My First jelly photoshop post!
Im taking photoshopping in school, and this is something I thought you'd enjoy...
Needless to say, the end is coming...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:59,
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Needless to say, the end is coming...
Tattyshop is a subject in school?!
FFS you lucky bugger.
*sniff* they didn't have that in my day*
pre-electricity
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:00,
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*sniff* they didn't have that in my day*
pre-electricity
Yes they did,
only it was "Home Economics", and it was to do with prudently buying potatoes.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:02,
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^ ^
this
we had to walk to school
bare foot
for 3 billion miles
in the snow
youth of today.... mutter....
woo! for piccy
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:03,
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we had to walk to school
bare foot
for 3 billion miles
in the snow
youth of today.... mutter....
woo! for piccy
I had to carry a dead carcass to school for lunch
up and down hills and valleys
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:06,
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Me, too.
AND I had to share it with everyone else. Bloody hunter-gatherers. More like I hunt and they gather.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:13,
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uphill both ways
- - they don't know they're born do they? I say they don't know they're born.
*pisses self
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:07,
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*pisses self
snot fair is it?
I did computer studies at school and they taught us about punched cards!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:23,
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Lordy
Well back when I was at school/college we didn't have 'shop lessons either. Used it anyway.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:04,
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Go Domo!
*frantically searches music collection for a "J-pop Surf-rock" fusion*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:08,
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It's lully
but are those chappies in the rowing boats all "feeding the fish"? It does look rather choppy out there.
*damn. can't find suitable music... Shonen Knife have let me down. Now if there's a post about sushi or banana chips I'm pre-researched*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:17,
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*damn. can't find suitable music... Shonen Knife have let me down. Now if there's a post about sushi or banana chips I'm pre-researched*
yes its something I just remember
that took up a lot of my time around 30 years ago... damn them.. I want those 30 years back
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:16,
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zziiiiiiiiiiing!
that was fast - i was still looking for the bhaji joke! :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:02,
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Yay for curried songs!
Now try:
Tikka chance on me - Abba
Paperback Raitha - Beatles
Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
Tears on my Pilau - Kylie
Aloo - Lionel Richie
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:10,
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Tikka chance on me - Abba
Paperback Raitha - Beatles
Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
Tears on my Pilau - Kylie
Aloo - Lionel Richie
Takes me back
Girlfriend in a korma
Sweet and tindalooligan
And all the rest I can't remeber from the NME 18 years ago
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:49,
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Sweet and tindalooligan
And all the rest I can't remeber from the NME 18 years ago
I really should make a band
or even an orchestra, each wearing different amusing hats
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47,
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Aww, I dont want to miss the orangutangs out!
or the elepants playing the tringle!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:50,
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just imagine what they could do
and I'll look at the movement in your tiny hands in a minute, if you're not careful
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47,
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and I'll look at the movement in your tiny hands in a minute, if you're not careful
*embosoms*
Yes, I was wondering that, (but obviously wasn't bothered enough to actually try and find out...)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:01,
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I was wondering if my brother posted
but I see he hasn't. His name is Petgod.
I'd coax him to post but he'd only shout at me for being on the board and not fiddling with the POS system or something. He's bristly today.
Edit: *Embraces*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:04,
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I'd coax him to post but he'd only shout at me for being on the board and not fiddling with the POS system or something. He's bristly today.
Edit: *Embraces*
Mmm, I keep wondering if my 'lil sis
will ever register... I know she looks at the site now and then.
Edit: Yay! *oozes warm fluffyness*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:06,
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Edit: Yay! *oozes warm fluffyness*
Y'know,
I really love these. They make me wet-happy.
LOL!!!1!!11!1ONE
MAKE FUCKING MORE!
MAKE FUCKING, MOORE!
MAKE... *dies*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:17,
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LOL!!!1!!11!1ONE
MAKE FUCKING MORE!
MAKE FUCKING, MOORE!
MAKE... *dies*
I'll I'll Duke your Prunes in a minute, if you're not careful you in a minute, if your not careful
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:05,
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You''d better be
or he'll I'll exploded your head in a minute , if you're not careful you, if your not careful.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:13,
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i'LL
LOSE TO YOU AT PAPER SCISSORS STONE IN A MINUTE, IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:05,
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A dead corpses...
Well he was alive before I sat on him!
Joking, a mate of mine who is very much alive
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:01,
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Joking, a mate of mine who is very much alive
One
so did the guy I picked it out of (massive clump of clouthfluff)!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:01,
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The first sign that you're poorly
is twitching ears.
He is lully!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:50,
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He is lully!
panademic
love it .......cute little panda hands and feet !!!!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:58,
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Thats sounds slightly gay
*looks for picture of a "testy tickle" to try and trick Mr Gimpson into further innuendo-laden posts*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:30,
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I'll mong your face in the ugly flange, you spackshagging cuntgoose.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:30,
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*recognises superior swearing hen he sees it
salute {EDIT} miss
thanks everyone!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:33,
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thanks everyone!
sir/madam then
what am I, your checkingthegenderofeverypersonIreplytobtich?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36,
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I'll checkingthegenderofeverypersonIreplytobtich your what in a minute, if you're not careful
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38,
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pffft!
promises promises.
edit: Harry Hill reference?
edit2: yay!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:40,
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edit: Harry Hill reference?
edit2: yay!
I'll die in your hole in a minute, if you're not careful
second thoughts, no thanks
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:43,
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second thoughts, no thanks
You're a hairy spastic cocklesbian
with labia eyes and rectums for lips.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38,
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I want him and you together
in a big gay orgy with no pants on.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42,
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Isn't this what every man wants?
A slightly overweight northerner and an underage lass?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44,
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Yeah, but Northern Irelander and Northener aren't the same thing . . .
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:46,
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Coo!
I always thought it was more . . .
hoi noi broin coi . . .
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:54,
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hoi noi broin coi . . .
that`s the posh parts of Norn Irn
and the voice the newsreaders use
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:55,
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yes.. the ones that describe a creche as
an accident on the malone road...
(arf)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:57,
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(arf)
A Samurai Pizza Cat!
I loved that show.. if it still would be on the telly, I'd watch it. Every day. All day.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38,
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Me too
I did once get hold of a vhs of it, but b4 i could watch it a 'friend' took it to copy on dvd for me and ive never seen it since.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:41,
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Sorry but I just remembered
I've got a couple of slices of last night's pizza in the fridge which I'm gonna get me chops around as soon as I get home - huzzah!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:59,
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woo sir!
sorry for TJ: does anyone know of a free gif animator? i used ulead but the licence ran out, i'm too poor to buy one
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:39,
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That would be the Lennon
He does look gay. I don't know about Jonas.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:49,
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you`ll be Gimpsonning on the other side of your mister in a minute!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29,
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Don't even think about hatting my Dave in a minute, if you're not careful
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:33,
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I`ll spaz your Az in a minute if you`re not careful
.. been kicked off Fourthur? ;)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42,
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oh
bat tea boys
sorry, I must've been asleep
either that, or your all gay
now, where did I put those uplaod codez??
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:32,
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sorry, I must've been asleep
either that, or your all gay
now, where did I put those uplaod codez??
I'll poor eric your vaccine in a minute, if you're not careful
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:26,
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hehe
i hope that it gets that cunt howard the duck, bloody shit film that was and the girl i took to see it wouldn't let me slip her the finger
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29,
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So, d'you think
those two points are related then?
Who knows... if you'd taken her to see "Beastmaster" you could've been in there up to the elbow.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:32,
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Who knows... if you'd taken her to see "Beastmaster" you could've been in there up to the elbow.
you may be right
because later on i took her to see golden child and she was foaming at the gash
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:34,
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That's only 'cos she'd been shoplifting Steradent
and the top had come off the packet.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:35,
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she needed it down there
like a closed down kipper factory it was, fucking cats use to follow her home
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36,
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at least i had the Peter Craig catalloge to keep my spirits up
to this day i still go straight to the underware section
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38,
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at least i won't have to freeze my nuts off taking the kids to feed the ducks anymore
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:31,
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Blimey o
frickin' riley! It's excellent!
You should sell that on street corners as a download to mobile phones.
Start a new trend in mind-expanding substances to sell to those in need of such things.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27,
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You should sell that on street corners as a download to mobile phones.
Start a new trend in mind-expanding substances to sell to those in need of such things.
ever listen to this lot after a few lagers??
aloo this love and dhansak all night were particular favourites
so sorry
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:23,
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aloo this love and dhansak all night were particular favourites
so sorry
I'll listen to your lot after a few lagers in a minute, if you're not careful
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:24,
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*climbs in your head as a chance of being inside two peoples head at the same time*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:18,
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I like Scotch Eggs...
*runs like a mong with a rocket up his arse*
*is*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:20,
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*is*
It doesn't happen often
but I laughed uproariously at thin.
woo and gay
EDIT: Um, I thought that said woo and YAY. Stupid handwriting recognition.
But w&g doesn't seem such a bad notion, now, does it?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:19,
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woo and gay
EDIT: Um, I thought that said woo and YAY. Stupid handwriting recognition.
But w&g doesn't seem such a bad notion, now, does it?
might be better in your head
but works pretty well on the page too!
w/y/h
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47,
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w/y/h
Acetastic as ever!
You make me sooooo happy and yet so sad . . .
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:18,
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You make me sooooo happy and yet so sad . . .
aww chin up old bean
I dance a merry jig for your amusement:
*dances a merry jig*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:22,
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*dances a merry jig*
*is amused*
partly because I quite liked that radio advert, and partly because I occasionally dance a merry jig for my wife . . .
*blushes*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:24,
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*blushes*
very good
were you doing animations before b3ta ?
Or do you do animations for a living ?
You use all the great animation tricks with talent anyways.
Huzzah
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:21,
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Or do you do animations for a living ?
You use all the great animation tricks with talent anyways.
Huzzah
aww cheers
i think i learned more about animation from this place than i did doing a degree in it - although those were the days of paper and lightboxes...
i dont do this for a living by the way.. hint hint.. :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27,
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i dont do this for a living by the way.. hint hint.. :)
Isn;t it rich, isn;t it queer
Losing my timing this late in my career
But where are the cows - send in the cows
Well maybe next year
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:21,
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But where are the cows - send in the cows
Well maybe next year
i hate hotlinkers
Some board thinks themself witty to link to one of my old challenge posts.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59,
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Some board thinks themself witty to link to one of my old challenge posts.
meh
the board's at sugababy.proboards13.com. It's bad enough that its private, and even worse yet their liberal use of the Comic font. The pic they were linking to wasn't even all that good:
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:03,
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well its private
and I can't register an account to go in and harass them. But teh logs never lie.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:08,
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you need a 8000x8000px transparent GIF
that usually does the trick
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:02,
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He is vere cute
but needs a sploshun, just to keep the body-count high
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:22,
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fantastic!
and it brings my piece of crap work PC to its knees :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:20,
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bindone?
The idea came to me in bed last night (which is worrying) no idea what to put in the top screen though
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59,
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The idea came to me in bed last night (which is worrying) no idea what to put in the top screen though
yay for Boy T
www.fnuky.com/creations/goatsegame.asp
safe to click, not safe to play ;)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:03,
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safe to click, not safe to play ;)
Personally, I think KITT is as bad as Jeremy
and they deserve each other...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:53,
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shame
i'd love a monkey, i might move to america just so i can buy a special friend
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59,
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I'd like to write a film
with the plot:
1. Danny De Vito and Chris Rock (Jack Black and Chris Tucker if unavailable) are bank robbers.
2. They rob a bank - but wait! Since making their robbery plans, the bank has moved and a pet shop has opened in it's place.
3. They make their getaway with 28 monkeys.
4. Hilarity ensues.
I haven't written any more... I think it would write itself.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:09,
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1. Danny De Vito and Chris Rock (Jack Black and Chris Tucker if unavailable) are bank robbers.
2. They rob a bank - but wait! Since making their robbery plans, the bank has moved and a pet shop has opened in it's place.
3. They make their getaway with 28 monkeys.
4. Hilarity ensues.
I haven't written any more... I think it would write itself.
fan-fucking-tast-icicles.
and while I'm here, look what the lucky people on 4rthur have been looking at: www.4rthur.com/board/index.php#1855677
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59,
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Oh my sainted pants
I nearly bit a knuckle off trying to avoid explosions of mirth. Excellent linkage, funniest thing today.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:06,
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I'll think your KITT is as bad as Jeremy in a minute if you're not careful
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:18,
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thats well good
send it too top gear and then they would well put it on there tv show.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:45,
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absolutely fecking mangotastic :D
and that's coming from soneone who'se actually driven around Port Talbot too....it's a shithole lol
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Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:31,
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You mean to say you don't know who they are?
I can't beleive it.
they're Gee, dad
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:45,
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they're Gee, dad
best eddie yet
pfft
*edit* he has rather short legs in real life don't he?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:53,
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*edit* he has rather short legs in real life don't he?
'lo
i went for malted sandwich bagette, with rocket and water cress, barbeque chicken sandwich filler and a sausage roll.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:50,
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i went for malted sandwich bagette, with rocket and water cress, barbeque chicken sandwich filler and a sausage roll.
Good choice!
Morrisons here is shut at the moment, they're converting it from Safeways to Morrisons. Do they still make those freshly baked pizzas?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:52,
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not at the one near work
but near home they knocked down the old safeway and have nearly finished a massive superstore. hopefully they will have the facilities.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59,
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'noon, low hummus today so have these two...
(if I were at home I could of animated him; feel free if you can be bothered)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:38,
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(if I were at home I could of animated him; feel free if you can be bothered)
Has that mouse spluffed all over those daleks?
Dirty little bugger!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:42,
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Not when they're in a trap they're not.
*has mouse problems at home, the little feckers*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59,
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"These sharks are crap"...one of Viz's better strips :)
Woo to the pic :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:47,
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Woo to the pic :)
Yay!
Pathetic sharks!
does anyone remember the one where they met the 'sad crabs' who did nothing except listen to old Morrisey records?
quality...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:13,
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does anyone remember the one where they met the 'sad crabs' who did nothing except listen to old Morrisey records?
quality...
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