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I am very pleased with my $2 nail varnish
what simple thing pleases you today?
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
Blood tests
To the phlebotomist! TA TA
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
All that gay bumming caught up with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
I'm back now
Evidently. And yes, bumming, all of it, caught up with me. I have bumming related high cholesterol, or I did have. My hilariously healthy lifestyle should have lowered it a bit by now. I shall find out in a day or two.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

this does
www.harpersphoto.co.uk/department/leica_spotting_scopes/
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
that doesn't look like a simple thing to me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

it's the accompanying story that I love.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
oh right
i didn't read it

have now though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
lol ryan bury lol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
Tell me again why he was banned?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
For his own protection by the looks of things.
The internet can be a dangerous place for people who think they're anonymous.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
I note that the anonymous (ha) mod who did the banning didnt in any way chastise the TERRIBLE BULLIES
And of course it will be the same people who moan about talk being shit and never getting any new people

Someone should call internetlawyerman/wormulus/lioncake/hermione/seb
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
Sorry did you see his posts?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
God i dont have to look at both sides of the argument before i come up with an opinion do i?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
this could set a terrible precedent.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
What's gone on?
I ALWAYS miss the interesting stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
Someone new joined talk solely with the intention of trolling.
Baldmonkey found them on bebo, the world rejoiced, the troll died.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
It's all on THE LIST thanks to Gilgers.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
Knowing not what that is
I can only say 'that's not as interesting as I thought it was going to be'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
See profile.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
I bet you all deserved it, you terrible bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
i did not even do nothing

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
I just wish you could have been there to see it

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
¦;¬(

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
You should get a separate profile for my entries.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
You should come back when you're shitter than Sammi.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
he just did

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
while you were away we made your name number 1 on google searches for "scarf-wearing cockhound"
that's Sebastian Winnett, Wormulus, scarf-wearing cockhound
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
Putting it in our user comments would be more efficient.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
It's a well known internet fact that I was lurking the whole time and most of the posts were from my million other comedy accounts.
like Lioncake and RB, Kendal.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
He's _court_ between a rock a hard place

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
Rest assured, I am INVESTIGATING with the help of the ORTHORITIES the tragic case of R Bury -v- The Internet.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE LAWMAN

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
My province is not the aprehension of INTERNET FELONS
That is the job of THE POLICE.

I WORK TO PROSECUTE YOU FOR YOUR CRIMES IN THE COURTROOM.
I do not condone INTERNET HONDA VIGILANTISM
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
I'm new(ish) and I haven't felt the wrath of any Terrible Internet Bullying
Then again i'm not a cock like Ryan Bury.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
I can help

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
Ahhh
you are back then?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
Yeah, I was being retarded.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
All that rage seemed to come from nowhere!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
Thing is, it's the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
he's shitting himself at the thought of me turning up at his house
which is understandable really

the fucking cretin
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
I'm going to join bebo to satisfy my need to prey on the weak.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
tea mmmm tea

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
ill go with this
seems to be the only constant pleasure i have these sad days
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
oh YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
oh and driving. i love driving.
windows down, sunroof open, music up, relaxing and fun.

driving at about 45-50 on the windy lanes is my favourite. that's wine-dy, not win-dy.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
riding a bike through a damp grass field doing a massive skid
my bike tyres were always bald
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
mmm tea mmm

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
MORNING!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
HELLO BEARDY PAUL.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
HELLO SOON-TO-BE-CATHATTED BINKY

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HEEEEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Listening to my favourite band on my mp3
player on the bus on the way to work and daydreaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
The Fast Food Rockers?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
FAST FOOD FOCKERS?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
rockyrockyrocky
*dances up to you*
*hugs*
*twirls away*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
which is your favourite band?
there are a few it could be
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
tea

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
TEA.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
Fuck this, it feels good to be back.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
HELLO FACE.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
I give it five minutes until I'm doing something so unutterably shit that everyone wishes I was dead,
ONLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
oh dear.
not ONLINE?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
Lion-cake doesn't like me very much.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
OH WELL.
i can't say i've been paying that much attention. people flounce, people return, life goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
hey, i know
don't do it then!

how did you get on in the non grey-striped world for the last few days?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
It was horrible
every morning I had to read more and more lies about what I'd been doing.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
ah, so you never left
you just stopped posting?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
Exactly.
Don't fuck off again. Mainly because after I've read your name 300 times it starts to lose all meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
I figured if anyone was going to have ruined my life they'd have done it by now.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
I was proud of myself for not announcing my RETURN in a new thread
I think it showed remarkable restraint.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
You're a changed man.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

early days
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
You'd have had to have done a lot to counter your 1000 word flounce.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
Everyone should be happy and cuddly and hurrah.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
give it time, Google hasn't indexed yet

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
srsly, it took fucking months for the Friz one to turn up
search engine optimisation my broad arse
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
Oh yeah that reminds me, I've got a game of snooker later.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
IN FRIZ'S MOUTH

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
oh man, imagine Friz's mouth but with Sammi's teeth inside

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
I'm thinking broken piano here.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
a really fucking stupid broken piano that has a comedy miscarriage

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
oh yay.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
crumpets dripping with melted butter

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
I have the afternoon off
then tomorrow off
then it's the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
I was unable to sleep last nght
and so at 4am I finished varnishing my staircase, and this pleased me immensely.
I hope Mrs T will be pleased when she returns home and sees it all done.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
Tomato juice, pepper, salt, lemon, tobasco and worcester sauce,

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

without the vodka this is most unpleasing
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
It's 9am dewd.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
The fact that it's ONE MORE SLEEP!
WHOOP WHOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
TILL WHEN?
quick, go to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
Transformers 2! WHOOP WHOOP!
little spam has already chosen his outfit he's put away 2 transformers that he's taking with him and he's practising being quiet and excited at the same time cause I've told him if he gets too excited in the pictures and talks loudly I'll have to bring him home hahhaa.

If he wasn't so excited I wouldn't be at all, but it's very infectious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
No promo stuff for Transformers 2, I'm afraid.
A few other kiddy movies, though. Ice Age 3, I think, and something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
awwwwwww thanks for trying though :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
He said 'I'd obviously have told you at the top of my voice if we were doing any'
bless him, he's right. MASSIVE Transformers fanboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
I'm still waiting for
this. Then I imagine I'll never want to watch another film again.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
Sersiously just look at that cast.
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
dude, that film is gonna have loads of cool explosions and shit

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
That's why this erection won't subside.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
some friends of mine saw it last night
presumably that was some kind of preview

i hope you enjoy it, you seem awfully excited!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
I am excited only for the boy
I've never seen him so happy, it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USERS
There is lots of TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING being commited on /talk at the moment.
TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING IS A CRIME!
If you have been a victim of bullying, Cliquery or other SERIOUS BUSINESSES contact INTERNETLAWYERMAN.

0845 go2court4you
or via GAZ

ANYONE WHO PERSISTS IN TERRIBLE BULLYING ON THE INTERNET WILL BE BROUGHT BEFORE THE INTERNET TRIBUNAL PANEL OF JUSTICE.

yours,
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
I thought you'd flounced.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
I suspect you may have confused INTERNETLAWYERMAN with another citizen of the internet.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
Also, you're no Harvey Birdman
Attorney At Law
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
Or Butterfield.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
i love you
i'd forgotten him.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
Paul Ball had a nasty fall when he was frightened by the ghost of his former employer.
I love you too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
At the moment.
Surely you mean last night Ryan Bury aka Sex Sexington of Kendal Chubby Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
I bet he's hanging from a bannister as we speak

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
It couldn't hold his weight.
He's so shit he couldn't even commit suicide properly.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
It amazes me that people who must have been watching this place for some time before signing up
Think that the way to make an entrance is to start by being abusive to regulars. At the best of times one foot wrong warrants a good old piss taking and short term meme, I would have thought that would have been obvious to Ryan Bury, gay chubby cunt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
I was just satisfied by the relatively immediate karma.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
I wonder if his sister is getting herself ready for Baldmonkey time.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
I'll venture she'd need no more widening than pentel

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
This is true, *something about a maggot being sick*
Right, it's work time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
WOTEVA WORMULUS

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
I haven't seen any of this terrible internet bullying

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
Scroll down a few threads.
It's quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
Yeah
it's pretty good internet bullying, isn't it? Hello to your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
Ah you missed the Ryan Bury kendal chubby cunt stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
Hello back at you!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

The unspoken question. On the way back from the hide, the debate centres around the four Woodlark fledglings. Was one of them carrying an injury? No, you say quietly, it was the just weakest, least agile of the brood. The group leader is about to ask how you could possibly know so much about such a small, well camouflaged bird, over so great a distance. Then his eyes flick down to the Leica case containing your Televid spotting scope.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
Good morning, WORMULUS your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The internet bully who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed throwing insults,
Throwing insults of an almost bullying nature.
This will not do.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
call the schoolmaster...

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

schoolmaster INTERNETLAWYERMAN
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
'mornin
Potentially great cover versions that were never performed/recorded?

Mine = Bring Back Leroy Brown (Queen) performed by the Bonzo Dog Band

Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)
The main Aria from 'The Marriage of Figaro'
By Megadeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:03, archived)
Cirith Ungol did Toccata in D
which is fairly close
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

I Am The Walrus (Beatles) performed by Cotton Eye Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:04, archived)
woah.
 
there's a good version by Foetus (Jim Thirlwell) on the live album "Boil".
but the sound mix is really poor so you have to turn it up up up.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)
this Zappa version is pretty straight
www.b3tards.com/u/9e33d2809f7392b639fc/8-ball.jpg

but what a honkin' horn section
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)
although this is my current favourite Beatles mix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgLgaYgoks0

three down, three to go
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)
that's great
ta
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
Frigging in the Rigging (Sex Pistols)
By Susan Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:06, archived)
reaches for the mind bleach

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:10, archived)
I did have a giggle at that combination

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)
Hole in my shoe by Douglas Bader

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)
I love you sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
Bader wasn't really well known for his singing abilities though.

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

Hangin' Tough (New Kids On The Block) performed by Michael Hutchence.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
"Thank Heaven for Little Girls"
by Pete Townshend.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)
2 little boys - Gary Glitter

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)
I'm gonna say....
Bad Brain's Sail On by Deerhoof
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
Bohemian Rhapsody by the Flying Lizards

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
I'd like to hear Type O Negative's "I Know You're Fucking Someone Else"
covered by Elvis Costello
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
Rhythm is a Dancer by Sir Sand Goblin.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
The peoples princess:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
I am a chubby gay cunt by Ryan Bury as done by his mates
Are we still doing this?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)
Genuinely quite disappointed I missed this.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
CEASE AND DESIST

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
*Fails to comply*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
I don't know what this is
but I'm going to join in to pretend I'm one of the cool folks.

YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
See last links on THE LIST

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
Boys Don't Cry - Ryan Bury

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
Pfft

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
If You See Her Say Hello - Helen Keller

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
I'd like to hear
these people doing this
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
North Korea have qualified for the World Cup.
You're all a collective fucking disgrace.
Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)
soo wronry..

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)
;_;

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:59, archived)
SUPPLIES!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)
Oh man up in 5 hours.
Poor tooth.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)
It's the beautiful Juche Idea at work!

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:44, archived)

b3ta.belm.co.uk/lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:26, archived)
you know that Stephen Hawking?
he's your favourite Gladiator he is
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)
For some reason the two audio files only play in IE now.
Used to work in FF a few updates ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)
that doesn't mean you need to REPOST IT IN A NEW THREAD WOBBLY WOBBLY WAAH WAAH

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 4:07, archived)
For this, I am not going to tell you to fuck off, because that is just... fantastic on so many different levels.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)
VOTE FOR MY FUCKING IMAGE CHALLENGE, I WANT A FP

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 4:07, archived)
take this to the tate modern
NOW
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)
Are you lot listening to any music? If so, what?
Are you currently interested in any computer games?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
No.
Not here. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
I'd expect nothing less from such an upstanding gentleman.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
No
I am currently playing a bit of FM09 before bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
Good choice.
I never got into all the football manager stuff, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
As i led Exeter to their second European championship I began to question it's realism

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)
I was just listening to an album that I "don't have"

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
I can't imagine this thread will last that long.
So I bid you all goodnight. I'm fucking knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
Buraka Som Sistema - Black Diamond
Siren Blood Curse - with the lights off.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
ayup.
listening to Apocalyptica "unforgiven".
and no - not really.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)
oh shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)
Cool Music
DAF, The Jesus Lizard, DFA1979, Einstürzende Neubauten, The Horrors, My Bloody Valentine and The Jesus & Mary Chain.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)
im listening to blaxploitation, a double cd of music from 70's flicks like superfly
listening to Billy cobham's "stratus" made me realise how Massive Attack basically coasted on other peoples creativity
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
Where do you rob your music off the internet from?
I like www.sordomusic.com/db/

It's good if you like awful noisy stuff like Einstürzende Neubauten and The Fall.

Aren't I cool.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
Cr3's site if I need anything
but I rarely download music.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
YOU NEVER DOWNLOAD MUSIC?! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOU BECAUSE THE SOUND OF 2MBPS RAPIDSHARE ALBUM DOWNLOADS IS TOO LOUD.
IT'S BEEN THIS LOUD FOR SEVERAL MONTHS NOW. I QUITE LIKE MUSIC.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
I'm calling the rozzers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
call them Cynthia
they fucking love it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
I've got your address

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
You found my 'get me home safely, I'm a drunk & this is my address' tag?
Nice one, I'm lost without it, can you bung it back in the post to me please?

The address is...
erm...
bugger
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
Mininova, usually

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
cr3's site
and a couple of others if i can't find it there
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
actually
when it's a full album i buy it, when it's single songs i download :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
Due to not being a thief
I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
Due to not being pious
I respect your opinion.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
haha, splendid
I respect that response.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
well they don't have test dept
but they do have whitehouse so nice one cheers *cough* i mean that's outrageous
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
Still Limewire for me.
But it's rare that I download music.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
I get it from a free, yet highly exclusive service nobody else in the world uses.
Because exclusivity is next to godliness.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
OBSCURE BANDS WE HAVEN'T HEARD OF!
I usually use cr3's brill site, I haven't got any music for months.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
I'm not one for bothering.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
I haven't listened to music for bloody ages.
Radio 4 has become my life. I'm well cool. And only up because I'm watching some trannies.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
Are they any good?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
Some are very womanly.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
They're ace.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
WRONG ANSWER.
As an member of the educated elite, you should be strongly opposed to anyone who endorses more than the slightest deviance from the generally-acceptable social norms.

For this heinous thought-crime, I sentence you and your family to 93 years of inescapable poverty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
as a member of the educational elite
you should really be aware that it isn't "an member"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
Who said I was a member?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
touche

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
I've seen fitter shemales.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
Here we come
Walkin down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Every one we meet
Hey hey we're the trannies
People say we tranny around
But we're too busy trannying
To put anybody down
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
Multiculturalol
click
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
coda.fm

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
Is that one of the ones that popped up in the wake of Oink.cd?
I miss Oink, was a good site.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
i've never heard of oink
i just stumbled across it a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
Hairy muff, your site says it is new, I'm clearly talking bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
to any authorities watching - it is not "my" site, i do not own any part of it

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
i don't even know what it's for, i thought it was a funny picture of a donkey having trouble with an ice cream
i did not know it was for illegal things
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
Yes it is
I'm arresting you for this and heinous bullying of young squeeky13
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
D:

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
music is for WANKERS

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
I think your addition to that thread asking if any gey people are going.
Has been deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
I'd guess that Ryan Bury the chubby cunt from Kendal has bleated to the mods

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
He must have been to every site we linked to.
What a moany chubby cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
man,just wait til I see him in person

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)
hahahaha
You should present him with a flower, from all at /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
I'm riffing my middle eight RIGHT now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
you've let me down, you've let the entire school down
but most importantly, you've let yourself down
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

www.it-leaked.com
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

i am making a formal statement tell you all that should anyone come to my home or try to contact me via a home phone number i will be forced to inform the orthorities. i have already been in contact with them about the remarks made about my 13 yr old sister and they will be looking into it.

i have also informed my school who prosecute trespassers and will be keeping watch for anyone who desides that is a good idea.

i have posted this as a formal warning to anyone who wants to get into contact to give further abuse.

i have no problem with the "chubby cunt" remarks because i cudnt care, but when i start getting threaten at my home i will be forced to take it to the police.

{GOD EDIT} Yawn. If you can't deal with the banter on the site, then kindly fuck off and leave us alone. I'll help you out with this handy ban hammer. Bye.
(squeeky13, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
SHIT!
the orthorities!
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
The tooth police!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
ive had her ...
twice
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
Another classic post by Ryan Bury, chubby cunt, of Kendal!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
I LOVE YOU GOD!
Now, who's on your randomburn list?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
that has to be the least successful troll we've ever had here

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
You realise we just became 4chan properly?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
No we didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
Shut up woodside, you Fun Sponge.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
What's that?
You're pro-Mykey?

I'm sorry, but from now on any of your opinions are completely invalidated and need to be constantly screamed at by my little internet friends.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
You've really lost the plot of late.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fun+sponge
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
That's as maybe, but you're wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
Are you trying to make up for Newington not being here?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
I don't need to justify anything.
I am better than you. Therefore, anything you say is wrong.

Even though I'm quick to criticise anyone who dares to hold opinions that are even similar to my own.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
It's better when you're not emulating your foes.
Methinks you protest too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
Don't be stupid, I don't have foes.
Only fat, racially degenerate losers call other people "foes", and they don't deserve the wonderful gift of life.

In fact, were I the leader of this crippled, benighted nation, I'd authorise their public execution and indefinitely imprison anyone who opposed this scheme.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
it's hardly terrorism, all we did was google someone who had made himself utterly easy to find on the internet
man, I bet he's still reading this shit

hello Ryan! SEE YOU SOON lololol
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
If he hadn't got banned, we might well have take that next step.
SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR RYAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
oh man, the orthorities are outside my house right now
like ALL of the orthorities

someone must have orthorised a raid!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
Not going to apologise for being a dickhead on our site?
Just becuase you're on the internet doesn't mean you can get away with everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
I got your address now
you're my biatch
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
Yeah I just got it as well,
taking a turd in a box as we speak.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
man, I hope he told his friends he's gay
it's be bad if they heard that first from a stranger
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
especially one who's just been to his house and filmed his 13 year old sister in the shower.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
oi, you cunt, I just spotted your addition to that thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
what? I assumed your friends knew?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
hahaha
I did like that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
also, clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

i'll appologise if you want me to but i am warning you that any form of contact at my home adress will be sent to the police
(squeeky13, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
poopackage
poopackagepoopackagepoopackagepoopackagepoopackage
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
you'll never know I was there biatch

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
I can see you.
You chubby cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
I'm at the foot of your drive.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
Are you the one with the axe and the estate agent grin?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
Fuck, it's travel agent grin. It's dark.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
Bully :(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
I've just pissed in his bushes.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
now, now.
he's my wife now, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
Nobody cares.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
AAAAAAND HE'S OUTTA THERE!!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
You shouldn't be so bitter at your age.
Lighten up!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
Hahahaha fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
haha

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
No you haven't and no you aren't.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
You phoned your school at half twelve at night?
Who answered?

Oh wait, you can't respond. Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
presumably the paedophiles
.... who are just, y'know, waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
''Teacher, teacher!''
''I was a complete fuckwit on the internet and now I've had my comeuppance. A nasty man called Gilgamesh is threatening to do bad things to me and a bald monkey wants to rape my 13 year old sister. What do I do?''.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
Pfft.
"We'll keep an eye out for him"
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PHONE THE ORTHORITIES!"

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
I appear to have missed some shenanigans.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
Oh you did.
You did.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
Troll came onto site, posted some shitty threads.
Shouted at Esme for being shit.

Balmonkey found them on the internet, then another incidence and another, apparently we've discovered a home address.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
Boy got cross and claimed to grass us up for bullying him online

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
See this miniscule violin playing just for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
I start getting threaten at my home.
Well that english class you took, paid off in spades.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
Oh shit
What did I miss? I went to see Bill Bailey live and missed all this!!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
League of Extraordinary Gentleman?
FIVE STAR RATING
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
Wasn't that shite?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
This is why teenagers should be locked up until they get a proper job

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
I think he's finished school now though, which is a shame.
www.dallam.eu/
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Specialist language school?
It can't be English then or I'll be getting the lads down at OFSTED involved.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
I think it was Drama he took, judging by an earlier baldmonkey post.
That's Ryan Bury. Chubby cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
Yeah drama.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
Google is on form.
Search UK only for "squeeky13".
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

www.showmastersonline.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t37772.html
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Haha!
Well well
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
I've got a link to a pdf that shows he actually does drama,
or is that what Dave Trouser found?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
That's where I got it from.
However, you may wish to read BM post below...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
Here
www.b3ta.com/talk/6235168
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
What that particular post, or the sister comment?
oh I just saw the post with the quote in, if that's what you mean.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
The one I linked to.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
I don't get it...
it's baldmonkey making a joke.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
Yes. Yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
oops
check that thread again
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
ooh, if you sign up then you can see other users' email addresses!

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
it's a very obvious one at hotmail

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
[email protected]

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
hahahaaaa

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
haha bad man.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
what does everyone think about going to the party on sunday in fancy dress, like a heroes and villans sort of thing.
cos it wud look really good if everyone turned up dressed as a hero or villan from t.v or film or comic.

All material is copyright to Ryan Bury, 18, Kendal, Chubby cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
You're a bully
online.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
yeah, that

EDIT - did you manage to get OS3.0 yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
Yeah I have, downloaded straight away!
Dave still hasn't got his phone updated despite having been trying all evening. It kept saying it was busy for him.

Poor boy :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
Ben browder was at some convention thing.
I wouldn't mind meeting him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
That would fit in with my preconceptions of chubby cunts
Such as Ryan Bury, the gay chubby cunt
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
YES!
showmastersonline.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=37772
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
argh damn :(
edit: think we've got rid of him for good now XD
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Oh lordy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
Ryan Bury, gay chubby cunt, user of third-rate social networking sites.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
Boarding school student.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Publicly gay? Or just gay on messageboards where his friends won't find him?
Who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
We should find out by asking his friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
Well, I hope for the sake of Ryan Bury, 18, from Kendal
that none of his friends find out that he is gay from doing an internet search for Ryan Bury, 18, squeeky13, Kendal, free iPod, viagra xxx penis cock sex extension iphone free xxx porn xxx.

They probably know he is a chubby cunt though.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
Beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
2 Fast 2 Furious
FIVE STAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
Tell me, B3ta.
Is it so wrong to eat icing sugar out of the bag, because I've run out of KitKats?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
*eats from flour bag*
"Don't you want your sugar bag?"
"No, I don't deserve sugar."
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Why is this on the popular page?
All it is is a Simpsons quote.
Maybe it's just my animal magnetism.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
i fill moles with iron filings, it's hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
Well there you go. If further proof that Ryan Bury is a chubby cunt is need, there it is.
Thankyou Detective Gilgamesh.

and also Detective Baldmonkey.



Fine work all around.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Oh no.
Apocolypse Now - 1 star.
Johnny English - 5 stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
I just saw his Apocolypse Now rating.
I bet the chubby cunt hasn't even seen Jurassic Park.

Maybe he has. I can't be arsed to look.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
also, and I realise this is an odd thing to concern me
given he's clearly a fuckwit barely out of training pants, but isn't the film just called "Green Street" ? Is he Meerkan? and if so, did they really have to add "Hooligans" just in case the audience was so fucking idiotic they couldn't work out that people were kicking the living shite out of each other in it?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
Good lord.
There are a few turkeys in that list.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
I'm more disappointed he puts Air Bud - World Pup in the same league as Airplane! :(

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Oh, that's a very sad indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
fargo?
NOT INTERESTED
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
dawn of the dead?
NOT INTERESTED
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
se7en?
NOT INTERESTED
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
lord of the flies?
NOT INTERESTED
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
carry on camping?
NOT INTERESTED
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Fucking barbarian!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Black Snake Moan ?
NOT INTERESTED
or just cockless?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
Johnny English? FIVE STAR.
I hope that chubby cunt Ryan Bury gets leprosy.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
I'd like to thank Ryan Bury (AKA Squeaky13 and Sex Sexington), 18 from Kendal (DOB 13/10/1990)
for uniting the board in online bullying goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
And being with a fucking ugly bird and a downs in his facebook image:
en-gb.facebook.com/ryan.bury
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
I love the interhighway.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
I'm not united with you.
Insult him, put some creativity into it.
This is just boring.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
How about if I let you gently tickle my glans?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
I'm waiting for a return thread
including insults to us all, and how he hates every one of us
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
I can't wait to be told I am Paul Thomas Miller from Portsmouth.
Aged 32.
Etc...
RYAN! I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU. ALL THE LINKS YOU NEED ARE HERE ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE: baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Bank Account: 32256994
Sort Code: 60 17 10
PIN: 1234
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
current funds: £1.21
medical history:
broken shins (1988)
breast reduction (1995)
breast reduction (1996)
breast enhancement (1997)
breast reduction (2000)
wandering hands syndrome (2003)
crazy eye syndrome (2006)
breast enhancement (2008)
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Oh man
I'm in the phone book. I'm as good as dead.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
He'll 'av yer!
www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=83028765&PhotoId=1690068265&PhotoAlbumId=1423337846
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
Oh fuck, I'm regretting the facebook friend request now.
He look 'ard as nails :(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
Frankly this whole thing was set up so I could spam my podcast site some more.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
Oh you hideous blob of cock snot!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
I'd SO fuck his sister, mind:
www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=6746154436&PhotoId=7927779123&PhotoAlbumId=7927188799
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
Hahahaha, fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
I should be in bed.
GOODNIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
Night matey,

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
Bad man

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
So am I.
But would-be stalkers would have to know a) my real name and b) that I'm in the Wakefield and Kirklees edition.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
I am rather fond of Kurt Vonnegut also

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
yeah yeah, no one cares what you think lard arse

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
We've maturely called him a chubby cunt on YouTube.
I might add him on Facebook actually, it'll be great.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
I don't think he'll accept any adds for the next few days.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
I don't think I had watched 3380 films before I was 19
but then again, I'm not a chubby cunt from Kendal.

Called Ryan Bury.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
You might have done, without realising.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Let's organise a bash at his house.
I'm going to bed as I have an early start, but I'll continue trying to find his address tomorrow. Unless someone else beats me to it.
GOOD NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
i forgot you have that rifle when you were in the royal marines that you use to kill racists and gutless killers from a distance

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
GNEEP!
He never showed.
You should have seen the disappointment on Binky's face.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
My dog is snoring :o3

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
GNEEP is also PEENG backwards which I like.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
not interesting but:
en.netlog.com/squeeky13
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
*high fivery*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Ryan Bury, chubby cunt, user of third-rate social networking sites.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Interests:
MEN!!! BLACK MEN!!! TALL MEN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
ahahahah

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
you fucking mormons

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
hence all
the mormons
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Evening, Rik. How are you?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
I'M WOOP DE MOTHERFUCKING DOO BABY

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

you me
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
you fucking morons

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
G.
It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
I DID A PICTURE
ON /BOARD

WORSHIP ME AND MY GREAT WORKS
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
ROFLOOKING UP UR SHIT RIGHT NOW KTHX!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
Ha ha. Nice one!
I'm getting one soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
a hip replacement?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
I saw a friend I'd not seen in ages yesterday.
He needs one, sad thing, he's the same age as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
A lad I was at school with is having his second one done later this year :(

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
Man, he's not having it done, as they only last 10-15 years.
He's just taking very strong pain kilers.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
Ryan Bury is a chubby cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
Are you saying that Ryan Bury is a chubby cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
I heard that
Ryan Bury is a chubby cunt
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
I am indeed. Ryan Bury is a chubby cunt from Kendal.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

The Library Theatre, Manchester. 'The Convicts' Opera' tells the story of a group of officers and convicts who are travelling to Australia to set up a new colony. On board they stage a play and are united by their powerful experiences of the drama. Dallam students took part in numerous drama exercises based on the story. Ryan Bury especially got into character and, during one rehearsal exercise, managed to 'steal' the director's passport and Miss Shewan's phone!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
Birthday: 13/10/1990

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
Is this the birthday of Ryan Bury, chubby cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
Yes.
And there's a list of his family here:
en.netlog.com/go/directory/people/03/b/37/43.html
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
That Donna is a bit of a large marge.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Can you get his bank details too?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
He's an eighteen year old student
so I doubt it. I can probably get his address though.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
We should post him some anthrax...
Is this going too far?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
He'd only eat it,
the chubby cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
Nothing's too far for that chubby cunt, Ryan Bury.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
I've started feeling old
ever since I've found out people born in years I can actually remember are legally entitled to drink and/or work after 11pm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
That chubby cunt is so damned wacky!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
lolololol so is Ryan Bury rofl

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
Manchester eh?
get an address or a school name, I'll go round and punch him in his chibby tits
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
He looks like Andy Crane

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
HIIIIIIIIII *waves frantically*

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
oh hai

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
Was playing with the massive sound system today. It's so loud, I think it made me ejaculate.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
man, I wish I was there with Ryan Bury the fat chld molester to hear that
the sound system that is, not you ejaculating
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
Who's this Ryan chap?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
he's an overweight paedophile who spreads peanut butter on his nob and gets a chihuahua to lick it off then ejaculates into his sister's underwear drawer

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
Blimey. Where has this come from? Do we have a link of any nature?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
IS THERE SOME REASON YOU CAN'T SCROLL DOWN TWO THREADS?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
Oh, right. Okay.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
Ryan Bury throws sickies at every opportunity, but instead of being ill he's throwing "wild" parties in which someone will drink a staggering 4 pints of Stella.
That's right folks, Ryan Bury is a workshy tit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
no, YOU fucking morons

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
Some evenings there isn't much happens.
I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
the naughty step
i love that pick of the cat crying its sooo cute lol, it just makes me want to go back so i can see it again
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
Did Wormulus tell the mods on somebody today?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
Carry on like tis and you will be seeing it for a long long time.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
i caused alot of offence once and done a week, i wonder if that is the longest stepping?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
blimey

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
This is the most exciting thing to happen to /talk since the (very expensive) scandal.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
That's Ryan Bury, 18 from Kendal
www.flixster.com/user/squeeky13?lsrc=FR-MYF-LIST-PIC
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
What a chubby cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
Let's find his address next. And then kick his fucking teeth in.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
Look out ladies, it's Sex Sexington.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
The Mrs just saw his bebo picture and got a throbbing wide on like a yawning donkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
Quick, post another new thread!
It doesn't matter if you've got nothing to say, people do it every two minutes anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
alright sex sexington

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
You chubby cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
Sex sexington.
What a, name
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
Knock knock...
Who is there?
Ryan
Ryan who?
Ryan the 18 year old from Kendal.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
Happiest when eating.
He should fit right in.
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
And his shit films
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5P6w1hrqLQ&feature=channel_page
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
Good work Detective Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
I was just looking at that
How can you have a whole school with no fit birds in it?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
Very easily, if said school is east of Doncaster.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
Grim times, old chum
Grim times
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
That comment is in no way at all dodgy.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
PACK UP YOUR SHIT AND FUCK OFF SPIELBERG
SQUEEKY13 IS HERE WITH THIS SEARING MASTERPIECE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhd2jpIXJPY
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
I like this one,
you not the video
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
Media student.
Well just what the world needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Media
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
That looks like Arnside

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
I was expecting some cricket.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
SKY SPORTS NEWS!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
Ha
good lord it's the Milky Bar kid
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
It's like a graveyard for the English language :(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
yes
that would be me sir, good on you for being an internet geek and desiding to search ppls names on bebo,
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
google
h'actually
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
You know, you look a lot tougher in the words you type than you do in photos.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
Says the useless spastic
that has a bebo account.

fucking nonce.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
I've desided,
you're a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
Ryan Bury, you chubby cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
Chubby cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
Today I done a thing.
What thing (or things) have you done today and how did you go and done them?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
Shut up a bit. JMG's on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
Quick!
Fix the internet, mister man!
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
This one seems to be alright at using the internet

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
cancer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
sage
sage
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
I...I...I...did fuck all
but i did it brilliantly
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
I worked and then almost bought a Porsche at a car auction. Luckily some people talked me out of it as it would have been fucking stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
tattooed 56 stars on a Belgian kid's face for a laugh, silly bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
How can you fall asleep
when somebody is repeatedly stabbing a needle into your face?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
I like that she went in to get three stars done on her face,
and thinks that any more than that would make her look like a freak.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
could have used numbing cream
but even then, how do you fall asleep with the buzzing?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
Perhaps they found it soothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
Her english can't be so bad as to say 56 instead of 3

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
she could only speak french
the tatooist only spoke dutch and english.

Try a different one then, you dozy mare?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
Alternatively, hold three fingers up.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
She looked odd.
I did like all the stars though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
I realised I should use my unlimited free texts
to tell twitter absolutely everything.

I haven't started yet though, my phone is upstairs and I can't be arsed to go get it
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
I got excited about a news story
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8102432.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
I attempted to fuck with Wu-Tang Clan and then thought better of it.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
Also gave blood.
It took a long time, my veins are shy :(
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
I can't give blood when you're watching :(

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
Probs for the best.
They ain't nuttin' ta fuck wit'.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
Shame on a nigga.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
I gave the Mrs a lift to the station at stupid-o-clock this morning,
decorated the dining room, made a plate, went shopping for stuff for a pie, cooked a pie, ate a pie and had three shits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
Learning to drive a small electric goods vehicle.
I did this by watching the health and safety videos (one of which was extraordinarily gruesome), learning how to use and inspect the machine, completing a simple practical test, and doing some theory questions.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
FUCK YOU WEATHERWAX!!
right i've not been on this site long but already i have already pinpointed the biggest, bitchyest fucking retarded whore on here and that would be esme weatherwax.

wat a shit name that is honestly choose something better. the initials of that spell EW need a say more.

so as the subject says

FUCK YOU WEATHERWAX GO THE SAME WAY AS JADE GOODIE AND DO US ALL A FAVOUR
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
HAHAHAH
THIS IS BRILLIA... Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
And who the fuck is Jade Goodie?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
she's that thing
that died of Cancer, but not before she appeared in every shit magazine, "wrote" a book and recieved "we're sorry you're dying..." gifts from the Beckhams.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
I'm pretty sure that's Jade Goody.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
Oh yeah.
Learning to spell her name correctly IS on my list of things to do before I die.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
Prick.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
Don't mince your words, tell us what you really think...
(scrolls down a bit)
ok, which regular are you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
It took you a long time to type that, didn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
Hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
oh dear
you really are a knob arnt you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
I literally
LOVE YOU.

edit.

This must be a joke right? 'squeeky13' literally sounds like a spoof internet username.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
She's a fuckload better than you.
Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
Yeah esme!
Well done squeeky13, at least you picked a name that correctly identifies your personality.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
Oh man
This has to be Bou
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
*ignore*

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
Yeah, and you're terrific yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
The weatherwax thing is a fair assessment.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
This is gonna cut her to the bone. Scathing.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
someone should gaz her
just to make sure she's ok
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
No point, I'm pretty sure she's already through two bottles of aspirin.
It was that cutting.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
I fucking hate people who pick usernames that reference books.
Cunts, the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
Yeah. Fucking books
they make me so fucking mad.

why, I oughta..
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
you fucking morons
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1240355888/TF.png
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Nice plate.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
I sent him a link :)
plate
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
He mentioned.
We'll take twelve.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
Who's TFS?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
The Fouricci Sequence.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
I can't quite place that b3tan in my memory.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
he left because he was bullied, terrible times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
JMGs fault, he did it.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
this is why the talk board started
retards can't use photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
SHOULDN'T
retards 'shouldn't' use photoshop
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
no they shouldn't, but /talk gives them a place where they don't have to, they can just blog their mundane lives

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Today I done a thing
What thing have you done today and how did you done it?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
i blah blah blah blah blah
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
SYMPATHY SEEKING STATUS
BRIEF MENTION OF EXAMS

MONEY WOES

PARTNER TROUBLE

FEED ME ATTENTIONS PLEASE.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
This is too good to be buried halfway down a thread
I'll save it for a quieter moment.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
I tend to visit both boards lately.
I occasionally pop onto /offtopic just to tell a few lies that Geoffry Archer would be proud of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
i'd like to make pictures for /board, but the place is to prissy now and far too unfunny, it's deviant art

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
If I see another fucking animal with ladyparts
I'm putting my foot through my Mac and sending that JollyJack cunt the bill.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
Careful now.
Some animal-fucker will be along in a minute to call you a fascist.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
It is a bit weird mind,
If I started drawing babies with tits, people would question my intentions, non?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
If you aren't online the next time the squirrels with tits arguement breaks out,
I'm going to steal that and pass it off as my own.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Spread the word.
OR!

try drawing babies with tits.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
And a few too many woos and yays for my liking.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
eff sake
and they can stick *hugs* up their arse and fuck off while they're doing it as well.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
well said :(
it's far too up it's own arse, there's no fun in doing
stupid images for the sake of a quick laugh. Hence I'm more over here now.
Even some funny 'text on a pic' images - which are funny, get raped because it's just 'toap'
It's hardly the f*cking digital equivalent of Tate Modern.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
it's a shame, i liked making silly shit stuff, oh well

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
there's far too many chiefs over there, and not enough indians

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
i had gags that were just text on t-shirts, front pages even, that is when i stopped, i did shop but i like my other ideas, cheery tomato rip

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
NYOM NYOM NYOM!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
Yer.
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
also, this
b3ta.com/board/9527721
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Hahahaha, cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
Sage advice.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
They've broken ITV!
OH NO!

edit: never mind, they've fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
So long as they don't break BBC2 at 10pm tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Good.
Aside from Harry Hill's TV Burp, the whole station should be sunk into the English Channel.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
britain's got tallent SUPER SCUBA

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
But what about Dickinson's Real Deal ?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
and coronation street

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
WHAT!? CORAFUCKINGNATION STREET?
Are you ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
I'm addicted to Bettys hot pot

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Is that a euphemism for her baggy clunge?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
I'm afraid in any conflict
There will be a number of unfortunate casualties.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
I hope the cast of Loose Women can't fucking swim.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Argh, pack of dull fucking bitches.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
All I hear is, ''I hate men, I love men, I hate men, I love men, I hate men, I love men'', ad infinitum.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND WE DO SEX WITH MY HORRIBLE WRINKLY OLD MINGE

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
BUT WE DON'T NEED MEN FOR A GOOD TIME
AMIRITE LADIES EH? QUICK KICK OFF YOUR SHOES AND DANCE AROUND YOUR LEATHERY SAGGING EPIDERMIS.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
This is much better out of context.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
I realise that now:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Listening to them makes me sexist.
And not in the good way.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
ahhh we won't be able to watch...
...
...
...
help me out here?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggggggggggggggggggggggh

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
ITV is fine,
misleading information here :(

Edit: I understand now that in the time it took me to reply, ITV technicians may have resolved the problems with the station. I apologise whole-heartedly for what I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
There's something on about freakishly tall children though,
I'll watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
ITV is shit
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
I'm being forced to watch those looneys on CH4

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Unionist Television seems to work grand.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Hey Fatties.
Give me your internet update.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
There seems to be a tedious teenager amongst us.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
That's no way to talk of Noit.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Noit is not a teenager, smartypants.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Who cares, you're Irish.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Fuck off, willy wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
I love you too Maggie.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Mwah!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
When isn't there?
But what we can only assume, is that it'll be MY fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
What I like most about your company JMG is that you're always willing to throw yourself on the grenade to save the rest of us.
You're a true mans man. A peoples hero.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I just ate a Mars bar and then a slice of peanut butter on toast.
I'm such a fatty fat fat. :(((((
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
You should have made Snickers Toast.
Melt the Mars Bar onto the Peanut Butter Toast = SNICKERS TOAST.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
ahem...
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=snickertoast
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Nutella
is for rural Frenchmen in badly matching le Coq Sportif clothing.

Mars Bars are for rock and roll singers.

YOU DO THE MATH(S)
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Sounds odd but tasty.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
I have a new hat.
It is purple.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
GAAAAAAAAAAA oh, wait...

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
I wish I suited hats.
I really really don't though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Give us a look.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
I have an inability to create PICTORS at present moment in time.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
God, you're shit.
I hope you die soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
:(((
Don't really.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Apart from the ability to send MMS pictures now of course :)

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
It is not working.
O2 are FUCKING FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Have you done this yet though...
service.o2.co.uk/IQ/SRVS/CGI-BIN/WEBCGI.EXE/,/?St=38,E=0000000002359531447,K=2886,Sxi=16,CASE=10431

My texting was fucked for a couple of hours after installing, but I think all is well now
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
People chatted, people messaged each other.
Other stuff I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Sounds shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
What you gonna do.
I've been joining in later and later.

I was going to have a run earlier but I had to cover a shift, so no running for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
we go from one troll to another
why do i get stuck on the naughty step but the trolls keep posting, rubbish forum is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Have I stumbled in whilst it's SERIOUS or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I've just opened a beer.
I expect to fall out with you within the hour.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
I look forward to having you tell everybody my profession.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
I've been for a VERY IMPORTANT MEETING in That London. Got stuck in traffic outside Wembley.
The streets were far from paved with gold, JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
That'll be the south for you.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Gold covered liquid perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Careful, there.
Rough people.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Not like us heroes in the North.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
the North
woooo.
that is all.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
I've been decorating JMG.
Man's work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Steam is jank
what is the point of pre-loading a new release (which happens to be free), only to be booted out of their servers constantly while trying to verify the files??
Servers are too busy now.. why couldnt it do all this yesterday, and patch it today to work?
GAAAY
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Ha ha! Yeah! That's great!
I'm going to imagine I know what you are on about here!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Something about gaming I think.
Like tetris or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
its a crappy (well, the servers are crappy) bit of software made by the peeps that made Half-Life
they let you download (D2D) the game before its released, then you can play it when its launched... in theory
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
What game is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Americas Army 3
really enjoyed the other versions so will be interesting to see how they have changed it (for the better etc)
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Ah yes, I heard good things about the previous versions but never got around to getting them.
Would download it but have ArmA 2 arriving in the next couple days. Will probably take up most of my gaming time judging by how awesome the vids on youtube look.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
I havent heard of this!
have you got a youtube link?

/intrigued
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
It's mental!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KK6Fo3Y0AU
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
Right on!
that video looked immense.. kinda reminded me in a way of Op Flashpoint in that the environments are massive, with many people and general chaos
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Yeah, gonne be a computer killer though!
Apparently the main island which the missions are based is 25x25km!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
Listenin' to Tubular Bells here.
"Two slightly distorted guitars"
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
"reed and pipe organ"

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Tried to fix my amplifier,
still doesn't work.

BROKEN :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

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