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Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)

aaaaaaaargh!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

woo

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)

cue 4dam

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

4dam.....always thinking of the children.

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

while fwapping?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

hahahaha

my that's disturbing

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

My word.

I have to say I wasn't expecting that.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

haha

*thinks of other celebrity frogs*
*fails*

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

There's Alberto frog and erm... that's it.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

Jeremiah?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)

everybody say wey-oh

*wey-ooooh*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

If we were having sex

I'd spit on your back!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

Hahahahaha,,,,,,

You are a very twisted individual... :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

pfffft

pots and kettles

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

THIS!

My MSN b0rked . . .
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

hahahahaha

brilliant

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)

hahaha

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gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

pffft!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

*Garbles*

Gnnugh.. B.. Braainn.. F.. Feels good.
Vlaahhdd.. Li.. Like Imps.. Ve'ey good..

What're you lot up to today?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

Haha! He's loving it.

How ideas are born.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

I am

repairing the server on which my porn website usually lives. Hurrah!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)

URL?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)

O RLY?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

dermot

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)

Japanese import version?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)

hand for only the sea wasp

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)

What's the point in me giving you the URL

if I am currently fixing the server? It makes no sense to me.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

Save it for later!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

by the time he's gone out to buy tissues

it'll be back up

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

...

you will eventually fix it, right?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

Yes.

Yes, I will.

It's been down for over half a month now, which is just silly.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

cancer!

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)

slobbing!

then playing in Buxton tonight again

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

i'm currently being bored at work. At 5.45 I shall arrive home

and probably do some stuff until I get tired, then go to bed.

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

I'm at work

Not even pretending to work any more

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

I am working at home as I have a cold.

I am proofreading an article about thrombosis with my eyes, b3ta-ing with my right hand, playing football manager 2007 with my left hand and wanking with my feet.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

Taking a break from unloading my car

that is crammed full of christmas choccie goodies.
and desperately trying to remember they are NOT for my consumption

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

I'm up to very, very little

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

I made a cage thing but I couldn't think what to put in it.

Then I thought "I know, people aren't sick of the Macca compo yet"!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

Mmm, nice cage.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

Nick Cage?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)

And the Birthday Party.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

Who's a Nazi?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

Hehe!

And with that, I am sick of this compo.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

^ this

four days ago

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)

reminds me of this:

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)

He's a cheerful sort....

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)

consider my squildo graped

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)

All I wanted to do was type boobies upside down...

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

You are David Baddiel

aicmfp

[edit] actually now I think about it he had Hawking turn the screen upside down to say "Wanker".

So you're probably not him.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

I hope not.

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

At least you're not mofaha

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

pffft!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)

But who is?

The mind boggles.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6555280

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)

Ahhh! hahahaha!

Good work!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

I'm definately not

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)

I thought I was for a second

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

he turned me into a newt

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)

I'm mofaha

and so is my wife

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)

We're all mofaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)

I'm more mugatu

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)

Thats what i said, "mofaha"

Oh wait.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

I weigh the same as a duck

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)

An unlaiden swallow?

ARGH!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

mugatu is more akin to Hawkings

Have you seen his dobber?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

You're not talking about the stick on his head

...are you?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)

haha I don't recall showing you my dobber....

/shouldn't get drunk

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

David Baddiel is FIT

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)

~~David Baddiel~~ Keyboard Weasel

_{worth a shot}

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

silly hawkin!

brain is not toy!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

*hawking

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)

*spits*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)

He's a silly

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Ian Woosnam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

Hahaha...

Superb!

Absolutely superb!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

hehe

top stuff

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

'sqrt'

pfft

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

Transmute

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

smudgy of the planets

woo, but needs more Princess knickers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

Gusset!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

ruddy pervert

*zooms*

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

Woo!

Yum

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

^^This

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)

Crivens!

That's Brill!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

Hahaha!!

"Crivens"

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

There is vaseline on my glasses.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

that's not vaseline...

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

You're right

IT IS LAMBY FAT!

Mmmmm, the capt made a lamby stew yesterday with lamby and onlion and carrots and barley and yorkshires for dipping.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

~~LAMBY~~ man

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

Pfft, whose is it then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

a bit of each.

this is b3ta, you know?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)

How utterly delicious

Oh jolly, a bacchanal!

/hedonism bot

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)

a bukkanal

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

Very clever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)

*Titter*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)

no,no.

its.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)

mine - I spurted it over the interwebs

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)

be careful, he's ginger!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)

aieee!

it burns

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)

*cries*

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)

there there...

would it make you feel better if i told you mrs. johnson is gingerer than you?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)

Ginger girls are hot.

/Sweeping generalisation

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)

this is true.

that is all.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)

What about BRIGHT red?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

I'll look at it case by case.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)

Pfft

I'll never win now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)

bright red is not ginger.

i'm sure many men find it attractive, but i don't, i don't like it when women colour their hair. but please, do as you like.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)

You are a foreign, so I don't care about you and your WAYS.

Go and get back in your yurt.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)

it's a tipi, dammit!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

man src=every b3tan ever on t'interwebs

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)

online carrots?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)

yup

e-carrots.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)

iCarrots...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)

They're

Good for your is

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

Finally, someone's picked up on it!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

I like that!

woo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

There's something about that style

that really grapes my squildo :)
*clicks*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

Brilliant!

I used to love that show!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

I'm loving that.

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

More fruit fun.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

Those hanky things are dead good

I wore one this summer and I felt all Dylan Thomas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

Lucky Dylan.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

He's dead now

Ha, sucks to be him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

Dadum...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

did someone say fruit?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

australians actually wear those things.

100% fact.

EDIT: how rude, i forgot my woo!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

I verify this statement

for I am a scienceist.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

the only people who wear those in Australia

are ex-pat poms or the barmy army!
110% FACT!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

Hahahaha!

I can hardly berrylieve it! I could orange a few more fruit puns if you like . . .
but you must keep a seville tongue in your head!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

that was said with applomb

(pdjpdj, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

apple the other one . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

Ha!

A peach of a pun!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

I've got a pear more

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

Mine are a bit dated

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

What do you keep them in?

A punnet?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

Teeheehee - ace!

I'd hoist out a TF, but I can't be arsed.

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CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

Woo but

Aussies don't drink Fosters, they drink Crown lager

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

does anyone drink Fosters these days?

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

I do sometimes

I prefer a weaker lager - Carlsberg or Becks Vier for preference - so I'm not wrecked by a hangover the next day, as can easily happen with Kronenburg or Stella.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)

I hate Stella

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

But she loves you :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)

haha I doubt it

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)

It makes my brother angry

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)

Not really

Every time I drink it I think it's too sweet. I'm more of an ale girl if I do drink alcohol, which is quite rare but at the moment the past couple of beers I've had have been Carlsberg export, as that's what my guitarist always has in the house. I really like Asahi, which is a very nice Japanese lager that's quite light but also quite bitter. Oh, and never have Staroprammen or however it's spelt from a bottle, it's horrible. Draight's very nice though.

Sorry, you didn't want an essay, did you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

The only lagers / Beers I really like are

Corona
Peroni
Leffe
Hoegaarden
Duvel
Brugs

mostly.

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)

duvel.

pride of my country.
along with all those other beers.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)

Where are you from?

I'm going for a ciggie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)

take a guess.

it's small and not far away.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)

The Isle of Man.

The Isle of Wight.
The Isle of Belgium.

Oh. Small and not far away....er...ASTON CLINTON.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)

that's it.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

If you're from Aston Clinton

i WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU MAKE ME HOT BEVERAGES.

Whoops, capslock. Oh well, I'm leaving it there for added vehemence.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

When I went to Wacken

We left some leffe out in the sun.

IT WAS AS HOT AS TEA.

hoegaarden is horrid, and you should never add sugar to it to make it nicer as it just fizzes forever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

It's gorgeous, and I would never think of adding sugar to it at all! What a way to spoil a good beer

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

I was booooored

And it's horrid. HORRID. At least it's cheap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)

it aint cheap!

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)

I like Staropramen!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)

Do you like big butts?

You cannot lie...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)

it's true

nobody in Australia had heard of it. they all drink Victoria Bitter where I was. It tasted of piss - a bit like Carling but worse

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

haha

aceness

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

Fruit

cheeky pea?

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)

Cor!

Thass on my list!

*crosses off*
Courgette stingray?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)

In time for Christmas!

It's a bit like the X-Files, but with Welsh.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

I hate the guy with the funny mouth

(pdjpdj, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

personally

I think the entire series is cheap and nasty, not impressed me once in the slightest.

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

Cyberwoman was just ridiculous

I couldn't believe how lame it was

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

yeah!

and the way they kept rubbing her skin! wtf?!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

That's because it's "more mature" than Doctor Who

so they can have a bit of sexiness and a bit of swearing and go "oooh, aren't we nawwty lol rolf"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)

they've cocked it all up

and no mistake

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)

I tried to watch it for about five minutes

Came to conclusion that nobody can act and it's really quite shit.

And yes, cheap like you said.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

hahah

Im glad someone else said that cos I can't really see what all the fuss is about.

I guess its typical doctor who shite.

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

I haven't seen this latest incarnation of the Doctor, so I'm loathe to have an opinion.

Anyway, don't trust me, I have a slightly masochistic fixation with two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)

Oh he's very good.

I fancy him a bit myself. Much better than the surly northerner.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)

I cant say

that I've watched enough of that to know. But that guy who stars in it winds me up, if I wanted to sit and watch ugly people act like twats I'd go down the pub....

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

Haha Nice one

I don't like that Captain jack fellow

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

he's quite a funny guy tho

did ya see him interviewed by Wossy a couple of weeks ago?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)

Nah

Was he good?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)

Yeah,

but he rambled on a bit too long and didn't leave enough time for the Boosh.
I think Emma Thompson was on that one as well, her new film with Will Farrell looks pretty good.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)

"THIS ENDS NOW"

twenty times an episode.

Didn't bother with this week's, have given up on it.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

Yes!

I'd forgotten that one. I had no idea what was going on in the one with the fairies. I doubt the writer did, or perhaps it was a subtle mock of the Captain Jack actor bloke. Who knows?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

I don't even know what this programme is.

And by the looks of it I shall keep it that way.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

It's all here.

movies.quicksilverscreen.com/watch-torchwood-episodes-online-free/

But it is a bit bollocks.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)

Yeah, that was particularly rubbish

I've not given up on it yet though...

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)

I often wonder

why he's so desperate to keep that Doctor Who hand in such good condition...and why its in a huge pot of lube...

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)

Pfft.

With the boasted 'adult theme' of this series, there'll probably be an episode dedicated to clearing that mystery up. And I mean 'up'.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)

He has a Who hand?

I only saw the fairies episode and won't be going back for more.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)

aye

the one that got chopped off in the christmas invasion,

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)

When I find myself in times of trouble..

Edit/ couldn't be bothered to compo it.

(

Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

bit of real art

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

Cor!

you are much inprovering! Woo!
and you were pretty good to start with!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

But IS it art?

Woo!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

yes it is.......

but is it really art?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

Blimey TripleB,

that's really rather ace.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

*Man-hugs*

Wotcha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

'Lo matey.

I'm about to go offline for a bit, but I hope life's greeting you with friendly arms. See ya!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

That's just lovely.

Brilliant work!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

now that is really nice!

woo!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

Very nice

Real luminescence to it. I'm liking it a lot.

Is that your linework as well? It's very good- just simple enough.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

yes

drawn and painted last night

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

I'm very impressed then.

*square of applause*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

it's not real

no shark
no bridge
no helicopter

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

*waits*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

'tis very woo though

:¬)

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

this is really good!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

that's ace freebs

woo yay

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

That's really nice

Needs a bit more villagers armed with flaming torches though?

(

Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

good plan

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

please don't post real art.

this is b3ta.
magenta cocks only please

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

*looks for the Quo*

'tis good!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

blimey freebies that's ace!

(

mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

Stone the crows

that's ace.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

WOO!

i feel like i'm in italy and DTH is stealing all my chanti.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)

Saw this somewhere else on't tinternet.....

and was just wondering if it is one of Butters' works?

i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/Reesycer/27415232922.gif
(linked it due to file size)

(5318008 it's the magic number!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

Glaaaa

...
etc.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

s'not

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

Ah.

OK. Thanks.

(5318008 it's the magic number!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

Please don't do that.

People get annoyed.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

yes

and it got to fp, back in the day

(

wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

You should change your username to

Marty McFly

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

Great Scott!

Sorry.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

Calvin Klein.

showed that movie to the missus not so long ago. she loved it.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

I'll allow her to live then....

*owns the box set*

*may have licked it when she bought it....*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

They are teh best moveeees.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!one!!1!!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

88 Miles per hour!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

snogging yer mum!

(

fross Read your email on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

i have it too, i kiss it every night, before i go to bed.

well, when the missus isn't around.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

the glassiest of cocks.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

Space Hopper

*hates Animation Shop useless piece of crap*

(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

8dam?

*considers changing her name to 16dam, or 2dam*

Dennis Hoppers is the lovely.

WOO!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

3dam

cheesy

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

Mmm

cheese

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

CON QUESO, EH?

*runs away*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

Si, con queso.

Y un pirata.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

Je no ....speako espanol.

Senor.

UNA CERVEZA POR FAVOR! SATAN ESTA EN MI MOCHILA!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

...

...
...

Que?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

One pint please.

And then (possibly, although this may not be properly translated) Satan is in my backpack.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

It's close enough

Though no one ever says "can I have a beer please?"...It's not an episode of Eastenders. You're better off asking for the brand.

The Satan thing is correct.

/GCSE spansisshh

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)

Beautiful.

Ta for that!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)

Somebody already had 3dam, the red-faced yellow-bellied bastards!

(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

You've no need to change it!

Pay no attention to me, I'm just a horrible old seabitch.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

I have yet to settle on a username I like

so I change it every five minutes or so anyway ;)

(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

0dam

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

4523948572349854985623487562847562945762348659234756924785623945

...dam

(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

piDam?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

100^1000dam

0x00h dam^n

(where n = 10000000squigglything00000)

(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

Do that.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

I have

and I likes it :D

(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliantly odd.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

Hurrah...

Hopper unit 1 has finally managed to escape Earths Gravity..
Fly Hopper Fly!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

That is most WOO!

Here's one i did earlier.. www.b3ta.com/board/6557400

(

Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

^ That's the one that inspired me, most WOO! He just looked like he was about to take off, or explode or something.

(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

Now

you've given me terrible memories of a Dennis Hopper film set in space.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0120199/

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

Hahaha.. Space Truckers?

With one of the Dorn Boys...
Looks like it cost a tenner to make...
Wonderful

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

that's the one

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

very good

woo

I was going to make him into a space hopper yesterday (bounce)

but couldn't be BOTHERED

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

BOINK!

hmm.. looks too slow now it's uploaded

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

Stretchy Kitty

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

say what you see!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

It's Good but it's not right...

etc
etc
etc...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

It's an accordicat!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

bwhahaha!!!

(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

Liu Xuan hated it when they ran out of bouquets.....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

RACIST*!!!

*not really

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

sorry

I meant rapist.

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

am I seeing things

or did they each win a goldfish in a bag?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

Time for a spot of lunch . . .

Have a pun to munch by
Hee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

Oh. My. God.

This made me laugh too hard. (Mornin' Dave!)
(You forgot Brayford Wharf, in Lincoln, hive of activity I can tell ya).

(

CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

Hahaha

Y'off down the Brayford...
Hail Fellow Lincolnite...
I am an X of that Area...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

I am still here... but only for another year and a half.

(

CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

Doing design at Lincoln Uni...?

Do you know the Sparky?

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

Noooo, I'm up at the newly Christened 'Bishop G Uni College'.

Doing stuff to do with museums, heritage and stuff like that. Funteim!

(

CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

Ahhh.. The Fancy One... Nice Uni...

(Always ask anyone in Lincoln if they know Sparky though...)

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

Who is the Sparky?!!

(

CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)

A Giant of a Man...

(Literally.. He's about 7 Foot) And he does design-y Stuff...

Nice Chap.. But Huge....

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

Oh. Sounds like a guy at our Uni, called Hugh.

He was on Look North and everything about being so tall.

(

CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

Hugh.. Or Huge?!!!!!

*Laughs self, quite literally, to death*
Bet he gets that a bit...

(Look North.. Arf!)

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

'ning!

forgot, or have never ashally heard of?
pffft!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

*Gasps*.

You must come seeeee! :P

(

CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

hahaha! oh dear!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

Pfffft ;)

arf!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

hahahahaha

the last frame makes it

(

mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

Pffft!

You loon

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

hahahaha

oh the pain!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

Fantesticle

*clicky, clicky, clicky*

(

teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOO *like a wee ghostie*

Your sense of humour is so lovely it makes me want to give you cuddles and cups of tea.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

and biscuits?

don't forget the biscuits!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

Tea, biscuits and cuddles

are always welcome

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

FINESTRA!

That means window.

I know this because in victorian times an Italian man bonked himself on the head then started talking bollocks. It's only when he pointed to the window and said 'Artsenif' they realised.

True story.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

Quello=That

Nella finestra=in the window

quant'e=How much . . .
How much is that Doge in the window?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

i could use a cuddle

*sigh*

/emo

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

*launches self*

*limpets*
*cuddles*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

awww... thankees.

*cuddles*

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

I am cuddle monster

I'm quite squidgy, you see, so if people need cuddles they come to me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

Can I have one please?

(

mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

*big cuddles*

Everyone can have one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

*gives mugatu one*

Well, I would but you appear to have 46 pairs of pance on . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

they are all velcro'd on - for quick removal

(

mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

*remembers*

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

*nods*

I'm also good for falling asleep on, same reason.

Oh, and food. It's the Jew blood in me, I love to feed people.

And I can fix any clothing.

THE USES OF C W

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

now that is what i call a handy woman.

can i take you as my second wife?
i shall pay you in biscuits.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

What kind of biscuits?

None of this Nice bollocks.

I want a variety. Garibaldi, chocolate, hob nob AND others.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

yes offcourse.

and on saturdays, chocolate!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

Aaargh!

Here, you might as well have this, seeing as I made it for you:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

haha

(

mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

Hahaha!

Just what I needed to see :)

(

cuntmuffin, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

Hahahaha!

Sweet jesus, why must you continue to punish us with your endless onslaught of brilliant puns? WHY?

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

an original pun?

very good :)

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

thass ace sir

I bestow upon thee a woo

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

Damn, bindun already...

but i'm posting it anyway, as i've spent at least 4 mins doing it...

see /links for details...

(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

Nice shop

I've watched the tirade... and Seinfeld is still my favourite comedy. Does that make me a fascist pigdog?

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

no.

it makes you a sweinhund.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)

yawohl

By the way.... VERE ARE YOUR PAPERS?

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

VE ASK ZE KVESTIONS!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

For you Tommy, ze var ist over!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

Yo, G-Sav, how's it hangin' blud?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

today is far more spiffing than yesterday

I spent 8 hours fixing our company email server yesterday under the glare of everyone who couldn't do any work.

Today is much much betterer. How's you KM?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

I'm grand, ta! Busy, but with some stuff I don't mind...

...which is a nice change from last week: busy with loads of boring stuff.

Your yesterday sounds rather unpleasant. I love how when you work in IT, anyone non-IT thinks you can EVERTHING and it's all your fault when things stop working.

My favourite is when people give me a hard time because I can't show them how to log onto the computer because they haven't got a password, meh...

EDIT: Crikey, that was a bit of a rant - sorry about that.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

do continue

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

"My printers not working"

"Is there any paper in it?"
"Yes."
"So why does the display monitor say PAPER OUT?"
"Oh."
"Wanker"

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

Hahaha!

*papercuts*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

No, it's okay - I'm better now.

*takes deep breaths*

*thinks of happy things*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

hehehe

sorry for the delay - work got in the way

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

by not being able to do work

I presume you mean they couldn't chat to each other via email.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

pfffft.

it took you 8 hours to replace / repair a scsi controller?

double pfffft.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

geek smackdown!

(

gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

Acronym Fight!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

pffft

try a REAL job! I'm currently playing with 415V 3ph, 90V coil drive circuits, and trying very hard not to completely destroy a Biesse Rover 321.
They are worth ££££££££££££.

All I need is a fucking delay timer......

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

I got called 'old' by one of our temps today.

I'm 22 in 9 days.

Worst thing that's happened today at work.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

EEEENGLEEEESH!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

hmm, dunno...

have you annexed the Rhinelands recently? or invaded Poland?

they're usually good symptoms to look out for.

(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

but I do declare anschluss on the tv remote most nights. Ethnically, it's closer to myself than my wife and is being falsely prosecuted whilst it remains in her evil clutches. However, this is the end of my ambitions... honest... I will NOT be annexing the laptop in the conservatory... no no no... not unless it asks me for assistance.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

Seinfeld would be far funnier without Jerry Seinfeld himself.

(

mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

Oh yes

he's a tit of the highest order

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

Curb your Enthusiasm...

All the Way!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

Personally

I can't stand it. Larry David on his own is about as funny as colonic irrigation. Oooooh aren't we clever improvising? Why not just write something funny you pretentious shit.

/rant

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

Yes

He's the straight guy I guess, which doesn't make sense as he's the comedian. Constanza and Kramer are amazingly brilliant characters though.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

i am your father, kramer

nice shop btw

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

ha,

is that my nick griffin one too? good googly eye action there!

(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

yep

snatched the pic from b3ta the other day (apologies!)
found the eye so fascinating....MUST...ANIMATE!!!

edit: fun thing is... until this moment, i thought it was an original photo. so woo to your seamless skillz again (nick who??? had to wiki that)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

i just love the way

his eye follows you all round the room...

(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

...and even outside onto the street...

/pratchett fanblog

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

hahaha

googlyeyed twat!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

could someone give me a summary

as I don't have sound here at work

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

HE'S A NIGGER!!!

that's about it really.
(a black person interrupted his show and he started calling him a nigger)
the fragment has subtitles, so even without sound you'd be able to follow ;)

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

ta! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

black guy inerupts/heckles

Kramer blokey shouts 'He's a n**ga' at him quite a few times, black guy gets upset and leaves.

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jentulman carnt spel, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

He really looks like

Franky Howard to me there ...

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

Archive and blog
.

Link :
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6167504.stm

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

*invests £2000*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

Minty!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)

hahahhaha

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

medals supplied by Elizabeth Duke at Argos

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

Hehehehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

hahahaha

if i could likey this then i would!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

Haha, that's about right

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cuntmuffin, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

Worst Pun I've Made... All Day...

...but there's still plenty of scope to get worse.

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

I'm, RISing here,

help me out.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

me too.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

OK, 11 minutes have passed

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

*dies on arse*

"Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus".

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

And how is your picture a pun?

Or is that your intention to cause a stir? I see....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

Who the fuck are the frog chorus?!

Who the fuck is Paul McCartney?!
Who the fuck are you?!
WHERE IN THE NAME OF CUNT IS MY MEDICATION?!

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

Curis was singing the Frog Chorus to me the other day.

So it exists in at least two people's minds. (I'm also a tad baffled).

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CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

It was in the newsletter set to explosions

it was shit

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

you are dirty

go away

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

Frog fisting newbie time?

Its magical magical Tuesday!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

...

...

_morRIS_ons

...

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teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

Mor_{_ris}ons

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)

I really ought to do some work now.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

is this a device to roll up super strings?

smoof!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

GEEK ALERT!!!!!!!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)

Oh no!

*gets the pitchfork*

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

*runds*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

*rundlls*

*thinks*

*pitchforks self*

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

success!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

You are confusing

Geek with Nerd

I think you'll find

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

Oi!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

PEDANT!

*brandishes pitchfork*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

ooh

2001-ish
i like!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

is it for giant space hamsters?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

what a nonsence

it is a yoyo. of god like proportions

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

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Ian Woosnam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

Aceness!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

I hope so,

anything to keep the bastards away from my petunias.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

how do you get to work?

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

Space YO YO

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

work can wait

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

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