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He's been around...

a bit longer than I realised...

(Scribble, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)

haha

ace!

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

that's absolutely brilliant

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

coffee through nose

moment

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

just because it comes in a powder

doesn't mean you can snort it

edit: spazz moment there

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

beg

pardon?

(sniff)

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)

he's wearing kinky boots!

/honor blackman and patrick mcnee

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

Lovely, Lanky Thigh Boots.

That is all.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

He's not.

They look more like calipers - or are they kinky to your mind?

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)

mmmmmmmm

cripples

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:45, archived)

Ah.

Okay then.
*backs away slowly making sure not to limp*

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)

ahhh come on

after all they can't run away

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

Ah yes, makes them the idea

mate for a b3ta male. :)

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

Arf!

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

Marvelous :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)

have you found all the ash filled glasses we hid in all your ornaments

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)

Most of them.

And I still have your butt-plug.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)

yes it was a crasy night.

have you found the colombian gigolo we hid in your fridge?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)

Not yet,

although I've seen the footprints in the butter.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)

all 3 of them?

tom well hung.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)

yes, i am

but how did you know?

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atomboy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

what

is your problem with this kid... is he your son or somthing?

(STINK_BOMB, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)

some day i'll flyyyyy awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

i made it as small as i could...sorry

edit: better?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)

363k?

Hahaha...Dialup people are gonna kill you!!

With spoons!

[edit] it is nice though... :-) Maybe reduce the colours, and get rid of dithering?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)

ooo...

that could hurt a but!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)

*dialupper goes to sharpen his spork*

damn you said spoons

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)

shoved down her bell-end (or any other bit manly or womanly)!

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Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

*cough*

her
*cough*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)

it's lovely

but it is huge! what did you make it in?

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)

composed the frames in photoshop

and imported them into flash

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

argh!

flash is terrible for optimising! do you have imageready?
or even animation shop?

edit: anyway, your problem here is that flash is optimising each frame individually, rather than optimising for the animation as a whole. that pushes the file size up massively

edit2: yeah that is a bit better, but you should really try to keep files around 150-200K. you'll probably get away with it though ;)

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

I think I recognise those butterfly wings.

I think it's the same butterfly I used in m3tatw33n 4.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

this is my b3ta tribute

(moose monkey, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

very nice

very nice indeed.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)

Lovely.

Threadjack:

On the telly just now, it seems that someone has climbed the gates at Buck House and has chained themeselves thereto. Fantastic! Democracy in action! No idea why, though. I mean, you'd think they'd have had a clear, simple message, like "Cock Off!" to unfurl rather than a complicated statement woven into a flag that flaps about, wouldn't you?

chance_missed:=yes.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)

Mmmmmm.... Britney's Pears...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

Nice

melons

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matsimpsk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

watermellons?

(i certainly would)

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

is that outfit real?

its very shiney

woo

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

Yes!

It's like my dreams are becoming reality :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

Bring back Spandex!

Lovely tight spandex jeans with the patch pockets. I used to like them. Perhaps too much.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

Mmmmmm....spandex....

...Though the boots she's wearing in this outfit probably wins...

Mmmmmm...thigh high, tight, shiny rubber boots...

*drool*

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)

I feel a meme coming on.

I need to subvert fashion to ensure that women dress like they're in a Nolan's video all the time.

I mean, if they can be convinced to wear a skirt and trousers at the same time, eh?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)

he he he

she likes fruit, alright, this ones a peach.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

That's no peach!!!

;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

!!!

hee hee! dildo!

(moose monkey, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)

yeh baht!!

wow yaay

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)

must be obsessed...

Drew this while watching telly when supposed to be working in the pub.
Yes, it's another dragon. No it's not wanking

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SarahRatt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

arty!

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bnt what, me worry?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)

what's that game

where small badly-animated people throw snowballs at each other in a clicky manner?

someone emailed it me a couple of years ago, it would be nice for all the family to gather round and play it this yuletide.

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

google says

www.nny.com/holiday/snowcraft.htm

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rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

www.badlyanimatedsnowballs.com

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

liar!

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)

yay eric morris just came on winamp

so i can't be annoyed at you

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

dear god

were you exciting him?

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_null_, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

well it was achallenge given that he's dead but

i managed... i'll have to send the skin to the drycleaners now

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

Anti Anti Bush Demo

(Dr_Seuss, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

controversial

but the boy's face is diamond

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

i thought it was made of flesh

but I could be wrong

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

You were the topic of some debate

in the pub over the weekend you know?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

did you have one on me?

(pantseatflyer, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

Naturally.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

that's the spirit.

(pantseatflyer, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)

wow

sounds like I missed a great party ;)

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rogan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)

there was vibrating bed fun

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)

the question raised by this picture is

of course:

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

seens there have been no posts for about 5 mins

(although, now that i have posted this a few new ones will appear, damn sods law)

was popbitch made after b3ta or vise versa?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

Vice versa.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

*Vice* versa

indeed!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

popbitch is older

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

popbitch came first I believe

though I wasn't around at the time, so it could just be ~~heresy~~ hear say

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

Well, whaddya know,

you were right. Like busses.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

they gave b3ta a lot of promotion in the early days, apparently

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

Home time already?

night

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

It's how I came to find my way to b3ta.

Via their newsletter, which I no longer get mainly coz it's shit and full of NSFW links.
Edit/ Night night DB. Don't forget Steps still love all their fans, especially you.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

can't wait

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Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

line dance revolution?

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_null_, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

I thought it said that

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

the mat would be one long

plastic thing

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

duck duck revolution?

oh, line dance revolution...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

yay for dancing games

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

bravo

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

ich bin einen reposten whoren

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

Dance dance revolutionary

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

HAHAHA

classic

(Fazz, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

Honk!

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matsimpsk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

what a great Playstation game that'd be!

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Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

i can see konami

snapping that one up.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

i thought

that would not only be a bit obvious, but also imply that it wouldn't live up to the first.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

hooray!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

Noooo - I now have

'Achy Breaky Heart' going round and round in my head at the mention of Line Dancing.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

Anyone who missed Line Dancing 1

look in my profile

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

it reminds me of the old GPO films done by Len Lye.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

Haven't heard of them : explain

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

Pah!

education is wasted on people theses days.

Click here to be enlightened

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

cool

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

i should have gone to specsavers

i read that as "look in my dog buttocks"
no, really.

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

nooo! i'm hearing it too!

* wanders off muttering "must kill self..." *

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Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

take dogsbuttocks with you

he started it, he deserves to die.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

don't worry

just think of Steps!
5, 6, 7, 8!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

ooh Tragedy!

When the feeling's gone
And you can't go on..

Thanks DB, that's much better. Luckily I don't know '5,6,7,8' but anything will do rather than Billy Ray Cyrus.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

oh, it's great

My boot scooting baby is d-riving me crazy
My rodeo romeo,
Cowboy dressed from head to toe
Gotta step in time
Gonna make you mine
5,6,7,8!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

*De-lurks*

MAKE IT STOP!!!

*Re-lurks and now with added rocking backwards-and-forwards*

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

NO!

Tush pushin'
Thunder footin'
Cowgirl twistin'
No resistin'
Drum bangin'
Steel twangin'
Two steppin'
End to end,
Hardwood crawlin
Some four wallin
Rug cuttin'
Cowboy struttin',
Burnin' yearnin'
winding grinding,
Let's begin the dance again

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

Yeee - haw!

Still, seeing as I don't know the tune, it won't be sticking in my head driving me mad for which I am deeply grateful.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

I'll buy you the album

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

Yay!

The Best of Steps (sic) for Christmas from Dutchbird, what more could a girl ask for.
Does it tell you how to do the dances too?

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

but it comes with its own 5year old who will

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

That's alright as long as

I'm not expected to keep it past it's usefulness.

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MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)

THIS IS THE SEQUEL

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

dum.

Lazy zeppelin ;)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

haha!!

you cannot escape my wrath!!

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

lol

out loud chuckle

(BigBobbyh, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

well

now i'm certain that it's real

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atomboy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

you better believe it

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

NOOO TURNIP HEAD!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

Best not have anything against

turnips

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

I'm glad you clarified that...

...in the filename.

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

i just

wouldn't have understood otherwise

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

I did

yesterday

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

he seems

to have lost his fez

(BigBobbyh, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

very woo indeed in a scary way

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

blimey

*scared and strangely aroused*

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

graped?

graped hard?

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

i may never

take a comfortable pee again

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

Now that did

make me laugh

oh yes it did.

woo!

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jsut peopel, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

if only the movie was like this

(STINK_BOMB, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

which movie is that?

is it the new matrix one? when neo has his eyes befuzzled?

and smith was a tramp for some reason?

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

its was

its was finding nemo

(STINK_BOMB, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

silly

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

why did you say "Its was" twice?

that doesn't even make sense.

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Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

anger

management.

probably

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

yes, "its was"

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Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

i would guess this chap is about

11/12. what do you expect?

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dipdapdop, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

young doesn't have to mean dumb

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

i have to agree

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Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

true

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

unemployed means dumb

/meanie

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

arf

If neither me or nicola has a job by the end of jan - we're going travelling

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

I have learnt

from the master

/cackhanded compliment

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

knew I had to be good for something

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

1112?

I'm surprised he's able to move at that age

boom-boom

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

wrong competition there

in fact, its a normal post.

oh, and don't post PNG files, especially 115KB ones. try exporting as a JPEG for stills, and GIF for animations

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

and what is wrong with png?

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

i prefer em to static gifs

personally

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

s'right

none of this 1 bit transparency bollocks

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

and as a bonus

the word ping is extremely satisfying to say

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

but png files always seem to be a bit bigger than

their jpg eviqualents.

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

it depends enitrely on the image

they're good for ones where you've put a jpeg onto a static coloured background or something

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

you get good quality from them

but I don't think you get the same levels of compression.
Though I must admit I've only used them a few times, then I normally do animations.

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

I love them

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

you love transparent bollocks?

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

who doesn't

they're not exactly pretty.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

nothing per se

except they bork up in some versions of mozilla. (my binary asked for a plugin for it, fer chrissakes)

plus that one is huge for its dimensions.

anyway, i save ALL of my images in png, but i remember to export them that's all.

we were all n00bs once

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

fireworks?

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

png for my fireworks

and obviously psd for photoshop, but i import into fireworks anyway for better compression.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

better compression from fireworks?

i always used to go the other way... i'd make anims then go to imageready/photoshop for compression

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

ah yes

but my copy of photoshop is utter bum poo anyway, damn kazaa...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

errrr.... i hesitate to ask but

is there another sort of poo?

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

bum poo

the poo excreted by the homeless

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

churely

all photoshops are alike, kazaa or not?

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dipdapdop, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

try running it under wine in linux

and say that

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

it has a dodgy

"haXX0red" .exe

i really should reinstall...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

nope

expecially so for the latest version. (dodgy cracks)

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

you mean like

builders?

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atomboy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

yes

yes it was

(STINK_BOMB, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

nice pic ;)

if you export as a jpg, the image will be about 10% in filesize.

glad to have you on board!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

Photos work better as jpgs

whilst vector images should be gifs or pngs.
In this case a jog would be about 16k and a 8-bit png about 25k, but the quality's not as good.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

if the source is bad though

there's little difference

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

If you export as a 8-bit png

they're generally smaller than gifs.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

true

but 16-bit ones go over the top

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

png...

...is perfectly acceptable in my book.

It is a little large for a still pic though.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

found him !

hee hee...

edit your post and make it "a normal post" not a competition entry though...

(schminkypinky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

ahem compo?

wooyay

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

Tj, sorry

Has anyone else seen a film called Intimacy?

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

has

anyone seen a cat called jeffery

(BigBobbyh, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

I've seen a house fly...

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

i saw one called

jeff... that him?

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

its

definitely jeffery he wrote my number down and was supposed to get back to me for a quote to rpair my roof

(BigBobbyh, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

a cowboy cat.

they're the worst

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the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

Yeah

In fact I used to live round the corner from where it was filmed...

I thought it was a tedious load of old cranberries, to be honest.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

yeah

if that's the Timothy Spall one.

's okay in a sub Mike Leigh type way.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

yeah

that's the ticket

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

Yup

Depressing

(

Duncan Disorderly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

what the fuck has that to do with victorians and the internet?

(

Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

he he he...

...html doesn't work in the subject field ;)

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

does in the message field though ;)

(

Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

well i was looking for a victoryen walking pass it but then i came to a hobo and ot looked better

(STINK_BOMB, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

why's that in the competition?

(

new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

how the internet used to work

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

a1!

hummus filled delight there!

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

hehe!

www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

its funny cos its true

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

haha

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

P2P

protocol?

Yay

(

sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

pfft!

(

Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

and the regulars would still tell you to watermelon off

(

rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

that made me laugh

a lot

(

new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

heheh. That man at The Internet has got

a nasty look in his eye - don't trust him.

(

MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

blimey

that's even better than usual
woo, yay, houpla, panowie and all other made-up superlatives

(

atomboy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

oh ambassador

with these ferrero rocher you are really spoiling us!

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

we'll tear your foil wrappings APART!

(

munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

hahahaha

ummm.....

none for me thanks....

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

*Arf!

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

woo to the pic

and woo to your woo

(stone the crows, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

hahahahahahaha

like that a lot.

(

mikeisbrill, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

(

lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

so THAT'S

what they're for...

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

They swooped low over

the grassy plains, bringing terror to all who witnessed them...

Click for biggeration

(byebye, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

watermelon-a-Duck

That's good
Woo Yay!

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

Ouch.

Sounds painful. Or tasty.

(

The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

shirly you mean:

fuck-a-duck?

(

Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

yeah but

I couldn't be bothered with unicode

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

ARG

im very, very scared

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

great...

but doesn't it need some feet?

(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

I'd like to think

it has a frictionless base, so it just slides along really fast

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

i suppose it could bounce...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

It looks

like it would bounce

(byebye, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

hehe

That really does look a dangerous bastard.

woo

(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

that sure is purtee

woo!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

woo!

that's fookin' ace!

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

woo !

steel umbrella time...

(schminkypinky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

nice

I'd love to see one fall from the sky

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

want one!

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

It's got no legs, how does it land?

It's got no legs, how does it land?
It's got no legs, how does it land?
It's got no legs, how does it land?
It's got no legs, how does it land?
It's got no legs, how does it land?
woo yay woo yay woo yay woo yay woo
It's got no legs, how does it land?
It's got no legs, how does it land?
It's got no legs, how does it land?

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

I guess

it retracts its legs during flight? Never stuck around long enough to watch one land :/

(byebye, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

it's really

just a gentle giant. But don't let the cranberry land on your head!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

one for

razor : ) - www.b3ta.com/board/2346088

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

Far-side tastic!

In a good way!

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Shh! Don't mention Larson!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

why?

will everyone die?

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

Ice Zebra isn't the next Larson

He's the first Ice Zebra.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

I didn't say he was :)

I appreciate the sub zero Zebra's work

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

Sorry I just like that line, regardless of whether it's apropriate

but since when has b3ta worried about appropriacy?

Also if you like this kinda stuff you should definitely look up John Callhan, he's very un-PC and a little NSFW, but very funny. Also he is allowed to be un-PC.

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

The Low Ceiling Fan Café

by Callahan is one of the my favourite pictures ever.

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

If you like Callahan

Check out QUADS. It's a cartoon based on his work and life - bloody funny & so very very wrong. Not a hope in hell that it'll be shown in the US or the UK (only been shown Canada & OZ so far and even thats surprising) So you'll have to buy it. I got my copy for 9quid from CD wow.

It's genius

(

Darkedge, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

hahaha

no worries : )

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

larsons lawyers might be listning.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

yay!

thanks!

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

hahah! class

(

Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

hahahahah

that made me explode with laughter for some reason

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Hahahah!

That's one of my personal favourites, classic.

Edit: and on that high point - Home Time!!! Wooo!!

(

Dogtanian, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

hahaha class!

can I suggest one?

"All of a sudden, it became apparent what that noise had been"

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

shall

do that one in the morning for you!

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

yay!

thanks :)

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

may i suggest

"it became apparent that this was to prove more difficult than expected"

(

lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

"it became apparent that he was their cartoon-drawing bitch"? ;-)

(

The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

Excellent, as ever

Although he looks like he might have left his false teeth behind as well!

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

reminds me of the

"Howard forgot his duck at the seminar" Far Side thing. (you know the one)

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

hehe

me! me! me!

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

Will

ave a think in the morning!

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

yay!

(you're going to have a busy morning from the looks of things!)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

What about?

"If you dont stop doing that it most definitely wont grow any bigger!"

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

add more

suggestions here, and I'll have a draw tomorrow.

Home time now!

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

Try...

"It's only a small one, but I'm particularly fond of the shape."

"The wedding was lovely until the time came to cut the cake."

"No, that's MY leg."

(

ALargeElk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

hahahah

hahahahahaha!

I had images of a gorilla being held at bay!

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

Gotta have it

(eltawater, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

I like that, it's

nicely done. I demand more posts, you're too good to lurk in the shadows

(

Dogtanian, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

what is www.b3tathemovie.com?

i found a link somewhere and apparently im not allowed to access it

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

OH!

FTLOG!

(

sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

*bangs head against wall*

(

butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

head bangs wall angst

(

Mr Peet, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

we're just too nice to them these days...

...shouldn't encourage this kind of thing!

(

sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

Just take 'em behind the biksheds

and show 'em who's boss.

(

butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

watermelon The League Of Gentlemen?

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

a board members private site

next question please

(

rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

where do babies come from?

(

mikeisbrill, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

Space.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

Where does space come from?

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

the writers of 'the X-Files' and 'Millennium'.

if, as i am presuming, you are referring to the short-lived and absolutely rubbish TV show 'Space: Avove and Beyond'.

(

mikeisbrill, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

However,

Space: Above and Beyond was fantastic!

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

Babies

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

And where do gremlins come from?

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

feeding a mogwai after midnight

if I recall correctly, which I so rarely do.

(

Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

which came first, the baby or space?

...

(Lord of the Beans, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

if you want to hassle people with questions all day

go here www.4rthur.com

(

munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

I smell

spam

(

butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Yumm,

spicy.

EDIT: On that note, my flatmate bought ersatz spam from Lidl the other day and opened and fried it yesterday. It was 46% pork, allegedly. It smelt fowl.

(

The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

maybe it was 54% chicken

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

or 30% grease

and 24% offal?

(

jonas is not my name, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

no, that's probably danish bacon

(

munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

/removes self from group messages

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

hmm that old thing

never got off the ground

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

That's because

its filthy, dirty, sweaty, bobbing, gay, bukkake, lesbian, animal, penguin porn and not for 14 year olds.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

It's the domain for an ongoing project of mine.

Berk owns it, and is not doing much with it at the moment.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

me neither

i haven't been this excited since the premier of 'Line Dancing'...

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

Shhhh...

www.b3tathemovie.com/kit.html
For all other info regarding b3ta movies, contact sick boy post haste

(

Dogtanian, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

hmmm

That looks an awful lot like a page I once created on a completely different domain altogether.

(

izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

4rthur,

(

Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

that should have been a

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

humm...

that reminds me of

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

it is exactly what it sounds like

it is for a movie by/about b3tans. you aren't allowed to access it because the page is down right now.
there isn't a "no pink robert" filter

(

Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Someone should make a B3TA movie

it'd be shitey and make no sense, but still miles better than the Matrix Reloaderised

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

what is it... 4 o-clock threadwaste hour?

(

lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

The first part of my message below, doesn't necessarily match you, but the rest is all relevant...

www.b3ta.com/board/2346181

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

As posted below...

I'll do it this time:

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

Am back and full of food

Heres the crisps and Kinder Suprise Jigsaw

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

Bad lady!

(

sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

it's like i've never met you

yet know more about you than your bacteria do

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

Speaking of bacteria,

I've got an interview for a job as a chef tomorrow.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

ooh where?

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

The Railway, West Dids.

It'd be a piece of piss. Just frying and microwaving. It's more cook than chef really.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Mills & Boon are about to release

"Love among the paintmashes"

(Astatine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

(

Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

Howard Stapleton?

(

Mr Peet, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

oh joy! it's the "b3ta everyone posts pointless threads hour"

(

Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

That's my Jigsaw!

All mine!

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

Hello

please don't encourage the unfluffiness.

www.b3ta.com/board/2346181

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

IT'S COMING

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

IT'S COMING A BIT MORE

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

IT'S FINALLY HERE

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

that looks more like an x

(

Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

one of the lines left

IT'S SHOWN US IT'S BRILLIANT FACE

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

When is it

going?

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

here it is:

________________________

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

G/C

;)

As long as it's only one line :)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

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