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Since the board is slow, a quick joke for our Swedish visitors

RIS?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)

I Sverige äts 13 kg hårdost per person och år, vilket är mest i världen!!!!!!

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Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)

That I can believe

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:38, archived)

That's easy for you to say

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:42, archived)

there are far too few

osthyvel-related posts, in my view.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:28, archived)

This makes no sense to me

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)

Resident Evil + cheese slice = LULZ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7662542

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:36, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)

Quattro Formaggio

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)

looks like the sausage-shaped one

has been pebble-dashed. Like a thirties semi.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:34, archived)

ORGY.

SEXY ORGY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:39, archived)

Menage A Fromage

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:29, archived)

mmm... dirty goat cheese

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:39, archived)

och vem e svensk, då?

tjena

det e jag inte

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:36, archived)

*laughs swedishly*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:31, archived)

jackie chan and bruce lee?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)

YES!

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Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)

oddness

on a stick. Woo!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)

^this

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)

Are they eyes or taps?

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)

Yes.

They are.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)

you're spouting nonsense.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:01, archived)

Photomash

Do I win a Blue Peter badge?

NSFW

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)

Tits!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

You only seem to pop up when there are tits on the board

You have "NorkAlert" on your PC AICMFP
;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)

Those are not her tits

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

They are too*

its not some fake cover-up by the BBC.

BBC Compo
----------------------------------
Name Connie's Pussy

*Could be a lie.

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)

It keeps changing

I can't wait for the final result.
I'm voting Shep.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)

I voted socks

because it gives a new, more erotic meaning to the term 'fucksocks'.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:59, archived)

~~socks~~ Shep

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:00, archived)

down

Shep!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:01, archived)

ahhahah.

From perusing the video blog earlier it seems there is another kitten called Socks.. no photo though.
edit: awwww!
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/09/25/nbbc325.xml

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)

and a little light S&M role-play for the older viewers.

www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/bluepeter/2007/05/a_roman_week_1.shtml

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:16, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)

STROKE IT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqtBix7f3iA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)

HARRRR!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:14, archived)

kittins is the best way to say "sorry".

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Shiksa, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:39, archived)

Yes.

kittins, and oral pleasure.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:02, archived)

cookie

would be a nice name, too...

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)

dont think that

would be very popular

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:20, archived)

I think

you'd be surprised...a nice, sweet name without any nasty sexual connotations. Worth a try.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:24, archived)

"When correctly viewed

everything is lewd!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:44, archived)

I think socks

is a disgustingly suggestive name, myself.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:52, archived)

BUTTSOCKS?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:56, archived)

Fuckcookies!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:10, archived)

Bumladle!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:15, archived)

I might

have to ask a grown-up to help me.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:43, archived)

hah!

it's amazing what you can do with 2 washing-up liquid bottles and some sticky-backed plastic.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

You must have interesting shaped

washing-up liquid bottles round your house!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)

yes. yes i have.

i make them myself by moulding clay around my boobs.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:10, archived)

who says washing up

can't be fun? ;)

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:15, archived)

Soapy tit wank

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:31, archived)

Y helo thar!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:32, archived)

Yummy

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:33, archived)

Concept art from my new animation :/

(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:27, archived)

Wait, it's working now

Is it a hate crime?

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:27, archived)

My bad ;_;

(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)

^First thought

Looks a bit like it

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:33, archived)

Is your first name Jimmy?

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

I wish

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)

The guy on the left had a pool cue stuck in his head

the guy on the right has just pulled it out, doing a very nice favour for his friend. I live in a happy world.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)

I wish to subscribe to your world

I'm in a very jolly mood today.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)

computer says no

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)

Hello

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:29, archived)

o hai!

back soon, just nipping out for lunch.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:29, archived)

It'll have to be a working lunch

I'm behind on my paperwork.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:30, archived)

Promising.

Very promising.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)

HUMAN PINATA!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:14, archived)

'nings all

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)

very nicely done

ace!

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Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)

PLUNGE!

Very good.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)

you want to fight?....fight me!!

*flips out*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

Ewwww!

Genuine LOL there!
poo ftw

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)

No wonder it's blocked

There's no way to flush it!

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

ouch

nasty!

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Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

Silly ninja

does not understand rules of pooh sticks.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)

Haha!

nice double plunger action.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)

The OTHER "DP" acronym.

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:17, archived)

dance party is still number one.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:17, archived)

it's funny. BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

click for proper.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

Haha!

I sense the novelty of facebook is wearing thin for someone else, too...

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enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

looks like it might be time

for a fresh option

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

*shits bats*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

Well, it's definitely true.

The Vampire application can just piss right off as far as I'm concerned.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

what about werewolves?

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boris the spider, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

that

too

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

werewolf vampire zombie ninja pirate monkeys.

catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=436

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

hahahaha

brilliant.

the werewolves thing fucks me off too. "such and such has just bitten such and such!" so? who gives a wet fuck?

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boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)

Has someone made a rainbow party ap yet?

SO-AND-SO HAS SUCKED SO-AND-SO'S COCK. IT IS PURPLE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

if they haven't

then they will very soon. and the lemon party blog.

SO-AND-SO'S GRANDDAD JUST SUCKED SO-SO-AND-SO'S GRANDAD'S COCK WHILE SO-AND-SO-AND-SO'S GRANDAD TRIED TO GET IN ON THE ACTION

(blog=ap)

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boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)

per

fect!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)

fucking THIS.

I've said no to it about fifty bazillion times.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)

that

is the greatest thing i've ever seen on b3ta bar nothing.

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boris the spider, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

hahaha!

I find it crappy too.

tons not tone in the add on the left

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

oh bugger.

me and me typos. too late now.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

It's still ace :)

and so I clicked it

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)

facebook?

What is this new devilry?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

rumour has it, the bloke that invented Betamax,

and txting, wasn't satisfied. twonk.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

I'm not signed up.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

this is all getting way too web 2.0 for me

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Shiksa, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

*pokes*

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

*pokes back*

isn't this fun?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

Is it poker night?

I'll deal

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enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)

*bokes*

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)

*chokes*

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spacehog, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)

Aren't you meant to doctor these pics?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

nah, best to screen cap

as it is.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

I think you must know facebook far too well.

Spend less time there and more time here. You know it's more rewarding.

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Ratsta, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

that's a work of passion

woo

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Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)

Hahaha

This is the reason I don't use social networking sites.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)

Pffft

Nice one!

:D

/re-lurks

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)

Hahaha

This is every thought I have about Facebook in a picture.

Have a cookie

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)

Ahahaha! Fucking great...

Eat a related pea...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)

I WANT TO CLICK THIS SO HARD

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)

^this

(Just Some Guy Is just some guy., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:40, archived)

ahhhahhah!

Glorious.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:58, archived)

hahahahaha

top banananananana!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)

I have mixed feelings about Facebook

On the one hand, it helps me keep in touch with people I would otherwise not be able to, and provides a respite from work-boredom.

On the other hand, having "[Person you don't actually like] has invited you to [something you don't care about]" appear constantly gets right on my nerves.

(Uncle Comrade, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

yep

spot on.

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spacehog, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)

Agreed.

www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=10117075246

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Zuowan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

*joins*

(Cluster, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)

This is fabulous

I want to sex it

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)

HAHAHAH WIN!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)

Brill

Now that the initial one-week love affair of Facebook has passed for me, I find this highly amusing.

(LokiMD, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)

that was

farking awesome!

(SleweD is totally new here., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)

hahah

that cheered me up

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)

lovely

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

thank you

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 4:14, archived)

John Kettlley is a Weatherman!

Ace!

Guffaws

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 8:21, archived)

how did you get a screenshot of my Facebook page?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

that is brilliant.

\o/

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

woo

fums up innit!

I likey

(clareyclareyclare bum grapes!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 18:25, archived)

Those Rounds

This is doing the rounds today.

(Cliph, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)

hey what about my facebook take?

www.theinternetnowinhandybookform.com/crackbook/

(mccandelish, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)

NAKED MAN! NOOOO!!!

He gets bigger every day...

Previously:
The True Cashew
Sandwich's b3taday cake
Queen Bee
Apocalypse
Horny Dragon
YIFF YIFF GRRR MEOW
Whoops
Honey and Lemon
Felt Cap
Awake
Ninja

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

Well he should give them back

he's getting thumb prints all over the corneas. Hurrah for murderous and hugely appendaged naked man

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

Jealous much?

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

Yes, I've always wanted to brutally murder a man in a top hat

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

You know what I meant.

And actually, the top hat fell off ;)

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

;)

some hatpins or glue will sort that out for his next brutal murder

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

But that's his fetish - loose death-hats

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

Up until then I was fine with his arousal

but that's just sick!

Sleepy time now. G'nite sir, sirs and/or madams

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

Night!

*waves cock*

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)

cold dead jap's eye of a killer

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

It's looking at him

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

so it is!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

It's going to strike..

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

He seems to be aroused by murder.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

This went through my head as I drew it

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

Who isn't

I find myself erect just contemplating murder

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

I find myself erect by thinking of the last girl I vectored ;)

But I'd never kill her.

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

He appears

to enjoy his work.

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enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7662401

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

I see.

*fixes with gimlet eye like Cracker off the telly*

would you like to talk about those feelings?

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enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

No.

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

Fair enough.

You do have the right to remain silent.

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enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!

I'LL TALK!

I took it all, all the money!

I hid it under the floorboards! PLEASE DON'T HURT MY WIFE AND KIDS!!!

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

They always crack in the end

Take him away, Penhaligan!

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enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, MRS CRUSTINGTON-PYTHEDALE!

*leaps out of window*

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

What a tragic waste

Oh well.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)

*uses bat powers*

nananananananana batsam!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)

DIBS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE RIGOR MORTIS SETTING IN

IN THE MAN'S NETHER REGIONS.

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)

I LIKE IT WHEN THEY LIE STILL LIKE THAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)

WILL YOU DO ME THE PLEASURE OF SITTING ON THE DEAD GUY'S PENIS

SO THAT IT GOES UP YOUR BUM SO I CAN RECORD IT AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE WITH THE CAPTION "JOIN B3TA. WE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF SODOMISTIC NECROPHILIACS"?

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

THIS IS HOW I SUFFER FOR MY ART

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

*LUBES UP*

RIGHT, BEND OVER

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

what a way to go!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:19, archived)

they have eyes everywhere.....

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)

This too, is most unusual.

I also like.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

what the fudge?

that's downright creepy

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

hahaha surreal!

i'm scared

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

WOAH.

That's a neato!
Woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

also I have just been perusing grumpycunt.com

let me just quietly say PHWOARRRRRR

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

oh yes.

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enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)

How odd!

Nice work, there!

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enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

Goodness me

Grisly but gripping

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

I love this

with vigour

(fleabag and save your soul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

i'm

scared

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

freaky

and cool

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Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)

eeeeeeeee!

well done.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:20, archived)

One is amused

night b3ta folk!

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McBadger COW, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

'night, badger!

nice pussy. very regal.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)

pfffft!

just noticed this one..

and it is WOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:29, archived)

one's tiara needs resizing.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:35, archived)

Islam is not all violence and hate !

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)

hahaha

baaaaaaaaaa

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)

goat love

is bad and wrong. it's badong. ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)

From now on, I shall stand for the opposite of goat love.

...gnodab..

(

ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)

BADONG DONG DONG DONG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

hehee

one last laugh before bath time!

*glees*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahaahah

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)

So THAT'S why they do it!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)

"his eyes are cold and dead, much like a trout's"

that is my new favourite insult.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)

MAKE ME PROUD BOY!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)

not without a sex change!

i is a girl, you see.

also, later folks, is bath time ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)

That's the spirit!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

hahahaha

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)

hahahahahahaha!!!

'edit' sorry, it was inevitable

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McBadger COW, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

Allah akbar again

Great...Muchos LOL

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)

Aw...

They must love each other very much.

(

enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

take it

hard!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)

bloody hell

nice work

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Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

i ~~protest~~ repost!

Edit: hahaha toap.

(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:37, archived)

it took me weeks to train him.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:36, archived)

Two gulls that look like a sloth or something...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)

Unusual, I like it.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)

this makes my internets happy

but it scares me no end!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)

why are the birds joined at the mouth and moving?

(

ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

I'm listening to a John Peel tribute show

and the current beachboy esque song is in perfect time with this.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

He does tribute shows?

(

ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)

Yeah, he's speaking through Derek Acorah

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)

"LOOK OUT! THERE'S MUMMIES EVERYWHERE!"

~ Stupid Bint on "room full of mummies".

Taken from the Egypt episode.

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ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

Nice!

Conjoined gulls - very rare.

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enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

peeled ones are rarer

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

Gosh!

How did you manage that? My peel always breaks halfway through when I try.

(

enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

they're fighting over a wee fish thrown in the air by a sad lady.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:08, archived)

the beezzz kneeezzz

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)

yay

buzzfuzz!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

I had the urge

to join in the bee fun :)

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)

So did Naked man

(

ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

haha

I like the adventures of naked man, they make me do a smile shape with my mouth :)

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)

I will do another

(

ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

\o/

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

looks lore like a cock-gripping 'O' than a smile.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)

I find this bee attractive

; D

(

McBadger COW, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

don't try to kiss him though

he'll have your fillings away before you know it!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)

May I bee the first to say I find this life form exceedingly sinister

has it come to kidnap and impregnate our cars, alien style with those evil magnets?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)

Your cars are safe

but check your toasters for bee sploodge

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)

Bollocks!

no breakfast!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)

*steals and puts in his shiny box*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

you have a shiny box

full of bollocks? i demand to see it now!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)

*displays*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

*gasps*

that's a lot of nuts!

*wants*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

TJ: sorry me

has anyone got the stats board link. I've lost it in a sea of poorly organised favourites

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

Ta!

muchly

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

They use hypnotic ninja eye tricks

My first try at flash.

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)

Woo

And marmalade don't forget the marmalade!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

Crush....kill.....destroy.....

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

Nice

and swirly!

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enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

that's a hippo, not a ninja.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)

NINJAS MASTERBATE IT IN THE FUTURE WITH ROBOCOCKS.

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d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)

Well done.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)

medium rare.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

oh doc, i have missed you

you could be around in the day a little more

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

SELL MORE DICK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)

Beware the ninja robocock

(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)

take that one back to the sexmart.

it has a blown testicle.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:34, archived)

rep. - swiss ninjas

Old pic - The rarely seen Swiss Ninja

Click for big.

(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)

Nice mechanism.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)

Waaaat-ching!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)

*looses fingers trying to threaten burglar*

I will stick to a frying pan and my lovely Katana

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)

You should compo that.

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Cae1, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)

Definitely compo-able...

that's ace!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

needs more chocolate, clocks and tennis robots.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:33, archived)

(halfcut, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)

: )

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d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)

It's like Spy Vs Spy

but with Ninjas!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)

Hahah I had to wait there:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)

Took me a while too!

(Shit, I'm 10 short of 8000, I didn't even realise!)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)

I'm one of those sad bastards who

can only do every 5000 now:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)

Haha!

I would be too, but I've gone and got myself a career with little access to computer during business hours.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)

That's fluffing for ya:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)

Don't get me wrong, I'd love to sit here all day

but for some reason the school filter deems B3ta to have "inappropriate content." Hmm...

And as for the fluffling filter, don't get me started...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)

I thought the whole idea of fluffing

was to get you started!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

It's a 20-second wait on the first frame...long enough to think "HAHA halfcut's b0rked it".
Maybe a little long- I'm still relatively new at this giffage.

(I've just missed my 500th)

(halfcut, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

Wait 'til you hit 1000

and have to pose nekkid for the first time...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)

I'm fat and 40...nobody wants that.

*TANNOY* "Put your hands in the air and step away from the camera"

(halfcut, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)

Aceness

but adjust your frame rate to about five seconds on the first, such is the b3tan attention span :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)

Missed that first time round...

didn't realise it has an explosive finale!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:20, archived)

for my next trick I will need a volunteer.....

Previously - Bubblewrap
And before that - Gingerbread men

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)

Fantastic!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)

Baaaahahahaha

*Glees*

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)

Bloody

modern technology, what's wrong with a good old fashioned spanging pan?

Woo :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)

You should spin it the other way afterwards

Making his face explode, and/or spinning his whole body around.

That would be the icing on the cake =]

Otherwise, fookin quality =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)

well

that's not very friendly is it

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)

owwww

*nice blood

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:30, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:30, archived)

Hahahahaha

Rather woo Mr Toasty

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)

Haha!

Super!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)

bravo

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)

best.

(

d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)

yay! :D

mush him up!!!...mush him up good!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)

beaten

woo

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)

hahaha excellent stuff!

(

sock more tea vicar?, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)

He most definitely

rearranged his face for him.

Top stuff!

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enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

The real question is

Will It Blend?

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)

hahaha

I love this!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

I did a thing.

Click for a big thing.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)

HELLO CAMERA.

I WONT LOOK AT YOU. DONT LOOK AT ME.

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d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)

it looks shocked

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)

its a good thing

is it a boy thing or girl thing?

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)

eiter way you can bum it.

so does it really matter?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)

is anyone else having trouble uploading?

I've been trying to post a picture for 10 minutes but it keeps timing out

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)

www.b3tards.com/uploader.php

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)

s'ok, got there now

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)

Looks like a still from game.

I like.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)

RPS is shit ;-)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)

Sorry I had to.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)

HAHAHA!

I'd buy one if I saw it on ebay! Will go nicely with my tea pot

Edit: How verryyy rude of me! Very nice vector/what ever it is/thingie Letum!

(irMrk, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)

So good in fact I hadn;t noticed!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)

It's like a robot JarJar Binks

and by "like" I mean "not really like at all"

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)

Gladys was so embarrassed!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:19, archived)

she has a dildo in her hand and she is not very good at bingo.

(

d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)

Haha, she's playing bingo with her neck massager

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)

do most bingo halls

have swimming pools then?

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)

yes.

(

d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)

Round our way,

they do.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)

Yet it seems to be making purple splodges...

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)

That was her previous dobber...

it ran out ,you see.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

Ah-haaaaa....

Slow on the uptake this evening

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:40, archived)

Do people really play 36 games at once?

It looks exceedingly confusing

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)

evening.

deviant

(

sooperdave, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)

smashing :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

I'm getting a redex:(

EDIT: Did for your last one as well.

EDIT EDIT: Gaaaah! I wanna see lully pikky!

EDIT EDIT EDIT: It's a set up! You all can't see it and you're having me on! It's coz I weed in the coffee isn't it?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

try clicking :)

sooperdave.deviantart.com/art/isnt-she-lovely-66184627

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sooperdave, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)

Hahaha

Well worth the wait. Lully as usual.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

These are great :D

(

Cae1, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)

Aww ^_^

I like =]

Dare I use this again?!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:15, archived)

it starts that way, but then she starts stealing your sweets

and burning effigees of you

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:15, archived)

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)

er...?

(

Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)

Would.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)

HHQHQHQHQHHAHAHAHA.

(

d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)

she is both

i want a shoulder carry now.
:D

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)

Aww it's lully!!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)

no.

she has aids.

(

d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)

Aww lully!

I've had that song in my head since I saw scrubs this afternoon...

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)

she's a dick

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:19, archived)

Ace!

as always!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)

Absolutely smashing

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)

ning

careful her hair doesn't set alight

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

I love

these. :)

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)

(fleabag and save your soul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

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