WHO WANTS TO PLAY INTERNET BOGGLE?
Bingo is dead. long live Boggle.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

92
That number again, 92
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

piss off

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

YOU are my absolute
FAVOURITE. x
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Note the kiss Esme,
I think he likes you
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Or she, either way

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Bit of both
I think
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

it was an 'x'
FOR MURDER
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

DUN DUN DUUUUN!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

I'm flattered.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

you cheap hussy

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Only joking!
I'm not really!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

As long as it's on weekdays.
:(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

oh yes oh you, 86 is the call

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

:( :( :( :(

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

No.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

i'll hand up i made a mistake, n4ta bingo should be run on football nights or big btother finals or eurovision et al
56, next number 56
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

BORING
SHIT THREAD
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

LEAVE HIM ALONE
HE'S TRYING HIS BEST.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

if this is my best i'm going to cut up
again, jesus loves me
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Try not to be so hard on yourself
It was a lovely idea. it's not your fault that it didn't work.


OR IS IT?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

i could get really sad, or not

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

:(

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

Two fat b3tans

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

only two?
nearly 80,000 last time I checked
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

That would be a long game of bingo though

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Half of those are false
I got drunk one night & signed up all my tagnuts
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

did you see Pendulum @ Download?
..


*smiles
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

I saw Pendulum dj at a thing in Kings Cross goods yard just before it all got knocked down
utter shit, the tunes were ok but I've never seen less interested dj's
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

BINGO!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

i cant help it, i need to go to bed

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

I meant the numbers:(
Keep posting.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

just choose a scorecard from the ones you sent out
and start listing all their numbers
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

leave of i'm pissed, i have no idea wht's going on, banter, no offence

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Went to That Newquay today
No music blaring from bar doorways, no drunken hen or stag parties staggering about the place, only 500 surfers (10% of normal) trying to do their best with a 2ft swell (oo-er). Blimey.

What other places aren't the same these days?

ALT: Where do folks go these days for stag/hen dos that is not Blackpool?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

NEW NUMBER PLEASE

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

they should totally make another Matrix film with Hellboy in it
I'd well watch that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

I didn't realise Shia Leboeuf was in Constantine.
Fact there for you.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

oh yes here we go, 71 kids

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

:)

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Can we have a recap please, mongy.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

oh yes
15
46
5
58
75
72
11
29
71
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

well look, dull thread night
I had to put in an appearence. QED.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Thank you.
I have none still :(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

I had a thoroughly enjoyable hag do in Brighton a while back
failing that, Marbella, if you're buying
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Riga & Tallinn
Cheap booze, English spoken widely, women of easy virtue - basically what you want, right?

However I had a gun pulled on me in Riga, and my friend was dropped off on the outskirts of the city by a corrupt policeman who took most of his money as a bribe.

Lovely teahouse in the central park, mind.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

Riga
I take my hat of to you sir. Well former USSR respeck.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Old Riga is actually very nice.
There's a beautiful 14th Century Guildhall called the 'House of the Blackheads' right next door to an a lumpen concrete blight on the landscape called the 'Latvian Occupation Museum.' I asked a taxi river about this and he told me that as ugly as the building was, it wasn't nearly as ugly as the occupation itself, which i found interesting.

Later that evening I took a Cypriot ice skating for the first time ever.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

A friend of mine was going to go to Prague for his stag do
but changed it to Munich a week before they were going to leave. When I asked why he said it was because the prisons were better in Germany.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

That and the fact that the locals are prone to kicking in the heads of drunk Englishmen these days
for fucking up their city
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Fair enough.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

There's signs in Krakow saying "No More Than Two English People"
it's like being in a very racist sweet shop
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Just goes to bloody show.
No wonder we're all bloody emigrating to the Costa del Sol
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

they say Prague is an international banking centre
they also say it's where the Russian Mafia launder their ill gotten gains.

Oh shit, now that's on the CIA database of things people said on the internet.

Oh shit, I said CIA on the internet.

Shit, I said Shit, that's going on the obscenity database of some American church with shadowy agendas.

Bollox.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

You're for it now.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

I'm sure hen and stag parties ruin a lot of destinations,
have to be done though
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is so fucking cool
he's like Jesus but with laser cannons
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Achey breaky heart, that was a good song

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

We used to sing that
but hilariously, changed the word 'heart' to 'bollocks'. It works surprisingly well.
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Not as good as Gina G

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Whigfield was better.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Boink boink boink boink

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Totally would boink her
userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/13228973/Whigfield+_13.jpg
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

YEAH
New number time
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

If mongy gives this thread a bingo number
he's a massive fucking prick
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

and i care? 29

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

29

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

You did that already.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

it's a joke silly

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

:(((((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

:( :( :(

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Short, middle-eastern and hateful
sounds like Jesus to me.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Don't like him,
with his shifty face.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Chevy Chase in a Turkish Cola advert?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi_LKnQmqLc
Comedy silver?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

at least back in the good old days
the Middle East took care of themselves. With the old Iran/Iraq war, no one else had to get involved and they were too busy to take it to anyone else.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Can someone PLEASE post a dull thread?

oh.
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Dull reply

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Dull reply reply

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Threats of ignore

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Pretending I don't care

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Annoyance at not being able to provoke a reaction

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Inevitable wobble

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

I'd like to bring out a range of bras called that

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Hah,
please do
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Tedious response to dull reply right here

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Mild antagonism

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Really boring comment,
bringing in elements of lunch threads and kittens.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Some kind of tenuously relevent ascii art

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

He's out.
Got a gig tonight.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Mention of technology using words no normal person has knowledge of.
Small detail about lunch.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Argument over which operating system is better
show of distain over choice of lunch
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Attempts to brush off the argument.
Some, frankly disturbing, pandering here.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Posts pic of something Star Wars/Trek related
Oh oops, this ain't /board.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

The good thing is Dull Thread Bingo is slowly but surely uniting the boards
I for one salute Mongy, our Bingo loving anti board fascism overlord
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

I missed bastard bingo.
GRR.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

THANK FUCK

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

I did but it was 45 mins ago :(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

I liked your thread.
It picked up about halfway through with a good subthread. Classic posting technique.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

It's what I aimed for.
Though to be honest I thought it was a disaster with the whole one word answer shizzle. I don't really make new threads.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

You could always start one

( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Now, there's an idea

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

All of your threads a fucking shite.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Fuck off you floppy haired cunt.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

+ex
I'm an ex-floppy haired cunt.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

HAIR CUT TWINS.
I had mine sorted today.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I had mine sorted about 3 years ago.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And every few weeks before and since.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Me too but without the before bit.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Tramp.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

it was trimmed,
not "cut".
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

My comment stands.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

thats amazing, because i also had my hair cut later this week

( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Tic, tic, tic, tic BOOM!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Evening Gilgyplops
hows your pants?
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

i'll have to check that and the contents
, i feel sick now, damn vodkacunt and webclam
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

that was one of those times when I just stared at /talk in mute horror, not quite believing the events that were unfolding before my eyes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

I started laughing uproarously at the world "unfolding"
possibly at the connotation that foreplay with vodkacoke would be like prying open the two sections of a mayonaise-slathered kebab that you bought when you were very very drunk, to check that the contents were 100% completely cleared by WHO before you put your face near it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Oh fucking hell :(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

I'm so aroused right now

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

more importantly
was the mayonnaise chilled first or did he slip a few cubes up there? you need a certain amount of warmth and ice isn't there for the chill factor; it's there as a slow-release dilutant.

or something.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

i fucking love ricks rant towards the end
gold
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Good times.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

this needs a repost
grim
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

she;'s got a weird mouth.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

No it fucking doesn't:(((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Oh :(
No no no
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

im just sharing the fucking wealth here

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'll have to check this statement for truth.

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

like what you see?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Brace yourself.

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

When she says "Want to Play?"
I get images of that DungeonMaster game you could get where some dude who looked like Hellraiser gave you instructions from the TV whilst you played the accompanying board game.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

what are podka dots?

( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

There goes another monocle...

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

DONT WANT NO SHORT DICK MAN

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

this is not within the rules or the spirit of the game, but i give up, no offence
the age at which fat girls go to good schools and the tarts go to the comprehensive, 11
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

:(

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

NO

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Still in the cool club.
:(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

me too.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

let's get married

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

This ain't cricket

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Four!

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

so you's the man who come to sweep my yard
the yard man
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

You'd better brush it good.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

WORK

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Yeah, you'd like that, wouldnt you.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

in all fairness
someone has to
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Danny Boy!

(Captain Boffer, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

what the deuce

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Enough of that.
It's Saturday night and we are on the internet. There's no shame in it whatsoever, and I wont look down upon us like that JMG fellow.

I just want to know.....what's your tipple tonight?


Alternative question - What's the biggest animal you can successfully wrestle to the ground?

EDIT - Elaborate people, one word answers are wasted space.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Orange Juice.
Mouse.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Cmon Karl, I reckon you can at least take on a Deer.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Nah.
Fuck that.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

I'll help you if you want?
I'm not particularly big, but I'll clothesline the fucker.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Nah.
Deers can hurt me.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

So can mice.
Vicious things when they really want to get away.
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6223289
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

tea
id say a donkey
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

White wine
your mum
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

oh that's a very fine ym there

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

If you pushed her the wrong way, she'd fucking crush you.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

homebrew ale

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

I fancy making homebrew, I just can't be bothered getting started.
How does it taste?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

it's pretty good,
once you get the hang of it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

homebre
+h
+pp
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

FAIL

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

*whistles*

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Kiss strawberry flavoured cider.
It's not very nice.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

I'll kiss YOUR strawberry flavoured cider in a minute

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

The Brothers strawberry cider is good.
I have Brothers festival strenght pear cider.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Yeah, that stuff is lovely.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Beer
and a giraffe. The fuckers are all spindly legs and high centre of gravity.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

take the legs out and they'd fall

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

My answer to both questions
Is a medium to large pig.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

What does it taste like?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Half Salty
HALF UMAMI
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

That was a boaring answer.
Can we have another number for it?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

UMAMI

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2806834
www.b3ta.com/talk/2806828
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

UVAVU

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Haha

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

I've got a sweet here that looks like a green spunking cock.

( MrA, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Guinea pig
I'm a cripple
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Stella.
And I'd like to think that I could take out a tiger, if I kicked it in the head hard enough.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Bengal or Siberian?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Bengal.
They probably would be steel toe capped boots, though.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

red wine
no ice
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Nasty trick :(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

haha
:D
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

That's it, reveal your big grin.
Joke is on you though. Right on your face.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

diet coke
human
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Tea. There may be gin or vodka later. Or port.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

I'd take on a hippo. Equal match and that.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

I'm not drinking tonight.
Or tomorrow, or monday, or tuesday, or wednesday, or thursday
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

i've had a few guinness and now i'm on the red wine with a cocaine chaser
no offence i'm posting a number, a duck with a gun abusing his loving wife, 72
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

:(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

:(`
at least we're still cool
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

True,
but I am the only one who is naked....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

You know what they say
pictures or it didn't happen.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I'm still in the cool club, then.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

*high fives*

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

I have some coke here, dont think its a good idea tho given the state of my guts
also
:(
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

see? SEE? you HURT people when you give their threads bingo numbers
this is why the mods tell you to play nice, you awful, awful man
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

i'm learning this bingo hurts me alot more than others, :(((((

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

I'd be tempted to delete the thread

( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

I've played bingo a few times
and it usually takes around 10-15 calls before someone screeches LINE and 55-65 calls before someone screeches BINGO.

We've been at it for almost 3 hours and some of us don't have chemical assistance.

The question is, do you plan to sleep tonight?
Well, do ya?
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

i'm kidding on the chems, no minerals for me, and you are right, this is why the prize is only one line really
takes too long, this bingo works better when eurovision is on or something, loads of dull threads, no offence
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

'no offence'
Are you literally an estate agent?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

No, just metaphorically.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Oohh
I thought it was one line first and then going on to bingo (full house).
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

pehaps we can all keep our tickets, it really does take all night to get a line, although we have more players now

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Woo hoo
three numbers now.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

THREE?
I call shenanigans
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

In answer to your post down there
I am good. We need to find a date to see that Rah woman.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Yes we do.
Enforced party time.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

WHAT

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Oh mongy:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

drinking some nearly nice homebrew
and i would think the biggest animal i could wrestle would be a yet undiscovered type of giant sea sponge 40 feet wide and 90 foot long
( chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

technically that's a colony,
not a single organism
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

still in the kingdom animalia
so still an animal
( chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

also wiki seems to think that they are generally a colony of special cells
rather than little beasties that all live together in a big sploofy blob
so nyah
( chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Water
because I fear I am getting poorly.

I've never wrestled an animal but I once scared the bejeebus out of an elephant and she shied away from me.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

I find scaring an elephant to be highly impressive, so two thumbs up here.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Nothing.
I reckon I could take out a giant anteater.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Well, I shall be having a cocacola
boring i know, but on the way back from the kebab shop, I was asked by a bunch of kids if I would buy a stella for them. In stead of doing this I informed the police that kids were hastling adults to buy alcohol, and they sent a 'unit' along to intervene. Did i do the right thing ?

I think I could take on a croc, having just watched Lake placid.
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

you tool

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

explain why
In my experience, stella tastes like shit.
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

offer to buy them the beer in return for a fiver or something
everyone wins
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

haha, I had considerd this
but they asked me in view of the shopkeeper looking out the shop window.
Anyway, I asked him to give me his money, and one of his mates said that I would run off with it.
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

aww man, you rang the police on some kids
just because they scared you a little? they were only trying to get a few drinks
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

a little ?
man, I had to change my underpants and trousers when I got home.
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

No.
What you do is take their money, buy them booze, and keep at least half of it for yourself.

The other half, pour all over the floor, that will teach them a lesson :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

i buy it for them, sod it, i got pissed young

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

At 12 ?

( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

how'd you know they were 12?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

He asked to see their drivers license.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

man knows his 12 year olds

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

i was twelve once
I Was also a youth club leader. I know what twelve looks like, give or take a bit.
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

haha

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

If you bumped into the police as you were going home, then I wouldn't say it was wrong
If you called them up and said it then I'd say that was a bit different.
( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

For fuck sake.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Take their money & spunk in their hair

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Bloody hell, what Redsushi said.
Do you know NOTHING?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

You did the right thing
Alcohol is a terrible beast, with large claws and a strong grasp. And it's hairy, and covered in fleas and has rabies. It's okay to see in a zoo though.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

You did nothing wrong.
I wouldn't have called the cops myself, I just wouldn't have thought of it.

My dad used to buy caliber if he was asked to buy kids/tramps booze.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

haha
now that is a good idea
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

the drink of the Connelly
does it still exist ?
It tasted like shit, and if it got you drunk, you must be kevin or perry.
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

it tastes like nut cutlets.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

It does exist
and as shit. None alcoholic beers that are drinkable are Becks and Bitburger Driver.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Furstenburg Frei is ok,
as is the Cobra one. The problem I have is that I drink them too quick. They might taste like beer, but they still go down like pop.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

I don't like the cobra one at all.
Tastes like horlix.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

hmm, weird,
I thought it tasted pretty much like the real thing.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

A real horlix

( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I live in Cape Town and belong to the local neighbourhood watch
due to the fact that the crime around here is getting ridiculous.
We work in conjunction with the police and have walkie talkies.
When someone is burgled, it goes out on the radio and we all jump into our cars and try to catch the burglar.
Anyfeckingway, that was a background... last week a neighbourhood watch member passed by a couple of 14 year old smoking weed on the street. He called the police and because they had more than 5 grams on them they were arrested for "dealing".
I was beside myself with anger and said to the other members "there but for the grace of God go most of us".

These kids were locked up overnight in our local police cells and will probably have this on record for the rest of their lives.

The answer to your question is a resounding NO.
If I were you I would have just warned them to stop and probably laughed as I walked away.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Fucking hell!
That is proper shitty :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

I was shaking with rage when it came on the radio
However, I am so addicted to this neighbourhood watch thing that I wouldn't "resign".
It's incredible adrenaline-packed fun when we screech around the streets chasing people.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

im guessing that these kids will probably get different treatment
just a guess though
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

and they SHOULD have it on their records
as a reminder not to be such massive bellends.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Fuck that.
It's not up to you to choose which laws are applicable. The kids wanting booze are likely to intimidate people. The kids in your story were stupid.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

But if I was that person who was approached by kids to buy booze
or saw them smoking weed on the streets, then it would be up to me.
And it would be my choice not to call the police.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

i doubt it would be that serious for these kids
it's the UK not the third world, they'd probably just be moved on
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

They'd get a clip round the ear
and when they get home they'd hope their dad didn't know, cos if he did they'd get a clip round the other ear
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

If their parents were anywhere near as reactionary as lot
they'd be out in the family estate looking for turb0t trying to kneecap him.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

I'm glad i chose
to go to the Durban office and let somebody else go to the Capetown office then, if Capetown is that bad.
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Our local police are really great
(and there aren't many like that, as you probably know).
I believe they would have given them a warning and called their parents had it not been a member of the public that had nabbed them and called in the police.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Chances are you stopped a bunch of chavs from breaking a few windows,
so I say good work. Nobody likes a pissed chav
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

they had no burberry
and no nova/corsa
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Kids + beer
Can't end well whatever happens
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

water
I reckon if I psyched myself up, put all my weight into it, and wasn't worried about having my throat ripped out, I could probably wrestle down a wolf, but only if my torso was greased and we did this thing as dawn rose over the mountain forests, and I knew I was going to get royalties of the t-shirt afterwards.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

I'd pay good money for that.
Maybe better in the night during a full moon though? They seem to like those t-shirt designs in a silver glow.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

no, fuck it, I want a lemon yellow t-shirt with sandy brown mountains
and me there in torn jeans and a glistening barrel chest staving off the snarling slathering jaws of a massive fucking wolf. Rock on.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

It sounds like the kind of shirt that a member of Slayer would wear on stage.
and I'd watch them live, look at the shirt and think to myself....''That's Grrrmachine. I've spoken to him online''. Then act all smug.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

I'd pay to see that.
I'd pay well
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Pimms and lemonade.
I'd have to choose either something quite low to the ground so it didn't have far to go or something tall and unsteady so that I had a chance to catch it unawares and topple it.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

like a giraffe?
or a clown on stilts ?
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

The second one I think.
I'd point at something then run at him while he was looking for the interesting object.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

I'd just convince any animal that it was in its own best interest to get on the ground.
I might finish off the vodka tonight.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Tesco's own Cola

( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

"brown fizzy water"

( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

yeah, well
I'm poor
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

It tastes a damn sight more like cola than Coca Cola does.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

wait what,
surely coca cola is the cola taste benchmark?
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

no it's rubbish,
there's barely any cola in it. that's why they tried to rebrand as simply "coke", they wanted to put the emphasis on the cocaine instead.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

whether you prefer the taste or not
coca cola is what cola tastes like
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

no it isn't.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

WINE.
And a shrew.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Shrewd choice.
LOLOLOLOL.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Well I liked it.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

could you tame it ?

( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Nyer, I've got back from the pub,
it was a bit shit tonight.

I was on the Guinness though, which improved the mood.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Coffee
and I now know that I lose to a large Rottweiler doggie.
Though to be fair he did paw my stomach as an opening move, and he weighs probably a little under a stone less than me :(
For reference: keep a close eye on what the stumpy-tail's doing to make sure it really is playing, and if in doubt shoot it*

*with a camera. no idea why, but my dslr scared it repeatedly. Poor thing had to be held for his picture to be taken. Camera behing back, no problem. Camera on show, doggie backed off and started looking for places to hide.

Based on that, I'm guessing I could wrestle a small monkey to the ground in a fair fight, or out-gadget a large dog with a fear of cameras.
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

water and a headache
also: jesus. all i'd have to do is wrestle a catholic priest to the ground and force him to transubstantiate it
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Hooray
Oh, thou! in Hellas deem'd of heavenly birth,
Muse! form'd or fabled at the minstrel's will!
Since shamed full oft by later lyres on earth,
Mine dares not call thee from thy sacred hill:
Yet there I've wander'd by thy vaunted rill:
Yes! sigh'd o'er Delphi's long deserted shrine,
Where save that feeble fountain, all is still;
Nor mote my shell awake the weary Nine
To grace so plain a tale -- this lowly lay of mine.

II
Whilome in Albion's isle there dwelt a youth,
Who ne in virtue's ways did take delight;
But spent his days in riot most uncouth,
And vex'd with mirth the drowsy ear of Night.
Ah me! in sooth he was a shameless wight,
Sore given to revel and ungodly glee;
Few earthly things found favour in his sight
Save concubines and carnal companie,
And flaunting wassailers of high and low degree.

III
Childe Harold was he hight: -- but whence his name
And lineage long, it suits me not to say;
Suffice it, that perchance they were of fame,
And had been glorious in another day:
But one sad losel soils a name for aye,
However mighty in the olden time;
Nor all that heralds rake from coffin'd clay,
Nor florid prose, nor honeyed lies of rhyme,
Can blazon evil deeds, or consecrate a crime.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

nice copy pasta bro

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

you
are WELCOME
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

if you said that in real life you would have said you are at a normal pitch and then shouted welcome
making you seem a bit odd.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Good job
it's only words on a website then, eh?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

exactly chap
Pixels .. that's all we are.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Do you have any literatur on the matter?
I would very much like to purchase a pamphlet.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

I done a bad spelling.
It is, of course, suppose to be 'literature.;

Many apologies.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Unfortunately, I do not.
Your spelling mistake is forgiven.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

keep posting
a few more and i'll be able to guess who you are
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

My first is in pomeranian
My second is in YOUR MUM

hohoho - I jest, It's not, honestly; you can go check if you want.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

oh
it's a kinda boring now i know who you are though :(
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Actually, amusingly
I'm a long time lurker and I've only just started posting.

It's fine though. Who did you think i was?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

haha i know who you are

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

come on now, we're all friends here
i wouldn't spoil your fun by outing you
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

is it me?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

Effing hell,
I'm hardly Spiderman.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

Take me

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Where?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Right here
*points*
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Oh gosh!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

May I?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

I'm easy

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Take your Byron and shove it up your arse.
edit: "Yes! sigh'd o'er Delphi's long deserted shrine, "

I feel ya brutha, it's all C# and Ajax these days.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

DID YOU KNOW
He had a pet bear that he kept in his room at university?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

I'd heard it before
I bet it was oxford or cambridge. Other unis probably wouldn't put up with twattery like that.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Cardiff certainly don't/didn't
Didn't stop my housemate who brought back rabbit, which died within 3 days of it being brought into our halls.

I like to think that this minor tragedy acts as a defining influence on my tedious and banal works of literature.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

What? Doesn't everybody?
I'm astonished.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

*readies pen*

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Beautiful.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

As fond as I am of Childe Harold
go fuck yourself, you dribbling cup of fetid pus, freshly beshat from the cloaca of Life.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

whoa, what the fuck, she was how old, 7 and 5, 75 :((((((
15,46,5,58, 75
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

How dare you.
You have slighted me, sir.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

:(

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

:(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

i don't even have one number yet

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

It's ok miss,
neither do I. All the cool kids have no numbers yet ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Awesome, I'm in the cool group.
Not like that prick, HBLC.

*pops collar*
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Getting angry isn't going to help you win bingo.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

that's because we can't be labelled with numbers Redsushi
We are free!
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

*strips off*
*runs down the street*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

You're doing this to me on purpose.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

How did you find out?
I thought Mongy was keeping that a secret.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

I don't know who to trust :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

SHED

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I've made myself a bingo dobber in photoshop
:'(
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

I have too hahhaaha

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

I'm totally not reading that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

*cleaves thee in twain and casts thy bones asunder*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I've got Childe Harold stanzas
coming out of MY ARSE.

I can keep this up all night.

Maybe I'll switch to Dryden.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Fuck off Wormulus

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

I'm not that cunt.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

You know he's a cunt, eh?
So which regular are you?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I am JMG
Here my roar.

No, really, I just paid attention to the EFF AY KEW and read the board for a bit.

I'm a social chameleon.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

I like you then.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Thanks.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Oh that is SUCH a Wormulus thing to say.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Part of me thinks its Diligaf Jakarta
even though he has no reason for another account
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

I reckon it's that prick Grrrmachine
I know, totally right?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Nah he's too clever for this.
Also he's not a prick.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

I'm not playing but I feel bad for you people stuck indoors tonight. So here you go.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

here we go?

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Thought you'd gone out?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

he's just adding the just for men spray to his top bit

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

HALT THE ONLINE BANDWAGON.
I'm grey, too?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

BALD GREY DOLE MUM

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

MOOHALAA PHONESEX THE ESME HACKER!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

well, never having met the enigma that is JMG
I couldn't possibly say
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

As if that's a pre-requisite!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

JMG, you're my hero

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

I don't need your sympathy!
*mutter, mutter*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

i feel sorry for eskimos
it's very cold in iceland
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

i am happy to be indoors, it means i have my little smashers over, great daddy times

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

ah fuck it have a number,
a fat spastic bird who has fallen in her wheelchair, 58


recap/15,46,5
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

:)

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

Pick a better one.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

He's no need.
That's 58 marked off for me. Take that, 'Jack'!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

I hate you, HBLC.
I hate you so very, very much.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

When this is all over we'll be friends again.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Oh, most definately.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

How are the numbers selected?
It's important.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

an online random bingo number generator
i do not have a little bingo kit here
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Fuck this then.
I'm off out.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

GET IN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

good for you, it's what i'd do if i could, no offence

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

last two digits tattooed on the arms of his
Miss Auswitz Monthly Calender Collection 1940-45
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

I'm in!

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

:P

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

bah pollen
bastard flowers.
( MrA, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

It seems you're not boring enough.
I am surprised....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Maybe you'd like to fall out with me.
That's never dull or repeatative.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

LOL!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

ROFL I KNOW!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Fucking Casualty, playing midwives
without even calling the labour ward.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

And I don't like it when they do surrogacy stuff, it's usually bollocks

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

I'm not surprised.
I share a house with a social worker, so when we watch it she's muttering about all the social work things they get wrong and I complain about medical side (I'm in patient safety).

For example, just then they wouldn't have said "get a paediatrician", they'd have asked for a neonatologist.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

They would have called one as soon as she looked like she was delivering
no CTG machine, not even a doppler.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Young rock chick?
Older couple surrogacy?

Juno anyone?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

I was 22 when I had my first surro baby and the parents were early 40s
and it was nothing like that.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

No massive obstetric haemorrhage?

( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Well, yes, that bit, 1400mls

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

What colour Smartie is your favourite?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

*readies pen*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

This is great.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

I'm finally being rewarded for being shit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

YES!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

MY DAY HAS COME.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Y D
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

In my face.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAAH!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

HAHA!
Excellent point, Baldman.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Heil!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

they are all the same

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

caramel

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Amy Smart.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Oh shit!
I got confused and crossed out the thunderball numbers from my bingo card!

What stupid things have you done tonight?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

Your mum

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

LOL!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Thunderball numbers?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDERBALL!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Hahahaha!
Gutteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

His life is so over now.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Yeah I bet he kills himself.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

This is worse than accidently giving yourself cancer.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

:O

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

You've already been warned about this sort of thing.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

I did not call bingo though.
SAFE!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Calm down Mr I-shall-post-a-boring-thread-to-get-another-number
The stupid thing I did tonight was close my laptop and put away the work I was doing expecting this here bingo to be fast and furious.
As you know, the law says that if you decide to pack up work for the day, you cannot change your mind.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

I am aware of these laws!
Lucky for them!

I wasn't doing it for that reason, honest!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

hahaha, it was intended to stop dull threads, but as always my idea has turned round and mutated into pure evil, before long someone will get upset
sad times
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

I cannot even begin to fathom what sort of thought process went into your original assumption

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

it's like nearly, sort of like, i don't care, imagine, no offence, forum banter

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

It didn't mutate
you just started dishing out numbers whether the threads were dull or not. You're to blame for this pro-dullishness, mongy; you and you alone.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

are you still cross about getting a number the other week? come on now

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

it really stung :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

ha, wait,
i thought that was the intention?
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

its flooded /talk with "number baggers" :(
SPAMMING
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

it's 'post ending in'
only for /talk
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

i will never understand your view on me, it's like you don't trust me at all, no offence :(

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

i'm just waiting for someone to start up a rival thread bingo
can't be long now
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Dull Thread Battleships

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

the age of consent in laos, 5, on her own bleeding and crying 5
15,46,5
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

:( :( :(

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

GET IN!
That's one.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Cheating already?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

Shove your snorkel up your arse, I'm playing this legit.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

Don't bring the boat into this.
This is meant to be great bingo times.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

FUCKCUNT
Sorry mongy. No, that's not a good number.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

:(
Is it just line and house tonight?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

yes, last bingo night we only did a line as only real dullards get allocated a number, no offence

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!
None taken ;)

I made the mistake that Flowerpot made. I thought that it would just be a boring thread that you initiated with the numbers in it :D Not spread out over a whole night :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

I thought it would be one number per boring thread

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Oh, ok then.
Clearly I am the only tard who thought it would be normal bingo :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

I made a boat that was too small for the sheer number of people that wanted to get on it.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

tippex is your friend

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Now that is silly!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Though to be honest, I could have made the titanic and it wouldn't have coped with the numbers.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

It was destined for the same fate as SSG
well, if you can compare dying from pancreatic cancer to hitting an iceberg & sinking.
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Draw a bigger boat
and ask everyone to abandon ship and move to the new, bigger one.

I solve problems for a living.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

You talk sense, woman.
I may do this tomorrow.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

what were the lottery numbers? they won't be up lonline yet

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

1,2,3,4,5,6

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Sorry miss,
I wasn't actually playing either of them, it was just on the tele next to me :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

It'd seem I've automatically left myself logged in at O**line *irl's house.
This is handy as I can never remember my password.
What's your password?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

jmg

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

"Please" and "thank you".

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Very difficult to guess.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

is it pa55w0rd ?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Nice try
but no.
Much harder than that.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

your mums name HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

daintyprettyflowersinmedowsoflove

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

the chest size of the average male b3tan 4 and 6, 46
recap/ 15,46
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

:(

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

legs 22

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

this is b3ta
surely it would be legs 88?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

22 looks like legs sitting down, I thought.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Close but no cigar.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

hang on a minute isn't it supposed to be bingo tonight?

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

It is bingo night.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

where?

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

In my pants

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

spazzing back I see whats going on now
I WANT TO PLAY :( I signed up for it.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

You have to gaz for your card.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Gaz Mongy, or not, no offence

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

Bad start.
C'mon HBLC, keep it together man.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

passw0rd
no one will ever guess it
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

********
ooh, it blocks it out for you!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

rofl

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

fivethousandeighthundredfiftythree

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

you went to a GIRLS house, and used her PC to access b3ta?
fucking hell JMG, that's pitiful, even for you
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

She's getting changed.
I'm bored.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

It's a step in the wrong direction no matter what shoes you were wearing.
Or something.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought this.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

Hurray, I have my Sims 2 add ons again.
I am sad.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

WHY IS YOUR MOTHER SO SHORT?
because her legs were removed at the knees with a chainsaw
WITH A CHAINSAW? OMG FFS?!
yeah she's a sawn off short mum
THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK, DOES IT?
no
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

Stop shouting you beast!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

i can only imagine how insufferable you must be irl

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

Just add fire

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

no, but it's still funny,
and that's what counts.
well, I laughed, anyway.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

no

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

Take it down a tone.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Also works with nun

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

why is sick rik so orange
because his dad fucked a wotsit.

(sorry I am not usually a bully online and I don't mind rik but I saw this joke on live at the apollo last night and I really wanted to use it)
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

rik was the only orange b3ta i could think of.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Oh baldmonkey,
If you keep being this fucking interesting, the bingo will never happen!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

eyes down look in, your first number on your pink ticket...
she said she was 16 officer honest, 1 and 5, 15
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

I don't have that one.
Can I have anothe rplease/
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Nope. Nowt this end.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Hahahaha
I wondered what stylee you would use to call the numbers.
Silly me should have realised it would be Mongy Stylee.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

:(
 
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

LOL DULL FRED

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

this is a new low

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

Chevron!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Let's go!

( SuperMatt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

right

( SuperMatt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

right a bit more

( SuperMatt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

we can do better than this

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

I'm sure of it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

OH FUCK OFF.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

FUCKING FUCK

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Now left again

( SuperMatt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

and relax

( SuperMatt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

or a high point
it's hard to be sure
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

i never thought bingo would cause cancer, and now i'm thinking of poor SSG

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

We normally only manage baritone

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

just making my point dear dean

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

I should thankyou though, I need this to be over before cricket.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

You've ruined it for everyone :(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

DISQUALIFICATION!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

oh
like him down there then?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

he's not playing tho, are you?

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

early night for me

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

Oi.
He's got a name.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

what's on telly?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

shitty sequel to jurassic park on ITV2

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

Why don't you start a new thread and tell us all about it?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

Colouring the troops, or something.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

France v England, live on Sky Sports 2 and Sky Sports HD 2

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

i understand the tension is getting to some players, but please contain yourselves

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

its all gone to pot
this is how they play dave
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

This is a very boring thread.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

BINGO!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

You surged too soon
you 'kin' eejut.
Hold yer horses.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Sorry :(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

all tickets will be checked and false call will get the player removed from the game

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

TWAT HIM, MONGY!

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Sorry Mongy :(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

no worries
and please people if you are marking your tickets off on your screen don't use a permanent marker, mongychops bingo accepts no liability for the stupid
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

When will we see the numbers Mongy?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

when you least expect them, that and when i deam a thread dull, this one is clearly a winner

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

is that how it works then?
cheating is what it is
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

You're a cunt mongy and I love you for it.
But not in a gay way mind.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

Tsk, as if
*shoves marker to one side*
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

My MSPaint brush is poised
and loins are girded.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

I have written them out
on a sheet of paper because I am rich, and want to kill all the rainforests!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Only numbers can save us now

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

That's NUMBERWANG!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Blimey
Hello MNS!
I should come over here more often.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

'lo Pot!
Come over to the /dark side!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

No darker than the other place
just less pictures and more erm, bottoms.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

I included you in a picture.
You live here now.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Aha
I am here a lot more than you think, Mr Clever Trousers.
I just don't post much.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

marvellous
a whole night of people deliberately posting shite freds
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

so whats new?
I don't think they do it deliberately. I think it comes naturally
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

speak for yourself dullarm

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

FUCK YOU, MAN.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

No different to any other night then LOL

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

alright rosalicious

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

alright broadsword

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

alright rosalicious

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

alright jackaction

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Oh.
I'm going to go and get something to eat in a minute.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Foo0oOooo00oo00oooOOoOooo00ooooOoOo000oooOoO00ooooOo00od

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Have chips with that.

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

i'm off to score some weed

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Have acid with that.

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

there's loads in my veggie patch

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

*Taps nose*
One of the advantages of living in a warm climate.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

you're going to end up going mental
cos it's all skunk and nobody likes a nice bit of resin these days
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

8:08 is known as Bob O'clock in this house

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

8:08 and Heartbreak.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

A mate is opening a bar & has builders in at the moment
one of them is called Bob.
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

Bob the Groundworks Contractor doesn't really work, does it.
That's the only Bob I can think of that I get to work with.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Ning
boring ask, which you are more than welcome to abuse, anyone know or have an nice rendered backdrop for my comp?

pron is probably a no no unless its "arty"
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Nah I didn't understand any of that.
All the words were there and everything but I just can't make sense of it.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

its called english, challenging for some
admittedly it may be that I have shit syntax
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

It's like you completely echoed what I just said.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

what i just said

( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

I would like the echo mike's thoughts.
I haven't a clue what the cunt is asking for.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

have you tried google?

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

also, if you mean a wallpaper for your desktop i can help

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

google
wont instantly provide me with b3tan work which will be seen by others.
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

i think you've come to the wrong part of b3ta if you're wanting stuff people here have actually made

( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

good point
but you never know
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Competition?
Compressor?

You're going to have to be more specific I'm afraid.
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

I have a box of sweets from macro

( MrA, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

10 minutes to gaz for a bingo ticket
good luck
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

Sweet, just time to get changed into my bingopants

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

I thought you usually played fully nude

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

i've got my suit on, i'm a pro caller

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Are there FANTASTIC prizes?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

great prizes are what they will be, or not
great times
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

I might call in sick with cancer so I can play.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

hurry hurry, with the gaz, the shop shuts at 8

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO

( MrA, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

I WANT 599 more tickets please Dave!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

no can do, one ticket per b3tan, sorry, i don't make the rules, or i do, no offence

( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

I hope your daughter gets cancer.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

My daughter had cancer
it cost her her leg, I shall post it to you
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

YAY!
SEXY TIEMS!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

melty rotting cancer ridden flesh
on your cock, youll be made up til christmas
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

I get mine from here:
www.smashingmagazine.com/2009/05/31/desktop-wallpaper-calendar-june-2009/
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

+t

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

Tits?

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

incorrect
please try again
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Tarty?

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

yargh

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)