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# Don;t know why, but despite practicing all night,
...my landscapes still come out as rubbery puppets.

(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
that made me laugh lots :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Arf!
Woo, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:40, archived)
# hehehe
mine comeout pretty good but only as ice any other looks munted
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Rubbery puppets that used to scare
the living crap out of me as a kid.

Woo to you
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Damned straight!
Zelda was the stuff of 6 year-old nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:43, archived)
# W/Y/H
xoo
oxx
oxo
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:41, archived)
# how
do you get lakes and whatnot in terragen. i cant for the life of me work it out?

Terrahawks ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Hee hee hee.
That's woo. Terragen = lovely but a little dull (unless it has a 'shopped 'guin in it).
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I used it earlier
to create a canyon for pod-race.

Otherwise, yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Ooooh, that sounds woo!
Is it finished / posted yet?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 13:46, archived)
# I did
but I will be spending more time on it tonight to try and clean it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:50, archived)
# moist cake?
*guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Blame mother.
She makes me do things.

*oooaaaoooooh*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 13:46, archived)
# righto!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:47, archived)
# you claimed earlier that you
were gonna be "drier" thisavo?
What happened, still drunk perhaps?

blinkin journo's! drunkards the lot of em....
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:47, archived)
# She only aspires to moistness.
She hasn't achieved it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Pffffft
Right enough.

Brief but fluffy TJ: I got this in an attachment the other day - does anybody know its origins?

I'm so proud of my newly-acquired HTML skills, I'll give meself a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Awww!
*right-clicks"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:52, archived)
# It is rather lovely.
Frighteningly enough I got it from a pr0n-obsessed friend titled "blonde pole dancer" - opened it rather tentatively, but was pleasantly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Bless!
It's like those bears that hug your pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:54, archived)
# sorry, can't help
but have a yay for reminding us of it.

BTW, closing on the 1000 mark there....
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 14:01, archived)
# How close?
*can't find out, but want to be careful and get ace '1000' image for actual*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 14:04, archived)
#
check email for details
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha - proper made me laugh that did
woo to you and all your kin
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:43, archived)
# hmmm
(osiem, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Snap!

Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:37, archived)
# ouchie
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Eek!
did you let that Derren Brown near your cards again? I did warn you.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# brilliant shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:40, archived)
# That is very woo!
And for a fluffy TJ, has enyone seen this little cutie pie before?

www.zodiacworld.org/alonewolf/animals/bears/CUTE-POLARBEAR-CUB-SITTINGONSNOW.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:41, archived)
# aaaah...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:42, archived)
# That is off the fluff scale
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I don't think that filename is descriptive enough.
Describe it some more!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Aww!
Send it to rob for 'things that make you go aaahhhh'
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:45, archived)
# I think I shall
:D
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:52, archived)
# awwwwwwww
.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:49, archived)
# I made this for all the trolls.

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# kill kill kill kill kill the trolls
look under the bridges, that's where they hide...
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# hunt them down
there shall be no clemency!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:29, archived)
# then beauty
shall be my bride
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:29, archived)
# woo, he's playing near me soon
i hope my bloke got the hint that its my birthday very soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:29, archived)
# York
I saw him in York the other week, and after the show got my piccy taken, what a nice man he is!
(I helped save b3ta! emmalina, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# if i *happen*- to be there
i wanna go dressed as a troll

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:32, archived)
# how do trolls dress?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:33, archived)
# How do
to you too.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:34, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:34, archived)
# you goober
you made me laugh muchly
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:36, archived)
# *chuckle*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:37, archived)
# um, don't know about messageboard trolls
but the other type have big jaws pointy teeth and are green (sometimes blue or stone, depending what type)

(went to shaun of the dead as a zombie and POTC as a pirate, its a bad habit)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:35, archived)
# OFFICIAL
Shaun of the Dead is my 5th favourite movie of all time.

It simply ruled.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:37, archived)
# i don't have a film order
but its definitely near the top if i had one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:38, archived)
# I am sad
and have a list of my top 20 films.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:41, archived)
# What's number 14?
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I'm hoping to go to one of the Newcastle ones
twill be a nice end to the year
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Saw him play manchester
last weekend,
laughed so hard I very nearly pisssed myself!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:36, archived)
# I am DEATH!
A winged beast!
Born on the wings of night and I am hungry for a feast!
i am the nemesis of the vole!
And my heart is black as cole!
Oh, you can hit me with a trowel!
I am an owl.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:38, archived)
# human slaves
in an insect nation

oooooooOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Mother
Have you animated your norkometer yet?

If not, post up a link and I will have a crack (if that is ok with you). Have only animated one thing before though so may prove to be crap...
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Oh, bugger, I forgot.
If you want to animate it, would it be easier if I send you the unmerged file? Would you like it in .psp or .psd format?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:36, archived)
# .psd
Will do me nicely and I'll see what I can do - though like I say don't hold your breath!
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:51, archived)
# *Waits patiently*
*really needs to get back and start doing some work!*
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:04, archived)
# haha
is it just me or does Jools Holland look like a troll trying to be a human?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:33, archived)
# I suppose he does, in a way.


Teh ever-seamless Jools Holland
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# I've clicked ignore
4 times in the past week. is it a troll invasion?
(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:35, archived)
# They apply for Troll asylum
and the government just lets them in with no thought for how they behave on message boards. Tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:38, archived)
# I blame Hans Christian Anderson and The Brothers Grimm
for all these trolls. But usually they eat goats however lately they prefer to bother us lot with showing us goatses
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:40, archived)
# That's what we need -
decoy goats.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:44, archived)
# I like your thinking
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:46, archived)
# i thought that they turn to stone
when exposed to sunlight
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Please mods make these buttons.
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Breaking News.... as well as plates, glasses, toys etc...

Well I wouldn't cross her...
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:26, archived)
# ha!
yeah, who is she? saw her for teh first time yesterday, and she scared the bejesus out of me- she one cross looking lady
(Capt'n Fabulous, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Next time someone posts Glass Cockage,
DON'T BE UNFLUFFY! Offer them a sweetie instead:

(Tonto Popadopolous, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:26, archived)
# ooh woo to these both
i like your woo...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# thank you i was going to use
this one
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# oooooh
that's woo and yay (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Wow
What a woo
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Ya®®®! Avast the minty highways!
have an all-natural woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Abdul you’re not allowed to use your head
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# She looks like...
...she's doing a proctol examination on one of them - right up to the armpit as well.

That has to hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahah
like it a lot
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:26, archived)
# is
that a bouncy castle twister mat thing?

(bum plops, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# aparently so it was the only big empty twister mat i could get
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# pure class
bouncy twister!

(bum plops, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:29, archived)
# I will be like this today. And that damn scoliosis check! I hafta take my shirt off.....*goes off grumbling*



COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
#

I'm not keen on the new, darker direction that your work is taking.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Right.
Like a big fool, I clicked on the bodyworld.com link a few pages back, not knowing what it was. Twunt. My homepage then started resetting to some "search everything!" site, stored directly to my C:\\ ("C:\\searchpage.html"). This file would not let me delete it, and resetting the homepage worked for about a minute before it came back. (tried both of these on and offline). I also tried cache clearing and virus scanning (with latest version of AVG). Nothing came up. I then tried creating a clean XP user account to transfer my data to, which displayed the same problem. However, none of the original accounts on the computer did so. At which point I attempted to download Firefox and work from there. The page came up again when I tried to download, but I was able to get the file by clicking "save target as". THerefore, I'm now using firefox, and the problem is not affecting me as it is evidently IE-specific.
Does anyone know what the hell is going on here, or has had the same problem?
Sorry to waste much space, but its a bit worrying, and thought that others might have the same problem if they clicked the damn link.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Christ,
there are PC advice websites to ask, you know.

Try Spybot and Ad-aware
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:23, archived)
# actually,
does anyone know a good way of removing beetroot stains?

or change the oil on my car?


anyone?
(80sGreek, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Try dying the garment
the same colour as the beetroot, thus hiding the stain. Works with blood as well. Or if you dip the blood stained garment in beetroot then dye it before burning it the police have less chance of finding it.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Put beetroot juice in your car.
It absorbs the oil so after 30 mins just top up with oil.

For beetroot stains do the opposite. Rub old engine oil onto stain.

Works for me.
(maddave, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:40, archived)
# go to
www.lavasoft.de

download the free edition of Ad-Aware, run it, it should get rid of it for you
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:23, archived)
# *SNAP*
I win!

/smug
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# download
"Ad-Aware"

and run it. Will delete all the dodgy advert software that naughty sites install without your knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:23, archived)
# thank you
and sorry for the threadwaste, just thought it was a bit specific to here
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# what he said
and stick with firefox, its the daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Try Adware,
and search google groups for the searchpage's address- lots of people will have been through what you have.

edit: I had a similar problem, solved by a little program called 'CWS Shredder' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# use the fireforx.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Try installing
"Spybot Search and Destroy". It looks for pernicious cookies, DLLs, tracking bots and dialers.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# erm... Stick with firefox!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Probably a service running in the background
Take a look through the task manager for any processes you don't recognise, and halt them.

This should allow you to remove any unwanted files.

Edit: Or, use the universal tool - a hammer, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# In these cases a hammer and a condom
is all you need.

If you can't fix it....fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# I diud the same thing and found out i had picked up some hi-jacking software.
I though this sounded really exciting at first (thought i could be a pirate) but then it got really annoying so I used AdAware to get rid of it...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
# restor you`re pc to before it happend
that worked for me
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
# I have had a similar problem..
In the past i got a virus that did that, but AVG found it and everything was sorted. It may be worthwhile to get spybot and adaware (if you havn't got them already) to see if they turn up anything.
*crosses fingers*
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# try here
forums.spywareinfo.com/index.php?showforum=18

Best thing is to get a copy of spysweeper.

Firefox is better than IE anyway, so why not stick with that once you've cleared this up.
(michael_k_vegfruit, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# yes, true
but wanted to fix IE anyway


Thank you, tis completely fixed thanks to adaware, I love you all
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:31, archived)
# <rrr>
threadwaste!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# CWS Shredder
You want the CWS shredder, which you can get from here: www.spywareinfo.com/~merijn/downloads.html
(translator, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# buy
a mac
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:38, archived)
# there's always
one
(gamera, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Once you've removed it
Install the windows and IE security updates, these are holes that have been patched for yonks.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Oh No the Upload codes have gotten to you...
C:\ Format NOW!
(udlras, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:07, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
good choice of pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Very nice.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:22, archived)
# The expression is just perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:23, archived)
# don't hurl on the shell dude!
i just had it waxed!


woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Mine
mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...

... woo to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
# bubbles
bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles
(doobydooby, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:01, archived)
# In hindsight...
...Damian's step-parents decided that buying him a pet had probably been a bad idea.

(Conrad Poohs has been experimenting with genetic engineering, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Damian is the son of the devil.
He should have ben shot at birth

for that matter so should most children have been...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
# hj

(FAQ, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:05, archived)
# "That's no small post..."
That's twunting MAHOOSIVE!
(Nefarious Tim, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:21, archived)
# 121k
Yah big whinging whinger :P
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Cripes!
Yer not wrong!

So why's Moz taking ages to load it?

Formally detracts his whinge forthwith
(Nefarious Tim, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Seems fine to me...
...I use Mozilla Firefox myself. Dunno why it's giving you agg.
(Conrad Poohs has been experimenting with genetic engineering, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I'm using IE at work
And it took ages - I suspect it is crappy hosting...
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:32, archived)
# that cat looks stoned
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:21, archived)
# he looks exceptionally like me
when i was younger

woo to the pic
(Beware The Big Scary Badgers, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:23, archived)
# threadjack
sorry if this is glasscock, but there's an article in wired, that gives credit to an anti-porn crusading church for the creation of the "god kills kittens image". I always though this was a b3ta creation, or was this the original source? I can't imagine a church having a sense of humour, especially a church thats as repressed as this one.
(GuruAnt, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:29, archived)
# It's
from fark.
(tomsk, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Are all americans this fat?
MOD edit: please make your own pictures and post them.
(codiak, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:12, archived)
# are you trying
to annoy people?
(Beware The Big Scary Badgers, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:13, archived)
# not intentionally.
i was watching bored and caught rikki lake late on Ftn the other day and there was a 12 year old gir who was WAY over 200lbs, the whole show was about folks who eat too much and dont exercise.
(codiak, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:14, archived)
# just delete the image.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:18, archived)
# That made me laugh.
EDIT:

So you nicked it off Laughing Boy, did you?

What an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:13, archived)
# didnt nickit, just was easier to put it up again
rather than refer to it in text.

Well done to laughing boy , nice pic
(codiak, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:21, archived)
# you
cock
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# You have a lot to learn.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# what the fuck are you doing?
is a question that has burst unbidden into my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:14, archived)
# What is the source for the fat kid?
I wish to watch him unadulterated... for my own pleasure...
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:14, archived)
# I've got it
www.performancesalvage.co.uk/b3ta/fattyfatfatfat.gif
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:18, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
that is sooooo so great.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
# is that a pony tail there
is it a boy or a girl, i had asumed twas a boy
(Beware The Big Scary Badgers, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Flowers on the shirt
It's a lass.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:22, archived)
# fair point
but you never know these days...
dont know if you saw the story about the man/woman in perth that took a pub to court cos they wouldn't let him use the womans toilets, scary picture...
(Beware The Big Scary Badgers, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
# performance salvage .com?
must check that out
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Hey!
That's not yours
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:15, archived)
# *whistles*
thank you very much you bum-monkey
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Wow, that's ace!
I just laughed out loud while leaving an answerphone message, to a mortgage customer, bet they'll love that!
(I helped save b3ta! emmalina, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:15, archived)
# look down the page a bit
he's a leeching troll
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:16, archived)
# well it *is* my image :/
www.b3ta.com/board/3221097
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Congratulations.
By starting a new thread, using someone else's (excellent) image, you've achieved your Diploma in Nob.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:15, archived)
# i dind't know they were still giving those out
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Your a dick,
it was his picture. You fuking stoopid or sumit?
(80sGreek, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:18, archived)
# *ahem*
my image, my watermark, my post from about 10 minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
# thats what I meant
its yours, it has your name on it, why doesn't anybody understand?
(80sGreek, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:21, archived)
# when you put it in reply to
'using someone else's (excellent) image'

your reply made it sound like you were saying it was codiaks image and Neth was wrong in saying it was mine
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:22, archived)
# umm?
sorry I thought they were saying it wasn't yours. oops

Anyway...

its Lazygamers obviously and anyone who said it wasn't is an idiot.

whew

(80sGreek, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# easy to get confused on here, bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:26, archived)
# All your stuff is top notch,
I'll give you a standing woo



--stands up in office and salutes


--while saying woo
(80sGreek, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:22, archived)
# *bows*
ta matey
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Actually, it was Lazygamer's picture.
It even has his sig in it, bottom right.

Further to this, he POSTED IT FURTHER DOWN THE PAGE.

So feel free to shut you're mouth.

And yes, I am taking the piss out of your illiteracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Sorry about that,
didn't catch which side of the arguement you were on, awfully sorry.


/edit. your not really a dick
(80sGreek, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
# That's okay,
sorry for being so unfluffy too.

/refluffs
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# i saw it and instead of saying are all americans ..
as fat as the one all the way down
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there
(codiak, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:18, archived)
# ?????
Just delete the piccy. Woo to the original creator :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:19, archived)
# I refuse to believe that you're a real person.
I think you're a regular dicking around.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:19, archived)
# i love it
when a plan comes together.
(codiak, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
# The plan to make everyone think you're an absolute cock?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:26, archived)
# REPLY
TO THE FIRST CUNTING POST!

WAS IT A REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:21, archived)
# no. not all americans are fat
my girlfriend is american and is not fat. i also know many other americans who are not fat.
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Mr. T for example
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:17, archived)
# and
Karen Carpenter
(michael_k_vegfruit, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:31, archived)
# monitor + tea = fizzle
Rolf Mayo
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 20 May 2004, 17:01, archived)
# High fucking sucess rate
with stupid fucking threads today, haven't you?

In answer, course not, you stupid cunt. Watched the news or any athletics in the past few years?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Time to break out this one again
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
#
heh
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# There's a storm a-brewing
the little fella can feel it in his little boots
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:08, archived)
# what a camp article he is
he looks like a foppy prince from medieval times
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:11, archived)
# i recognise that dandy suit
it's from ladybird books
puss in boots
I've modeled my life on that book
(deep whimsy, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:14, archived)
# so have I unintentionally shopped you?
nice hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:16, archived)
# up all night
smoothing on the marg
(deep whimsy, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:17, archived)
# it's an enduring image
...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Have the original
www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

check out fashion link top right
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:36, archived)
# have a fungus related pearoast, why not
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:11, archived)
# why not indeed
the gnome looks suitably impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:13, archived)
# a fellow
belfastian b3tan?
(bum plops, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:16, archived)
# woo
to carrick

(not....)
(bum plops, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Ooh! Carrick!
It's...um...Carrick ;)

Actually, it's not that bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:21, archived)
# true
we have a castle thing and nice flowers when the DOE could be arsed
(bum plops, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:23, archived)
# i always thought it was
belfasters
(Beware The Big Scary Badgers, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Only to people who pronounce it as
Bulfawst ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Not one of mine but very fluffy!
www.angryalien.com
(bigkyri, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:07, archived)
# glasscock
i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:08, archived)
# At least he said it was a glass cock
Next glass cock you post has to be backed up with a nice new picture of a glased cock
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Also,
very GC, you Popbitch reader, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Ohhh TJ
This maybe GC but made me grin... nice to know there are people more insane than yourself in the world... Clicky here
Edit: Just noticed there is a whole website of the loons...
(TheJockGit, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:11, archived)
# That is bona fide hatstand.
Newsletter stuff if not gc.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:19, archived)
# I used to have
one of them, but in red.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I've had a big teddy one of these for ages:


I even had a bedsheet with like, rainbows and furry things and Lurgi (I call him Lurgi) on it, but I don't remember where he's from and I don't have my covers anymore...

Anyone know? Can you get me a link?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 13:05, archived)
# aren't they sprites?
from rainbow brite or something?

don't ask how i might know this.

edit: The character in question's name is in fact Lurky. try www.rainbowbrite.net for all your info.

also, here is a link to a pic of said doll:

www.rainbowbrite.net/collect/lurky.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Bwahaha!
Well done! Thank you, that's the one... So it's lurky? And for all these years I thought it was lurgi!
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 13:18, archived)
# no problem
you know how kids tend to warp things they hear...

(i think i used to have the red sprite when i was very young... i forget what i named it but i do recall it being the essence of fluff)
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Where did
the question of the week go?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:11, archived)
# ARG
I had a hedgehog called Harry.

I'm very frustrated by trying to do this BBC end of story challenge thing. Bah, no concentration for me.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Would you like to see
some puppies, little girl?

(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Shit, just saw
the kitty kat version.

At least the pea-roasters showed me some restraint.
(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:05, archived)
# The channel Tunnel....
what a load of rubbish it is, the eurostar service is utter toss.

My suggested better use for the tunnel would be to pipe all th UK's sewerage down it.

anymore for anymore?
(codiak, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:02, archived)
# we could put you in the middle of the tunnel
and then back fill it with concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:03, archived)
# oly as long as....
you leave me a teaspoon.
(codiak, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Ok.
*leaves 'plastic' teaspoon, backfills chunnel*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:07, archived)
# marvelous
opens sandwiches, listens to chill out cd.
(codiak, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:08, archived)
# I thought the Eurostar was great.
Really nice food.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:04, archived)
# I'd like to make it known
I'm considerably older than you
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:05, archived)
# In that case
I am considerably, CONSIDERABLY, younger than yow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:06, archived)
# That is true,
But I'm a married man, so I get to die younger, while you being a married woman nust endure many years of standing outside corner shops at 5:30 in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:08, archived)
# With a tartan shopping tolley?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:09, archived)
# That's
the one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:12, archived)
# I'm seriously considering
getting a nice stripy one from Argos. And a pair of K Springers shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:14, archived)
# i suggest
we widen it, and make it into an underwater city
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:04, archived)
# b3ta threads are a bit rubbish with just text
How about we post some fucking pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Are rubbish pics any good to you?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:05, archived)
# And what a good illustration of one!
/chthonic

I like it, really!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:07, archived)
# i like them
but here's a pic for you:
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:06, archived)
# how about
a nice song?
www.hindisong.com/SONGS/A_SONG_TO_SING_RAHUL.mp3
(bub, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:06, archived)
# No. If you have a lacy hanky you are an homosexual.
I like seeing what my computer remembers me having typed as subjects before and then posting it again randomly at opportune moments, it makes me happy.

Now for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:05, archived)
# back away
not today
disco laydee
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Yeah whatever .... write to your MP
And then post us a kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:05, archived)
# better than the ferry,
non?
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:05, archived)
# i enjoyed it when i went last year.
have a picture:
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:05, archived)
# That still reduces me
to a fit to tearful laughter every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:08, archived)
# hee hee, I've been waiting for an excuse to use this!

stop Fred wasting, you ruffian!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:07, archived)
# that is
rather good :o)
(codiak, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:09, archived)
# My grandad had a good innings

click him for a new window
(It's 5mb unfortunately so may take a while)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:00, archived)
# thats fucking ace.
you are a truly inspiring artisté.

edit: aww i cant stop watching it now. get this man an OBE, stat!

(grampski, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Flippin eck
And lion poo into the bargin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:04, archived)
# that was the best 5mb of my life!
(although i bet getty images will want a word with you)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:04, archived)
# didn't notice that until you said :)
impressive avoidance of the logo though. wonder what editing thingy was used...

(grampski, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Brilliant
The simple things are always the best.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Woah
That is just fantastic
Woo!
(TmsT, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Fantastic
Wonderful payoff too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
That is the best thing ever!

(since the invention of the wheel of course)
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:08, archived)
# awesome!
i is gobsmacked
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Best
thing
ever






*probably
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:09, archived)
# fucking bloody woo
and sponsered by getty eh?
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:10, archived)
# yES!
good. great!
(bub, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Old school painty mash fun


Dear BBC,

Paintmashing is all very well, but I feel I should draw attention to the above image which was drawn in Paint for Windows 2.0

I believe everyone should have the chance to try out this éspeciów retardo version of Paint from 'back in the day', so I are have place him at the following location:

qiiq.net/b3ta

Now the file is called PAINT.EXE and runs on XP but even if you DO have the uplaod codez, be sure to virus check it before running it!

I hope to see your efforts shortly, and I'll see you later. Want me to ring before coming round?

Regards,

Captain Rompy.
(Rompy, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
Hurrah hurrah hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:06, archived)
# I like it!
woo to the paintmashing of cats! :)

pearoast from yesterday of my paintmashed cat
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:08, archived)
# w/h/y
Felix cat = bonne!
(Rompy, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:14, archived)
# it crashed when I clicked on tools
.i had something like that on my specky
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:08, archived)
# crashing
Ah yes young Jedi, it does that.
Don't click on tools.

Also: thrill to the only format is saves in: MSP :)

WOO!
(Rompy, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:11, archived)

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