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A word of advice
If you have the misfortune of having an ATI Radeon card, don't bother getting KOTOR 2. It will ruin your evening.

::EDIT::

Ok, here's the translation. If you have the ATI Radeon video card, don't bother getting Knights of the Old Republic 2 (it's a computer game), it will ruin your evening.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:46, archived)
I have no idea what you just said

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:47, archived)
thnaks
I'll try to avoid that one
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:47, archived)
I don't know what any of that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:47, archived)
um...
twelve?
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:47, archived)
+ty

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:49, archived)
good point

(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:53, archived)
FUCKING NERD!!!!!!!
*tears down fraternity house*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:48, archived)
I downloaded C&C: Tiberian Sun for nowt
it's a good game.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:50, archived)
Haha
Lu didn't know who Charlie Sheen was.
So I said you know son of Martin Sheen "Who?"
Brother Of Emilio Estefez (spl) "Who?"

She is fat and stoopid
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)
mmmmmm Martin Sheen

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:42, archived)
Mr Sheen
makes things cleen
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:45, archived)
Topper Harley
would have explained it best
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:42, archived)
Not to her

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:43, archived)
He's a fucking cunt so is everybody who likes him.
"YOU ARE NOT A WOMANISER. STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE COOL, YOU FUCKING, UTTER, WANKPOT."
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:42, archived)
Mr Sheen
makes things oh so clean
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:42, archived)
CHARLIE FUCKING SHEEN!!!!!
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:45, archived)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:45, archived)
Should have punched her in the face
she's a hippy and so would have to fight back nonviolently.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:45, archived)
Good point
I shall do this next time i see her
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:46, archived)
he hasn't really been in
anything remotely interesting though, Martin however is a different he has been in 100's of movies and lots that everyone should have seen.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:48, archived)

This is a personal favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:56, archived)
Right...
Now tht I'm thinking about it, I want to know...

Where's the dirtiest place you ever done it?

Mine? On top of a toilet in a public restroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
that, but in UCL student union
and in the horribly cliched cemetary where I got covered in mud
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:40, archived)
thursday night, by any chance?
for the UCL one
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:40, archived)
nah, it would have been a Saturday
and it would have been about eleven years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:42, archived)
I was thinking thursday cos that was (maybe still is) cocktail night
very drunken, very... yunno...
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:44, archived)
I was there for some charity collection or other
I forget which
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:48, archived)
On a bus.
The 22 coming back from the trafford center. Top deck, at the back. If you've ever been on Manchester Public Transport, you'll know how dirty it is.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:40, archived)
I have...
and I do...

*ugghh*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:43, archived)
Some chavs got on though (the bus, not me), soo we stopped.
It wasn't that great anyway. Not much room for.. manoeuvre.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:46, archived)
on the roof of the building
in which Bar Italia is on the ground floor. it was winter, and therefore cocking cold.

edit: oh, and also, on another roof, this time in paris. blowjob with a view of the eifel tower. shortly after midnight on new year's eve. also winter. also cocking cold.

also at work and in a ruined castle somewhere in france.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:40, archived)
South Shields.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:40, archived)
In Comma

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)
hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)
Umm...
She's 17.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:52, archived)
up the bum
err....to a girl
(I helped save b3ta! strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)
I've never done it anywhere naughty.
/deprived
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)
up a nun's habit

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)
So presumably it was a filthy habit?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:42, archived)
don't worry, I broke it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:43, archived)
in a locked classroom at college
after hours, and at lunch.

plus my student room here, I mean, there's washing on the floor, it's a tip. haha.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)
that's naughty.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:43, archived)
Behind an Indian restaurant
Up against the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)
This is DIRTY
Because Indian restaurants are especially dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)
Hmmm
In a tent. I was hit in the head with a football. It wasn't pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)
Toys R Us invented txt spk.
0.0001% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
BURN THEM
With molten cheese, and throw hams at their remains
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:40, archived)
Behold for I am here
I am the Ear of Theb and you must fear me!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:38, archived)
*cock is still growing*

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:38, archived)
ooooh ello :)
how are you and the bearcubs?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:38, archived)
=8)
I have them tomorrow for the first weekend stayover and then its every otyher weekend WHAOOOOOO
and the bairns???
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:40, archived)
oooh great news! :D
my two are fine, especially now the nits seem to be completely gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:43, archived)
bearcubs have short hair now all the time
since M started school, I'll gmail you soon, promise
with their space hopper hats on...two minutes actually
DOH
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:47, archived)
BEAR!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
=8.)

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:40, archived)
I'm the Left Teat of Theb
Suck me.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
I am the nose of Cthulhu
and I demand babies in chilli sauce
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)
with rice

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:43, archived)
and a portion of prawn crackers

(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:44, archived)
I think the dark lord prefers
cous cous.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:45, archived)
just to add (sorry for another)
Im ashamed of my paranoia, thank you all for your loveliness, and I feel a bit shit now! Like a big fat fraud. I did the " Im just gonna walk to the shop for ciggies" test and he jumped up and has gone for me. He must be just a really miserable fucker/sexytimes not so good/mistress not up to scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:27, archived)
He's toying with you. Like a fox.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:28, archived)
*real life frowns*

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)
Good for you. I'm gonna hug your fucking slaggy face.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)
awww and it was a very dirty sexy hug too
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:30, archived)
You love it. Thus proving my theory.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:30, archived)
Oh what are on about?
it'll be fine.

Just realize that you're both dramatic and move on to another topic.

Then for good measure suck his cock in the middle of the street. I mean this seriously. Do something shocking and dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:31, archived)
DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER A BIG POO

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
public cocksucking isn't much fun you know

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
Liar.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:33, archived)
^this^
It may not be fun for you... but I LOVE public sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:34, archived)
why would I lie?
it's been many, many years since I did it, but it's never a lot of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:35, archived)
It is so.
The chance of being caught and things.

/but obviously hasn't ever, ever done this with a boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:34, archived)
I've done it on a bus and on Waterloo Bridge
it just feels too obvious, plus with the possibility of someone watching, there's the paranoia of having your technique judged
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
what test is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:31, archived)
I'm going to the shop
you want anything while I'm there?

*except cock, that goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
but what does it test for?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
he's rutting his new lady behind the off license

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:31, archived)
Nobody likes a paranoid.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:31, archived)
what?
oh... paranoid.

I thought you were talking about me there for a second....


/runs
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
Oooh can you please stop the world...

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
Whilst on the topic of odd things spotted on websites.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/tony883/Random/wtf.png


/and possibly GC: img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/tony883/Random/549536e6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:20, archived)
If anyone deletes that
They are stupid
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:21, archived)
you are correct, Car.

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)
There's a new car on the horizon. It's coming very slowly.
It makes a noise.
It has kittens painted all over it
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:31, archived)
this arouses me

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:33, archived)
put AWAY your big blue cigars...

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a Mazda?
Is it a Mazdaaaa?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2448363
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:21, archived)
well it is fun, no?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:22, archived)
I'd have thought
that the actual looking at it was more fun than the downloading.

"Ohh, 98%... 99%, come on baby, ohh!"
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:24, archived)
Women should have that feature.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:24, archived)
"5 minutes remaining"
...
"6 minutes remaining"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:28, archived)
85 hours, remaining.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)
You have reached your UseNeXT limit

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
you always win when you play with yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:24, archived)
there's bound to be blokes who race the blue bar

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:25, archived)
eBiscuit

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)
t'Biscuit
/yorkshire
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
Rich?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:33, archived)
well I am now
but when I were young we were so poor...
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:34, archived)
you had to eat poor tea biscuits.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:36, archived)
Theres probably a whole genre about it

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)
your taskbar is huge

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:22, archived)
Yeah, it has to be. Right now I have eight windows open. Six IE windows all on different websites.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:24, archived)
You mong, use IE7 and tabbed browsing.
Also, I frequently have eight or more windows open and still manage with the slim taskbar.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:35, archived)
I don't like the way the small taskbar crunches together and I'm fine with the IE windows.
It's what I'm used to. I also have Opera, Torpark Mozilla (that's FireFox with TorkPark installed) and a few others. I'm still using IE though.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
Bet it's gone now.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:22, archived)
Who ever deleted it is an idiot

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:24, archived)
This bit of wikivandalism went unnoticed for 6 weeks:
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=My_Ding-a-Ling&direction=next&oldid=70707088

Still think my version (which lasted 7 hours) was better though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:26, archived)
"^^^heheh stupid hat "
How creative.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:28, archived)
Were you here before Ding was banned?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)
Probably not.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:31, archived)
It's the sort of thing she used to say
b3ta.wiki.com/Members/Ding-a-ling_fell_for_a_ding-a-ling
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:33, archived)
wow. that is pretty odd.
August? I'd have been around. Mustn't have paid attention though. Pfft, I demand a b3ta.wiki entry =[
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
WTF?
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:43, archived)
Was Ding banned?
I thought (s)he just wandered off and disappeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:33, archived)
I understand so
then she briefly came back as Li Po Gong something or other, was not very happy, and disappeared again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
Must have been
During the eight weeks last year when I was without internet access- September/October.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
The Very Hungry Caterpillar had an excellent entry for ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:24, archived)
What's that?
You think it would be excellent to enter a caterpillar?
You are very hungry for caterpillar mimsy?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:25, archived)
Quite, clammy minge.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:25, archived)
My clitoris is a single pearl.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:26, archived)
You don't know what that book is? Blimey. It's better than the bible.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:26, archived)
Of course I know what the book is, you knob.
I was making a hilarious comment suggesting that Malchick, who is a poofaceman, would like to have sexual relations with a butterfly sprog.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:28, archived)
*shagsshagsshags*

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:28, archived)
Now try it in my bellybutton.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)
I can fit an alarming amount of my little finger into my belly button.
But that's probably because it bends the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:30, archived)
*experiments*
If I push, I can fit the whole finger in, right the way down to the base.
Without pushing, it goes in up to the first knuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:34, archived)
pfft. I didn't know that.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
whyyy?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:25, archived)

www.feralweb.com/mongdrill.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:26, archived)
I love the picture of the mental.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6256185.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:17, archived)
Shhh, she thinks she's blending in

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:17, archived)
she's having a conversation about the topic with her cunt

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:19, archived)

with in

/hazelnut in every bite blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:25, archived)
The web guys at the BBC must have a fucking laugh riot with some of their pictures.
Remember this? img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/tony883/Random/_42405407_troops_203.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:19, archived)
It's Piston_Broke!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:20, archived)
Not enough Rimmerness

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:22, archived)
Cock off, Tumnus
Don't you have little girls to kidnap?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:20, archived)
I wish I could curl up like that

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:20, archived)
It's Natalie Umbongoruler.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:20, archived)
You can't measure Um Bongo. You either are or you aren't.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:23, archived)
You can in the Congo.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:23, archived)
Way down deep in the middle?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:24, archived)
WOULD
You wouldn't even have to yell surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:21, archived)
Would





*sinks to new low*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:25, archived)
I wanna print a hoodie, what should I put on it?

(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:04, archived)
"MUGGER"

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:05, archived)
Heh - almost,

(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
racist
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
Is he a coon too?
Wow, that makes it worse/better
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:08, archived)
Coon is the bestest word EVAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:10, archived)
I think you'll find that it is in fact
"nignog"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:12, archived)
jungle bunny?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:13, archived)
best ever
HAS to be "PORCH MONKEY"

*slaps self*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:14, archived)
Oh yes
youtube.com/watch?v=PCfqeaniBno
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:15, archived)
Sound's shit on that one
try this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpGdxQ0o3l4
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:17, archived)
Probably the best bit of the film.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:17, archived)
if you ever get a chance
watch this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0080406/

or

youtube.com/watch?v=S0u7mZeCGko
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:20, archived)
I like the dialogue
But I HATE those two actors delivering it.

It's so deadpan, it sounds like a High School play.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:21, archived)
Christ on a fucking Segway
is this the staff meeting for the English National Ballet?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:18, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh come on mate,
It's Haliburton.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)
I still want to join the Nig-Nog Club.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:13, archived)
Me too!!!!
*looks for club*
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:14, archived)
would make badge but goes to eat instead...
Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:15, archived)
Hahahahaha, this is perfect

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:10, archived)
PLEASE PUNCH ME IN THE FACE - HARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:05, archived)
damn you old man!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
Surely blank ones already say that?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
Cap'n cap'n cap'n cap'n cap'n.
How's life? I noticed Spud's band has a gig on the calendar :)
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
I'll plunder your booty

edit: oh! I genuinely read that as 'pirate hoodie'

*spacks*
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:05, archived)
What colour is it?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:05, archived)
Black

(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
Fuck your mums war on terror
That wasnt an insult to you, thats an idea for the print
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
is it extra, extra, extra large?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
um... no

(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:10, archived)
"I'M THE ONE THE DAILY MAIL WARNED YOU ABOUT"

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:05, archived)
Hehe - sooooo tempting

(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:12, archived)
I like your earlier put-down to 90Nz0.
A masterpiece, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:17, archived)
'PUNCH ME'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
'IT'S LIKE A FORESKIN FOR MY TORSO'

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
yeeeaaah... but no...
v
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:08, archived)
HA!
Best one yet
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:08, archived)
My mom went to Hot Topic
and all I got was this goddamned black hoodie.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
Look it's me trying to look young in a hoodie
www.flickr.com/photos/globalhumbug/60411004/in/set-1313868/
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
I've never wanted you more

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
and on a B3taday
what a magnificent pressie!

*jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:13, archived)
And failing...
How many pubs did we get thrown out of that evening?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:08, archived)
I seem to remember a good night was had by all.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:09, archived)
It was indeed a good night :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:12, archived)
not to mention escorted away from primary schools

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:09, archived)
CHAV!
That is all...

*awaits abuse*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:09, archived)
I thought it was fancy dress.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:10, archived)
well it is
if you're an Easty.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:13, archived)
A jolly hilarious jape if I may say so myself!
Hawhawhawhawhaw.
*adjusts monacle*
*rogers small ethiopian serving boy*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:19, archived)
Look it's me looking like a crack whore in a hoodie
img233.imageshack.us/my.php?image=passportphotonn5.png
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:17, archived)
'My Dad's cock tastes like your nan's twat'

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
Fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
All fact

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:15, archived)
Bluewater Security

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
"My urine tastes of clams."

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
Only because you've got a clammy fanny.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:10, archived)
I also have lobsters for tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:13, archived)
Boobsters?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:15, archived)
Keep going
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:16, archived)
My Clam tastes of Urine

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:10, archived)
you are an otter
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:11, archived)
Now I'm sooooooo tempted to put 'you are an otter ' on it...

(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:13, archived)
Hello woof.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:14, archived)
hello!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:16, archived)
100% ASBO

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:10, archived)
I've
already though of lots of ASBO puns, but though they where eather too chavvy, or likely to get me lynched by chavs...
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:12, archived)
with the right logo mark and the words underneath it
Just Niked it
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:14, archived)
IPSWICH TOUR 2006
5 and counting...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:13, archived)
"Secret Ginger"

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:20, archived)
I must be brokened
hubby doesn't love me no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
Im sorry to hear that

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
Oh well
I bet it was good while it lasted.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
I'm not surprised, you fucking slag.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)
Blimey.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)
I didn't meeeean it Sp@m.
I'm sure you're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)
Jesus christ this is B3ta
not trisha,

I wouldn't take ANYONE seriously on here not even myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:01, archived)
Hussy.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:03, archived)
fussy

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:08, archived)
hahaha
shit - NAILED.
Im not sure if he's taking the piss, its not something that he would normally joke about but he has a glint.

Maybe he wants "make-up" sexytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:00, archived)
Is that when you put make up on him
and he wears your undies?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:01, archived)
don't stop...

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:04, archived)

Make-up sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:01, archived)
I like that you called him Steve.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:03, archived)
I always forget that it's actually MY name, because I never use it.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:05, archived)
Then you're a bit of a spack really.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
Certainly am. And you love it.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:11, archived)
Make up
homepage.ntlworld.com/djrich999/Oxford/slides/2005_0604Image0015.html
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:03, archived)
can you see mykey and TMB giving him the eye in that picture?

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:04, archived)
I thought they were eyeing up chobb.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:05, archived)
TMB might be
but I'd like it much better if he were eyeing up malchick
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
Oh yes.
All is revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
Fucking hell, I was so thin there.
You can see the remnants of my old fat on my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
God I look young there.
My hair is good though. It looks like it was dyed. Which is a bit weird as it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:19, archived)
That's a very odd comment, given that you aren't on that picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
just take it up the wrong 'un

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)
Works every time.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:00, archived)
I can see why he might feel that way if he's referred to as 'it'

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:02, archived)
You forgot to finger his arse on the vinegars?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:00, archived)
Thats not funny.
Thats a horrendous mix of emotions. I disapprove.

Sp@m: Its a terrible thing to find out. And you cant be that brokened.

/awaits nekkid pikchars
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/2448244
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:02, archived)
Shocked.
SHOCKED!
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:04, archived)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:05, archived)
smear yourself back to mutual desire

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:00, archived)
JEEZ!
If there ever was a night for pub, this would be it...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2448042
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:01, archived)
That made me do a real life frown
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:01, archived)
Giant bunny approves of this ac
*approves*

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:02, archived)
Easty approves of this approval.
*big rubber stamp with 'approved' on it*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:05, archived)
Malchick approes of this approval of this approval.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:06, archived)
Giant bunny wants voltan back

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:07, archived)
voltan wants a small padded cell, with pictures on the walls
and rubber on the floors.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:09, archived)
Easty wants his baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back
baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:09, archived)
you dropped this
'ribs'
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:11, archived)
I heard it took him ten minutes before he tried to eat his own head.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:14, archived)
Well, not quite rejects this approval..
and dismisses it as HERESY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:08, archived)
I can help

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:03, archived)
I actually think he does
he is just confused, either that or I am, we havne't spoke much this evening (this isn't like us at all) so maybe I am being paranoid, he hasn't said it outright but you know when you get that feeling :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:05, archived)
Lovin' you is easy 'cos you're...

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)
using lube

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
bah

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:00, archived)
lubricated.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
a mong
/looks for Comma
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
What the fuck do you want?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)
Sweet chocolate love.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:01, archived)
*points at qotw*
*points at cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:03, archived)
a fucking fat fish.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
hung like a donkey

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
unconcious

(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
too fat to move without tearing major organs away from their fatty gristle-encrusted moorings

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
Pure poetry.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)
Druidifuuuuuuuuuuuuul
dood'n doood'n dooo dooooooo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
Angelina Jolie

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)
Comatose

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:00, archived)
Mute

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:02, archived)
Looking the other way

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:02, archived)
Rich

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:01, archived)
*awards prize*

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:03, archived)
Yay!
is it a cash prize?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:28, archived)
could anybody tell me
what song this might be? It's something fairly recent, and I think it's a female RnB artist. The notes repeat like that for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)
Is it being played with a head dobber?

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)
"It's something fairly recent, and I think it's a female RnB artist"
Good luck getting anyone to tell it apart from anything else
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)
Ask a chav, they're into that kind of thing

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
And coons like fried chicken!
*stereotype Friday continues*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)
You could have given us a tad more to go on than that.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)
..you got a link to the *actual* song.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)
I have just listened to it.
It's 16 seconds of very quiet piano.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
lol oh.
I'm too lazy to d/l it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)
Happy b3taday!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)
Cheers 'merkin dude.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
sounds like a pianoey
version of that Desré song from Romeo and Juliet

edit: 'I'm kissing you'
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
the Baz Luhrmann version?

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)
This. So fucking hard it came out of her throat.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
shall investigate!
ty :)

/ed: WINNAR! apologies for wankey imagery - only version of the audio I could find...
(I helped save b3ta! cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:00, archived)
absolutely no idea.
isnt there a website for this kind of malarkey?
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
you need these guys
though I think they may all be near dead (or dead)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Music
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
or never mind the buzzcocks

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)
they have the advantage of mostly being alive

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)
Kersal Massive Vs Mary J Blige

(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)
there was a phone number you could call and play a track to
then they text you the name and artist. I can't remember it though
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)
SHAZAM
2580 I think
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)
SHAZAM!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn8PJ4AEhmY
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:03, archived)
2580
'straight down the middle'
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
Shazam...
2580, but it has to be the actual song.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)
that last cadence doesn't sound right

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)
not sure of
it either...
(I helped save b3ta! cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:01, archived)
What mythological beast would you most like to have as a pet?


Also, I just caught a black bass in Animal Crossing. My character said, "that couldn't be any more bass!"
RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)
Come Together has a lot of bass.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)
Minotaur

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)
this
times a million million million

or cyclops
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)
A medusa, a frankenstein or a dracula.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)
You've made two glaring errors.
Error 1: Frankenstein is the name of the creator, not the monster.
Error 2: Frankenstein is a zombie. He's a type of zombie. It's like people who say "tannoy" when they mean "public address system". Tannoy is a BRAND NAME.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)
I must go and Hoover.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)
Why's everyone staring at me?
I'm not having a go, I'm having a pop at the undead! Do you see any upset zombies around here?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
Only the one.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:59, archived)
you could say Error 2 for the other two
medusa was a gorgon and dracula's a vampire
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)
I was doing Partridge though.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
my willy

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)
I thought you said "Free Willy". I thought "wtf? wasn't the whale real?"

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
Whales are just really fat fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)
they'll fucking grumble quietly if they hear you say that

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
You want their blowholes
and blubbery cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:58, archived)
Your willy is mythical?
Apocryphical - maybe, illusory -probably. But mythical?

Mine is merely Legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)
I'd like a dinosaurus.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)
hmmmm that's a good question
so many to choose from! unicorn, Pegasus, hypogriff, dragon...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)
Unicorns - the rubbishest of all the mythical beasts.
A horse. With a horn on its face. Wowzers.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
they'll fucking cut you if they hear you say that

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
the ones with wings are cool though

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)
They're not unicorns, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)
Indeed
they're pegasusasuses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)
That's Pegasus

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)
aye but they kill men with extreme prejudice
and are nice to womanly-types.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)
They also have lion tails and antelope feet.
But I agree, still rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:57, archived)
Not strictly mythological
I want Danger Mouse as my pet
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)
Cerberus
But he'd have to be called Tyson instead
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)
Triple the rape charges,
but double the defence witnesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)
*barks*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)
A pygmy elephant

(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
one you could ride to work on?

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
smaller
It would be roughly 1 meter high.

And he would run around the house, hapily blowing his little trunk.
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)
one that can be used as a footstool

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
I would say a hobbit

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
I'm getting WarioWare: Smooth Moves tomorrow.
I hope it will be sufficiently AWESOME.

EDIT: I apologise, I didn't pay any attention to the subject line and went on the conversation topic of Nintendo. That's why you put the question at the end.

A gryphon.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
The universe is awesome
Curing cancer is awesome. A game is mildly diverting

/perspective
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
Gryphon
Mine's called Gavin

www.deviantart.com/deviation/6003422
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)
Heheh, nice.
When giving out dA urls, though, you can cut off anything after the deviation number (just put www.deviantart.com/deviation/6003422/, cut off the rest).

Also, pedant time: griffins (griffons, gryphons, whatever you like to call them) have eagle-y front feet. If all four of its feet are lion-y, it's an opinicus. Though technically an opinicus should have a bear's tail. Opinincuses can also have dragon/serpent heads instead of eagle heads, and they can be shown with or without wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:03, archived)
oooooo lots of useful info
opinicus you say? Never heard of them, and I thought I knew quite a bit about mythical beasties.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:30, archived)
I hate the whole "must go out on Friday" BS.
I really hate the way that not going out on Friday or Saturday night is
pretty much 'frowned upon' by people. The fact is, I go out a fair bit during
the week and at the weekends, I'm too tired to bother going out. If I wanted
to go out, I would, so hassling me and ringing me *all* the time to see
if I'm going out, will do nothing at all to change my opinion.

Somebody, hold me? =[
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)
Who frowns on you?
The fools.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
I never go out at all, ever.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
this
but simply because I am like tony, I hate "following" I don't buy "trendy" clothes or any of that shit it pisses me off. If someone wants to frown on anyone for wanting to there own thing they can fuck off!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)
I do really.
I lied.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)
It's so hard to pick up sarcasm on B3ta, I honestly have no idea if you're taking the piss.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)
Most of the time neither do I
but in this instance I am actually being serious, £20 for a top for me is a fucking rip off im a "next" girl, and thats only because they do a good "petit" range....

and no! im not "cock height"
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)
^THIS^

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
this
only cos im broke
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
ignore peer pressure

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
If I didn't, I wouldn't be sat on b3ta at 9.45pm on a Friday night,

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)
^ this

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)
put AWAY your big blue cigars...

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)
Look who you're telling.
Silly man.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)
oh dear, your friends are such terrible bastards

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)
I know. Trying to make me go out and be 'friendly'. It's disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)
Throw hams at them

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)
I would, but they're in town now.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)
Lucky you to have such pals
who are interested enough to ring you up & get you to come out.

Just say that you're sick
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)
I prefer the "Go to hell. I want to stay in and have a wank marathon" thing.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)
One of the benefits of living alone
is that I'm sitting naked and cross legged in front of an open fire, eating chicken drumsticks.

Beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)
I don't live alone but I still sit about naked
no open fire and bleh to chicken drumsticks
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
That's an image I didn't need. At all.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
^ This.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)
DELL CAN FUCK OFF
I've alway said how ace they are, til I just tried to get through the "customer support" bit of their website
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
They value your call, and will answer as soon as a trained Indian monkey
is available to take your call.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)
Fucking battery lasts 35 seconds after unit being unplugged
What pointy is a portable machine with no fucking cunting fucking power
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
On a palmtop or notepad?
Either way it's shit.

*fumes for you*
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)
Lappy

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
Hardly fit for purpose, then.
Burn them.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)
Dell are fucking shite. Don't buy a fucking Dell.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
Works perfectly fine apart from the above

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)
If all you're using it for is to e-mail, write stuff and surf, then they're okay.
It's just if you want to maintain control over.. any technical
aspect of your computer, they're shit. Even standard PCI cards don't
fit into the cases.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)
Erm
mine does
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)
Lucky bastard,

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)
I'm watching Gremlins with a purring cat on my lap
safe in the knowledge that my fridge is full of alcoholic liquids. Doesn't match yours, but its all good.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
Your beer is full of alcoholic liquids?
Edit: not ninja enough Sir
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)
*ninjas*
..and happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)
Cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)
I've shit myself for warmth and food

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)
I do that
but in front of an open computer with a gif of a fire.

And chicken wings and chips, not drumsticks.

/student
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)
you're going to have to stop with this fried chicken shit business, sonny

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)
HA NO.
I love it. I have a psychological addiction to it.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
I just watched 'Supersize me' for like the third time.
The moral: If you eat take out, YOU DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)
I broke into your local chicken empoultrium and sat naked and cross legged in front of an open fire, rubbing myself with chicken drumsticks.

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)
empoultrium is the word of the day

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
I wouldn't want to
Your willy is too hot to beat right now.

Didn't anyone tell you to NOT leave your irons in the fire, dear boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)
I ate an un-christian amount of pizza

(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
I'm Naked..
Crossed legged
Fire to the right
Simpsons ahead and on the telly
Laptop warming my balls
Kebab warming my tongue
"bierra moena" Foreign weird beer calming the flames


Mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
think of all the sperms your laptop's killing with its warmth

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
Trust me...
...The world is safer with them gone!!

The Holyrood? havn't heard that name since... Since.... Well since they turned it into a horror place call Ben Crouch....

Am I mal-placed ?
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:02, archived)
HolyRood
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/4874

....

www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/comments.shtml/2115/
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:08, archived)
Wrong city....
Fitzrovia /= Edinburgh
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:11, archived)
I am...
...Mal-placed :)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:16, archived)
I tripped over a kerb.
And LOOK!
How much of a spack are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
You utter mong.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
you have to slice that off before the eggs hatch out of it

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
Sweet christ.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)
It really hurt. Then I walked to the hospital, which made it feel better, but I was there by then, so I had it checked anyway.
Just a sprain.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)
Jesus fucking christ!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)
I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE IT.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)
TOUGH. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CLICK, ANYWAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
IT COULD HAVE BEEN A PICTURE OF A KITTEN YOU FELL ON AFTER TRIPPING.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD. BUT NO.
I blame Mrs M. I was on the way to the post office to post a letter to her.
It's all good though, because the stamps are Beatles album covers, which I didn't know, and it made me grin. I have 3 With The Beatles stamps left. I almost got Sgt Pepper, but alas, I was too early.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)
poor naive hoohah

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
that looks broken and swollen and wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)
I would say sprained rather than broken

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/2448058
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
as I said
Nurse Vikki

*straightens white stockings*
*smooths uniform*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)
put cold (but not frozen) stuff on it and take some ibuprofen
/Nurse Vikki
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
you idiot
I think that's because you function better when drunk.

This is an undisputed fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
I got drunk last night after I got rejected
Fell over and smashed my face and my specs, which are going to cost me 300 quid to replace tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
are they made of gold and unicorns?

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
Have you not got home insurance?

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)
Errr yeah
Not sure it covers them
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)
Home insurance doesn't usually cover specs.
(Or didn't in my case).

And £300 for a pair of specs is about right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
Mine are cheapish and they cost me £177.01.
It was the penny that was the kicker.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)
My posh (work) pair were £380
My fucking-around pair were £210...

/has spent too much money on glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)
I get the thin lenses
Otherwise I look ultra-spacky instead of just spacky. The thin lenses cost a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
This.
Plus I get the scratch resistant coating

/cleans glasses with T-shirt blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)
Boots Opticians tried to force me to buy some last time I went for a sight test
despite the fact that £300 is more than a month's rent for me.

Their sales must have been down, they've never tried such a pushy sell before.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)
Boots are rubbish anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)
JESUS
That's like a million American Monopoly dollars!

Tell me all about your evening on teh GAZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
Will you be well enough
to come to the football?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
I will, but I doubt my wallet will be.
I'll get on the phone to Mother Hen tomorrow and ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
I'll need to know by midday,
give us a text if you would :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
Shall do.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
you got attacked by a giant keyboard feeding from your blood?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)
You have photographic evidence, it would appear, to support
the fact I'm not as much as a spack as you

"Yeah, but you're old, etc, etc"
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)
You live with Tara. That's proof enough that you are a complete spack.
*awaits death*
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)
Alright
which of you sods misses me, eh? I need love, and not the kind that requires lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:31, archived)
I miss you
only because my aim is shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
sulpherlove only requires some matches.

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
Sulpher love?
I'm intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
sorry, love causes cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
and rythmn is a dancer

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
that causes cancer too

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
what doesnt these days?
i heard AIDs can cause it
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)
only the BAD AIDS
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)
The good AIDS does too.
If you catch it through your belly button.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
David Bowie is a prancer

(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
me
but my aim is improving.

*luffs*
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
*luffs back*
I miss placing my cock whistle between your plastic norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:37, archived)
I may aswell do this before anyone else does
whistle plastic

How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
Meh...
It gets worse by the day over here.

But I have resoluted that I shall indeed have a better 2007.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
Im "fairly" new to /talk but I shall miss you
just to make you happies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
awwwwwwwwwwww

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:36, archived)
well..
I certainly don't miss YOU!

Of course I do
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:37, archived)

Emo
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)
More Gothic than emo.
but I feel most of my good "hanging out" friends are there...

And I'm here.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
I love you
I'm gonna marry you remember? Especially now as the IT Guy "isn't ready for a girlfriend".

Why can't man just be honest and say "EEWWW I WOULDN'T GO NEAR YOU, YOU MAKE MY BELL-END SHRIVEL UP"
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)
1) Learn to stretch your minge about 3 feet wide
2) Break into his flat, naked
3) Hold onto his ceiling
4) When he walks in, let go
5) Envelope him whole
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
Pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
For all you know, it could be shrivelled up already and youve saved yourself a lot of hassle
plus nice sig :-)
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
AWww.. I wouldn't say that
You were there, weren't you?

On the 20th?

YAY for love and marriage!

WHo will be my best man?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
I dont know if i should complain
and some of you may have experienced similar things, but...
Today at school, I brought in the b3ta sick joke book for a fellow b3tan, later on I noticed some guy holding it beside my bag.
'Where did you get that!' exclaimed I.
'W.H.Smith' said he
I checked my bag, and sure enough, my copy was still there.
By the end of the day, his book had circulated the entire year, and now everybody thinks they're a fucking comic genius.
Pack of bloody German bastards
(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:27, archived)
oh fuck there's no getting that respect back now. start the killing its the only way
ps black trenchcoats are cool
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:30, archived)
If I had a black trench coat
I'd put under-lighting in it so it looked like I was floating on a cushion of light.
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:32, archived)
I misread that as udder-lighting

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
+n

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)
Cows. Is there anything they can't do?

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)
they can't squirt bolts of lightning from their teats,

silly woodside.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:36, archived)
quiet, Undulating

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
It's like runway lighting, but to guide your mouth to the nipple.

(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)
It beats echolocation

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:36, archived)
But BUT BUT
*prefect moment*

When shitty arsed teachers confiscate his and whoop his ass you can be the dude then and say - "how shit is he"
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
what? I want him to KILL his family KILL his classmates and KILL himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
BUT
*voice of reason post*

if he did that then he wouldn't see how fantastic being the1st bookholder is.

Anyway I think that respect comes from not only being a wanker but a background one at that. That way everyones surprised when you do something wankerish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)
i don't understand, where is all the killing in that

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
Teachers are allowed to nick copies of the B3ta sick jokes book?
Why don't they buy their own copies?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:37, archived)
Because thats what they do
My SIL is a chemistry teacher and head of yr 11 and she's always showing me the best stuff she's confiscated. the best one was one of the those remote control watches. Some of her kids were doing a video blog and she kept stopping it and they daft bastards didn't have a clue.

WORDS!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
yeah I get the same thing with bands I like
or films.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:31, archived)
it's hard being a trendsetter. start a deathtrend.
ps black trenchcoats are cool
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:32, archived)
This
Just seem to attract them....
(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:32, archived)
did you post something similar to this yesterday?
or is the book going around all UK sixth forms?
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:31, archived)
This happened today
my heart goes out to the person who posted yesterday
(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:33, archived)
ok
unless the other poster was your arch nemesis from today
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:34, archived)
*puts on black trench coat*

(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)
just remember to save a bullet for yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:36, archived)
And if i just have one to begin with?

(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:37, archived)
line everyone up in a row. make sure your first though

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
you should gouge out their eyes for this disgusting travesty
the dirty fucking readers
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:32, archived)

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