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# :)
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I'd know that shark anywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# two can play at that
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I will never forget
the old dutch shopkeep, who, in all sincerity, tried to sell a game called Dickhunt for the NES to me and my 8 year old brother.
Or so he believed it was called.

My brother is 24 and gay now.
THANKS SHOPKEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Did he appear as if by magic?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# no, he came out of my mummy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Gordon's alive!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

And he's going to be PM. NOOoooooo!
(Morphology, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ah~aah!
he'll tax everyone of us!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# He already is PM
And that is a very merry looking copper
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Yeah
looks like he's been on the whiskey or something.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I think this whole thing is summed up by the fact
that the BBC sped it up and set it to Franz Ferdinand as they wrapped up the rolling news coverage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I was just watching news 24, and they were playing Maximo Park
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hello dave
you need to get out more
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Why would I want to do that?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# News 24
I suppose it's marginally better than Sky
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Brown: Trendy and Modern, apparently
I'll see you all when Cameron is elected. I will awake brief reappearance then before going to hide in an even deeper hole.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# So you'll be back in a few weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Whatever happened to...
that twat in the tartan suit? From New Labs early days?
(Morphology, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Chris Evans?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Nah ...
the singer not the ginger
(Morphology, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Good Afternoon all!
I bring thee violence:




Clickie for Bigger

And soon I will be bringing one of Pachey's sad stories to life too.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# New Rocks n High Socks
FTW

:D pic is woosum!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# thank you Sir
and how are you on this dreadful day?
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# it's still sunny here
*feels like a fool for wearing a winter coat to work*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# damn it
it's been cloudy here since may!
I want the April weather back, nice and hot with proof that there IS a sun out there!
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I was about to say
'the one on the right looks really like B_E'

but then I suppose you'd know.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# yar tis I
stomping out filth of the earth - yay
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# The filth?
Is that a real person then?

*chucks a new rock at their head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# shhh
tis all made up really.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# *chucks the other one*
Die, pixel person.

No, not you B_E.

Oh shit.

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# you missed!
*rubs head*

*snarls*

*gets ready to attack*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I wasn't chucking it at you!
I just have shit aim!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Oh now you're flinging shit at me!
Grrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I could just give up
And get pounced by a lovely lady I hardly know.

Ah well, if I'm going to die anyway....

*stops running*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# bah that's no challenge..
*gets bored and goes back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Hmph.
*waits in puddle for more angry girls*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# oh dear!
WOO!
is this 'the life of b3tans in pictures'?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# haha I wish
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hawt
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# That's super
She deserves to be stomped on for wearing leopardskin this season.
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# haha too right!
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Braw!
I still prefer my Doc Martens though :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Used to wear nothing else.
but now I'm quite fond of flat shoes. I have a few boots but not for every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Real Goths
Wear Pointy Shoes.

Fact.

(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I never claimed to be goth
And I have a severe dislike for pointy shoes, they make your feet twice the size they actually are. Plus it's so cliché witchy you wouldn't see me dead in them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I'm going to update the icons this afternoon
so if you want the old ones - now is your last chance
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# toucher of ham
/ac

Woo hoo new Icons
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Ooh!
Good-o!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# what are the new icons
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# they go next to your screen name
to show you've donated
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# what are the current ones?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# geeky ones
spectrum. space invader etc
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Are you getting rid of them forever Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Them that has already got 'em can keep 'em
but you cannae buy them after the new ones go up


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Ah!
Thank you Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# you shall find out when I stick them up
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# does that mean you have to donate before you can see 'em?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Stick them up where?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# On the front page and in a post usually
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Up the pipes
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# cool!
let's see the new ones!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# yes this^
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Oh sure, wait till I have no cash...
:-D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# My paypal contains £0.00 as it has done the last year or so
and my bank account contains roughly over a pound. So no.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# ooh
any chance of this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# What are the parameters for icon design?
Love your ducky :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# 15x13 I think
greyscale, unless the new ones aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Damn, want to do a lemming
Won't work too well greyscale I don't think
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# lemming?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Can we keep the pirate hat?
I need it for my identity.

Edit- I've got the wrong end of the stick, haven't I? I can keep my cap'n hat, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# you keep the ones you've got forever
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# \o/
right, then I don't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# you wont lose the icons you've donated for already
right??
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I'm having a slow day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *donks Captinn Wow in speshul class*

*passes some colouring in*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# CULRIN IN
Best of all the subjects.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# right
that is why i still have my original furtive
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# NEVER!!
i'm sticking with my spaceship!!
forever!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# I'll remind you of this
when they make a pinocchio icon and you switch
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# bah!
that'll be the day!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Can I have an Irken logo?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# oooohhh
*counts spare money*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# What a cunning little mouse!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Sneaky mousey thing!
Love it :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# heheheh
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# arf!!
thasss brilliant!
i love the narrowing of his eyes..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ha ha
This is good.

*checks profile and clicks*
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *Hi-jacks thread*
anyone else having a problem with b3tards pics?

EDIT: Nice anim, too *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# That's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# love this very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ha ha!!
but he's no match for my little nipper with Nutrigrain bait
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Mewwww
Fucking brilliant. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Thumbs up from the APB crew!

(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# great game
you can tell by the fact that every cabinet was battered beyond playability
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah
GTA-inspiring goodness
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Woo Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# This crap should be hidden
in clear view on the front page. Woo!
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Brilliant : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ahahaahah
I love the eyes :)
(Dan Jaw, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# awesome! reminds me of this


congrats on FP
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fecking excellent!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Yeee!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:23, archived)
# what a cunning stunt!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)
# oooh get im
mousey mousey i see him!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one wait. wha/ wftwaffles
(Stoobert, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 8:35, archived)
# haha!
that made my morning
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# That is fantastic
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# :(
(CHOPCHOP, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# You painted that?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Well if he did it in photoshop
that would be a big woo! W00
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# you should do an exibition
cos these are all aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# he did
he was told to piss off and stop spamming it.

I think they're woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I rather like your stuff sir
When I'm a rich person I may have to buy some to hang on my walls
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Not if buys them first!
*hurries to get rich first*
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Shit
*Creates program thats going to make him rich, honestly thats why I spend so much time at my computer, its nothing to do with looking at b3ta and shopping things, I'm working I swear*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# That's just
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# neato!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Thanks for replying to my comment on your last painting
i've never been so honoured to be called an absolute fucking cunt.

I shall grade this as an A++
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# haha
see i do reply!
(CHOPCHOP, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# YAY!
Love your work, keep it up (fnarr fnarr)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# much too good
i think it must have been intelligently designed by jesus
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# haha
Do you get unintelligent design?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Microsoft
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# But how can they be unintelligent
They make like €Twelvty billion a year
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# not from the baby jesus™
he is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# mildly disturbing
but veh lully
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# i do like your stuffbut wish you'd join in a bit more.

you've a great style.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Mr Soft was at a loss as to why they hadn't renewed his softmint contract
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# haha
He really let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Every artist needs a sideline...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *brain assplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *juggles*
*is whack*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Haha
I likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# on the ones n...
erm, ones
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# look out dench!
(Charles Hawtrey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Haha
looks like a cock on his left.
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha this made me laugh like a loon
you are a good new person!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha! Woo!
The joweliest of all jowls
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
You're great you are! *stuffs and mounts n00b*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# oh
that is splendindededd
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeh GADS!
What did you use to shop that stuff in?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# twas a pic
of an extremely obsese lady's very own leg... that just had lying around. like you do.
(Charles Hawtrey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# *bokes*
Ah now I'll never get rid of that image now, thanks you. ooh and Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
#
thankyouverymuch

*leaves*

*comes back*
(Charles Hawtrey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# There's a vid...
..of some poor bloke in China with a HUGE "benign" face tumour doing the rounds on live leak. Unless he's had some fat bints' leg grafted on to his face. :-O
(Morphology, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha - that's great
Good noob.

*pats*
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Much as I love him
This is smashing :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# prolonged exposure to the sun does this.
i've a candle that looks just like that.

top work.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha!!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Heh
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! nomorelifeanymore Tap Dances his way to freedom on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I'm not sure I want to know where you shopped that from
but she seems to like it

Woo yay - yule nivir leaves
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*clicks like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I am laughing with wet salty tears in my eyes
clickedy clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Veh gut.
It's always nice when a talented new person shows up amongst the usual torrent of jizzbuckets.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Briiiiilliantness
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Jowly!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# haha
so true!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# amazink
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# bona fide LOL
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# First one today...
...to get me to giggle in the office - woo!
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahaaaaa!
*chokes*
*clicks*

More of this type of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Very good
very funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# heheh!
snot bubbles!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# skill!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Another excellent one...
...no pressure for pic 3 then : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)
# That's Fucking Brilliant!
Cheers for that.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Flippin' nora.
Two images posted, two front pages. That's got to be a record.

Well done you, now leave - you're putting the rest of us to shame :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# This
By crikey
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Hi!
Cockalorum!
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha!!!
that is bloody fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# ...
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Haha it's funny because I didn't even know American schoolbuses had lights on them
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Was going to put gary in the window
but i got lazy
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I didnt know either, but everything I know about American culture is from films
So all yellow schoolbuses have Clint Eastwood on the top and a fatigued "principle" on board who has spent the day trying to prove the most popular boy in school was faking his illness.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Is that Pachey envy:P
hehehehe

EDIT: Jesus I reckon that Lizzy and Brown are sitting in Buck Pally watching the news going
'No, no. Wait another 15 minutes, they'll run out of thing to say!'

EDIT EDIT: Thank fuck! Finally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# gordon and prince charles
are having a threesome with camilla
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# So camilla just eating subway in the corner then?
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *giggles*
I love this sort of coverage.
'Well, we're going straight to the scene now, what can you tell us Bob?'
'Nothing more than I told you every twenty minutes for the last three hours George'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# my cat's breath smells of catfood
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I bent my Wookiee!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# when I grow up
I'm going to BOVINE University
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# me fail english? that's unpossible!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# supernintendo chalmers
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# lollage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *drums fingers*
i'm waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# For what?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# you know very well!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Some yiff material?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Acers! Hey JJ! look a coupla posts down! BUTTON DEATH! \\o/

Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# HAH HAH :D
WOO!
That's a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# *reminds about original*
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Woo.Nice One.
Always love your creepy creatures.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# haha!!
but where's the SA stuff!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/board/7343587
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# haha!
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# woo yay
I'm licking these
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Whelk!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# TILING!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# that gives me a headache for some reason
too confusing for my little brain
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Woo and Yay!
Im glad you didn't kill these guys off.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# So long, farewell
farewell

Auf wiedersehen goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# hello! hello! we're sad you have to go!
Goodbye! goodbye! it's a shame you have to die!

/Ultimate Teacher
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha!!
now if he really was like that he would've been an excellent PM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I was jus standin' here
Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet

why won't Tom Cruise come outta' the closet

so i pull out my gun

someone tell me why Tom Cruise wont come out the closet or im gunna shoot someone
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# he won't come because the germans hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Just shoot the damn closet
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Someone is knockin at the door, somebody is ringin a bell
Somebody is locked n da closet, somebody is goin to hell

Do me a favour,
open the door and let 'em have it
Ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Claiming squatter's rights
Heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# OMG TONY BLAIR HAS RESIGNED!!!
It's on the news!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Knock knock
Who's there?

Tony Blair

Tony Blair who?

That's politics for you.

/old joke blog
/own life
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha! That's excellent!
I don't know you but judging from that post you're going to be sadly missed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking brilliant!!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# pffft!
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Pixel tiem!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Meh!
s'ok i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# not really
it's WOO-tastic to the MAX!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
thats even better in colour
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# ha ha!!
that's brawsum
had never seen the original before now
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# JJ has promised it to me
as long as I remind him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Heh heh
I have a shirt that does that. :)
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# ohhh
we'll need evidence!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I love it
it's my 'getting what I want' shirt

and works in both a professional and social environment. :)
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# there's your next milestone post picture then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# But I don't want anything from you
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *shuffles away*
*glum*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Never mind, I'm sure you'll find something
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# and 8300 is a biggie!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *bookmarks post*
That post right there! Thass sexayer than intarwheb pr0n that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# does it work when I say it?
'I have a shirt that does that. :)'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *hides post*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# .
one which fires buttons or produces random *bloody* holes?
(I helped save b3ta! Raudulfr, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Woo and yay and hoopla
and I sincerely mean that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Death by sexyness
what a way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Toaster BSOD
(smitheagle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Dead toast! Nooo!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# goats!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# This confuses me
but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# This is three toast! I want four toast!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# well what do you expect to happen
when you stick a cup of coffee inside a toaster
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Pay attention Vlad!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# look at the cajones on that
said Vlad

also - Woo and Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha!!
great expression on vlads face!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Acers!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# haha
Needs one more stooge :)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# ha ha that face makes it
after'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# 'ning laird!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# How the Devil old boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# quite good acutally!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *inclines head*
David.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Hello Lovely Samantha
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# is that his original expression?
nice eye-work
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# this is the best thing i've seen for 352865 hours!
fantastico!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Arf!
You are the Gif master!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha, that's chuffing ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)
#
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# where can i get me some of those there novelty condoms!?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# not in Scotland
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# novelty condom shop
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Wine-drinking tyres should be Drinks for Hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I thought this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Did you get your CV sorted?
I updated mine the other day. I removed the pretentious "Profile" at the start which made me sound like a right arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I kept the profile bit in
because it basically just states who I am.
It's all done now, and I've sent it to three jobs - still waiting to hear back atm.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Did you take my advice?
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I did, and thanks :)
I can send you the completed one if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# No, if *you* like
:)
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Good luck
What was Pacheys advice? It wasn't to say "Because I know where you live" when they ask why they should employ you was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# You fucking do it then



/jealous that you had a better idea
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Also
'lego legs with rooftile torso'
should have been
'The Neville with hat'
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I've tried looking for these signs layouts but I never had much luck.
Not for this reason though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Love the dyslexic s&m!
Made me lol it did!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# haha
TJ: is it me or has this site gone a bit too strange with it's choice of music?
http://www.bringmadeleinehome.com/
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# LOOK INTO MY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I've now lost even more respect for those fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I don't know who's choice it was
but that to me is just cheesy and takes away any seriousness.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Very true.
Plus it's just a shit tune anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# it was reported that they're planning to re-release it to raise money
for all the middle-class kids with affluent parents who go missing on holiday in Portugal
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# you can hardly blame them for trying though
if that was me i'd be making even more of a noise than they are.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Me too
I've got nothing against them at all but i think that was a poor choice.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# i dunno
if my kid went missing, i'd do everything in my power to find him, but i think i'd direct my efforts in ways that might actually be of some use, rather than royally pissing off the whole population of people who were no where near portugal the time, and frankly haven't got a fucking clue where your daughter is, maybe you should have organised a babysitter, or not swanned off to a fucking restaurant in the first fucking place you cunts, i pity the kids you've still got, to be honest


ah, i appear to have gone off one one. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# And breathe!
Agree with you 100% by the way
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# i can understand this i think
i don't have kids and have avoided most of the news articles about the whole affair, so i'm not overly pissed off with them, as for the babysitter thing, it's your own silly fault doesn't quite wash. like i said i think i'd be going frantic and making huge amounts of noise and so what if i piss off half the world.

or should i just accept the kids been killed and get on with the housework.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I went
to the cinema the other day, they had an advert about Madeline before the film.. WTF?? Why are they so keen to alert British people, it happened in Portugal!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Speaking of restaurants..
"Most of the campaigning will be done behind closed doors from now on and it is essential that Amelie and Sean are allowed to grow up without continually being photographed. "
Is it just me or does this kind of imply that they expect this campaign to go on for a few years then, given the last bit of that quote?
/rant
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# yeah
whens the fucking chat show coming?!?
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# The pair of cunts
are seriously considering releasing a cover of that song. 'twas on BBC news (can't find link).
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# can I have a sossidge sandwidge?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Sandwidge or Sandwich?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I BLEEV U HAVE MAI STAPLR
MAI STAPLR, I BLEEV U HAVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *hides stapler in jelly*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *Lumbergh nicks stapler out of jelly*
Poor old Milton.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# cloudy jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha!
pissed hamsters.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# :D Sossidge!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Wine-drinking Tyre = My belly!
I'd like to phone in sick due to a candy floss accident
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# clearly it's a pick axe for bacons!
MMMMM! Bacon mine . . .

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I thought of doing bacons but I have done bacons twice before already
fucking hell, everyone's a critic today.

*goes back to bed*
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ...this isn't the site you're looking for
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# christ
*sharpens killing hammers with frickin lasers on them*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Right I'm all juiced up now.
*spluffs*
Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# why am I looking at you dog?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# if you're aying the same thing
the spam protection is probably rejecting them

add spaces or tags
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# spam protection?
since when has there been spam protection?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# dunno
but it gets rid of duplicate posts
so it's potentially a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Ha ha...Tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Long torso.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Strangely enough
that actually looks normal.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7343973
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I am out UR Prizzins


Disregarding UR Highway Codez.

Good arvo everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I would have expected the pussy bit
to be much bigger!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Cat= nice
That = not
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# ^this = true
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You= alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# me = wondering what to do tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# what's going on with your job?
are they being nice to you yet?
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Not sure yet.
I have my meeting tomorrow after it was cancelled three times in succession.
I'm actually tempted to walk in, say "fuck you, I quit", and walk out again.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# you= kill em all
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# this = that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *loads blunderbuss*
BOOM!!
mwahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# the child of the bride of wieldenstien
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# that is fine work there
i see all the pussy comments have been made, so i won't
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# oh god
i think i've messed myself
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# it worries me
that I find her sexier like this
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# me too
scary innit

[edit] plus you dropped this: "even"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# And me.
Nice shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# CUNT MOUTH!
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I bin having ideas
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# This happens on the Number 8 bus every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# do you ask the people politely to turn their music down?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# No but I have petitioned the government to have them all killed.
There was one the other day using the speaker on his phone.
When he got up to leave an old geezer shouted 'If I was your age I'd be able to afford headphones!'
which made little sense but earned him a round of applause.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# i have yet to encounter this situation, as i have a car
but i'd probably not use parting shots, but simply approach them directly and ask them to either use headphones or turn it off.

Unless they were significantly biggerthan me, or looked a bit handy, like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Wouldn't that make oral sex very hard?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# yes
but much more entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# uh-oh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# We're in trouble
Something's come along and it's burst our bubble (yeah yeah)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *kills*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Don't deny it turns you on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# QUICK MARCH N TEH DOUBLE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# is this some sort of doctor who reference?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# no
RTD rejected my script
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# when I didn't have a microphone
I used to plug my headphones into the mic jack
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# when i didn't have headphones
i sometimes used to plug my microphone into the headphone socket
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You rebel, you.
Does it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# when I didn't have a girlfriend
I used to do something similar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# They look a bit like the robots in "Sleeper"
(The Woody Allen film, not the 90's Britpop band)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Otherwise known as...
Cybermen :)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# This week in Nuts - racist hotties!
Quick and dirrrty - not the best font matching.

(Clive Bavels, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I've heard of that magazine
Don't we nick their stuff?

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *smirks*
'Ning you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# ning matey
Look at the great work johnx1 is doing these days!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# that's nice of him
i may join up to congratulate him on his original work
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I know
Well he needs a hobby between the incessant masturbation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I just noticed the Dr. When
emo light bulb on the tuesdays pics page. I like the way the bottom has been cropt.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# you're just pushing it out!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Can I be the first of many to say 'Rascist'?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# you rascal!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# ...
rascal racsal
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Certainly, go ahead
How's the name hunt going? I have more...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Bring them to the table...
*sets up table*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Well, Sue, obviously
Barnaby
Ignatius
Cuthbert
Percy
Ernest
Edgar
Phineas
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Minestrone
Lloyd
Ullessys(sp?)
Manticore
Barrington
Yancy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Logan
like wolverine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Logan ftw!
Ernest is on the short list!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# i once made that mistake, jade goody big brother period,
but it would seem it's an accepted spelling of the word.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# really?
dictionary.reference.com/browse/rascist
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# i didn't say it was right
just accepted, in the end i accepted that i'd spelt it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# *pats*
there there dear!

/patronising pedant blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# munter
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# i think she's really pretty
just thick as shit

/not my cuppa tea
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Meh
Just genetics though, isn't it?

Isn't it?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# as are so many things with people
wot are the product of genetic materials
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Do you need your women to be smart as well as pretty then?
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# yep
otherwise i get frustrated and bored
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# the funniest is 'Jenny' from big brother a yr or 2 ago
how i laughed seeing her on 'Tesco Broadband Helpdesk' still thinking she was all that :)

We even went on her fan site and offered her mousemat and things for cash :)


edit: woo
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# which one was Jenny?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# 'rascist'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# see ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Yeah, a "rascally racist"
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Dammit.
I said it was quick. No time for spellchecking, Dr Jones.
(Clive Bavels, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I do not know any of the names or faces of the plebs in the BB house
do I win a prize for being the most out of touch person in Britain?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I too have managed to not watch one second of it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# ^this!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Good man there
what-what.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# what's big brother?
i win.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Damn
you win the nice cup of tea and a sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# big brother?
what's that?

is it a kind of hat?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# which bit is shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# 2 lifesize posters for you to wank over.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# At least they know their market...
*rushes to shops*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)

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