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# ODB
da ODB

This was SO much better in my head.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Word
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# ashual LOLage
i woo you
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
quite brilliant
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Shurely shome mishtake
Unshopped from CNN


(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ah!
spotted it!
those wacky yanks!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Yo, check this shit out!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# he could be out curing cancer....
but no.....
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# That may explain...
the 'beet box'. Testicular cancer can be particularly nasty...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# aye not bad
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Sheesh, took me long enough.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Im going to feel stupid when i spot this im sure but
RIS?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# it's in the text under her photo
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Red Carpet?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# crapet
sheesh.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# oh. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
oh
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# *shakes head*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Well don't I look silly
perhaps i suffer from some sort of reverse lisdexia?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# *rolls newspaper again*
WHACK!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# OW! FUCK!
That's not newspaper, that's lethal frozen salami. You twunt.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# she wore the fuschia suit!!!
hahahaha11111oneleventy!!!111
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# the freak!!!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# And now
she's here. (I'm currently in Williamsburg, and the hotel next to this office building has about 50 state trooper cars in the parking lot.) So I guess I shouldn't be singing any Sex Pistols on the way out?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Then...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# phew!
stay off those onions chief!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# very nice
woo to this
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Garlic breath ?
Yes.. woo
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
#
I like the smell of my farts after garlic.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I say!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# how rare!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# New wallpaper for you.
Made this while slightly inebriated last night.


1024x768 - www.b3tards.com/u/2bee021794b7ca22eeb9/black_hole1024.jpg
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# thats just a photo of the stuff that made you inebriated making a reappearence isn't it?
=D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Never!
Amstel is far too good to waste, i'd rather have the hangover!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# =D
nah!
strongbow ftw!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# If you've absolutely got to drink cider
go for Westons!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# *retches*
how dare you sir/madam!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# hmmm
**fetches bucket**

1. Filters lumps
2. Bottles Juices
3. Lables as Carling
4. Profit!

P.S. Who is Sir Madam?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# i keep getting b3ta boys and girls mixed up...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# No problem
Must post a picture of myself on my profile! It's about time I suppose!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# *rolls newspaper*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# *bends over*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# oh! its like that?
*discards newspaper*
*savagely bums*
take it lurker!!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# no lubes?
*limps off*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# there was no time....
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# eurgh
I feel so used :(
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# carling man eh?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# stella girl atchly :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# awww
i did it again!!
sorry madam :(
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# No probs young lady ;)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# haha!
how many of these have you got lined up?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# i've got one more in photoshop
but then i'm spent
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Perhaps today is a good day to die?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# what about
A Clockworf Orange?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# whack it?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Reserv-worf Dogs?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# driving miss worf?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# oo oooo!
me, magnets and worf!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# SHITTY FUCKING MAGNETS
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Star Worf?
Worfend at Bernies (bit shit that one)
The Worfshank Redemption
Worf Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

Now I'm just getting lazy so I'll stop.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# ooh
i like that one
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# rolls off the tongue rather well :-)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# yeah
i figured that that one was too easy
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# it's cold outside, theres no kind of atmosphere...
go!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# ahhhh here we go again
well done!



worf by worf west is my favorite
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha, but I gotta award Number 1 the following
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# heh
ta
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Arf!
and 'ning!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Christ, Worfs are everywhere.
I like the way number 2 still says "Starring Michael J. Fox"
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Where's the fourth?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# yes it does, doesn't it . . . ?

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Obscure Food Conspiracy Theories Weekly
Issue 1

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Apologies for quality, it was fueled by my outrage at a hairy dinner I had.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# i don't really understand
but that looks like crabman so
Woo!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# well you see....
crabman has been replacing pizza with chunks of 'fro, or according to the theory at any rate.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# i got the how
just not the why :)

i should know better
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# SILENCE!
THE THEORY IS WATERTIGHT!!!!!!!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# It's good enough
and made me smile
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Hey Crab Man
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Worf, what is it good for?

Nicely done :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Absolutely nothing
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# say it again!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# bugger all.
useless git.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I knew I could rely on you guys :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# sorry
=(
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# haha!
'ning micto!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# ning!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# i bet the board was crap this afternoon.
i was called away...
=D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# nah it was superb
lots of shit compo entries
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# ohh and you live for them!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# actually it wasn't too bad
i kept getting distracted by work and birthday shenanigans
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# damn work!
and happy birthday!!!
shouldn't you be out getting smashed?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# i have wine :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# ahhh....
is this what happens when you get old?
no hard drinking, just a nice sauvignon blanc and b3ta?
i say old chap.....
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# pretty much
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# awwww
i wish i was an old git.
=)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# you could still do those things
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# *tries slippers, pipe and blanket in front of b3ta on for size*
i could get used to this...zzzzzzzzzzz
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# 'ning youse twose...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# hello stranger
how's you
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Oi oi saveloy.
I'm tired, and a bit stressed but generally not too bad.

You well?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# dad!
i had to stay 3 hours late at work!
my boy has a suspected dodgy appendex!
EDIT: is this all we get?! one ning a day!!!!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Oh noes!
Want me to make him a new one out of wood?

EDIT: I'm doing my best, son - they keep making me w*rk for my money!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# we're still not sure...
he has SOME signs of an appendicitus....
alot of freakin waiting for doctors then watching them scartch their freaking heads!!
i came home to look after the little kid and my missus has gone to her mums
because she has a car if anything happens.
phew!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# good luck with that matey
:(
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# thanks chief i knew you cared really!!
its not all bad though... with the missus out i can b3ta and drink her lambrusco!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Haha, the drink of champions!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# It is a good day to die...
Better than Yesterdie...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# bostin!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# heheh
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# crikey
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# fear my drawing skills!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# *fears*
*greatly*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# mekon?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# hell yes!
*waits for dan dare doing a poo*
\o/
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha!
*resists*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Sir, I protest - I am NOT a merry man!!


woo!~
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# haha
that was a good episode!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# That's worfully good old chap
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# *is confused*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# he was aiming for:
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# ah
cocks
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha pawned!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# bonzer!
that is brill
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Heh.
That's good.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Anatomy lesson
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# hmmmm chunky
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Oh my christ!
what did he eat??!!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Don't know what it was
but i think it was enough ;)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Vaseline mixed with Eucalyptus oil
A little dab of that under the nose, and this would have been prevented. Take note, kids!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# *clicks*
I like this woo
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# ye olde chuck!
woo yeah!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# is it bad that i can recognise the picture that vomit is from?
Spe-woo!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# NO.
erm. . .
mebe.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
i'm back for a few minutes!
i had to stay in work all afternoon and half the evening coz my step son
has a suspected appendisitus
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# woo
yay!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Have a strip
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# fucking jesus, always thinking people want him around
woo!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Good God!
hahaha
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# who's a good god
is it you? is it? yes it is
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I am GOD!
go me! go me! go me! go me!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# *sacrafices virgin to you*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# You called?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# arf
oh sorry I mean yeah sure
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
That probably happened in Dundee New Look :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Are you stalking me Mrs?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I'd stalk yuor missus!
C]:0D

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# nicely done sir
touché
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
# ha ha ha!
brillo!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
# that happened to me this morning when the cat was sick
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# :)
I wish I could draw that good!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# really?
you got some pretty low standards dude
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
Huzzah!
*has now read all your comic and gives them a big woooyayhoupla!*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# hurrah
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# woooyayhoupla!
That's what i mean. You're good.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# thanks
I like the way my style has changed
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# i love the way his chin changes!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# he he
yeah one of my favourite strips
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Dance!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Haha, ACE!
Shake that funky thang!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Woo!
:D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# *waits for it to be stolen by italian and youtubed*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# He's cute
:)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# needs more machine gun
;)

/relurks
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I did a compo
but it's rather NSFW if you know what I mean.

aaaaah....sometimes searching for source pics is rather pleasant :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
# is she from bristol? i'd make a sexy comment here
but after being in various asian states they do nowt for me anymore
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# ahhhh, they still do it for me :)
and I doubt she's from bristol...I grew up there and never once saw an attractive lady of any ethnic persuasion whatsoever.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:16, archived)
# come to america
not only are there attractive ethnic ladies, they're all more or less dumb enough to sleep with you

(not you as in you personally, just the general you)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# haha
cool, I'll dump my girlfriend and be right over, I'm sure she'll understand :)

actually, I did sleep with two attractive girls of asian origin last year (separately, and pre-girlfriend mind you). it wasn't bad, but not, like, a massive eye-opening experience. it's all winkies in fannies at the end of the day
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# pretty much
last summer i learned that russian girls can't kiss worth a damn

that's about the extent of my "ethnic" experience
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# estonian russian hookers in tallin take it up the gary
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# roger in the gary?
*dreams*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# there's something quite wrong with that statement
and I can't quite put my finger on it

which is probably for the best :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I mentioned my theory to my cousin,
and her experiences confirm mine: Republicans have no idea what good sex is. I've had more fun alone.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# this is true x100,000
that's why there's so goddamn many of them, they don't have any use for condoms and birth control
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
#
of any ethnic persuasion

not true, but there is a low voume of attractive women who aren't students here
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ^
I'd rather wank
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# is toby you?
EDIT: yes it is

woo
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# yus

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# The other week
I was googling for "school boy penis", as bad as this looks at face value I was actually searching for something quite innocent.

It was only afterwards that I realised how it is going to look in my google history.


(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# *tells Daily Mail on you*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I like it.
I was thinking along the lines of the Bristol Rovers and Bristol City badges. But I thought no-one would get it.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# nekkid dummy-ladies!
also: hahahaha
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# needs more buffy
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# s'true
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# MySpace: The final frontier...

Have a Lt. Morph...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# no longer can you state your sexual orientation on there as 'gay'


Bastards!!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:13, archived)
# i have a myspace
a lovely lady in oz set it up for me
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# haha, i cant find it
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# hmm
We weren't able to find a " mongychops " on MySpace
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# i found this, i think it is me
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# wtf?
so how does a search for 'mongychops' under the People tab not work?

Honestly, when will sites learn that home made search engines aren't worth using?

use google, you cocks!

edit: my mistake. google for 'mongychops' with site:myspace.com and you get rob's page:

www.myspace.com/robmanuel
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# The PC term is
mancocksexual
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Yay!

Captain Hart?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# 'ning Arch
Didja get me hummus earlier?

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# ha ha
ning sir
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# 'ning Danny Boy!!

The pipes are callin'!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:13, archived)
# From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
I uploaded a vid of me and mates riding in 2004. you may be interested to see me in action. so to speak!
www.b3ta.com/links/Biketrials_Video
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Get the fuck out!!
That's awesome man!

They must be some strong wheels. Kick Ass!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# aww thank you Mr M3E
i will at some point make a new up-to-date one and you can see how little i've improved in the last 3 years :D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I sent it to my son to inspire him

:)

he's 7
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# aw :)
i hope it does!

also there are a hell of a lot more like it on youtube with some really really impressive riders.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYIKfEU8yl8 this guy for example!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# wow! That tree thing was cool!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# that's really fucking awesome
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# :)
thank you!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# london zoo!
haha.

Except in StarTrek world, his blog would be on the holodeck, and as Captain, he could order people to read it.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:10, archived)
# If I had a holodeck the universe could expode around me and I could care less
I'd be banging Dianna Troy sensless
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# rubbish!
Tasha Yar 4eva!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Get thee to fuck, she's a dude
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# hmmm
you have a point.

Beverly Crusher, then.

Dianna Troy would be all reading my emotions 'n stuff. That or dreaming about being chased by wolves, the fool.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# you do have a point.... ok Bev it is
but I'll be thinking of Dianna
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# dunno..
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# eep
kill it with fire!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# looks like someone's had a go already
*hands sporks*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# would I?
woo ;-)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Yes
Why not...

Woo
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Digg dugged
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# I'm pretty sure HD-DVD didn't exist in the year 1050.
I could be wrong about this. I do suck at math.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# oops
hugefuckup
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# HD-DVD is a dead format anyway
Even XBox couldn't bring itself to carry an HD DVD drive in the elite model

Yay for Blu-Ray, watched Casino Royale on it the other night and was utterly gobsmacked.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Blu-Ray
will go the way of the betamax casette and UMD. Sony has a track record in these things, and has yet to learn from past mistakes.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Yes, because a DVD player in the PS2 was a complete mistake
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Way to miss the point.
Sony fails at proprietary media formats. I'll even add MiniDisc to the list of failures. And as for the XBox (I own neither, PC gaming ftw) at least M$ gave their consumers a choice to upgrade to HD-DVD instead of forcing it down their throats. Whether this turns and bites them in their rear at a later date is to be seen.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
#
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# I wish it was christmas :(
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# Would a CDC help?
/borrowing a tablet

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# YAY!
YULE-TIDE GREETINGS TO YOU ALL!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# nice 'n' crude

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# More farmyard animals should be art deco
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# cowlloon
*wants*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# WeeeEEEeeeEEEEeeeEEE
spotty moo balloons...HOORAY
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# He'll be
over the moon with that!
Lully drawage.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# The most aptly named ship in Starfleet
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# WARP DRIVE!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# rather appropriate username too ;-)

nicely done!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Ta
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Until I actually read the title and saw the ship name...
I was looking for a Viagra / Cialis joke in it.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Woo
Aceness
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# wesely was too busy being an irritating little prick
and drove it in to a planet
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] for the uncultured, the original artist is David Hockney.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Sure it wasn't Ian Hislop??
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# thats what i was thinking
but i didn't want to say
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Well obviously if you don't know a Hockney you're uncultured
Try telling that to yoghurt!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# ma haa
*smiles*
*wiggles fingers*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# or Stephen Fry
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# OR Stephen Fry flavoured yoghurts.
I didn't know it was a hockney, but I bet I know a few things about Rossini that'll have him and Willy Duwitt running for google!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# yes.
I don't think not recognising a hockney with text on it makes one uncultured.

I could also fire out some facts about 17th Century german art in Weimar that would have him askjeevesing til dawn.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# And I know some most unheard of Chaz n Dave!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# I know some most unheard of Wet Wet Wet
and a lot of useless facts about Meat Loaf
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# no facts about meat loaf are useless...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# It may seem odd for me to do this but...
My telly is still broken so...

www.isketch.net
B3TA ROOM!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Will do at 8 if that's OK. I want to watch the rst of this and then get a nice glass of wine
:)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Ok
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I'll be there too
as I've got to finish shaving riverghost's armpits with this overused bic
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Yup it's 20,000 posts soon
That's a second reference to my hair you've made today!
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# haha
yes, sorry. I'm not stalking you honest. I've been having a "type first thing that comes to mind" day and you're always on my mind.

The reference earlier was because you have spikey hair, I used to have spikey hair and people were always asking to touch it, so i imagined it was a problem suffered by all spikeys.
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# if i could read that without my eyes bleeding, it might be slightly better
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I don't think just writing
cockney rhyming slang is the aim of the compo.

I may be wrong.
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# may be
but doubtful
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# is that barrymore?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha
*wants to click*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Naaa he got banned from the public baths
Kept putting fags out in them
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I declined from using this joke
as its long white beard got tangled in my fingers as I tried to type it

:D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# ^ this
I thought I'd time-warped again :S
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha
this made me lol :)

TJ: I think I just redefined hypocrisy: drove half a mile in the glorious sunshine to vote Green :D
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# hahaha
*applauds*

Now burn some polystyrene
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#
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# Hurrah for Hockney
his gallery in Saltaire is rather wonderful
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# Am I the only one who thinks Hockney is a charlatan?
Second rate grandma's watercolour style pictures and a 'art for the masses and it looks like something and isn't a cow in formaldehyde' tag-line doesn't make you an artist, it makes you a cunt.
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# Oh Dear
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# arseman awaaay!
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# \o/
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# you know whats missing from this picture?
1 x biscuit
ARSE!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# FECK!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# GIRLS!
*and repeat*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# ay?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# one arse biscuit (goatse styled)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Mnnnnnggg

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha!
MMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Carol Vordermann's really let herself go...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# proper LOL
ha ha ha ha *breathes* ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# arf!
*moves*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Eh?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# welcome to the internet
you have selected the confused button, please try again
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# sexy time!
happy b3taday!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Thank you!
also see my 6000 post today?
www.b3ta.com/board/7152341 huzzah!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Hahaha
i wondered why that click for NSFW link was purple.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# I even made my own cake just incase no one else made me one....
sad eh?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Where did you get a photo of my wife?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# erm...
i... er.. ok i was looking at porn *ashamed* - happy? its my b3taday!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Mama!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# You are son of Master of Turnips?
o0o
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Yay!
Thank you :D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# your mum
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# *goes to get his mum*
she says "hi"
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# mmmwwwwaaaah!
:D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmnnng!
:D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Thank you!
Woohoo!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# woo!
happy b3taday :D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Thank you!
Woo!
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