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[challenge entry] Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# aaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# THINK OF THE CHILDREN
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# cue 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# 4dam.....always thinking of the children.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# while fwapping?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# hahahaha
my that's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# My word.
I have to say I wasn't expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# haha
*thinks of other celebrity frogs*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
#
There's Alberto frog and erm... that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Jeremiah?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# everybody say wey-oh
*wey-ooooh*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# If we were having sex
I'd spit on your back!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha,,,,,,
You are a very twisted individual... :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# pfffft
pots and kettles
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# THIS!
My MSN b0rked . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *Garbles*


Gnnugh.. B.. Braainn.. F.. Feels good.
Vlaahhdd.. Li.. Like Imps.. Ve'ey good..

What're you lot up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Haha! He's loving it.
How ideas are born.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# I am
repairing the server on which my porn website usually lives. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# URL?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# dermot
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Japanese import version?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# hand for only the sea wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# What's the point in me giving you the URL
if I am currently fixing the server? It makes no sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Save it for later!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# by the time he's gone out to buy tissues
it'll be back up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# ...
you will eventually fix it, right?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Yes.
Yes, I will.

It's been down for over half a month now, which is just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# slobbing!
then playing in Buxton tonight again
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# i'm currently being bored at work. At 5.45 I shall arrive home
and probably do some stuff until I get tired, then go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I'm at work
Not even pretending to work any more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I am working at home as I have a cold.
I am proofreading an article about thrombosis with my eyes, b3ta-ing with my right hand, playing football manager 2007 with my left hand and wanking with my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Taking a break from unloading my car
that is crammed full of christmas choccie goodies.
and desperately trying to remember they are NOT for my consumption
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I'm up to very, very little
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I made a cage thing but I couldn't think what to put in it.
Then I thought "I know, people aren't sick of the Macca compo yet"!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Mmm, nice cage.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Nick Cage?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# And the Birthday Party.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Who's a Nazi?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Hehe!
And with that, I am sick of this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# ^ this
four days ago
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# reminds me of this:
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# He's a cheerful sort....
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# consider my squildo graped
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# All I wanted to do was type boobies upside down...

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# You are David Baddiel
aicmfp

[edit] actually now I think about it he had Hawking turn the screen upside down to say "Wanker".

So you're probably not him.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# I hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# At least you're not mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# But who is?
The mind boggles.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6555280
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Ahhh! hahahaha!
Good work!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# I'm definately not
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I thought I was for a second
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# he turned me into a newt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# I'm mofaha
and so is my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# We're all mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# I'm more mugatu
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Thats what i said, "mofaha"
Oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# I weigh the same as a duck
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# An unlaiden swallow?
ARGH!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# mugatu is more akin to Hawkings
Have you seen his dobber?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# You're not talking about the stick on his head
...are you?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# haha I don't recall showing you my dobber....
/shouldn't get drunk
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# David Baddiel is FIT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
#
David Baddiel Keyboard Weasel

worth a shot
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# silly hawkin!
brain is not toy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# *hawking
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# *spits*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# He's a silly
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha...
Superb!

Absolutely superb!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# hehe
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# 'sqrt'
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Transmute
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# smudgy of the planets
woo, but needs more Princess knickers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Gusset!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# ruddy pervert
*zooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Woo!
Yum
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# ^^This
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Crivens!
That's Brill!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha!!
"Crivens"
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# There is vaseline on my glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# that's not vaseline...
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# :o
You're right

IT IS LAMBY FAT!


Mmmmm, the capt made a lamby stew yesterday with lamby and onlion and carrots and barley and yorkshires for dipping.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
#
LAMBY man
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Pfft, whose is it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# a bit of each.
this is b3ta, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# How utterly delicious
Oh jolly, a bacchanal!

/hedonism bot
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# a bukkanal
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
#
*Titter*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# no,no.
its.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# mine - I spurted it over the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# be careful, he's ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# aieee!
it burns
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# there there...
would it make you feel better if i told you mrs. johnson is gingerer than you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Ginger girls are hot.
/Sweeping generalisation
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# this is true.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# What about BRIGHT red?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# I'll look at it case by case.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Pfft
I'll never win now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# bright red is not ginger.
i'm sure many men find it attractive, but i don't, i don't like it when women colour their hair. but please, do as you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# You are a foreign, so I don't care about you and your WAYS.
Go and get back in your yurt.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# it's a tipi, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
#
man src=every b3tan ever on t'interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# online carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# yup
e-carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# iCarrots...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# They're
Good for your is
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Finally, someone's picked up on it!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I like that!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# There's something about that style
that really grapes my squildo :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Brilliant!
I used to love that show!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# I'm loving that.
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
#
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# More fruit fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Those hanky things are dead good
I wore one this summer and I felt all Dylan Thomas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Lucky Dylan.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# He's dead now
Ha, sucks to be him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
#
Dadum...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# did someone say fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# australians actually wear those things.
100% fact.

EDIT: how rude, i forgot my woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# I verify this statement
for I am a scienceist.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# the only people who wear those in Australia
are ex-pat poms or the barmy army!
110% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I can hardly berrylieve it! I could orange a few more fruit puns if you like . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# that was said with applomb
(pdjpdj, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# apple the other one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Ha!
A peach of a pun!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# I've got a pear more


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Mine are a bit dated
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# What do you keep them in?
A punnet?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Teeheehee - ace!
I'd hoist out a TF, but I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Woo but
Aussies don't drink Fosters, they drink Crown lager

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# does anyone drink Fosters these days?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# I do sometimes
I prefer a weaker lager - Carlsberg or Becks Vier for preference - so I'm not wrecked by a hangover the next day, as can easily happen with Kronenburg or Stella.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# I hate Stella
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# But she loves you :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# haha I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# It makes my brother angry
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Not really
Every time I drink it I think it's too sweet. I'm more of an ale girl if I do drink alcohol, which is quite rare but at the moment the past couple of beers I've had have been Carlsberg export, as that's what my guitarist always has in the house. I really like Asahi, which is a very nice Japanese lager that's quite light but also quite bitter. Oh, and never have Staroprammen or however it's spelt from a bottle, it's horrible. Draight's very nice though.



Sorry, you didn't want an essay, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
#
The only lagers / Beers I really like are

Corona
Peroni
Leffe
Hoegaarden
Duvel
Brugs

mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# duvel.
pride of my country.
along with all those other beers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Where are you from?
I'm going for a ciggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# take a guess.
it's small and not far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# The Isle of Man.
The Isle of Wight.
The Isle of Belgium.


Oh. Small and not far away....er...ASTON CLINTON.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# If you're from Aston Clinton
i WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU MAKE ME HOT BEVERAGES.


Whoops, capslock. Oh well, I'm leaving it there for added vehemence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# When I went to Wacken
We left some leffe out in the sun.

IT WAS AS HOT AS TEA.

hoegaarden is horrid, and you should never add sugar to it to make it nicer as it just fizzes forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# It's gorgeous, and I would never think of adding sugar to it at all! What a way to spoil a good beer
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# I was booooored
And it's horrid. HORRID. At least it's cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# it aint cheap!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I like Staropramen!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Do you like big butts?
You cannot lie...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# it's true
nobody in Australia had heard of it. they all drink Victoria Bitter where I was. It tasted of piss - a bit like Carling but worse
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# haha
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Fruit
cheeky pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Cor!
Thass on my list!

*crosses off*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# In time for Christmas!


It's a bit like the X-Files, but with Welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# I hate the guy with the funny mouth
(pdjpdj, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# personally
I think the entire series is cheap and nasty, not impressed me once in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Cyberwoman was just ridiculous
I couldn't believe how lame it was
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# yeah!
and the way they kept rubbing her skin! wtf?!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# That's because it's "more mature" than Doctor Who
so they can have a bit of sexiness and a bit of swearing and go "oooh, aren't we nawwty lol rolf"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# they've cocked it all up
and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# I tried to watch it for about five minutes
Came to conclusion that nobody can act and it's really quite shit.

And yes, cheap like you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hahah
Im glad someone else said that cos I can't really see what all the fuss is about.

I guess its typical doctor who shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I haven't seen this latest incarnation of the Doctor, so I'm loathe to have an opinion.
Anyway, don't trust me, I have a slightly masochistic fixation with two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Oh he's very good.
I fancy him a bit myself. Much better than the surly northerner.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I cant say
that I've watched enough of that to know. But that guy who stars in it winds me up, if I wanted to sit and watch ugly people act like twats I'd go down the pub....
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Haha Nice one
I don't like that Captain jack fellow
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# he's quite a funny guy tho
did ya see him interviewed by Wossy a couple of weeks ago?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Nah
Was he good?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Yeah,
but he rambled on a bit too long and didn't leave enough time for the Boosh.
I think Emma Thompson was on that one as well, her new film with Will Farrell looks pretty good.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# "THIS ENDS NOW"
twenty times an episode.

Didn't bother with this week's, have given up on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Yes!
I'd forgotten that one. I had no idea what was going on in the one with the fairies. I doubt the writer did, or perhaps it was a subtle mock of the Captain Jack actor bloke. Who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# I don't even know what this programme is.
And by the looks of it I shall keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# It's all here.
movies.quicksilverscreen.com/watch-torchwood-episodes-online-free/

But it is a bit bollocks.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Yeah, that was particularly rubbish
I've not given up on it yet though...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# I often wonder
why he's so desperate to keep that Doctor Who hand in such good condition...and why its in a huge pot of lube...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Pfft.
With the boasted 'adult theme' of this series, there'll probably be an episode dedicated to clearing that mystery up. And I mean 'up'.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# He has a Who hand?
I only saw the fairies episode and won't be going back for more.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# aye
the one that got chopped off in the christmas invasion,
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# When I find myself in times of trouble..

Edit/ couldn't be bothered to compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# bit of real art
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Cor!
you are much inprovering! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# But IS it art?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# yes it is.......


but is it really art?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Blimey TripleB,
that's really rather ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# *Man-hugs*
Wotcha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# 'Lo matey.
I'm about to go offline for a bit, but I hope life's greeting you with friendly arms. See ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# That's just lovely.
Brilliant work!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# now that is really nice!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Very nice
Real luminescence to it. I'm liking it a lot.

Is that your linework as well? It's very good- just simple enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# yes
drawn and painted last night
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# I'm very impressed then.
*square of applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# it's not real
no shark
no bridge
no helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# 'tis very woo though
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# this is really good!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# that's ace freebs
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# That's really nice
Needs a bit more villagers armed with flaming torches though?
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# good plan
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# please don't post real art.
this is b3ta.
magenta cocks only please
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# *looks for the Quo*
'tis good!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# blimey freebies that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Stone the crows
that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# WOO!
i feel like i'm in italy and DTH is stealing all my chanti.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Saw this somewhere else on't tinternet.....
and was just wondering if it is one of Butters' works?

i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/Reesycer/27415232922.gif
(linked it due to file size)
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Glaaaa
...
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# no
s'not
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Ah.
OK. Thanks.
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Please don't do that.
People get annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# yes
and it got to fp, back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# You should change your username to
Marty McFly
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Great Scott!
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Calvin Klein.
showed that movie to the missus not so long ago. she loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# I'll allow her to live then....
*owns the box set*


*may have licked it when she bought it....*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# They are teh best moveeees.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!one!!1!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# 88 Miles per hour!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# snogging yer mum!
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# i have it too, i kiss it every night, before i go to bed.
well, when the missus isn't around.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# the glassiest of cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Space Hopper


*hates Animation Shop useless piece of crap*
(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# 8dam?
*considers changing her name to 16dam, or 2dam*

Dennis Hoppers is the lovely.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# 3dam
cheesy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Mmm
cheese
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# CON QUESO, EH?
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Si, con queso.
Y un pirata.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Je no ....speako espanol.
Senor.

UNA CERVEZA POR FAVOR! SATAN ESTA EN MI MOCHILA!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# ...
...
...

Que?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# One pint please.
And then (possibly, although this may not be properly translated) Satan is in my backpack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# It's close enough
Though no one ever says "can I have a beer please?"...It's not an episode of Eastenders. You're better off asking for the brand.

The Satan thing is correct.

/GCSE spansisshh
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Beautiful.
Ta for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# .
Somebody already had 3dam, the red-faced yellow-bellied bastards!
(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# You've no need to change it!
Pay no attention to me, I'm just a horrible old seabitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# I have yet to settle on a username I like
so I change it every five minutes or so anyway ;)
(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# 0dam
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# 4523948572349854985623487562847562945762348659234756924785623945
...dam
(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# piDam?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# 100^1000dam
0x00h dam^n

(where n = 10000000squigglything00000)
(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Do that.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I have
and I likes it :D
(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliantly odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Hurrah...
Hopper unit 1 has finally managed to escape Earths Gravity..
Fly Hopper Fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# That is most WOO!
Here's one i did earlier.. www.b3ta.com/board/6557400
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# .
^ That's the one that inspired me, most WOO! He just looked like he was about to take off, or explode or something.
(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Now
you've given me terrible memories of a Dennis Hopper film set in space.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0120199/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha.. Space Truckers?
With one of the Dorn Boys...
Looks like it cost a tenner to make...
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# that's the one
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# very good
woo

I was going to make him into a space hopper yesterday (bounce)

but couldn't be BOTHERED
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# BOINK!

hmm.. looks too slow now it's uploaded
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Stretchy Kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# say what you see!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# It's Good but it's not right...
etc
etc
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# :D
It's an accordicat!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# bwhahaha!!!
.
(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Liu Xuan hated it when they ran out of bouquets.....
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# RACIST*!!!

*not really
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# sorry
I meant rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# am I seeing things
or did they each win a goldfish in a bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Time for a spot of lunch . . .
Have a pun to munch by



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Oh. My. God.
This made me laugh too hard. (Mornin' Dave!)
(You forgot Brayford Wharf, in Lincoln, hive of activity I can tell ya).
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Y'off down the Brayford...
Hail Fellow Lincolnite...
I am an X of that Area...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I am still here... but only for another year and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Doing design at Lincoln Uni...?
Do you know the Sparky?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Noooo, I'm up at the newly Christened 'Bishop G Uni College'.
Doing stuff to do with museums, heritage and stuff like that. Funteim!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Ahhh.. The Fancy One... Nice Uni...
(Always ask anyone in Lincoln if they know Sparky though...)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Who is the Sparky?!!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# A Giant of a Man...
(Literally.. He's about 7 Foot) And he does design-y Stuff...

Nice Chap.. But Huge....
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Oh. Sounds like a guy at our Uni, called Hugh.
He was on Look North and everything about being so tall.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Hugh.. Or Huge?!!!!!
*Laughs self, quite literally, to death*
Bet he gets that a bit...

(Look North.. Arf!)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# 'ning!
forgot, or have never ashally heard of?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# *Gasps*.
You must come seeeee! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha! oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Pfffft ;)
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
the last frame makes it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Pffft!
You loon
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha
oh the pain!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Fantesticle
*clicky, clicky, clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOO *like a wee ghostie*
Your sense of humour is so lovely it makes me want to give you cuddles and cups of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# and biscuits?
don't forget the biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Tea, biscuits and cuddles
are always welcome


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# FINESTRA!
That means window.

I know this because in victorian times an Italian man bonked himself on the head then started talking bollocks. It's only when he pointed to the window and said 'Artsenif' they realised.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Quello=That
Nella finestra=in the window

quant'e=How much . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# i could use a cuddle
*sigh*

/emo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# *launches self*
*limpets*
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# awww... thankees.
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I am cuddle monster
I'm quite squidgy, you see, so if people need cuddles they come to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Can I have one please?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# *big cuddles*
Everyone can have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *gives mugatu one*

Well, I would but you appear to have 46 pairs of pance on . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# they are all velcro'd on - for quick removal
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *nods*
I'm also good for falling asleep on, same reason.

Oh, and food. It's the Jew blood in me, I love to feed people.

And I can fix any clothing.

THE USES OF C W
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# now that is what i call a handy woman.
can i take you as my second wife?
i shall pay you in biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# What kind of biscuits?
None of this Nice bollocks.

I want a variety. Garibaldi, chocolate, hob nob AND others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# yes offcourse.
and on saturdays, chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Aaargh!
Here, you might as well have this, seeing as I made it for you:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Just what I needed to see :)
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Sweet jesus, why must you continue to punish us with your endless onslaught of brilliant puns? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# an original pun?
very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# thass ace sir
I bestow upon thee a woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Damn, bindun already...
but i'm posting it anyway, as i've spent at least 4 mins doing it...

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(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Nice shop
I've watched the tirade... and Seinfeld is still my favourite comedy. Does that make me a fascist pigdog?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# no.
it makes you a sweinhund.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# yawohl
By the way.... VERE ARE YOUR PAPERS?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# VE ASK ZE KVESTIONS!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# For you Tommy, ze var ist over!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Yo, G-Sav, how's it hangin' blud?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# today is far more spiffing than yesterday
I spent 8 hours fixing our company email server yesterday under the glare of everyone who couldn't do any work.

Today is much much betterer. How's you KM?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I'm grand, ta! Busy, but with some stuff I don't mind...
...which is a nice change from last week: busy with loads of boring stuff.

Your yesterday sounds rather unpleasant. I love how when you work in IT, anyone non-IT thinks you can EVERTHING and it's all your fault when things stop working.

My favourite is when people give me a hard time because I can't show them how to log onto the computer because they haven't got a password, meh...

EDIT: Crikey, that was a bit of a rant - sorry about that.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# do continue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# "My printers not working"
"Is there any paper in it?"
"Yes."
"So why does the display monitor say PAPER OUT?"
"Oh."
"Wanker"
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
*papercuts*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# No, it's okay - I'm better now.
*takes deep breaths*

*thinks of happy things*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# hehehe
sorry for the delay - work got in the way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# by not being able to do work
I presume you mean they couldn't chat to each other via email.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# pfffft.
it took you 8 hours to replace / repair a scsi controller?

double pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# geek smackdown!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Acronym Fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# pffft
try a REAL job! I'm currently playing with 415V 3ph, 90V coil drive circuits, and trying very hard not to completely destroy a Biesse Rover 321.
They are worth ££££££££££££.

All I need is a fucking delay timer......
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I got called 'old' by one of our temps today.
I'm 22 in 9 days.

Worst thing that's happened today at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# EEEENGLEEEESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# hmm, dunno...
have you annexed the Rhinelands recently? or invaded Poland?

they're usually good symptoms to look out for.
(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# No
but I do declare anschluss on the tv remote most nights. Ethnically, it's closer to myself than my wife and is being falsely prosecuted whilst it remains in her evil clutches. However, this is the end of my ambitions... honest... I will NOT be annexing the laptop in the conservatory... no no no... not unless it asks me for assistance.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Seinfeld would be far funnier without Jerry Seinfeld himself.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Oh yes
he's a tit of the highest order
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Curb your Enthusiasm...
All the Way!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Personally
I can't stand it. Larry David on his own is about as funny as colonic irrigation. Oooooh aren't we clever improvising? Why not just write something funny you pretentious shit.

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Yes
He's the straight guy I guess, which doesn't make sense as he's the comedian. Constanza and Kramer are amazingly brilliant characters though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# i am your father, kramer


nice shop btw
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ha,
is that my nick griffin one too? good googly eye action there!
(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# yep
snatched the pic from b3ta the other day (apologies!)
found the eye so fascinating....MUST...ANIMATE!!!

edit: fun thing is... until this moment, i thought it was an original photo. so woo to your seamless skillz again (nick who??? had to wiki that)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# i just love the way
his eye follows you all round the room...

(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# ...and even outside onto the street...
/pratchett fanblog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
googlyeyed twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# could someone give me a summary
as I don't have sound here at work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# HE'S A NIGGER!!!
that's about it really.
(a black person interrupted his show and he started calling him a nigger)
the fragment has subtitles, so even without sound you'd be able to follow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# ta! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# black guy inerupts/heckles
Kramer blokey shouts 'He's a n**ga' at him quite a few times, black guy gets upset and leaves.
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# He really looks like
Franky Howard to me there ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# ..


Archive and blog
.

Link :
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6167504.stm
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *invests £2000*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Minty!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# hahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# medals supplied by Elizabeth Duke at Argos
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# hahahaha
if i could likey this then i would!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Haha, that's about right
:S
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Worst Pun I've Made... All Day...

...but there's still plenty of scope to get worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I'm, RISing here,
help me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# OK, 11 minutes have passed
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *dies on arse*
"Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus".
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# And how is your picture a pun?
Or is that your intention to cause a stir? I see....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Who the fuck are the frog chorus?!
Who the fuck is Paul McCartney?!
Who the fuck are you?!
WHERE IN THE NAME OF CUNT IS MY MEDICATION?!
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Curis was singing the Frog Chorus to me the other day.
So it exists in at least two people's minds. (I'm also a tad baffled).
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# It was in the newsletter set to explosions
it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# you are dirty
go away
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Frog fisting newbie time?
Its magical magical Tuesday!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# ...
...

morRISons

...
(I helped save b3ta! teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
#
Morrisons
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# I really ought to do some work now.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# is this a device to roll up super strings?

smoof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# GEEK ALERT!!!!!!!!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Oh no!
*gets the pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# *runds*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# *rundlls*
*thinks*


*pitchforks self*
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# success!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# You are confusing
Geek with Nerd

I think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# PEDANT!
*brandishes pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# ooh
2001-ish
i like!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# is it for giant space hamsters?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# what a nonsence
it is a yoyo. of god like proportions
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# ?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Aceness!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I hope so,
anything to keep the bastards away from my petunias.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# how do you get to work?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Space YO YO
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# work can wait
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(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

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