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The New Series of Resident Weebl

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i think its funny... you lot more than likely wont.

(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)

This...

...is excellent.

Slight lack of zombie pies though.

(chessboardhearts "I don't touch the bodies.", Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)

it was taking to long

and i was hungry. ooo talking about pies ive got one for me dinner :P

(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

I think...

...an extention post is in order. (Y)

(chessboardhearts "I don't touch the bodies.", Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

i just noticed a mistake. :(

weebl hasn't got a e on the end. but i cant be arsed to change it

(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

nicely done!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

STOP! TURTLEHEAD!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

Stop!

Pan-a-time.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

THREAD JACK!

Does anyone remember who done the sketch of the bar full of drunk kittins and the barman was a croc? I have asked NobbyNobody but it was not him.

Help please!!!

edit: I've Gaz'd JJ. Hopefully he will still have the sketch.

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)

was that

a JollyJack?

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)

YES!!!!

I think so!

Damned if I could remember that yesterday.

Any links anyone?

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)

for fuck sake

glassco.cx/search?q=id:8375

or ask him

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

It was a few years back....still searching GC.

Plus i've Gaz'd him.

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

*cough*

...

[edit] Original post here, but the images were hosted with MSN and have long since vanished into the aether.

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

thank god!!!.now he'll stop asking everyday!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

I asked twice!

Yesterday and today so enough of yer shite young man!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

blablablabla

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

tut tut tut

who did the sketch... and no, I don't. I assume you tried searching

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

Can't help you there I'm afraid...

...but how about a THREAD JACK JACK:

What's a good piece of software for ripping stuff from DVD and saving to .avi or .mpg format (or similar)?

It's for some old footage of my band, I'm no pirate =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

adobe premiere pro

but since you probably don't have it, and you're no pirate... erm... I'm not sure.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

Thanks kindly!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)

VLC

From here will do the job without too much difficulty (click "wizard" on the file menu).

Feeling helpful today.

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

ooh

i didnt know VLC could do that. nice.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

*bookmarks for later*

And I thank you kindly also!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)

open your DVD

and take the .VOB files ( usually a couple or 3 large ones and a smaller one or tw depending on your menu structure ) and paste them into a folder

change the extension from vob to .mpg and there you go. extracted. You can then use software to join the files together and further software to re-encode it from a ridiculous 4-9gb to something smaller.

The point of the post? DVD video files are already Mpeg layer 2 so copy them, rename extension and then convert to divx if you want a CD size avi.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)

HAHAHA

STOP

Cubicle tiem

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

hahaha!

marvellous!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

HA HA HA :D

da daa dada dada dada - can't touch cloth

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

hahahaha!

He could always go in his massive trousers?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

hahaha!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

his massive troos are already filled with sand crabs

hence the dancing like a prick... therefore, we can conclude, that the October Revolution had it's roots in the printers revolt of 1896

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)

Bill ftw

..I mean FTW

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

Hahahahaha

Good job he's got such voluminous pants

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Weetobix, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

hahaha!!

g'ning db!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

g'ning

don't suppose you've listened to my song yet, you tormentuous bastard? :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

hahahah

Top work Paw!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

HAHAHA,

THEY ALWAYS REMIND ME OF THOSE INCONTINENCE PANTS THAT BILLY CONNOLLY TALKED ABOUT

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

oh no, I totally forgot about LAPSCOCK day

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

hahaha!

grossartig!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

HEHEHE

BRILLIANT!!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

rolf

yay

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

haha

I like this muchly :)

(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

hahaha it's just like last night only last night was girls

heheheh woooo

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)

U, uh, u, uh

No way!
I've been sitting in my car
Yes, now for days.
Did you check the toilets on the right?
Did you check the toilets on the left?
Did you check the toilets on the right?
Did you check the toilets on the left?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)

eh?

'ning

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

Parrapa the rapper

and that song where they all need a shit.

Just thought it appropriate what with the whole 'rap' and crap theme of your post. I apologise if I have spread confusion.
I gave you a click too, if that is any consolation. If not, perhaps a hand job?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

if you must...

Edit: I don't think I've heard that song. but i'm having a look for it now and ill listen when i go get my lunch.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

*gives self hand job*

there, we should be straight now

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)

I think it's Parappa

;)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

pfft!

looks like he's already had one in his trousers

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mutated monty, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

hahaha, woo :D

"can't touch cloth"

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

hahahaha

office lol

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

oh.

very good.

(bluestreak, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)

guffaw

i liketh!

(clareyclareyclare bum grapes!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)

I knew I'd seen him before

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

ha ha ha

yeah - those films got tired very quickly.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

CHISWICK! FRESH HORSES!

A while back our company used him for a corporate vid. I walked into a communications session to see an 8 foot floating Brian Blessed head shouting at me from the big screen. Cool eh?

Click for bigger (40KB)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)

HEY EVERYONE

PEDANTICHRIST IS STEALING OUR IMAGES AND PUTTING THEM ON HIS WEBSITE:

journalpics.net/scrapers/view/1429?nav=anim

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)

0_o

Quite a lot of NSFW there....edit/ *scrolls down the page* Oh I see!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)

indeed!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)

I have scrolled down the page now and climatised myself to b3ta for the day!

was a little lost at first Probably need a cup of tea!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)

TEA?!

BLLUUURRGGHH

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

keep this up and you will be shut into a cupboard

until you admit you're wrong...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

i can handle solitary confinment.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

ha - I doubt you can handle THE CUPBOARD

I deride your cupboard coping capabilities.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

My boss just saw that

Thanks

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

who cares?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

that site killed my internet

it made my bandwidth cry, I actually went and made a sandwhich and when I was done eating.. the page was still loading.

A pox on picture/gif heavy, so called journal webshites.

(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)

blessed head in the sky

traa laa laa la laa

there's a blessed head in the sky

traaa laa laa la FUCKING RUN!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)

ARF!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)

it really is something out of some dodgy 1980's scifi movie

in which someone's computer is a disembodied head with cloud background

I'm scared

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)

I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BLESSED!!!!

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)

Hahahaha!

I think he got a bit too into the giant floating head role...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

I say, that while they are out of their wits

we steal them, and sell them on ebay

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

#5 PROFIT!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

I live on that hill

Woo!

(Once saw the Blessed get on a train at Woking)

(Goodie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

on the actual hill?

and not in some kind of house?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

NEEDS MORE MAGNITS!

^{NOT REALLY.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)

hahahaha!

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^, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)

magnets!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

HAHAHAHA

ACE!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

haha!

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mutated monty, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)

Newbie, be nice :)

Sorry for crapness, first post...

Edit: with added nudity :)
And thanks and hi's back...

(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)

needs more nude scientist

but welcome!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)

SCIENCE!!!ONE!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)

SCIENCE9

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)

that file name is LIES!

*puts trousers back on*
hang on
*takes trousers off*
*checks debbilgrrrls profile*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)

hahahaha

normal morning routine huh! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)

i am a creature of habit.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

I don't particularly want to think about a nude scientist's black hole!

Welcome.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)

It's a very fine 1st post

very fine indeed.

It includes two of my favourite things: nudity and SCIENCE!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

works for me

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)

I have some (back) issues.

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)

Hmm

I think yours would get a bigger readership :)

(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

Ace tastic

Welcome

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

morning b3tards - some silliness to start the day...

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)

the de-evolver!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)

spaaaaaaaace monkeeeey

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)

the subtelty of her eyebrow

is a joy to behold.

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)

whaa?

is that contraption actually for putting babies in?

that can't be good

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)

Again, lol.

(Clicky to watch in double king-size, mmmm.)

(darkMishkin, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

hahaha!

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^, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA NICELY!!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

ha ha ha

Brilliant!!

(eddie fingers, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

Who are these bastards who steal our images

and why?

journalpics.net/scrapers/view/1429?nav=anim

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

ugh

what's with all the hentai on there?

(btw that link's a bit nsfw for anyone at work)

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boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)

build up traffic to their amazing content?

then stick adverts on

3.profit ?

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)

YEAH I FOUND THIS THE OTHER DAY

THERE'S LOADS OF B3TAN WORK ON THERE.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

LETS BREAK THEM!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

is it break teim already

I only just got in

Score!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

*stands very close behind*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)

*joins queue*

can't resist a good queue me

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)

*doesn't notice*

is it me, or did it just get very sexy in here?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)

*emits pheromones*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

who farted?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

*drugged*

mmmmmm is it just me or does everything sound purple all of a sudden?

djen dobri

just ask Hendrix - he'll know...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

There's some serioiusly NSFW there

but I did like the Christopher Walken and the Ronin ones

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

I BET IT'S YOU.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

cheeky bastards

some of my schitt is on there

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)

ONE OF YOURS

APPEARED ON SUNDAY, WITHIN 2 HOURS OF YOU POSTING IT HERE.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)

who knows?

welcome to the internet!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

^this^ so hard.

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Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

arf!!

i like his smile!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

That's great!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

hahahahaha!

This brings me great joy, to me you are noob of the year!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

\o/

ace.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

omg wooooo :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

another bubbly picture for the day shift

cfb

previously

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^, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)

wow

thats really ace :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

cocking wow :D

that's ace

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

VERY NICE

I CLICKED

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

oh!!

a cannibals aero!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

SHE'S ALL MADE OF BUBBLES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

WE'RE ALL MADE OF STARS

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)

EXCEPT MOBY

HE IS MADE OF SHIT AND TOFU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

AND ADVERTS

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

BUT NO HAIR...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

Aero woman?

that's rather lovely

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

coo-erl

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)

this is SO great

please explain your algorithm

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

the bubbles are placed by hand

I wrote a program that samples the colours under each circle, calculates the average and fills the circle with that colour.

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^, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)

That's just fantastic.

Really impressed!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

this is excellent

/Love your stuff in the profile, all very inspiring to try stuff like that for myself :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)

"Do you expect me to talk?"

Sir Brian as a Bond villain? I'm there...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

needs more V

also it's a bit brown

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

V you say...!

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

yes

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

arf!

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

pfffft

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

lol

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

you've seen that film too much.

although it is ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

i do love it!!

i love the film too ;o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

i'm saving my pennies up for one of those knives.....

someone on here drew that for me, but i can't remember who...
god i'm rubbish.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

thats very nice

i want the V mask :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

thats very nicely done....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BLESSED TODAY?

'NING!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)

it's his birthday

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

what time is he blowing out his candles?

I need to make sure I am in the storm-shelter

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

hurrah! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

NING SIR

b3ta.com/calendar/
[ED]
AND NING JS!!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

ta..ning :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

I AM IN HEAVEN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

ningles sir!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)

he shares his birthday with gravy

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

ahh the olden days

when you'd go into a sweet shop and buy an ounce of "Grandfathers Basalt Teeth Ruiners" :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)

resident evil

right i no its crud but i got bored and couldnt be bothered to put all my effort into this. but still its pointless...

(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

Is there a joke I didn't get

or are you just creative-ing about the place?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

KNOW IT'S

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

YOU MAKE BRIAN DO A CONFUSED FACE.

HE SHOUTS.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

wow

its got you all confused... haha!! i just made it out of creative-ness boredum... so no jokes... but the figure i thought would be kool to use a pic of me :D

(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)

I. DO. NOT. UNDERSTAND. THIS.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

Is English your second language?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

british english

or the original american english?

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

well as americans came from britan first...

i think its british english

(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

hahahahaha

OH MY GOD

try harder little babbo12

:)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

I talk americanadian with a yuurpean accent.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

the day will come when canadia invades america

and forces everyone to eat "canadian" bacon

how the world will laugh at this circumstance

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)

i used my own pic once

didnt make any changed though...!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)

damnit, now I'm hard again

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

woo

fwap away :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)

resident weevil

leader of the tenants association

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

oooo!!

thanks you've just given me an idea and for those who complain about my typing i shall type propperly now

(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

nice try

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

yes

type prop erly

:)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

i hate you.

(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)

we all do

welcome to the club.
Pull upp a chhair.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)

Ppffft!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

*unzips*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

\o/

but do you hate horses?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)

why would i hate horses?

(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

dunno

alergy, bad digestion?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

so you love them?

(

boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

not in a crazy way

just dont hate them but dont want to fuck them up their anus if you catch onto what im saying its just a horse no biggy

(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

englund speak good you not

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

ye tell him yoda, innit

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

THAT'S ACE!

*WAITS*

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

that's

faberooni
positooni

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

Wow, quality work!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

pay attention

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

To what?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

YOU'D KNOW IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

that's a motherfucking catch-22 y'all

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)

HE'LL ALWAYS BE THE KING OF MY CLUBS.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

woo

very good :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

NICELY.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

EXCELLENT WORK!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)

TOP STUFF

WOO!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)

spaced...!

Click for bigger (175KB)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

cor!

*likes*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

woo

thank you :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)

THIS IS ACE...!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

yay

thank ya :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

THAT'S ACE SIR

VERY DIFFERENT FROM YOUR NORM.

WOO!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)

cheers

yeah i hadnt done one of these in ages! so i thought i'd have a go :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

there should be more epic space battles on b3ta

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)

hehehhe

thats really great! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)

Sod the deadline, make a picture

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

YEAH? WELL IT'S BLESSEDMAS ROUND HERE SO MAKE THAT CUSTARD LOUDER.

ALSO GIVE ME SOME CUSTARD. I LOVE CUSTARD.

ALSO HAVE A CLICK.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

i had custard last night

with jam tarts. it was ace.

(

new_matt, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

YOU SIR ARE CLEARLY A MAN OF TASTE.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

that has all the basis of a new olympic contest

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

MMMM

CUSTARD!

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

WHEN POLE-VAULTING GOES BAD 3!

ONLY ON BRAVO +2

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

oh noes

is there a tramp-oline?

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

This is another one like the barbecue picture, where everything is just PERFECT!

where everything is just PERFECT!Here have an IGCSW:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

*WHISPERS* COULD I HAVE A PACKET OF CONDOMS PLEASE?????

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

Does it harness the awesome power of gravy?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

YOU BETCHA LIFE IT DOES

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

TO THE MAX!!!!

*smears on face*

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

Gravy is not celebrated often enough

I love gravy, me.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

It can make or break a roast dinner.

Poor gravy = FAIL

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

*SENSES A NEW TEE SHIRT DESIGN IN THE MAKING.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

Fuck me!

Nice Gravy!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE GRAVY. I'D MAKE IT MY RINGTONE IF I COULD.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

HAHAHA LOVELY

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

YES.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

IF THERE IS ANYTHING OUT THERE FINER THAN GRAVY I'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

*shows*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

NOW THAT IS FINE RIGHT THERE. CAN I TOUCH IT?

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

CAREFUL, IT BITES

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

*TOUCHES CAREFULLY*

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

Imagine it covered in gravy!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

*SPLUFFS RECKLESSLY*

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

Good God!

He's coming fucking gravy!

Fetch the priest!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

IF THAT REALLY HAPPENED I'D HAVE A HOSE FITTED ON THE END

SO I COULD HAVE A TASTY GRAVY TREAT WHEN I GOT PECKISH. THE ALBINO GRAVY IT CURRENTLY PRODUCES DOESN'T TASTE AS GOOD AS BISTO/OXO

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

POST A LINK ON /TALK

AND WATCH SALES OF THE MAGIC CUBES GO THROUGH THE ROOF.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

PFFT

NICELY
:D

*GETS ON WITH WORK*

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

PESKY SCIENTISTS!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

IN HONOUR OF THE DAY, HAVE DA VINCI'S 'BRIAN'

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

dear lord

TGMTFH!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

*steps in*

hello

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

oops

watch where you're walking there, mister

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

"BUT I DON'T NEEEEED UNDERPANTS!"

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

surely this capslock thing is undermining

your normal modus operandi?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

I AM NOT USING THE CAPS LOCK, I AM A MAN.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE MIGHTY PINKIES!

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

strength of 10 goats!

I know gronky, I know - but how many others will be able to tell the difference?
You are being undermined I tell you, don't stand for it!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

HOW CAN YOU SAY I AM BEING UNDERMINED WHEN I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL UNDERSTOOD?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

And when they desert you tomorrow?

What then? How will you feel then?
eh?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

FOR A BRIEF MOMENT THERE WILL BE A FEELING OF TRANQUILITY AND ACCEPTANCE.

THEN THERE SHALL BE CAKE.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

I AM A REAL MAN. I AM AN ISLAND. I DO NOT HAVE MANBOOBS.

I AM AN ISLAND. I AM AN ISLAND. I AM AN ISLAND. I AM AN ISLAND.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

THE DOOR OF MY FRIDGE IS ALMOST OBLITERATED

FROM ALL MY TRAINING.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

MAY I ASK WHAT YOU USE TO HAVE A QUICK RAKE AROUND IN AN ITCHY EAR?

OBVIOUSLY USING YOUR PINKY WOULD DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE HEAD.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

NOT AT ALL.

THE MIGHT OF MY PINKIES IS SECOND ONLY TO THEIR PERFECT PRECISION.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

IMPRESSIVE. MAY I SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR PINKY-CARE NEWSLETTER?

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

YOU MUST PUNISH YOUR PINKIES BEFORE YOU CAN SHOW THEM TRUE CARE.

THEY NEED TO BE DRIVEN INTO A BUCKET OF HOT SAND UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER FEEL THEM.

ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE READY FOR A SUBSCRIPTION.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

I WILL MAKE PREPERATIONS MY PINKY MESSIAH

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

HAHAHAHA, BRIAN-TASTIC!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE WILKINS

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

WOO

GETS PISSED PEA OUT OF WAY

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

HELLO, I'M BRIAN BLESSED'S CAT

MMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

(

..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

IT BETTER BE CALLED GORDON AND BE ALIVE.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

HAHAHA!

WOULD IT BE POOR FORM, AT SOMETIME DURING THE COURSE OF TODAY TO SUGGEST A VERY LOUD SIR BRIAN OF BLESSED THREAD BE CREATED.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

COULD I ASK WHAT'S GOING ON? IS HE DEAD OR SOMETHING?

THE RUMOURS OF HIS DEATH SURFACED YESTERDAY, BUT QUICKLY DIIIIIIIIIIIIVED AGAIN.

edit:, i'm a feckin' eeeeeeeejit.

(

Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

IT IS THE BIRTHDAY OF OUR LIVING GOD KING.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7687496

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

This is the finest Brian Blessed picture

available to humanity

(

fuscous, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

What's going on

is it Brian Blessed Tuesday?

Edit: Looks at God Save The Queen's sig above.

Righto.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/8767

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

*CAN'T SIGN UP THROUGH THE WEBFILTER*

*BUT LEAVES CAPS LOCK ON ANYWAY!*

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

^THIS^

(

Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

YES!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

Crikey!

He shares a birthday with my dad! Only he's 3 years older wot.

(

Ratsta, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

TEE HEE

'NING ARCHIE!
*SMOOSH*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

RIGHT NOW, I FEEL MORE AT HOME ON THE DAY SHIFT THAN I HAVE IN YEARS.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

Flash Gordon was on TV last sunday

Blessed - "RUBBISH!"
Oh how I lol'd

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

GET THE DVD WITH BLESSED COMMENTARY.

YOU'LL DIE OF LOLZORD.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

ZOMFG does that actually exist?!

*buys*

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)

YEP, IT'S A REAL PRODUCT THAT YOU CAN BUY IN YOUR HUMAN STORES.

BEST LINE HAS TO BE "LOOK AT WHAT THEY'RE WEARING. THEY LOOK LIKE CRETINS"

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

haha ace

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

I THINK WE'D BETTER GET THIS CLIP OUT OF THE WAY AS WELL TODAY... NSFW LANGUAGE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NacppJ_vWQg

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

POWDER ME DOWN YOU SLUT!

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

HAHAHA!

SIMPLY SPLENDID, ALSO WOO TO THE IMAGE.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

Oh man

I HAVE to get this!

DIIIIIIIIIIVEEEE!!!!

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

NOW THIS I APPROVE OF.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

LOVELY..!

I HOPE THOSE FULL STOPS IN THE SUBJECT LINE WERE DONE IN CAPS

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

NATURALLY!!!!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

that would be >>

though wouldn't it?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

YOU'RE RIGHT

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

ONLY IF YOU PRESS THE SHIFT KEY

AND THAT'S THE GIRLS WAY OF UPPER CASE CHARACTER PRODUCTION.
CAPS LOCK IS THE MACHO, COMMITTED WAY!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH HURTFUL HURTFUL THINGS?

YOU DO NOT INSULT ME, YOU INSULT YOURSELF AND ALL OTHERS LIKE YOU.

YOU ARE A SHADOW OF A MAN.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

I'M BEING FOLLOWED BY A MAN-SHADOW

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

THE ART OF PERFECT SHIFT CONTROL

INVOLVES BEING ABLE TO LIFT YOUR PINKIE AT ALL THE RIGHT MOMENTS.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

THE FILE NAME ISN'T :(

WOO PIC THOUGH!

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

I LIKE THIS!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

pfft!

brilliant

(

^, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

lovely!

(

Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

THIS IS A AWESOME!

I MUST CLICK THIS.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

MACAWS!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)

CAW!

ACENESS!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

Cor, that's rather lully!

that's rather lully!Woo to you laydee =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

i don't think i can keep this up

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

need a hand?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

between you, you can get his problem licked!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

*engorges*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

gorgeous!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)

morning gorgeous

you is getting good at the drawing, isn't it?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

I wish!

*smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

'ning sexy

*blatant snogs*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

Lovely stuff

Ning!

Ning all!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

Thank you :-)

'Ning

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

BRILLIANT!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

Blimey

brillsocks

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

Thanks hon

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

CAW!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

*PISSES*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

YOU HAVE A LOVELY PAIR OF CAWS .

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

I LIKE PARROTS. THEIR COLOURS ARE AS LOUD AS BRIAN HIMSELF.

PRAISE BE TO BRIAN. YOU HONOUR HIM WITH YOUR PICTURE OF ACENESS.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

lovely work trelly

lovely indeed

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

'ning dude =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

dooooooooooooood

'ningaling

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

'NINGLES MINKY!!!

RIGHT! NOW I CAN GO AND DO SOME W*RK.
SEE YOU IN A BIT.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)

'ning stalker

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

hey stinky minky!

*her-out-of-Blade-Runner-esque thigh-lock*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

*wheeze*

best
way
to
go
\o/

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

*backflips off*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)

*splaffs*

*dies*
*smiling*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

actually I have tried crushing people's heads with my thighs

and they just go 'mmmf' a bit and don't actually die. In fact they seem to quite like it.
And I have NEVER attempted a backflip.

Still.
*spray-paints eyes*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

*backs away really slowly*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)

I LIKE THIS.

THAT IS WHY I WILL CLICK IT. IT IS GOOD.

DDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

A CLICK?

I DON'T GET CLICKS! THANK YOU!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

I GAVE YOU ONE TOO

FNARR FNARR

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

PHWOAR!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

THAT IS OK

THAT IS WHAT I DO.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

Lovely creatures

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)

very nice

good to see some high brow art in here :)

(seemikedraw, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

Pffft - highbrow?

This is a ten minute doodle!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

McLuvverly

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

Lubly!

I saw a parrot show over the weekend with a lot of macaws - they are so intelligent!

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Weetobix, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

WONDERFUL!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

Saddle up.

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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)

LOVELY STUFF!!!!!!!!

/it's caps lock on all day people, because it's...
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/8767

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)

MUST WE?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)

YES, WE MUST

;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)

I'M NOT DOING IT!!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)

BUT THINK OF OUR POOR EARS!!

ALL THIS SHOUTING.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)

'NING SON!

MY HEAD'S ACHING ALREADY...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

DADDIO!

*MASSAGES HEAD*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)

*CLOSES EYES*

THAT'S IT SON, RIGHT THERE.

STOP IT WITH YOUR RUDE THOUGHTS ALREADY, HE'S MY SON! O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)

THOSE SICKOS.......

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)

OK THEN!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)

'NING TRELLY!!

DID YOU SEE THE LAST INSTALLMENT OF A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A FUHL YESTERDAY?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)

INTRAVENOUS SMIRNOFF?

YES, I SAW. I COMMENTED ON IT. WAS IT A GRASEBY 500?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)

OH YEAH.

IGNORE ME I'M HAVING A DOPEY DAY...

DON'T ACTUALLY IGNORE ME!!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)

*clicks ignore*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

OH MY GOSH GOLLY GOODNESS INNIT

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)

HOLY CRAP!!!!!

I THINK I JUST SHIT MY PANTS

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

USE YOUR PINKIE!!!!!!

FUCKING SLACKERS!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)

NEVER!!

*SITS BACK AND DOES THE LAZY THANG*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)

But I threw my capslock key in the bin.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)

SHIFT, DOCTOR, SHIFT

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)

GREAT! DOCTOR!

BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)

IT IS MUCH MUCH BETTER.

THE SHIFT KEY IS THE MARK OF THE TRUE MAN.

MY PINKIE FINGERS ARE STRONGER THAN TEN GOATS EACH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

"GORDAN'S ALIVE!"

:¬)

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)

DRUSS!!!

DID YOU KNOW YOUR CREATOR DIED?...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

I HAVE JUST SEEN THAT.

*saddens*

BUGGER!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

A SAD TIME FOR READERS EVERYWHERE....

*MOURNS*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

I'M SORRY!

BUT I MUST POST ONE OF MY BRIAN BLESSED HAWKMAN ANIMS

EACH TIME SOME SAYS THAT LINE!! IT'S THE LAW!!!!

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..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

not a chance

can you imagine how annoying that will be/already is?

/grumps

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

IT'S ONLY FOR ONE DAY MISERY GUTS!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

i'm in a very good mood today

which even our nasty md has failed to ruin, because although he was having a go at me he had spilt his breakfast down his shirt.

nonetheless, the capslock thing is merely annoying and not in the least bit funny. i shall refuse to use a single capital.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

WHERE'S YOUR BLESSEDMAS SPIRIT?

I'VE ALREADY FORGOT ABOUT CAPS AND TYPED E-MAILS IN IT TO SKINBAGS AT WORK.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

yes, there's another reason not to

/grows blessedmas beard as compensation

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

AT LEAST SHOUT DIVE ONCE AT YOUR PLACEWORK

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

Oh, I'll happily actually shout things all day

At lunchtime I shall bellow "LOVELY MEAT!"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

THEN I AND BRIAN APPROVE OF YOUR CHOICES.

I'LL HAVE TO DEMAND SOME "FUCKING LOVELY MEAT" AT SUBWAY TODAY.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

YES. VERY.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

HAHAHA I'LL JUST TYPE THIS REPORT IN ALL CAPS THEN

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

CHORSE!!

'ning all!!
don't panic! i am here...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)

*doesn't panic*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)

buk buk neigh

'ning b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)

CAAAAAAN IT BE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILKED?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

Mmmmm...yummy pork!

ps - sorry i didn't resize this sucker...

pencilsatdawn.wordpress.com

(seemikedraw, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)

great humour

and brilliantly done

I applaud you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)

^Everything he says

*applauds*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)

thanks guys

and gals :)

(seemikedraw, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)

Hurrah!

Got any crackling?

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hypnochimp, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)

i have a witty anecdote about crackling

me and my mates right, we like used to buy crackling cheap yeah right from a chippy like, sometimes we'd find the odd bonus chip for real, however after enjoying a few packets like right, i saw the man throw chips from the floor into the crackling, i was all like "!" and my mates was all like "!" too, for real on the mean streets of newport pagnell

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)

no way you is da bomb innit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)

Pffft

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)

i'm still home with the downies rude boy (rood boi etc)

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7687393

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

Crackling?

In the chippy?
Do you mean bits/scraps (as they are called in these parts) ... the little crunchy bits of batter? Or did your chippy roast an inordinate amount of pigs?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)

ooo you could be right you know, maybe i didn't mean crackling

i think we used to call them crispy bits, still it's an interesting story

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

oh no, the story rocked my world

it really did
I was just a bit puzzled :)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

puzzled you say?

then what you need is a green van, a talking dog and some meddling kids

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

hahahaha

this is great!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)

I am eating an apple too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)

YAY \o/

forget what the doctor says eh?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)

well it just so happens

that i had this one ready for Pencils at Dawn today, but phil's is much funnier. curse him.

(seemikedraw, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)

that is sheer class :D

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)

haha! certainly no cuddles tonight

wonderful work sir

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)

Brill as always. Mmmmmm pork!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)

Mmmm... hog lumps...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)

WONDERFUL!!!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)

There is something very Gary Larson/The Far Side about your work...

and that is perhaps the greatest compliment I could give.

I love it/you!

(crazy-c, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)

I love you too

for saying that

(seemikedraw, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

this inspires a strange gloom-glee in me

deserving of a click and a woo and a general 'ning

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)

i agree

the whole time i was doing it i felt sorry for the female pig

(seemikedraw, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)

This is as ace as ever =)

I've only just seen the bad eggs one too \\o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

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