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G'morning!
Commercial law done, next exam is Professional Conduct. I want to revise today but it's just so nice outside!

If you're at work, what's the cheekiest thing you could do to enjoy today's weather, before it goes back to being typically British rain and misery?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
my sister finished her law exams last week :D

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
Ms Official Jnr also did this
She is now in Newquay with her mates probably getting boffed by surfers.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
my sister's surfer went to london to boff her.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
This is the correct course of action if she is in London.
I will be going there at the weekend. Do I get to have a go on her too?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
she'll be back by then.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
Oh well.
It never hurts to ask.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
I could use my air rifle to set off car alarms in the car park.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
Air rifle, pff
What you want is a good .223 then you can set off the car alarms 1/2 mile away.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
And by set off I mean put holes in

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
Burn down the office

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
i could go for a walk and feel dangerously aroused.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
at lunchtime.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
DO IT

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
haha.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
Not being in Britain is my first step

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
revise outside?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
Scampi Fries are excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
They smell a little of piss though
But I agree, a fine pub food.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
no they're not
they're shit, you eat crap food, that's why you're fat.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
that and the amount you eat
and a lack of exercise.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
oh and hormones

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
Fuck yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
Blegh, yuk.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
baldmonkey podcasts are execrable

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
I do like them. Not had them in ages though.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
WRONG.
Bacon fries are another matter though.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
+state of
you've got solids, liquids, gases, plasma and bacon fries. they're formed in the middle of stars
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
you've forgotten Bose-Einstein condenstates
and pork scratchings.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
i looked on the wikipedia page and thought "fuck that's a lot of states to enumerate for a crap strikethrough"
so i drew the line at states that couldn't be described in one word

pork scratchings though. mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
You fanny.

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
Me jane.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
HELLO BALDYLOCKS.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
I have nothing of value to say so I am starting many many threads.
How is your day looking?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
sidelong.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
you cock.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
BINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKY.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
NO FRICKING WAY.
this morning, i got up at 6 and did the washing up and mopped the floor.

I EVEN CAUGHT MYSELF CONSIDERING BUYING A PINNY.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
I am turning very housewifey lately.
Strange. I have an apron, that's nearly a pinny :(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
I had an apron once.
I used to hang it on the kitchen door. We don't have a kitchen door anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
Did you eat it?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
No.
I used to like wearing an apron while otherwise naked. The breeze on my bottom would give me an erection and cause my apron to ruck up at the front.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
omg you could cut a hole in the back of the pocket and then NO NO STOP THINKING.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
None of this is true.
I just like the idea of the apron all rucked up and sticking out.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
i think it is because i am wearing a gingham dress and a bow in my hair.
i am feeling very 1950s.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
Ahhh.
I am not. I would like to be, though. Where do you get your nice dresses from?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
well this dress is a red herring one from debenhams. it was very cheap, £22.
it is actually more like a grown-up version of a primary school dress than a proper 1950s one, but i like it.

it was a birthday present. i asked for it because i bought a gingham hairband with a bow and i needed clothes to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
Screw that.
Burn everything. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
i have a barbecue PERILOUSLY CLOSE to a rather dried out palm tree in the garden.
which is next to a wooden fence.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
BURNOTRONIC DEATH JUNE TIMES.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
THE WHOLE TERRACE WILL GO UP.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
I'm using my barbecue
To slowly kill some ivy on a fence. It's a delicate balancing act that may well result in me burning half my garden to the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
Rome wasn't built by a health and safety executive.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
Nope. it was built by fuckine wolves and shit
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
yay!
I got up and had toast and marmite and tea. Breakfast at home! A miracle for the spangolin.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
WOOGOO

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
i mean of course WOOHOO

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
that's because you're never at home when you wake up.
brazen hussy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
I no!
The skips I wake up in usually have little more than a dead fox to offer. I was made toast instead!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
you hen.
and also

BIIIIIINNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYY *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
OH HELLO.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
HELLO
HELLO

HELLO

Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
Guten morgen.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
Is it handicapped tuesday today or what?
*goes to make some toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
So sometimes I like to play the guitar.
What about you?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
nah, I dont like you playing guitar
can you play the spoons?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
or the washboard?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
have you seen it ?
have you seen it?

wheres my washboard?

/cackles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
No, I do not like to do that.
I cannot play any musical instrument.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
I tried learning to play the guitar in my yoof
I didn't learn much. I'm not destined to be a gee-tar-ist
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
Yes
I do
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
Sometimes I like to eat too much and then vomit it all back up again

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
and I also like to play the guitar, flute or piano

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
have you considered doing them together?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
That would be a feat and a half!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
Yes Baldmonkey,
I do enjoy playing the guitar. I also enjoy playing the banjo, mandolin, ukelele and accordion.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
Awww
*jealouses* I want ALL of those musical implements
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Aww,
I choose all the best ones you see!

I play mostly folk music which isn't that cool really!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
I play guitar, piano and bodrhan.
/Irish lols
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
I have never been much of a drummer.
I love the bodrhan but I have never managed to make a decent sound out of one!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
It's well easy.
I can do it FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
Hit it with an axe then set it on fire
that's about the best sound you'll get out of it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
You sir
can fuck RIGHT off
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
haha
I was waiting for that.

morning you. How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
I'm nothing if not predictable.
I'm alright thanks. Sunburn is fading to tan now which is good. I was sick of looking like a tomato. I'm in a relatively good mood today. I'm sure something will happen to change this.

How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
Legs still ache after sunday
and also sunburn, in a special wifebeater shape, after running in my SEXY stroke association vest. SEXY.

Otherwise I'm fine.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
BOD RAN

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
I went to kendo last night
I have never sweated so much in my life, I must have lost a stone in sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
Is kendo the martial art with swords and stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Good stuff.
I only ever got involved with Judo as a martial art, got my senior blue belt but haven't done it for a couple of years now.

We did do the odd bit of sword and stick fighting as my old sensei was a mulit disciplined chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
I also play the guitar, the bass guitar and the accordian

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Oooh what sort of accordion do you play?

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
nah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMN81_PIhQI&feature=channel
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
I think I clicked this last time it was posted as well

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
Oh fine
Everyone moans about crap threads, but when I post one that could be interesting and form a nice little discussion, you go and post a shit thread.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
FUCK YEAH!
POst another one, see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
forget about it supermatt
it's chinatown
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
I think he has thread tourettes, kinda like jmg

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
you know you've spelt ambassador wrong in your sig?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
I do now

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
I can't play owt, me.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
Nor can I.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
See Profile Pic

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
DO AS YOU'RE TOLD OR YOU GET A SMACK

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Fucking no.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
OK its a Bass

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
that's a guitar but for slow readers

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Plays the Stanley Clarke Solo
From "Schooldays"

Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
I like cutting the eyes out of photos of women.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
This is why i want to live in the mildew-fields between your labia.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
and wearing their faces as a mask as you wank to lazytown

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
I like tying children up and leaving them naked in an empty bathtub until they starve.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
I just pulled the passenger alarm on the London Underground because someone standing next to me collapsed
Turned out that he had only fainted, but now I feel conflicted because the train was stopped for 5 minutes in the station, disrupting the journeys of THOUSANDS of grumpy Londoners.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
YES!
FUCK BALDMONKEY.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
Pushing it down here.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
Further.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
Almost.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
OH YER

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
Did you get his wallet?
You should have took his wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
His passport was in his front pocket

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
you should have finished him off,
for the sake of timetable adhearence.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
That was you?
Perhaps you can call my manager to explain why I'm late then.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
you did not know he had fainted when he collapsed
HOWEVER , would it not had been better to wait til in a station so that the doctor would not have all that far to come?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
The trains keep going to the next station when you pull the alarm

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
oh, emergency stop but only in stations?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
They don't stop UNTIL they're in the station

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
crap emergency stop then innit

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
I didn't once say it was an emergency stop

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
thought thats all there was on the underground
a passenger alarm too?

wonder what happens if you pull both.

would it stop or go into the station?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
There is no emergency stop
because stopping underground would cause a lot more problems than needed.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
thought they had that red handle thing either behind glass or above the doors
do not use unless in a emergency or get fined 200 quid
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
I hope he felt like a stupid cunt when he came round.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
I DID!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

most strangers have a reset button down the front of the pants.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
i'd say that was the right thing
people don't generally collapse when going about day to day stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
Sometimes when i am in a zoo I like to give the kangaroos pogo sticks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAIMAGINE THAT AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
/closes window on padded door and walks along corridor to look in on other mental inmate.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
evans halshaw = cunts
discuss
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
who?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
just cunts,
trust me
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
bah, a fucking car dealership?
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
not just any dealership
the devils dealership run by palin
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
I know it gets dire on here
but a CAR DEALERSHIP, just how bored do you think we are?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
What?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
Something to do with cars
Doesnt effect us
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
Right
I can barely contain my indifference
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
they piss me off more
my factors stealing my bike and locking it in a cupboard - cunts
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
Do you want to try that again?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
I don't know who that is
Or they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
Where?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
Why?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
living up to your name today aren't you?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
cor
rect
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
how?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
Meh

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
I don't understand this but baldmonkey is almost off my screen so I'm in two minds about this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
*Clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
it's been so long i can't remember if he used to be funny or it was always like this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
I can't remember the last time I laughed either at or with baldmonkey.
He's b3tas Steve Martin.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
but steve martin has old stuff to look back on fondly, what do we have with baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
Why?
What? When?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
tuesday rantage
mr poooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
What the fuck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
I am hoping its one of wormies comedy accounts
but the account is 2 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
Edgy and interesting!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
im
not sure i agree with you there
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
PLEASE SHARE MORE INTERESTING OPINIONS.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
I like my kite

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
I like your kite

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
I want to go kite surfing
it looks fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
I'm a seagul and I enjoy messing with the minds of fat women by shouting "hurray" at them instead of "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak"
SHUT UP BALDMONKEY FUCK OFF ETC
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
You're going to have to up your game here

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
its like reading the thought process of Susan Boyle.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
sobo
is a motherfucking pidgeon lady off of new york i think
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
huh, that's odd
given your username, i expected you to be in possession of a great and powerful intellect. ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
I think I'm going to catergorise this sort of post as:
a point of view change
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY FOX!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
The old porn woman?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
The old worn porn woman.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
The best kind

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
its a hobby I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
how very interesting, or not

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
AGENT SMITH, INCREASE THE MIND RAYS TO FULL CAPACITY

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
what mind rays are you on about?
with love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
Right, is it ok
to patronise people who believe in ghosts?
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
I think it's ok to patronise everyone,
I'm doing it to you right now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
I believe in ghosts
So go nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
You're a stupid spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
I think we established that a long time ago

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
tell me why
areas which used to be hallways in hospitals are apparent ghost havens, whereas current hospital hallways (which I presume would have just as many 'tortured cunt souls' or whatever) are mostly full of alive non ghosty types?
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
How should i know?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
because
you touch yourself at night?
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
It probably has something to do with ghosts not existing or something.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
ahhhh
now i see
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
might be something to do with the fact that most old hospitals were work houses before they became hospitals
and there were loads of deaths in those.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
more deaths
than when they became hospitals? NHS hospitals? I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
fucked if I know but I like ghosts

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
mmmmngggggghhh

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
^I'm doing the hand actions and facial expressions at the screen at the same time.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
Do they like toast?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
Ghosts like toast.
Like toast the most.
Toast and roasts.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
Sure, patronise who you like
I not only believe in them but have seen a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
How many spastics are there on here?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
i also suspect
more than i may have initally suspected
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
loads, many believe in some invisible god, so why can I not believe in something unrational?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
Because it's as stupid in believing in God.
Why would you believe something there's absolutely no evidence for.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
oh dunno, seeing them has something to do with it

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
mock all you like but I know what I have seen and thats enough for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
OMG WHAT WAS THAT?
GHOST. DONE.

It's the lazy conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
er, what?
when I say see them , I mean standing in front of me.

The one seen the most is the dead rentakill bloke at work who died when the building was being built.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
I believe in god.
and yeah maybe I'm stupid but goddamn I need to think that there's something out there watching over us. My scientific mind says it's not possible - my heart doesn't care.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
Which God was it you chose to fool yourself with.
I'm betting it wasn't thor.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
No god in particular. Just. god.
I'm not saying that god's lookin out for anybody just that I'm hoping that there's something after life.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
if there was a god looking out for people , its doing a very piss poor job

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
How dare you believe something I don't belive in?
You're stupid
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
i didnt want to suggest that you shouldnt believe in retarded things
just expect to be patronised for it.

I may not agree with your point of view but by science, i will fight for your right to have it!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
of course I expect to be patronised, patronise enough people for their beliefs as it is, I should not expect anything less

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
I'll patronise YOUR
goats ghosts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
you know what?
you can patronise whoever you like.
that's because you're special. yes you are!
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
Good morning, everyone.
Did you sleep well? Any nice dreams to report? How's the weather where you are? Cuppa tea? Coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)
SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)
NO.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)
Gligy, my lovely
calm down a wee bit. okay? okay. Good.
with love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)
Love you too you fluffy cunt.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)
I can't be arsed working today
I might just sit around in my underpants playing guitar all day
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)
ooooooo fun. Wish I could play guitar. But can't.
I had a jammie day on sunday - just sat in my pj's and nothing else and watched movies allllllll day. It was ace!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
I might do this at the station today
I'm spare this afternoon, no one will notice.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)
you're going to sit in a train station just wearing your underpants?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
Nope
The station. Can't you read, you fucking spastic?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
I was just wondering that....
there are two outcomes.
a) those poor, poor commuters
b) those lucky lucky bastards!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
You have clearly never seen a 41 year old man in his knickers
b) is out of the question
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)
I was trying to be nice you cunt.
I won't bother in future.
with love and fluffles. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
FUCK OFF! THE FUCKING LOT OF YOU!
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)
Wobble wobble wobble!
c'mere - I'll give you a hug and sing you lullabies like your daddy never did...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
GERROFF!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
did you know that being hugged reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaally tight and having pressure applied over your torso calms you down?
It's true. :)
You sound like you need a hug.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
I HATE you!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
Love you too
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
TWAT

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)
hee hee hee twat.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)
god I'm so mature.
I'm laughing at you laughing at the word Twat.
/facepales
with love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
*rubs*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
erm what are you rubbing dearie?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
GENERAL HAPPY RUBBING.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
you get your hands away from there!
I'm taken!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
me too :D

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
QUITE FREQUENTLY.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
UP THE BUM!
/giggles.
ha ha. Bum. hahaha.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
HAHAHA BUM LOLS.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
*kisses face*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
god, binky.
affection whore.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
Wide awake
Blue skies and slight cloud cover, 33 degrees C, Ginger Beer & Lime and an Executive Recruitment Agency have just offered me a job with ridiculous amounts of cash in Singapore. Don't think I'll take it though.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)
Why? Singapore sounds lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)
Antiseptically Clean
Genetically engineered shithole (and expensive)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
But but but... it doesn't make any sense!
/ac

And what about all the lovely cash?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
Cash is not everything
I am happy with my current position and hate Singapore
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)
Tetchy today
Zapped any good motherboards recently?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)
nope, it's all fixed and repaired and running like a screaming bastard now
and I've got enough bits left over to build a second machine as a file server

and I have a huge penis
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)
All you need to do now is learn karate and kick some bullies into next week.
Then run them over.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)
I'm like Mister Myaggi in a Honda Accord me

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
Can you catch a fly on your bell-end though?
Or whatever it was that little chink used to do.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)
Last Statement
*may contain lies*

I bought the stuff I wanted (except the sound card) on Saturday, but, will have to wait for the weekend to build it up!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)
Gizza job.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)
SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)
You know who I work for...
But if I do leave you'll be the second to know (How good are you with Christmas Tree's)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)
Christmas trees?
What do you *do*?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)
Thats me loading one out on "Talk Like A Pirate day"
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/57163/1190195007/Pirates.JPG

and this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree_(oil_well)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)
Cool
You have slaves
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)
Coolies

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)
I'm going to have to head to the colonies.
Just out of interest, have you ever met a bloke called Rob Falls through your work?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
Does he work in Indonesia?
Or is he a wellhead guy?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
He has worked there
He is a safety consultant.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
Cannot say I have
But, depending on where he drinks I may have met him
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
He's in Somalia now
Probably being shot or something.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)
Happened to me
In Yemen (it's shit)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
I can almost desribe what a flange is.
That's how advanced my engineering knowledge is:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)
I have been having erotic dreams about Gordon Ramsey

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)
Did he slap the back of his hand on the pop shot?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
He was a giggling, awkward buffoon

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)
Was he laughing at you?
My guess is he was. I might be wrong.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)
Possibly
I was rushing around trying to find somewhere to hide
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
I slept like a dead baby.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

like with
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)
I managed a whopping three hours sleep, wonderful
I blame you.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)
I appear to have broken my mind's 'getting up at 445 is a great idea' cycle
Good times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
Taking offence here because you didn't tell me not to.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
Yeah
Soz, like.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)
Blowjobs

(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:29, archived)
Everybody is a sleep
or talking about things I don't about.

Brararhrhr
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:29, archived)
I don't believe you.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:45, archived)
It's true!
I read about them once.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:47, archived)
MCB!
I just really really tried to listen to that blamdonkey podcast

it was shit, I couldn't listen for more than about 20 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:52, archived)
I tried to listen to the first one,
but it was crap and I never downloaded any more.

I do hope I haven't missed anything exciting.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 6:00, archived)
Did you mean: slamdonkey
Thanks, google!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 6:00, archived)
pppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:06, archived)
Now, this thread may only have
have lines with characters that match
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:08, archived)
I've just completed my review of last night's gayshift and I declare it "mostly dull with brief outbreaks of Easty"

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:10, archived)
Who's Easty?

(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:13, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:16, archived)
I wonder
if they are playing this over the PA at Charles De Gaulle airport?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6_vPoOcQ2o&feature=related

Music can be very comforting in times of distress.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
IT'S ANOTHER 9/11 AND ANOTHER 7/7
REALLY! INIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
07/01?
01/07?
First June?
June 01?

Oh that's it, yes. "June 01"

As in, "Ju'n-oh one person that was lost on the plane?"

June 01 everyone. Remember it.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! __, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
It's June now?
Fuck.. I thought it was february
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
bit warm for February

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
damn global warming

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
bring it on
*fires up the V8*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
Shuttle carpooling is the future
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8078196.stm
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
I love that
sexy time for the shuttle
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
2nd of June
Jesus, it really flew by.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
It were hailing and snowing 3 weeks ago

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
Where?
Certainly not west london
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
everything happens in London apparently..

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)
Juno I would remember as its a synth made by Roland
Roland sounds French, so that's the connection then.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
I have no idea what that comment is meant to mean

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
rofltopical
I prefer they play this

open.spotify.com/track/1hqZDnpwvDvp3UFen4Xceb
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
That is the most wonderful thing I have ever heard

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
I met Hugh Dennis tonight.
I bet you haven't met any famous people in the last five hours.
Have you?
You'd better not have.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
I met crunchy nut cornflakes
and I'm not even a father.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
Who's that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
that one off the telly isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
Oh you mean Hugh Jackman!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
hugh?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Hefner
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
No, but I have within the last 2 months

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
[imagine mystery and suspense here]

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
I have already posted it on b3ta
The dude from Covenant, Eskil Simonsson.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
I have never heard of either of those things.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
Big in the 80s and 90s
But not mainstream.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
I have played them on bob
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZORv63gHNQ
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
I used to play that song on BOB often enough

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
I always wanted to see them live
but I don't think they ever played Ireland. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
I like Covenants musics
I also like Frozen Plasma, I have their new album "Monumentum" in me headphones right now :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
I will look, when I am on a computer that can torrent!

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
I am also waiting for the new VNV nation album.
I don't think I have listened to a single "mainstream" band in years.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
Corr man, I think I love you
Of course, I don't really. But I do love VNV. And Combichrist, but they're not quite the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
variety is the spice of life
you should visit here:

ivan-discoteca.blogspot.com/search/label/Electro%2FSynthpop%2FFuture%2FTechno

click on Descagar for magic things
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
I'm tempted to buy the Mary Whitehouse Experience on DVD
to find out if he was ever funny.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
try this first
www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=Mary+Whitehouse+Experience&aq=f
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
Scanning down the list...
what I said.

I remember the old professors insulting each other and milky milky, I'll have to watch the others.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
Speaking of meeting famous peoples
Rob Newman went to the same school as me.

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
It's fucking Monday night
I hate being unemployed. Why are you up?

also: dl.ziza.ru/other/042009/06/gifs/022.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
GLASSCOCK OF EPIC FAIL
If you were a man I'd do this on you:

media.fukung.net/images/6006/monkey_steals_peach-789200.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
Yeah, I don't use b3ta often enough
I'm the moron!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
haha, yes, you are!
media.fukung.net/images/10490/415193c99140851bcd190c1751b524de.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)
I would LOVE to do that to somebody

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
don't let him kid you, sammi.
we all think you are tremendously smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

media.fukung.net/images/14171/12b94aa82c0dd6ca13a4224a2a285c01.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)
ROFFLE

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
pity reply

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
i would love to be unemployed.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
...
Long hours appeal to me so much now, that I've applied to do nursing.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
I've been out of work since xmas
and I've just woken up after nodding off a couple of hours ago due to a drink related condition.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
DING DING
Round two.

randomn.es/images/fca679cde67e969514c9feffd9021dd6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
WAAAH TALK TO ME
randomn.es/images/5cdd23a0926f543cf727184694e46e99.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
*sympathy reply*
media.fukung.net/images/5138/28_podborka_35.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
this is art
contains vomit
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
Classy!
Now, epic: randomn.es/images/12c2ac230b81b6431331659212017190.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
I'm ashamed to admit it,
but I'm impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
that is a weekend well spent.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
and now the lulz, because I know you love photos of girls that look like THAT photo.
randomn.es/images/c4f75539303aaf41a5ed27bdfe15dba9.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
that is what sammi could look like with extensive surgery.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
I think sufficient time has passed that some of you may have forgotten this, so here's a reminder:
randomn.es/images/2775857b8317bc9f70f820320e18ee0d.jpg

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
if i had forgotten it,
it's probably because it's not very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
SHUT UP GOBBO
Or I will piss in your tea, by proxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)
gotta love those fritzl family pictures

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
REPLYING HERE!
HAI...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
WAAHHH TALK TO ME
and so on...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
There, there, Dovey.
The internet is a lonely place :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
God damn internet.
so lonely...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
That's you that

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
i think i just fell asleep on my bed for ten minutes, after trying to find some socks.
i am pretty sure that that is what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
They were my socks.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
i don't think you will want them back now.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
I think you added starch to the last pair of socks I lent you.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
only because you had

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
I fell asleep when I was unplugging my TV once,
Mind you, I had been drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
My dog fell asleep standing up earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
Pfft.
Aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
He had his nuts chopped off.
The drugs make him funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
probably an old english sleepdog

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)
or a miniature schnoozer

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
You should be ashamed.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
I don't press f5 often enough

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
Monkey children.
Thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
No
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/marmoset.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
Places Dave Trouser has pissed on:
X marks the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
If I recall correctly, the marker is within half a metre of the actual spot too.
Let's call it GeoPissing. More fun than that crappy Geocaching that Syncubus does.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
Geononcing more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
I hope you're talking about Syncy there...
GeoPissing is a MAN's game.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
Oh fo' sho'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
OH BTW!
BRIGHTON, well I never.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
It's a massive disgrace.
Mykey puts me on ignore every time I mention the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
Wait he does that as well.
What reward would I get for visiting your piss mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
You get a nice view from the top of Cross Fell.
On a clear day you can see Newcastle.

How is that not glorious?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
Now I like the sound of this.
I saw the angel yesterday, it looked ace in the distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
The nokia 5800 has a feature where it saves photo names as the geo location
Try that next time you piss
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
Hmm, I wonder if the G1 can do this, I know it time stamps as well as date stamps.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
Pretty much all new phones can do it.
The ones without internal GPS can use Bluetooth GPS instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
I think I'll investigate this.
It seems to add the gps location to the picture data.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
Ah well then, the software that goes with the phone will likely show you a map view of your photos.
Flickr might also do this; not sure.

My TV does. Plug in camera - photos show up with a little world map. Not much use to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
This is alot like Monkey Beer.
Except in no way as interesting, or refreshing.
Hooray for the olden days!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
I did a monkey beer flash thing.
I like monkey beer, good olden days.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
It was much better, as one board.
Less fat moaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
More fun and games.
I liked the evening threads, much conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
All us People Who Can Remember When There Was Just One Board should total start a conversation in the next Shit Vector Thread over there.
Just to show 'em who's boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
We should talk without references to the originating post.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
Everybody should totally click that.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
Oh man.
That's something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
They'll be hell on in a minute.
www.b3ta.com/board/9486520
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
You've upset ClanSoul now.
This is all going to end in a big tantrum.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
But his image WASN'T FUNNY.
It was like one of those really unfunny strips that Friz does.

Only not drawn as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
It was slightly odd, quirky if you like.
It turned up the corners of my mouth a touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
haha, oh man, he panders to her on DeviantArt too.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
It's all chucking out time in the town centre.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
I especially like the flid arm that she's drawn on him.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
I appear to have a Drunk Ebay Win.
I appear to have bought the latest Ginger Live Solo Recording With Autograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
This is a good win.
As long as it didn't cost you much.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
16 quid.
It's probably overpriced, but it is signed in SILVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
That's not too bad.
It used to be what HMV in town sold albums for, if they were ten years old ie Earth vs The Wildhearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
I have a first pressing copy of that.
Without 'Caffeine Bomb' on it and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
Cor, that's worth some money.
I have the fan club edition of Fishing for luckies with the six tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
I have that also.
And a ten inch vinyl single of 'Suckerpunch'.
And the 'Lovebank/Geordie' 12 inch.
And the 'passport' case of 'I Wanna Go'
And I have a really large penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
You have some fine albums and ting.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
it is now the 2nd of June
this year, b3ta is NOT on FUCKING FIRE!
And now, a moment of silence.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
COCKS

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*Beer fart*

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
Let's get rid of QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
Careful now. They'd all come here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
That's the plan.
Like a league structure to /talk.
They could work their way up to our league.

I say "our", I'm quite clearly well ahead and Champion in this league. I expect a trophy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
Peterborough

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
Let's get rid of JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
I left for a few weeks at the beginning of the year and it almost fell to bits.
Fat people over-running the place with moaning would only make you all put weight on in time.
I really should be thanked for bullying you all a bit more in to line.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
FLUFFY AMMALS!

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
With GMoS eyes!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
*stays silent*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
Fire solves everything.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
What about putting out fires?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
*Points of View intro music*
Which one of you fat fuckers wants to complain?
Does Wogan still do Points of View. I'll be him.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
GIRLS ARE CUNTS.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
I MEAN HAVE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
You know what to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
BALDMONEYSMASH!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
ammals.

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If this is how funny your podcast is
Well.. I know what I'LL be doing tonight!


...
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Wanking?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
whilst listening to the podcast

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
Haha! This is, indeed, a punchline!

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not only that but they were right werent they.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
It's hard typing with one hand

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! __, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Computers are shit and I hate them.
This is tonight's bother for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

lolarious
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
*buys ticket*
For comedy value.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
I'm complaining.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
As you, a GIRL replying to ME, JMG.
There'll no doubt be somebody along shortly to shout at me.
It'll be MY fault. Ultimately.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
STOP TRYING TO RUN OFF WITH HER JMG!
God, you're such a... such a BLOKE!

*flicks cunty fringe haircut*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
OH DAVID!
The internet is always picking on me for being popular and intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
As we've always known, it's just jealousy.
The trouble is, they never realise that their feeble attempts at insults or other such things simply bounce off your mighty armour, striking them back in the face, making them worse and worse.

How can this ever be corrected?

JMG FOR MOD. That's how.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
JMG FOR MOD!
*Political rally*
*The punching of ugly people*
*National anthem*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
I do feel you are responsible.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
I'm probably allergic to breasts, or something along those lines.
I'm in incredible form, lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Last I heard you were a gypsy clown living in Twickenham, and a bearded collie.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
I'm Jihon in the Memeishi
that makes me nearly important
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
*Firm handshakes and the spoiling of a local Polo match*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
I think Graham Norton took over.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
*Several new threads detailing why this is a bad choice in host*

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
I don't think it's on tv anymore.
outdated tv references Jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

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