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They say if you shake a tree in the Amazon...

...you will find loads of new species!

(Sabertoothed_monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

snotter!

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

Hmm

Ottail?

(Sabertoothed_monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

Woo!

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

woo

and you could go looking under icebergs...although thya are a bit heavy.

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

Kirsty - Inspired by the graf story thread

First ever post, so be nice.... But don't you just hate Kirsty?
click for pic (900K-ish)

mod edit: sorry, that's huge! save it as a jpeg and everything will be okay

(chunkmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

hmm..

quite big

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

i think that

maybe a huge bitmap not such a good idea...

(monofiopia, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

and

I don't get it, other than that they have silly insults written on their chests?

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kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

and

what's a stanist? is she anti-stan?
i don't know anyone named stan!

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

I only did Kirstys chest

writing.... Otherwise it's a genuine ad. Thus deserving of my/our venom...

(chunkmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

replace the word 'quite'

with 'horrendously', and the word 'big' with 'fucking enormous' and youre halfway there.

(crazymum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

oooh its a bit big

try saving your image as a jpg rather than a bmp!

edit/ in fact - its fucking massive! - it still hasnt opened yet:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

Nearly a meg.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

Why does B3ta attract the FAQ-blind in such large numbers?

Discuss.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

You Really Aren't

Feeling very Fluffy today are you ?

Does this really have to be taken so seriously ?

(Insert sense of proportion here)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

probably because

this image was bigger than the whole board:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

I read the FAQ

but it converted it to BMP when I FTPed it? I'll sort it out tonight.

(chunkmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

Hey

New person. Please read our FAQ.

thats effing huge...

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

Dear Lady/Sir,

please refrain from using Bill's image format from hell as it results in feelings between unhappiness and sheer despair. Using the JPEG format, you could easily shrink the file size by 97%.

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azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

Gosh

898.28 KB (919842 bytes)

(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

i quite like kirsty.

i'd like to see her real home movies.

or star in one.

she has a delightful pair of breasts.

[edit] what's the graf story thread?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

She is GORGEOUS

"a grown-ups plaything"

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)

i would

as long as she didn't talk

(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

yup

truly delightful. Just wish she'd stop talking shite and showing those awful "Ha someone fell and hurt themselves!" videos and...

Perhaps it's best not to complete the sentence on a public board.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

pretty as a picture

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kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

it is a picture

(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

Have a face swap...

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

i know someone

who looks disturbingly like that...

the dog, i mean...

(monofiopia, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

lol :D

(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

the eyes, the eyes...

w,y,h

(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

hes tired

bless him

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

Anybody remember

The Mr Men Bandwaggon? - I just found these on my machine - I was going to do this ages ago, but i must have forgotten. If yours is not there mail it to b3ta at willsheldon dot com

(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

arf!

Must've been before I started/when I wasn't looking.

Particularly like the Mr Rons one

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CowJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

That one

took me a while to get. But I quite like "Mr Bling" which made me laugh

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

and Mr.Arse which gave

me an idea for my 2nd ever b3ta post in December '01. Ah, nostalgia ain't what it used to be!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

yay - mine made it

I'd forgot about that...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

I did this for the ninja comp.

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Herr Tezcat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

you missed by Mister Mister

but it was pants anyway, so it's probably a good thing

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

I caught the tail end of it

and had no idea that it went on for that long! I'm starting to see why people were complaining about it, but I have to admit to giggling like a schoolgirl at an awful lot of those...

(Ash Oops, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

Ehehe... Squirrel

You can only wish that would be true......

(My 3rd or 4th work) ^__^

Edit: Should that be smaller pic? ^^"

(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

lol

woo

(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

sorry to the US-b3tans. it's not personal

George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince ".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies " Look Bush, to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

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blupp relaxes harder, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

;-)

www.b3ta.com/board/2362239

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

doh doh

doh, and I even searched the board for it before posting.

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blupp relaxes harder, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

but he isn't even a count

he's just a pleb!

/intentionally missing the punchline

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CowJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

good one

though i doubt he'd know what a principality was

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

Isn't that the joke

that got Kenny Everett fired from the BBC? (but with Maggie as the target rather than Dubya)

(b, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

In space, no-one can hear you chew.

(schoey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

hahah

woo yoo

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blupp relaxes harder, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

yum yum bubblegum

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

where do they come out?

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

top left.

shoots you in your left eye

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blupp relaxes harder, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

phew!

i thought they'd come out the bottom. guess it's coz of the zero gravity

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

don't want to know

where they come out

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

I think I'm being followed...

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

a little bit of snot

actually came out of my nose then

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

put it back

quickly

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

too late

swallowed it

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

eeeuuuwww

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

No you're not

....it's vision of the future.

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha..

Like the pic a woo a yay

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

He looks like he's on a serious mission

for your blood mwahahahaha

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

look

at the little bugger... He's like and old giffer looking "through" the wheel. Driving at 20 in a 30 zone. All the way to bloody Worthing... I'm not bitter about it at all... Should have rammed him off the road in Shoreham... Bastard...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

woo!

love it

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

quick

put the foot down!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

We're the Chipmunks, comin on stronger than ever before....

Alvin, Simon, Theodore

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

TJ - can anyone recommend a good A3 colour laser printer

that doesn't cost about £8,000,000???

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

£3935.07

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

lovely, but still a bit pricey

thank you!

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

i work with Epson's...

and they are quite cheap (compaerd to HP) and pretty good too, but they like drinking the toner!

(Punk-Ass, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

should've all been SHOT

funking irritating little twunts

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Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

Noooo

what about the chippettes? Dirty little minxes

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

They are filfy shlags!

although i suspect i still would

what?!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

That is superb

and can start a which cartoon debate to go with the kiddie book one below.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

Change Stop the Pigeon to Stop the Paedo?

Id just like to say though that I think MJ is being unfairly treated in general. He has to put up with a hell of a lot of shit and im going with the innocent until proven guilty stance on this one

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

*applauds*

however, I'd also like to point out that I think he's still proper weird.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

oh no doubt thats he wierd

But i think he just wants to do the best for the kids. After seeing that documentary on him I think he is just a big kid, he got denied his childhood at the time and hes having it now. I seriously doubt he has a malicious bone in his body

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

whatever

it's completely inapproriate for young boys to be spending the night at a grown man's house without their parents.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

My CD cover design project for collage...

Cover Front
Cover Back
Tray Liner

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

Nice to see Astbury and Duffy on there

keep up the good work!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

That sounds so patronising:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

That's alright sonny!

Would you like a Werthers Original?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

Grandfather grand father

God I feel like Heidi!

Do dododo dodo dodo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

*feels f3ral*

yes you do

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

ewww

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

I never

realised that was dubbed

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

it was?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

*mouths*

ja!

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)

nice.

i can't see any possible copyright issues with that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

Most arfsome :)

Have a goth-abusive respost

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

Smashing album, that...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

Have those bands actually covered those Quo songs?

Woo to the yay on th left hand side if so.

I hope the four main records companies die btw.

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ScintillateRich, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

he missed out Fields of the Nephilim's version of "In the Army Now".

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

i think you spelled

meagre wrong.
mr pedantic for me

(speckled light malt vinegar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

You might want to work on the spelling of the small print

unless I'm missing the point, in which case I think there's a list with my name on.

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ALargeElk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

what's a meger?

Is it the same as a meagre?

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

Mornin'.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

how strange

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

is that

Mr Tungsten?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

Who?

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

No, it's just Kaiser.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

Reminds me of /repost

Apologies to whoever did this originally, i saved it to my PC rather than remembering the link. Tis woo though!

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discostu oh my, its back, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

I've heard it said

he's a bright chap.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

he's

a shining example to us all

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

and when he's happy...

...his little eyes light up!

Literally.

Woo!

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

that's

ver ver good

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

Out now. Only 12.99 from all Bad bookstores.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

hehehehehe

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

That is the best kids book ever.

*FACT*

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

i concur

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

Never heard of it myself

However i'd like to nominte The Hungry Catapiller

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

That's W.'s favourite

therefore it is disqualified by default

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

tis a good choice,

but "where the wild things are" and "in the night kitchen" are the way to go.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

I'll remmeber them then

on a vaguely related note, I've tried to start readin Lord Of The Rings, but the prologue just bored me so much i gave up before starting properly

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

well done

throw it away now. It's pants.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

This message was brought to you by:

Fat Boab's guide to 20th Century Classics

next week he'll be reviewing the collected works of Steinbeck.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

And that's Blair's favourite

he probably enjoyed the prologue

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

mention the Lord Of The Rings once more and I'll more than likely kill you......

/HMHB

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Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

more cock, more cock

Michael Moorecock you fervently moan

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fastcar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

is this a wok that you

shove down my throat or are you just pleased to see me?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

Stick with it.

Book one drags on and on and has far too many songs (skip the Tom Bombadil chapter-pointless) but it gets going for books 2 and 3. In fact, just watch the film for the first book and start at book two...

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

I want to read them all

so I can argue with my friend who things they're the best thing since sliced bread.
I get the feelin gthey're gona be kinda slow, and after reading His Dark Materials which went along at quite a fast pace, it seems really dull

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

It's a bit long winded...

...to cut a long story short Golum throws himself into the fire in the mountain at the end with the ring and destroys it.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

bastard!

i've nearly finished the third book and now all suprise in its predictable plot has been destroyed!

(monofiopia, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

turns out Gandalf is a woman too

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

I just skipped to the end....

"Sauron did it."

(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

"A hole is to dig"

is pretty damn woo too ...

"A hill is to run down and shout 'boodleboodleboo'..."

(meejahor, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

I'll see your hungry caterpiller

and raise you a Tiger Who Came to Tea

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

Oooh.

Good call.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

Not htis one then?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

.....

....

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

How

did the little boy get his trousers off without taking off his boots?

(SlinkySkunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

It's a skill...

...he shares with me

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

Ah, You really are a sick cranberry.

Well done.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

That's so wrong

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

oh dear. Sorry to spoil that one for you too.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

zzzzzzing!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

one of the best childrens' books ever

brilliant and scary in equal measures.

Jacko on the other hand is just scary

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bleepbloop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

mornin' all!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

haha!

Phone box hide and seek!
Love it

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

hehheeh

if only that was 100% FACT

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

Hatstand!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

Hatstand?

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

You've never recieved a hatstand?

How sad.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

Hatstand = Nuts

Basically.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

right...

still ever so slightly lost there... nevermind

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

But who remembers where the quote is from?

Calling something completely hatstand is either from an old computer magazine or smash hits mag. in 80's I think... Not sure though...

And, can something not-so-mad be a bit "marginally coathook?"

(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

I thought it was

from Roger Irrelevant in Viz - the tagline was "He's completely hatstand"

And now I think of it, didn't he look like Dilbert?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

love it

woo!

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

Bread

...but I only have MS paint so I can't animate the arm or emboss text on the loaves

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

FACT

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

100%

or a lesser figure?

(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

100%

(Armer Farmer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

ah, good.

I'd hoped so.

(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

it has heart

so it is good anyway.

good one!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

well

i think its lovely. w00t!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

boik

I'll wait a little longer for my lunchtime sarnie then.

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bleepbloop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

informal

yet informative

i always wondered what they did with all that stuff

WOOOO

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

of course!

my keyboard would make a 'granary' loaf

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

Toenail bread

As I've heard it described.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

toenails

hairs, you name it it's in there

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

I did that with my keyboard in work the other day

Ended up with a little pile of crud on the carpet. Ewwwwwwwwwww.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

Please...

Don't do cheese.

Woo to the pic, though :o)

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

Yes!

Do cheese! Do cheese please!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

All this fuss because he made himself look different

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

i hear he wants to adopt this one

edit: nice pic

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

Radio 4 are holding a "Britain at 6:00 am" photo competition

I think we should all join in: duly inspired.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

Moo-tastic!

I like the idea of that.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

a photo competition on radio?

genius!

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

Sounds

like martian's been having a brainstorming session after a b3ta bash again...

Woo to the pic!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

You know,

I think you have a point.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

I expect they'll

describe them live on air.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

An even better reason for b3tans to submit

I have a vision of John Humphreys ringing me up to talk me through my image of a herd of wild pachybaras parading through the fields of Esher.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

It would be nice to

come up with a ludicrous reason behind the photo.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

It messes with

my head every morning when John Humphreys describes the latest entry. Very odd.

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

"John Humphreys describes the latest entry"

eww!

(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

hahahahaha

Niceness!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

ha ha ha

that's woo!

have a

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

god

i love that.

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

is she

banging away on someone behind that wall?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

'cock hopping'

i do believe somebody put it

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

what?

back with another one of those cock hopping beats?

(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

Yes.

Me.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

Cock Hopping, which is now the appropriate terminology.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

'Cock Hopping'?

Well there's a new term...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

I made it up you know

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

well done

you.

I was once accused of being a 'cock lodger'.

Apparently it's a male tart. Rather than insult me it actually made me smirk.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

Woo!

Giggleworthy!

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matsimpsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

Yes

I heard one of the novice photographers describing her picture of the milkman yesterday.
Stupid merkin it was, kept going on and on about milkmen and how they don't have them in merka.
Made me want to burn photographs. And merkins.

And maybe milkmen.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

Gotta love the way 'burn' often looks like 'bum'.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

hahaha!

fab!

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mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

she should get a moove on

woo! :)

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

Mummy, does God use our bathroom?

No darling, why?
Every morning I hear daddy shouting "God, are you still in there?"

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

yay!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

That's really nice

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weevilstepmother, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

Awwwww

That's a gorgeous wooyay! Hurrah for pussylicking in the morning!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

I love that woo yay

tres fluffe

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Staticgirl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

your scale of loon-ness

really does go up to 11 dunt it! Yay!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And thankyou

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

riposte! for you dayshifters

clickety biggedy boo

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

he should have gone to

specsavers.

or holland and barrett at least

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

I read that as Day-shitters

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

hoorah for rude misreadings!

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

seconded!

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

Me too.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

freaky deaky

the eyes have it

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bleepbloop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

that is

lovely

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

Have a pearoaster yourself!

Yah!

Edit: woo for the pic!

(Armer Farmer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

luverly

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

Dark, darky dark.

that frightens me.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

and a daytime repost

from me

woo

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

yay for wobbly

meme piloted planes!

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

i'm domo

fly meme

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

pearoast from last night you say?

Oh, ok...

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CowJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

woo!

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magoo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

Some people might say that this is starting to verge on obsession

or maybe insanity.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

if i don't get them out of my head, they'll destroy me.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

Oh dear.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

who

is that lolly-gagger smithers?!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

Lolly sick

Looks like a lager and limer, that one.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

was going to make an anim with jacko in a playground

but decided to be fluffy instead

Click for bigger and fluffier
Todays handy hint: If you use Imageready, then 25% lossy compression can dramatically reduce your gif filesize without making your pic look like pants

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

good choice

woo!
morning everyone

(icedragon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

woo to the pic

and thanks for the info on image ready....

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

I know that rabbit!

Woo for your fluffiness!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

Woo to that, better than a jacko pic would of been

I'm really hungry but i have no money, fucksocks

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

new farscape? reely?

AAAAAAAAAAA GEEK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

Has anyone ever made

a Doom.wad featuring bunnies?

Could be quite fun.

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Dunks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

i used to have one that

made the rocket launcher shoot chickens instead of rockets

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

Arf!

=0)

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Dunks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

yay for fluffiness !

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oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

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