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[challenge entry] quiicky and dirtay !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:54, archived)
# ooppps. that explains a lot!
still, I fear that would be a necessary (and welcome) warning in some neighborhoods around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:56, archived)
# I wish
they'd put that warning on the packets a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)
# yes ! when are you gonna start sending me that money ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)
# i like substantial best.
low looks clinically depressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)
# hahahaha
but all terriers are high threat
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)
# beware
critical is an alien
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:52, archived)
# There's only three levels
When we get past the top one I think the assumption is if you need a little bit of card to tell you what's going on you're already fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:53, archived)
# good lord, that's terrierfying.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Haha.
Woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Congrats on your first FP!
([sic] You're ad here?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Hooray!
and thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] When penetrating apples, always remember:
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Quality stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)
# to wear condoms
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:41, archived)
# c
cunt
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)
# cnuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:48, archived)
# hello
apples rule ass aswell
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:42, archived)
# YAY FOR THE SMITHS !
any excuse for a pea roast !

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)
# that's...
horribly fantastic, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)
# *blushes and titters* why thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:52, archived)
# may I borrow it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:12, archived)
# go on then !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:22, archived)
# that's some website she has
www.michelleofficial.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:54, archived)
# WHAT IS THE PASSWORD
I NEED IT TO VIEW FAT GIRL!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 20:08, archived)
# grin maniacally?
*notes down*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Penetrating apples?
We'll just tell your mother we, er, ate it all
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)
# bunsen!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)
# fake!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Bullet Boys
1988
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)
# they call him Old Faithful.
(kidb Not any more, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:32, archived)
# haha alreet geezah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:33, archived)
# they certainly got a big geezer going on there :)
w00t w00t
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:34, archived)
# yaay for chavs
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:35, archived)
# sheffield's finest
;(
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:38, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:39, archived)
# i thought i looked well sexy in that pic !
and i took it for you !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Is this the appropriate place to insert a rant

about the hypocrisy of trashing chavs (the politically
correct segment of society to satirize)?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:54, archived)
# what about trashing pikeys ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:56, archived)
# yeah, or kikes, or niggers
or those slant-eyed fuckers. I don't have a
problem with satire, just the hypocrisy of
applying it only to politically correct segments
of society, i.e. poor white trash.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# haha i'm poor white trash.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:08, archived)
# So am I (more or less),
but that has nothing to do with
the point I was trying to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:11, archived)
# fuck that, being a chav has nothing to do with money, its a question of attitude
like choosing to be a nazi.
(kidb Not any more, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:30, archived)
# ^This
Most of comedy uses sterotypes about certain groups, defined by age/nationality/race/dress.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:36, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)
# no !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)
# yeah nothing gets on my tits more than pretentious ex-pat
Englishmen living in SoCal!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Baaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:10, archived)
# "Fancy coming over for a coffee sometime, Mr Goat?"
Reminds me of some abstract photography I saw at the RA Summer Exhibition.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)
# splendid, can I put this here?


lost interest in it... and it was going nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)
# The Proclaimers!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Looks like
they'll have to walk another 1000 miles!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:27, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:30, archived)
# what did you lose interest in?
her ass or the luggage?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:29, archived)
# It's a self portrait
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:37, archived)
# I've got a fat chubby that says you are lying.

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Take a cold shower
and report to the headmaster. It's six of the best for those dirty thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:42, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:27, archived)
# I DO LIKE THIS
I REALLY DO!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)
# The backwards adventures of Asprinuck and Crocostop
This episode based on real events


The First
The Second
The Third
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)
# I like the forward adventures too
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Hurray!
Yay for Asprinuck and Crocostop!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:13, archived)
# I like these guys;.
Woo and yay,.

(my punctuation sucks FULL STOP)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:16, archived)
# What is love!

Previously
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)
# baby don't hurt me
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)
# it's when you put a penis in a vagina
I think
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
Excellently done. Animated vectors are the new black.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)
# but black animations were so fucking dull
I never understood why they were so popular
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:10, archived)
#
absolutely!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Ooh nice work
circus tricks are especially good for Vectormation!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:26, archived)
# I love that movie
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Saturday night live was a movie?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)
# It is NOW, bee-otch!
*gingerly slaps*

Did anyone read the interview on the FP yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:29, archived)
# yes!
Why do puppies have wet noses?

Because they haven't been microwaved long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:34, archived)
# woo Roxbury Brothers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Where would be the best place to get the source for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Wooo
Rotoscope FTW!
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)
# this gives me a hardon
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I wasn't joking
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)
# We know...
However, you should have a hardHATon.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)
# actually,
now you mention it....
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)
# that gives me 4 hardons.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:13, archived)
# WOW and HOW?
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:15, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Well done!

have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)
# meh
too many Mary Poppins are poppin up

oh dear
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:50, archived)
# think this is the best one tho
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)
# thanks
you win one night with safety poppins
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:53, archived)
# result!
*Gets 2inch thick condoms, full decon suit etc*
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)
# nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)
# That's superbly done
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Top shoppage.
Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Bravo Madam!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)
# pfft
NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Why?
Whyyyyy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:29, archived)
# That half looks like
it is part of the transformers that were never made challenge...
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:45, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:18, archived)
# hahahaha she stretches!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:24, archived)
# He's a big 'little' boy!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:30, archived)
# pffftt!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Oh my,
how terrifically wrong.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:35, archived)
# and yet terrifically right.

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)
# got to have bindun....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# if your email doesn't work
just send us an email to tell us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:42, archived)
# sendswherehow?
:)
(Smudger, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:43, archived)
# to the thingy place
using the box thing? I think it's the motherboard

oh no! me motherboard's gone!!! it's gone!!! look!! you can hear it!!!

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:45, archived)
# I actually had some twunt at NTL say that to me when I phoned
to tell him I wanted to cancel my internet as they hadnt installed it on time.

"Oh but sir, you can cancel via the website"

Twunts
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)
# haha
I had something similar with Demon... I phoned the helpdesk as I couldn't get a net connection, and was promptly told to keep checking the status reports on Demon's website. errr...
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)
# the power of stupidity is a curious thing
it makes a one man cry
and another man LOOSE HIS FUCKING RAG ON THE PHONE!!! DAMN IT!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:59, archived)
# what do you mean? I'd never do that
*or subscribe an email address to www.postmanpat.co.uk and accuse the cmr of kiddie fiddling.*

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:33, archived)
# I liked cracked versions of WinRar
coming as Rar files...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)
# haha
it's like finding 'A beginners guide to using PDF files.pdf'
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:53, archived)
# an example..
"downloading something"

which was a rar file containing a cd image
and
a rar file of the cd image

in the same rar, luckilly the cd image didn't contain a single rar file containing a cd image or the universe may have imploded
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:58, archived)
# got a better example;
WinXP asking you to connect to the internet to download the modem driver you need to connect to the internet.

Bit thick there Gatesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:36, archived)
# We had a network outage a few months back
No access to any systems for us or any of our branches. Someone in one of our offices asked me to email him to tell them when it was back up and running.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:58, archived)
# the lights appear to be on
but that's only because the building is on fucking fire inside

it's like people can't make that one last link in why things aren't going to happen

put a computer infront of them and they become drooling simpletons.

Though having said that, put a pair of rocks infront of them and they'll most likely find a way to electrocute themselves with them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Craply done, with...
extra social commentary you didn't ask for. Ha.



edit: yes, that is poor Judge John Deed.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# is poodle rape a crime now?
tsk.
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Just
a hobby
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Surely if there's no complaint
then there's no ground for conviction?
(I helped save b3ta! Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)
# pfffft.
welldone.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)
# yeah
its meee!
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:53, archived)
# HOORAY!
I like this mucho

My automated B3ta comment is "all bandwagons are shit"
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:10, archived)
# may contains shakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:26, archived)
# keep it simple.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Pfffft
(Dog Pants - 5punker extraordiaire!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:34, archived)
# ris
mo sons
(Zaza, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:34, archived)
# well you've messed that up.
let's hope it was on purpose.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)
# hahahahahah
whats that?! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# morissons i assume.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)
# a clever anagram using different letters than it requires
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:43, archived)
# where?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:45, archived)
# :|
*steps away*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)
# The world will end in...
Also RISsing.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)
# in my experience there is no such thing as "luck."
^real quote.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# I see...
fair nuff. I'm not a big enough Star Wars fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)
# War on terror(bul puns)
This whole thing better not roll over to next week. I demand to be flown to Majorca on time.

(Jamey, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)
# pfft
only 3 people will get this joke judging by their far from impressive follow up album.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Are they yet another of those bands
Who the media term as 'rock' because they play instruments but all sounds like all the other 5 billion bloody bands out there at the moment? who are all called the something-or-others?

You know the sort- the ones who loafer wearing Top Man gits like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Probably....
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)
# They
are more of a pop band really.

They did a single called 'Valentine' which was brilliant disco thing.

The singer has a good voice.

The album was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)
# They all have girl's hair
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:32, archived)
# METAL!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)
# That's good girl's hair
Not this shirley temple nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:38, archived)
# no, they're good
their first album is quite interesting in a British, artpoprock-Kula Shaker kind of way. The follow up album went a bit more James' "Millionaires" type stuff, but a bit too mainstream.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:32, archived)
# ....and he sound like a burd
speaking of forgotten bands with girly voiced singers, whatever happened to JJ72?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)
# They gave in just a few weeks ago
shame, they had a track on the new (and ditched) album that I really liked and now have to try and find.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:45, archived)
# you are a fountain of knowledge mr toast
shame about them though, i liked their early stuff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)
#
the proper one
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:38, archived)
# ;)
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Didn't mean to go postal, Toastperson
Everyone's entitled to their own tastes. For instance, I listen to shouty grunty sweatyfuckrah music. It works for me.

What's draw off tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)
# oh sod it
never mind. bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)
# hehehe
very clever :¬D
(Zaza, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:26, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)
# 'ts a band
called the delays
duh :P
(Zaza, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Never erd of them, their music better than their dress sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:31, archived)
# not sure tbh
though i dislike his sailor-type uniorm
(Zaza, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:33, archived)
# yes, i noticed that too




disturning, he looks like the bubble bath things you got when you were a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)
# MATEY?!
Nah, matey's much more masculine
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Thats the stuff, I remember now!!!
They used to freak me out so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Matey's the shiznit
Didn't taste very nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)
# cant beleive they still make it, after the whole gay thing that went around
years ago, but then i did live in the bible belt of N.Ireland. It may have been restricted to there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:44, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(God I wish I could raise one eyebrow without the other. I'm so much cooler on the net) -gay thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Yeah, when I was young there was this thing the church in Ballymena
started about Matey. Because it was a feminate looking man in a sailors outfit and kids played with it in the bath it was somehow 'broadcasting' how to be gay to kids.

Dont ask how they worked this out, but the stuff was pulled from the shelves in local supermarkets and I didnt see it for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)
# ^this^
And a slice of cake with icing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)
# is that crispian mills?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)
# close
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)
# No it was freshly baked
this mornin'
(Smudger, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
next...

GWAR ON TERROR
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# They look very gay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Funny how inspiration comes....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Stunning!

woo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)
# He was a gent
Rockfield Studios
(Smudger, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Still missing him
R.I.P. Joe
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:47, archived)
# yeah, me too.
what is up with all these Brits dying of heart
attacks in their forties? José Strummer, Doug
Adams, Falco . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:16, archived)
# grrrroooooan
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)
# all together now- one, two, three
*million gajillion voices* HELLO MR STRUMMER, WE'RE CALLING FROM ANGLIAN HOME IMPROVEMENTS....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)
# is this like catchphrase?
er... city ringing?
capital on the line?
the big smoke rings me up?
(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)
# You are under 16 and I claim my five shillings
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)
# i am over sixteenandseveneigths
but i still don't get it and i don't know much clash
edit: mnnnnngh, of course, London calling :¬D
(Zaza, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Class use of th
Mnnnnng

(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)
# cheers :¬D
(Zaza, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:33, archived)
# double it and add 3
mind you, 16 was fun. except for my abysmal dress sense.
(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)
# you sure it's not avon?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)
# haha...
I did a very simular one with him singing that...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:32, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Just ring the fucking doorbell..!!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:38, archived)
# er...
(Smudger, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)
# hahahahah
his reflection is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Straight to Hull boy.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)
# big dirty guttural LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:01, archived)
# ta : )
How's it?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)
# dull right now
how about you?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:18, archived)
# roughly the same.
cynical, uninspired and listless.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:24, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:09, archived)
# NANNY! STATE! SNAKES! ON! A! PLANE! CROSSOVER!
NO LIQUIDS ON A PLANE!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)
# There's the social commentary I was looking for
c'mon people, get the fucking lead out!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)
# I thought you
were looking for pornographic bunnies? (cue repost opportunity)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)
# well..... that too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Which gives me an excuse to post this:
It's just not the same in French. At all.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Sounds a bit more piratey though.
Which is never a bad thing.

This film would rock with pirates :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:16, archived)
# pffft, just made me think of a film called
Stoats on a Boat


I cant stop laughing at the thought of Johnny Depp wrestling with an angry stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)
# After playing WoW
I always imagined "Booty Bay" would make a cracking pirate film for Will Smith.

Booty Bay.... where all the honeys have avast behind.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Pfffttt!
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:33, archived)
# arrr
I prefer l'anglais though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Yarrr!
There be a distinctly piratey feel to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Mon Dieu!
You know what they call snakes on a plane in France, Vincent?
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)
# SERPENTS ARE BORED!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)
# DONT YOU DARE
START A FRENCH BANDWAGON!!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Huh?
What you talking about willies?
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)
# un
"mouvement"
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:18, archived)
# kinda loses its appeal doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)
# That's what I thought...
kinds hard to do "des serpents qui baiser leurs meres à bord un avion qui aussi baiser son mere"

Ok so my attempt at tranlating "motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane" into French is terrible.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)
# but it still sounds better in my opinion
*tries to memorize that phrase*
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)
# th next time I fly
I shall take a plastic snake (or a few, for plural's sake) and take many photos of them 'attacking' (read: me attacking) other people I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)
# bindun already? I'm a little slow today!

(not-bob, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Call Christopher Walken!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun, drat

Edit: story
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Pffffffffffffft.
Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)
# What's gonna happen?
Is the sheep gonna get it up there?
Is the girl gonna get it down there?
Is the lil kid gonna get it using the bunny cart?
(I helped save b3ta! Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] but i neeeeeeeeeed it!
(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)
# This isn't over the top
this is an essential piece of equipment!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Thing is
that would actually be a good idea...
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)
# pfft, so true
*proxy bids £500 just to make sure*
*wakes up to find someone else did the same at £499*
*pays £500 for naff photo worth £10*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Sod it
i've already bought his album, this'll complete the set.....
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# the transformed man?
that's a class recording

"Picture. Yourself. ONABOAT. on a river. with. tangerine. trees. and marmalade SKIES!"
(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)
# I acquired
'Has Been' and it's well funny

Sidenote - Does anyone know who did backing vocals with him on Common People?
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Please God
let it have been Spock.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)
# you mean the bird?
(Zaza, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Joe Jackson
or so I heard.

Edit - Live video link on links
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha!
I have made many a silly purchase while drunk, but none that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# simple answer.
don't go on ebay when pissed.

look at pr0n and wank yourself to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Agreed
I sent a message offering more than the asking price when pished - eejit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)
# I would but my manager might get annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:16, archived)
# and he's not arsed about you being pissed at work?
he sounds alright to me
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)
# i'm sure he'd be concerned about you being pissed at work as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)
# arf
I have only ever bought 1 thing from ebay - and it turned out i was buying it of my best mate.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)
# pictures of yourself in embarassing poses?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:49, archived)
# I'd buy it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)
# bid now
closing soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Good...
...it's the buttons that make this!
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)
# > 80mg/ml
Isn't that insanely high? 1ml og water weighs 1mg, so we're talking 80% by mass. Which works out at almost 25% by volume (Higher actually, as blood is denser than water. (I think, my maths may be wrong) Now you have about 10 pints of blood, so thats 2.5 pints pure alcohol. Assuming beer of 5% we're talking drinking 50 pints here. Jesus I think I'd set the trigger level slightly low, that much and I wouldn't be able to operate my mouse, let alone make a bid.
(JamesG, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 20:16, archived)
# er no
You've got that wrong. 80mg = uk driving limit
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)
# no, 1ml of water weighs 1g
not 1mg
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
# :: Slaps self ::
Ignore me.
(JamesG, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# I just laughed up my lungs
frollicking bronchitis
(Pingoo likes cheese, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# That's true
I bought a broken boat on Ebay when I was pissed once. Cost me about four quid. Paid the bloke but never picked it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Acually I would need that
so its not over the top
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:08, archived)
# OMG FWOWA
*ahem* excuse me.

But yes- wooage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)
# What pun?
Where? Huh?
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Great Scott!
The Lillybians!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
that's cheered me up no end. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)
# no probs
MARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT!


this will be the last time i post this ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# saw that whilst at work
nice tripple blue thing detail





they were actually red...

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# anorak shirley
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)
# apple mac
and dont call me jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)
# on the picture i based it on they where blue.
i should've consulted my dvd's instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)
# check the VHS instead
they could be any colour then!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Unbelievable.
This was, like, my third ever post:
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT!
great minds
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)
# I actually lolled.
I think it's his face, but the pun is woo worthy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Hey! Look!
There's a Green Tree Frog on Telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)
# badum...tssshhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)
# did anybody else
wave back at the lickle frog?

Telly Savalas worries me. He looks like a paedophile and his name is too much like saveloy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)
# don't worry he's dead now

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Is he?
Good. Well, not for his family, but for saveloy lovers everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Wave back?
*waits for it to animate*
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)
# noooo....
when it was on the telly. The television.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)
# *waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)
# but the frog still needs a hat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Frightnin'
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)
# looks like my pants
at 7.55am today
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:02, archived)
# :D
Aww, he looks well grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:02, archived)

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