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beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)

Good day sir!

I have paid homage.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)

hahaha

I love all this ^

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)

hahahaha !

I am humbled... :-)

Cheers Sir !

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)

that's superb!

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slight yoinks!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)

hehehehehehe

the hazing gets pretty extreme, though

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)

and there isn't much ammunition

for the food fights either...

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)

Shame on you

Don't you know that "most inmates are fed better at Guantanamo than at home"

Why, even the children they had locked away there got to eat McDonald's once or twice.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)

Indeed.

Pretty much all of them gained weight.

But don't let troublesome facts get in the way of your little hate-America festival.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)

Criticism of the Bush administration only equates to hatred of America

in your tiny little mind.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)

In your tiny little mind

people who try to stop terrorism and dictatorship are worse than actual terrorists and dictators.

Your ethical values are totally inverted.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)

No,

I have the luxury of you inverting them on my behalf... but thanks for playing.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:30, archived)

You have the luxury

of doing your best to mock the system that feeds, houses and protects you, while leaving the real criminals, mass murderers and torturers of the world unmolested by your sneers. And you can only do that because you live in a democratic country.

Yet you despise that democracy rather than those who are trying to destroy it. Your activities are a waste.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)

There you go again - feeding the world your black and white vision

I love democracy... I mock and oppose all those who would destroy or weaken it.

And that goes for you, too, Mr Shouty Pants.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

You're the one with the black and white vision.

If Bush or Blair are less than perfect, you think they're Hitler.

You're weakening democracy with your distortions.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)

Please stop shoving your words

into my mouth... they taste like sewage for some reason.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)

let's save everyone the time and space...

www.b3ta.com/board/5152291

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)

seconded!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:14, archived)

haha yay

complete with special face-breaking frat boy signet rings

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:56, archived)

It's always been exclusive

You have to be a terrorist to get in.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:56, archived)

Oh, really?

I got the impression they were pretty flexible on that rule. Well, on most rules to be honest.

edit: Gosh, hasn't it gone quiet?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)

Your impressions,

based as they are on left-wing propaganda, have little relation to reality.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)

So you're telling me

that every inmate in Gunatanamo is a terrist. I'd be interested in seeing your proof.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)

I'd be interested to see your proof

that they're not.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)

Sorry, chum.

I have the presumption of innocence on my side. Show me your proof of guilt.

Here's a clue: You can start by looking through the records of the trials these men have been given.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)

Bush has the presumption of innocence

but that doesn't stop you and Bo'bo'bo'obo'bo'dor and others caling him a criminal.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)

Aw, poor diddums...

he has to put up with people using word-like-things against his use of bombs, napalm, torture and detention without trial. There's no justice.

I know you must be feeling left out, what with having no banner and all... so I made this just for you:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)

So you're reality-impaired

and instead of citing facts you can only make stupid jokes.

www.b3ta.com/board/5164747

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)

beats changing the subject

I have the presumption of innocence on my side. Show me your proof of guilt.

Here's a clue: You can start by looking through the records of the trials these men have been given.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)

Prisoners of war don't get trials.

And being captured while fighting out of uniform doesn't even entitle someone to be a prisoner of war. It entitles them to be summarily sentenced by a military tribunal and executed on the spot.

Guantanamo inmates actually get better treatment than what they are entitled to receive under international law.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

'They never had it so good'... is that your entire case?

They gained weight and all.

You claim they're all guilty. Show me your proof of guilt.

PS - Unlawful combatants don't get trials... that's what you meant to say, isn't it?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)

I don't have access to information that would constitute proof

and you know it, which is why you've chosen this line of attack. But the rules of civil law don't apply in this case anyway.

Actually prisoners of war don't get trials. Being captured while wearing an enemy uniform is considered sufficient to imprison someone for the duration of the war.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)

Gosh

does this mean that my impressions,
based as they are on left-wing propaganda, have some relation to reality?

And I didn't choose a line of attack. You made an assertion that you could not prove, and I called you on it. You ducked you dived, but at last (and this is rare for you) you had to admit that You. Were. Wrong... before swiftly pointing out that those rules don't apply in this game, rubber/glue no returns nyer-nyer-nyer.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:46, archived)

So it's not ok...

...for enemy combatants not to wear uniform, but CIA operatives in the field are allowed to?

Or if caught should they be summarily sentenced by military tribunal and executed on the spot?

(Fixx, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:44, archived)

One might be tempted to mention a couple of 'hero' brits in Iraq.

Then again, one might not.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)

yep, makes no difference really what nationality they are,

it seems like those with the biggest guns make the rules and those with the biggest guns can break the rules, but woe betide anybody else who trys.

(Fixx, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)

No, no

Don't try to dodge the question. How can you be so sure they're all terrorists, every last one of them, if they've never got a trial?

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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:48, archived)

Oh fucking hell

Here he goes again.

Did you ever think that maybe its not always "leftist thoughts" and that oh, I dont know, maybe your sometimes WRONG ABOUT STUFF.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)

Oh fucking hell

Here goes another unfunny left-wing political post on B3ta.

And isn't it terrible when people don't share your beliefs?

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)

Go and answer this question:

www.b3ta.com/board/5164723

Instead of trying to force your beliefs on me.

And no, im not "left-wing". I dont vote. At all. Other than on forum-polls.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)

yes, a terrorist without having been charged and also with no way of proving your innocence at trial

fantastic system

let`s all go!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)

so what are you when they

release you with no charge ? (apart from much thinner)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:03, archived)

Actually fatter

since most inmates are fed better at Guantanamo than at home.

And some who were released without charge went on to commit more terrorist acts.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)

Really?

(tomsk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)

Yes, really

But the BBC won't tell you such things because it doesn't fit their political agenda.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)

Okay then,

I'll believe you if you can link to something credible backing up that claim.

(tomsk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)

Since you haven't defined "credible"

I'll let you choose for yourself from these 37,600 links.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)

Actually,

I was more interested in the "some who were released without charge went on to commit more terrorist acts."
I'm perfectly prepared to believe that being under American jurisdiction can make people fat, that's not much of a stretch...

(tomsk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)

Takes a while to google them

but here's one report, since you probably won't regard this report as "credible" by your standards.

It would be unwise to assume that people are pure as the driven snow merely because they're being held by the evil US.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)

There you go dealing in extremes again

My insisting on a trial or doubting their level of guilt does not mean that I think they are whiter than white.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:27, archived)

I don't assume that, that's why I was asking.

The first link didn't work for me, and yes, I'm somewhat unwilling to believe 100% what I read on foxnews.com, but let's assume it's true for now: surely, if the US releases suspected terrorists back into the world and they come back to fight again, that's a major intelligence failure on the part of the US administration in its job to protect it's citizens?

(tomsk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)

It's certainly a failure

-- but it's erring on the side of giving the prisoners more rights rather than less.

If the US heeded the demands of some that all Guantanamo inmates be released unless they were positively proven to be terrorists to jury-trial standards, it would only worsen that situation.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

And holding men without trial, torturing them and 'rendering' them

is helping us to win hearts and minds across the globe.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

Actually it's you

who is doing your level best to 'lose' as many hearts and minds across the globe as you possibly can.

All because your own side isn't as perfectly squeaky-clean as you'd like it to be -- even as you don't ever criticise the real mass murderers, torturers and tyrants we're fighting.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:44, archived)

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yes, I am unwittingly in league with the terrists. I should let a few more things slide, lest I provide fodder for recruitment videos.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:49, archived)

Hmm.

I don't know my international human rights law well enough to continue this discussion, really.

(tomsk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:46, archived)

Don't let him bluff you.

Most of his arguements are based on what he learns from War Picture Library.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:52, archived)

Oh,

I really can't be bothered. I was just interested to see if there actually was some solid report saying something like "Muhammed Q. Jihaddist was released from Gitmo on Monday and blew the fuck out of Baghdad on Thursday", but of course it's just some GOP loudmouth on Fox saying the US admin is "too liberal" again. "Too liberal..." You couldn't make it up, no-one would believe you.

(tomsk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)

If you speak to him

You only give him an excuse to whinge.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)

it was in The Sun too

guv

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)

The girl on Page Three

told me and all

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)

added to the deportation list?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)

Awesome

really, really awesome

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:01, archived)

(Volcanic Panic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)

you are joe.

AICMFP

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)

seamless

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Bitchpapa, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)

I don't

understand.

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Goldfish_, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)

Gordon approaches the leadership contest with the class and dignity it deserves...

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)

with this subtlety

you are really spoiling us

vere woo

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)

I can`t help but see Michael Jackson dancing inside the flowers on the right

crotch pointing forrrrrward

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)

No wonder they are all so bloody happy!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)

yay

bongs all round

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)

have a re-worked pearoast

from the wee hours

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:44, archived)

Still would

(and how!)

Cor that's lully that is!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:44, archived)

sweet

very nice, cute too. Anyone we should know ?

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Darryn.R, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:44, archived)

wow very nice

though it is crying out for a massive magenta cock

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)

just like i am.

But there are none to be found.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)

cor!

top work on teh hair

lovely pic of Ms. Rai

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)

who is this ms rai?

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)

no idea

thought I`d try to look cool by pretending to know her

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)

she's a bollywood star

I only know this because I came across a picture of her and it made me happy in my special place. So I googled her. Then I was extremely happy in my special place.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)

*googles*

*visits bathroom whistling happy song*

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)

wow!

The hair looks proper ace!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)

he stole it from Nickelodeon

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)

I did not!

I stole it from Wogan's wig closet.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)

tell it to SpongeBob...

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

Superb stuff!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)

lully

what software are you using ?

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)

taterswap CS1

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)

Rar

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:31, archived)

*spits water everywhere*

HAHAHAHAAHAHAA that`s the best thing ever

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:33, archived)

eeek!

and a woo

*milks*

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:33, archived)

Nikelodeon stole your photos?

Ooooh, ooh where?
Woo for DG prostrate feelage.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:33, archived)

hahahahaaaahaa

she looks surprised, but she knows what she's doing

houpla and panowie

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:33, archived)

Ouch

Which ones did they nick?

(ouch)

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:33, archived)

David Hasselhoff, used it on a TV show.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)

Linkage anywhere?

For us to view?

(The Love Manatee, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)

Here

www.b3ta.com/board/5153740

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)

The cheeky buggers!

Sue them for every DisneyDollar(TM) they've got!

(The Love Manatee, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)

Shit

Which show?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:37, archived)

they had better not think about using the Bruno Brookes one

*primes brick*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)

kiss

Bruno Brookes

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:40, archived)

arf

that explains quite a lot :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)

if it's owned by disney

why is it's studios in universal studios?

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:34, archived)

coz

Disney bought the animation wing of Universal

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:34, archived)

walt disney's evil rotting head

seeks total world domination from beyond the grave

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)

his eye sockets contain traces of pigeon poo

also

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:37, archived)

yuppers

Wait til you see the Sponge Bob Sqaure Pants one i've got planned! :D I'll going to get sooooo sued :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)

That would make an excellent t-shirt slogan.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)

it`s probably a Butthole Surfers lyric already ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)

I see...

/Heard of them, but not familliar with their work.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)

noisy, weird, and amusing

oh and lots of swearing

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

Hmmm...

Sounds like my kind of stuff.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)

hahahaha

fantastic
w/y/h

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

Fucking hell...

hahahaha...

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)

Arf!

I bet her finger smells now. THE WHORE.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:40, archived)

hehe

She should be called Mary 'Plop'pins :D

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)

Nick stole wich picture of yours?

What for?

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d d, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)

superb!

hahaha

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:43, archived)

ha ha ha, Prostate...

*milks*

TJ:
by the way, what's up with the banners?

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)

Grrr to Nickleodeon, and yay for your pics!

I hope they steal this and paint it on their wall next to your Hasselhoffs :)

(SarahBear, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:56, archived)

ah, that's great

(brazzin, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)

that's a bugger

nicking your pictures. They can afford to pay for it too!
Having said Nick do get a woo from me for showing A Town Called Panic, really has to be seen (there should be a clip of it on the aardman site soon).

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moogy boobles, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:23, archived)

Arrr

"Who lives in a horse apple under the sea? Sponge-nob Hair-pants!"

...and now that blasted theme song is stuck in my head.

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:30, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

WOO!

did you approach nicelodeon?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)

in the process of

;)

Muahahahahaha!!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)

Pffffft!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)

Haha

I award you a prize for best thing ever ~~today~~ this ~~week~~ month

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)

coolies!

Cheers Nev :D

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)

how rare

woo!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)

hahahaha

great!

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PoofBird ~V~, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

erm

Do you have to be er, like, a bummer to understand that?

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FatherJack /me belms, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:42, archived)

wow... just.. wow..

(Nandurius, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:05, archived)

I have missed chinstrap

Woo!

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Brown cow, Fri 30 Sep 2005, 1:42, archived)

Teh gayest post ever

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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:30, archived)

what a sexy.....

.. is it male or female?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)

i think

that this might be

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djol, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)

rebranding

old faces, new tricks

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:25, archived)

absolutely

seamless

woo!

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)

the hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango

(wallabyofrock, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)

I tell you what!

And Dave the Hat will agree with me, Um-Bongo is no Kia-Ora!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)

I don't remember the theme tune going:

"Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in the Republic of Congo..."

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)

the tiger picked a passion fruit an apple and a mango

and made the sunny funny one they call UM BONGO

*dies*

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:27, archived)

they pulled away a strut and then the whole caboodle landed in

so when it comes to fun and sun and goodness in the jungle, they all prefer the funny sunny one they call UM BONGO

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:32, archived)

yay!

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:34, archived)

here ...

www.umbongo.com/downloads/?PHPSESSID=969a7109723ec10b6bffa84170943b09#song

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)

meh

close enough... it was 10 years ago

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)

^agree

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:39, archived)

It's to orangy for crows!

(puggs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)

it`s just for me and my guava

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:31, archived)

erm...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)

more lotr shite

you have completed 17.5% of this adventure

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)

hehe nice

I had no idea how to play that, aged about 7 years old, with a huge keyboard overlay

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)

I should work in advertising...

or perhaps not?

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Bluesound, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:08, archived)

Woo

"Being cunty" =D

(Volcanic Panic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)

I love that phrase

it's just too good

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Bluesound, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)

too true

yay!

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olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:19, archived)

Totally different than politics in other countries!

(Hairy Midget, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:20, archived)

I could have done the UK too...

but... the compo was rebrand the USA. If it had been promote the UK, I could have used a tetley tea bag font, same first picture, dunno what else I could have done for the second, John Prescott punching someone in the third, and then put "Fancy a brew" at the end?

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Bluesound, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)

Or you could skip all that

and make pictures that are funny.

(Hairy Midget, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)

Don't appreciate a little satire?

never mind. You don't seriously think I believe everything there do you?

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Bluesound, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)

I appreciate satire.

It's just that America bashing on b3ta is about as original and funny as something that isn't original or funny.

(Hairy Midget, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:37, archived)

there's a reason I wrote

american politics rather than america, because the two are completely different things.

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Bluesound, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:40, archived)

A little corporate rebranding and...

...SAVE 20% on SOULS TODAY!

"Excuse me, I seem to have a problem with my Protestant LV2:40 system with the Radeon Revelations Confessional Card"
"Erm, 'ave you tried looking on the internet? Our dogma specialist is, er, off sick with loneliness today."

Yeah, I know. Last weeks compo etc. etc.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)

haha

excellent popemobile addition also

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)

I'm still open to bribes!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)

Hmm.

I'm more interested in the time machine...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:13, archived)

.... BANNERS?

oh god no

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)

Bet your sweet ass.

This am paying for my next Spearmint Rhino visit(s).

I made another in FP size, just in case.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)

pffft

I hate to be a cunt about it, but I really doubt a FP with a huge advert on it will stay FP-d very long; best be subtle about such stuff

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)

Damn right,

spam is a bannable offence, be very careful.
And stop posting that bloody banner Rik.

(tomsk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)

he started it! nyah nyah nyah

*leeches pics of Lumpy instead*

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)

meh.. if I`d been smart, I would have linked those banners to my own site

DAMN YOU, BRAIN!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)

I'm suprised they aren't used more often! They're the first ones I've seen a year and half.

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)

I think they clog the board up a bit...

don`t you? ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)

long time no see...

i've been made redundant
HOORAY!
oh, have a piccy

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:53, archived)

hahaha

is this programme any good then? I hear it's shite from some people and great from others.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)

i quite like it

although it is quite far fetched.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)

so far, it's not as far fetched as I was led to believe it would be

but I still watch it.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)

i'm still waiting for the fat guy to get eaten

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)

That would take a whole series alone

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)

still

he stuck on a desert island for a while and he hasn't managed to shed any of his poundage.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)

but he explained that himself

"I'm a big guy, it'll be a while before you see the difference. But for your infomation ~~I can just about see the end of my cock now~~ I've tightened my belt a notch"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:28, archived)

tis entertaining

but a bit one-dimensional

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)

surely if it`s on TV, it would be 2D

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)

pfft

wise guy eh

/bad new yawk accent

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)

Its a slow build up - but quite entertaining

and its got Terry O Quinn in it - always worth a gander

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:01, archived)

I have seen it all and it gets a tad tedious

but the pay off comes at the start of series 2

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my mum, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)

I so agree - saw it yesterday!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)

Me too

wtf is happening there then???

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)

I'm thinking Government Experimentation

but am looking forward to more - as long as they don't kill off Locke, I'll keep watching

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)

see "the Philadelphia Experiment"

i reckon.

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my mum, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:25, archived)

I liked it muchly.

I acually felt emotion about what was happening to some of the characters, which is really unusual for me.

dunno if that helps.

(teasus likes tea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:08, archived)

Yup

It's ace.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:29, archived)

dear god

*dies of shock*
I was just thinking about you the other day
well I was thinking abuot puppy inferior which is almost the same thing

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)

well i'm back

now at least 72% more unemployed

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)

awwwwwwww honey

again?
what happened this time?

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)

i got made redundant.

now i'm a lady* of leisure

*man

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)

not for long if you want to have s roof over your head

and food

*hugs anyway*

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)

got an interview on wednesday

so hopefully i won't starve

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:01, archived)

Jolly good

now knickers on and make me a cup of tea

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)

how about

knickers off and make me a cup of tea

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)

with my knickers round my ankles?

what kind of tea are you after?
pervert

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)

Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea! Wee Tea!

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)

as I said

you pervert
Much as I like you
that is just too far

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:08, archived)

you are monkfish

aicmfp!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)

Woo!

nice.

sorry to here about the redundancy, did you get a big pay off?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)

i got bugger all

it was beautiful

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)

Arse

never mind. we're in administration at the moment so i'm looking for a new job.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)

Asgard is in administration!

times ARE hard

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)

haha

Thunderbolts are being outsourced.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)

to INDIA!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)

well

what with the rise of christianity and the fall in demand for norse gods, it was only really a matter of time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:01, archived)

you work for Furniture Village AICMFP!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)

no i don't

aicmfpb!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)

shit that's not good

you worked there less than a year then?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)

a year and ten months

so i got a weeks notice (1 per year)
the redundancy pay started at 2 years

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)

bastards, statutory minimums are one thing

but that's just not nice

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)

makes you feel so....

valued

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)

hahahaha

genie-arse

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)

ha ha ha - excellent!

season 2's opener is a corker

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)

Woo

that's ace

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)

Bloody hell... Theres a name from the past.

Hello there and Woo for the pic :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)

Nice work

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)

Hahaha, aceness

Not seen you around b3ta for ages, good sir.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:29, archived)

blimey!

it`s you!

with your cum-stained jeans!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)

Is this wrong?

I've been having nightmares since I made it...

(The Love Manatee, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:51, archived)

yes

very wrong.

you need to shave.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)

I have since then...

...and had the breasts removed...

(The Love Manatee, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)

i would have said keep the breasts.

they were your best asset.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH

a cherished part of my adolescence has been forever destroyed

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)

Me too...

...that's why I just had to share.

Mmmm... X-files...

(The Love Manatee, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:01, archived)

aaahhhhhhhhhh its Cilla Black!!

Kill it!!

(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)

top shoppage!

but why?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)

BOOOOYYYYY!!!

Love this horror movie.

(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:48, archived)

hahaha! YOU ARE A NUTTER

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)

yes

i'm really very hungry now

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:48, archived)

In the aftermath of Hurricane Rita, people were once again seen luting!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)

Ha !

Shoot to Kill !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:37, archived)

ye olde

woo, sirrah!
and prithee pffft!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)

hey nonny, no nonny, hey nonny no!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)

pind miss

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)

None of that Percy!

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)

obligatory response

hello

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)

nyaharrr! excellent

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:40, archived)

"with a hey nonny no"

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:40, archived)

crikey I'm popular today

hello

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)

i think you will find that man is finding`

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connor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:40, archived)

I think you're a big fat

Lyre!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)

there's

(pia)no need for that!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:44, archived)

No need to harp on about it!

I just picc(ollo) the people I will taunt randomly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)

"colin sell has composed a Lute concerto. And next week he's doing one for Exchange and Mart."

I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue paraphrase.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:44, archived)

you

LYRE!!

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Just Flange, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:52, archived)

*ahem*

www.b3ta.com/board/5164454

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:53, archived)

Pearosty because I'm at work and can't shop.

'Noon all.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

and again...

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:26, archived)

Huzzah.. Me too as the lovely postman has just brought my internetty goods

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:26, archived)

Hahahahaha

Ace.

iSketch, anyone?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)

Why...

...is "supermodel does coke!" such a damn suprise to the press? No! Really! Well, I'm staggered!

Nice pics, tho, all. Just having a rant.

Oh, any my tshirt shop is finally up and running today! Woohoo!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)

I agree.

I'm so bored of this 'story.' Hopefully everyone will have moved on soon.

(JPaddy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)

it's the summer

that means there's no politics or things happening except hurricains and that. I heard a rumour that jouros and pr bods have a constant trade off about who is going to be the next coke fiend that they out

gary liniker has been saved again and again by them handing over other peoplee to the lions - apparently

/pobsnitch

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chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:48, archived)

You are Beau Bod 'Or

AICMFP

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)

pea

(Londingham ., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:51, archived)

roast

(her new sponsorship deal)

my brain's asploding

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)

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