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LOOK!
LOOK AT ME. IT'S MY 20,000TH FUCKING POST. I'M CELEBRATING A COMPLETELY FUCKING MEANINGLESS MILESTONE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET.

I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE, SO THIS IS ALL I DO IN MY FUCKING SPARE TIME.

I AM A GIGANTIC FUCKING CUNT. LOOK AT ME. I'VE GOT A SHIT BEARD AND A SHIT TIE. FUCK THIS SHIT.

I'M EVEN GOING FUCKING BALD. FUCK. I'M 20, THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT.

PEACE OUT BITCHES.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
HA

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
Shave it off and be done with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
Puffft

(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
Boy, was I wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
Oh
my
(Spunky Bumface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
Did someone shoot Karl or something?

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
Or more importantly
Will somebody?
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
He's busy building up an epic new thread that totally won't be shit.
He may be some time.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
I'm not.
I have a reputation to maintain.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
Love you really

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
How long until the football starts again?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
Oh.
August.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
Well done there.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
Did we work out who shitcunt was?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
I'VE JUST HAD A PISS
q
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
To anyone who is annoyed by what I'm doing:

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
I'll stop at midnight.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
Promise.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
Or when I get 20,000.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
Whatever comes first.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
I'm ripping singstar discs.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
I have Singstar Queen.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)
But no PS2.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)
Or SingStar equipment.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
It's the worst present ever

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
Get thyself a copy of ultrastar deluxe (freeware)
and a mic.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
I have a guitar hero mic.
It's USB. Will that work?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)
It might very well do.
ultrastardx.sourceforge.net/

I've tried with the singstar usb dongle and mics, so yours should work.

You might need to rip the disc first though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)
:D thanks

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
No bother, I just need to make it less sensitive, where the mics are concerned
On singstar, I can hold the whole note/lyric, this software is really sensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
I wonder if I'll reach 40,000 by tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
RACE!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
Do it and piss all over Karls party.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)
11 to go!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
I have 300 or so.
So he'll win.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)
that would be a 15 minute piss

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)
YEAH, FOOTBALL!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
FOOT

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
BALL

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
Might as well delete this one too, spazzy.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
Nah.
I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
Try to hit the target before midnight.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
That's what I'm doing

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
Like an orgasm

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
32 to go!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
Fuck your power trip.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
25 now!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
You fat shits.
What's the banter, upon the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
I'm being shitter than normal.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
Apparently, right, there was this man who sold all his possessions
Took the money he made, bought a ticket to Las Vegas, found a roulette table and put it all on Red
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
I've only just realised that nipples+belly button = surprised face.
Oh frabjous day.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
YAY

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
Eat!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
Fail

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
Die

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
The?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
hard

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
boiled

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
egg

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
I'm a bit hungry.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
Shush.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
I'm incredibly popular.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
I'm 46 posts away from my 20,000th

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
food
poo
clique
dull
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
No idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
Early bedtime for me.
Night all. Time to sooth myself to sleep with the sweet sweet voice of Stephen Fry reading the Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy audiobook.
*swoon*
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
See Friz.
Told you it could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
I'm sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
That was needlessly harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
I'm just trying to bump my post count up

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
I reckon this is annoying though.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
Is it?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
Oh, I'm into the last 60 messages.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
I'd try a chevron.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
It'll only be ruined though.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
BETTAR

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
BIGGAR

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
Fuck it.
Let's try.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
Hmm.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
Bet this fails.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
Or gets ruined.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
I'm a waste of internet.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
I don't suppose anybody here is, gasp, actually WATCHING Torchwood?
These last two episodes have been brill. And, it's only on for a week. I think we're allowed a Torchwood thread.
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
I saw a bit earlier
I'll watch the whole lot on iplayer when I get time
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
This thread is shit

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
It could be much, much worse.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
Nope, just back from a walk.
Might go kill some snails.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
Sorry, this is a shit thread
How about this? I'm going to be living with my ex girlfriend for two weeks in August! I wonder how awkward THAT'LL be?!!
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
And no, not the ex I'm having a kid with

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
You could write a sitcom about it

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
The "Hearing Some Bloke Knob My Ex-Missus Show"
Has nice ring.

Or at least she did.
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
There could be some drunken sexytimes
for old times sakes.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
I tried.
got bored about halfway through.
being from Cardiff makes it oh so much harder to take seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
I find it difficult to take it seriously
what with the welsh accents

"oh christ, Geoff, there's an alien invasion"
"Bread of heaven, bread of heaven. Feed me till I want no more"

Obviously read that with a welsh accent, makes it funnier
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
I read everything with a Welsh accent.
Part of being Welsh, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
Kid's TV bunging up the telly after nine
Disgraceful
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
you fat spastic

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
First was crap.
2nd was crap until the escape scene.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
When's Doctor Who back anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
I mean, a proper series.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
Not these crap "specials"

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
Next year.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
I'm popular!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
you're a fat spastic

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
Stop it, I'm showing off in front of my internet friends.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
fatuus spasticus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
i learnt today that torchwood is an anagram of doctor who
/slow blog
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
I'm going for a big poo
What do you do while on the bog?

Me? I read your replies.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
wank

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
I have a shit

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
boring sod.
Where's the fun in that? You could be missing out on 20 minutes per session (depending on diet) of utter funtimes. Not with the poo, but that private time when you can sneak out of work for 20 minutes and not get into trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
On the rare occasions I have a shit at work I content myself that I am earning money with my kecks off

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
It's a start.
Try taking some old memos with you and blank out words to make the whole thing far ruder. Like a wordsearch in reverse.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
Being 'not a cock'
I don't work in an environment where the word 'memo' is ever used
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
what are you suggesting?
that I'm a cock?

you could be onto something here.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
I have a big stack of magazines next to the loo
so I read a few pages.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
any good ones?
I keep Wired and Edge for those moments I can't be bothered to use the lappy.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
Good Food magazine mainly (lol internet fatty)
and those free magazines that come periodically from Amnesty and Liberty and people like that.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
Ahhh
with the articles that are nice and short so you can finish them in one poo-sitting. Good good.
I must admit, the 'Bright Ideas' catalogues that come with the paper are always a good bog-read. Useless crap you never thought you'd want less. For twice the price you'd never pay! Incontinence pance?! The world's lightest shoe? Classically styled cd player that *still* plays your old 45's? And my favourite, 'Why pay for expensive sattelite tv whenyou can have this "dish" style TV antenna for only 22.99!'
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
I have a miniature copy of this
www.amazon.co.uk/Uncle-Johns-Biggest-Bathroom-Reader/dp/157145814X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1247003132&sr=1-1

and it has a little metal plunger on a string to use as a bookmark.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
exactly like this
images.barnesandnoble.com/images/14290000/14294011.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
Is there a little plunger on the bookmark?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
I'm buying this
apparently my friends don't like talking to me on msn while I'm pooing.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
it's awesome because it doesn't matter how long it takes to poo you read a few bits or you read a lot
and you don't have to remember what you where you left off
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
I like this idea a lot.
Creditcard ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
oh and a copy of the national geographic too

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
I pretend I'm laying an egg.

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
this made me laugh in the middle of singing out loud.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
(')< BWARK

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
brown eggs?
yum yum. Brown egg omlette anyone? I'm cooking up some sweetcorn and cheese if anyone's interested?
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
I read books
I have LOTS of books there. We sometimes lose guests for hours as they get distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
Screwfix Direct catalogue
or Viz generally
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
I have a poo
I can't sit for hours on the loo, it's dull and uncomfortable. And smells of the poo you just did.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
Nowt but poo
when I used to have a dull job tho I'd print out sudoku's & sit in the bog doing them.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
Read whatever book is in there at the time of shitting.
Also, I'd like to thank mongy for recommending The Chaser's War On Everything. It's right good.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
handstands

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
Tried this once.
It was messy. Never again.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
Think.
I sometimes /talk or plan my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
Tell myself I'm definitely going to clean the bathroom
then I go and do something more interesting instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
I'm a girl, I don't poo.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
you do.
it just comes out pink and smells like perfume.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
I bet the newspapers have the headline of
"Shamourn"
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
try and catch your shit
and eat it?
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
Richard Dawkins, Emma Watson
Rimma Watkins. But imagine if it had my looks and your brains.

Who would you like to be spliced into? Answers on the grounds of solo sexyfuntimes, conversation, and not looking like a hideous freak of nature. Or at least no more than now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
IVV must have posted.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
You Have Been Watching isn't bad, actually.
I thought it'd be awful.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
not sure if I'm entirely comfortable with this

(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
*touches*

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
*shudders*
also semi
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
The bit where Jamelia read the autocue
"Former Sun editor and cunt, Kelvin McKenzie..." made me chortle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
The infanticide museum bit made me cry with laughter.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
I don't like Richard Dawkins
sure, he's clever, but he could do with shutting up every now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
ARGH it just loaded
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
exactly.
my fwapping sessions are to be ruined from here on in.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
I'm going to send that to all the men I know that fancy her.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
He's going for the American market
atheists there have a harder time of it, so he makes it strident and simple and religious.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
ah I see
I have the God Delusion book but haven't read it yet. I have a feeling it'd be preachy.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
i thought it was quite reasonable
but i do find dawkins a bit to evangelical when on the tv
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
I might dip in when I've finished my other Thinking Books.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
It's definitely polemical
I enjoyed it but I prefer his biology stuff like the Selfish Gene.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
what's that about?
if it's not a stupid question.
edit: Fanks both - I might have to swallow my pride and read it then. But I'll do so in Emma Dawson's voice.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
It was Dawkins' rebuttal of all pro-God arguments
and pretty much said that if you believed in a religion you were narrow-minded and dim.

EDIT: I just realised that you probably meant what was The Selfish Gene about, not God Delusion. The Selfish Gene was about the gene being the unit of inheritance rather than the individual organism, so explaining behaviour that seems illogical - an individual might die to save their relatives, thus continuing the gene. Bad explanation, sorry. Good book though.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
In addition to being a shouty Non-God-Botherer
he's also more or less defined the way we think about genetics and evolution for the past 35 years or so.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dawkins#Evolutionary_biology
The Selfish Gene is a Very Good Book Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
It is, I suppose
there's nothing shatteringly new that's not been repeated in a thousand Internet Debates already; it's a decent collection of simple anti-theist responses to the main theist arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
It might be more useful to have Proper Arguments
rather than just glaring at the Overtly Religious.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
It might
but it's hard when you start from such fundamentally different positions.

I find this to be a great comfort.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
haha
I didn't know there was a proper definition for not giving two shits :P
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
ooh, now Hedonism
there's the school of thought for me.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
I was so proud when I thought of that phrase
only to find Wiki already had an entry and there's an established Church of Apatheism. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
founding a Church of Apatheism sounds like a lot of work, if I'm honest

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
Don't worry
you're already a member.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
I'd cheer, but, y'know.
Effort.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
I don't think he's so ridiculously over-exposed to that point, is he?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
I seem to run into his stuff quite often
maybe our internet paths just overlap a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
Over an hour since the last post!
So, can anyone tell me why Garnier adverts don't speak in full sentences?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
because they're aimed at people who think shampoo is genuinely important

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
Keep it simple for the simpletons?
Fine.

Now, can you answer another question: why do sofa prices always end in "nine five"? As in "this superb violet leather suite for only six nine five"?

Is it a similar thing for people who don't understand big numbers?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
yup
sounds like 19.95 if you say it one nine nine five.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
I'm not spending seven hundred quid on a sofa!
Oh wait, I'll spend it on a sofa and two pints, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
Or, more importantly, whether Jamelia has had her norks pumped up

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
They're quite impressive

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
Because they use mentopheremones in their products to give your hair all day long shine

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
It's all a load of Boswellox

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
Wrinkles reduced!
*hands in pincer-gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
HA HA

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
Because you're clearly not worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
Is that why you posted above me
you utter rotter?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
*dips your pigtails in the inkwell*
*makes a big show of DEFINITELY NOT fancying you*

*AT ALL*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
*flicks ink from hair on to your school shirt so your mum will shout at you*
*pokes tongue out*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
*smears bubblegum into your cardy*
*pokes eyes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
Miss! Miss!
Flappers is being meeeeeeean!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
yalang yalang

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
A friend of mine just msn'd me that
"north devon is so bloody inbred"

What hasn't surprised you recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
/talk
Not ONE iota.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
*says something erudite and lucid*
bet THAT surprised ya
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
here is something to suprise you, moohalaa at his birthday party
9gag.com/photo/9155_540.jpg
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
*boiks*

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
bringing sexy back?
more like a sweaty back
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
chug! chug! chug!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

chp
/DG
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
That's the best thing ever.
Why is his crotch all wet?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
I blame the Calvin Klein underwear catalogue.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
oh my good chrIIEERRRGLLGPPPPPP
*mops face*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
Happy b3taday
I bet you wish I'd never introduced you to this gaggle of awful sperm-wastes
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
3 years Wormy, 3 years.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
Bonne b3tanniversaire ma petite.
See you tomorrow arvo?

Will ring around lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
Wouldn't that cause painful suction wounds?
I am more than a little aghast.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
aghast, online?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
Quite so, young Gerry, quite so

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
a medium aghast

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
I'm not just saying this becuase it's a fat man
but that looks a bit like Mykey.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
I'm glad it's not just me thought that.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
that's not how you make a milk stout

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
*marries a woman*

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
*looks hopeful*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
BLIMEYPANTS!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
I wasn't surprised that I did a little cry when Michael Jacksons daughter spoke at his memorial

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
I think this is a woman thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)
It must be
It was sad that the first time anyone in the world hears or sees one of his children up close that it's at their dads funeral
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
Not really, what good would it have done them to be in the public eye before now?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
well no I agree
I meant that it would have been much nicer to have heard or seen them when they are much older, with their dad all happy and smiley
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
Was he physically able to smile?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
I agree with both of you.
It's sad that the only reason the world has seen them is from their dad's funerial, it's also sad that they need to be hidden because of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
We've all seen them dangling out of windows before.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
your candle day, my birthday, gosh lizzie today is just FABULOUS.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
Woop de woo doop doop!
Happy lovely fun day Declan. What have you been up to?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
work!
although I came home to baloons tied around my flat door handle by friends
who had came round during the day. :D
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
i found a photo of you at yoru birthday party
i did tweet you it, have you seen it, i laughed
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
I have
pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
ill post it on here if you like

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived) 

         (
         )\
         {_}
        .-;-.
       |'-=-'|
       |happy|
       |b3ta |
       | day |
       |T.F.D|
       '.___.'



(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
Thanks Captain!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
NOPE

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
That Torchwood is still terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
Seconded
despite me never having watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
I've just been reading Dixie Dean's wikipedia page and it says he hated the nickname "Dixie," preferring to be called Bill or Billy.
Pele has a similar complaint about his nickname, because it's essentially the Brazilian equivalent of 'gaga.'
It must be a horrible thing to be in the public eye and be known by a name you hate, but it makes me wonder why they let their clubs and countries call them by such names.

If you could pick a nickname for yourself, what would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
Karl Hysteria

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
And yes, I did just delete a thread.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
I just replied to that, you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
Well tell me what your reply was.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
Land of Sunshine - Faith No More

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
I see.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
It wasn't really worth the effort, was it?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
Probably not

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
jenpots or scaryninjalady
Hello mister, how's you and your lady? When are you visiting for cups of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
We're good, but apart at the moment :(
Won't be back in Yorkshire till the first. How is you?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
toddling along.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
Facebook drama of the evening
was caused by "i dont see y every1s cryin over a pedo lol."

This question is redundant on the internet, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
was it the text speak?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
Christ, if they're going to make a point, they should at least spell it properly.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
Was at London at the weekend. We stopped outside where they were doing the Thiller Live show
Lots of tributes.

This balding guy with a wonky eye kept walking through it yelling "HE TOUCHED KIDS!", getting all the fans pissed off.
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
Was it you?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
I bet he was jealous.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
He's touched us all, to be frank.

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
Leave Frank out of this...

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
what?
oh
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
He wanted to be called Billy?
Billy Dean?

BILLY DEAN?

What a cunt
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
He's not my girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
In fairness, he was born in 1907.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
is not my loverrrr

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
Probably Jack Action.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
I'm going for a shower.
Possibly going down the shop after.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
ace
or maybe old iron balls
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
What about Duke?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
absolutimundo me old buckeroo

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
alright, old iron balls?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
getting better :D

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
Oh my, I didn't realise [insert b3tan here] was russian.
www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
lulz
bou has been to russia
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
"good looking
"32"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
It'd be like toothless vagina dentata.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
she'd have to go to the gum clinic

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
Clever girl.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
I had my passport photo taken
I've aged rather well, considering
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
I don't care if she looks hideous
I definitely want to fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
If she coughed while you were boffing, her minge would bite your knob off.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
if I had to choose a way to lose my penis,
that'd be it
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
Sexeh

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
I bet shagging her is like dangling a steak in front of a starved Alligator

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
Steve Irwin?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
For fuck's sake!
Management wandering round a transplant ward with visitors? Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
He's got the heart of a murderer!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
Wont someone think of Infection Control?!

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
haha
raaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
Right then. What sort of music shall we have at the wake?
A merry sing song at the old joanna? A chinese Elvis? Glow sticks and hard trance?

Or Madonna's Like A Virgin on endless repeat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
Chas and Dave

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
best live act ever

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
I want to see them headline Glastonbury

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
I was fingered by Chaz when I was seven.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
Not that I mind.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
He at least had the decency to do it in a Honda Accord.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
I OWN A HONDA.
ME. ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
\\\\\\I DOnnnnt oWN A TV

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
Bad parent ^^^^^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
MUSE ARE SHIT.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
that's true
JMG, MAN OF THE PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
I'm annoyed at JMG, now.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
I really don't think so.
I'm just being an internet user.
Most controversial wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
Where was the controversy?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
Yes, yes.. MoT.
You've stuck your flag in the MUSE IS SHIT campaign twice now.
I'm replying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
I'd like to make sure that people know that I think muse are shit.
The internet can gaz me for a non exhaustive list of bands I think are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
Muse are one of those dreadful things that Internet People seem unusually fond of.
See also: Dream Theater, Dragonforce, WoW, anime.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
only if it's pre 1998 dream theater

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
No, they're shit.
Really really dreadful widdly-widdly soulless prog metal played and listening to by smelly poodle haired people in Joe Satriani t-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
It's widdly widdly nonsense at times,
and I rarely listen to it these days... but it can hardly be lumped in with Satch and co.

Before 1998 there wasn't that much widdly widdly extreme wankery... it's all there is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
There's a Dream Theater song on Guitar Hero World Tour.
It's shit
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
Also it seems a lot of the football fans who really aren't in to it on here support Spurs.
90nz0, SexFace..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
new DT album is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
Your Satriani shirt needs a wash, stinky.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
Satriani is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
they were playing at Glastonbury when I was there a couple of years ago,
but I missed them in favour of Super Furry Animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
they were good fun
which was nice
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
Stevie Wonder didn't ever want to see this day
I doubt he sees most days.....
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
Why doesn't Stevie Wonder see most days?
Is there a Stevie Wonder fact that no one has ever mentioned before on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
Magic Johnson just been talking about fried chicken...

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
That said Orlando Magic before.
Are people with AIDS allowed Fried Chicken? Magic Johnson should watch himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
MJ will be burried the way he lived,
without a brain:

www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a163925/jackson-to-be-buried-without-brain.html
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
He lives in a cellar.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
They were at Fordham Fest last year
Everybody was dancing and singing along, you can't ask much more from a live act.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
kunt and the gang

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
LEAVE SSG ALLOONNNNNNEEE :(((

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
I'd like to hear that "Lay down my chubby princess" song that is on SSG's memorial page.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
Link plz.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

goblin.gonetoosoon.org/memorial/
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
Haha oh internet. :(

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
GABBER GABBER GABBER GABBER

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
I miss DJ Hetz Hudson.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
It's what he would have wanted

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
cut out all the gabber gabber, fool

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
Vic Reeves singing in the style of a club singer

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
Oh man, they should totally play greenday's good ridance
That wouldn't be a cliechay at all, not a dry eye in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
On Friends just now
Chandler's got a new computer. 12MB RAM, 500MB hard disk. And to top it off, a 28.8kbps modem.

Oh, 1995. I remember you.
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
That's still fucking awesome these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
YEAH
YOU COULD... UPLOAD A PHOTO ON THAT BABY!
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
about 500 photos.
That's only 1/16th of what fits on a micro sd card about 1cm2
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
They are bringing out 32gb ones this year.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
I don't know if it'd be compatible with my phone,
I guess it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
I giggled at that too.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
15 years on and my phone is 64 times that.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
haha, you're watching Friends you spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
shut up shut up

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
haha my Amiga is higher spec than that

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
just a bear weeping, and wailing at the sky in grief

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
Have John Barrowman sing some shit song.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
What?
What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
it turns out that SSG was MIchael Jackson all along

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
Be a tit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
I bet he wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
Did someone peg?

(Woggy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
alright woggy

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
Right then. SSG tribute thread.
Songs about cancer/illness.

'Whilst My cock gently weeps' by the Beatles.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
"great balls of fire"
I want that played when I'm cremated, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

ma osot
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
mighty fine idea, Eddie

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
i fucking knew a pun thread was coming
:((((
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
Blame Planearm And His Exciting Life.
I wasn't joking when I said I'd rather see Friz post a thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
Everything's going pretty well in my life at the moment
I've enough attention being paid to me
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
GO ON. ASK ME WHY MY LIFE IS SO AMAZING RIGHT NOW
Geez...
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
Miscarriage?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
Amazing for him, not us.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
And gonzo and Supermatt
who are buying the little corpse to spit roast while they watch Eurotrash.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
That's the most unpleasant mental image I've ever had.
Well, apart from the one involving Syncubus and Bou meeting in the flesh.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
You would so like me to stick my middle-toe-like penis into your misses.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
Cunt

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
Well, unless she is planning on a cesarean miscarriage, I expect so.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
Try and guess what number I'm think of, and here's a clue, it's not 5.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
348

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
Nope, guess again.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
6.22

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
Is it 5?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU DEVIL MAN !
hahaha, so, family guy, yeah', it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
No it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
We had a good Family Guy vs. The Simpsons thread going last night.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
Damn, I must have missed that.
Can you run me through the highlights please.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
I got angry.
Everything else was a side issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
It was pretty much split down the middle.
Then we brought Futurama and American Dad into it.
What a thread it turned out to be!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
Futurama isn't a bad way to spend half an hour,
but it's not even on the same planet as Family Guy and the Simpsons (har har space joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
shit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
You don't need to announce yourself,
I can see your username when you post.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
that was almost as shit as Master of T... oh

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
almost,
but not quite.

It was however, as shit as mr horrible

I'm in self defense mode here
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
Carefull now, we can't have two topical cartoon debates inside the same week.
I might change my opinion or something, and Play.com haven't delivered the DVDs from yesterday's one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
Jurassic Bark is on the cartoon episode that made me drop a tear of sadness

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY !
Did anyone mention South Park?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
South park was funny when I was 12

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
Towards the end of the thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
What about Spitting Image?
Someone should have mentioned that.

I'm gutted to have missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
not a cartoon

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
king of the hill?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
IMO not very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
took itself a bit too seriously,
even up to the point of being embarrassingly moralising at times. Kind of odd for a cartoon. At least it wasn't lolwacky.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
YES ! GET-IN-THERE-TRICKY !
Right outta the ball park.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
OH man ! Let's debate this one.
I think it's still a cartoon, maybe, depends on your definition, I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
It's a puppet show.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
monkey dust

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
fucking awful

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
I've accidently started the whole debate again.
People weren't this angry last night. Except for HBLC. He was fucking tamping.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
Fuck off ya' cunt.
WHO'S A WANKER? WHO'S A WANKER? WHO'S THAT WANKER WITH A DIFFERENT OPINON TO MINE?
JackAction's the wanker with a different-opinon-to-mine.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
Aw man :(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)
Soz dude, didn't mean to harsh your buzz.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
"The baby talks."
"He says HAHA."
"And the dog talks."
"Saxomophone."
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
i just dont get family guy
its rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
it's like a cartoon sketch show
only with less than 5 minutes of actual material per episode
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
Too many cutscenes,
not enough making sense. But The Simpsons had been going on for far too long and had started to show signs of succumbing to the inevitable progress of entropy, so it made a nice change for a while before the "wtf why am I watching this?" started to set in.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
train spastic

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
Personaly, I'm quite jellous, i'ld quite like to play with a train cockpit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
fuck all in there paul
i saw just a seat and a switch. disappointed ent the word
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
haha, that's still too complicated for bogus
he's only allowed to work the ticket machine and ding the bell
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
according to gonz down there he pushes the train along too
he must be raking it in
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
Didn't you look in that cabinate where they keep the pixies and fairy dust, that controls the goblins who push the train along?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
:(
i sat in the drivers seat banging up the window like a drooling tard
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
rosalicious in 'sittiing in a different chair and trying to act normal' shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
Tumours Too Little Too Late

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
isn't this a bit insensitive?
I don't think SSG likes many of us that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
this is all a bit much.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
I'll hold you, if you like
you can brum brum one of my Matchbox cars around on the floor until it all settles down
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
Look at me, I'm SSG
Pancreatic tragedy
I'm filled with cramp
And I look like a tramp
I'm old, I'm SSG
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
I thought you didn't approve when I made fun :(

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
I do WHEN IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
Oh good. Good.

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
I'm not that tough a taskmaster really.
I'm sure Sexface has it in him to be funny too.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
See, my comedy talents usually peaks at "rewrite lyrics to songs"
It's a very half-arsed approach to comedy. But, hey, I've got a living out of it.
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
pun thread eh

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE WITH A CANCER OF THE COCK.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
Cocknubbins when did this occur??
Just logged on for first time in, like, evaaar. Please distil the last 5 years of b3ta into a single rhyming sentence. Ta.
(Danabnormal, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
that doesn't rhyme.
wotcher mush.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
Hello smelly

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
JMG JMG
CANCER OF THE SSG
FRIZ AND STICKY UP THE DUFF
ONE'S STILL BORN LUCKILY ENOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
o.0

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
WE DIDN'T START THE WOBBLE

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
I think we should do Confrontation again

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

SSG, SSG, about to die of canerous lethergeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
spam, ban, and cancer
no it doesn't rhyme. Cunt off.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
Everyone hates you.
All anyone on b3ta has talked about for the past 5 years is how we wished you were dead.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
SSG?

(Woggy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
It's like GSS, but the other way round.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
He's the opposite of Hitler.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
Hello new person with self-consciously 'edgy' username.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
We gotta get gout of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
Insulin or is you ain't my baby

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
Cancer you feel the love tonight

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
No no
Gland you feel the love tonight
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
Stuck in the middle with flu

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
this raised a smirk

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
I've got pancreatic cancer dabu dee dabu da
(eifel65 blue)
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
Anything by The Cure

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
tumours too young

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
Es Es Gee, oh Gee, King of Me, and my Willy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
Lump Bamba

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
The Darkness's "Growing On Me"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
Catheter Stevens - Pee Strain
(Peace Train)
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
I walk the red line on the floor of the hospital which guides the way to the terminal cancer ward.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
AC/DC - Givin' The Dog A Bone Marrow Transplant

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
Or ABBA's "gimme gimme gimme"
'gimme gimme gimme a double lung transplant
won't somebody help me take these shadows away
I need some new bits 'tween my 'phragm and my pharynx
or I'll have carked it by the end of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
Well I like it, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
Come on baby, do the lochemotion

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
Chemo chameleon.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
We Are Familial Adenomatous Polyposis
I got all my sisters with me
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
Carcinomatter what - Boyzone

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
I fought the cancer and the cancer won

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
Phil Collins - ECG Lover

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
WINNAR^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
Hello...is it M.E you're looking for

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
I Should Be So Leuky

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
Jolly good show.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
Cancer In The Wind

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
I just called to say the results are positive.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
Will You Still Love Me Tumourow

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
That lump made me feel queasy
Doc said "benign, completely"
and then, last night, I collapsed on the floor
so will you love me... tumourow?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
Lucy In The Sky With Diabetes.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
just call my name and I wont be there
wonnnttt bee thereeeeee
wonnnnnttt beee theeeeereeee
just call my name and I wont beeee theeeeerrrrreeeeeeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
(Tiny Cancer) Hold Me Closer

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
M.E and my girl

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
darn, you started a pun thread ages ago, it's too late to reply here with anything witty or amusing
start another one:

Butchers film club, or artists song book
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
I wasn't joking
they're actually wheeling Michael Jacksons coffin on stage now!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
OH WOW
EXCELLENT
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
I'd actually like you to start a thread now.
This one is THAT DULL
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
we need a thread about thin people, being happy, online

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
This is going to be a great puppet show,
you can see the strings though.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
oh ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
THE GUY DOESN'T HAVE A BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a163925/jackson-to-be-buried-without-brain.html
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
how peculiar.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
BRA!
IMAGINE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
it's all a hoax by the Jews
/The Goat
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
this is actually pretty good

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
I bet any money it's not actually got him in.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
Just watch
It'll be like Thriller meets Weekend at Bernie's
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
They're gonna open it!

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
Are you shit cunt's comedy account? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
do you actually do anything apart from go to work and watch television?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
It's like Hankster is right here with us

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
hold on, what?
are they doing thriller?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
Are you watching it this time, or listening to the radio version?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
Are you actually watching?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
You should watch it on arts hd
You can see the grain and eveefink

/lurk
(Danabnormal, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
I am watching it on Arts HD
BUT THERE'S A TECHNICAL FAULT! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
IT IS TRYING TO RENDER HIS FACE
YET THE PARSE AM FAIL
(Danabnormal, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
this is nuts!
tell me more!
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
My mate just said to me
"but it won't even have his brain in it!"
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
What's happening now?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
exciting stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
This is even more exciting than stories about sofas being delivered!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
Who's had a sofa delivered?
I need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
or free texts! oh man! imagine if he got free unlimited texts!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
Oh man, what an evening of internet that would be!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
they seriously should move that coffin from out the spotlight
its gonna reek in there soon!
(Danabnormal, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
Hi Folks, help required..
I've been away from B3TA for a reallllly long time and just revisited the site.
I see I have a message from a user who is no longer on the site and yes, I have trawled and found out why.
Can anybody help me get in touch with The Goat?
I just think it would be rude not to reply to it and i'd like to remedy that.
I'm sure there'll be a long list of hysterically funny responses - but if anyone could actually help - that would be great.
Then I can fuck off again and leave you to discuss biscuits in peace.
Many thanks.
(Phlash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
Never heard of them sorry.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
why would you want to get in touch with that paranoid fantasist?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
This.
with a healthy dose of "fucking that"

He's an idiot fantasist who used to gaz me abuse if I ever dared shoot down one of his tinfoil hat consiparicies or theories.

I'd suggest a course of not giving him a moments fucking thought.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
I bet you're on The List.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
what the fuck is this List?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
I bet I am.
how are you, love?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
I'm good ta. Working in a pub and pottering about doing not much.
Will have to start doing something productive come autumn though.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
back from holiday
so sulking.

And trying to work out how the sweet baby jesus my garden has become so overgrown in 2 weeks. NAPLAM TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
I'll lend you my exceptionally attractive Australian gardener if by chance you fancy a bit of perving on a man..?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
wasn't he the tin foil hat type from /links?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6282356
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
Quick
get me a beer before it starts
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
Too late, its started

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
bitter or lager?

oooh, shit, too late.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
Indeed
SADFACE ONLINE :(
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
FUCK OFF

(shitcunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
really, it's not just a clever name is it?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
He's still around I think under a different name I can't remember what

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
The Goat is actually Cuffbert and glued eel.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
He was a cunt
So he was banned.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
Sadly I cannot put you in touch with the one they call "The Goat".
However, I bid you good luck in your quest. May your britches ooze with satisfaction and may the rain of good fortune splatter your glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
I read that as "may your bitches ooze with satisfaction" and couldn't decide if that was arousing or gross.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
I can't help

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
Him?
www.b3ta.com/talk/6241258
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
KNOBBER SHIT BALLS WILLY PISS WANK FANNY ARSE

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
DEJA VU

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
Thanks guys...
...this is mainly as I prophesized... :)

But I did try.
(Phlash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

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