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# Top of the mornin' to ya
Have something quick and cheepio.

(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# snarf!
pffft

huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:34, archived)
# nice brand name
www.cdwelt24.de/index.html?cd-r_700_mb_gelabelt.htm
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:28, archived)
# They didn't really think that through
did they ?
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Cockmedia on der spindle
ya ya ya. nein, ya mit kartoffelzimmer in der stadt.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:31, archived)
# yes yes yes. no, yes with potato room in the city
???
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:34, archived)
# it's fun to fake german
it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:35, archived)
# A phrase once uttered at school to a german teacher
by a person who knew little german.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Mein Kaninchen hat keine Freunde
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:40, archived)
# balloons!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:32, archived)
# In Germany we are to be having better CD-Rs
Zey are square.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Dali Updated


This was a lot funnier in my mind's eye...
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Bastard - now I've got that bloody Birds song stuck in my head
And a strange desire to dig out my copy of 5D for the Lear Jet Song.

Have a woo anyway.

Edit: thinking about it, that am a good idea, that am, but shouldn't the lobster be the hands-free kit - it was the receiver in the original, so might make more (non)sense
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Lobster
Mm. Probably. I really ought to put more thought into these things. :-)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:27, archived)
# How about this?
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Dali-up.
Again, a lot funnier in my head.

Ning, all.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
# did someone mention dali?

(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Dali Counter
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:27, archived)
# I just had an interesting chat with a lady at McVities' called Caroline.
She was a big help. One of her useful suggestions was to arrange a few Jaffa Cakes on a bed of ice cream then quickly blast 'em with a cook's blowtorch.

I can't wait for hometime.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Some kind of stress relief programme?
"Ha ha! Melt, you chocolatey-fuckers!"
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:39, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Glass, Bottle


Badger, Fish!
(Erik Bloodaxe, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:01, archived)
# hatstand!
and rather lovley.
(I helped save b3ta! calihal, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring
Lobsterphone!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
#

Timmy
Andrew
Suzie
Lucy
Helen
Paul
Richard
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# haha,
the hearts are attacking!
neil buchanen and tony hart should team up to form an art show called Hart Attack in all fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:07, archived)
# I'd watch that
they could have a pitch-marker paint-off

(although you'd have to give buchanen a handicap for his yoof)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:12, archived)
# well, neil's big art attacks are fabulous,
though tony has morph assisting
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:13, archived)
# eep
claymation snuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:15, archived)
# reminds me of Karel Fialka - Hey Matthew
"I was sitting with Matthew we were watching tv, I said hey hey Matthew what do you see"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:08, archived)
# I remember that being played at a school disco
and some spanner was trying valiantly to dance to it.

Everyone threw Wotsits at him.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:10, archived)
# I think
you might need to seek a little psycatric syicatric mental doctor help
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:09, archived)
# *nervous laughter*

Suzie and Richard are still teh best, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Fucking hell
I feel bad for laughing at those.
But I did anyway cos I fucking hate kids
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:10, archived)
# haha!
You are the poster boy for autism, AICM£5.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:10, archived)
# i
fear
you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Woo!
I love those.
Does that make me a bad person?
Meh.
(dirtyhippy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:10, archived)
# you, good sir
are fucking insane

love it though they are genius
(Elfking, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahaha.
You sick fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Hurrah!
That's made my day!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:15, archived)
# That Lucy one
is pushing the boundaries - and I do so love my boundaries being pushed :)

/coquettish
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:20, archived)
# That was my favourite.
It's an aspect the slavering tabloid press rarely address.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:21, archived)
# i also enjoyed the homophobe one
greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Lol!
Get you behind me Satan :P
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Jesus Cocking Christ!
I think Hell is opening a whole new wing for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Oddly
Reminds me of wipeswap earlier this week - as watched intently by the missus and ocasionally by me from the kitchen table where I was constructing a model aeroplane. How idyllic.

Anyway, gross and rank mother of chumps brought a TV into house of anti-TV 'hippy' types. She proudly exclaimed that one of the kids had been sat transfixed by it for hours.

Well done, love. Well done.
(lord nose, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Were you aware
that the Lucy one is very, very, very wrong?

Thought so!

Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:15, archived)
# This series makes me want to die.
I think you have stolen my soul.

*Gazes out of window*
*Dribbles*
*Sobs, quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:16, archived)
# excellent sick sick stuff.
Where d'you get such excellent source pics?
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:23, archived)
# dark
fucking genius

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:25, archived)
# I like Timmy the best.
But I don't need therapy. Really. I can cope. Everything's been getting much better lately.


Really, it has.


*Sob*
(Don Jaime, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:27, archived)
# you sick puppy
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:30, archived)
# FannyFuckingTastic!!
I like them all!!!

When are they going to be made into greetings cards?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Well done sir
I have now lost all faith in humanity...
time for a woo yay?
(DarkStar, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# This really is about as funny as cancer.
do you feel clever?
(stav999999, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:46, archived)
# I don't need to "feel" clever, I know I'm clever.
But that has nothing to do with these pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Kitten


the above shoppage is a blatant excuse to set you lot a challenge - (i know what you're like if there is no image!)

Whats the WORST tracklisting you know of on any CD.

The most disgusting song titles, the most depraived lyrics...

...this gets my vote!

What about you?
(cybo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:02, archived)
# FTL!


My favourite band name has to be Anal Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:03, archived)
# It's that some kind of Goatse tribute act?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:05, archived)
# I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
www.b3ta.com/board/3414755
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
#
/loads Shareaza
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:08, archived)
#
www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:07, archived)
# hehe
"Bonus Track"

How rude
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:12, archived)
# PEDANT
"You're Best Friend Is You"

Windchimes are gay, though
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# B3tan to it!
they are the most offensive band in the history of the world EVER!

found on amazon
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
#
www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Ooh, looky
that's the complete works there!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:11, archived)
# You can't get worse than them!
They have a track called
'You robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fag'
(Idid, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# AC
And "I Became A Councellor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It".
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Their track lists
are pretty bad too. I remember picking an album up in Virgin of all places (when I say 'picked up', I mean 'picked up and put down again')
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:07, archived)
# That's not a tracklisting.

That's a list of things I look for in a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:04, archived)
# 38 tracks on 1 CD?
Good value.

Suspect low quality, however.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# About a minute long each
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:13, archived)
# from the samples on amazon
they're all the same thrash/death metal cliches too. Bit dull after a while, I should imagine. Only the titles make the songs interesting!
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)
# my mate has it on vinyl,
the other day i got kenny loggins footloose on vinyl.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# i also have it on the vinyl
nowhere near as scary as Peter Wyngarde's LP...especially the song "rape", i hid it in a room at UWCN so it would never be found (and I'm not telling you where Grandma of shoes). It's just plain wrong and dark.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# he he he
"His smash-hit BBC TV series 'Are You Being Served?' is seen in tea countries"

China and India?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:17, archived)
# maybe more Tibet and Turkmenistan.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:24, archived)
#
www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&token=&sql=10:sxknikl6bb19

track 6
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Pyronecrobestiality?
Fucking a flaming sheep carcass?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Heard a great song last week
on Spanish MTV, which (to the best of my recollection) had the lyrics "I fucking hate everyone because they're little asses." This was sung with a German accent, to a Europop version of Handel's Water Music.

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# anything by cannibal corpse
tinyurl.com/5mkhw
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:12, archived)
# my gf saw
a cd of bordello music which had a song called 'this cunt's seen better days'.

and elvis presley once recorded a song called 'dominic the impotent bull'.
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Why not try
GG Allin

Track 21 is a favourite
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Sicker than AC and Cannibal Corpse?
"Liquidized oesophagus mixes with bloodied excretion
As you pathetically gasp for breath
The stench of hot faeces scorch your nose
As you violently vomit to death"

From 'Vomited Anal Tract' by Carcass on the Reek of Putrefaction album
'Manifestation On Verrucose Urethra' anyone?

or a band like Gut... with such delightful song titles as 'Sperminator' and 'Dead Girls Don't Say No'? or do they need to get sicker? 'Wound Fuck', 'Hyperintestinal Vulva Descration, 'Anal Sushi'

For more...

Go here...Autophagia, Morbid Savouring and CBT (AKA Cock and Ball Torture) are among the sicker bands...
(DarkStar, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Hurrah ! - i just found a load of files i thought i'd lost ! - time for a repost i think...
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:00, archived)
# horay
for the smell of roasting peas
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Snaaaakkkke!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:02, archived)
#
arf!
(cybo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:04, archived)
# i dont post often
but look what you've all gone and done

stencilrevolution.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=18931&password=&sort=2&cat=501&page=2

influencing the children like this
(end, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:58, archived)
# ooooh
Ban3sy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:59, archived)
# arf!
i like the fact that no-one knows who it is!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Hooray!
Anyone know where it is?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:01, archived)
# teeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:02, archived)
# I see the
_yscale diet isn't working too well for him
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# yay!
svenno!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:02, archived)
# nice
but I fucking hate stencil "art"
99% of it is fucking lazy-arsed daub
at least old-skool spray can hoodlums made a bit of effort
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:03, archived)
# grr
freehand (unless done well) is 99% ugly scawled or bubble written tags. people trying to gain a megre amount of fame by destroying a perfectly good surface. Stencils are nearly always astheticly pleasing and are nearly always anonymous.
(end, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:05, archived)
# piffle
how is spraying a poorly-traced picture of miles davis fifteen times down the side of a war memorial "aesthetically pleasing"?

it's fucking chav graffiti of the lowest order

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:09, archived)
# miles davis eh?
i dont advocate crap graffiti, especially not on war memorials. but compare this

stencilrevolution.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=10399&password=&sort=4&cat=502&page=1

to a typical tag

zoomone.free.fr/images/graf/tagboite.jpg

it suddenly becomes much less chav graffiti and much more art. i admit, there is lots of good freehand about. and many crap and poorly placed stencils, but if you compare the ratio of the two stencils pull ahead in the asthetic department.
(end, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:26, archived)
# hah hah hah hah
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! calihal, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha
put their names on their t-shirts!
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:58, archived)
# ahh
what I did there, was not read the banner correctly :) soz
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:04, archived)
# haha! good stuff...
i think that was us last night... :o
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:10, archived)
# argh!
raccooooooooons!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:11, archived)
# o lordy - it all comes flooding back...
..through the blear of my hangover...

edit: is it my imagination, or were whips involved at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:13, archived)
# *thwACK!*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:17, archived)
# oh dear, oh dear
my good reputation is in tatters...
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:21, archived)
# you
had a good reputation?
(I helped save b3ta! calihal, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:21, archived)
# ahem
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:24, archived)
# heh!
its a good one of you!
(I helped save b3ta! calihal, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:11, archived)
# the two on the outside
are clearly me - is that tenpenny in the middle
(arthur ascii, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Controlling teenage sexuality
Future progress in medical technology will mean that by the year 2000 every girl will go to the altar with her virtue intact!
(Don Jaime, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:55, archived)
# i would

for science of course, just to check that the pills are working...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:02, archived)
# The daft bitch
...
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:02, archived)
# *changes name by deedpoll*
Hi, i'm Mr. Right.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:04, archived)
# You need to practice
your new signature, O mighty Thor
(Don Jaime, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# this'll fool her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:11, archived)
# And remember:
no thunderbolts! They're a dead giveaway!
(Don Jaime, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:17, archived)
# she may have to feel the wrath of my mighty hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Now now!
No smiting on a first date!
(Don Jaime, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Potty-mouthed little fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:54, archived)
# ahhh, can't blame 'em in this world though
coincidentally, my mother cooks socks in hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:55, archived)
# I wish
I had something more intelligent to retort with,

But, instead... hahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:58, archived)
# My butcher
hacks cocks to sell.

(Sorry.)
(Don Jaime, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Yay to The Exorcist Kitties
Merrin! Merrin!
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:31, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:52, archived)
# ARF!
that made me LOL
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Pfft!
First thing I see this morning and now I have Irn bru all over my keyboard/monitor/desk.

Woo!
(Gype, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Irn Bru??!!!
At this time? Are you mad?
*Hides half empty vodka bottle*
(Willboy:, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:54, archived)
# real men drink herbal tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:55, archived)
# YAY!!!








unless you were joking and, once again, I am alone - then BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:56, archived)
# true dat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Now that is woo
and woo again.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:17, archived)
# No1
hangover cure, take as and when needed.
(Gype, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:56, archived)
# Are you referring to Vodka there?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:03, archived)
# That works too.
Cant get a hangover if you dont sober up.
(Gype, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:04, archived)
# My philosophy exactly.
I've now been drunk for almost 17 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Irn Bru?
Do they really still make that gunge? Or is it something else with the same name produced by the Really Big Corporation of America?
(Don Jaime, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:59, archived)
# They do still make it
and it is still made by AG Barr - the Scottish company that has always made it.

As far as I know, it's the only soft drink that outsells Coca Cola anywhere in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Made of Grrrrders?
still?
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Well
they don't use that slogan any more.

Funnily enough, the also don't use a freckly ginger kid as the face of the product any more.

EDIT: although their website is a bit odd

www.irn-bru.co.uk/irnbru.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Thankfully
their adverts are a lot better now.
(Gype, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Still tastes amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Gnarf!
Gnyang!

Mnoing!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
but ... I hope that's not be the rumble of a bandwagon I hear
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:55, archived)
# sorry about that
I used a different picture than Sunshine Elephant in order to avoid that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Woo!
Patient: Doctor, I think I have kleptomania.
Doctor: Have you taken anything for it?

/hangs self
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Kleptomania?
Is that catching?
(Don Jaime, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:00, archived)
# No, it's stealing,
as any fule kno.
(Don Jaime, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Arf!
CRAP JOKERS ANONYMOUS
Meeting here, today.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:04, archived)
#
every day surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Don't call him
shirely


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:09, archived)
# I've been away,
and had forgotten the punnage level.

Or something...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:12, archived)
# pffffffft
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Nother mash

coz i felt like it. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:49, archived)
# very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:51, archived)
# ^_^
lo, sir god...

Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:51, archived)
# yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:55, archived)
# that's really good
is that a real tat?
bet that stung in the morning.

Lo miss
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:04, archived)
# I'll ave you Servalan...

Click for larger image...

Joked about doing this picture yesterday... Be afraid!

Is it just me, or is it almost impossible to find a decent picture of Stephen Lewis (Blakey) on the net? Not that I go searching for such things often...honest
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
# ooh a double-iconner
enjoy it whilst it lasts

hah hah hah
I'LL AVE YOU BUTLER!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:44, archived)
# horay
for people getting their icons this week (like me!)

edt: sorry!

edt2: Does anyone know the link to the glassco search bar thing for firefox? I accidently uninstalled it and can't find it again.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:47, archived)
# ha!
Saved me a job there...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:48, archived)
# ???
Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:50, archived)
# you have two irons they say?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:50, archived)
# AHA! so you admit it
(1, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:51, archived)
# I wouldn't try and understand everything that sunshine does.
It's a thankless task.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:51, archived)
# i accidently typed
irons

instead of

icons
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:51, archived)
# how iconic
(1, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:52, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:54, archived)
#
glassco.cx/searchplugins/
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:52, archived)
# woo yay
that would be the one....thanks muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:56, archived)
# baaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
I'll get you Butler!!!
(eyes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:47, archived)
# ...
best I could ever find were here, here and here.

I'm sure there's more though.
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:47, archived)
# did someone mention toddler thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Sweet Fucking Christ!

Who let him out of the playpen?
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Jesus!
You and your terrifying creations...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
# gary glitter probably,
top pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:44, archived)
# scheisse-bleedin-heck
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:51, archived)
# in reference...
to the images on this page: http://www.b3ta.com/board/archive/16614/
I wasn't around to see it earlier, but when I did see it I thought of this:

edit: new spong version (because I could)
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:39, archived)
# eggs ellent
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)
# More
And I made this:
(girlpants, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Improvement?
(eyes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Nothing that a brown paper bag won't fix
..
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:39, archived)
# AAAaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh
Mummy, mummy, where are you. Me scared
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:39, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:41, archived)
# i think you turned him
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)
#
(eyes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)
# you would.
that's so typical.
You'd do anything with a pulse*


*or without....
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)
# At your garden centre now
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Kill the little shuffley fuckers
Kill them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)
# fattest penguin ever.
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:36, archived)
# I'll take a pound and a half
thanks.

Woo, yay and pfffffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahahaha
belly larf!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
# hmmmm
(wallaby of folk-rock, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:29, archived)
# at least the chameleons showed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:29, archived)
# and 1/4 of the fantastic 4
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Heard who's going to be playing her?
Jessica Alba

Michael Chiklis from The Shield as The Thing
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)
# they're turning it into a talkie
I didn't know that!

(I'm sorry - but I don't know who either of those people are)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:39, archived)
# here you go...
uk.imdb.com/name/nm0004695/


uk.imdb.com/name/nm0004821/
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Cheers doll,
when I googled I got "Love Boat: The Next Wave" ... apparently she was in that too (!?!)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
#
here: uk.imdb.com/title/tt0143050/

and I'm not a doll, Thanks. Unless it's action man with the gripping hands™ and the eagle eyes™
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:46, archived)
# thanks again
and I know you're not a doll... was just being friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:49, archived)
#
fwap

Best cop on TV
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
# good stuff
The director of the Fantastic 4 flick is teh guy who did Taxi... which is rocking film. I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:44, archived)
# yay!!
I'd watch that...

I love the fantabilus 4, and jessica too...
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:39, archived)
# The Worlds Greatest Heros.
It'll be shite you realise?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:41, archived)
# They're in the middle of fucking up John Constantine
from Hellblazer.

It started off with casting Canoe Reeves as JC.
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:44, archived)
# ...
still waiting for hellboy on video.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:46, archived)
# that is always a good move,
couldn't act his way out of a paper bag

/mumbles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Preacher
with the guy playing Cyclops in X-Men as Jesse Custer.

Don't get me started...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Why O Why O Why
Do they insist on screwing up decent comics by casting shitty pretty boy actors in the lead role.

When it comes to John Constantine it should have been someone like Sean Bean. It's in his character.
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Why O Why O
spells yoyo
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:59, archived)
#
















i forgotten what i was gonna put
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:31, archived)
# isn't that a repost?
/dejaVu anonymous

edit: *cough* dejaVu anonymous *cough*
</joke>
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:32, archived)
# There
was an AGM bandwagon a while back
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:34, archived)
# it's just been done a few times,
like most things in existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)
# I got it!
But I'm lurking today so I couldn't tell you.

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Brilli-ant
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:34, archived)
# that is
class!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
# probably bindun............
.......... but it'll still teach the fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:25, archived)
# Hehehehe
Try and break arms now you abomination of nature
(Willboy:, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Actually, the only times swans have broken men's arms
is when they have been driving Transit vans or operating industrial printing machinery.

Doesn't mean they're not all evil fuckers though.
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:31, archived)
# Ha! Take that.
You evil thing.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:40, archived)
# woo!
a swanot!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:44, archived)
# God I loved that game
www.addink.net/nebulus
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:18, archived)
# borked for me
am afraid
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:20, archived)
# works here
firefox 0.8
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:21, archived)
# akk
on my IE 6 the only thing I can find that works is the intro page...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:21, archived)
# bloody annoying
that
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:22, archived)
# ooh, have you played lemmings revolution?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:22, archived)
# I cracked Lemmings
on C64. Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:23, archived)
# 313373!
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Is that the one
where the lemmings rise up against you, and you're put on trial for crimes against lemmingdom and lemmmingcide?
(Pelle ghola, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:25, archived)
# no,
it's on a 3D revolving circuit, like this game.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:27, archived)
# Oh wow,
I used to have that on the ST.

*kisses any planned work for the day goodbye*
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:23, archived)
# same here
on both counts

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:31, archived)
# How the hell do you jump?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:28, archived)
# space
as it states on the title screen
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:29, archived)
# but
it only works when you're walking
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:31, archived)
# Ah
That was the problem

This ones fun as well www.addink.net/draggun
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:32, archived)

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