Is
your cat Autistic?
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Bou?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Ah, I see, you're a comedy account.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

This one seems relatively harmless

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

You really
ARE a mongy chops aren't you....MONG!
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

no but my son is.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I'm not kidding either)
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

=/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Can his count matches as soon as they're dropped?

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

No but they do have very clean windows

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

actually this is not true
The bus windows are clean but when have you ever seen a mong licking the windows at their home?
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

No he's not THAT awesome.

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

derren brown counts stuff really quick like that
but he has to be slapped round the face
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

You do know how he does that though, right?

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

OMG
How strange is that...so is my son...autism/aspergers....we must compare one day...
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Amorous Badger
is not very amorous, did he tell me to fuck off....how ruuude
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

*popcorn*

( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Who the fuck are you?

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

It begins

( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

I only found out Piston changed his name last night
The tedious fuck gunner
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Fuck off

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

My cat is such a bully
He parades up and down our street chasing all the other cats out of their own garden and should one of them get caught putting a foot on our side of the street then all hell breaks loose. He sits on the bedroom windowsill hissing and spitting at every animal that walks past and often wakes half the street up shagging the one cat he will go near.

Do you have pets and what are their personalities like?
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

i don't have any pets, thanks for pointing out that i lack the affection of a domesticated animal
i hate you
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

get a stuffed marmot

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I have no pets :'(
I want some chinchillas though
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

i want some chimichangas

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Aslan, Lilith and Twist.
Aslan is a cowardly homosexual
Lilith is a bit cowardly
Twist is the reincarnation of Hitler. She shouts a lot and oppresses Aslan for his homosexuality and gingerness.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

2 boy cats
Dee bullies Gee lots & attacks him for no reason, always hissing at him. He also seems to be stealing more of the food, as he is becoming a fat cat. Doesn't like to be picked up & cuddled, but does like lots of attention.

Gee is a bit of a scaredy cat, hides under the duvet whenever the doorbell goes, or whenever a male person comes into the house. Does like being picked up & cuddled, and quite often climbs up my body to headbutt me for more attention than he already gets.

Both like to sleep in the bathroom sink, but not at the same time.
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Me and my
respectable mates are going to sit on the beach and get ratarsed before causing a disturbance in town on saturday night.
Never done this before, looking for to it
just wanted to tell someone...anyone
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Fuck off and write it in your blog then?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

http://b3ta.com/talk/6248343

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

you want me to copy and paste that?
that's asking a lot
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

I'm particularly lazy now
After 10 hours of busy!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

i'm even lazier
after 54 mins of work
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

I know that one well!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

oh good, this'll go down well

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

I tought the same when i first met Wormulus

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Because of his apparent repressed homosexuality you see.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

uh-huh, uh-huh
then what happened?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Your mum stopped by on her way to her favourite dogging spot

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

and im glad you chose me :)

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

I just realised, absolutely everyone with a user number over 70,000 is utterly shit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

because theyre all fucking regulars troll accounts
the cunts.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I want to be you.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Or with you.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

i have also now received 2 randomburns

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

mikewozere didn't pay full postage
so i had to pay to receive it
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

there was a pube sellotaped to the back of the case
:(
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Wow! That's word-for-word what Mooey said about him the other night!

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

homosexuality!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

"pay to recieve" = "money for anal sex"

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I think the words used were, "Five pounds?!? Five pounds, my arse!"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I am impressed you got Harry Partridge to do some voiceover work in your Star Trek tune
Very big fan of his
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Yes, I met up with him at a comic convention and he's a really nice bloke.
Did you like the cartoon itself?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

That I did. Some original humour (like the "Space..." line at the start)
And lots of little things. People often overlook little jokes in animation.

You also met Ben Paddon I see. The Jump Leads fellow.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Huzzah!
And yes, nice guy as well.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

I named his book!

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I'm going to do stuff on Saturday night too.
We should be friends.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

I went to a trendy Bar/Canteen in the Northern Quarter last night
I'm now suitably poor and hungover.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

On Friday there is a seminar on Animation
I may take the day off and go...

that'll be nice.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

that WILL be nice

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

you big puff, northern quarter?
you can't get pissed there for less than £75
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

I know :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

you thick cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

Sounds good.
I'm meant to be camping on saturday night, it's supposed to piss down.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Carefull now, they might be "weed" circaling your group of mates.
The trouble with "weed" is that it can lead to paranoia and profound lazyness in a "fuck up your life" way.

I'm just warning you, the dangers of "week", a glamorious as it is, are great.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

OMG! UR USERID IS TOO HIGH FOR YOU TO BE POSTING THE SORT OF SHIT THAT OTHERS POST!!!
LOL
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

nope, this shit is 11% more shit than that shit

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

PROTIP:
Pretend to be more drunk than you are and whip a scally with your chain, yeah boi.
( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Oh the LOLS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

I've been in hibernation for 10 years....I woke up at xmas 2008
I think I'm having a midlife crisis or I need to attend a mental unit on a weekly basis....but while I wait for my first appointment, I'll write my rubbish on here!
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Why is the internet so out of date?
Argh.
( Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Mine isn't.
Nope. Look the date is right.

  
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( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

i can't attend your bash as everyone knows everyone and will duff me up and that
www.b3ta.com/board/9540330
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

It's just forum banter.
The bash is like forum banter but with booze, but not quite so aggressive otherwise there would be more bloodshed.
Oh wait, that didn't work....
Give me a sec.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

How can a man with eyebrows as smiley as yours be disliked Mongy?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

he seems to have a problem with me, and he has real friends
danger awaits
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

but he's not gon' be there, is he?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Mongy, I'm not a gay man, I do hope you don't mind.
But I would be honnored if you would join me at the bash, an an entirely non proffesional capacity. The Hood-Butters have a lovely pond, I think they have an XLS5000 filtration system and at least 8 goldfish. You would like it, it'll be like a long trip to Cruise Hill. Also, dare I say it, you might meet a fella (and/or) lady of your dreams. I hear it's quite the social hotspot for finding potential mates.

You and your bivy, i'm sure, would be more than welcome, but I want to tell you straight up front, that I'm not inviting you for your bivy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

it is my bivvy i fear for, i don't mind me getting duffed up off line, but my bivvy is too precious to risk

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

You're always welcome at CATG

( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

I exorcised a demon yesterday.
I completed Sonic 2 for the first time!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Sonic 2 I have managed...
But no Mario (platform) game has ever been defeated by me.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

I completed Super Mario Galaxy fairly recently.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Unfortunately my love affair with platformers died out with the 64-bit generation

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

It's true that the best platformers are pre-64.
Doesn't mean there aren't still some good ones.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

i think it's just there were more platformers back then
because they weren't able to make as many different styles of game
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

I'm not saying the contemporary ones are bad
I mean Sunshine and Galaxy are supposed to be amazing games...

It's just I've never gotten back into them - they seem a bit pointless to me. All I play now is football games and shooters.

/nerd
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

UR MR GAY

( Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

I acknowledge and recognise this reference

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

I don't believe it's a coincidence with the stars, do you?

( Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

It wouldn't be the first time Nintendo have tried to confuse the sexual preferences of the Western world.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdo#Birdo
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

I recently beat Micronaut One on the Spectrum.
That's a great game.
( Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

i think it probably was
i would never have noticed if no-one had pointed it out to me
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

wussbag
super mario bros 1 & 3 were pretty difficult late in tha game but 2 was a piece of piss and super mario world was easy enough

also, 64 was completable
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

I thought 2 was hard,
I could never do that one.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

the sub-con one?
fair enough. the flying face things were an annoyance and the final boss put up a bit of a struggle, i guess
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Yes, that one.
I couldn't get past those faces
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

do they haunt you still?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Yes :(
I had another go on an emulator, still stumped me.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

In what way?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

In the 'alt'/'goth' pub listings kind of way.
It looks like the goffs on the internet all gave up in 2004 and haven't come back since. I just want a pub, in Suffolk, with decent music. Why is this so hard to find? :(
( Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

They don't want you there

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

I can't blame them.

( Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

It's a commonly known factoid
That all the truly useful internet websites are only updated once every 4 years
( The Neville What what what, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

What about Google?

( Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

what

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

To get to the other side
No wait, 18... Oh I don't know :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

i love your style of posting, i love the way you never put the reason for the post straight out there, but lead others to enquire wtfyaboa, brilliant

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

but most of all I love how you love me!
Phillip Spector performed by The Paris Sisters
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

why are your threads always a lead in for us to ask "why"?
argh.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

it's a brilliant, subtle, posting style that i wish all would follow, would you like to know why?

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

because you insist upon yourself

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

that's not why...

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

TELL ME TELL ME
whats wrooooong?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

I see what you did there

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

Because I'm officially rubbish.
Unofficially officially.

Would you rather I blog? Blog blog blog blog blog...
( Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

theres sites for that shit love.
this is not one of them.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Blog blog.

( Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

207.44.242.20/talk/6248315
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

7:15 and no bugger here
ARSE!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:15, archived)

I've been up all night sniffing fly spray, I'm off my fucking tits

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)

gives you a buzz does it?
ithankyou

here til Saturday, try the veal.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)

morning

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)

no, no one has died.
although I have a great aunt with cancer.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)

i was up at 5am.
i didnt like it.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)

just tell them to keep their hands to themselves.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

Puff
My alarm went at 415
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)

yer but youre old and shit
youve had a loooong time to get used to the early starts.
ive got a whole fucking month of five am's :((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)

and the man on the train kept doing this snotting thing
where hed snort and then swallow his snot.
i didnt like it.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

I bet you got off on it
I bet you were imagining it was his sex noise and touching yourself
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

im always touching myself

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

I'm off to Glastonbury in an hour and 7 minutes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)

There was a chap came through my till last night
on his way to Glasto. Six packs of wet wipes, one massive box of Stella, some lunch and a box of Panadol. Apparently he had another car full of beer but he still enquired our licensing and what time we could start selling beer.

Why can't I have this much fun?
( Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

ANTIFAT
I'm skating to work this morning.
You'll know if it's a success or failure at around 9:30.
( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

I think Bill Turnbull is a robot
Not a killbot, but a friendly robot that helps grannies cross the road.
( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

id love to skate but id fall arse over tit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

It's because you're a mong, innit?

( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

Hello!
Now's as good as time as any to start drinking, gin or rum?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

gin always gin
unless you're planning on sitting out in the sun and you have loads of mint
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

Bugger.
you beat me to it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

Seems to be a resolute victory for gin.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

gin.
always gin.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

The problem with gin
is that it always wins.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

Gin is the mind killer.
The little death that brings total anihilation.
( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

Let the Gin flow.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

Gin delights not me; no, nor woman neither.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

Red, red, giiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn
stay close to meeeee
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

rum. with coke.
the other two are unknowing mongs.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

anyone that drinks spirits with coke
is a pikey mong
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

get the fuck off my subthread mong

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

the worst culprits are those that mix brandy or decent whiskey
what a waste
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Yeah of course
you fat spastic.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

vodka, makes you pissed but you only seem thick to other people

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

that wasnt an option mongo

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

that's how i roll, do something off the wall and that, outside the box, bit of blue sky thinking

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

you are one crazy dude

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

Mr. Blue Sky?
Please tell us why...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

I'm here
don't panic.
( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

Thank god.
I can sleep easy now.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

i was in the george yesterday, it was quite funny

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

funny eh.
i guess the comedy werent on then.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of users logged out.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

Ning!

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

ROLL CALL

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 4:04, archived)

present
drinking kopparberg, and about to f*** off to bed for a bit.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 4:06, archived)

Hello
you're a new name to me. Also, I find kopparberg impossible to get drunk on
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 4:08, archived)

yes, people keep saying
however I have been around for some time.

I find it quite easy to get nicely wibbled on... but I turned into a terrible lightweight where the booze is concerned after spending 18 months dry about ten years ago.

I could probably regain my stamina if I wanted to, but I cant see the point.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)

Hmm, that sounds like girly speak to me

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)

My SickRik wouldn't have a shit when I took him out earlier.
I know he needs to go, the little fucker. He's whining now.

Shall I take him out or make him leave a gift for Mrs SickRik to find at 6am?
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)

that's odd, he usually spouts shit 24 hours a day

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)

high fives all round

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)

GAZ comin yer way

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

Fuck that shit, I've run out of wine
this is a massive disaster

IF ONLY I had a bar next door that was open til 7am

oh
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)

honestly, you utter pisspot

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:16, archived)

Lets cut the shit, just cum on my tits & tell me you love me

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)

I'm trying, I just find you physically repellent
:(
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)

That's never stopped you cumming on my tits before

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)

I'll have to admit it, I distracted you and flicked whipped cream at your nipples

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)

Sadly I'm going to have to interrupt the sexytalk
I'm off out to see if there is any action at 4.25am on a Wednesday morning
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

No, there's no action you fool

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

tom cruise sucks alot of shite.

( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)

no, he sucks a lot of shite

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)

My dog wouldn't have a shit when I took him out earlier.
I know he needs to go, the little fucker. He's whining now.

Shall I take him out or make him leave a gift for Mrs Trouser to find at 6am?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

take him out

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

I think we both know the answer here
But just in case, wank in your dogs arse so that his turd has a little of your love as a nice surprise for her in the morning
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

Yours is on the left:
randomn.es/images/8dc5bbb959bf257618c7dab00f105060.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)

MAN FROG

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

www.cryptozoology.com/forum/images/igor_5212.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, REVOKE YOUR REQUEST SEXFACE

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)

this guy went to my primary school
Nigel Walls

he was know as "egg-eyes"

he was as much of a cunt as his picture leads you to believe
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

Man, you're such a liar.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

I'd believe jim bob over you.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

you know what, I'm starting to think he doesn't like me that much

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

lol walnut whip.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

GIFT

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

WHO THE HELL WANTS FAMILY GUY THEMED INCEST PORN???????????????????

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

fetishists?

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

you found it
you can keep it, we don't want your shit
( weaver., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

thank you i love insects
edit: i have made a horrible mistake
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

makes a change from simpsons stuff I suppose.
oh.. erm... not me.

yes.

not me.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

Hello SickRik
How are you SickRik?
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

well, there's a surprise

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

ah.. gilgy
I have the attention span of a goldfish and a memory to match, and I know I asked this before, but what electric guitar would you recommend for a complete beginner? I have amps and stuff and have about £300
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

never mind I have to go, been called out again.
I'll ask again next time I remember.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)

depends what style of music you want to do
there's no point buying a telecaster if you want to do heavy metal

DON'T buy a Squier, they're shitty pieces of plywood. I like Strats so I'd probably get a second-hand Fender for around £300. If you're more into distorted thrashwank then look at an Epiphone.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

He's normally so sociable
hello gilgywilgyplops, how are you?
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

HELLO
YES

YOU?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)

I'm cracking one off over images of the queen

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

and Prince Philip?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

I've only got so many wanks in me

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

Stop being shit and slow Internet.
Come on, someone get upset or something.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

i'm feeling nonplussed

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

But what is there to get upset at?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

You fucking cunt

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

now look what you've done

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I know. The outrage.
Wait til you see what I'm about to do to /board.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

don't tell me, you've traced round a photograph of some floppy-haired emo pop star?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

I wouldn't go that low.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

I think I just shat out a lung.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

Have chips with that

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

yum yum

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

I watched 30 seconds of Hollyoaks earlier
Female: "So, how come a handsome man like you is still single"
Male: "Oh, well, I just don't think I've found the right guy yet"
Female: *shocked face*
Male: "I mean.. girl!"

*End of episode guitar riff*

How would you write a shitty cliffhanger to a shitty soap? IT'S CREATIVE TIME, PEOPLE.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

I'd put a pin in a condom.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

Odd

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Suppose if you're into sadism

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Sweet.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Or if your cock was the size of a pin lol smallcock

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

I'd love a crime show where the detective was called Lol Smallcock

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Lol Smallcock P.I

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

Smallcock & Fatface, diseased

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

HAR!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Or masochism

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

I don't know
But my fella just fly sprayed his strip light - and it literally rained aphids
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

DID IT LITERALLY RAIN APHIDS
LITERALLY

OUT FROM CLOUDS

AND RAIN

APHIDS

LITERALLY
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

There were at least 100
Falling from one striplight.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

That's not rain is it?
That's, at least, 100 aphids falling from a strip light.
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Fucking hell
literally rained + fell off
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

dot cotton vomits onto her own vag

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

oh god

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

smokin a fag with her vag

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

vag........fags.......

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

just smokin it up man

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

"i'm a doctor and i say if we don't get this man some cornflakes right now HE'S GOING TO DIE"
"but... WE'RE OUT OF MILK!"
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

So
Milk isn't Cornflakes.

This has too many plotholes. D-.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

it's a soap

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

I don't know. I'm fed up.
I've just watched a video of a friend from school dancing with Take That on stage. I work in insurance.

*grumble*

I'm very pleased for her, she's worked very hard. She gets to touch Mark Owen's bottom. And she gets PAID to do it.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

You've reminded me
Was having a brilliant night out with some mates. We all went back to a friend's house - beer and music. Was all good. Suddenly, the frend's gay housemate arrived and joined us. At one point, he switched all the music off and put in a specially made mixtape full of Take That instrumentals and did a special dance routine. For 45 minutes.

it wasn't that good. Me and one other guy just stared in boredom, wondering why the night had suddenly reached a new low. Nobody else was dancing, and whenever we sang along to the music, GayGuy McDanceface told us to shut up.

We promptly left.

That is all.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

That's possibly the most tragic story of overly-camp homosexuality I have ever heard.r

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

an old friend of mine from school is a violinist in the stage version of jeff wayne's muscial war of the worlds

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

My friend has a better job than your friend.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

JEFF WAYNE

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Jeff Goldblum

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

Jeff Bridges.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

jeff lynne

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Jeff Hardy.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Kiss me, Hardy

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

*kisses you, hard*

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Eeeeeeee

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

PHWOAR.
I'm off to bed. Some of us have work in the morning.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

Also, mongy's doing a good job of winding /board up.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

To be fair, they're doing most of the work themselves.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

My God, Hollyoaks is a massive pile of old shit and no mistake.

( Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

^this
still, I can't really talk, I watch Eastenders. Though I think I only do that so I can hate myself for watching Eastenders.
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

"Woodsidean reaction"
is the technical term for quickly leaping up and turning off the telly on hearing the first two notes of the Hollyoaks theme.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Haha
I don't think the reaction is unique to you though
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Wouldn't it be easier to change the channel?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I'd make the whole cast beat the same old platitudes into the viewers at great length for the whole half-hour,
then, as the time ran out, make it look like something really exciting was about to happen and end the episode right there and then. Then carry on in the next one as if nothing had happened. Because it didn't.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

That's just foolish
no-one would EVER watch anything like that
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

probably more an eastenders plot
Mother: I think our daughter and her boyfriend slept together in our bed while we were away
Father: that's the last straw, she's out of the house.
Mother: let me talk to her first

{later}
Mother:Where did you have sex with your boyfriend?
Daughter: I can't say.
Mother: Can't or wont?
Daughter: I don't want to say.
Mother: Tell me! Where did you have sex with your boyfriend?
Daughter: In the arse
{cue music and credits}
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

I imagine this has been much awaited
My standup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

unmitigated shit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Why thankyou

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Oh that reminds me, I have to add you to THE LIST.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

What list would that be?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

THE LIST.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

It is a fantastic list

(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Didn't make the newsletter though :(
Although I suppose to anyone that doesn't regularly use /talk, it probably isn't that funny.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

wait wait i've been away from talk for a while
is this a list of flounces and tantrums?
if so I need to see it.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Click profile and be AMAZED.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

holy shit, you crazy autist, that's kind of wonderful

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

mines not there
boosh
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

lesbians in custard was a bona fide classic

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Chocolate custard, please
And they were wrestling. Quite a weird evening, but such are summer camps.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

rofl dull autistic liar

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

rofl tired meme
Can't anyone think of anything new?

Jesus, it's like everyone in the office asking if you've had your ears lowered after a haircut.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

I really hope you didn't use that joke in your stand up

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Nope.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Can I just ask
Who the fuck are you.

Because I see myself as a regular, but have never even fucking noticed you.

Who are you?

Seriously
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

It's piston.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

You should use that in your standup.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

meme? it's not a meme, you really are dull and autistic and you lie all the time

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

what is this shit?

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

now it's here i don't want to watch it, it's like drunkenly ordering a snuff tape off ebay

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

3 guy 1 hammer dewd.
And it's FREE
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

It's much more entertaining that you'd imagine.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

so i saw Shonen Knife tonight. pretty good, but my bike lock broke and i don't have a spare key.
and what is it with airline food?
( scott,, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

i quite like it. it's better than sandwiches

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

sometimes it is sandwiches

( scott,, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Quick request for help.
What was all the fuss about last night then? Is there anything different on here today?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

That's hardly a request for help

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Yeah I mean,
THIS is a request for help.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

*applause*

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

is his inside leg about 22" or something
no offence if he really is disabled
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

29" I believe

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

how the fuck would you guess at that?

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Well
28" trousers are too short, and 30" are too long.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

what? is that you then?

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Yes.

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

i see, then your more informed on your inside leg than just guessing
worst quiz ever
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

So you're 58" tall?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

it's like someone bleached Morpheus then fed him pies for a month

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

you know about this sort of thing, how can i get my brothers driving school to be no 1 on google for this area?
i did it here once by linking on the fp i got?
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

search engine optimisation
I'll GAZ you some shit if you want but it's techie crapola and you'd probably find it a bit dull

or he can give me the FTP details and a list of keywords and £50 and I'll fix it for him
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

cheers, not sure he'll pay
i'll just spam it around abit
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I was wondering how he reached up to get his ticket in the barrier.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

You don't need a ticket in the Matrix.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

KEANU REEVES HAS AN OYSTER CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Sunglasses indoors?
:(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

It's not indoors
it's a subway that has quite a lot of natural light flooding in.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

He took the blue pill.
Just like Mykey :(
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/theone.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Is that a deleted scene?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

I think they added something to make it less funny.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

You tart.
Anyhow, bedtime for me. Good night folks.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

lol TY&GN

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

it was about your cheesy helmet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

With a bit of luck they've installed a drunken broadsword filter

( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

where's the fun in that?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I think it was just taken down for repairs and maintenance.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

If it was me I'd have done that without any warning for added drama.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

cr3/god loves the drama, big kid and all that

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

i hope there is a new naughty step page
*hopes*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

no doubt i will soon find out with abit of off colour banter

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

dude get banned to find out
go on /board and say "this is shit"
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

Whoa, let's not go crazy here.
That's some serious shit you're asking of him.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

how will he ever recover?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

I've already gazzed the mods.
I don't want to see that sort of behaviour on a popular picture forum.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Yeah, they took the site down for several hours so they could find a new picture of a cat.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

sounds about right :D
maybe a new level of naughty step...
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Funky text
{Look}
(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

HOT SHIT

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

what?

( MrA, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

firefox lets me edit the subject line after i´ve posted now

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

*head in hands*

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

i'm not really keen on that last post, no offence
do you keep anything around you from your childhood? a item you won't part with?
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

your mum

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

My wanksock

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

same one? i knew a fella at school, neil thornton who used his old teddy for years to wipe his spunk on

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

My friend took his wankhanky on holiday with him about 5 years ago. It was fucking disgusting.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

Try soaking it off with warm water and sugar soap

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Only my cock.

( nick the greek, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

my father's balls

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I have some GCSE certificates in a drawer.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Placenta in a jar.
It's gone a bit green, but still tastes OK.
( Druid, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Books mostly.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

A model of a combine harvester.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I have the band from my wrist from when I was born.

(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

i think my mum has my umbilical cord clamp.

( sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

nice, i assume my ex still has those for our kids in their baby books

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

just the aids my uncle gave me

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

I've a jar of blood from my first kill.
It's something to show the kids on a Sunday.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

Quick request for help
Does anyone know which newsletter the keyboard-sniffing via radio/emf video was posted?

Have tried a handful of search queries both here and on Google but without much success.

I think it was sometime during the last six months but would prefer not to have to scan through all the newsletters...
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I have no idea what this means
keyboard sniffing?
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Pervert.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I just sniffed my keyboard
I know have a nostril full of what I'm hoping are crumbs
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

you shouldn´t make things up

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

yes

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I can help.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Episode 13, season 5. At 14 minutes and 20 seconds in, it's in the third word.
Hope this helps.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Ah this brings back memories
of the lame copy-protection on Amiga games. Enter the first word on page 43 sentence 7.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I'd link you to incest porn, but I've been banned enough for that

(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Shame, you shouldn't be stopped from fucking your mother
Everybody else has had a go.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Come on baby, inhale my qwerty

( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Yeah, I remember.
That was awesome.
( nick the greek, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Dunno.
¦:¬|
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Whoa, I already feel more suggestible.
And that's after just one sniff.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

This one gets promoted to "Most helpful"
purely thanks of the Dr. Fox reference.

Cheers guys.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

I bought Bic el cheapo orange razors
I have, inadvertently, started the Victorian trend of bloodletting, by having a simple shave. My bathroom looks like someone's killed a dog.

Serves me right for being a tight Yorkshire wench.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

It does, yes.
Next!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

I feel a bit bad about you having to pay to get my randomburn.
So I done did you a picture yo
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

that's lovely

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Awww, cheers dude. I love it.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Thanks for the kind words mongy and harold, I love you both.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I lol'd.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I'm well good at pictures me.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

They really should be illegal.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Wax wax wax wax wax.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Waxing doesn't hurt me, but it's such a faff.
I don't mind having my legs waxed in a salon, but I prefer to do other bits myself, and it's more hassle than it's worth sometimes.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

bumhole?

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Back, sack and crack.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Sack?
Blimey.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

An ex of mine used to love having his bits waxed. Bless his little masochistic socks.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I'm a little more concerned about your scrotum.
Something is not computing.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

It's a strap on one
for authenticity.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I shall be offering this service in the top shed at the bash.
I've got plenty of gaffa tape.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Me too.
I have the stuff to do it but it's just so much easier to shave.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I tend to just imac my testicles.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I just burn them off with a zippo.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

doesn't ,but it's such a
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

That works if you're northern.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

V good.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Oh I could never do it to myself.
I pay a nice lady £29 to od legs, bikini line and underarms once a month.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

As I said, it doesn't hurt me.
I quite like it, in an odd way.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Bikini line stings a bit.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I tried home waxing but it managed to strip my skin off somehow leaving the hair intact.
Maybe I have steel leg hair.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Oh no no no. Not home waxing.
That's nearly as bad as epilating.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Eye watering.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Oh good, glad it's not just me that ends up swearing
at the strips of waxy paper stuff, which I have managed to get in my own hair more than once.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

why doesn't B3ta have any black women as members?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Because we're all racist and sexist.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

How do you know that it doesn't?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Maybe it does.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I might be black!

(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I am black. And a woman.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

i'm queen latifah

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

because this is a white middle class forum

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

like a sweary Telegraph

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

but with better pictures.
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/nelson.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

hyuk hyuk hyuk
christ, he looks like my gran
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Nelson's Column.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

that's bloody great
i've been thinking about which picture i've made is my top one, i think i like my fluffy cat with the lunch box
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I used to be black

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

sand paper worked then?

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Sadly, I have no opinion on this

( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

why are you not down on the beach for San Juan?
its tradition and you get to see lots of girls in thongs and make fires and stuff

I did it last year.. twas awesome
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Eh?
Isn't that a different country?

*edit* haha it's just down the road from Ponce
( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

no... spanish tradition
all down the costa del sol etc, you´ll see bonfires lit up.

usually you go down with mates and make your own fire, have a bbq and beers.. then at midnight everyone rushes into the sea.

I think it´s to do with the pagan celebration of the longest day in the year... its awesome.. can´t believe i´ve stayed in :(

You can see the big bonfires all the way up the coast too.

LINKY: www.andalucia.com/festival/sanjuan.htm

edit: lols at ponce
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I spent midsummer night drinking rum
wearing a mini skirt
and getting frightened by nuns
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I didn't know anything about it
there isn't much sign of activity here, I'll have to venture out & investigate
( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Go out, buy some cheap orange razors, shave your legs and then give us your newly formed opinion.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I have a never ending supply of Mach 3 Turbo razor blades
thanks to being a former employee of Gillette owners P&G. So, no.
( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Mach 3 Turbo is soooooooo 2002.
It's all about Mach 36 Supercharged Fission with a patented Nitro-pubic hair trimmer now.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Nitro-pubes!
Do they spontaneously ignite in hot weather?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I worked out I don't need to buy razor blades again 'til I'm in my 40's.
I can't work out if this is good or not.
( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Are you not in your 40s?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

:((

( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

they are very sharp, but not easy to get along with

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

They are very deceptive
It looked like an all round professional clean shave but then about a minute later I was spouting blood like a straight to DVD horror movie.

I wish I knew the science of why Gillette Fusion (£5 a razor) is better than Bic Orange Razor (10p), but I guess I just answered my own question.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I use Aldis' razors
and they work just as well as Gillette.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

If I invented something that cost £500 that meant you never had to shave again would you buy it?
Or, do you prefer the ability to vary the length of sideburns, and occasionally look a bit trampy?
( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I'd buy it.
No question. All hair, except that on the top, back and sides of your head, is shit.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I probably should limit that to people. Animals should have hair.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Especially mole rats
They just look like cocks with claws
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'm a lady, I'd pay serious cash to never shave again.
It's so fiddly.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

lady eh? show me your bumhole

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Yes.
I'll have two please. Just in case I mislay one.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

If you want cheap, reliable razors, get tha'sen to Morrisons.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Ooh, I saw your Northern typing style
and checked out your profile. You're from where I'm from, lovely :)
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Well, I've been living there a couple of years.
I hail from the gloriously metropolitan "tarn" just across the border.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Fig, Date & Grains Bio Yogurt is Lush
What are you eating for supper?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Gruel
seeing as supper is for 19th Century cunts.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Still chewing Polish Sausage?
Grrl!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

cucumber, tomato and corn

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

innuendo, comment & humour
A fine repast
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

shut up shut up i have a headache

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

no!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

have you ever been smacked in the face with a telephone book?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

A frube and a Bounty.
What's the best way to list the 4 job titles that I've had at my current company in a CV? While there was no formal "promotion" there are 4 distinct jobs that I've done here, and they need to be put on a CV.
( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

in a flowery and self important manner
with added lies
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

You highlight your current position at the top of the paragraph
and then, in bullet-point fashion, start with "progressed through four challenging roles in a period of X years", with the next one being "responsibilities included Job A, Job B and Job C before my current position". Then a good third bullet point to show how awesome you are, which is obviously a lie seeing as you're so shit someone 1000 miles away who's never met you is having to write your CV for you.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

It proves I can use my authority to delegate tasks.
(thanks)
( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

"My holding of varied roles has demanded such skills as effecient time management and recognising the need to delegate tasks appropriately"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Put the name of the company and your current role, with a description
Then put the titles only of the last 4 jobs. That's what I do anyway and no-one's ever moaned :)
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Ta

( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

i want to talk about roti
Discuss.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

AND Spinach with Salt Fish
i fucking hate white people
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

i joke of course

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

you really are a cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

racist

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

I just had profiteroles
and am now drinking tea from my Seldom Seen Mug. ROCKNFUCKINROLL
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

you should drink Grounds For Divorce cocktails
from it
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

On a [one] day like this?

( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Funny you should say
I've been working on a cocktail called Grounds for Divorce
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Woah ooohh oooohh ohhh oooh oah oh

( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Tuesdays are for drinking to the seldom seen kid.

( nick the greek, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Did you fix it in?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

humble pie

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Hot dog & wine
the wine has made the bun all soggy
( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

If ya hot dog's still whining
ya needs to kill it an cook it some more!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

I made some pasta with courgettes and pine nuts for dinner.
I don't feel the need for supper.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Weetos.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Nothing
I'm on an anti-fat campaign.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

You'll probably find it easier to lose weight
by not going without food, just go without fattening foods otherwise you'll be hungry and all you can think about is food. Food.
( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

I'm genuinely surprised that so many people have supper.
Isn't one evening meal enough?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

It is for me as well
mines more of an snack with a drink while titting about on the PC or watching TV.
( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Some of the chocolate and cinnamon biscuits I just baked.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

My signicant other made some cookies the other day
I snaffled a ball of uncookied dough through sleight of hand between the mixing ball and baking tin.

Yum
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Oh man sounds nyom.
Oh nyom nyom nyom. *NYOMS*

Sounds nyom.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

That's the sound of the men
nyoming on the fig date and grain ga-a-nng
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Red wine.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Stay close to me.

( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Don't let me be alone.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

what the hell kind of faggoty supper is that
fried egg butty with ketchup ftw!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Your fucking face.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

why the fuck would you care?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

It's for a project
I'm going to sew all the world's suppers on the inside of a tent

And then burn it in a massive storage depot fire to get on the news

With my tits
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I have decided to become a modern day flâneur
like Will Self, just without the self harm and the skag

where's a good place to loiter?
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

You should become a modern day flannel by covering yourself in muslin
and sitting in a sink.
( Druid, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

this idea has merit
I have a lot of muslin that's just laying about doing sweet fuck all
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Yeah
Islamist bastards
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Well the other guys loiter outside your Mum's house
waiting for their turn.
( jenpots, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

i have a flannel and I like Will Self
Great Apes is the funniest book I have ever read
and I have read 17 books
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

16 of which began with 'Mr.'

( Druid, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

the colours are the best bit

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Ahh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flâneur

Will Self is a writer.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I've read none of them
but the Book of Dave looks good
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

YOU FUCKING HALF-BLACK
YOU SICKEN ME!
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

enLE CELL ME
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

god, the glass is always half empty with you

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

offf to piss
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

I love Will Self.
I like to loiter all over. In a sunny spot with a book, preferably.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

the sun is bad for you
it's full of cancer
and it gives me tan lines
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

On the sidewalk outside of convinience stores.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

he's not Jay or Silent Bob.

( jenpots, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

save me googling, does that mean the same as smarmy cunt?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

it means free range smarmy cunt
you get to wander around looking at stuff and things
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

DON'T REPLY TO ME, I DON'T MIND!
AND we're both mixed-race you FUCKING CUNT!
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

I writ you a FUCKING STORY about ROBOTS and something ELSE
how did you know I'm only half wog?
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

YOUR ROBOTS ARE FUCKING SHIT!
I HATE THEM
OH CHRIST, I HATE THEM
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

school gates

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Has TY&GN fucked off yet.
Is it safe to return without the threat mind-numbing tedium?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

now say more things
i like stories about robots

get oreos in there also
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