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The best wedding in the world?

Probably.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:00, archived)

tee hee

i see what you did there

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:01, archived)

This^

it was really a crate of stella

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)

ha ha

No more heels for her

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:02, archived)

Oh Yes

hahahahahahahaha Brilliant!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:02, archived)

done this one on friday;

woo to yours though :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:02, archived)

Damn

I'm at work so I can't see yours.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)

you're not missing much

it's crap anyroads :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)

Wonderful!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:02, archived)

Haha... that wedding must have cost a fortune, i bet poor Tom has been left a bit short after it

/coat

(Schlottie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)

fantastic!

*click*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:22, archived)

hahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)

Ebay filth?!?!? NSFW by any means!!

I was doing a Ebay search for a Land Rover and there are a few Land Rovers listed with, err, photos that have nothing to do with Land Rovers!!!

Maybe the bloke was downloading from his digital camera and chose the wrong folder...

(not posting a link for fear of a P45 - you can do a search yourselves!!)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:49, archived)

hey bud

use the links board for teh win :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:50, archived)

These pages

redirect you to a phishing website. Go Firefox 2!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:53, archived)

Hmm

Where's that "I don't like this!" link when you need it?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:56, archived)

Not quite the same but..

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:01, archived)

If you ain't gonna put a link up, why bother posting here?

It's like saying 'My Aunt Mabel has a really cool parrot that sings the theme from T.J.Hooker, but to see it, you'll have to drive all the way to Dorset cos I can't be bothered showing you the video I took of it'

In other news, Morning all

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:01, archived)

Morning mr TGA :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)

Really

*drives to Dorset*

(Colley Cibber, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)

Good moaning Archie!

and good moaning all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)

What you're saying is very interesting

In fact, you're very interesting. Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)

skullfuckery?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)

Ohhh an egg comes out of a chicken

Ohhh a chick comes out of an egg

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)

prezactly!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)

Balls.

But if you're looking for a land rover I'm selling a black freelander.
How much you got?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)

'ning gorgeous

is "black freelander" a euphemism for something? :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)

Hehe

It can be anything you like honey ;¬)
But we think our car's a lesbian as she's big butch & loves diesel!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)

There are 2578 Land or Range Rovers listed on ebay.co.uk

and that's assuming that the auction hasn't finished.

Any chance you might want to narrow it down?

Also - you'd look at NSFW pictures on ebay at work, but not post a link on a message board? Weird.

EDIT: I've been looking and found a Land Rover with fitted wench (sic) cgi.ebay.co.uk/LAND-ROVER-94-95-WITH-FITTED-WENCH_W0QQitemZ190052952006QQihZ009QQcategoryZ29748QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)

Ebay have

pulled them already.

For those of you who missed the fun, it was a photo of a tit-wank. The ebay page then redirected you to a fake login screen. Those crazy phishers!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)

*sigh*

and I was so looking forward to a Monday morning tit-wank picture.

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)

Can't you afford to buy The Sun then?

I will send you ~30p in the post if you like.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)

can you send me £30,000

NSFW save you 30p

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)

god...bored and hungover

'ning all

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:30, archived)

NING Jeccy

Ning all!

Woo Btw

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:31, archived)

Ning

/jomfy?
www.flatlineonline.net

(Smudger, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:34, archived)

Thats not us

but it's another alternative to the flatliner name... (damn)
*thinks of new band name*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:38, archived)

Not a problem.

Just pointing you in their direction.

tell me more about your band and get listed on my site too. www.progrotech.com/index.cfm?sectionID=6

(Smudger, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:45, archived)

i hope he gave her another WALLOP

for having the audacity to go EURGH! Woo!
/Derek & Clive blog

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:36, archived)

'ning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:04, archived)

EURGH!

'ning all!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:14, archived)

anyone else

getting this at the moment?
Image hosted in Warren B3tas Anus - click for free B3ta image hosting

didn't know google ads employed nostradamus

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 7:37, archived)

damned adblock

I miss all the good stuff

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 7:48, archived)

Nope

I've got an advert for "Firm Up Your Back End"

Something to do with eCommerce, apparently...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 7:48, archived)

Is that an advert for a product that tones your posterior,

or for a company that lives in your arse?

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:09, archived)

I could do with some of that

Ning sis

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:32, archived)

Last time I looked..

It was a "Jesus loves you" link

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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:14, archived)

what, like this?

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:25, archived)

I have that too

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:26, archived)

Me Too!

*basks in the love of jesus*

*wanders off*

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:48, archived)

i get this

further down the page,

top one is "hiring developers?" now

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:57, archived)

Prophecies of St. Malachy

"we're all doomed" @2012

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:02, archived)

The filthy cow

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 6:39, archived)

And I'm sure she does listen, often!

*puts drinking glass to wall*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 6:41, archived)

Dirty begger

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:32, archived)

Olde Bige Rounde Numberse

Actually I missed it again, as it has
past (302 or 303 with this one).
And I'm started in on 400 with this set:
'The three ages of Asbolina"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 6:26, archived)

Child

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 6:27, archived)

Young Woman

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 6:27, archived)

Mature Lady

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 6:28, archived)

If you like this

you should check out Wondermark

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 7:00, archived)

Yep, and these rock too.

www.marriedtothesea.com

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 7:04, archived)

Hahaha

More of this sort of thing what!

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 6:35, archived)

Thx

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 6:42, archived)

Three cheers for Asbolina

these are great! Well Done!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 7:57, archived)

Thankie!

*smokes*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:01, archived)

I love these, I really do.

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Mr. Bell Division, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)

I'll just pop this tasteless shit in while it's quiet....

(click for bigger)

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 4:54, archived)

hahaha

you're clever

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 4:55, archived)

I felt so bad researching that post....

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 5:02, archived)

not surprising

I felt bad looking at it

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 5:12, archived)

well.... yeah

hmmmm

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:34, archived)

Sorry for the mspaint but i'm drunk!

edit: took far too long for my liking....

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 3:33, archived)

Wanted to do some stop motion,

But the only available camera was attached to my 'pooter screen...

I wanted to grow a stop-motion beard, but it looked rubbish. So here's my other hair!
No shopping, except for a bit of colour correction.

(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:44, archived)

ooh,

and I did one of these things too. Doesn't really deserve it's own post though.

Click for biggy:

Killed my bloody ram though, the original was like 18,000 pixels wide :/

(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:47, archived)

Well, I

like it. :)

(Smudger, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 4:42, archived)

you have very wobbly shoulders

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:56, archived)

true...

I wanted to shop 'em out, but I forgot to take a pic of just the background :/

Also I am lazy ;)

(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:58, archived)

which

particular line of sledgehammer are you singing? wooness

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 3:15, archived)

hahahaha

^This.

Awesome.

Edit: Can you grow a beard yet?

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Grampa, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 3:32, archived)

me?

i've been sporting one for the last two years.
gotta get rid of it next year though :'(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 3:53, archived)

just watched it...

wow, I'd never actually seen that sledgehammer video before. Thanks for making me curious ;)

(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 3:32, archived)

careful now,

you'll make some of us feel very old with that kind of talk.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 3:48, archived)

well

it could be a UK thing (I'm australian), but then again I was less than a year old when it was released ;)

(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 4:09, archived)

what year was it?

don't think i were born when it first came out

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 4:12, archived)

1986

- the year of... well, I have no idea. I'm sure something exciting happened then...

(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 4:18, archived)

Challenger disaster

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 4:48, archived)

my birth

more important than a space shuttle blowing up.
i was either not born or less than 4 months old at the time it was released.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 4:55, archived)

I was 2

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)

Wait til a mod gets up...

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 7:07, archived)

When *does* everyone get up?

I tend to post in the evening here, but that's GMT+11 and I'm not sure about the UK's time offset. I could look it up, but pfft...

(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:05, archived)

Now I'm replying to myself.. I must be crazy...

But if you just type "uk time" into google, it answers you. Huzzah!

(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)

*fears*

Woo though

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:35, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:06, archived)

o0o0o0o0

that's really interesting. i'm loving the swirly purples greens and blues and the way the man is a shadow.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:07, archived)

ccooool

very
awsome

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:09, archived)

This is

Very cool looking :)

(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:13, archived)

trippy

woo(L) !

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connor, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:19, archived)

oooo

yarny!
woo(l)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)

Drunk people will enjoy this!

Very woo!

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Grampa, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 3:33, archived)

Interesting WOO-l image

lully

(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 5:41, archived)

Yay for wool

Lovely stuff :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:22, archived)

Katie Kay of The Lucient Dossier Vaudeville Cirque

my site lives here XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:06, archived)

That's really nicely done

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:07, archived)

Ooo

very nice

(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:12, archived)

that's lully!

:-)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 4:16, archived)

flower costume | previous | website

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connor, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:06, archived)

Awwwwww

That's so beautiful.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:07, archived)

Lovely!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:09, archived)

thanks

messed up a bit

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connor, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:30, archived)

awwww

s'lovely, that! :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:12, archived)

Thas lully!

*beems*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:35, archived)

cheap and cheerful photoshopping

(ollirudi, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:00, archived)

excellent

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:20, archived)

wooness

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Rails [*·:·], Mon 20 Nov 2006, 4:22, archived)

quakecellent

indeed

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 5:11, archived)

hahahahaha

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mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)

Is it me...

Or are teh quo in this T-Mobile ad...

(Stegzilla, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:54, archived)

looks like it

and with all the magenta in t-mobile these days surely b3ta is due a paycheque

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:57, archived)

^ this

-isnt on t mobile-

-ahem-

/run

(Stegzilla, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:57, archived)

pearoast

EDIT: now to bed with me b3ta
awayyyyy
*stands up and walks away*

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

hamtoucher

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

 pigtoucher

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

"say hello to my lil cock"

*splat*

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

roasting ?

don't mind if i do then

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:28, archived)

Is that what we're doing?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:33, archived)

looks like it... although I did not start it.....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)

go on then

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:41, archived)

not a pearoast, but have this CDC:

(Skoda car stereo display)

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:43, archived)

"I SINCERELY HOPE THAT YOU DO NOT ALLOW ANY FEATURE THAT MAY CAUSE A 2CV TO FLIP OVER"
- Professor Chike

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:18, archived)

who is she?

I have that photo saved somewhere on my hard -drive...no idea who she is, or the relevance of the photo...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:44, archived)

thats my friend aimee

(she hit me for this one.)

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:47, archived)

looks like you hit her for it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 7:00, archived)

I have no idea what I was thinking

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

you were thinking of those naked men on leashes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)

it's not an isolated incident

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:21, archived)

I like that a little.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

ZOMG TEH BMP!!!!!

/rofl

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)

ashully..... its meant to go teh other way

/been downloading for farrrr tooooo long see...

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:29, archived)

Well..

..that depends on the bit order of the bitmap. However, most bitmaps are defined in reverse, so the image is correct :)

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 3:31, archived)

now i've got animation shop

i can finally do this:

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

Well worth waiting for.

Excellent stuff.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:36, archived)

i plan to have them jumping from one conveyor to the next, but have an essay to do first

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

I await it eagerly.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

Me too.

(Tyraen, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

No, just the image.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)

Yes.

(Tyraen, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)

when i got animation shop

I made this

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)

Got a tablet?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)

had a teeny tiny £5 one, moved house, lost the pen

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)

CDC?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

tragically lost recently in a "shit, how did i manage to delete my my documents folder" incident

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

got any snuff?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

Yes, I have,

I have Hedges Menthol and also some perfumed stuff from China.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

i wish i was sleepy

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)

Is that a come on?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

sure, why not

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

Because I am in bed with my wife?

Also, when I was your age, you were 7.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)

so?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

Well, (assuming we can take the married bit as read),

I've got a child who is nearly the age that you were when I was your age.

I'd not like the idea that someone who is your age now is ever going to be sniffing around her.

Mostly though, I would have my testicles removed by my wife.

[EDIT; upon further consideration, I'd be unlikely, even at my most desperate, to travel more than 1/2 mile for a hag, let alone to steel country.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

Hag? You insult this lady's honour!

I challenge you to a duel!

*brandishes spade*

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)

give me a needle and thread...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

does your wife

not get pissed off with the noise of the computer?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)

how are you for bananas today?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

Yes,

we have no bananas.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

we have no bananas today.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:48, archived)

Ah!

I wonder how many of the youngsters have no fucking idea what we are talkikng about?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)

I have milk in my ear

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:50, archived)

Are you

going bye bye?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)

i have milk in my fridge and in my belly

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)

That's definately a come on.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

excuse me?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

Milk in her belly?

Obvious euphonium.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

you said "come one" you sneaky ninja

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

*pretends he has no idea what you are talking about*

I have no idea what you are talking about.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

I'm no young'un

but WTFAYBOB?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)

it's an old wartime song "Yes, we have no bananas"

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)

i aint got no damn bananas

but i've got weetabix and galaxy, i'm sure they cancel each other out or something.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)

the galaxy will do, I'm sure.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)

I am now hungry

I am also aware that the kitchen is oretty much food free.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

argh

i've just noticed i've got to put my duvets in to the covers before going to bed ): boo hiss.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

That's it, three in a row.

You're out of here.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

NONONONO

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

Fair enough.

*stops*

ooh! Two on the popular page now!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

ooOoooh

i think the people in the room next to mine are having sex.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

Jump up and down on your bed

and shout 'fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme' a bit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)

hmmm... my bed is quite squeaky

i might to go to bed instead

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

and shout fuckmefuckmefuckme?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)

I used to have a girlfriend who used to shout that.

Eventually I had to resort to shouting 'What the fuck do you think I am doing here?' at her.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)

tsk tsk

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)

thats what MY girlfriend says

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

i dont find "fuck me" very erotic.

i'll try and think of something better.. and a name.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

Reginald?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)

Alison

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

christ yes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

It's not.

It's quite irritating.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)

It's better than shagging a computer geek and hearing

"FUCK ME, control a, control c, control v, control v, control v, control v,"

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)

I actually typed fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme.

Although now I cannot imagine why.

(although I did do it again that time too.)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)

the tought of people having sex makes me want to retreat to my bed too

for a few minutes at least

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)

hate it

when i do that, too much effort required before bed time = sleeping bag :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

i made sure i had the pillows and bedsheet on before i went out

but one of the duvets is on, i'll do the other tomorrow

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)

2 duvets?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)

one single and one double

it's coming up to winter you know! i have a big window!

/cold and lonely nights blog

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

You don't need to be lonely.

You are at Uni, there's loads of boys who would love to fuck you if you decided to become a slag.

Of course, I'd advise against it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

it wouldn't seem that way

but enough of this talk

goonight

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)

goonight sweetheart

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

Goodnight.

*is not at all lonely and is malevolent enough to rub it in*

*turns off pooter and snuggles up to beautiful wife*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

hang on, are you trying to buy drugs?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

no, that would be me

where was it I ran into you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

Synthetic culture, then Kings cross northern line southbound platform

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

aha

synthetic culture ... at Egg. Right. So I was most likely chemically enhanced by that point.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

You staggered into me on the dance floor

said "stella, right?" a few times, then staggered off and tripped over.
I thought I recognized you.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)

hahahaha

must have been when I wasn't podium dancing :p

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)

this sounds like sexy tiem

why wasnt i invited?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)

you should have been at the club I went to afterwards

a fucking odd underground fetish place... lots of naked men and people on leashes. Christ.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

Grope boxes?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

no need!

people were wandering around, swinging free.

Personally I stayed with a small group of young ladies and drank.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)

the state you were in, are you SURE they were real ladies?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

I didn't enquire

;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

damnit, if you'd specified on the tube i would definately have followed you

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

I didn't know!

The guy I was with just said it was a club, didn't give any details!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

Following random men to random clubs 'eh?

slut

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)

friend of friend... etc etc

I think he expected me to freak out or something.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

yes please

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

which bit?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

hmmmm

i think the naked men mostly

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)

oh, that can be arranged anytime....

Yeknom?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)

*salutes*

I will do my duty if called on

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)

You are indeed free to accompany me at any point

especially if we're going to the after party...

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

when i first figured it out

I made a sponging davros woo

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)

(dognutz, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

I like this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

Hahaha

Good spangage

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:36, archived)

i made it small so you can't notice the sloppiness :<

(Tyraen, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)

Pfft.

[EDIT: Popular board! Thank you all. Be sure to click the 280 version ;)]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)

...

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)

Sorry, It has caught my imagination.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)

MultiClicks i feel

that is brilliant but eerie...

i wish to throw knives at it

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

Ow, my mind

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

Thank you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:29, archived)

how odd

I think I'll go to bed and sober up somewhat

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

hmm

with the daniels in the completely down position, the lower half looks just like Andrew Eldritch!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

Which do you consider to be Daniels?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)

well

isn't it Paul "gollum" daniels and the alleged "lovely" debbie macgee

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

Well, yes,

but is it Paul's body with Debbie's face or Debbie's body with Paul's face that you consider to be Daniels?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)

tux = sunglasses
paul's face = andrew's chin

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

I sort of see that now.

With a strange little head sticking out of his forehead.

That'd be his merciful sister I guess?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)

his "merciful release"

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)

Scary and lovely all at the same time

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)

woo to yoo

what a superb effect. thanks for sharing the howto

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OneOfSome, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)

That is smashing.

I like that a lot.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)

RPM

It was a lovely day out thank you very much for asking

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

woo!

where's that? Rather flat landscape

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

Worthing

yesterday afternoon. It went a bit overcast.

Its flat because its the sea.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)

it's lovely

although I keep seeing words in the sky

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)

Ithink I can see WEE

or possibly WOO!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

Agreed with the 'W'

then two vowels of a dubious nature

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)

i see VADE... looking for an R

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)

the 'r' is flattened

and falling away a bit

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

How my and the laptop and paint see it

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)

That light

that's god killing someone for touching their nethers
Mother says the same will happen to me if i touch mine.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)

touch hers then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)

Nice sky

me likey :)
and good nights all

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)

hello and goodnight

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

can't....help...it

sorry

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)

Hehe.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)

number one.... oh fuck

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

Click for bigger (117 kb)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

RPM is ok

RPS is shit
I like this, its almost heathenly

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:11, archived)

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