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[challenge entry] B3TA - Proudly Wasting People's Time Since 1856

(Leopold_Alcox, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# simply
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# haha !
frightfully good show !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I say!

(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# hAhahaha
Jolly good showold boy.

Marvulus
(zut, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Woo! Yay too!
AND ALL THE BETTER FOR FEATURING BRIAN BLESSED'S GREAT-GRANDFATHER!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# smashin!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# me like
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# ha ha
nicely done indeed, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Mutant half breeds



Kill them

Kill them hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# looks like my family....
.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# domoweebls
grand
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Domoweebls
that's one hull of a combination.
keeps her fingers crossed for domoweebl memes "Grooowl pieeeeeee!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Good luck
That's the only weeble pic I could find on the interconnected webulator.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# they
should have their own pop video (hint)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# seconded
!
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# may I suggest
Michael Ball's 'Love Changes Everything'

for that random factor :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# quick 'n' shit
but i'm SO GLAD i got to see it before the great satan came and desecrated it with the image of the beast himself!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# ooh
you're bad!
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# It's not that bad
but I probably have brought his head down a little further on the dome to make it look more like his body and maybe cloned out the flags, but that's just me.
woo yay nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# if i had more time i would too
buit i'm "working" on an essay
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# you mean reading b3ta
with word open in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# not even.
just reading about capitalism as an obstacle to development in the third world.
but mostly reading b3ta.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# if i say
capitalism is an obstacle to development in the third world.

then you are doing both at once
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# hurrah!
no more work for today!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# WooYay
I'll let the boss know.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# But its a lie,
Capitalism rules.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# no....
well yes but, bollocks i can' be bothered.
cranberry
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# It's quite simple really...

All the major countrys that have gown to a world-standard economacly have converted to Capatilist ways. All the ones that have gone against it, are in ecconomic trouble.

It may not be ideal to begin with, and loads of people would be complaining about McDonalds popping up everywhere (I don't get whats wrong with them, appart from the food), but who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Globalisation has cluttered your mind oh pandawan learner - feel the force.
The colonised third world countries by the Capitalist powers have held back their economic and political self-development holding them back to a fuedal system of landlordism and peasant tribalism. This has stunted the growth of their own native capitalism and therefore made them unable to create there own economic infrastructure relying upon Western money from the asset stripping of their precious reserves of gold, oil, coal, gems and raw products.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I have pants
with monkeys on them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
an appropriate response and I thank you for that
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Well,
I like to bring reasoned argument to the forum.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Still it's great as it is.
good luck with your essay - hope it's topic is b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# No Sir
I don't understand
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# swayambunath just oustside Kahtmandu
also known as monkey temple.

Whilst visiting I witnessed a monk kick one of the monkeys right up it's arse.

Didn't think they were allowed to do that being monks and all....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Victorian Popups

(8-Ball, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahha
absolutely fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# ta muchly
it took me way, way too long to do
(8-Ball, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# well worth it
no matter how long it took!
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# saucy women?
yes please
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# was expecting the Quo
but this is even better
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# superb
(and that looks suspiciously like York Museum)
(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# HA!
it is indeed. the only 'victorian street' I could find. I had to paint out out some people in puffer jackets.
(8-Ball, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# if only it were that easy in
"real" life
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Yeah, they can be a pain
But I think the actual castle museum is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# ha ha
very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Arf!
Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# !
a winner for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Except the titanic sunk in 1912
Where victoria died in 1901
(Goodie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# it's an urban myth that she died in 1901
she was still alive - I have the paperwork to prove it.
I left it at home though, so you'll have to see it some other time.
(8-Ball, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# woo
love the pipe
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# That's great that is
Minor TJ: Has anyone got GIMP working on OSX?
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# not tried, sorry
in response to your other query about the lightsaber movie btw, I just followed the recipe on here which has also inspired me to make my full length version
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
#
www.allosx.com/986764957/index_html
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Marvelous
Ta all. Not having tattyshop or equivalent is pissing me off.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# psst
try Limewire
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# The MAC OSX GIMP
Howdy - I googled Gimp and OSX and voila! have a look at this... www.macgimp.org/
(posterboyforcharm, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# super
we have a winner !

woo to that, with yay on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Superb old chap
top notch anim
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# that is soooooooo poyb
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
And Woo! To the picture!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# WY &H
really well done Sir
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# eff ay bee bee why!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Beautiful
I won't spoil it by pointing out that the Titanic sank in 1912, 11 years after old Vic popped her clogs.
Oops
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# arfage
aplenty!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Virginian Pilot!!!???
I used to work the presses there until they fired me over a ruler! (and I don't mean the royal sort!)

Now I sit on my @$$ driving autocad and making twice as much $$$.

Living well is the best revenge!
(thanatos, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Was it a man in a suit ? Or just some big, dumb ape ?


..so, just an ape then...

original George walking pic
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# i
knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# clever
and funny to boot
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Excellent
Well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Isn't that giving apes a bad name :)
Nicely done piccie! Woo & Yay to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# wow...
that's really well done
(GeekyBill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha the myth exposed
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Stonking!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# fantastick
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# heh heh!
class.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# He was always too late......
(Pelle ghola, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# ah
feel the pathos
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# *sniff*
no kittens

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# He was...
...my favourite Musketeer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# lovely
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# I like
your drawing style!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# It's all cartoons these days
think that might be your fault chum!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# I think
its splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# I'm afraid
i have to agree with the doctor - he mindpissed me a little there.

edit/ not that I'm complaining - just jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I'm not
complaining either
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# be great if you could get analogue mouse buttons, so you didn't have to have
a graphics tablet or scanner... make photoshop's tools a lot more interesting if their effective range was pressure based - much more liek real world tools, more intuitive
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I just
use a pen...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Oh you
and your anti-technolomogical ways.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# ah, i remember the days
when all pictures were bmp and 40megs a square centimetre!
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# wool
can make a nice pet too though...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# just part of the tour...
not racist, in case anyone even thinks it - the faces are both Al Queda members! (one of ems bin laden!)
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# beats !
:o
(Shifty Bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# if only
it were that easy.
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# and that funny
what a headline there would be in tommorrow's papers
"Bush taken Up the Back-Alley by Al Queda!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# dear lord
the mirth.
i think i would retire if that happened. my life would've been as perfect as it could ever possibly be.
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# -
Why wouldn't it be that easy. Even a cockroach can be killed
(GeekyBill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# it's all the little cockroaches running interference around him
but then, they're American too, so you're right. probably not that hard. considering the Secret Service's track record a five-year-old would probably be a match for them.
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Arf!
Tropical Pea-roast:

Bigger... Softer... Stronger
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# what enormous
pants
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Big enough for a 'he-man' - no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# urk
in reference to this suggestion - www.b3ta.com/board/2345712

laughing boy
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Hurrah!




any news on greetings cards yet?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# lol
very nice, love your stylee
(Shifty Bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# can i suggest:
it looked like this might take longer than he'd expected


awesome as ever
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# got it
: )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# yay
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
again, another one where you didn't need the caption.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Bugger.
good point!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# I don't know
with or without a caption it seems just as funny.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I'm just
being a purist...in fact I seem to be saying that for all of his cartoons at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# He is a man of much hummus
so much so even his cartoons with or without captions still work to great effect.
I'm still laughing at the "I see dead people" one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Yep,
that was one of his best.
I looh forward to the book of cartoons when it comes out..and it will one day.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Elastic bandages - has to be funny
woo yay Icy Zebra
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# well, whadaya know?!
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# nice one.
My brother's working on that at school.
(Bytrix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# see?!
Timeless, they be...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Ah!
Is this promotional material from their first "Final Tour"...?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# another 1 of my drawings.
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# a child on prozac
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# nice
work
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I
wish I could draw that good.
(Bytrix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# thats roughly how i'd imagine SSG
looked as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# oooh
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# 2 others
here are 2 others that i have drawn. i already posed them earlier so i am linking them.
#1 | #2
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Someone pee'd the Hulk off
(13 Floors Up, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# That would be
whoever stole his trouser legs...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# is he
melting?
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Its a plastic model
from a box of Shreddies and I used a scalpel to give him that green bloke with attitude look
(13 Floors Up, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# cereal.
is there anything it can't do?


no.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# ooh
jelly :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Shreddies
toy?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Look what I just got sent by email
I mean... what sort of sick person finds that funny?

err....
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# ha
It's funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# hehehe
looks like you're going to hull, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Me
I know to hell I go
woo pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# have a WTC V2.0
p roast

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
are they going to build these monuments
or fanny about complaining about each one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# or this?


not made by me, just found on the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# i was tempted to do that
but didnt
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# was how i found it...
was going to make it as well
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# that is awesome
wish I'd thought of it!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Rampage is great
I've got that on MacMAME
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# yay! hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# hehe you sick watermelon I hope you rot in hell you bastard etc etc
(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# and....
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# and why not
from above
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# hahhaa
brilliant!
sorry - just seen this
(8-Ball, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# #2

#1= here
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# hehe
fan-melon-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Genius,
Why are womans changing rooms right next to the underwear section?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# it's so that
when a woman goes into the changing room and realises that the flourescent lights pick out all the elastic as white dots (if she's wearing black) or make her pants look grey (if she's wearing white) she'll be shamed into buying new stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Its not,
its to embarass the men hanging round waiting for there gorlfriends to finish trying on clothes...still at least you get to sit on the seat in the shoe department.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# the best feeling in the world
is sitting on those seats after a hard day's following your missus round the shops
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# just
because you can't wank over them in public ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I once worked in the underwear section of M&S
boy was that fun... quite what women expected me to say when they asked my advice on things I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I notice nobody replied to this!
all off in dreamy lingerie wonderland...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# "No madam,
your tits look fantastic."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# hmm
I'm afraid your bum does look big in that extra-tiny-g-string
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# I still would
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# your point being?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# "May I suggest
a bikini wax might cut down on the pant mustache that appears to be forming."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# to give you
something pretty to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I like
these
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I'm trying to think of
more scenarios
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# how about the eternal struggle
between kitten and baby?
(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# hehe sounds familiar!
But I think I'll leave that to my chum with two kittens...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# How about
her parents visiting?
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Watching TV - soap vs sport, etc?
Driving
Going out on the piss with your mates.

I'm trying to think of it from the male point of view as I doubt you want the other version of events!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# ok
I'll have another think
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# That's very good
Very good indeed.

One question - If that is a hint of cleavage showing on the girlfriend, then given the distance from there to the bulges in her top, does she have quite the most prodigious pair of norks?
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# No
just a very unflattering cardigan
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Ah
No wonder she is out shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# That's just fabtastic
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Yay!
MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# ...
as I said...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# that girlfriend
has long boobs
(terminal24, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
#
I refer you to...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] victorians...always ahead of their times...
(mistersnappy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# CAn i have the hampster
when he is finished?


woo btw!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Ooh! Little bugger's gotten hold of my pants. And is swinging them like there's no tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# That's
Brilliant.
(Bytrix, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Indeed. Another Mr Sheep Classic.
May I take this opportunity to threadjack? I want to create animated Gifs, but don't know how to. I use Photostudio (gay free software that is surprisingly good at some stuff, and staggeringly bad at other stuff) to create Jpgs, and want to animate a series of Jpegs together. Anyone know of any software I can easily download that will allow me to do this?

I appreciate your help. Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# i believe animation studio is free
or animation shop

also the gimp can probably do it but i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# the gimp
does it all, even if it is a bit obstinate at times...
(radja, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# how
amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Total Pants.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Everybody:
SWING YOUR PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# am doing!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I have an
autographed Trev and Simon video at home.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# *swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Do you do duvets?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Genius!
He stole my moves...
Woo
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# ...
(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I believe this is the appropriate response:
(ivor_the_engine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# ha ha!
nutter! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# I think I'll have a break now...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# haha!
are you going to the demo on thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Don't foget your Golf Sale signs.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# hmm
where did the rest of that thread go?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# But muuummmm, they're gonna laugh at me....
(SmallEgg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# awwwwww. how lovely.
marvellous stuff. i like the snow.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# thank
you....
(SmallEgg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# blooming great they are
how'd you do em?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Maya 4.5
for most of it, with a little
tatty shopping here and there.....

(SmallEgg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Again,
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# cheers....
(bit dark again though, I think, need to en-darken me laptop a bit)
(SmallEgg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# i'm looking forward to christmas now
thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# having left the kids with a reluctant babysitter
mr and mrs mushroom-cloud prepare to enjoy a quiet lunch
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# a quiet lunch
served up by stouffer
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# i take it stouffer is
on the short side then?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# a freakish midget
watch where you step
(i've never met him really)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# even I
am taller than he..
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Lora, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# the midget song
what the watermelon's wrong with you midget?
you're not special you're just fucking retarded
there's no point playing nicely even if you're playing against wheelchair bound dwarf girls
do what you were born to do and die!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# i thought it was
richard bacon
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# how
um, different
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# They look a nice couple now
but they fallout all the time.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# aaaarghhh!!!!!!!!!!!
what a reaction :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# OH GOOD GOD!!!
Groan!

heeHee
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# nice
pythonesque
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# excellent
caused a tea / keyboard interaction event
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I like
that
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Some bikes...

Blimmin big

...are just cooler than others.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# i
want one!
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# with these eyes....
....you are really spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Some bikes have all the luck
Some bikes have all the pain
Some bikes get all the brakes
Some bikes do nothing but complain
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Eeek a Hardly Ableson
Lovely anim

Dreadful bike

:)
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# yay! fabby!
like the reflections.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Oooh thank you Mr/Mrs Mod!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Some bikes' mothers
Are cooler than other bikes mothers.
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)

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