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I see mykeboy is posting, >sigh< has the little tit posted anything worth unignoring him for?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:21, archived)

can I use your thread to draw attention to this?

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Hamtoucher

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my mum, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:22, archived)

you just have

like it though

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:23, archived)

*puts up umbrella*

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:24, archived)

You just have.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:23, archived)

i am waiting for a wiki article on ham touching

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:27, archived)

I am seeking to remove it from use.

It just doesn't work, sound like one of those words children use when they are so angry that they can't swear properly.

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my mum, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:34, archived)

I didn't mind it so much

but one particular boarder seems incapable of saying anything else.
I got annoyed with it so am now ignoring him.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:46, archived)

is it the one who claims to have invented it?

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my mum, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:50, archived)

I wouldn't know about that, sir (Ted Fast Show)

but you'll know him by the fact that HE NEVER SAYS ANYTHING ELSE
and it's really annoying :¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:53, archived)

yep, thats the one.

[glasscock will prove]

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my mum, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:57, archived)

fuckin 'ell!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:07, archived)

You know ive never blocked anyone

It seems a bit silly

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:22, archived)

^ this.

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Goldfish_, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:29, archived)

I've heard Mykey called a lot of things

but little was not one of them

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:23, archived)

I'd call him a big fat tit

but that sounds appealing

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:24, archived)

Well,

his bank account details initially. Now he's on to explicit photographs of late Victorian aristocrats in stovepipe hats.

All good clean fun really.

(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:24, archived)

we're being invaded by /talk

I think its some type of insurgence

watch out for kidnap videos on Al Jaz4rthur any time soon

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:24, archived)

we're being invaded by talk?

isn't that like the welsh invading britain?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:25, archived)

yeah - boring

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:27, archived)

now now

lets not turn on ourselves - that's what they want

*is Welsh and currently secretly invading Britain

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:28, archived)

*warns Queen*

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:29, archived)

Elton John?

I'm not invading him

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:31, archived)

al jaz4rthur

hehe

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:25, archived)

shall we invade them?

post a massive 10MB photo or something

/shouldnt

some people do that here anyway

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:27, archived)

You can't.

Posting pics on /talk is unpossible.

*belms*

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:28, archived)

except ASCII

look back to the dawn of talk

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:34, archived)

hmmm

*views swap file in hex
*copies
*switches to /talk
*posts
*pastes
*breaks b3ta

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:36, archived)

This is true.

But ASCII isn't really pictures.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:41, archived)

erm - you can't - isn't that the point of /talk

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:29, archived)

that and anal rape

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:33, archived)

well of course the anal rape

but what have the /talkers ever given us?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:36, archived)

Herpes

(Pachey, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:43, archived)

....

well apart from the Anal Rape, and Herpes

What has the /talk board ever given us?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:44, archived)

hahahahaha!

^this!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:37, archived)

well...

I always thought it would be better if they combined both boards, and you could choose whether it displayed one or the other or both simultaneously. Kinda like a filter. And if they made each page hold double the amount of threads so that people didn't get as arsey about their pride and joy being bumped off the bottom of the page.

Thats just me though.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:28, archived)

Nobody really bothers looking at threads lower than about 5 down, anyway.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:29, archived)

hmm - are you some kind of spy?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:30, archived)

noooooooooooo...........

/hides

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:32, archived)

great! then b3ta will be stealing from madness temple instead of the other way round for once

(1, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:36, archived)

are you the one?

happy b3taday - if you'd donated you have a birthday icon today!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:37, archived)

Alright, who claims this little one? I can do a broadcast over the PA if you like?

www.b3ta.com/talk/1034995

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:13, archived)

fuck off back to /talk cuntmonkey

there I said it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:14, archived)

Blimey

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:15, archived)

we don't loike your sorts around these ere parts

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:16, archived)

I see

Do please explain why

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:16, archived)

dunno really - just blind bigotry I guess

maybe we could learn to love one another, given time.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:18, archived)

Oh thats fine

Im all for blind bigotry...damned fucking sightless.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:18, archived)

attaboy

*and so the process of turning Mykeyboy into a double agent begins

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:20, archived)

I always have been im afraid

I blame my split loyalties for never getting an FP
Or that im shit

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:21, archived)

Why not start

here?

(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:19, archived)

I agree

Women should elarn to love each other.

In cotton panties.

With pillows.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:21, archived)

that's right

*whispers 'talk board is for poofs and vegetarians - /board is where its at'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:22, archived)

*puts up fists*

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:23, archived)

Not the most christmassy decorations

(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:25, archived)

Good - get angry

only by showing your anger can we turn you to the dark side, err, em, I mean /board

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1035002

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:15, archived)

Why don't you start your own board and call it

/belm

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:15, archived)

who, what

never seen it

www.b3ta.com/board/5411238

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:15, archived)

are you causing trouble with the neighbours on the council messageboard

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:17, archived)

but sir

they started it

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:18, archived)

then I'm going to have to finish it aren't I

besides - you don't know what you might catch by dipping your browser in their filthy festering pool

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:19, archived)

Now, now.

Let's not fight. Everybody here knows that /talk is better, really, why bother arguing about it?

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:20, archived)

thats like collecting eggs, telling mrs hen you will take care of her little ones

and then throwing the eggs at the barn when you have left

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:21, archived)

Uh oh

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abandonnship, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:21, archived)

I dropped this:

/stirs

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:21, archived)

would it not be great

if B3ta introduced the opposite to 'i like this'

and if any post gets ten nominations it gets deleted or summink?

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:23, archived)

Something like

"I hate this," you mean?

I think you'd have to do it by unique hits compared with nominations in order to get a realistic idea of what proportion of people don't like it.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:26, archived)

you're right

it wouldn't

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spacefish bong!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:26, archived)

you =

donkey-raping-shit-eater

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:50, archived)

*clicks I don't like this

where's the fun in that?

funcking censors

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:26, archived)

for JJ.

CFB

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:11, archived)

Would

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:14, archived)

maybe a bikini wax is in order?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:15, archived)

Either that

or she weed herself.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:16, archived)

Whoa there

Lets not be hasty....

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:18, archived)

ooo

some speedy colourage!

good work!

(lift yr skinny fists, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:16, archived)

Oi!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:16, archived)

woo

but darn you, I was in the middle of that myself.... ho hum

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:23, archived)

Fun with colours

"Finally it dawned on me that Hector was turning blue because he wanted the heating turned up, pronto"

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:57, archived)

Mmm, nice...

Here, Samuel L Jackson's got something for you:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:58, archived)

Hello

*hugs for warmth*

Nicely coloured!

(Pachey, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:58, archived)

Thanks!

Poor you though, have you got frozen assets?

*hugs*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:02, archived)

Ha ha ha

Yes.

BTW, Fanj is insisting the London bash be on Saturday. Any way you can make it?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:20, archived)

No, I can't do the saturday sorry to say

am fully booked up with local events down home. Bugger!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:43, archived)

That's a shame

I'll still see you on the Friday though, right?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:51, archived)

TJ: Shopping Skills

www.frederiksamuel.com/blog/2005/10/honda.html

Its SFW

(hamchicken&peas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:59, archived)

Why do they have an unshopped

picture of Wayne Rooney in the middle of it?

*inserts witty mexican comment in here or soemthing like that and stuff*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:01, archived)

i didn't see a pic of shrek bumming a pig

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:03, archived)

3rd one down.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:04, archived)

ahh, no coleen

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:06, archived)

pssst

i modified poll.gif, so now you can add something like bg=ffffff, for white lines and text!

edit: or 00ff00 for bright green. "bazoo" as they say

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grey matter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:20, archived)

He looks so human....

; )

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:05, archived)

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:06, archived)

i always favour

Poligen Ha!

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:07, archived)

*goes for ninja-edit*

krut krut

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:09, archived)

You did better than chico

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:11, archived)

ha ha!

Thanks!

pffffft

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:14, archived)

Flying dolphins, whatever next?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:52, archived)

He seems happy.

So thats ok then.

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8=====>, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:53, archived)

so long!

and thanks for all the fish :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:54, archived)

pffft!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:55, archived)

flying horses?

best of all the flying animals

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:54, archived)

Do j00

leik h0r53z?

/runs back to /talk

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:55, archived)

/chases

or maybe

pufferfish?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:56, archived)

Brillaint!

/talk's better than /board!

*runs*

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:58, archived)

/chases some more

here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:01, archived)

hahahahah

ha, keep it scared!

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shift spendips make me sad inside, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:59, archived)

hahah

i like this

right im off, got a gig to play at the zanzibar in liverpool!

wish me luck. later b3ta

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:55, archived)

break some ~~necks~~ legs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:57, archived)

will do!

ill drink ~~one~~ 8 for ya!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:57, archived)

yay!

have fun

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:00, archived)

Thomas the Tank Engine's Mate

(Gobshite, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:56, archived)

yays, a friend for my flying animal

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:07, archived)

No Bridge/marine and wrong fish/aircraft

try harder

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:13, archived)

oh noes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:46, archived)

Whoooooo! HOOOOOOO!

Bazoo pun!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:46, archived)

Pfft!

Have you voted yet?

*inserts witty mexican comment in here or soemthing like that and stuff*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:47, archived)

voted?

what's all this here then?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:48, archived)

we're all voting

on whether or not to
have you banned from the board

it's not looking good im affraid

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:50, archived)

*votes*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:50, archived)

After some time,

which I havent decided yet, one of you 3 will be crowned king of the puns.

That is all.

Many Thanks and Kind Regards,

Redsushi!

*inserts witty mexican comment in here or soemthing like that and stuff*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:51, archived)

which three?

bill, barney or bob?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:52, archived)

Yes.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:52, archived)

Whatchoo on about!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:53, archived)

Have you looked at my profile?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:54, archived)

pffffft!

Nutter!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:57, archived)

*votes for Great Architect out of pity

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:57, archived)

ta!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:00, archived)

Your welcome

*pities

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:12, archived)

So when DTH passed me the Punaward

earlier www.b3ta.com/board/5411131 he was actually trying to get rid of it so I'd get banned instead? *sobs*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:54, archived)

No You're safe my dear ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:54, archived)

No I wasn't!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:58, archived)

no contest is it?

*is concerned by Ironman's reply*
*clicks on delete thread*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:52, archived)

your deleting thread privilages have been removed

untill the results of your banning are in

all your foriegn account assests have been frozen also

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:55, archived)

Oooh, nice idea.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:51, archived)

Arf and a 'arf

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:47, archived)

boooh for puns!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:47, archived)

I'll give you, 'oh noes'

*shakes fist*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:50, archived)

Can I watch?

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abandonnship, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:53, archived)

*slaps*

Well it is a bass......

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:51, archived)

All your bass are belong to us

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:51, archived)

Further Fan-service......

....cos it's christmas.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:40, archived)

WOOooOOooOOooOO!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:42, archived)

all i want for christmas is

unlimited special file access!
yay!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:42, archived)

woooo yay

Hoopla

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:43, archived)

cwwwooooooooooor!

hubba hubba!

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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:44, archived)

I've just decided

not to put up a Christmas tree.......

this is going up instead!

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:44, archived)

i've put something up...

but it wasnt a tree or a poster...

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MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:45, archived)

Blood

pressure?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:46, archived)

was it a homeless guy?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:46, archived)

Wooyay!

Acenessessity.

(Dooley, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:44, archived)

W^{o^{o^{^{o^{^{^{^{^{o^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^oOo}}}}}}}o}}}}}o}}o}o}o

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:44, archived)

floaty like

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:45, archived)

*empties sack*

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:45, archived)

stills fockings

EDIT: You focker!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:45, archived)

adjusts tinsel

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MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:46, archived)

underwires fairy lights

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:46, archived)

jingles baubles

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:46, archived)

decks halls

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:47, archived)

puckers mistletoe

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MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:49, archived)

bastes turkey

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:50, archived)

rogers!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:57, archived)

Ha ha

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:47, archived)

at least it was 3 mr's in a row

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:50, archived)

I hope thats a sack of presents

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:46, archived)

WOO to the muther fuckin' YAY!

that am ACE!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:49, archived)

Humana

humana!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:49, archived)

^This!!!

*Adds to list of JJ pictures to wallpaperalise*

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teedyay, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:20, archived)

Blame Flowerpot for this one!

Flowerpot brought this pun to you by the number 8!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:30, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Triffic!

What's all this numbers malarkey then? Is it national Sesame Street Day?

*inserts witty mexican comment in here or soemthing like that and stuff*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:32, archived)

I ask special friends to choose

a number from my shiny hummus pad . . .

Pot chose 8
Which was bolti hut!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:37, archived)

Your hummus pad is shinny and covered in numbers?

are you sure thats not a mathmamopticians tortoise with a tattoo?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:42, archived)

I'm sure of nothing . . .

anyhoo, a special friend bought me a shiny hummus pad from the Hat Museum . . .
He knows who he is . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:48, archived)

Excuuuse me

I was asked for a number from 1 - 70. Do NOT pin the blame on me. I was clueless!

Also, I don't quite understand this one. Please 'splain.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:32, archived)

A Balti is an indian dish

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:33, archived)

I know that pffft

what I didn't realised is that they were BOLTS sitting on the chairs. They look like apes to me.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:37, archived)

i agree

sometimes i think im too stupid for hat's puns

other times it's just coz they're ~~shit~~

sniggers!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:39, archived)

*slaps*

Jealous!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:49, archived)

APES??

Christ, what kind of zoos have you been to?

(the_halo (biscuit expert), Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:02, archived)

The type

you need a Monkey wrench to undo?

/starts Ape-monkey arguement

(the_halo (biscuit expert), Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:08, archived)

You can't wriggle out of it now!

you are GUILTY!

GUILTYGUILTYGUILTY!

EDIT: *laughs evilly*
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:33, archived)

que evil laugh

...

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:36, archived)

Quo evil laugh?

"ha ha la la la la la la la la la la la liiiike it"

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:41, archived)

pfffffffffffffft!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:45, archived)

*spangs*

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:46, archived)

why? Did she pick the number?

woo!

*edit* blimey! It was 1-50 yesterday!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:32, archived)

Yeah

be afraid, be very afraid :)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:38, archived)

haha!

hat-stand!

(

grey matter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:49, archived)

Dave, you are Nuts

ha ha

woo-tastic!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:32, archived)

arf!

You should recolour the doors brown as well, then it'd be perfect

(tan doory? No? oh, ok /coat)

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:33, archived)

Hahahaha!

*passes punaward*
Yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:34, archived)

Yeah, but...

...should this have had a new thread?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:37, archived)

Screw you!

C];0)

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:39, archived)

Nah - that's Phillips job...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:48, archived)

He might need

Alan(s) key to get in tho!

/coat

(the_halo (biscuit expert), Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:05, archived)

*likes this*

Woo!

(Bloch McParty, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:42, archived)

in thailand there was an indian hut

and the logo was a rip off of pizza huts, but used napkins

(

Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:13, archived)

Shame...

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:30, archived)

woo!

when are they gonna pass a law regulating such things and banning prominent persons aged more than three from wearing fringes

(gianthead, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:36, archived)

I read that as

"bad sperm"

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:43, archived)

This colouring in photos lark is great, isn't it?

www.b3ta.com/board/5410688

I've had a go myself. Here's the original, moody b&w shot:

and here's the updated version that I coloured in. Virtually indistinguishable from the real thing, I thought:

it is worth learning how to do it yourself with CMYK levels though -
it's tricky but looks far more realistic. you don't get the extremly high contrast and saturation that you do here... apparently

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:22, archived)

you're supposed to use tatty shop

not paint!

(arf!)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:23, archived)

Haha!

It didn't occur to me how much that looked like Paint, actually...

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:25, archived)

well... 1+1=1!

(

edovan, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:28, archived)

Ooh, that's nice!

How did you do that? It's like you've laid one image over the top of the other and then reduced the opacity or something...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:32, archived)

put the coloured one on top of the real photo

then used layer mode "Color Dodge" on the coloured one

simple

(

edovan, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:49, archived)

Cool...

(I was joking, actually... My Tattyshop skills are tiny, but existent)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:56, archived)

hahahahahahaha

I shouldn't laugh.... hahahahahaha

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:30, archived)

hahaha

very well done!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:24, archived)

Pfft!

Better than I could ever do!

*inserts witty mexican comment in here or soemthing like that and stuff*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:25, archived)

^^ 2nded

pfffffffft!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:26, archived)

I particularly like the little purple chap!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:27, archived)

Pfffft!

Facehuggers for kids - in all good toy stores (and a few dodgy ones) now, ready for Christmas!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:30, archived)

Nice hat

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:52, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

Purple Onion, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:27, archived)

is it the

number of bricks?

(

shift spendips make me sad inside, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:28, archived)

So remind me again

which is the original?

ha ha! Ace! Woo!

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:29, archived)

Fun =)

It's like a colouring book for grownups :P

(Insanity, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:31, archived)

cor, that's ace

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:33, archived)

As much as...

...I'd love to claim it was a combination of my inborn talent and 80 years of practice...

Thanks anyway, but I really can't draw to save my life, can't use photoshop, and this took about 10 minutes =)

Awesome program.

(Insanity, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:36, archived)

have you got a link to that

program?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:38, archived)

Try the thread I linked to at the top...

www.b3ta.com/board/5410688

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:49, archived)

Yes

(Insanity, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:49, archived)

Grownups?

Where?!
*hides*

And that's quite nice

(

abandonnship, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:33, archived)

Manalive!

I scrolled down and snottered all over me desk!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:40, archived)

trust me - just do what i did and copy his example step by step

www.worth1000.com/tutorial.asp?sid=161018

from tutorials here

your results are never as good the first time, but it shows you the basics till you get good yourself.

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:26, archived)

Extra! Extra!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:18, archived)

liddlebittapoliticsinitsknickers

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:22, archived)

arf!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:24, archived)

I would!

...er vote for her that is in case my missus is reading this (Like Cameron would anyway) Tcha!

(Gobshite, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:30, archived)

ace!

obvious, but still ace

(gianthead, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:38, archived)

ADULT KNIGHTMARE

"sidestep, sidestep....

ok, you're in a room, there's a table in front of you..."

(

ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:15, archived)

Spellcasting

W-O-O-Y-A-Y-H-O-U-P-L-A

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)

you touched the ham

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)

i what way?

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Hamtoucher

(

my mum, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:56, archived)

spell casting

S-Q-U-A-T T-H-R-U-S-T

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)

hahaha

i used to love that programme, but at an early age I thought the kids that fell off the disappearing floor level actually died.

(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)

you mean they didn't?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:18, archived)

it's true they did

they're all buried in shallow graves in norfolk

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)

my mate's dad invented knightmare ;)

we have mugs n tshirts n everything!

i shall suggest he makes a xxx version ;)

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)

was a member of the fanclub, i did have mugs and signed pics, all lost now, lost with my youth

(

ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:23, archived)

and your baldder control

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:25, archived)

ahem...

in voice of treguard "ooh nasty"

(

ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:36, archived)

:nudge:nudge:

:wink:wink:

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:42, archived)

Bwahahahaha!

I bet she goes for the beads...

(

freyamoon Submit!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)

Haha what a knightmare

she has no lube

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)

where we're going

we don't need lube

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:21, archived)

hahaha

yay for 80's stuff!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)

Arf!!

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)

hardly a nightmare!!

more like a dream,very nice dream

woo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)

Haha, Dream-mare!

Or something about loveing horses.

Woo, yay and houpla to the OP!

(

Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:20, archived)

yay

i love horses

(

Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:32, archived)

do you really?

*doesn't click*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:37, archived)

uuuurrmmssss

*also doesn't click*

(

Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:41, archived)

haha

you fucked up the link, you didn't add http:// to the start of it.

Other than that, good effort.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:54, archived)

There's no room at the inn

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)

Nicely done there

very woo indeed

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)

Here we go!

While you are all here :)

Can you decide?

*inserts witty mexican comment in here or soemthing like that and stuff*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)

*decides*

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:30, archived)

arf!

*hides*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)

*takes off hat*

once again you've amazed me with yer hummus.

ya git!

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:01, archived)

You see!

If he'd driven instead of Mary, they'd have got there sooner . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:01, archived)

Pfft,

I see ladies day hasn't done you any good then.

(checkers, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)

It has

now he doesnt swear every other word when he says stuff like that

Its common knowledge Dave has the mouth of a sailor due to a face swap after he went brain dead

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)

I see,

so Dave didn't need his face anymore so it was given to someone who did and replaced with his current one, which they found in a ditch.
:)
sorry, that was a bit harsh wasn't it. Sorry dave

(checkers, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)

Yes

It was on DTF so it must be true.

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:13, archived)

Yes, DTF is the most true thing on the internet.

It even has the word 'facts' in the title.

(checkers, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:14, archived)

and then jimmy crankie yutted all over the chuckle brothers

and every one went home smelling of serpents

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:14, archived)

Them bloody useful serpents

Fun for all, depending on which end you use.

(Purple Jonax, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:19, archived)

Excellent

nativity-tastic!!

woo!
yay!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)

haha

that's ace!

(

deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)

Woo for this

*click* *click*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)

beezer

and fab!

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)

He He

Festive

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:15, archived)

it's a heartwarming tale

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)

NOW THAT..

made me howl!!

(

frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:17, archived)

Ah Cherie, you are truly down with the kids ....

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:53, archived)

excellent!

Fan-bloody-tabulous!

P.S. Would anyone like to sign a condolence card for internutter? They haven't updated their site for a month now, so one of the thieving so and sos must have died

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)

^this^

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)

that

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)

t'other

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)

arf

you would say that!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:00, archived)

oooooooh

i get it now.

/goes for cup of tea

(

grey matter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:03, archived)

yes.you were correct

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:20, archived)

OMG! Leik wow

thanks! i'm super-honoured! that's going in my profile, pronto..

(

grey matter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:22, archived)

Hurrah!

That's one of the Bazooest!
Great!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)

I like what you've done with the shadows there

(

evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:43, archived)

yay Cherie Pollard

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)

I banged her

worst

shag

ever

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:12, archived)

She said the same about you

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)

"yeah but , no but"*

woo!

*I never typed that.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)

yeah but no but yeah but right...

This party is against soundbite politics...

but the world's weight is on our shoulders.

(

Micro Prawnvica, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 1:17, archived)

FUCKING

ROUND SHOULDERED CUNTS - AAAARGH

(

Micro Prawnvica, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)

It was the hand of history

Not the weight of the world. That's quite a different expression.

(psychobabble, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 10:26, archived)

Oh good god. You are right.

Sorry my brain melted because the whole country has gone to fuck.

Cheers!

(

Micro Prawnvica, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 17:30, archived)

good god!

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:00, archived)

i'd be putting yer name on that pronto m8y

otherwise some twunt (insert daily hate/the bun/daily spurt) will be selling it to the masses in tabloid form!

most woo

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)

Corking!

top work

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:22, archived)

Terrific

shopping.

And I Photoshop at Bluewater.

(

Micro Prawnvica, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 1:15, archived)

Eeek

I thought that was Gazza in drag.

(

Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)

Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:34, archived)

woo

that's great

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:39, archived)

wooooooo!!!!!!!!!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:41, archived)

he he

Tops

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)

yeehaw!

(

mutated monty, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:43, archived)

nice, well done sir

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:43, archived)

Wizbit!!!!

Woo!

edit/goon

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)

wordy

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:45, archived)

it's wordy actually

this is wizbit

ha ha this away
ha ha that away
ha ha this away
my oh my

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:45, archived)

haha oh my god, thats

a lot of nostalga!

(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:47, archived)

nostalga's not like it used to be though!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)

Dammm my drug adled memory

*sulks*

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:47, archived)

i wanted to smack that whole show.

(

my mum, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)

or just paul daniels

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:53, archived)

the eyes on the wizbit costume MARGH!

its just a horrid half-stoned half "look at me , I love me, I'm yellow and shit. You've rushed home from school thinking it was Cities of Gold and you've got ME, the CONCEITED YELLOW TRIANGLE. I am possible more annoying than Mr Mageeka, or one of those slapheaded grandads in the benny hill show"

Daniels is a cnut also.

(

my mum, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:58, archived)

Cities of Gold was awesome

as was:
Ulysses
Sharky and George
Vicky the Viking

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)

Anyone remember once apon a life and once apon a space?

Manga esque but once apon a life made learning about the body actually more interesting than you would think

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:07, archived)

Thry were

French cartoons, and fucking ace too.

(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:28, archived)

I hated all of those programmes

Especially Cities of Gold. And I'm now trying to stop the theme tune re-entering my head!

And have failed. :O(

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:15, archived)

^This

Cities of Gold was amazing

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:09, archived)

Wordy flashback

He used to scare me - like some massive talking "personal massager"

(Homesick Alien, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:07, archived)

Cool

like woo yay man!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)

have a new york skyline...

*inserts Kong joke*

(

shift spendips make me sad inside, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:29, archived)

what the fucking hell

...?

(

Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:30, archived)

Ming Mong

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:31, archived)

The witch is dead...

(checkers, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)

Which fat bitch,

this fat bitch,
pubic crabs make her fanny itch,
the monkeys saw and then they snitched

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)

I remember the wizard of oz being a bit more innocent when I watched it.

(checkers, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:13, archived)

Oh really

parental editing was strong in your house

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)

Is it New New York

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)

My Way

...and now
the time has come,
for my tongue
to taste beef curtain

and as,
i lick her clit,
my fingers split
her lips wide open.....

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)

You are bennyhillslovechild's long lost twin AICMFP

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:39, archived)

i never really got past this bit

when i tried to re-write the entire song

all i have left is

"i fucked her
siiiiiiiiiide waaaaaaaays!"

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)

I've beeeen out on the puuuull
I brought a girl right back to my place
And more, much more than this,
I fucked her siiiiiiide waaaaays!

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:26, archived)

hee hee!

ta!

just two more verses to go now and then i can sing it at kareoke

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:49, archived)

He am ver' nawwty!

*giggles*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)

hee dund aterized the bihg appel

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)

thought this would be better

(pdjpdj, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:27, archived)

if you squint - it looks like a cactus taking off

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:28, archived)

Or a butt plug with wings

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:31, archived)

*shifts chair away slowly

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:32, archived)

*Chases*

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)

New from bodyform - butt plugs with wings!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)

Now you too can stop that pesky anal leakage with

our revolutionary winged plug that can be worn in conjunction with any bodyform product to stop your body fucking up your clean knickers

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)

I would have got away with it

if it wasn't for that pesky anal leakage

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:56, archived)

Haha

unlucky

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)

indeed it doo

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MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)

It is wonderful as it is,

any better and you'd just be showing off.

Woo yay!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)

Even the Uglies Need Love...

*SMOOTCH*

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freyamoon Submit!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:26, archived)

Oh dear

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Grampa, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:26, archived)

Hi Grandma

(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:27, archived)

*puckers up*

or was that pukes?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:28, archived)

Eeep!

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freyamoon Submit!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:30, archived)

*flashes back*

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)

*snogs*

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mutated monty, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)

*kisses*

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)

I've had her...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)

She remembers you.

She thought you were REALLY good. The love of her life really...

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freyamoon Submit!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)

Well, shucks =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)

Is that a female Dugat?

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:50, archived)

Well..

Her parents were owls. I think they took too much acid

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freyamoon Submit!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)

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