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# Bonjour!
Hallo, as they say in France!
Me and Col have gone cycling across Europe.
It's hard work so we decided to get a tandem, twice the fun with half the effort!! lolololllzz!11!!

What crazy adventures we will get up to nobody knows. They will be crazy tho! lmao.



More? www.cyclingforums.com/t-374002-15-1.html
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)
# don't forget to pack enough crack
you know what col gets like if he doesn't have his daily fix.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Hey you!
My Andrew calendar arrived yesterday and I didn't even get time to open it - I'm going to do it right now
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# WOO!
i'm vere glad you can now bask in the glory of its warm glowing glow.

what do you think?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I want my money back
I've seen nearly all these images before!

It's good quality printing actually and some of the months made me chuckle.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# i've only ever posted two of the images
and that was while i was pimping it on the board.

the kwality is splendid, i was well pleased when i got 3 copies of it.

i can arrange a full refund if you send me all your bank details to my bank of namibia address (and maybe you can help me with some fund that are frozen by prenteding to be the long lost son of general akitumba).
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# I honestly thought I recognised more than that
and of course quite lovely drawings!

My herbal viagara company accountant has wired your namibian banker.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
good to see you aren't exclusive to b3ta with your offerings.

That link made me laugh.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)
# there was another yesterday on a skating forum
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# everyone 'loves' Thomas
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I found that very amusing. Although you cross posted that ready steady cook pic, you whore! ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# we've borked their server
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# you really put a lot of time into this, don't you?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I'm coughing with laughter - really!
I have spots before my eyes!

I'm going on the Butlin diet!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Your mum dresses you like a spaz
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I can hardly believe my eyes
Is this a noodle induced dream?


hahahaha! very good link.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# hahahaha
this cheered me up
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# those guys on another forum really make me larf
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# neato!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# hahahaha
please don't do anything naughty, I want you to stay forever!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Me too!
he's the most lovable troll we've ever had!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# maybe you want to find some new characters, do something topical
or maybe just a pun.

Broaden your horizons before people get tired.
Actually no, just make more of a point of what you're doing to other sites, because that makes me laugh alot :D

Did you shift that caravan in the end?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# noted. how's that
zombie coming along.....?


EDIT: Don't diss the gang!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# It can take some time
I'm a very busy person and there is quite a backlog to get through.

You want to put your other forum links above the picture, I almost missed this one, and the skating one yesterday.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)
# thank
you kindly sir
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)
# unfortunately there was a little accident with the caravan.....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hahahaha
will your mum make me an outfit too, I want to be the green one, he's boss too.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# you should have a go on a knitting forum!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# i believe we did one sometime ago
but i have lost the link....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Pull your socks up and entertain us.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." #10
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*clicks*
i likey! i likey!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
veray clevair
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha...
Love this series...
...and what a twist.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# hahah
your hummus is outstanding



in a field, fending off crows
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Hoots!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# clicktastic
most woosome
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha
lovely
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# this explains everything and nowt.
hahaha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# super
these are getting very good
www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=921
this is also good
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# haha
I like that
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
but i thought they exploded in the last strip...

5. many 4-panel strips are non-canonical
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# it doesn't pertain to canons
or it isn't in the bible?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Best one yet!
Lovely.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# ar'noon
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Jew enjoying them chips, adolf?
arf!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# *Tempted to do a Very Off-Colour joke about Ovens or Something*
*Looks around*
*Decides against it*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# there are no ovens!
there's... erm... showers. yes, showers. for showering. and stuff.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# But make sure you sort all you valuables before you go to shower
It's...well, it's just the rules
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Good call
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)
# use a bastard fork
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# This is truly great
~clicks~
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Nicely done!
Woo!


TJ: Who just Gazzed me? I cant access it while at work so I probabily can't reply
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# that would have been him
*points*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# *Looks in vague direction*
Duke of prunes?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# It was me
But it's probably just as well you can't access it, it was only lewd descriptions of perverse sex-acts I'd like to perform on you.

Probably best you just delete it and put it out of your head
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# What! *clicks*
*gets blocked*

*clicks harder*
*gets blocked*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I was pointing to myself
was me
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Oh right, was it urgent at all?
If so, mail me

keyboard.weasel squiggly"at"sign googlemail fullstop com

else I'll reply when I get home
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# not urgent no, I was just replying to your query earlier
it can wait :D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I bet those chips are made from
Jew(k) if york tatties.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I always thought he was more
a pukka pie kind of guy...

*clicks* heels
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Eating his chips at the Counter?
Must be chatting up the lass who served him, but she's wandered into the back 'cos he's a bit creepy and everytime he gets excited he starts shouting...

Or maybe he's waiting to play the Gambler...
Wooo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# or maybe its the first frame of a "terry fuckwit" cartoon...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# "No Terry.. For one thing this isn't your house...
Second you've already washed my dishes last week, with a hammer
Thirdly I'm going to hit you on the head with this Cricket Bat"
"Fuck me Readers I am a Clueless Cunt"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha gotta love Viz
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)
# It's a Legal requirement that if you are in a shared house with 75% Males...
You have to have at least 1 Viz Annual in the 'Little Room'
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# tasting good, mr. hilter?
yay!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Chipler
Ve vill be zer masters of zer chippen shop!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# well done
no really, I don't like rare chips
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# woo to that
hahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# who does he think he is kidding?
woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Uh oh.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# hahahahahahha
I love how he's blissfully unaware
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Haha
Woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Haha, wonderful!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Don't you mean hi bastard cockalorum?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# no, that would be rude
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Woo-Yay-Houpla!
great shoppery. now animate it!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# McFlimby Bastard Enterprises strikes again
w00!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
that was odd.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I realised when I posted it originally it was not what I intended
so I took it down whilst I edited it and left the space blank
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# yay - for penguin-banana-polar bear antics
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Haha
I heard the banana peel problem on the poles is highly underestimated
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Lovely!
uh oh because one of them is at the wrong end of the world?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# there's some ALT text
that explains all of that.
(I was ready) hehe.

EDIT: Oh. There was. It has gone. I must have done something wrong. Oh well. It just suggested the banana was even more out of place. :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
#
"Missing"

you have explained nothing Dr McF!

edit/ the banana could have washed ashore from nearby Norway, but then I suppose the penguin could have escaped from Oslo zoo...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# This
puzzled of Leeds
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# what a bastard
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
marvellous.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# oh now that is woo :D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# hohoho!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# green giant!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# haha yaaay!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
a deadly chain of events
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Ah, Fluffy and Furtive
How we have missed you.
(, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# bastard robotits
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# ver' nice indeed!
like the coffee bean norks!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# hovertutt
awesome!

we can have robobabies!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# that's very presumptuous of you
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# we're the only two of our kind!
we have to do it to save our race!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# that reminds me
of thief 2
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Tuttbottt up and awaaayyyy!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Surely it would be TUTT-800
*geeks out*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# TUTT-8008
*clang*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# 0800-TUTT?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# *calls*
*spluffs*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# *looks at phone bill*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Robotutt?
Scary scary
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Woo!
Frightenenening *runs*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# WOULD
/robot fetish blog
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# what's the robot equivalent of
Yiff then?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# *clang*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# pffffffft
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# ROBOTS TALK IN CAPITALS AND SAY *BEEP*
So it might be *Beep*?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# I think I prefer
*CLANGS!*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Me too... to be honest...
Beaten in Speed and Quality...
*Sobs*
*Clangs*
*Beeps*
*Feels Better*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Woo!
Top stuff!


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
*especially likes the rocket effect*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# for one second i thought...


...but then i saw it had tits.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# arf!
damn me and my flattening of the files

Instant Thorbot denied
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# is that in powdered form?
instant thorbot, just add milk.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Yay.. She can Fly...
Robots are Ace
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Are you doing a series, like HappyToast's zombies?
If so, I'd like to be a robot too please =)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# ^this
only later
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# only later, what?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# ^this
:)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Eeee!
* buys two *
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Braw!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# roboTUTT!
woo!

*cyber-yiffs*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# stonking!
nice
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)
# hurraaaaaaaah!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# not shopped at all
but relates to recent guitar posts


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# not yours / unshopped = not new thread please.
or something. Does anyone bastard care anymore?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# *apathies*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Of course we care.
It's just sometimes we can't be bothered to tell anyone.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# ^ this
I care a lot, but if I were to complain about every post that's not according to teh rulez, I'd be more nazi than Adolf Hitler.

I decided to ignore most of these posts instead.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# WE CARE A LOT
/bastard Faith No Mores
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# dum-dub, dum-dub
WE CARE A LOT!

dum-dub, dum-dub
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# killer bees
.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# you're thinking of Wu Tang
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# No, I think he's right.
We care a lot!

About something something something something killer bees, I seem to recall...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# wu-tang killer bees on the swarm
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# second line
you've obviously mistaken "killer bees" for "I'm gonna fuck you up motherfucker"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# who cares
We care a lot
About disasters, fires, floods and killer bees
About Los Angeles falling in the sea
About starvation and the food that Live Aid bought
About disease, baby, Rock Hudson, Rock...Yeah!

We care a lot
About the gamblers and the pushers and the freaks
About the people who live off the street
About the welfare of all the boys and girls
About you people cause we're out to save the world

Yeah!

And it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it!

We care a lot
About the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines
About the NY, SF, and LAPD
About you people, about your guns
About the wars you're fighting
Gee, that looks like fun

We care a lot
About the Cabbage Patch, The Smurfs, and DMC
About Madonna and we cop for Mr.T
About the little things, the bigger things we top
About you people, yeah, you bet we care a lot

And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Is it a Zebra standing up?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# I'm missing the transformers bit
because there's more than meets the eye
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Its wednesday
This crop of n00bs are only a day old.

And we've had a few n00b lurkers popup this week too
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# but for a tuesday,
yesterday was a really nice day on the board methinks
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# It had its ups and downs
There was some pain though. Last weeks was loads better
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# CUNT!
/trying to start a bandwagon
:D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Of what?
Cunts?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# i don't know... i haven't decided yet...
/textual tourettes blog
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# no
here
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# What the funt is that?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# My thoughts exactly. I was thinking exactly that.
So thats what i was thinking.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# I thought you might think as much
which got me thinking
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# looks like he's trying to get something out of his bastard eye
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck is that?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# a pictue i made
.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# It disturbs me
more than I can even explain.

Please kill it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Makes sense up to that point
then 2 questions arise.

1) what is it a picture of?
2) why?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# it was a picture of my brother holding a snake and gazing at it lovingly
I removed said snake and replaced it with George Michael, also adding a background reminicent of a male public toilet.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# alrigth, that answers #1
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Here at shonkypaintmashanimations we pride ourselves on
never knowing when to stop . . .



(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Wow, is it the secret elephant aerial grounds?
Woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# that is grand
what a bastard for the poor nellyfunt though.

w/y/h.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# coulda been the other end . . .


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
what a grat compnay dlogy
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# haha
woo! I especially like the slow creeping before moving quickly in for the kill. Made me titter.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Don't fart Nelly!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# How did you know that the hunter's name is Nelly?


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Nelly Fart hardo
maybe
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Pffft!
Nicely done, woo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# i've never seen an elephant fly
but this seems an interesting and entirely plausible idea
*buys giant bellows and ticket to Africa*

woo to you
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# balloonophant!
;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Top woo Dave!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# hahahahahah
elephants should definitely be round
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# This is great
Well done Mr. Hat!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# hehe
Woo!

EDIT: And grats!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# inflate-a-phant!
*patents*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I've seen an elephant fly
/Dumbo blog
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Crackerjack!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# CRACKERJACK!!


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# It's Wednesday
It 12:16

it's Crackerjack!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# CHOCABLOCK!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Awesome!
hugely deserved fp
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# This makes me think of Space Quest
don't ask me why, just the first thing that came to mind...

Woo to the paintmash massive by the way
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# *checks temperature of hell*
/notices it's frozen over


congrats on FP fella!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
What on Earth are they doing giving you an FP? I thought you'd been banned from the front page or something?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# You are
getting jolly good at this lark.

woo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# this is ace.
have a biscuit!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Yay!
An unexpecting ending with the balloon but an expected ending with the FP :)
Nice one!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I believe this is what some call
'Hatstand'.


It's BRILLIANT.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# ace dave
wonderful stuff
(, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
# .
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# pffft!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# what a bastard
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Frosty the Bastard Part 2
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
It's like watching an evil Pixar film.

Edit: That'd make a good image challenge. hehe
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# That would be a GREAT challenge!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)
# ^this!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# we'd get hundreds of entries with
just finding nemo with devil horns

but there'd be some corkers too

suggest it!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# this made me larf!
... a little more than it should've :D
WOO!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# *gets out hairdryer*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Haha! I agree with the reply to the first episode.
It's funny just coz of being called Frosty the Bastard =)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)
# anything with bastard in it is funny
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)
# surely not everything...
Tsu-bastard-nami... Vol-bastard-cano... TonyBastardBlair...

I think I see your point now.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# True.
"He's bastard dead, coz you drove when you were pissed!"

You'd still laugh... =)


Also, 'nings, Horrible!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# 'ning K-Mart
how the bastard are you?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)
# I'm bastard well, ta!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
wooo :D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
I love the bouncing pram
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Cor. What a complete bastard.
woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Yes...
He seems at bit more than a bastard at the moment...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# OOH!
Have we got a video?


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# YES,WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# yay!
best one yet

what's next?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# hmmm
I have a few ideas... but I feel pushing prams into the road stretches the boundaries of bastardishness a bit... maybe he'll calm down a bit in the next one...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# more!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# *bites the hand that feeds*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# *hates that song*
But this picture is woo nonetheless.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# very clever
for some reason my brain took a while to register what was going on here...
slow today
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Appears to be Borked.
EDIT : Nope working.

*puts on NIN*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Your face appears to be Borked*
*may not contain truth
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# And we were such good friends yesterday!
pfft!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# I love you really*
*May contain terms and conditions. Always read the small print before accepting love.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Your face appears to be Bjork*

*May contain mental Icelandic lady
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Bjork on your Face...?
Oh Yes...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# What,
from the A Team?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# He Always was the Smooth one...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# *thinks*
*spaffs*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Your face appears to be smeared with Stork!*
*may contain margarine
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Your face appears to be Mork*
*may contain nanoo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Your face appears to have a Spork in it.*
*may contain a spoon and a fork
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Your face appears to be Orc*
*May contain one of the first races on middle-earth
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Your face appears in this cork*
*May contain traces of red wine and holy vision
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Your face appears to be pork*
*may contain pig - but probably not
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Your face appears to be in York*
*may contain an entire County.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Your face appears to be in Ankh-Morpork*
*May contain fictional city
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Your Bjork appears to Spork Mork*
*may contain traces of RIS
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Loelandic?
*squints*
Aah!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# nice
woo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# How splendid.
This is why I avoid 'healthy' food.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Oh no dear, he's wet the bed again.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# This is class!
WOO
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Now that's funny
and it has penguins, and a joke, and penguins. So it is perfect in every respect.

You sir are a genius.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# *insert woo here*
WOO!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# what is it with being stuck down holes?

woo to you!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again!
o.O
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# hahah
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Redexing for me
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# How about now?
I've changed it onto different hosting
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hehe!
woo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Haha class!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha yaaaaay!
RP from last night...

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I see what you did there
and I approve of it
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# freaky!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Have you actually swapped the baby penguins
Or swapped the heads of the adults?

I ask because if the former applies, that's some excellent shadowing work.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# it was a head swap from the right hand side baby/adult penguin
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Ah
gotcha.

Very nice.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)
# That's very silly
*clicks*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Eeeeee!
That's lully.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# 'nings, Doctor!
Are you well today?

I've just sent you an email...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Fantabularse!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# 'tis grand!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Nice
That'll do to wake me up!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ACENESS!
but duuude, you absolutely need to put the subject line on the picture somewhere, then i'd say it has a good chance of going viral. :)
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Almost time for Christmas decorations.
Kitty likes to help Tabatha decorate the tree.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm not sure whether to say "aww" or "gah!".

*settles for "woo"*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Say
Gwaah!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Good word.
I shall use it forthwith.


Gwaah!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# 100% Fact*
It's actually the official sound someone makes when they get set on fire and put out instantly.




*may not be fact
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I always thought
that noise was "aaaAAAASSSSsssssffffffffaaaaah".
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# no that's just regional slang
not official dictionary definition :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Ah.
I am obviously uncultured.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# woo
also TJ: beau bo's on the front page of the grauniad website :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Ooh!
*checks*

*edit* Haha that's brilliant :D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha! The cat's expression is perfect =)
I'd love to shove my cat on top of the Christmas tree - and preferably set fire to it or something, just to make sure the little bastard's really dead...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# *calls RSPCA*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# wait, let me video it for youtube first
this one's gonna go viral!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# very nice
indeed
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# *SHLUB*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Channel 4 pick fully veiled woman to deliver Xmas speech
tiswas
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# arf!
it is one of the most disturbing outfits ever seen on Kids tv. After Wordy and Wizbit of course
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# wizbit you say?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# needs more Wordy
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# yep, that's the mutant nightmare freak
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I think the thing that freaked me out most about Wizbit
was that mud monster thing. It reminded me of something with a horrendously bad cold.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# wordy you say?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# needs more wizbit
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# This isn't a caption competition
and you're certainly not Paul Merton. More like Paul Cunt.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# ease up a bit chap
You'd have equally flamed him if he'd just added text to the picture. He's done nowt wrong expressing his hummus.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Yeah, I suppose you're right
It's still fucking shit though.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# No, it's ok
I really am a cunt
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Good stuff
pleased to meet you
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Aww did the big boys with hairy balls teach you some nawty words?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# yes
they did








Well done
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# :|
What the hell is that?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Tiswas
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Ah.
I think I've erased all memory of that program from my mind.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# The phantom pie thrower?
Mmmmmm Sally James mmmmmmmmm
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# flan flinger to be pedantic
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Phlan Phlinger
to up the pedantry stakes a little...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Are you sure it wasn't Fantom?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Hmm,
according to Wikipedia, it's Phantom Flan Flinger.
Ah well.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)
# definitely
furkin horrible
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)
# #6 - and 'ning
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# These are great.
*adds to list of b3ta cartoon strips*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# punarific!
well done for keeping it up :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha
This plotline is great!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha
P=VI

Very cool :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# These are well woo
:D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Excellent - you remind me of my Physics A-Level teacher
you youngsters won't know what that is - it's one of the things we had before Media Studies and Social Science
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# not physics...
but you're close
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Electronic engineering?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Chemistry, or Biol?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# chemistry
although technically physics too
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# haha
My favourite bit was when you used puns.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# why thank you
and thanks to all other comments too!
(and to those who inspired the original strip)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Christ! that Siemens
what a cunt! Did he get her pregnant? He deserved more than a slap. I can't wait for the next episode.



jeese that cunt. FUCK!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Haha
I like stuff about current affairs
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Alittlebitofpoliticsladiesandgentlemenyesindeed
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Needs more cocks.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# what - more than 2?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Ah no you are correct.
2 is enough for anyone.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# 4
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# ah
you changed your sig! Now I can use glasscocx again.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# for what, Horriblé?
You can just search by user

'lo horrible. Are you the new mictoboy of the _stats page?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# bif I searched for horrible
your posts came up because of your sig. Am I? Mictoboy? eh?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# You're about 200 off the 1000 mark
and once agian I find myself beaten to first place
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# jesus
nearly up to my old standard.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Did some maths, On average you only post around 34 posts a day
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# this is entirely true
but bear in mind I didn't post properly for aobut 4 months.

ALSO:

www.b3ta.com/board/6326973
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# hubbahaubba!
Makes Big John horny!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please...


/autocomplete
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# top stuff
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# where one goes, the other always follows
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# that's nice work
deeply unpleasent, but nice
I've stopped making sense
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# 'Ning (nearly noon)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# yaaaaaay! :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Aw, what a happy little chappy!
*steals*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Nooo!
It's my only one!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# *clones*
Here, have him back.

*sells clones by the truckload*

*profit*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Noooo! again
You're commiting a 'Sixth day' violation!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# *steals life*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# ningnoon!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# wtf?
lol
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# poor kitty!
still he seems to have quality of life
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# 'Kingdom of Heaven' popped into my head.....

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# nice
looks quite like the stuff my mate Lee does.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Oooh!
That's a bit different.

I like this a lot!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# THIS I LIKE
because I am a liking this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Dr Robotnik?
Most woosome.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# cor
that's excellent

I'd not seen that
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# had you not? what about Sonic?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# That's ace :D
I've always like's Dr R. He looks great in the new Sonic game.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# That is all of the Aceness.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# that's great
I demand you do more drawings like this.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Nice!
Is that a telescopic umbrella or a mace? :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# very good pic
and film.
woo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# 'nings JJ!
That's rather woosome.

Was it only me that thought Orlando Bloom's character was the wettest, limpest, blousiest weed in the history of film?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I concur.
He looked the part in 'KoH', but that soft, girly-man voice of his ruined the effect.....and I couldn't see him as a blacksmith.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# he's a blacksmith in PotC
he's clearly getting typecast
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Ooh, I think I might have thinking of Troy for the weedy character...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# He was an Uber-fop in that.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Hooray!
It's me on t'weekends!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# what do a 9 volt battery and a ladie's anus have in common?
you know it's wrong, but sooner or later, you're going to put your tongue on it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Marvellous - and so true ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# what the hell is a ladie?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# a member of the porcupine family
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# righto
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# fnarr
reminds me of some comedian who spent his 45min slot talking about fingering his lady's arsehole, then finished the slot with "and all you cunts are going to try this next time, and the best bit is, you'll be thinking of me when you do it."
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# 'finished the slot'
pffffffffffft
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Jim Jeffries?
he's pretty filthy.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# What's the difference between black caviar and ya mam?
I've never had black caviar.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# The taste is very salty and fishy
much like your dad
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Ooooh good comeback
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Needs more beige.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Bifurcated poo
must be messy.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# trust you
:P
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# haha hes a bit of a geeeeeeeeeza!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# CC Teh Extra Terrestrial Crackhead
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# *hovers cursor over ignore*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# am i missing something here?
the image isn't that bad and it's under 50k
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# I know that
but it's the second image of something with CrackCol's face shopped onto it on the board, which is a little much. In the space of those two posts I could be looking at something decent instead.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Haha lovely reply.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# That's the shitest thing I've ever seen on B3TA
by a fucking mile.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# But what about all of my stuff?
*takes offence*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Hmmmm.
That's pretty fucking bad too, but this guy has pwned you.

Look Mum! I'm using Internet slang!

Hey Mum! It's me! I'm on the Internet!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# your mum is weeping for you
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# ^this.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# from her anus.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Tears of joy
yes, from her anus
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# You're a happy little fellow aren't you?
*strokes*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# I disagree.
There's at least some effort in there, and it really could be worse.

Compare this to five thousand bandwagon posts - this has some originality to it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# i like this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# You are, of course, entitled to your own opinion.
even if it does make you sound like a retard.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# *looks at signature*
Hey, you have a point.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Oh yeah, didn't notice that.
Just proves how right I am, does it not?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# It proves nothing.
However I have ample proof that you're a twunt.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# ladies, please
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# How does it proove that?
I want to see your working.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# haha!
i am sexually attracted to mungos who pick fight on the internet with people that are probably miles away!

can i push your shit back a fortnight?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Haha
Ahhhh, Bisto.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I did suggest a "Donkey of the Week" running compo for Rob
for stuff like this; name and shame in the newsletter :D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Er...
Have a cuddly dog bumming a rabbit.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# needs more animatronics
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# [generic flame response]
[questions of your mothers sexual promiscuity]
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# [retort]
[verbal abuse]
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Room in my flameproof bunker for one more...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# *joins*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# I am starting to like you
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# *flames*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# There is certainly something loveable about him
It might be the fucking huge target painted on his back - i do not know.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Its starting to get a little crowded though do you not think?
Anyone for Tea?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Me please!
*passes kettle*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# You and your tea...
You're obsessed ;¬)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# haha let the kid go first!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# nice warpage
and 'ning all!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# that's some disturbing
face reshaping
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)

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