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[challenge entry] meh.

Too tired and can't be arsed to even put the fur on the kitten
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# naked kittin!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# heee
still good tho
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# furless kittens are the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# I am allergic to kittens
if I so much as put one in my mouth I find it hard to breath.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# *stuffs kittins up pedantichrist's arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# *orgasms*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Oh well that's just grand, innit?
Don't mind a wee kittin in your anus but woe betide anyone suggest you return the favour and bugger one! No! Too yiffy for the likes of you!

/outraged blog
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I got genuine emails from people
some saying that I was being a twat, a surprisingly high number saying that, because JJ was more talented than I am I should leave him alone, but the vast majority were in agreement.

Have you read the tirade? "You draw squirrels, therefore you fuck children"?

How did anyone ever take that seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I think that
a) some people take things too seriously
and
b) it's easy to let mock offence come across as being not very mock at all (I'm constantly having to assure people that I'm not really upset... I must be a very talented actor...)
and
c) some people are too fucking sensitive!
and
d) some people are just fucking rude! emailing you personally for expressing, serious or humourous opinions? /ignore them!

I thought it surprising and amusing when you said you had JJ on ignore for his blatant yiffery :)
/me wanders off to make sweet, sweet lovin' to his RealDoll(tm)/RealSheep(tm) hybrid.

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Pfft.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Ack Jebus
Imagine what its scotum looks like..
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# That
Is SO wrong! Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# They were cunning fiends the Ninja
I can just imagine the Jonin saying last, 'Remember to take the kitten!'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)
# gore'd
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# heh, not meh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# haha!
Also i finally get to use my new woo yay:
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:30, archived)
# i gots a new woo yay toos
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:30, archived)
# winky winky bum bum pooooo!
yes, i was singing it all day after watching it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Woo yay
(AshTeamRacing, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# It's only just occurred to me
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)
# nope....
don't see the connection
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Fry and Laurie
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)
# It's that well known comedy duo
Philip and House.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Ah, there you are
question: I showed Melony Beefheart doing "Upon the My Oh My"* on the whistle test on youtube, and it wormed its way into her consciousness in the way Beefheart will and she asked me recently what albums she should buy. I thought Safe as Milk and Trout Mask Replica, but which one has that actual song on it?
*May not be real title of song
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# that is the correct title
I am not at home, but I would hazard a guess at that track being on Unconditionally Yours or Bluejeans and Moonbeams. Both of these are bland (for Beefheart) but decent introductions.

I'd recommend them, but also those two. And Ice Cream for Crow.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)
# "Unconditionally Guaranteed", in fact. Thank you.
Ice Cream For Crow, eh? I'm slightly surprised. Right then.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
# [If you get yourselves down here...
..I'll burn ya a dvd with all albums on it ;?)

...and I'd recommend 'em all heh.
]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# inveigling.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)
# [that's a very woody word...
..not tinny at all, no...]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# aaaagh
*runs out of the room screaming*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# *groan*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)
# connections, like this?

idea pinched from Futurama
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Every time I see that on Futurama
It has me in stitches =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# I <3 Futurama
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Needs more Zoidberg
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# HE IS THE POPULAR ONE...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Off for a scuttle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)
# so glad it's coming back next year (in one form or another)
long live the bastard child of The Simpsons creator!!

(why hasn't The Simpsons finished yet? surely it 'jumped the shark' about 8 seasons ago?)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Why bury a dead corpse when you could sell all the organs beforehand
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Oooh excellent
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:00, archived)
# It is?
There will be new Futurama, did you say?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:00, archived)
# now do a frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# No.
That is beneath me.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)
# No.
I am beneath you.

NOW DO ME, DAMN YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Haha!
Oh my, first laugh of the evening that is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hehehehehe
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# This is funy.
This is comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# haha
*klik*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# That makes me paste
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)
# *laughs and laughs and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffft
*steals idea for name of glue company*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)
# dear god
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Splendid!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Haha
ah fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)
# This makes me feel all nerdy inside
And I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# yes
I like it
I like it
I like it
I like it
I like it

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# heh, silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)
#

onsite hosting seems shagged, just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:19, archived)
# we are the knights that say...
aaargggh aarrrghhh AAARGGGHH AARRGGGHHH
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)
# URK!
urkurkurkurkurkurkurkurk!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha woo!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha, lovely
EDIT: COMEDY GOLD story...

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2007450717,00.html

"Who made Steve Guttenberg...a star"!!!
/stonecutters
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Cue Benny Hill Music
on eternal playback I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha, or maybe just go straight to the stonecutters song :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)
# daddy?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# likes! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# they fought in the crusades with my father...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
# lovely shoppery!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I've just been watching the 1080p rip of that there film
MORE SANDPENIS PLEASE
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# That's nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# they always look like sad, hungry chipmunks to me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# spooky nice partial eclipse above a chuch

just thought I'd share
ningles folks
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)
# ningles!
that's mighty woo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)
# cheers matey :)
and as my interwebs is playing up quite badly
can I take this opportunity to thank everyone else...
before the whole bloody thing dies :(

Ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Psst
question for Mr Horrible
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)
# now that was unexpected
that's good that is
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)
# hehehe, nice one fella :) that's a great source pic
always reminds me of prodigy69's underlings
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:09, archived)
# ah, I thought I'd seen something similar before

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:11, archived)
# LOLZ
hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha, lovely!
EDIT: Couldn't resist...


it's too BROWN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:13, archived)
# pffffffft!
...to both of you
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)
# woo!
ningles
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:10, archived)
# execelent
*clicks*


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:11, archived)
# not worth it's own thread
The sumo's freind

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:12, archived)
# That would make you recoil, no end
*Hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)
# ha
cue sun
cue 'religion of peace' comment
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Aaargh! I just shat myself
shitted
shote
made some poo come out of
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Oooh very scary
but very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)
# how spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
# that 'chuch' was asking for it.
churches ask for even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 0:09, archived)
# In de news around here lately

(only slightly shopped!}
info: newssophisticate.blogspot.com/2007/09/bush-administration-dominatrix-debra.html
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:48, archived)
# sweet jesus
is it any wonder the whole planet gets pissed off with them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Blimey
Quite the bundle of fluff isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:57, archived)
#
Edit: What is she it?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)
# a fascist
it seems
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:02, archived)
# you jumped in there pretty quick
with the she didn't you!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Looks like Peter O'Toole
somewhat.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Well fuck me!
isn't that a surprise - an iron cross! Nice shop BTW! - I really wish you didn't have to alter so little - did you beautify the hag somewhat?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I saw a comment on wonkette.com
"Did they use Photoshop Plastic Wrap Filter?"
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)
# wow, Iggy Pop looks younger than ever

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)
# More here
not a Nazi, oh no

Bloody Hell Heil!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:13, archived)
# the price of giving in to the dark side
eeeeeeeeewww
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)
# She looks like the wicked witch of the east in that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I've just noticed
she looks like Ann Coulter with different hair.
Surely even they wouldn't be that stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# *has a think*
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)
# fascist leader with a fascist adviser shocker....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Yeah, I'm exhibiting the same amount of shock.
An American that professes a hatred of all members of the ethnic group of the month (then complain that everyone hates americans...). First it was afghans, then the french, then the iraqis, now the iranians... I wish they'd just be done with it and declare war on the whole fucking world so the rest of us can nuke them back to the stone age and teach them some humility.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Dolph Lundgren?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Would.

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)
# ...and she's not taking any notes.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:49, archived)
# i endorse this image
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)
# lollerz
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I predict the outcome will be ...
Diana is definitely dead
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)
# The Dream Team: Buddha
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
#
(offers pork)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)
# isn't that joos?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Slam !
Dunk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# *burns incense*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)
# *whistles globetrotters music*
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:38, archived)
# My!
Hank Hill's son has grown up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)
# .


edit - Oh, you are nice. Have some Star wars posters. The last one is unexpectedly stark in a post-911 way:
aviationweek.typepad.com/airports/2007/06/star_wars_30th_.html


and some toys... you deserve toys:
www.plaidstallions.com/starwars/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# This has trappings of woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Our cruisers can't repel quopower of that magnitude!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Ah, yes, I figured those two would have had something to do with it


Edit: I had the Troop Transporter as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)
# It's a clap!
And since it's Conan O'Brien: It's a twat!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)
# isnt that
an oood?
(SleweD is totally new here., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Yep
it's from Doctor Who
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:37, archived)
# that most original of sci-fi
and inspiration of many a b3ta meme.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)
# "Admiral!"
"We have enemy Quo in sector 47!"
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha, nice one... 9/11 and star wars you say?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Surely not, Archie
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:14, archived)
# hehehe
I miss you guys when I'm away

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha, then don't go upsetting the rich and the famous ;)
then you'll never be away
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# point
poor and anonymous targets it is then
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# where's the fun in that ;)
/ps: I hope that situation is resolving itself for you. I have kept up to date with the goings on, and digested all the information, I still feel a bit under-qualified to comment not being a political, or indeed 'serious' blogger, but I'm really glad you got bloggerheads back up and running amid what can only be described as a heated 'kerfuffle', where 'Schhhh - you know who' have made themselves out to be right royal prats to put it mildly, and that's even before considering Arsenal's new 'signing' and the subsequent attention he's received over all of this, probably raising his profile and lowering his reputation ten-fold over the past few weeks with the issue
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
# How dare you ever be away
Mr Bloggerheads :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Word up! Tesler
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# i almost opened a new thread with this, here will do though
here will do though


WOO btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I had a butterfly sex up my face like that.*
*may be a lie.

Edit: Woo to both pic's. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)
# but does it teslalate ?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)
# *holds head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Right . . . needs more light !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# needs more pigeon love
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)
# White
again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)
# What a do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)
# heee
*would click if at all possible*

*clicks in dreams*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# I wish I had a bunch of books like that
I'd be brainy now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I see how this works now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)
# silly operator mans!
eye socket is not amusing sexy receptacle!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)
# oh those ker-azy scientists
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# It's fun to mock the aged.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# and his face mask is visibly cracking...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Unusual hairdresses

Unusual hairdresses
(Sidor, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# She really shouldn't have picked the scabs on the tat!
HEad woo though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# no tittied blonde bimbo
but i would ....



*fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Triangutan as suggested by Tribs

Click for bigger (49KB)

Sqaureephant
Cubeshark
Square Bear

suggestions for the next animal?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# octaederpus
woo to pic!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Rhomboceros!
Also, lovely minky :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)
# yay
I suggest isosceles Aye-Aye !

edit:// no, no. I want Dodecahedron Dromedary.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)
# a crescent moo?
i very much like this series
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
# how about a rhinombs
a rhino and a rhombus
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7668826
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# well done
i did not reed the posts before i sead that
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# woo!
and i think you should do duckminsterfullerene
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Jesus busting a move at jazzercise.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# cor! would.
and that girl in the red top would get it too LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# yes
I keep looking at her

er

or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Yeah!
A great pair of shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# You really are a bunch of sex-starved cretins..


(she has great tits)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# she's probably got a well stocked aviary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Yes, great tits.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# knockers lol
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)
# definitely a good pose
and lubbly jubblies
(SleweD is totally new here., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Yes
Yes we are.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# And so is my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# That's mail order brides for you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)
# how do they breathe
in all the packaging?

are they shipped with an oxygen tank and some sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Yup. Nice tits.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# arf!
I'm glad we already had a Jesus compo though, otherwise I'd have a bad feeling about what Fraser will choose for the next challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# trying to be the centre of a attention in a seniors aerobic class
yup

I think it's you

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# That's one of the best mental images I've had all day.
Contributed to the fact that whenever I think of Manley, I can't see him without a spacehopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I've been to a children's ballet class and I did, indeed, draw attention to myself.
Git that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I'm sure, on this day, you ruined the hopes and dreams of all the children
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Do you behave at parent's evening at school?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I bet he burns things
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# burns looks too much like bums.
I went to a strange place then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# "well, it seems that your child's progres.. has... erm.. mr manly, why are you bumming the desk, stop it!! STOP SEXING THE FURNITURE!!"
etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# That vaulting horse will never be the same ever again.
Anyway, I'm off out to pick up. Night all! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# 'night cap

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# nitey
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)
#
Manley
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# OMFG I MISSED A LETTER
yeah, I thought about correcting it

then I realised I couldn't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:48, archived)
# No.
In fact I called my daughter's teacher Miss Pendragon by accident.

This being my name for her.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I'm not getting linkage.
I'm obviously too shittily read.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# wear some clothes next time
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# 'Grande jeté? I'll give you a grande jeté...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# the one at the back left looks like a nazi sympathiser
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha
etc. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Game ovah !!
:P
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)
# *goes for a shower*
WOAH! I have great tits!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# no point leaving the hosue now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I can't wait until bed time ¬.¬
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I think that picture was a bad idea
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)
# That should be your new sig
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# who is this ugly
woman getting all the attention?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# It's Jebus:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# She needs a shave!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
# You just want me.
So bad.

But I guess you can't see this, as you have me on ignore:
*shows boobs which I apparently have that you can't see*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Jebus Shaves!
Would it piss you off if I did this the?:P

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA - I was hoping someone'd do that.
He'll Gaz me an angry message now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# will he?
yay!

:D

but.. er.. hang on

confuse..

ah, never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)
# what the fuck
is that attention seeking cunt banging on about again? I should seriously consider it harassment if I considered it at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Pfft! Harassment?
I reply to you ONCE and you call it harassment?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)
# TO be honest
B£tans don't MSN each other. We just keep each others addy in case we need to confer:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)
# I don't msn anyone
because I can't be arsed with msn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I know
I only talk to a few b3tans on msn, others I just have their addys.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# it's hatching!

gods, i need a new stylus for my tablet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# crack it open to reveal the delicious goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# *boik*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# bløørk!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# The first Kinder Egg was a spectacular failure.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# aargh!
it burns us!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# oooh
ommelette time
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Trying to make stuff from scratch...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Oh now that I do like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Cheers, Cap'n!
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# 'ning cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Nong!
Nice bee action there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# thankee
there's plenty more where that came from

bees seem to be my current... thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Whatever you do, use protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# oh, don't worry, i do.
getting stung's no fun for me, and it exhausts the bees
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Whereas they're just dandy with the human cock up their orifice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# what? you thought i meant that? URGH! that's disgusting. never!*



*except the last thursday in june
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# *fears*
what's it made with?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# photoshop.
plastic wrap and chrome filters, couple of diff layers /w blending, and details burnt or dodged.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# scratch!
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# aaaagh
*runs* *swims*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# That's really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# buuuuuuuttt....
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# what a chirpy lass she was
making britain a happy place for all!

god bless her and all who sale in her!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
#
sale jizz
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# sale?
meh

pump her up with victorian era jizz and point her upwards, she'll go off like a rocket the blowback of spluff from her annus horribls will emit such thrust that she'll be on the moon in no time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I say!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)
# bored again......


Click for bigger (74KB)

you may have that
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# ooooh purdy!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:21, archived)
# that's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# niiiice
but you should get your planet to the vet, it appears to have a tapeworm
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:25, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# I likes that
he looks a little sad
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# That ROCKS!
what an amazing anim!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Yaargh! Giant polar bear!
Little known fact: this bear pooped out Greenland.

True.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I like this lots!
Good reflection!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Nintendo want you to play safe with wiicondoms
(Skawt, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Chadwardenn?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Wii play?
Make sure you've got the rubber sheets down...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:21, archived)
# you put it on each individual spaffule
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha, spaffule!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# No resemblance really...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Standby for bandwagon in
5
4
3
2
1

We have bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# My ears just popped.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Cap'n!
*ensmooshles*

How are you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I'm ok love
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Pretty good
Just popped in for a minute before flying off to rehearsal :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Ooooh, showbiz!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Yes, tonight I will be playing the part of the damsel in distress
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# You play the leper, girl
and I'll play the healer

/everlast lechery
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Er, quite
Gotta run! Take care, don't get too stressed!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Thank you!
Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Yes if you get too stressed at work
Just imagine all the b3ta peeps pulling silly faces and gurning behind your back!

And never forget. The print is with you!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# The printer!
Yaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# I think it's still hiding on the top of the cupboard
Of room 3:P It ever survived the redecoration!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# THE PRINTER FEARS NOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# AND SEES ALL!
From Mount Cupboard!

Doncha love post that have peeps going WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# I got post like that the other day.
A plain postcard for the guy we bought the flat off just saying 'Alright Rich, you owe me a fiver'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# I got a text once saying
'I don't know what to do. You love JH but you don't love me!' The only JH I knew was a bloke called John Henry:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Jennifer (love) Hewitt?
She does have nice busters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# What?
Films staring Phil Collins?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I get him confused with Bob Hoskins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# So does Mrs. Collins:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# What?
Not a plum, shirley?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Gah!
Ghosty, that's terrible!

'ning bloke, how's it going?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# carrying on the fruit theme
Peachy thanks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I'm berry glad to hear it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Glad to hear you're oranging a bash in Derby:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# I just filled my nappy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I told you, if you do it within half an hour of me changing you
then you can live with it till tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# *stinks to high heaven*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *kicks out the back door*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Oi oi Cap'n!
*handseats*

How are you stranger?

Did you get my text the other day?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)
# No.....
I don't think so anyway.

*perches* and way *smoosh* how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)
# I'm ace, ta.
Have you got a different number since the London bash then?

How's life? Are you going to come to our Derby bash?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# No!
Same number, same everything. Well, different hair. same number, same everything EXCEPT ginger hair.

I'm going to try, but I'm snowed under at the moment so I'm making no promises to anyone about anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# *texts*
Did you get that?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I did
incoming photo of boob area
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Jus' killin' time
waiting for a torrent to finish downloading...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# That's shocking.
You realise your comment legitimises piracy?

You wouldn't steal a car would you? Or a handbag?*

=D


*Correct answer is "I would if I could download one"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)
# I resent your assumption that it must be pirated material.
What's more shocking is that it's actually a legit download.

edit: aha! My prize awaits...
It's an early "'night b3ta" from me.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Shameless Bandwagon Pearoast
(Gobshite, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
That's feckin' woosome, that is =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Tony Blair
morphing into Peter Reid?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# that's fantastic!
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# That's your wanking material sorted for another week then!
'ning bloke =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# 'sup dude!
How are things? :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Things is ace matey.
Got a job interview tomorrow, keep your fingers crossed for me =)

You okay?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# huzzah! *crosses fingers*
i'm fine thanks... got laser eye surgery tomorrow :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# hahahaha in your face Cam Whore!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# No, it's just on it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# i see you are not amused
eavnin' all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# The Warlord/Rocky comparisons were never funny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I think they are
*ROFFLEZ*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)
# ^
and the fact that you don't find them funny makes it even more funny
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)
# 100% this
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Perhaps then, you should have done a bit more research on b3ta
before joining/posting a picture of yourself...

:p
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Fair enough if they're done with a good joke in mind,
but these are just shit and extremely offensive.

The "Warlord reflection" ones (kettle and table) were funny because that actually had something to do with it.

But this...just no.
I mean, it a) looks NOTHING like me and b) is not even a joke

It's just irritating and offensive and just makes me even more pissed aff than I have been this past month.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7668632
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
#
a. fucking spitting image
b. funny as fuck
c. Brandow's curse be upon you
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# a) Fuck the fuck off.
b) Not atall funny
c) I admit this may be true, but I do not believe in karma.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# but karma believes in you

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# What did the little starving kids in the third world do that's so bad, then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# skipped their meals
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha, this thread was just waiting for you to show up :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# I knew my mental problems would come in useful one day!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# maybe they whined too much

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha, oh god, please dont compare your "plight"
to genuine suffering.

Karma or not, you're preaching double standards.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# and ensuring he gets called Rocky for the rest of his time on our fair board.
Seriously dude, are you forgetting where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# BRANDOW'S CURSE!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# don't keep posting pics of your mug then, foo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# too brown?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# This too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# you are Isaac Hayes, AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Good comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# I was wondering if I'd have to explain myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Nope.
I love watching hypocrisy in action.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# :D That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Tough titties
This isn't fucking myspace. Use the ignore/hide buttons if you're that bothered.

a) "No resemblance really"
b) If that's true, it's a good thing nobody laughed then.

Get used to being pissed off. It's a fact of life.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# sure as death and taxis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# taxis suck
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Poor meats
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# because I can't afford them
and it's like a million £ to go just a few miles

and my leg really hurt on last thursday and I wanted to get a taxi and I didn't

and I'm just being whiny

and I want a car :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# I do too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# When you post pictures of yourself on the internet, you should be aware that it might result in abuse (especially here).
Besides, I bet Mr. Brandow wasn't very happy either.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Ha, this
Sweet karma
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# sweet, sweet Karma
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Mmmmm, sweet, sweeeeeeeet Karma.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
This^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Er... yes they were. And are.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# so it's ok for you to troll out the same fucking brandow face over and over

...but when you cam whore out YOUR face it's not aloud? hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# When was the last time I posted Brandow?
HMM?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# who gives a fuck, you're our bitch now Rocky!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
you are making me larf today
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Don't be disingenuous.
It went on for bloody ages and was tedious as fuck after the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# That's a bit big for an unchanging still image.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Fuck off.
Stupid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# That's a bit rude!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# craniodiaphyseal dysplasia is often accompanied by tourettes
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# hahahahahaaaaa *gasp* *cough*
if /board continues like this, I'll have to bring my lung to the cleaners
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# And you're fucking not?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MOTHERFUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Well, you swore at me
much worse than anyone else on the thread and all
I did was make a daft joke.
I suggest you get a sense of proportion, suck up the fact
that you've been pwn3d n00b and let it go.

Alternatively you could whine on and on, swear at people for little
or no reason and end up where you were a couple of months
ago when no one liked you. You seem to have almost got it right until this thread.

Sit back, have a think, realise that this is no different to your Brandow stuff and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:25, archived)
# It's alright, those of us not on our period laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Me too really!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I left and came back again.
I'm calm now.
I'm contemplating taking the piss out of myself and joining in.

But I'm not talented, so oh well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# some kind of hideous birth defect
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# lol, genetics!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKINGHA!
GEE . . . I COULDN'T SEE THAT HAPPENING!
ANYONE KNOW THE HTML CODE FOR SARCASM?
l u g o !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Warboy turning into rob?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)

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