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# still topical
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:12, archived)
# To Hull with you!
(he's in hell too)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Hahahahah
I likes that I does
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:17, archived)
# ha ha!
a new perspective!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:17, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's one grimy sofa Rod was sitting on.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:24, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:31, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:41, archived)
# \o/
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)
# took a few seconds!
awesome work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Lookit


Limited skills + 3 minutes of cheap photoshop trickery = my imminent flaming

I'm proud anyway :P
(Wombatovic, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:11, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Black and white man in balls stuck to body shock!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Are you the hairless child in the pic?
And did you have to sell your clothes to afford those balls?
I hate juggling and jugglers so much. It makes me boil with rage. It is the most useless talent imagineable..ARGH!!!
Nice shopping, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:13, archived)
# childhood memories huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Hehehehehe
I LOVE my useless skills, I learn about one a week! Juggling being my newest one. To be honest, no i didn't have to sell my clothes. I just felt like being a whore. If I pretended to be an artist I'd read some meaning into it. But, no. Just a whore 8===@
(Wombatovic, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:56, archived)
# plus you hoped you'd get sexy teim messages of the gurls?
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)
# there are girls here?
Shirley not?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)
# *waves*
me
(kaedesmith, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)
# hahahaha
that could almost be a butters anim

juggler causes boiling of rage of onlooker who kills juggler to death due to his incessant juggling

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)
# in mastering homo-erotic art?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:13, archived)
# sexeh tiem is here again
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6486830
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6486868 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Get him to do "5p like a micro" off side b too
It's hilaribollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:19, archived)
# also - on youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=US3wZ_3CNz4
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:26, archived)
# woah!
I didn't know there was a video!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:42, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:44, archived)
# dear lord its far worse than I remember
but I'm still up for the mp3 if you can manatge it sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:45, archived)
# yeah no probs!
I'll use some of my skillz0rs to make it sound as 'clean' as poss (although my mate said his copy is in good condition)

EDIT:

Also, for no reason... ACID
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
# nice modulation
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
#
ahh Re-Birth...the closest i'll probably get to a real 303 :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)
# It is for me
if it is for you ¬_¬
(Wombatovic, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)
# burns*
*read however you choose

possibly obscure but - Trials-Forum??
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Good work
bloody stalker :P
(Wombatovic, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:52, archived)
# i knew i recongnised the username
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)
# um...
He has a juggling ball for a NIPPLE!!



..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:31, archived)
# *sniffs*
hmm - I knew I smelled fresh meat

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Mmm
would in a second
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# That is 100% of the ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I have added a grin...


because he seemed so serious...
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Woo!
Top action!
(Dooley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# did you get your gaz mail?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Noice!
Woo Yay For Sliding Polar Bears!
(I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# That looks like
the funnest thing evar! Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# as long as he remembers to jump the icicles at the end
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Flipping marvellous
that is!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# very smooth, sir
*feels*

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# finely polished with premium Polar Bear arse fur
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# That's all
the woo!

Neeeeeeooooooowwwww.......
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Woo to that!
^
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha - whee!
brilliant stuff HT :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# ha ha!
Hold the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# if that does but my Richard Branson server smashing anim doesn't
then I will scratch my head a bit


:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Teh Fluff
and sliding

this has everything,
*stares at it for a few more hours*
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Woooo
Look at him go!
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:54, archived)
# All our woo
are belong to you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Wow!
that's excellent!

ps. can you do a 3D version?!?
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# with a real furry polar bear?
yes, but it would take a while.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:16, archived)
# you have a point
there...
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:46, archived)
# ahahha
thats great!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeee
That's splongtaculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# this is beyond woo
and much deeper than yay
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:56, archived)
# I like this.
Look! He's having a lovely time!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# spread the joy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:18, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:01, archived)
# is that
"Woo Yay" Woman?
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:02, archived)
# you bet your sweet momma it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:05, archived)
# cocking hell that's ace
Also, Re: Summers Magic

The mp3 is on my old laptop which I gave to my dad who has since given it to my brother who now lives in Florida.

However, My mate has a virtually mint condition 12" which I am borrowing and shall rip to mp3 for you.

Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:07, archived)
# FAN-CHUFFING-TASTIC!

*Puts on white gloves and looks for whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:17, archived)
# woo yay houpla!



I'm at home with fever!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:11, archived)
# dance fever?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:19, archived)
# no. the bad one
draining all my hummus away
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Huzzah!
That's lovely... And now........ It's beer time! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Have one of these....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:17, archived)
# ooh
I like that :D
(kaedesmith, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Some Special Reserve Blended Woo
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Just for you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:18, archived)
# the finest!
I've done bloody well for woos!

You're all too kind *hands some back out to others*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Wheee!
That's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:20, archived)
# yeehaw!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:25, archived)
# wheee!
much liking!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:30, archived)
# ooooh!
That's fucking special is that! Top FP mate.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:30, archived)
# eh?
hahahahahahahahah!

why this and not Branson?!
but I'm not complaining, its always an honour :) *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:44, archived)
# now this is a front page!

weeeeeeeeeee! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:32, archived)
# the ice tunnel clearly leads to glory
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:52, archived)
# hahaha!
can't believe there's actually something cute on the front page! i love it! =)
(kodomo_ja_nai fuck it, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)
# excellant!
reminds me of the best bit from Ice Age.
(kaedesmith, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:56, archived)
# excellent
very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 19:06, archived)
# That's cheered me oop no end :-)
If the new Firefox let me click the 'I like this!' button, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Woo...
...to the Yay.
(DaysOfYore, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Cor!
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha wheeeee
can you make him lick his lips as he goes by?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Ice Age slide-tastic
The only good part of that movie!
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# that looks about the most fun of anything
I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# #Up on the roof
(toshemoslayer Hush little child it's better this way., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Hmm Rod Hull
Ain't seen him on TV for ages...
(goodAIDS, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Oh really....
Here you go then:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1itGV5CmZU
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:08, archived)
# I'm not going to fall off the roof
like the flid Rod Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Evening


it was bound to happen at some point, I reackon the SUN got them wound up by printing an article about him being a nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# I liked Feltch McRingpiece
Pugwash's Scottish Cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Is that true?


its amazing what they got away with
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# No
www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.htm
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# it was all an urban myth
but I heard that "Pugwash" means blowjob in Merkin, We need a merking to prove that though. Never there when you need them are they?
If any one says World war II so help me....
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# fuckin 'ell
that victor lewis-smith sounds like a right bitter arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# I love the fact that
the Grauniad had to pay damages for repeating it
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Sorry, I was being sarcastic
I'm old enough to remember the first showings, so know that its all a load of balls
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:21, archived)
# nah, none of it was.
all those dirty names are urban legends.

fact
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:51, archived)
# And Seaman Stains of course
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# put some salt on it
and in a 40 degree wash and they'll come right out
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:57, archived)
# arf
what about "Lookatmyhuge P. Enis" the guy that had a brief appearance at the dock on episode 5 season 2. Played by John from Garfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# More Birds and Football


www.eatfootball.net/eat_football_opinion/200611021200,248.html
(goodAIDS, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# That page says both
Wed 1st Nov, and
Thu 2nd Nov.

Hooray for confusion!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# the best kind of fusion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha
That's cause it doesn't go live until tomorrow, so I thought I'd give you B3tards a sexy little preview (not that you really care that much).
(goodAIDS, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I care a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Bah
I prefer comics and wanking :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# I thought
You'd say that
(goodAIDS, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Excellent
I'll be waiting outside your school tomorrow with a box of tissues and a beano.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# It's a date
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:51, archived)
# I'll be sure to bring...
...A Sun Journo along
(goodAIDS, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Haha
I live with one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] An Icon for those who have been ripped off by Zoo Magazine
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:40, archived)
# haha!
Nice! Those de-tagging bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:40, archived)
# we should create some virals for them
indicating what type of morons their core readership is

sorry to any Zoo readers :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# I am deeply offended.
How you can label all zoo readers misogyn... hey look! there's some thick bint with her tits out!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# They do photoshoots in my gf's pub
I've not seen the magazine but they're always up in the top bar with a photographer and some bird in her knickers

/watches CCTV blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Can I take 16?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# I'll take one (that I know of) pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry]


.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# is that....
EARTHWORM JIM

awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:37, archived)
# cant see jim
looks like the female, pink, bugs bunny
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Kirk: No Spock, it's a particle of pre-animate matter.
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
# is that the mythical clit i've heard so many tales about
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# no fairy tales
halloween was yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# *earthworm jims*
nice angry eye action
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# The sun is being sold

Soon,i'll make the whole solar system
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# are you going to go and live there?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# too hot for me i'm afraid.
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# *comment involving burnt necks*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
# go up at night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# I know there's a pun in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
# no pun
just the sun for sale.
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# *checks bank account*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# needs more goatse hands
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
# well, it had to be done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# fuck you
(riedacher_bertram, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# thank you
that's the nicest thing people have said to me all day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# in the ear

...

hard
(riedacher_bertram, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# you have a lot of anger in you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# young jedi...
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# fuck you too
in fact

FUCK EVERYONE
(riedacher_bertram, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# you really are angry
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# sand in the vagina
will do that to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:25, archived)
# ahahahaha!
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# fuck you
*wanted to join in*

also he has a pulsating finger on his left hand
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# whats wrong with a pulsating finger?
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# it's, more often than not, a cock
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:40, archived)
# looks a bit big for Michael's taste
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# whats he saying?
my guess is: "Woah chum chum woah chum chum woah chum chum"
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha
I was discussing your CDC skills earlier. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# how's that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# We were in the midst of a 'cock-off'
here
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Hahaha
some good ones in there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:40, archived)
# hhahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# i was tempted to do something like that.
i was considering the spoon, but then again, there is no spoon......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# No no no they are born of man I tell you
Have a pea.
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:10, archived)
# hahahaha
:D

beautiful man, just plum beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# I made this at work today :)
(EriX I like toast, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Too many sharp edges.
You'll need extra lube for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# its useful
as when you've finished you can clip it on your pocket
(EriX I like toast, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# did it fit?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# its ok going in but....
it tends to catch a bit on it's way back out
(EriX I like toast, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# I told you!
Here, use this:

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# *felches*
you either love it or you hate it
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# haha
I prefer the vegemite version (but as that's banned in the US this will remain a UK only product)
(EriX I like toast, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# why is it banned in the US?
its Australian anyway innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Yeah it's australian
but apparently it contains some ingredient that is ok in bread but unacceptable in other food under US food regs :-/. Saw it on the news the other day as they are confiscating it from australian travellers arriving in the US with it.
(EriX I like toast, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# It's not banned
as the folate (or whatever it is) is natural, and not added.

I'd pull up the Snopes article if their site wasn't borked.
(chriswakey, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Yumyum
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
xD
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 19:01, archived)
# you made a pen drive?

do you work in a pen drive factory?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# no
/easyAnswer
(EriX I like toast, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# my pen drive has a lanyard already attached to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:37, archived)
# well done
so does mine
(EriX I like toast, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# me too!
*joins club*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Yey :D
I suggest we call ourselves

T.P.W.H.L.O.T.M.S.O.O.P.M.D.C

(The People Who Have Lanyards On Their Memory Sticks Or Other Portable Memory Devices Club) as it rolls off the tongue nicely
(EriX I like toast, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# .. And Are Cool
T.P.W.H.L.O.T.M.S.O.O.P.M.D.A.A.C.C
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# What does it do and why should we care
and congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:37, archived)
# do you
seriously not get this?
(EriX I like toast, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# I don't
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# well howsabout you just fucking tell us what it is
and then we'll heap praise/insults upon accordingly.
*de-fluffs*
if its just supposed to look like a cock then i think you prolly shoulda just posted a self portrait.......we woulda guessed quicker
*re-fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# I honestly
never thought I've have to point out the similarity of an every day device to an ejaculating penis to people on this board. As for the defluff bit, you can use my memory stick in your marmite flavoured hole :p
(EriX I like toast, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# *uses*
tah, no offence i'm just in bastard mood. it would have helped if you had put in some balls of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:57, archived)
# See
that's the kind of constructive criticism that I can use :)
(EriX I like toast, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Last night's carvings...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# he has a creepy mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Cheating Divers Cry Wolf One Too Many Times...
(goodAIDS, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Cock off
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# ?
beg ya' pardon?
(goodAIDS, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# he is suggesting
that you didn't make this image, and if that is the case then you shouldn't post it on this board, but instead use the links board.

If indeed you did create the image, then you need to host it on your own webserver, or a personal place such as flickr, b3tards, imageshack, photobucket etc and link to it from there.

If indeed you did make this, and indeed you are allowed to leech from eatfootball.net, then you will receive a big fat kiss from emvee.

Leeching is not nice, the hosts of the leeched site have to pay for the bandwidth you are forcing them to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# [edit]
It would appear that a big fat kiss is in order.

Apologies for former unfluffiness.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Ok
Just to clarify, yes I made it, yes I own the server, yes I can leech it.

Now where's my big fat kiss.
(goodAIDS, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Right here
I'm a man, I can take being wrong.

Pucker up!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# ooh, now i can repost the insult to you I hastily deleted
don't worry goodAIDS

emvee is a geek who likes comics and wanking instead of birds and football.
Right emvee?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# That's as true today
as it's ever been :)

Thanks Waspy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:38, archived)
# oh dear
I read that as "comics wanking" and now I have a very disturbing image of Jimmy Tarbuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:38, archived)
# damn you...
I hadn't read that... and now, because of you, i have that self same image trapped in my skull.

2 pints of mindbleach please barlord!!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:58, archived)
# I like
birds and football AND comics and wanking
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:27, archived)
# pucker up soldier!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
#
Most pet insurance companies require payment of an excess in every year for each condition claimed.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# If you didn't make it, link page plz
cue hate-mail
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# hmm
I did make it, but here's the link to the story if you want it:

www.eatfootball.net/eat_football_opinion/200611021000,648.html
(goodAIDS, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# does that mean you are
Mr eatfootball?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Depends...
If you're a lawyer or not
(goodAIDS, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# I've never tried
I might be a good lawyer...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# footballers have badaids
100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# i did not watch the soccerball last night
but i believe Drogba does like to go down...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# give it it's proper name
HOOFSPHERE!
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# that made me snort and chuckle!

Right, I'm off to the pub to watch the HOOFSPHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Chuckie Egg anyone?

hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# yay
I can still remebers the keystrokes to complete level 3 before it had even finished loading
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# On the speccy, if you ran right straight away
then up and left, you could run straight through the first chicken/duck without dying.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# I remember getting to something like level 53
There was about 3 birds flying around plus the other ducks...got a bit hard then.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:00, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Woo!
retrotastic!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# good work, I'd like that one
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# .
(|, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# put a bag over her face,
good as new!
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Looks like }¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# very well done
but fecking creepy

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# still wood
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# got wood ;)
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:14, archived)
# surely it depends on
what else is a funny shape?
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
# I have a funny shaped cock.
Therefore, she's mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Oil rig drifting in North Sea
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# uh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# drifting:
cars sliding sideways, lots of smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Fast and the Furious: North Sea Drift
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *Awaits Ja Rule/Ludacris soundtrack*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
#
awaits fears
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# "you just dont know, how the drift goes and flows"
"With the north wind in your hair,
You can race here and there,
Oil pumping in your pipes,
pwoar it'll take you to new heights"


/Not a rapper.
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
#
/neither is Ja Rule, never stopped him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# tooshay
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# of course!
silly fishcat, is it not obvious now?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# *puts on ducne cap*
Edit: I think I'll leave that spelling error for effect
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# 4 legs, goes woof?
piper alpha

/topical
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# haha reminds me of 'how do you make a cat go woof?'
pour petrol on it, then light a match.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Yep.
That's in the Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes

Buy it now kids!
.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I already have!
I just need to remember where I left it...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# So buy one for every room in the house
Then you'll always have one to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Good idea...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# mrs thor called me earleir to say that it had arrived at home.
so i shall look at it when i get home.

saying that i went to all the book shops in gloucester at the weekedn and none of them had it in stock, i was disgusted, i ended up having to beat the manager with a copy of 'the world according to clarkson' as punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# harsh
but fair, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# in the thames you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# pffft!
if that's the north sea my mums an aligator,
it's far too blue, far too calm and far too sunny!
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# hahahah click!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# *SKAWEEEEZZ*
Kat: Queen of the Jungle, plays with her personal grooming staff.....

From Kat's fantasy......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# You are a master of the surprised expression!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Why do we never see what the other SA team fantasies are?
are they unprintable?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# penguins with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I think Pip's dreams are better left alone
Scary things haunt a penguin's mind
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Once,
We've seen a female Pip just once.

Along with a female Art and a male Kat & Scarlet.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ^This!
Or squirrils with nuts! (For Scarlet)
(irMrk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Art and Pip's fantasies are general, run of the mill.....
.....no idea what Scarlet would dream about....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# a giant robot
and world domination... and nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Throne of nuts aye?
Would be like a giant breakfast/nut-bar, thing!

Edit: D'oh... now I look silly *tear*
(irMrk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I always percieved Pip to be a bit of a perv
I expect Scarlett would probably dream of nuts & shiny things (but hey, its your creation, dont want to step on your creative toes)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Pfft...
She dreams about lesbian furries and baby oil... *stomps on JJ's create toes*

*grin*
(irMrk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# SHINEY NUTS
thats what I reackon
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# he would break her
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# ooooooooh
things are hotting up!

*readies the kleenex*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# i hope she's not feline frisky
he's a catman mountain and he'd crush her.

saying that i know a rugby player who's about 6ft 6 and he's seeing a dainty lady who's about 5 ft and weighs about 6 stone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Phwoar
nice arse

TJ: does anyone have the boardstats link?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# here ya go!
www.b3ta.com/board_stats
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# that's one hot mancat
*yiffs everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Vary Nice....
on a side note...are you 12 months ahead of everyone else or am i missing somthing over at www.collectedcurios.com?

"where the hell's 2007 gone? Seems like I was only just buying Christmas prezzies for the 2006 festive season"
(christopher monkey, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# oh my......
*edits*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# lol...
i saw it at the start of my day, was gunna mail you but forgot!
(christopher monkey, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Yay
This turning more and more risque!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# If my bloke was at Cat
he would look like that. *fact*


(...or I would make him)
(fluffytail, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Cor!
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:51, archived)
# ;_; im jealous..
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)

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