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[challenge entry] Jedi were bigger than you think...


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(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# :)
nicely!~
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Lyndsay Lohan
Fully Loaded- yet again
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# And she
can blame the car
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# yay!
She's happy, anyway, bless her :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Woo!

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
and woo up there too
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# he's not happy
he wanted it in Genocide Green
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# So last night Emma comes over, right?


We do all the usual stuff. Talk about boys, dye our hair, have a pillow fight.
Then she says "watch this!" and yanks her knickers down to her ankles..
Well, I can tell you. I was more than just a little surprised. So what's a boy to do?

I took a photo of course.

Tonight Daniel's coming over and we're playing tiddlywinks and ordering Pizza. Should be fun...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# ^ this, hard
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# that's so wrong :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# It was obviously a very sunny night.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# good spot!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Iceland, innit...*

* may be lies
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Ah
I'll be back later. I'm just WIPING MY HARD DRIVE.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Does this qualify as "making illegal images"
I do wonder about that term in relation to recent court cases, is it Photomanipulation, or actually taking illegal photos?

If its the first one, I think a large chunk of Beta users have probably "done a Langham"
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
'done a langham'

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# ^
hahaha
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# they can only sue you for what you've earnt from it though, right??
i dunno
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# no I mean in kiddy fiddler cases
they use the phrase "making illegal images"

Is that photoshopping or making images by abusing people and taking photos?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# ahhhh
sorry, i see what you mean now
at first i didn't get the Langham reference


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I pondered that too a while back
do all the other kiddy fiddlers say...

WOO!

TOP SHOP!

READ THE FUCKING FAQ NOOB!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahahah
conclusive proof your honour!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# you could always try the
"I was just doing research for an episode of Happy Toast your honour."
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# it reminds me of the brass eye episode witht he bit about indecent images in
*searches youtube*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I think it covers
just having them on your hard drive.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I've thought about this too.
If nothing else, some of the early things I shopped were scary babies and stuff like that. It's all fun and games, as they say, until someone looks at them in another context.
"Here we see 10 images of babies with snake's eyes and lizard tongues created by the defendant..."
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# it's scary innit
You are innocent until someone decides otherwise
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# THERE'S NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE!!!!!!!
Have you ever been to a nightclub?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# is it illegal to actually draw pictures of kiddies being fiddled with?
if of course you can prove you didn't use a life model??

considers new hobby....
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# I thought you said Kitties then, and pictured JJ being hauled away
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# quick!!
to the secret file cabinet!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Yes
kiddie fiddling is thought-crime and you should be strung up even if you've never touched or even looked at a kid.

I know this because I read it on Have Your Say.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# exactly
All Manga artists are suddenly arrested in one well coordinated attack.

JJ also shits himself and starts burning pictures
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# you sick fucker!
*reports to teh authorities*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# so that's
why 4dam disappeared...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# don't need a new thread for this now



(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# hahahahaha funnier than shit
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# pfffff...
...ffffffffffff...
...ffft.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# what bloke's face have you shopped onto that girl?
i don't recognise him
*confused*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# s'Legolas innit?


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# *Library Lollage*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Emma Watson
now get to the fucking post office.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# still hasn't arrived :(
has it been despatched?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# is it your copy of 'Anal Virgins 4: GAPEMANIA'?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# underage ocelots vol. 4
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# better than vol. 3 i hear
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I feel the series lost its way after
Anal Virgins 2: Shattered Sphincters
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I'll check right now
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# She does look a bit Manly.
I don't see what all the fuss is about, she's a hairy child with a huge chin.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# classy bird.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Is that the other one off Ant n' Dec?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# she doesn't look right as a blonde
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# cLICK fOR bIG!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# that's incredibly well done
but very scandalous
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# haha *pants begone*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# dry cleaning eh?
it's a fucking chore I tell you
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# We here at ZOO have seen your work emma_small.jpg
and think it is just the sort of thing our readers would want to drool vacantly over...
(also, your story)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hhahahaha
GIVE ME THE FUCKING FIVE POUNDS OR YE CAN GET T'FUCK!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# NSFW!!!1
;)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha, there you are.. always lurking.. ready to pounce...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# oh thats me
I'm always lurking ready for a good TJ or NSFW!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# that's very nicely shopped sir, if a little wrong
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# yesterday on here I saw a missing child giving head to two men in a taxi

I'm pretty sure I'm on the safe side of wrong

and thanks for the nicely. :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# indeed you are sir, in that case I take it back with an obligatory *Phwoar*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# what odd socks are made for.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# hmmm
at 17 you would wouldn't you ?????????
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Cat sitting
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# REV!
Harrow! Have this C of E Woo!

and HUZZAH! our church has FINALLY got a toilet after 30 years of trying!


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Congratulations!
No more puddles on the pews now...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# 30 years?!
Goodness me.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# heheh ace!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# master
piece! woooooooooooo
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# heeee
I like the little run he does at the end
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Seaside dreaming
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL
GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL GULL
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# caaaw

woo (:
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Mine.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Wot's yours?
?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Kung fu crab.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Mine! Mine! Mine! etc.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Ooo... nice and chilled out.
Have an RP what I taked (please, nazis, if this "isn't done", I apologise - just thought I'd go with the vibe):

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Did anyone else see the news in Scotland the other week?
The top story for over a week in Scotland (when the flooding started in England) was that a seagull had been stealing crisps from a corner shop.

They interviewed the shop assistant and confronted the seagull -- in the end declaring it gullty as charged...

oh dear.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# I have very much been away
But I consulted my wall planner and decided it was time to pop back here briefly.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *needs more mortar*
/woo, great stuff!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# When did you get a stutter?


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Pfft...
Hahahaha
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Ever since I told you to go take a flying f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f... oh bother it
;)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# bur-bur-b-bur-bother it?


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Go and stack the tinned p-p-p-p-p.. carrots!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# is your sig off the irish kid wanting her school demolished?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha, yes!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# IVES!
Grab yer net!

Woo! unt ARF!


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Spang!
Is this from the Gordon Ramsey school of recipes?

Bread. Put in toaster. Wait. Toaster pops. Knife from drawer. Butter. Toast...DONE!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
#
Fucking Bread. Put in fucking toaster. Fucking Wait. Toaster pops the fuck up. Knife from fucking drawer. Fucking Butter. Toast...FUCKING DONE!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Fucking better!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha.
this is the kind of ace
i like to see
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Creationism has an explanation for everything :D



Cheers to Pasanonic!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hehehe love it!
might need a few more seconds on the last frame, to get the full effect
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# heh
I had to take out frames to get the size down. :(
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I don't think leaving the same frame for longer affects the filesize.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# really?
Oh well, something to remember for next time.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Here you go.
have some anti-nazi rocket science.

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Very kind of you
Thank you.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# and a few more minutes spent in optimisation
:P
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Before someone explained to me what that meant
(which you think I'd know, considering the DTP qualification) I thought it meant making an image's content happier.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# hahah
Happy Happy Joy Joy
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# *bounces*
Ahhh, my thumb hurts. Ouchie *sucks it*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Woo.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# this!
what the hell...what on earth... er.. whatEVER goes on up there?

sit around contemplating the majesty of the lord for all eternity? no thanks!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Heaven is supposed to be perfect
so I reckon it's made of Lego.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# cor!
I fancy a pack of rolos now - those king size ones

yummmmmmm
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# mountain size?
BRAW!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# it's always cool when you get a solid chocolate rolo
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *feels deprived*
I never had one :(

Although I did once get a big satsuma-sized lump of Salt & Vinegar flavouring in my crisps.

Ooh that was an afternoon, licking that I tell thee. Talk about fizzing epiglottis.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# How very dare you eat chocolate
with all that poor cow's stomach in it.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I are been making stuff.
Fabric Tortoise Fabric Bird
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Cor!!!!
They're great :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Cor!
aceness! Do they take you long to do?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# only about an hour i think
i've not really payed attention to how long!
I was making a horse for ages but i dont have any cotton wadding yet
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# lovely stuff!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# out of what other stuff?
buttons and towels?

edit: also, obviously, they are very nice, I just didn't say.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# are they made from flannels?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# an old towel and buttons yarrr
it works well for the horse, but seems a little less appropriate for a bird and a tortoise
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# The bird looks perfect - like a baby bird with spiky new feathers
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I'm sending that to my friend as a present
we're both designing and making patchwork quilts for each other.
/so cool that it hurts
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I'd like a quilt just made of stitched-together Flannemals
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *steals*
*washes bits*
*returns*

Nice Flannelanimals :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Flannemals?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I like this
*steals*
*copyrights*
*profits*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# too similar to Ricky Gervais's
stick with Dixons
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Ace!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# A rare skill
nicely executed.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# if i can be the xth person to say
"cor!"
well, they are rather ace there
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# xth + 1
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# awww!
tres cute
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Aww lubly
reminds me of the crow from the sock monkey comics
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Found him
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I endorse this :D

lully work :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Bloody Hull
You made those??? wow they look "reet proper like"
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Aw
Nice
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
You can't leave it alone ;)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Am I the only one who finds Christopher Lee dressed as a woman
In a complex Pagan ritual of human sacrifice mildly erotic?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# there's more than a hint of 'Cher' about that look
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Christopher Lee was well known for his habit of donning the fishnets and singing to sailors.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Yeah I know it's great, isn't it?
But for the ultimate it's got to be Liz Taylor or Richard Madely.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i haven't seen this movie yet.....
:D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# hahahahaha, I won't spoil it for you then :P
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# hahahahaha that's awesome!~
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Arf!


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] "Hi, is that the Bishop of Manchester?"

"This is Sony. We've got this idea..."


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
'How about we get a bunch of killer aliens, release them into your church and then blow the fuck out of them with BIG GUNS'
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# pfft!
whats the world coming too? half an hour between new thread posts! Have we some how slipped into teh gay shift?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# you're not wrong..
has teh internet been flooded?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I blame the flooding
*suspends tax collection for those affected*

*raises taxes for those not affected*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# QUICK, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! SOMEONE POST SOMETHING!!!
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA IS STIRRING FROM HIS COFFIN!!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
a funny mental image of life behind the B3ta screen
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# sorry, had to
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I just love how the congregation is absolutely nonplussed about the whole thing
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# much like the real world
:D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# haha,
you've never met Manchester pensioners then.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] What with the flood levels rising...


I give you Glastonbury Torch.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# thats nice
that is
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Woah, that's ace!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# ha
haagagagaga
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# coooooooooooooooool!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# third one's best, i think
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# cool!!!
Mink!! come and look at these!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# *comes running over*
*puff pant*

what is it?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# you need to get into shape!
look!!
barnesy badges!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Stop calling me Barnesy Badges!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# you said you liked it!!!
*sobs*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Careful now son, you'll make your eyes run.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# they look ace!!
i can scare little kids on the bus now!
bwahahaha!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
#
little kids on the bus my dad

O_o
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# they work!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# i like the third one best
what about you?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# third ftw!
if only i could stick it in me profile!
=(
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Give me your password and I'll do it
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# haha!!
nice try!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# can't you do it at home?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# nope.
since we've moved all the bills have increased so we are without cable, phone and tinterwebs for the moment.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
#
*cough* pikey *cough*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# quiet LIAR!!
wheres gronkpan and his baseless accusations when you need him?!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# What?
I'm serious
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# He is trustworthy.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# what about this?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# nice!
looks like a ball!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# *tucks away*
*zips up fly*

now look at the badge!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# yes yes very nice now get 'em off again!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Aww

Lookit his little legs go
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *real lols*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# *runs like scooby doo*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# JESSIE?
is it really you?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I think so
*has a good feel to check*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# *helps*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# *watches with the red death eyes*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# *deliberately doesn't look*
*hair stands up on back of neck anyway*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *stares*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *back of neck starts to singe*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *curls round neck*
*sniffs*

yeah it's you.

*purrs*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# do minks purr?
i mean really?
*curious*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
#
i'm not really a mink
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# :-o
You're not?!

*keeps tasty tasty mink-snacks for self*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *nervous laugh*
of course i am, i'm just trying to shut balsa boy up


now get with the mink snacks! gimme gimme gimme
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Mmmf, ngff mmp huhuh!
*swallows*

Sorry, I've only got a couple... I'll try and steal get you some more for tomorrow.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Whatcha eating meester?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Nothing!
I wouldn't be eating at this time of day would I? I'd spoil my dinner!

No, not eating, nosir. Nothing to see here, not eating at all.

*tries to avoid breathing in Jessie's direction*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# *dobs in*
Miss! Miss! Kenny's EATING!


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *stares*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# *avoids eyes*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# he's eating my mink snacks Jessie
*sobs pathetically*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# What?!
HOW DARE YOU!

Why, I've never been so offended!


/guilty conscience blog
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# LIES!!
*world falls apart*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# *scratches behind ears*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# *back leg twitches involuntarily*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# you never replied to my gaz :(
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# : (
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I think it's gone faulty.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Heh! Aces!
I used to drive past the Tor every day to work ages ago. This would've made my journey lots more interesting.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# RAR
thats burnt my eye bag
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# You just burnt a hole in my monitor you irresponsible thug.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# CHRIST! It's Thursday!
A new day, a new challenge.

Woo to the lovely light.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# sorry, TJ (hooker). nicely done to the pic, though
did people reach a consensus on the zoo gaz's? i've had the standard request from the YOU'VE GOT SPAM account (asking to use this)
i had a look back at people's posts on the matter and in the newsletter but couldn't make out what the general opinion was.

(i) is it really them, or a wind-up? i'm presuming genuine
(ii) i don't mind them using my pictures as long as they credit me (they did last time, but didn't ask). i don't do this stuff to make a fortune - just for a bit of fun. it seems fair that i should get the same as a reader who sends an image in (but unless it's the reader winner, that's not an issue)
(iii) i know to be wary about the 'confirm you are the originator' bit, as, though i put it together, it uses a number of source pics i don't own the copyright to. i plan to tell them that
(iv) as the request doesn't say anything about transferring copyright to them (just asks to publish it in next week's mag), i don't how there can be any legal basis for this to be the case. i presume fears along those lines are unfounded

what do people think?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# personally, i think it's an easy decision
if you like the magazine, say yes
if you think it's a shite rag for idiots, say no
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# i think it's a shite rag for idiots
but,
i don't want to be too precious about "oh no, my copyrights". i take freely from source pictures on the web to use in the first place
i've always put stuff that's all my own work (like, say, my flickr pics) under a creative commons attribution-sharealike licence. so if, for some reason, they had wanted to use one of them, they'd have been free to, even though i don't personally like the magazine
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# that's all well and good
i appreciate all the complex legal issues

but at the end of the day, if you think they're shite, why give them something for free?

i was asked by a charity if they could use one of my images, i said yes, no probs
but if zoo or nuts asked, they could go fuck themselves
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
#
...with a 16 year old's cock
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# pfft.
to address mictoboy & mofaha's comments above and below, though:
i suppose the comparison i have is to free software. whereas my silly pictures aren't comparable in terms of usefulness to, say an operating system or a web server, the producers of these things have released them under licences which allow anyone, even organisations they are completely opposed to, to use them, without the need to ask permission. i admire the spirit of that kind of thing.
(and that's why the work i can legitimately release under creative commons doesn't have the 'non-commercial use' restriction)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# no, fair do's
really,
i don't have an issue either way, if you think that letting them publish your pic is ok, do it. at least they've started asking (sort of)

all i know is, i wouldn't
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# That's fair enough.
I have some strong opinions about this but I'm happy to accept that they're just that - opinions.
Obviously this is a personal choice issue, and I definitely respect your right to make that choice.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# The difference is
you are not seeking material gain, and they are. Even if you argue that the 'you've got spam' images do not themselves make the publication money, they are essential filler which adds value and it would be easy to argue that they form an inducement to purchase. Thus, they have a monitary value. Why the fuck should these worthless imbeciles gain from your efforts?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
#
(i) I don't know
(ii) I'm not sure
(iii) No idea
(iv) Couldn't really say

Hope this helps.


I'm sorry, I know I'm a cock. I make myself laugh sometimes though...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# look down \/
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# You make others laugh too
Quite frequently infact
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Hooray!
*does happy dance*

*invites out to dinner tonight*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# *overhears*
*stops adjusting tie*
*looks across at huge bouquet*
*bursts into tears*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# ahem...
*bats red eyes*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Aw, I'm sorry Dixon.
I'll take you out another night, m'kay?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I thought our date was tomorrow night baby?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Right, so I'll take him out on Saturday while you're at work.
Winnar!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# *glowers*
NOOOOOOOOO!


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# doesn't help
but does make me laugh...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Will it be the winning entry and get you a prize
or just a filler where it gets printed and you get nowt?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Even a consenting creator of the 'winning entry'
get nothing... take a look at the pages, they all claim to be sent in by some third party, and the 'consent' email makes it clear you'll get nothing in any event.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I got a portable DVD player
and, er, I forget what the other thing was
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# But didn't you actively threaten them?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# no, just asked them nicely
I find anger and violence rarely gets you what you want
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# My point is
they did not offer, and had you let it go you would have received nothing. I think that's sharp practice.
Seriously, this whole thing would be a non-issue for me were it not for the fact that the publications themselves are so fucking horrible and their methods are so demonstrably underhand and dishonest.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# true
If they had asked before printing I would have said no - unless the prize was worth it ;)

They really are a shocking excuse for a publication, and I think Riverghost deserves a medal for having the nerve to buy them each week.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Yeah, though to be honest
I think he uses this as an excuse ;)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# ^This
I felt kind of dirty just for flicking through one when I was first told about the 'all pics stolen from b3ta' disclaimer and wanted to see it for myself.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I got one for emailing them when they used one of my pics as 'Reader Winner'.
Didn't need to threaten them but I assume that is only because others had already done the good work putting them on the run.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Personally
I've gotten to the point where I think anyone who consents to this is actively encouraging the continuing theft of our images.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# ^ This
Tell 'em to fuck off. They're only throwing a strop because TGA, Manic, BBD'or etc. won't let them use their stuff.

Do you really want to be second choice for a shitrag like Zoo?

WELL? DO YOU?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# SCAAAABS!!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# SPLITTERS!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *downloads lots of copywrited source pics from google*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Fair use dude, fair use.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# not in the uk
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I don't know about that
but I've very sure about the laws that govern my usage of materials, and they fall within fair use.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# fair use is a US trade law
and copyrights have limitations and exemptions under that. There is no real legal thing called 'fair use' However placing images on the internet without establishing intellectual property rights could be deemed as releasing them into the public domain.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Semantics.
There is a well-established and workable definition of fair use in most media in the US. Granted it is open to interpretation, but my personal use of images falls easily within the accepted definition.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# do you only use images you have permission to use in the creation of your work?
because i don't. and i'd feel a bit reluctant to stop other people using those images i've created from them.
in fact, i'd like to credit my source images when i post, only i know that probably opens me up to more trouble than it's worth
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# The difference here
is we don't make money from those images so we're either just about legal or at least not worth the effort of suing.

Zoo makes money from selling the magazine. They wouldn't be allowed to just steal people's articles off the net to print, nor would they get away with raiding the flickr pages of freelance photographers to reprint, for example.

Add to that the fact that you don't have permission to use the source images you use and you might be on shaky ground then allowing someone else to use the pics for gain.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Also
you say you'd be reluctant to stop someone doing something with a picture you'd made from other people's pictures.

Fair enough but you can't stop them. Actively telling them they can use them might sort of absolve them from any legal difficulty.

Don't actively do either one then all you have to worry about is whether you're okay making the pictures you make.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# that last bit is more the side i was worried about
i don't want to expose myself to legal risk just by letting them print it. i was hoping that a fairly informal "well, i don't object to you printing it if you like, but bear in mind that it was made with the use of other people's work that i don't own the copyright to"
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# They'll read that as 'Yes'
Especially if they also want you to actively email it to them.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# no, they don't want me to email them - just email telling them it's ok to use it
and i presume (thinking about Barbarossa's comment), that just mailing the address with the subject couldn't considered consent to additional terms not mentioned in the gaz, as there can be no presumption that i would have seen & agreed to such terms (indeed, i haven't seen any)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# like I said, if you want the kudos then do it
but ensure you explain that it's created under a CC license ( and put it in your profile, linking to said license and tell them it's a one use deal for this issue.

I'd rather hope that you'd hold out though.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# no. i don't really like zoo, so it's not about kudos (& they've used ones before, anyway)
it's more about what i'd see as the right thing to do, and not wanting to be hypocritical, given my own attitude to sources
sadly, i'd like to put my work under a cc licence, but there's only about 3 of them that don't use anyone else's work, so i don't feel in a position to do so. better to leave the legal situation murky rather than be accused of licensing out other people's pictures
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# If your work
is considered parody of the original then it can be deemed as 'transformative' and no-one can claim breach of copyright. I read it and there is legal precedence.
Mattel vs Tom Forsyth regarding food chain barbie. (cf. the 2003 9th Circuit case Mattel Inc. v. Walking Mountain Productions). ( apprently)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Is the Kudos of your name in a
tits and ass mag really worth it when most of b3ta are holding out? If they can't get the source material this way they will have to continue to have a shitty page like the recent non b3ta ones or they will have to admit that they have a wealth of talent on tap here that they could encourage with compensation.

Oh and you can be sure that they are reading all this. Wednesday/Thursday is their trawl b3ta time. They have to get things to the printer by morning I would expect. It hits the shelves Sunday night.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I think ignore them
like most of us are doing. Perhaps they will adopt a different stance soon. Like fucking paying for their material.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# excellent!
]

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Mandy vs Scarlet.

Mandy uses CONFUSION
Mandy wins.
Quite proud of this: I didn't copy that pic of Mandy, I emulated Dean Yeagle's style. I'm usually crap at that :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Marvellous
norks again!

*grins*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# wow!!
i love how the eyes shine.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *adds to pile*

*pile teeters and collapses*

Arrrgghh!

/buried


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *digs frantically* *drops to knees*
We've lost him.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# split the pictures 50/50?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# it's what he would have wanted
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# either that ... or to be crushed by a massive pun somehow
or have a horse fall unexpectedly on him...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *put's Dave's body into an open casket*
*drops unexpected horse on to it unexpectedly*

Amen...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# *lone topless woman plays theme from M*A*S*H on Banjo*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *ragtime band starts up*
*horse pulls carriage with squashed coffin in it*
*unexpected horse falls on horse*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# *unexpected Dave falls on unexpected horse*
*thousands of Daves fall in a large pile on top of unexpected Dave*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *the entire cast of The Lion King the Musical saunter on*
*they start re-enacting the battle of Stirling Bridge*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# freebs says hahahahahaha
you are killing him
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# this is going to get very dull very quickly
if I have to plan his funeral as well!

Thanks though -- and freebs too
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# *all the Daves get up under the command of unexpectely still alive unexpected Dave, giving out instructions from atop his unexpected horse*
*the ranks of the dancers and actors from The Lion King the Musical take formation... Simba moves out into the middle of the battlefield to meet Dave so they can flip a coin and choose sides*
*Dave unexpectedly wins the toss and chooses to play as Scotland... an unexpected move!*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# *resists posting the joke about them all being stuck together....*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# *sends St Bernard with tiny shredder on collar*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha!!
lollage!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# GAH!
*calls tiny teenage mutant ninja turtles*


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# That tortoise a lesson . . .
C];0)


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Scarlet's still WAAAAAAAAAAAY cuter though...



/probably shouldn't have admitted that blog
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# dad?
i hope...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Yes son, it's me.
I'm better now.

Do you want me to paint your eyes back on? What colour do you want?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# blood red.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Okay, consider it done.
*opens vein*

*mixes paint*

Paints.

Right, now don't blink until they're dry. It'll be about 3 hours...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# cool!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Aargh, fuck!
*hides under duvet*

What have I done? I've created a monster!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# *glees*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# YIFFER!

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# any excuse for another SkUGosaurus repost!


Click for *yiffyiffyiif* (47KB)
Woo!
edit : That woo needs to be Yay'd too
WOOYAY! that's better :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
excellent
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# oh goawn then
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# :D nice textures!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# is this your version of SkUGosarus?
if so you can join the hall of fame / tribute / fan art / draw your own SkUGosarus in my profile :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# oh!
it wasn't intentionally

but it is now!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
PHWWOOOOOAR! *slaps back of neck!*


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# oh and another one :p
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Is there no Professor Skuggy Martus?
=(
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# not yet, you could always make one?
i'm bit busy atm, plus i can't find my g/tablet, my rooms upside down and burried 3 feet deep in junk
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I'll see what I can do =)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# fwaps furiously
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha. skugosauruses with tits
funniest post this week
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# and wheetabix eyebrows :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
classic
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# pfffffffffft!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# woo that's excellent - but then you knew that already
Mandy reminds me of Joy from My Name Is earl
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
#
^ This!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Scarlet's norks seen to change size quite frequently, no?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# cant all squirrels do that?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# The speed at which I sketch seems to be responsible.
When I draw characters quickly, they often become more......*ahem*....voluptuous.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# draw faster....
DRAW FASTER!!!!!!



*cough*
*refluffs*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Heh heh
It's the subconcious kicking in.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# scarlets ass cheeks just creeping in shot there
noice
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# YAY \o/
i love mandy. but where's her little dog?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *burp*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# o_O
*gasp*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# also
that's an excellent rendition of mandy
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# *clicks*
I like them emulated boobies.
As do I find the subtle Scarlet fanny a r s e
very woo.!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# She has her back to us.
You cannot see her fanny.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Maybe he's using the vile American interpretation of the word?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# *bows* excuse me on this one.
Tv is no good for me.
Shall watch my Eddie Izzard-dvds even more often.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# can't fanny be used as a nice way to say
a r s e .?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# On Blighty it refers to the other side......
:)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Note to self : The word fanny is not to be used on trip to London.
Hurray for British.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# in any case
it's spelt a r s e
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# GOOD LORD!
*drops monocle*

Ace stuff JJ, how about a version mandy getting her bikini bottoms pulled down by her dog, but with chloe or some other character.

WOO!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# fake bands, fake songs.....

and little bits of plastic that get stuck in your groove!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Custard spongebath..
mmmmmmmmmmm
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# mmm
custard...
*is a custard fiend*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# me too
My housemate made cherry pie yesterday, I'm going to buy a vat of custard and drown the pie...and myself in it.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# *gets a semi on at the thought....*
all that custard!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/7445196
:D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# BURN THE WITCH!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# bored, so i thought i'd design some badges...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# that are ace
one japanese, one mexican?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# indeedy. raping cultures for my badge making fun
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# well they are grand
and if i wore badges, i'd want one of each
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# i've got two badges that read:
#1: service depends on my mood and your attitude.
#2: i hate the fact that you people don't salute me.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Haha.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# do you have to be mad to work there?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I've heard it helps.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Best poster in the background of a cartoon ever:
In the back of a vicar's study in Viz: "You don't have to be a vicar to work here... BUT IT HELPS!"
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# *looks up from smearing faeces on walls*
oh yes.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# worn on the nip nips?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# LACIST!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# SUPPLIES!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# ha ha!!
YATTA!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahahah
I did a massive desk-shaking Muttley Office LOL

hahahahahaa
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I love doing those!
*memorises phrase for further use*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Oh they're awesome
loving the day of the dead one
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# ^^ this
:D they are most woo

*fondles wow*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# *is fondled*
Hello lovely!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# ohh
left one please!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# On on the right with one on the lefts eyebrows and less flowers
Woo!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# incongruous flowers are all part of the cheery death mexican experience
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# but flowers are for girls!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# not in mexico
flowers are for making into tequilla (maybe) and rolling up into giant manly cigars (probably not)**
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Tequila's made from cactus. Well, agave or something.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# ** may contain less than 100% truth
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Pfft.
fine print's not for me.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Type 'mexican day of the dead' into google.
It's a beautiful festival.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# one sees
but flowers is still for girls!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# OF DEATH!
i hear they have cake.... OF DEATH.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Samurai del morte
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# there's a (french) anime title if ever i heard one
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# that deserves a bage in return


like muchly

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# i'm sure that's lovely but i have been stricken blind by websense
so a fumbling in the dark thank you | )
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# you're not missing much
*switches lights on*

oh, it's you

*switches lights off*
*fumbles*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I like your hat
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# backatcha
indeed
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# oh, i like a kabuki one
well i like them both, but the kabuki one i like more.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *orders*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# last one, promise
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Pigvalanche!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# mmm interactive bacon
give piggy wings! it deserves to fly!
Woo!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# argh!!
pigalanche!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# bugger.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# yay - makin' bacon
I haven't played pass the pigs for years

woo yay you talented person you
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# jowler!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Oinker was what I usually got
and had to start again
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Leaning jowler
pig out!


god I loved that game :) anyone here ever played PIT! ?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# PIT?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# it involves a lot of shouting
its very fun!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I don;t think I have played that one
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# no
Ever played Cranium?


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# blimey
more bacon than you can shake an enraged muslim at.

brilliant.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# What manner
of collision detection is that?

Also: Woo!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# what are you using for physics?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# gravity, you?


very basic Reactor stuff in MAX
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# :D
your ego doesn't need any more massaging

:P
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# in which case can you do my shoulders
they're right tense with juggling work and pigs at the same time
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Imagine the biggest Woo in the universe...
...and have it!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] me new Rolls Parthenon is well bling
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# WOO YAY HOUPLA!

thats reet grand that is.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# does it bite your leg
as it crashes into you?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] quick, dirty, seamless
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I don't know what to say to this so have this instead:
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# *bids*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# ha ha!
care to explain what it was you were originally searching for.....

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# ^this^
was my first thought
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# solar powered butt bangers
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# good.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# They look a lot less fun than they should do.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# wtf?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# dirty fishermen

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# oohhh
i need those for my collection
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# O_O
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THAT!!!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# *buys*
now, if you're a good boy you can have it christmas!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *dusts off robot suit*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# YEEHAW!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha is that back up again?
This is the solar powered butt banger I was searching for
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Hi
what are we doing?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# haha!!
i could ride it to work!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# glees at the thought
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Bollocks to that
I want the 7 foot steel xenomorph that was on ebay a while back.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *checks bank account*
needs more input :(
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# genuine LOL moment
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I don't know what to say either
so I shall say 'Woo!'

and ask why you've shopped Ozzy onto Clegg

Woo! Why have you shopped Ozzy onto Clegg?

EDIT: HUH! Dunno why I bothered C];0)


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# new uses for old monuments
..
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# whooosh
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# To quote the great Bill Bailey:
Muthafeckin' bath chair!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# click for bigger
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# cool!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ta
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Thanks for putting things in perspective.
woo!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ta
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# ris?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Please?
I think it's a chuffing ace bit of work and well deserving of its click, but I have no idea why the strange perspective is there and feel alone and sad.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# what strange perspective?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# The reflections.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# that's just how it looks
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# the double reflection blows my mind
woo to the vector though
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# the reflection of the middle keys
.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *stares*
*waits for it to animate*
*stares*
*clicks for bigger*
*examines for joke*
*penny drops*

OH! lovely vector Sir :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# thank you.
having any luck with the addition of "happy"?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Nothing happening yet
But we'll see tonight when I get home
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# ooh
mystery
intrigue
erections
drama
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# No
That's a normal evening
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
what'll be different this evening?

extra intrigue?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# less ooh
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# That's lovely
that is
EDIT: I did a 3D keyboard a couple of years ago

painstaking it was!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Wow!
That's pretty damn impressive :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Roland VR-760 FTW!
best hammond sounds evar FACT!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# just got a
Roland RD700sx.It does a nice Hammond sound too, but at 25kg it's a heavy bastard for gigging.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I was in a band recently where I had to carry my 70's Fender Rhodes about
Now, THATS a heavy bastard!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# we had a rack mount
with a 1200W amp and an 800W amp in it. 110kg!!!
carting that down a fire escape after a gig - IN THE SNOW!

any advances?

;-)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# consider yourself teh winnar!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# that's proper ace that
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Bloody hell, I thought that was a photo
Thats v nicely done squire.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# *slaps*
thanks
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# S'brill, innit!?
innit!?*forms band*



(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Can I have a go with your 9 iron?
:)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Thassa bit good! WOO!
Sure it's yours? C];0)


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# no
i stole it from your site

=P
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# *hangs head*
I don't have a site

*weeps*


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Yes you do, I made one for you...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# not a chance . . .


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# :) worth a try
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# really?
i thought you did.

oh i'm thinking of the pic of you on verity's site.

in fact that pic of you is on my site too.
as a link banner to verity's
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Braw!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# see?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Woo!
IVV is triffic!


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# COR
that's ace

i thought it was a photo in the thumbnail
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# cheers matey
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Lovely :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# ta
*hugs*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Click for badger
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I got blisters on me fingers!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Most like John Lennon song that McCartney evar wrote!
Woo!


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# 'this is the song charles manson stole from the beatles...
we're stealin' it back'
let go manson you slaaaag!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# ...
stealing killing
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# most splendid
i shall click this forthwith.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *bokes!*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Ah!
you shoulda tried the Talk Talk tower it's not so extreme . . .


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW
IVESB CAN ACTUALLY GAZ, AND PROBABLY EDIT.

HE IS A LIAR AND HE TELLS LIES TO US ALL.

OSTRACISE THE LIAR.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *ostriches*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# why, is he jewish?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Maybe.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *checks*
no, it just doesn't fit.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Tight turtleneck, huh?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# This is exactly the reason why MW is circumcised.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# minnie wandela?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# EXACTLY!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# i had the seams go twice
but that's another story.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# i can send gazzesezses by going into your profiles when you're not looking and clicking 'send a message'
but i can't read any replies.

and i certainly can't edit and i hate it!!1
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# YOU LYING OSTRICH!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *sticks head in sand*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# NO MORE OF THESE LIES.
I HATE YOU NOW.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] *shoe-horns*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# nice
likes..
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# great stuff.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# more piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# It's the PIG one!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# :D
ham toucher renderer

WOO YAY HOO{:A
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hahahahahahah
cheeky sod ;)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I AGREE WITH THIS REQUEST FOR BACON.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# this + bacon /\
Woo0o bacon, yea bacon, tell you bacon what im gonna do, im gonna make lunch of you *yumnnums*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# needs more slices of bread and tomato ketchup or brown sauce
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# this pig is made entirely from candle wax and space hoppers
but you're welcome to a bit if you like
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Bread is shit.
Sandwich the bacon between two eggs, with a tomato and some orange juice.

You will feel FANTASTIC for it.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# eggs are Satan's balls
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# All the more reason to eat them.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Nice one HoggyRoast!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# bouncy peeeeeeeeeeeg
*jumps on happy bus*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# does it tile or stagger?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# if it does it's a miracle
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/7445066
/Not a miracle worker
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# wow!!
thats rite good that!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Hamtastic

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# If pigs could fly
How would they land? Like this.

Nice bacons.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Sheesh!
Just make ONE thing that's remotely rubbish! PLEEEEEASE! C];0)


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# AHA!!!
you swear!!
MUM! DAD!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# who's a clever little tofu sausage.
nicely
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# i sang a song about a pig once.
it went (to the tune of jingle bells):
christmas pig
christmas pig
christmas pig is fat
he's got two eyes,
a curly tail
and he wears a christmas hat. OH! (repeat).

your pig has no hat, but i love it all the same.
fancy woos to you.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

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