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# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# pepperomi
agentinians!
edit : asparagus
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# BATMAN! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The complimentary croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# pffft!
Lully animation
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)
# NINJA!
love the running away
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# viva la paz!

*ahem* whilst we were discussing ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Viva la Paz
*raises small town flag*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that Sean Connery ninja?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:54, archived)
# How is shur enjoying hish coisshant and wine?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:57, archived)
# I don't think so
he'd be saying:
"Howsh shir enjoying hish croisshant and wine?"
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Mindpiss of the highest caliber!
Edit: Ohhh! 8000! Whaddya know?!

I'd like to thank my fans. All 2 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# a mindpissh no lessh
Congrats, it puts my 300 to shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:00, archived)
# SHaken but not shturd
Ah Mish Funnyfanny, let me put my goldfinger in your pushy galore.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I musht be dreaming
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)
# glad
i'm not the only one who saw that
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Yoink!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Vere gud.
Psst - compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# psst
ta, I don't think any one noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# The smug bloke looks awfully like Gerry McCann ?
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Sorry Tesla again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Does it teslalate?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Lord Luchan?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# him or Freddy Mercury
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Its obvioulsy the Lord, look at the sunglasses
its a Disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Freddy Mercury in swimming goggles
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# he is getting ready for the cum shots
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Doesn't look like
David Bowie. Next!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Oh . . . to be young again . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Lol whut?????
Also: Watermelon jacket ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# sorry about the non shoppery


but i can't help feel that someone at the beeb is taking the piss
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# + Dogging sites


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# oh yeah?
where?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Northamptonshire!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# err . . .
she probably IS the best thing about Northamptonshire . . .

I mean, there's me and . . . erm . . . Silverstone and . . . err . . .

EDIT: Hahahahaa! 'Cobblers Corner!'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Sir Hat, you'll never guess what we found in my Mrs new flat
oooh its so good!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Besides that
wait how did you know?
Ant?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# a bowler hat?
the previous occupant?

a suitcase full of hippopotamus?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# A genuine Top hat
Its got the funny hat size writting on the inside and looks older than that sandwich I left down the back of the couch
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# This is getting spooky
is it waterproof?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Dunno, let me go put it in the bath and see
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!
you'll ruin the velvet! AND I demand a photo of you in it!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# he he, of course I wont
Me have my photo taken? Are you mad?
*practices different hat wearing poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# don't forget some crisps
in t'gob
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Grand Idea old Chap
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# What size is it?
I'm 7 1/8

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# 7 ?/? I can't remember
I'll have a look in a minute and get back to you, its a tight fit on my massive head.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# yeah
you are deformed . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I pee upon your mind
at least I would, were it not for your waterproof bowler hat with inbuilt pee-syphon (by JML, available from all good haberdashers)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# that's why he wears it
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# don't you fecking start!
grrrr!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# You'll need a bigger syphon
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# That's why I wear it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# The previous occupant
rotting in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# weeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# There's no need to wee on him
he's already dead.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Argos
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# What about the fire crews?
you can't forget about them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# no, we use Leicestershire's . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Braw!
cheese toasties.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# gary
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Love the choice of source pics
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# he he
oh taht Crazy Gary, when will he learn?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:55, archived)
# that joke is in the ned kelly film
starring heath ledger...
though glitter makes everything funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# arf

just figured out why all your posts have been redexing on me. Damn swear filter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)
# HA HA HA HA!
its funny because you made a pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Is it?
I'm totally RISing =[

Something to do with a pregnant child...?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)
# The logo is from a sports company
they are called Dora, but its spelt funny in a foreign stlye like "Dhiorrah" or something
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Diadora
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)
# thats the Badger
/doesn't wear chav clothing blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:27, archived)
# not quite
dora the explorer is wearing diadora clothing
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)
# they're called diadora
she's called dora
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I see
Unfortunately, jokes aren't quite so amusing after they have been explained..

I feel as though I have ruined it for several people.

I'll just go sit in the corner for a little while, don't mind me
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)
# it had more than 5 minutes
to sink in, anit-ris is allowed after that point
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:30, archived)
# 'ningles matey
You been on WoW much?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Just got my proper internets today, not re-subscribed yet
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# ah
I'll let ya off then. Send you a message.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# MADDIE!
oh hahaha sorry, blue eyes & blonde hair...

I'm sooooo silly.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)
# kids these days...

little evildoers
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Needs more massive tounge
and lies slight exagurations about sexual encounters
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:15, archived)
# i thought about adding more tongue
gene simmons style
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)
# But it's not Kiss
It's Immortal they're better than Kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Damn right.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)
# no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)
# you mean KISS isn't the only band in te world to ever wear black and white makeup!?
MY FRAGILE MIND CAN'T COPE WITH THIS NEW INFORMATION!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Prepares for skull-based-implosion
Do we need hard hats? Or would that just be ironic...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:20, archived)
# *puts down some newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:21, archived)
# *Reads*
*Then poops on it*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:25, archived)
# oooh your Irony is now lost on me
I'm afraid my mind has been lost to a minimal asplosion
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:21, archived)
# YOUR HEAD A-SPLODE
Piss.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:23, archived)
# The Immortal youth
Nicely done =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)
# noice - i blame the parents
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)
# hehe
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Bloody teenygoths
Next thing you know, they'll be wearing leather longcoats in heatwaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Well I buggerd that.
For a start I dont usually use forums, plus I can't remember where the FAQ about all this shit is, I made the picture and wanted to share it so for B3tards/fucktards who won't gve me a break, please be patient or whatever. Others who arn't harsh, thanks for trying to help.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usShot at 2007-06-30

Right is this better or do I require more tips from decent folk and shitty remarks from others before I jack this in?
(Be rate You 'eard., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)
# You deleted them both
right, press edit on the post you just made and put the picture in quickly.
I'm being fluffy but some others arn't

Edit: Hurrah again!

Edit2: Wheres it gone?
More finger waggling

Edit3: Hurrah its back, right nobody touch anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Fluff is nice for people who admit wrongdoing
I'm liking today, it's much less hostile.

And brown.

Edit:
Again, I like your picture =]

Welcome^2

More edits:
Eep!

It's gone again =[

If you're editing, make sure you leave all the img src="" stuff in there or else it might get rid of the file

(also, I fucked up that edit, don't worry, it happens to all of us ^_^)

Last edit!

Well done, got it back again =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
# I'm only non Fluffy to people who very obviously don't understand this site
"LOLZORS I FOUND THIS PICTURE LOLZORS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)
# OMG ME TOO
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:15, archived)
# I love teh
INTERNETS TM
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)
# I LUV TEH INTURNETS 2
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)
# ^this
if you hurry you'll get away with it
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
# *gets spanking paddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# *Bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
# *teases*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
# again
with the
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
# ...
1. press edit and recode your original pic into this thread. done this one i see
2. press reply if you want to reply to someone (obvious one that)
3. don't press delete except in a real emergency

and

4. ...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)
# PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)
# evening all, has it been a tough day?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)
# been a rather good day here
how about yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:15, archived)
# stressful, long, and more of the same tomorrow and the day after
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)
# yes
Can anybody recommend a good AJAX textbook?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)
# pretty decent
www.amazon.co.uk/Ajax-Action-Dave-Crane/dp/1932394613/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/026-7219118-9482049?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1191432259&sr=8-1
I suggest the used ones for 9 squid
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)
# cheers
My boss is paying for it, so I'll have a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:30, archived)
# if thats the case don't buy that one
two secs there are some really good ones for like 30 odd squid

Edit:
www.amazon.co.uk/Bulletproof-Ajax-Voices-That-Matter/dp/0321472667/ref=pd_bbs_sr_5/026-7219118-9482049?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1191432849&sr=8-5
thats a better book and its actually went down in price. /shakes fist
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# ta
That looks just the ticket for an Ajax noob.
Help much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)
# sigh
Now you see it, now you don't...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:20, archived)
# this warrants love
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:25, archived)
# you're doing it the wrong way
1)register
2)read teh FAQ
3)take a week to see how it works
4)read the FAQ
5)post
6)endless fun, love and instant dating with the hottest people in town
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Do I just need to put it in my reply?
O.K, I really dont understand how the first one was a problem, I put the picture I made up, everyone else seems to be doing it, the FAQ just says how to make them and stuff, I've just got my internet back and I signed up ages ago, had this pic lying round to post and thought id just get on with it.....obviously did'nt go to plan.
(Be rate You 'eard., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# keep trying
and you will look back at this and laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I remember my first post
Dixon posted his head in hands picture.
I couldn't figure out how to compo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I did??
hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Yeah you did you mean bastard
if only you had known how sexy I was back then I'm sure things would have been different
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:00, archived)
# in my first post i used forum tags :S
I'm still crap but my pictures seem to work now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# not quite
its often a good idea to put a picture in a reply to someone else's post and try your picture in that
(so it doesnt knock someone elses stuff off the bottom of the page).
thats if you decide your picture is not that great.



(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:00, archived)
# I ran across pic, and thought it needed shoppery.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Oh, by the way, she made the putt for par.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)
# he he
made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)
# HOMOPHOBE!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)
# POOPHOBE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)
# XENOPHOBE!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)
# XYLOPHONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)
# TELEPHONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:00, archived)
# ELEPHANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:01, archived)
# SMELLY PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:04, archived)
# PHIL AND GRANT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)
# DOG AND BONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)
# GOD BE GONE!
i did a naughty :)

and I'll be heading home. Cooking pizza! Nite peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:19, archived)
# game over man! game over!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)
# sadness..
it's game over for me
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)
# i was expecting a bogie
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)
# they got teh flu cold?
*checks for sneeky lemsip inclusion
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)
# nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Thank you
It was fun to make. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Hehehe!
That made me LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:42, archived)
# very nice
In other news, some twat is deleting threads.

Edit : he seems to have reappeared
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Phew
So I didn't imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)
# With apologies to XLVII
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:36, archived)
# woo
have this part operational zippystar
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)
# very subtle
but I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I never noticed
how zippy is "in the 'hood"

Westside! (Or whatever it is.)
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:05, archived)
#
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)
# "Uncle Owen... This R2 unit has a bad motivator - look!"


woo - time for pubbage and pintage
(Mad Gerald, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Luke Skywalker is a whiney bastard
I blame his parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# clicks
maded me pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I don't get it...
TJ: tv-links.co.uk/video/2/143/8827/87366/123247
The bit where they're rescuing the girl from the well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I like your new tattoos, your Lairdship
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)
# me too
how's it going sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7671609
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# *bums arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# about fucking time
so where are the pictures of the new tatts then?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# I showed you them yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)
# no you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)
# ignore the 1.19kb
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Do you draw your own face?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)
# what what what?
thats my sexy as fook face is that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I bet they're sharp..

which explains the odd grimace!
Sorry.. bored again!
(eight, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# noice
i like them

ps you're such a fucking poser!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)
# You farcking love it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Were they all out of decent ones?
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)
# yeah
I had to have some ink done, it had been a full couple of months since my last few.
I was getting withdrawls so I went for the Nautical stars, I wanted Iron crosses but they looked too Nazi-ish. My mum would never talk to me again if I got that.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:36, archived)
# How many do you have?
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)
# 7
soon as I get another job I plan on getting more, drawing another sleave at the moment.
Its going to be all retro games
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)
# I met a bloke and his missus in Cyprus
He had had 26 tattoos done in the past 9 months. I tried to get to see all of them, but he was a shy lad
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I dunno why but I love getting tattoo's
I'd love some on my hands or neck, but I now sensibly I shouldn't as it would leave me with very little career operchancities
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Absolutely correct
Personally, I love tattoos that are not visible normally - and like you said, it's just such a bad career move.

I love getting tatts too :)

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:47, archived)
# all of mine can be made very easily out of sight by wearing jeans and a shirt with sleaves rolled to the elbows
so I can work in an office if I need to, but I might have to do something about my ear hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)
# You could use it to keep your pens safe from office thieves
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I used to store ciggies there till I stopped being a smoker
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Using a pair of scissors to make the hole,
insert tabs A and B into holes C, as indicated by the stars...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:37, archived)
# i ignored it
but then the hair disapeared
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Good ta
Just booked my flight for the 27th Bash and waiting for hometime :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Hoorah
Not 100% sure if I'm going yet.
Got some other Halloween parties I'm ment to goto.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# You mean these anal stretching exercises may all be in vain???
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Possibly
The Mrs is working that weekend anyway so may have to nip down to see all the sexy people.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)
# ...instead of going to the bash?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# fnar fnar
Probably gonna drive down, Kerry said I should be able to get some parking because he loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
# woo!
If it had blown a motivator - that would be worse!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Americas Army
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh god, nothing like a bit of contrived FPS humour =P

Have a click ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# "Shit run! wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Dave
*can't be arsed with hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# is that the new word on the streed?
Yo! WWWWWWWWSSD!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Dae?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# WASD keys are used to move in First Person Shooter games
a lot of the times someone will be in the middle of typing something to their friends whilst playing and then get attacked so hit the 'W' key to run off resulting in sentences like this:
Kid Living in Mom's basement: Yeah and I was totally like gonna bang her but she found out I lived in my mom's basement, oh shit enemy 5 o'clock WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAASSD
Kid living in Mom's basement has died
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Arf.
I get it now.

I'm not a fan of FPS games so haven't really played too many online.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)
# I've been a victim of it myself
Though I did totally Bone her
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's an IT nerd joke then? *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I hate people who use names like "a 10 year old girl"
resulting in

"Pte Finnbar was killed by a 10 year old girl"

Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I sometimes use "A frail old blind granny"
or "Timmy's pet hamster"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# this amuses me
tho I'm suprised they haven't gone completely nuts by now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Nope
not a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Join the club
We got T-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Can I join?
I'm a medium.

*awaits shirt*
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# can you talk to my dead mum for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# pffft
"medium"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)
# And what is that supposed to mean?
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# "Are you a medium?"
"No luv, I'm extra larrge."

/Les Dawson blog.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Then you should know it's not coming...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)
# One day I will get one printed
that says, '2 sexy 4 L33t'

Such is my ability to have a sexlife, even I don't actually understand the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Look Out!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Yes!
A million times yes!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Works well as a still as well.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# fuckinell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Awesome



(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# They all go the same way?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# so they do
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)
# But,
but,


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Yes!
one of these would look splendid in the place of Goatse's ringer..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)
# MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Horray for spackaging!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# c'est ne pas un adblock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# twat
vous êtes négligé
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# That's
Fecking scary as hell!!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us I'll still clicky tho!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# here's a thread worth hiding
for the sake of my eyes and brain
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# End of day doodle.
Chloe wants to get in on the masked-crime-fighting action too.....
.
....tackling villains in her own special way....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
# She can rescue me anyday
Woo
(Just Some Guy Is just some guy., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Phwoar!!!!!!!!!! (before)
*faints* (after)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Tomorrow,
could you draw carrots and parsnips having a fight?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# is Chloe an animal?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# No.
She's a cartoon.
At a press; she's a mineral. Graphite.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# GRAPHITE WITH TITS
*rubs thighs*

edit: hang on, isn't graphite ore millions of years old? ewww FOSSIL FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# My favourite carbon allotrope.
Other than diamond.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Buckyballs FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Good old Harry Kroto
Not just there for the nasty things in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# That uniform
clearly does not stand up to health and safety in the workplace regulations act (1956).
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# yes
but crime fighting is not a real job.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Which is why,
when you report a crime to the police, they don't do anything about it apart from issue you with a number for some purpose or other.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# so very tue
that and make out you somehow robbed yourself and then hit yourself on the face whilst trying to tackle yourself out of your home.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# my psychic powers detect...
a bad experience with the police?
Was it that cunt sting?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# The Police, or as they are now known
Sting, My Mrs had one too, fella broke into her mum's house whilst she was asleep upstairs. Being the fiesty little min she is, she chased the fucker out of the house and down the street in her PJ's. Police basically told us that they must have had a key to get in, even though we pointed out that the windo had been forced open and that there is very obvious signs of a large screw driver type thing that had taken chunks out of the frame to open it.
"Yeah but nothing has been knocked over from the window ledge"
Because no one has the ability to pick things back up again. Only reason the Mrs woke up was because she heard the fucker knock the things over on the window ledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# ooh dear
At a guess -
Merseyside
BTP
or
Kent+Sussex?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Hamilton, so Strathclyde
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# ah, my bad
/has no experience with Strathclyde Police blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Lucky Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)
# they send the numbers to me
and I count them
*counts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I bet
she's a good swimmer!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Wooty!
You know I look for the dot before I look at the picture these days :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# More scorpions, less squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# You mean 'fewer'.
I should hope.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# no, I mean less.
I don't mind them existing, I want them not to show as much flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)
# personal question I know
but do you ever get a half-on (or more I guess) while drawing these?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Nope.
I mean; think about it. I draw this stuff all the time. If I found it in the slightest bit stimulating I'd be walking 'round with a perpetual stiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# poop poop!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# awww!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# nice!
but... www.b3ta.com/board/7671484
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# if only they'd thought of that
then it wouldn't have sunk

and we wouldn't have had to put up with LEATHERY HORSEMUNTER CELINE FUCKING DION
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# then they could have advertised it as unsinkable!
...wait a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
# to be fair
she isn't on the radio these days, so it's not really an issue
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] M&S
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)
# too soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Too brown
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# too this^
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Too that^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Ugh font :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I LIKE THIS FONT AND THIS FONT ONLY
IT MUST LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THIS OR IT SHALL NOT BE WORTH READING
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# complacent ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# *cries*
You had to point it out didn't you...

I'VE TRIED EATING PROPERLY AND EXCERCISING, BUT IT JUST WON'T GET ANY LESS COMPLACENT
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# You're not saying the right things :(
Game over man. Game over!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Shit!
I forgot that one =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)
# it was a compliment :D
*pinches complacent ass*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# *Giggles at mild homoeroticism*
*Minces downstairs to empty the dishwasher*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Apathetic DONKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Indolent mule
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Indifferent burro
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Ambivalent Kiang?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# narcissistic impala?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# hahahaha
shame about the Tesco Value Chauffeur
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# ??
In other questions - why are you Rocky Dennis - do you look like him?


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# yep, spitting image of him
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Careful,
his real double will be home from school soon
leading to all manner of gnashing and wailing.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Hurrah!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# BRANDOW'S CURSE!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# \o/
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# at risk of upsetting Rocky...
have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# yoda's let himself go
edit: you changed the picture!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I know. I can't find my Diana limited edition Mercedes pic.
too fucking many to trawl through now.

How do you keep track and remember image names?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# use flickr and tag them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Prince Big Ears eh?
Is he married to Royal Consort Noddy Parker-Bowles of Toyland?
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Very Good....
Couldn't have been murder as if she and Doddy had worn seatbelts they would have been OK...If you are going to kill somebody make sure you do something like get a nutter to shoot them....Like Yoko did...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# This is how it REALLY happened
In regards to this news story...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7023245.stm?lspan



Click for bigger (44KB)
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)
# haha
they were upset because Pole night is over
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I want to know what your redex is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# high cockalorum
mostly due to the eye blistering speed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)
# More fasterer!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)
#
bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/pob-14282.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I still can't figure out the more faster shit
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# FASTER!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I only just recently did, in Imageready anyway.
Anything under 0.1 that isn't as low as 0.01 nor as 'high' as 0 and it'll do it. This is 0.03 for example:

It doesn't make any sense, but it does work.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# 0.03 is bastard fast,
0.07 is best for movement.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Absolutely,
but I think we were talking about that super-fast vibro/spack effect folks seem to like lately.

or at least, I was...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)
# most woosome mr ped!yakyakyakyakmoosemoosemoose
on another note...i just got one of these...
ZOO "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!"
We here at ZOO have seen your work rohyp.jpg on B3ta.com. We would like to publish it in next week's issue of the magazine, in our "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!" section.

We are sorry, but we don't pay fees for reproduction of your work in the magazine, but we will of course publish any credit you so desire.

Please confirm that you are the originator of this work and let us know by return email if this is all okay with you.

Please email [email protected] and make the subject heading SPAM. If we don't hear from you, we won't publish.

Many thanks,

WHAT IS THE USUAL B3tan thing to do...tell em to go fookoffski?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Fuckin' fucks, fuck off
Them, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Hooray!
You can start your viral career. It will be a hard life, doing work for no money, but the accolade of the chavs that buy the magazines and see your work will give you all the nourishment you need.
That or you could live off the scraps from the bins of the rich Zoo and Nuts people that have grown rich on your hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
# life eh?
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# This ^
but I would say that, since I've never been approached.

Might help if I actually posted an image once in a while...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)
# tell them to pay up or piss off.
or just tell them to piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Don't be alarmed
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# the warning sounds like.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
# You ask them to give you the prize or you do not reply, but send them an invoice for £60 if they print it.
That si a sensible cost for a magazine image and they have already admitted that they know it is you by their attempt to contact you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Ask them why they are willing to pay photographers and writers for their work
but not for yours
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)
# ignore it
or politely decline

thaey can pay, they just don't, so fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
# 'lo, ever seen this film?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0243017/
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# no
but i intend to

why?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)
# fuck.ing.ace
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# cool
i'm glad you said that
*adds to dvd rental list*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Careful, it could change your whole perspective on life.
I feel a little different today from watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hmm
ok
i was a bit like that after 'children of men' but i'm ok now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# cool, I bumped that one up the queue
do you have someting like www.netflix.com/ over there?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# fuck.ing.pre.ten.tious
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Ask them if they actually know what 'spam' is?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Tell them you're a born-again christian
...and you won't let them feature your image unless they repent and run a cover story on the glory of our lord and saviour jesus christ (...but as a concession, they can airbrush JC for the cover photo as much as they like).
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I'm going to use this one.
But with born again muslim "death to all infidels, Allah wants you all dead" front cover
...oh and some lasers...pew pew pew
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Kittens firing lasers in the name of Allah!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *starts writing movie script
its a winnar
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Lalalalalalalala!!
That's a song I wrote for this occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *boogies on down to it*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Tell them they can use it
but credit it to "Zoo are thieving cunts"

/goes back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Or tell them
to credit Nuts magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# The usual response
is a polite-ish 'no'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# tell them to fuck off! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# The usual thing to do is throw some sort of strop
but the general consensus is they should pay a single use fee and you retain copyright, or they should fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I think this one was the main point
they want you to give them all rights to the picture. And if you made the picture from bits of other people's pictures, you don't actually have the right to give the rights away. Right?

So say no unless you made the picture entirely from scratch and want it owned by a substandard wankmag.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Right!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Here is the gnus?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Indeedy!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Have I got Gnus for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Cheers.
Of course it works much better if, like me, you pronounce gnu 'noo', whereas it seems to be in vogue to say 'gunoo', incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)
# that took far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
# This scares me so much that a little bit of wee came out
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)
# hahah Gnusnight
with Jeremy...er...Oxman
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Holy cow!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I admit I had to read the file name
I was thinking "Trevor McGnunald?!?!?"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# George Mcdonald?
Gneorge?

No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Woo! I'll see your pun and raise you!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)

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