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# Dave's onion plants were doing well, but his falconions remained small.

Sometimes my imagination scares me.
click here for a closeup of a falconion
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# I always thought falcons and other raptors
grew from spores, rather than bulbs.
Live and learn, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# just taking it easy!
(beneneuman, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Quack!!
(sbeck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# That is a
quacking jumper. Very sensible.

Assuming he is a Dad, what are his top trump card ratings?
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Here, have some of this.
Just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Yeah
Max strength. Presumably the normal ones are for when you feel bad, but don't want to get well soon enough to make it to work...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Mmm, casual...
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:01, archived)
# he's doing better than this one...


2099665
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# awww!
he needs a nice jumper to cheer him up!
(beneneuman, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Spitze!
Have a repost.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Stumbled on another cool resource for Victorian style piccies...
www.mablesfamilytree.com/pictures/

But I wonder how long the bandwidth will last for!?!?!



The woman in this one is just plain scary!!...
www.mablesfamilytree.com/pictures/McNeill01.jpg
(sbeck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!??!!!?!!???!?!111
(yakmonkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# WTFYBOA
(Cockfosters!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Jiminy Ding Dong!
(yakmonkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# come on
admit it
you were sitting there thinking
"now where the blithering flip can I find some photographs of mabel's family tree?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# i will admit i was amused by
this woman's unfortunate moniker
(yakmonkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# .
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# and you know it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# hey ...
that's my nan!!!
(Zed Smith, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# get your words right before
ordering at your local pub

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Me
no get...
(King In Crimson, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# ooo
baked bean beer! and the onion rings look like worms!!
(Genghis_kahn, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel
Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel
(Cockfosters!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Don't get it
Pint of Ghandi?
(I helped save b3ta! Coctail, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Ooh, pretzels.
Yummy.
[edit: have you got a glass of Jupiter there, by any chance?]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Or
Pint of b3ta (bitter)
(I helped save b3ta! Coctail, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# peer and bretzels.
you might want to change the filename next time!!

* Right click - properties Peer&bretzels.jpeg*
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
#
As I just said.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# nah
clued people in to what it was
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:01, archived)
# is it peer and bretzels?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# (.gif)
Isn't peer a verb?
And what's a bretzel?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# the beer has a pretzel texture
and the pretzel has a beer texture. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# But why
the spong eyes in the beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Coctail, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# R-i-i-i-ght.
*backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# it's a beer
pretzel
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# no no i guessed*



*lies, all lies
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# I present to you all...
The Holy Cheeses of Nazareth

(may be a small repost from the wee hours of the morning)
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# eez a repost, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# yes, yes it is


scratch your heads now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# .
*scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# *points*
nitty, nitty, nitty
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# *Scratch*



Ooooh that head

*lick*
*scratch*
(Cockfosters!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# nope dont get it
tho suffering from a bad case of monday today....
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Clean Idea Ho!
!!!!! I win. Gimme the goldfish.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# haha
no, it's based on the surf advert on uk telly
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Nope
I'm all spent for ideas for today.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Ah, the "removes 99 top stains" one?
Stain 100: Whore's lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# yep
try tossing a celebrtiy yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Sniff
those feet Mary
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Only if I can point out that its
International Hug Day
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
*big hug*
(King In Crimson, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Yay =)
**Big Hug**
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# HUGS!!!!
I did this.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Woo Yay =)
I like that loads

Fancy a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Grouphug!
*Hug*
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Yay !!!
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# free hugs
best of all the hugs.

*bear hugs the whole board*

while everyone's at it:
www.free-tat.tk/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# here ya go
*huge ass hug*
(screamingchicken, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# December 4th already?

That's the date according to Egreetings..
([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# very nice
and...cheesy! BADUM CHAH! sorry, lame, by gf dumped me yesterday lol.
(Genghis_kahn, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Cheezus Christ!
That's good!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# woo
to caddy shack
(BigBobbyh, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# 'What did he say?'
'"Blessed are the cheesemakers," I think.'
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# rawr ,did you ever....
read the original "would you rather" kids book?
(dubious chu, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# no i didn't...
i didn't even know of it
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:01, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# pfffft
that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Sweeny
Todd!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# he he
love the eyes. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# You really can't beat
children being beheaded.
Kittens are over-rated.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# TJ
is there a way on xp where i can get alist of all the files in a folder as a text document or something
(BigBobbyh, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# It depends
contents.txt" does the trick for you?
(UnkleMunkle lurker extraordinaire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Which of course doesn't look right there...
try "dir > contents.txt"
(UnkleMunkle lurker extraordinaire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# try (in dos)

DIR /B > files.txt

edit: Silly angled brackets.
dugh
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# There may well be.
I just don't know it.
(King In Crimson, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Does CMD still work in xp?
If so, DIR then copy and paste the results.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Try booting to dos, and then typing
format c:

and reply with "yes"

It works

/100% fact
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# That gets funnier every time.
No, really, I mean it...

/sarc

;)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# arf arf
very good
(Genghis_kahn, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# For no reason
I give you a thing of beauty...
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# I don't believe
I've ever heard one parp. Though they do honk very noisily.
(ionicus, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# to me it sounds like
they are yelling "HELP HELP HELP!"

woo to the lovely peacock
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# They sound like kittens
IMHOHOHO
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# how very polite!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Why
Thank you
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# hehe
(Sharpy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# are you sure?
him ?????

wearing pink ?????
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# they shopped before they knew what it would be
either that or the kid's gay
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Definately gay,
look at his wrist, and he has dolls with him
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# could be a hermaphrodite though
you never know these days
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# good
point
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# help me people
im looking for an image featured on b3ta a really long time ago. its like some kind of optical illusion of colour. it has a grey cylinder casting a shadow on a chessboard type thing and two of the squares are labeled. they are both the same colour but dont look it. i could use this image for a piece of work for uni so if anyone knows where i can find it, it would be much appreciated
ta
(scallions, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# i have it
hang on and i will post it

(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2849230
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# yeah i know...
i had to put it into photoshop to make sure... it's crazy
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# I'm very glad
I'm not the only person that did that.
(MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# me too
its insane in the membrane to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Same here
Ow, my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# This one hurts me. I fear it might enduce epilepsy.


from:


webpages.acs.ttu.edu/theisey/images/Optical%20Illusion%20checker.jpg
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Ow.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# aaaaatrgghh
stop it.
mummy, make it stop.
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# *SPONGS*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# um
1, no 2, erm 3, no 5, um....

(Gype, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# there is no spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# 3
bottom of the exclamation and the colon
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# you can make a nice
photoshop pattern out of that.

edit...fill...seizure
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# i did it too :(
i also tok sections of the squares and linked them with a solid colour and it still made my eyes go manky
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# yeah that is crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# im sure they are different colours
???????
(bigbomba, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# no they aren't
try it, load it into photoshop and see
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# just did
well now im all confused
(bigbomba, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# that
hurts my brain
now i need a lie down
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Wow, that really is confusing
R: 107
G: 107
B: 107

Scary!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# 6B6B6B
yikes
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# i don't believe it
not true!!!

edit: LIES I TELL YA!!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Yup
You can do that with a white and black sheet of card, a hidden light source, and a slightly darkened room.

Freaked our tutorial group out that did.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# - b0rk! -
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Google is your friend...
www-bcs.mit.edu/people/adelson/checkershadow_illusion.html

Hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARGH!
THE HEAD FUCK! THE HEAD FUCK! THE HEAD FUCK! THE HEAD FUCK! THE HEAD FUCK! THE HEAD FUCK! THE HEAD FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Do a google image search you idiot
images.google.com/images?q=optical+illusion&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search

Also, there is a lady not wearing much on this page.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# theres more than one
: )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# Mind Piss indeed
Last night I was looking for some optical ilusions to start a presentation off with.

(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# ooh, so there is. theres 3 of them in fact
thank you all for the help and the mild abuse in one case :)
(scallions, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# Allows you to fit 4 digits where only 2 would fit before.

yeah it's about 5 years too late and has probably been done before...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# I love lube (and by extension your post)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# if you lube it
they will cum

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# heheheheheheeeeheheehehehee
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# and I might as well whore this one
while it's still on ukdragon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# oohhh
that's a good 'un

I'm cringing as I write this
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Hehe
THAT I like
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# oh yes
yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Puntastic!
Woo^Yay*Houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# fantasmic
best thing ive seen on here today
i smell a fp
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# oo
made me blush with pride...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# and rightly so
well done sir
clap!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# you made me laugh so hard i knocked over my guitar!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# .
(MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Now, that am the business
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# that made me
(bigbomba, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# crazy mo'fo's
woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# fab-u-larse
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Say Cheese


No amount of money will get me to tell you what they are all looking at

clicky bigger
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# I've got a packet of beef Space Raiders.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# I didn't know they still did those!
I loved the pickled onion ones - they stunk to high heaven though.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# I
was *so* disappointed the first time I encountered actual chutney, having been raised on the old chutney flavour Space Invaders snacks...
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Do they still make transform a snack?
The ones where you get little maize snacks in the shape of blokes and wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# yup
they only tend to sell them in corner shops though as i dont think there have been any made in ages. i might buy a job lot and sell them on ebay, there seems to be a lot of people that miss them
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# They are now in the
shape of an aliens head, and do not taste quite as strong as they used to. I'm sure the guy in the newsagents thinks I a loon as I buy about 10 packets a week.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# ooooh only 10p and yet such a tasty treat
can i 'ave one?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Sorry,
haven't opened them, I'll send you one tonight though, a tasty treat for me while watching tv.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# thanks :)
/looks at clock impatiently
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
beef
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# i've just finished a pack of doner kebab wheat crunchies
they're surprisingly yummy
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# doner kebab wheat crunchies?
wow.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Cor
Now THOSE I have to try.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Space Raiders = top band
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# they are
cheapcrisptastic
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# The sun is currently shining in my eyes...


...and boy does it hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# "Penny lane, is in my ears and in my eyes"
"ARRGH, GET IT OUT!"

Sorry your post made me think of that!

Puntastication!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Penny
Crayon
(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# *suns
(nice pun)
(Cyrus, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Lessons in Pilates - Lesson 2
Don't buy cheap equipment


Lesson 1 - Don't Overstretch
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# thats gotta
hurt


w/y
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Strewth...
that's gotta hurt!!!
(Boomshanka, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# err
Can someone check my clock...I'm sure I said it first????
(Boomshanka, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# what clock's that
then?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# maybe they were already typing
theirs before you clicked reply..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# nope twas me


;¬p
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# I must
be routed through a 56K modem somewhere...
(Boomshanka, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# On an adsl thingy at work

and i type quite fast
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Yeah but bcan you be sure
It says ADSL on the BOX, but there could 56K then maybe a string and 2 cups and then...
(Boomshanka, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# no its an adsl pipe,

i can hear the hamster wheel going round
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# blimey!
That will stain the sheets.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Ow!
nice thud action going on there
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Nicely done
Especially the thud. There should be a "thud" tool in Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# someone told me the latest version of imageready had one
but I think they may have been taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# ouch, painful
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# arf
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# wh-wh-wh-wha'?
Eh?
What?
Brian A. Splode Esq.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Well Brian,
you see what's happened here is an unexpected juxtaposition of ideas, leading to the state of surprise known as comedy.

*whistles, mops up brain*
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# aha!
*pours bits of brian back into box and hits reset button*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# comedy might be going a bit far
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# haha
rocket powered Taliban women
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# I saw it on the bbc website
and I thought, there's a lady in dire need of a rocket.
As you do
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Blimey!
For a second I thought it revealed a big black cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Ding! Ding!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Straight to hell you go..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Wow!
He's running a long way.

How long is that field?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# while you're on a football theme
sunderland cnuts

/blades
(garfi3ld, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# ahhh
dont be like that,
come on sunderland, hope they get to the final then ill have the pleasure of watching them getting a new arsehole torn by man u or arsenal. but then we'll go to europe, ace :)
sheffield utd have had their fair share of semi-finals...
(hazey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Every dog has their day...
Last time Sunderland were in Europe their boat was attacked by pirates
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# ho ho ho,
thats jolly funny. fuck it, theyre shite, nearly always have been but just sometimes the lads make me smile. i would hate to support one of the top four, whinging when you dont win something. and all the shite about 'the FA should fix the draw', what a load of cunts, theyre the first to talk of the spirit of the cup and romance of the underdogs.... boils me piss that does....
(hazey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# NO
hope tranmere beat millwall then sunderland

then whatever happens were in the uefa and charity shueld (well, its new name)
even if we looooooooooooooose!
('Andeh', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# sieg heil!
shearer giving the old salute, lovin it.
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Are you really so gullible...
...that you'd use the mother tongue to sell burgers?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# mother tongue?
'ow much?
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# very nice
blasphemy would make a good compo?
..or perhaps not...
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# the last temptation of redex
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Ha! I knew it ... microsoft and the pope are in cahoots
(I used to know the medical name of that twitchy eyelid thing ... but now I don't)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# I don't care what it's called, I just wish it would stop
It's being doing it for days now.
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Benign essential blepharospasm?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# If there is a heaven
you are fucked, mate!
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# that is very


(bigbomba, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Now that I like!
Be proud, very proud!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# hehe
i can draw my own stuff.
just enjoy making smaller versions of stuff :P
(bigbomba, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Who doesnt! :p
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Going down?
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# New potato movie

Hello B3ta-board, thought you
guys might like this new bit.
Click pic to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mung Too many bees!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# woo Y H
Nice anim!
(garfi3ld, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Po-Taaaayyyyy-toooooe!
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# ooh!
I'm intrigued intregud intreguid would like to find out what happens in the next episode
RUN!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Ah, you'll just have to wait and see...
Something spectacularly crap I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Mung Too many bees!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# It needs a Ronald
McDonald chasing him with a chipper....
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# ha ha
I'd buy that for a dollar!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# or grimace
he's scariererer
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# I love the "Po Taaaaaaa-Tooooooo"
You sir, and amazingly talented.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# yay!
Tis great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# your website rocks
as ever, you strange fish.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# wonderful
that is
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# So THAT's why McLaren were so shit on the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Hahha
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# I knew it!
They said it was the Michellins, but nooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# pfffft
*grin*

/edit he looks like he has a COCK drawn on his bald spot!
(garfi3ld, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Oh yeah, so it does...
wasn't me!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# jus' wonderin
maybe just an unfortunately placed gorbachev?

/edit or he pissed off the make up dept before transmission
(garfi3ld, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# she got him too?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# lol
there's still a hell of a lot of miles left on the clock as far as dick and fart jokes go...!
(garfi3ld, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
more than likely.

it also makes you wonder what was on ayrton sennas onboard computer screen all those years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# this?
www.iarmst.demon.co.uk/spec.play/grandprixsim_p.gif
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# hehehehe
oh so true*!


*possibly untrue
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# hehe
even on 4rthur too!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# of
course
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad Paintmash
(I helped save b3ta! barc0de, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# badum






tisch :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# I'ts?
(Fragger, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# To Giza?
Jamaica?

woo groan.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Kenya?
Alaska
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# South bolton
In the playground under the swings.

Sorry what were we on about?
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Congratulations
you now own a groan.

woo for you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# um
Sounds like a Pharaohld plan to me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# I'm Not a Celebrity, But


And yeah, I know. But they should. I like orange.

Anyway, I'm out! Need some sleep!
(Ecclesia, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)

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