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Ray you crazy fuck, put him down before you hurt him

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:58, archived)

Rayman

something or other

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:59, archived)

gotta buy my pance from k-mart

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:03, archived)

"Everybody knows", said O'Brien...

"The thing in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world".

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:56, archived)

lol

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:56, archived)

indeed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:57, archived)

Superb humorous idea

have a wee woo

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nhojjohn, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:57, archived)

Just as well it isn't Paul Merton

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:57, archived)

hahaha... Excellent...

Thanks for the comment about my FP too, my first one ever!!! Been a long time coming! :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:58, archived)

Rich Tea biscuits and no tea to dunk them?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:58, archived)

a comfy chair

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:59, archived)

*calls Thought Police*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:59, archived)

Hahahaha!

It's funny because it's Minitru.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:00, archived)

Everybody knows

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:00, archived)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)

woo for noticable lack of paul merton

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)

ditto for Nick Hancock

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:03, archived)

is it a room where the walls are plastered with inane repetitive Irwin Jokes

and news that the crocodile hunter is dead is on repeat on the tv... and twenty clowns perform with balloons to try and cheer me up... whilst ainsley harriot does the dishes... constantly fucking on about new fairy liquid to gary rhodes and that ginger cocking twunt who wont shut up about MUTTON?!!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:04, archived)

go to sleep

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:09, archived)

Ooooh. I see.

I want to say woo, but I feel it has been a bit overused lately.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)

hahaha

nice 1

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:16, archived)

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:53, archived)

yes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:54, archived)

concur

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:55, archived)

how rude

i think i may have that as my screensaver

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:56, archived)

Wallpaper?

/pedant

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:59, archived)

no screensaver

for when i am away from my desk

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:00, archived)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)

Drop down and give me twenty soldier!

Or, you know, one?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)

*gives twenty soldiers*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:03, archived)

Can't.. stop.. watching..

ooh, "5000" gif anim. am now teh hypnotised..

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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:13, archived)

it's not just me that

watches it for hours on end then ...

you know I'm sure if I watch it long enough a boobie is going to pop over the top

*puts on dirty old mac*

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:24, archived)

I'l give you as many as I can, Sir!

Until I just wear out!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:13, archived)

he must have just come out of court.

because he looks like that sort of cunt.

that should be sterilised so they can't reproduce.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:57, archived)

wiv iz bakky tin in iz hand

he's proper 'ard!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:59, archived)

There's nothing wrong with rolling your own. They're better for you than normal ciggies.

Plus some of us haven't changed at all since college.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:00, archived)

have you ever smoked cutter's choice?

they're worse for you than a weekend in chernobyl [sic]

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:07, archived)

Noo!

Cutter's choice is me baccy of choice.

Everything else is wank.
except maybe amber leaf

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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:15, archived)

Christ, ew.

Golden Virgins

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:16, archived)

I was just thinking that

Quote of the night yesterday- drunken chavbitches walking back from town to god-knows where past our house:

''...and so I fink I'm pregnant'
'What car's ee got?'

*sigh*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:59, archived)

Hull is beckoning...

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:46, archived)

Good

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:47, archived)

BINDUN

EDIT: It's also great how he can wear his "shades" with the arms still folded too

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:47, archived)

A two dimensional nose?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:54, archived)

In Russia, shades with the arms still folded wear YOU!

Shall I stop yet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:56, archived)

and they'd deserve to.

They really would

; )

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:57, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)

I'm glad the fucker is dead now

it's not funny anymore! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He's on fucking fire!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)

Yeah, although...

...if he hadn't died, there'd be no bandwagon...

/pedant

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:57, archived)

a good point well made

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:58, archived)

Hmmm

Bindun

(nob_hat i like to lick cats, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)

Hahahahahaha,

I hope someone else dies tonight, then we can do all this again tomorrow!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:49, archived)

It's tuesday tomorrow.

No doubt we'll be doing all this again whether we want to or not.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:51, archived)

b3ta is groundhog day

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:51, archived)

goodbye

newbie tuesday

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:52, archived)

who could flame a n00b on you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:52, archived)

shop a kitten

save as a BMP
We'll just ignore yoooooou!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:58, archived)

ned?

ned riason.

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:53, archived)

oh yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:58, archived)

Yay!

I will look forward to that :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:51, archived)

I hope its arnie!

I have loads of ideas!

Also they always show a selection of their films when someone big dies!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:51, archived)

But they

also always put the price of the DVDs up immediately.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:52, archived)

Ron Jeremy has died?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:52, archived)

PENIS GOU... oh

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:54, archived)

everywhere he goes

my site

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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)

everybody knows

a badgers favourite food is

spicy brains

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Dr. trouser, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:47, archived)

well woo

the picture then you rude fucker

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Dr. trouser, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)

err ok

woo to the pic.

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Dr. trouser, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)

bell

end

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Dr. trouser, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:49, archived)

are you

two people?

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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:49, archived)

Christ

I hope not

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Dr. trouser, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:51, archived)

Bodger and badger

Bodger and badger
la la la la la
la la la la la

*asplods*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:50, archived)

*Custard Pies*

(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:53, archived)

I like

the stringy gory bits!

(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:14, archived)

frank loves the hue hues

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mongychops, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:44, archived)

arf!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)

hahahaha

TJ: - medical students having a laugh:- news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5311686.stm

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)

arf!

organ smuggling taking serious forms

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:49, archived)

BACON!

:D

all of teh woo for you!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:49, archived)

ha ha ha ha, lovely!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:57, archived)

P - R t'the O t'the AST

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:44, archived)

Carry on?

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:46, archived)

its an electric 6 song called improper dancing...

tis on my mp3 at the mo

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)

Ah ok

I really want the electric 6 gay bar video but whenever i search for it i get all SORTS of things i dont want to see and have to give up

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:51, archived)

lolz

imagine if you were an A fan (i.e. A: Nothing)... difficult to find stuff on them eh?

best bet would prolly be to try and capture it off the box or something mebbies?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:53, archived)

It used to be at

www.gaybetamax.com

gaybetamax into google should give you some links.

The official vid (not the bush mashup) is:

www.electricsix.com/media_video.html#

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:53, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:47, archived)

STOP

_{hammer time}

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)

in the name of love

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:51, archived)

this is still brill

*puts the song on*

*grooves like a mother bitch*

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)

He's Not Dead...

BBC make a small oversight on news 24....

click for bigger

(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:42, archived)

click for bigger

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:47, archived)

*clicks*

It didn't get bigger, but disappointingly, it didn't delete either.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)

The passion of the Grover.

My god i've spent far too long colouring this in today.

(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:42, archived)

no you didn't

it's ace!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:43, archived)

No I didn't

but I did spend an hour slaving over hot curves.

(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)

what are you complaining about?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)

Top drawage!

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:43, archived)

hahahaha

Time well spent!
Anything including Grover does it for me

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:44, archived)

That's Cocking Ace!!

*klikz loadz*

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:44, archived)

class in a glass

bada ba ba baaa
it's lovely stuff

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:44, archived)

Quality

Is there a 1 and 3?

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:44, archived)

that's proper art that is.

yay!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)

I like that

for it is strangely ace

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)

on a day when there appears to be an abundance of 3rd rate cack

this has filled me with glee

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)

Jesus would be proud

but in his absence please have this
WOO!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:51, archived)

that is ace

much woo!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)

...

(farmboy, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:39, archived)

sting is a alien

beware

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:40, archived)

sting was a spacker!

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Purple Onion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:41, archived)

hello sir!

prop me up in my hour of darkness! Tell me happy things!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:42, archived)

I'm going to rape you with a circular saw

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)

by J.R. Hartley

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)

It's a cracking read too

My favourite bit is the bit where I rape you with a circular saw

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)

I liked that part too

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:49, archived)

Ok, I do have a (somewhat) funny anecdote.

Last week I went to a dental hygeinist here in Prague.
Seeing I was American, she wanted to practice her English
on me. So she told me everything she was doing, "now I use ultrasound",
etc. Every time she used the airflow tool, she would say, "now I blow you."

And yes, she was quite good-looking.

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Purple Onion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:04, archived)

hehehe

ta :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:07, archived)

An alien

that squirts blood from it's tear-ducts!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:41, archived)

a alien!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:44, archived)

Meh,

in my day the teacher would've taken his 12 inch stick to your tender young bottom and given you a right good seeing-to for such slackness.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:47, archived)

Mr H is right though

It IS A alien, not AN alien.

Just as "your all gay" is the b3tard way :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:53, archived)

laser sumner afternoon?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:42, archived)

"I'm a alien"

hehehe woo!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:42, archived)

You aint seen me?

Roight?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:47, archived)

~~needs more Steve Irwin~~
Woo!

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:49, archived)

better

call the police then ...

woo!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:50, archived)

ONE FOR THE ABC FANS OUT THERE!!

...sorry Mister Irwin.

(WonkoTheSane, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:34, archived)

ABC

had fans?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:35, archived)

pffftt!

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Purple Onion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:40, archived)

What?

You're not a fan?

(WonkoTheSane, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:44, archived)

Yay!

I now have that song in my head. which is a good thing

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:35, archived)

Cupid did not kill steve

top work,
*humms*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:36, archived)

I was going to shop

Mr Ray with a pair of wings and a golden bow and arrow but I'm a lazy boy.

(WonkoTheSane, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:38, archived)

i've been doing scales so i'm well warmed up.

singalong with b3ta.

woo!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:37, archived)

poinson?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:38, archived)

Shhhh!!

Nobody needs to know that.
Some of you people are so picky. Why don't you just go and... write a dictionary. Yeah!

(WonkoTheSane, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:41, archived)

Nah

someone already invented a spellchecker. I'll use that instead.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)

Pfft...

Use google n0ob. Omg.

(WonkoTheSane, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:07, archived)

it's the look

it's the look...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:38, archived)

of loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:41, archived)

if you judge a book by the cover

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:43, archived)

then you'll judge a look by the lover

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:46, archived)

when Smokey sings,

I hear violence...

Wrong song?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:49, archived)

hahaha

when smokey siiiinnnnnngs....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:51, archived)

i eat vile limbs

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:52, archived)

ba ab ba ba ba ba

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:54, archived)

ran

</beachboys>

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:56, archived)

jumps badly and runs

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:28, archived)

Pfft

(Woody999, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:30, archived)

quo?

let me check. do re me fa so la te do. nope, no quo there.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)

Fnarr

This is the first one that's made me laugh :)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)

At least this had some effort

and crossed meme!!

I like this ;)

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:32, archived)

I had no idea...

...Steve Irwin's upper spinal cord consisted of the Quo.

(WonkoTheSane, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:37, archived)

Would it be common knowledge

is it was, or for that matter, wasn't no less?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:38, archived)

It's a widely known fact though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:38, archived)

i read it somewhere that all Australians do.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:40, archived)

that must've been wikipeadia then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:51, archived)

So he was doomed from the start

(Woody999, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:38, archived)

Sod it, I tried not to but, meh

I really should know better....

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Dr. trouser, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:25, archived)

OK this is actually a pretty kewl tribute!!

AND NO RAYS!! *klix*

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:26, archived)

this is not the publicity you were looking for

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:26, archived)

Is it just me,

or does Irwin's face look like he's being surprise sexed by the croc?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:27, archived)

MMM

take it dry you will

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)

Ooh, I can't Russian Reverse that!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:39, archived)

Irwin taking the croc?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:47, archived)

In Russia, Dry takes you?

nah, doesnt work

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:49, archived)

RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

crocodile bum sex!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:29, archived)

lubed by crocodile tears

dileophile

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)

Yes hes being surprised sex heh

(nob_hat i like to lick cats, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:29, archived)

hahahaha

clicks

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)

I really do

rather like that!

WOO, YAY! and a Hooplah!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)

!HAHAHAHA! tell me again human!"

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:37, archived)

Pffftt!!

The 'Grad, yeh?

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:40, archived)

and in other news: Oddie attack by angry Sparrow.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:11, archived)

top work

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:12, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Yes!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:13, archived)

Pffffffft Hehehe

When Good Wildlife Turns Bad!

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:13, archived)

TROUBLE!!!!!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:14, archived)

Sherriff John Bunnell (Rtd.) owns all of our lives.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:16, archived)

rtd = retard?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:17, archived)

DONT DIS SHERIFF JOHN BUNNELL

HE'LL COME DOWN ON YOUR ASS

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:19, archived)

SPIKE STRIP. BITCH!

pwNEd!1 !z0RZ!1

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:20, archived)

and I'll come up....

*fill in your own reponse here*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:21, archived)

your arse?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:22, archived)

if I could......

*fill in your own reponse here*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:23, archived)

buy a car to go dogging in

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:23, archived)

I got one

in spluff pearl

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:24, archived)

The only board he'll be using

*dramatic pause*

is the wooden one he sleeps on in his cell.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:22, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:22, archived)

HE THOUGHT HE COULD ESCAPE L.A.'S FINEST....................................................................................................

HE WAS WRONG!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:23, archived)

SEND IN THE DOGS!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:23, archived)

Hi!

I'm Greg Evigan.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:16, archived)

Yay!

He was the inspiration behind this:
b3ta.kamikazestoat.co.uk/quantum.gif

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:20, archived)

Hahahaha!

Class!

I've long suspected that buses are quantum.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:21, archived)

that is great

have a massive woo !

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:23, archived)

ha ha! you funny quant!

that's top class

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:24, archived)

Hi,

I'm Ed Winchester

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:20, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:22, archived)

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie,

put your hands all over my birdie

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:13, archived)

Haha!

Good ol' Madge - she loves teh name-dropping:

"Anna Friel, like I just got home..."

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:17, archived)

scary

It seems the misheard lyric of choice today.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:19, archived)

In Russia, the lyric mishears YOU!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:22, archived)

nooo!

*upgrades from wee to spluff*

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:32, archived)

It's the sparrow of eternal peril! RUN!

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:13, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

you've gone and started a bandwagon!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:13, archived)

Hahaha

You raised a titter in my blackened heart.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:14, archived)

is this what they mean by the

natural pecking order?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:15, archived)

let the puns beek-in

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:17, archived)

I think you mean...

Unnatural pecker disorder!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:17, archived)

Hehe

A+ Made me smile

(nob_hat i like to lick cats, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:16, archived)

kate humble raped by otters

Houpla!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:19, archived)

..heh..

..bit far fetched.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:21, archived)

Terry Nutkins savaged by voles!

Oh, the possibilities.

Woo, also!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:30, archived)

Terry Nutkins savaged by seals...

...again.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)

clubbed, I hope

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:33, archived)

ghdfhgfdhf

bcvxbcvxnbcv

(osiem, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:22, archived)

Sadly inspired by my lunch today......

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:06, archived)

haha

yum

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:07, archived)

BRAW!

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:07, archived)

Hahahaha,

arf and pfft...all at the same time :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:08, archived)

Haharpffft?

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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:09, archived)

gesundheit

:¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:12, archived)

Stop with the german speak.....

:o) How do chap anyway?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:15, archived)

Ich bin fein.

Wie über Sie? :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:18, archived)

Bon....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:28, archived)

I thought

this would prolly FP, congrats :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:00, archived)

Thank you...

My first FP!! Strange it didn't go to the popular page??

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:14, archived)

I've

seen a few that went straight to FP. Did you cum when you realised you'd bust you're cherry ;¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:16, archived)

Pretty much....

I saw TGA's congrats down below and then went and checked... Then I jumped out my chair... How sad! haha!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:54, archived)

fantastic work sir

have the next 5 seconds off work.....

.... Did you enjoy it?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:08, archived)

it was like making love to Mr Horrible

twice

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:10, archived)

in the face!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:11, archived)

Hmmm...

*Insert reply here*

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:12, archived)

WITH A STRIMMER

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:15, archived)

strim strimmer

WHO GOT THE KEYS TO ME BEAMER!?!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:19, archived)

WHO AM I?????

DE GIRLS DEM SUGAR?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:19, archived)

all i wana do is a zoom zoom zoom

and a boom boom

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:25, archived)

Just shake your rump

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:26, archived)

*humps*

jeez i'm so fucking tired mate
i wana go home
it's only monday and i feel overworked already
2 mins of lunch left.....
ta-ra!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:29, archived)

Tell me about it

1 hour sleep last night, was fucking hammered. i'm overdosing on pro plus and I feel like I've got parkinsons I'm shaking that much

/Usual Monday blog

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:30, archived)

here, hold this a min would ya mate

*unzips*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)

hahaha

I would yank it right off. tried to send a text earlier, and i couldn't read the screen it was shaking about that much

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:32, archived)

rock hard you are

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)

Nah, it's limp now

I just had a big wank

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:33, archived)

Over worked....

Underpaid... Work is most definitely toss!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:30, archived)

*agrees*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:32, archived)

don't do any work then

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:35, archived)

I'm not....

But it is still toss... I could be at home doing work...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)

Pffffffft!

Just like the sarnies at my work
*clickity*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:08, archived)

OMG!

I love Spar sandwiches, they're fucking lovely! Although the bread is rubbery and hard. When i cant be arsed going to Greggs.

Edit: sorry, forgot the 'woo'

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:09, archived)

have chips with that!

har har at the spar!
:D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:09, archived)

Hahaha

So true.
Avoid the egg and cress ones like the plague.
Because they probably contain the plague.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:09, archived)

*clicks*

yum

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:09, archived)

That's got to be a contender for "lunch of the day"

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:10, archived)

my local spar

doesn't even stock silk cut

/country boy

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:11, archived)

Why in the name of fuck would you want it to?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:13, archived)

Silk cut?

The fags for people who don't like to smoke, pish.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:13, archived)

hey country boy

what are you mad about?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:15, archived)

every day you make the sun come out

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:18, archived)

every day you make me come

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:18, archived)

every day i love you less and less

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:22, archived)

slut

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:25, archived)

every day

it's a getting closer
going faster than a roller coaster
Love like something something something something something something something something

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:27, archived)

Love like yours will surely come my way

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:28, archived)

You're being a bit presumptuous, are you not?

ah what the hell

*sends man love your way*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)

meh

*ducks*

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:33, archived)

*rapes ducks*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:35, archived)

at least it was cucumber free

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:11, archived)

I'm Spar!*

*ticus.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:12, archived)

No, I'm Spar*

*ticus

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:14, archived)

Let them wagons roll

10-4

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:14, archived)

The mould!

I think I can see Steve Irwins face in it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:23, archived)

You've been on the board too long today....

It's like one of those pictures of Christ when you look at the wall!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:26, archived)

Zo, you see Christ on ze wall eh?

Take two of these three times a day, and three of these two times a day on the days you do not take the other ones.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:35, archived)

ha ha ha ha, top work sir, and well done on the FP!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:37, archived)

Wow my first FP!!!

Get in!! hahaha. Thanks.... I jumped up in the air!! haha!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:56, archived)

'bout fucking time you got fp'ed

Nicely done amigo.

(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:53, archived)

Ta dude....

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:52, archived)

nicely done on the FP

very ha

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 20:32, archived)

nicelydone.

anyone else see a blimp upon looking at the lettuce?
i saw it the first time and every time i've looked at it since.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 2:50, archived)

Sadly inspired by my lunch too.

(soapyti twank, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 17:20, archived)

i want a snoopy toilet mug.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 2:25, archived)

Irwin killed by Stingy-Ray?

..or have I got on the wrong bandwagon?

(MichaelLinge (ywc), Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:05, archived)

and mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:06, archived)

What a gent!

Even shoot with his pinky out. That's manners for you.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:07, archived)

'sfunny...

I never really minded Steve Irwin before. To me, he was always just an animal-bothering, easily-excitable Australian stereotype.
Yet the day of his death is the day I learn to loathe and detest that man and everything to do with him.

I'm not mocking your picture, by the way.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:07, archived)

this old man he told me.... dennis irwin's got VD...

... etc

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:10, archived)

Whaaaat?!

Nick Cave's been killed by Fireball XL5?!?!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:14, archived)

Hugo Weaving's been killing in the back by a school of herion-addled tuna!

well fuck me!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:16, archived)

/starting to run out of famous Australians and Gerry Anderson shows

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:17, archived)

barry humphries has been gang raped by brains and virgil tracey?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:19, archived)

Bah!

Better go do some work now...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:00, archived)

o noes!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:04, archived)

The Killer!!!

Don't no if anyones seen the news. But Steve Irwin has been killing!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:04, archived)

Punch him, apple!

PUNCH HARDER!

I like these. Though the weetabix one is sad.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:05, archived)

3 non SI posts in a row!

we're getting there!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:06, archived)

woo

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:07, archived)

stop killing all teh food!

you evil man you

*snuggles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:08, archived)

needs more magenta

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:10, archived)

reminds me of this

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:53, archived)

A selection of individuals, noteworthy in appearance :)

Name 'em if you can.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:59, archived)

amoebaboy

Jessie, kmlabs, Chorizo, SpringySunshine, Doctor When?

do I win a prize?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:00, archived)

Yes:

A Haslet sketch.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:01, archived)

no because thats no springy sunshine

thats a blue kid :P

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:01, archived)

*flumps*

today is going crap, don't schpoil it.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:02, archived)

awww *fluffles*

sorry*

*this may not be true ;)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:07, archived)

ta!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:08, archived)

*fluffles*

and not in a mean way this time :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:14, archived)

grey kid

or me, or a mashup?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:03, archived)

's Grey Kid

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:24, archived)

yes

it's a bumming by a featured b3tan of choice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:02, archived)

well, if you are offering...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:03, archived)

*rubs legs*

(

COR!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:04, archived)

*slips in quick*

sorry
i just couldn't resist an open invite :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:08, archived)

mm, sexy bummings

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:09, archived)

Fucking slag

*feels rejected*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:09, archived)

you love it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:05, archived)

you win a prize from me...

...for spelling kmlabs with no capital letters!

Choose any piece of trouser-pocket fluff from the trousers of your choice.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:09, archived)

Oh yay ness

I love your Dr When!!

oooh and Amoebaboy :D

Jessie will be pleased: two pictures my goodness!
edit: *strokes* for you sir :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:01, archived)

It's cos I'm cute!

...and drink 'weird' stuff ;)

(

This!

(on both counts)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:08, archived)

that you are *huggles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:18, archived)

hmm

I would not drink the Purple if I was her.

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:01, archived)

Purple Gold

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:03, archived)

amoba boy?

and doctor when?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:02, archived)

top work

and extra points for using the word b3tan rather than b3tard.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:02, archived)

i don't know who these people are but....

.... top left needs arresting. bottom left needs resusitation. girl with glass needs some attention and bottom right needs to get out of my head.....!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:03, archived)

Heh heh heh...

...and take my Gladstone bag of butchers knives with me?

NEVER.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:05, archived)

Cor!

Just got back from work, I was hoping some of your drawing talent would rub off on me, but nope, still need to keep the care work up for now .

Was great to meet you sir! You coming to the Derby bash*?

*Note: Not actually arranged yet

(

Are they from a Dickens Novel?

(

fuscous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:04, archived)

I love you.

If you were I girl, I'd do babies in you and everything.

Let us all be grateful you're not.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:04, archived)

Works for me!

(

'Grateful' isn't the word.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:24, archived)

ha ha!

very cool

but when did you start sucking up to the masses?
i feel like a large flightless bird :(

/Ostracised

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:06, archived)

when he came to the bash

you cunt :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:06, archived)

ahhhh!

mingling with the reprobates
*dangerous liaisons*

you cunt

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:13, archived)

I rubbed his leg

so did Jessie

it still didn't put him off the drawing the talented git :(

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:20, archived)

Had you two persisted, it would have!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:23, archived)

I didn't know you worked in white crayon style

or should that be magenta?

so are you going to let kmlabs and me take you out and get you pissed? :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:27, archived)

Can't turn down that offer!

But I’m one of those weirdos that don’t drink, so an inebriated JollyJack is a sight most unlikely.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)

damnit!

there goes our chance of learning the location
of the secret files straight from the wobbly lips
of a drunken JJ

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:34, archived)

In that case...

...will you come out with us for drinks and maybe a bite to eat and promise not to laugh at us as we get pissed?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:35, archived)

hahaha

woo I like this idea.

just don't give me wine, I tend to ride bmx's into walls on wine.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:38, archived)

I'll try not to.

Or failing that, I'll make sure there are no bmxs available at the time. Or walls. =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:51, archived)

I'll certainly try!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:42, archived)

not weirdos

I was tee total till just over a year ago!

*emails*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:36, archived)

some guys have all the luck....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:27, archived)

Haha!

Wonderful as ever.

Do I really look that startled?

And scary?

What, always?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:07, archived)

More like...

..."under-sedated".

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:08, archived)

PFFFT!

_{_{_{_This}}}

(

Heh!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:11, archived)

not always

you almost look cheery on that piccy of you Dr When and me :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:21, archived)

Too fucking good!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:08, archived)

Learning to use the pen tool I am

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meccadave, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:36, archived)

Oh,

you lot and your funny little cliques.

When will you learn that people that use interwebs shouldn't have *real* friends?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:05, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:58, archived)

I think you'll find that its still the middle of the night

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:59, archived)

GAH!

i've already worked my tits off today ya lazy git!
just managed to grab a lunch break!

woo pic though :D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:59, archived)

I concur

on all parts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:00, archived)

i concur on your pants

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:04, archived)

Mmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:08, archived)

more ning

steve irwin is dead

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:59, archived)

John Whale's in the Pope Thames?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6293826

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:00, archived)

'ning, indeed

Steve Irwin? Who's he?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:00, archived)

good

'noon! I wish it were morning. For I would still be in the land of snooze

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The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:59, archived)

it is mid afternoon

you lazy doley

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:00, archived)

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