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# Skapbadapbadadrrrrdingdingdagadodom
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Most people fight crime one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact don't let nothing hold you back
If the Batman can do it brother so you can you

I'm the Batman.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# SKI BEE BOP BOP BADA BO!
BOP BOP BADA BO!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# In my playlist of tunes with really negative lyrics
he stands out as the only one with a bit of an uplifting effect :D
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *prescribes mogadon*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I'm just wasting posts now.
Because...
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# *shits on your face*
...YOU'RE THE SCAT MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# NAKED TIME!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# not quite.
And as a bird, I don't wear clothes anyway. It interferes with lift and flight and wings.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# that was your 2000th post
you FOOL
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Uploads virus to destroy the internets
(Like in lawnmowerman 2)to avert nekkid time
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# hahahah
*sandwich entrails aloft my desktop*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
#
arf
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Howdy stranger!
I've not been here much recently - overworked, see...

hope all's well!

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Sorry to be a pedant but
Vets. No apostrophe.

EDIT- Oh, right. *dense*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# you missed the comedy of it all
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# see how moronic they are?
jeeze
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Oh I see, they made their own sign..
Riiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# not really
That was just the prototype, here is the finished article.



happy now, punctuation police?
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Ooooh, I don't know.
Got any donuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Two paracetamol and a glass of water please


thanks to Macca for giving me a hand
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# haha jings!
that's a bit different
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# God I'm confused by that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# erm...
what the hell is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# *blows kisses*
I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# *licks ear*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *wags tail*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# OH!
it's a tail!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
how's your day going?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# rubbish
i should be being told about my new job, but i'm not :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# does your new job involve sexy ladies and earth?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# no
it involves one sexy lady and lots of money (neither of which am i allowed to take home)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# haha damn
mine involved earth today, it was fun I dug holes

HOLEY HOLEY HOLEY HOLES!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Two "candles" for my second B3TA birthday
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Bonkers!
but Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# How was the gig last night?
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Braw! thanks
KMLabs and Mrs. Labs came . . . also . . .

HAPPY B3TADAY! \o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Happy B3taday Squire
and woo for that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# As with every good product...
There's always a money spinning 'diet' option...
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# yum*




*not yum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Let's do a row of bisto slammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Urgh
That made me feel a bit bilious
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha ha ha...
....bisto top!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# top shop sir
love it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# that made me chuckle
mornington crescent!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# *glee pee*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Arf
*hopes The Duke posts Ciderman cos I luvs him*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Self-portrait
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Is you
a fish my dear fellow?
*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Yes, in a non-literal kind of way.
It's a bugger operating Photoshop competently with fins.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Still I suppose you're good at
scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# you're treading a fin line....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Gah! Trampses!
www.wheelybird.plus.com/vibrotramp.gif
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# I lurve the
vibrotramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahaha...
U wn Meet Up behnd Safway Bins?
thrs a Pzza bx 1/2 crust init!
C U Thr!

Have my first go at an animated Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I think he'd be far more interesting...
..as a series of whimsical wooden figurines.

(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# the elvis dambusters clock plate of tutenkhamoun!
that wooden monkey is a lokkalike
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# About the clock plate...
is it hand-gilded by a master craftsman with exquisite attention to detail?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# yes!
And now it can be yours for only 3 easy payments of £119.99
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# indeed
especially as the monkey
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Argh, Mick Hucknall!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# and Richard Hammond!
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# So it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# NEVER have a drink with him!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# i could go into a libellous story on that
but i won't...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# gaz it to everybody*
*me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# it involves a hairdresser friend of mine's client
who may or may not have attended a couple of dates with him.
she's not sure.
if you get my drift.
alledgedly.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# :D
comedy gold, as per.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Thankies!
I nicked the joke off've Buzzcocks . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Ah, the finest show ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# scary as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# shopping it gave me nightmares
apart from Thor's hair...
that just gave me headaches
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# who are they all?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# from the hat in a clock wise direction
Dave the Hat
Thor sonosomething
Mugatu
Wasp Box
Freebies
and last but not least
4dam
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# i thought thor was TUTT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# has anyone seen Thor and Tutt at once in the same place?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
don't cross the streams!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Shhhhhhh...
do you want the CSA to hear you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Press refresh.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# oooh you done a clever internet thing

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
#
how does that work then?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
#
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/random/rid.php?pic=random
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# oh right,
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# cool
how did you set that up?
does it use a php script on your site?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Yes,
Here are all the pics in their wondrous glory: www.themanwhofellasleep.com/random_pic.htm
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# in terms of the script,
if i wanted to have a random pic from my gallery on my homepage
could i use this script?
did you write it?
or did you find it on the webbbbbbbbb?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# I found it on the web.
You download the script, add in a couple of URLs, and chuck it in a directory. If I remember where I downloaded it, I will send it to you.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# nice one, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# they're all ace
very woo
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# front page this
for the most varied front page ever!
How does it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# A php script I downloaded.
I have very little idea how it actually works.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# It's simple.
php will pick a file at random from a pool of files in a directory.
It'll get the filesize and then write the header, e.g
Content type: image/jpeg\n\n
and then it will read the file from disk and squirt it out to the browser.

Hurrah! Funs for all.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Nonsense
it sends a email to a mans who makes a new drawding every time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Yes.
This is true. I tried to dazzle you with technicals, but I failed. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Cripes!
That's bril! How many did you load in that random selctor thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# The Paul Daniels one is especially disturbing.
Mainly due to the, er, 'upper body strength' of some of the individuals in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Mystery Bob has done something similar,
all witchcraft if you ask me, no matter how brilliant an idea it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# AAHHH
I want the lady one back!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Ooooh
I like the green girl.


EEEE! THUNDERSTORM! *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# NSFW!
SFW
SFW
NSFW
SFW
NSFW
SFW
SFW
SFW
SFW
NSFA!
SFW
NSFW

/forgot: woo the idea and all the pics!

/dit2: now do it with the macca compo pics! That's going to bring out the full humour!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# got
got
got
need
got
need
need
got
got
got
need
got
got
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# would
would
would
wouldn't
would
would
wouldn't would
would
would
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# How many photos are there in total?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# I dunno. About 400 so far.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# it does seem to feature quite a lot of scantily clad ladies
of the busty variety.


i like that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
#
^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# inspired by nobbynobody, I recon
nice work

some randomness of my own
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# ...now with added background...
...and an improved back wheel.



Bigger!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# I still find this fairly amazing
so have another woo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# crikey!
is it for anything?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Nah, just a way of passing the time.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# wow!
I thought it was a photograph at first!

Thats spigmendous!
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# that^
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# ^This again^
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# i'm so glad..
...i can't do that. that's for other people to do and for me to go 'oooh'
or woo
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# psst
do you read your Gazmail?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# um, whassat?
do you mean the mail in the top right corner of this here screen thingymabob?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# yes
but a bit poor at answering it. saw your mail earlier though! were you planning on sending another Top Secret message?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Shit!
That's good.
I thought "What monkey twunt face has pasted their stupid unanimated not funny holiday pictures on here? Jeez!"
Then I noticed that it was a rendering, not a photomagraph.

Well dones!
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Haha. Cheers
But who takes photos of police cars on holiday?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Very sad people.
Hence the compounded exponential TWUNTAGE inherent in the photo*.

*Had it been a photo.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Very true.
I'd like to make it clear that I'm not a police car spotter if such a thing exists. It just had some nice shiny reflections to get stuck into.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Police cars don't take holidays that often
which is why we don't see many.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# cor that's ver nice.
i though it was a photo you'd shopped onto a background in the thumbnail.

wOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# That is completely brilliant.
Fantastically well done, sir.

have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# very nicely done
3d cars is all the soothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Thats well good.
But my car isn't 3D. It's just a photoshop painting. Vectors and feathering etc.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# oh that's even better then.
I do a bit of that too.



Yours is even more woo now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Thats fantastic!
I find skintones very hard to get right. I like your use of blurring too. Gives it a watercolour feel to it.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Cheers
It was phase I was going through about a year ago, doing portraits in tattyshop with the aim to achieve that 'watercolour' effect you noticed. The blurriness of it all is more down to my being more of a dabbler and less of an actual illustrator.

edit feathers are easier than skin
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# is it for a game?
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# No.
And I don't make tea for 32K a year either!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# S'good.
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# nice style :)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# sexy time
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Purrr-vocative posing!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# I bet
you old dog you
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Lest we forget
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php

...I say sexy thangs to myself when I'm daaannnncing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# ARRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
kill it with chopsticks, tis a 3 eyed beastie!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Pah
your oriental eating skills are of no use to you now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# *draws mighty spork of valinar*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# oo-er
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# took me a couple of moment to interpret that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# THREE EYED BLOB MONSTERS ARE COMING FOR US
pants begone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Is that your lady friend?
Not the cat, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Aaaawww.
A kittin and a girlie. Nyom, nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# you'll end up with cat aids i tell ya!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
#


story here

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# i love that

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# pff
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

*wants to click*
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# I LOVE this!!!
Woo, Yay, and very Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# haha
ace
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# arf
brilliant

(does the bush pic come at the end or beginning?)
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# A better effort
After the general mockery of Virgin, it seems T-Mobile has found a much more subtle way to engage with the b3ta massive...





Taken from this morning's Holy Moly mailout.
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# :D
That makes me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
I spiggin love this pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# spigging?
That sounds......odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Neighbours.....
Everybody needs good neighbours
With a little understanding
You can find the perfect blend...

and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Christ, I don't watch that
I don't get home till about 6:20ish.

I like Hollyoaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# I have the good fortune
of being a student. 12 noon start. 4pm finish, regardless of the fact my timetable says i start at 9...
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Teh Quo lookylikeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# prolly just some b3tard wag
taking the mickey... good on them i say.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# I've answered you
but in a different thread
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# oops, will try to find it.
ta!
edit: buggrit, can't find it. ah well, will forever remain a mystery
deit 2: I'm a tit. found it. hmm, very interesting... i works in events and exhibitions, tis most fun, and very, very, very incestuous, hence a good chance you were someone i know. but you're not. but you are. oh, you know what i mean...!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# where in the country are you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# right here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
*goes clip-clippety-clop*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Lahndun
but the best exhibitions suppliers are up north, frankly
*flatters northerners*
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# am i missing a funny
or is this just plain and simple spam?

ah! my eyes did fail me

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# don't stand so
don't stand so
don't stand so close to me
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# now you're really confusing me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# the quo bendalikes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# T-Quobile
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# ^
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# © Fringie 2006
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Quodaphone?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Quorange?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Quo2
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Virgin Quobile
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# I have a Quobile TeleQuone
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# BT Quonet
ah fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# BT Quopenzone
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# BT Quo Hub
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# ET Quone Home?
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Quony-eriksson!

sorry phone not service!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# MotorQuola?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# *stabs self in eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Whatever you want


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Quo 2?
EDIT: Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Pay as you Quo
of course
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# *bangs head on desk
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Or Quontract?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# :oD
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# lawl
5 stars
(Daveypants laffo, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# After speaking for a few seconds
The phone explodes. I just know it.
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# I bet it was HappyToast...
the bastard ....[not really]
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] poop
(pisswhoreshit, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# argh!
                  




                  
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# make the evil carouselling Macca stop!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# he'll never stop
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# that's what I was afraid of...... eeeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# unless you hit Esc
of course
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh. Good point.
*hits escape*

*realises it doesn't work in Safari*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# you have to hit your scroll button on your mighty mouse
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# *hits scroll button*
*realises doesn't have mighty mouse*

feck!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# This works very well
with some circus music
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# i love your username
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Bring Bring
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
top work!

www.b3ta.com/board/6547206
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# haha
that's why I did it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Take Take
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# yay!
oi, look down the page, have asked you a sneaky question...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# ahh no, but I know them
my mate used to work there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# I'd like to insure the contents of my house please
Who's calling please?

The name's Kong. King Kong.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
danana phooooone!
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# DIE YOU BASTARD
That will be in my head all we.... ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banaphone
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# dude, can you hear that?
that... that song!
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# this
www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bananaphone.html
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# thats the one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# not this one then?
www.allmedia.com.au/bananana/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# not seen that one before!
woo. Happy Hardcore version -drums.
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# I'm glad I wasn't the only one singing that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# very good
but what's this got to do with Paul Mc Cartney?????
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Slipped that one in freebs!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# that's now playing inside me head.

it's sooo a-peel-ing

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# I found this, don't remember ever posting it! So now I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# *squints*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# *groans*
Very droll.
*likes the word droll*
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# drol means turd in dutch
so you can imagine the smirks in french classes over 'ere
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# I was hoping you were going to point that out :)
Edit: Also chuckle-worthy is the cross translation of the French word 'Place'.

*sniggers like a child*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Taxi
for Mr.Mstandot please.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# "if you knew sushi, like I knew sushi...."
*acquires coat, moves toward exit*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Saucy or Saki?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Test-tube rhinos.
It's the future.





I am some kind of God, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *bows*



EDIT: im off to start my night of drinking...cya everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# careful now
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6156026.stm
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# god
i was permanently drunk from 14 - 17 years old, then from 20 - 24
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# from 8pm to midnight
every night?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# midnight is 0
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# mmm'ok
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# what happenned between 17 and 20..
guess either you learnt to drive and stayed off booze or were in a coma..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# the pubs refused to serve me suddenly
then i failed my a levels, so i went off to college to do a hnd, and figured i'd try to work hard fro a change
then, UNIVERSITY *gets hangover just thinking about it*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# 17-20
were the convent years right?
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# What a soft shandy drinking wuss
"It's not unusual for a child to have drunk a litre of vodka. That would have me on my back for three or four weeks."
*laughs*
*worries about own liver*
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# kids have an amazing capacity for alcohol
all that fresh liver tissue
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Ho yus
Like y'say, I was frequenting the pub from 14 onwards.Quite funny to celebrate your 18th when they've been serving you for 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# This
I used to be able to drink ridiculous amounts when I was younger and I'm SHIT now.

Although I used to get stoned off a couple of tokes when I was younger, and I'm not like that anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# nightyho!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# it's the only solution!

/coat

*comes back to woo this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# hurry up with that coat
don't keep us in suspens(ion)

/double pun coat and hat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# That's way cool!
Kerlick!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# yay
that was mine!


*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# attaboy!
*pats back*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# hooray for science!
and hooray to this pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Yay!
*checks Fisher catalogue*

*orders*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Horntastic!
Use them to fertilise human eggs and grow a Rhinoboy
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Yes you are, especially with that big facebeard
I like that lotsly
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Facebeard's gone.
It was too itchy by far.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# I can empathise
Mine is far too ginger..i want black stubble
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# It is the first time I tried to grow a beard.
I was disturbed to find grey beard hairs. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# How old are you?
And grey beardybits are quite nice, IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# I am thirty.
Don't know what that is in avian years though.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# That's a good age for grey beardy bits.
I really like some grey or all grey on men, I do. I know you lot are all :O about it (my dad's just started to go grey, he's 47 and mortified, the silly bastard) but seriously, we quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# concurr
my other half's dad is that 'salt and pepper' hair, can't wait for the pirate to get that too... rah...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# ....the pirate.
I'm assuming you mean me. As people may be pirates, or a pirate (singular), but I am The Pirate.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# sadly, i mean the other half, but he's the definitive to me (aaw)
who is actually a pirate. among many other things. he's got a much better family than me.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Pffft, alright, you can have that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Ta!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Oo i've been getting those in me sidies
It's scary... and a hair in my ear the other day
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I hope I will never get such a thing.
I have grey headhairs though. This ageing think is a load of bollocks if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Yes
Went to a gig last night, and am knackered now and my legs ache..what's that all about?It's rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# What gig?
That happens to me and I'm 21.

I just want to be able to go into a pub, be able to have a nice night with my friends, having conversations when we can both hear each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# It was the Bluetones off of the '90's
They were kinda ossum and made me nostalgic for being in the roadmenders doing my indie boy jarvis style hip-swaying while at university.
Oh there some very annoying people just behind me talking all the way through which i hate at gigs
Quiet pubs are getting more and more appealing..i'll be drinking stout soon
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I was in the Roadmenders a couple of weeks back seeing Glenn Hughes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I loved the 'menders
Dank, dark sweat dripping from the roof..perfect!
Not been for many years sadly
Was Glenn Hughes good?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Exactly.
Gigs these days go on well past my bedtime, and sometimes you have to stand up! I'm thinking of getting me one of those walking sticks that unfurl into a comfy stool.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# OOOOOH
where/how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Millets!
Just don't put on the anoraks...
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# :)
www.assistireland.ie/index.asp?locID=1331&docID=901
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# ooh yes
golfing stool
Good plan
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Brilliant!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# It is?
have a pickled pig to go with them.

Edit/ oops forgot to Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# that's disturbing
almost as bad as that fertilised duck egg thing that was in the newsletter a couple of weeks back
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Pickled pigs are all the rage
don't y'know. Must be in white vinegar though.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Awwww! VERY Woo!
time for a pea I think, perhaps they could be inserted into this lovely beauty....



EDIT- wheely, you're being added to the ship's roster as captain's birdy shoulder friend, unless you mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Hmmm
That's kinda sexy, for a rhino.
I'm worried about myself
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# We all worry about you
It's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Phew at least someone does
*gets back to rhino loving*
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Hmm
Got any vacancies aboard for a weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# I don't know
are you a useful weasel?

I'm going to have to upgrade this galleon soon, it's getting very crowded.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Donno
I can swim, steal stuff, burrow. Pretty damn hard to catch too

I can't help but notice that as a pirate ship you're awefully short on boarding crews and pirates who generally marauder.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# You volunteering to be the ships plunderer and rapist?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# you can be marauder 1 then
Althuogh we can all maraud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Or a goat?
Ship milk producer
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# You need to speak to Nonny or the Blue Aardvark about that one
Quartermaster/chef
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Okays.
I'm not sure about being generally known as a "birdy shoulder friend" though. Sounds like a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Well I changed friend to companion
But if you can think of something more fitting, I'm a big ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Yay for odd spunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# ...and
odd sex (SFW, unless you're a blue sea slug)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# would
and would
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# He said: "This is only chicken pox and rhino bile"
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
I liek science!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# brillopads!
Science runs through you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# like prunes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] He does seem to do this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# hes got enough money!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Not when she's finished he won't!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# He'll still have a million billion gazillion pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Well yes,
Miss pedantypants!
but you know what i mean!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Ooooh, a pea for you as well
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# ha ha tops!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I hate having to use my right hand with this bloody mouse
I'd be better if I could use my left.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# left handed people are the best
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# They are.
More artistic, apparently. Which would make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# *arts*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# *fawns*
*phones tate modern*
*advises*


5.Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# i would cum in my pants
if any of my 'art' was requested for an exhibition


in any form, anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# I think we should have a b3ta exhibition
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# set one up then, behbeh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# That involves money and clevers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Yes, yes we are
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# YAY!
Another one!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# genetic buffoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# haha
it's very true
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# well he does have a good point
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] er...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahaahahahahahaha
I assume he's a macca-like?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# *calls number*
hey - its real!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# *dials*
555-3214
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# silly Nordic Deity - that's King Kong's number
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# bah
no wonder my phone smells of bananas
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# funniest phrase ever!
works in every circumstance!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
BANANAPHONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Eric
ever alert to the call for action
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# aHA!
that's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# hahahahaha, nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I
had to google, but then it gets a :D
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# This^
and now, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# hehehe
very clever..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# A good one!
How rare :D

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# haha
looks like Harry Redknap
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Quick and dirty (and perhaps obscure)



I know this gag jumped the shark a long time ago (and maybe bindun) but a bored Friday afternoon paintmash pun cannot be ignored.
(Chexworth will one day make Yoko Matsugane his bride..., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# May I offer you my hearty Contrafibularities on that post.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I am frasmodic, nay compunctuous . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# arf
I love that bit

You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# sausage!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# hello there lady
where've you been

and


pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# hm, i thought that was the word Johnson forgets in Blackadder
mebbe i'm wrong.

been MAD BUSY with work and the like, and a broken foot, and flu. and should be working now, but am enjoying my tea and here.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# it could be
I can't quite remember

but it's funny.

I've been setting up a calendar all morning

but I fear work beckons in the afternoon...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# pah and humbug
work is bobbins. got to do an invoice today as well. joy joy
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# I did one of those today for my




shhhhhh




other enterprise
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# oooh
what's that then? go on..
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# my freelance graphics business
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# ah, naughty
exhibitions eh? leeds? nowt to do with Equinox perchance?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# shit - that reminds me. I'm owed big time
*chases PO number*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# He forgets the word 'sausage' and cries out
abandoning his book
you were right
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# ah, an old worn vhs is responsible for that knowledge
my brother and i used to watch it until we knew all the words
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# He damns Baldrick's eyes and flounces out


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Arf!
'Big blue wobbly thing wot fish live in.'
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# a buzzing thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# is this where Baldrick has a go?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# errrrr yeh
cat: not a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahaahahahahahaha
Oh God
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# A: well it doesn't really mean anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# hehehe, silly Prince George!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# fart? fiddle? fornicate?
burp? bottom? bloomers?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Well why not?
It's what all the rest of them will be used for.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *ignores*
ONLY JOKING!

Check out 'S'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Haha I remember that scene
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Oh, Benny Elton
where did you go so wrong...
(Chexworth will one day make Yoko Matsugane his bride..., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# ^ this indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# he had to keep himself in shiny suits
so sold his soul to Webber
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# He can never recover from the horror that is
'We Will Rock You'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
i love that!

*ardvark*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# "Quick, Robin, this calls for a cheeky pea..."
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
PUN!

Lovely!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# *stands*
*applauds*
*whoops*
*looks around sheepishly*
*sits back down*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *realises office is empty*
*repeats*


*then regrets having beans for breakfast*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Haha
U is better
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Pfft!
Well hooray for shark jumping.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# A woo
to you

and cru

..possibly with glue

(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] yet another poster replacement
recursive low effort effort
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Sorry, but
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# very nice, but how many recursions?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# oooo I'd say
Loads
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# but
How many exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Well, I like it.
Now if it were animated to come atcha...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

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