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# Took way too long...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Needs more ear.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Need more Blonde
* have I missed something *
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Yes.
yes you have.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# wobbly blokes to the left of us
pedantichrists to the right ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Took me way too long to get!!!!!
have a woo and a mr men pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Pfft
"Raver"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# they're worth the effort though...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# and my one wot i did off that:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# very clever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# :D
do you have a collection of all the 'do it woman' pieces you have done?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# yes I do
www.doitwoman.me.uk

or

homepage.ntlworld.com/jeccysden/doitwoman

the 2nd link has more recent pics which aren't edited into the main page :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Pfft!
Mr Chatterbox in a wig!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# that's gotta be a winnar :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I heartily endorse this message.
though I find it amazing how many people don't get my username...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Very bad attempt at one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Mr Paintmash
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Too lazy to resize so click for it :P
Jesse James. The man never quits.

(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Nice
though since it is <50kb you could probably post the big version as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# My thoughts.
Minor side point: I just found the coolest band I've ever heard. They're just so funky! Chrome Hoof rule!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# they're not too bad
my current music drug is this.

or this
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Give me Zombie Nation...
..or some weird alternative stuff anyday!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# OK
It looked so huge on my screen lol
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# LTNS
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# His hands are alight!!!
Nice Draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# He's on fucking fire!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Dance, Prime! DAAAANCE!
Prime! DAAAANCE!
Pearoast for the compo but hey it's been 2 or 3 years since I posted it last...
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# I believe its dancing to:
Wake me up before you go go
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# ^spot on
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Wrong!
He's dancin' to Shakin' Stevens' cover of "This ol' house"

This post seems to contain a higher than usual number of apostrophes
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# noooooooooooo
I think we need links to both videos and set up a poll
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# :) Funky
Slight TJ, sorry...
RE: Pearoasts, I was really hoping this bloke would post this again..
www.b3ta.com/board/7374592
but he's not been here for a few months..
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# oooh ooh
I'm not going to look just yet but I'm guessing is it Optimus Smug???
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# It's a smug" ZGMF-X10A Freedom Gundam"
apparently
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# You must've looked!
Unless you remebered the post no.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# I remember that post as I thought it was brilliant
and captured smug bastard perfectly. Just looked and noticed I even
cheekily added my quo to his thread
probably crying over posting it at a bad moment or something
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
# That's great.
And not in a new thread either!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# pffft
that good am
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# And after two years it is sooo much harder to pop into an existing thread?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Hell, until today...
...I hadn't posted to (or even looked at) the main board at all, in over a year.

Basically I forgot. So sue me.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# *sues*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Ouch
.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)
# how long is the animation, 500ms?
that gives one arm swing as 250ms, so anything with a multiple/factor of 240bpm will work.

Maths is fun!

was actually a reply to this, yet I am a moon.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)
# OK let the b3tards decide *

Shakin Steven Hawkins
or
Wank me off before you go go

*regardless of which one wins I hold no responsibility for any pain cause from clicking those links
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo for prime
and compo pearoast time
(knee deep in the hoopla lurking since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# life of lab animals
Mr monkey is escaping.
(spuriousmonkey, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# nooo



*is sad*
:(
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Wonderful
but deeply upsetting
:'-(
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I was thinking Upsetting
but deaply wonderfull
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)
# this is excellent
but now i'm tinged with mild melancholia
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# He's gotta come back for him!!!!
HE'S GOTTA COME BACK FOR HIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!!!



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# cue dramatic entry sequence!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# the next instalment
could swing both ways.
Dont forget that the monky has weapons with the special ability to throw poo
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# oh no :*(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# nothing like a lab animal joke
A wile rabbit is captured and taken into an animal lab. Once inside he befriends a rabbit that was born in the facility and has lived there all its life.

One night, the cages aren't closed properly and they have a chance to escape. After a bit of cajoling, the wild rabbit gets the facility one to join it. Once they're outside the facility walls, the wild rabbit says "Let me show you the three best fields in this area."

They visit the third best field, which is chock-full of lettuce. They spend a good few hours gorging, and then move on to the second best field, which is full of carrots. After they have their fill, they move onto the best - underneath it is a warren full of female rabbits, and they spend most of the evening doubling the local population.

When the wild rabbit wakes up in the morning, he spots the lab-bunny leaving. "Where are you off to? We've got all we need here - carrots, lettuce and girls. What more could you want?"

"I'm back off to the lab," the lab rabbit replies. "I'm sorry mate, but I'm dying for a cigarette."
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Still would, on the back of 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Heh
I installed that tourettes thing, but I keep forgetting it's there

It's seriously like having Tourettes
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# ;)
Now I'm on a better monitor I can see how shit this is ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# C-c-c-c-creepy.
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Is she a man now?
Is she still alive now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# But murder she wrote
is just so wrong. It should mate with diagnosis murder for the perfect mutant child
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# diagnosis she wrote
= cuddy, off house
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# hurrah, any excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# ouch
my chest hurts! :D
got me the first time as well
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry for repost.


Click for bigger (285KB)

I made it for the scissors and glue compo, its a robot...almost.
(Frapple, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Jonny 5cm high


is alive :D
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# nice keyboard
a saitek eclipse no less, i like the action of keys

/nerd blog

Edit - how rude, yay to the lego jonny 5!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Hahaha...
First thing I noticed was the Xbox 360 control pad!

/Woo to Jonny 5cm
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Woo!
They should make a proper high-budget movie entirely from Legos.

I would watch it...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# yay for jonny
(flamangathon is not local, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Leggooooooooooo!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Even Hitler used to get colds occasionally, show a bit of compassion

a nicer world

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# It's all because the Jewish pharmacy owner
wouldn't sell him some Beechams in a pack with more than 8 tablets in.
He was going away for the weekend so he wanted sixteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# reminds me of
the 40's Tex Avery style of Hitler characature
God I sound like an Arty farty!
what with the big konk n all
PS nice
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# achtshoo!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Dad !


* don't worry, i'm off to the pub soon *
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I RIS, sir
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Thats great.
And I don't really understand why so many people don't like her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# They don't?
Weird. I think she's an entertaining person, especially after recently seeing episodes of Whose Line with her in
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# don't they?
she's ace though
(give me a sec i'll find that tribute page)
idiotica.co.uk/archive/sanditoksvig/
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Agreed
but childhood memories of 73 may be biasing me in her favour.

No wait, also good on Call My Bluff.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# and the news quiz
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# And Whose Line is it Anyway?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Definitely
RIP Alan Coren.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# and I'm sorry I haven't a Clue
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# she can be funny
but a bit too smug at times
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# ^ this

happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# she isn't really smnug, though. is she?
she pokes fun at herself all the time
i think she just has a smug-sounding voice
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# yea I can't place it...she's funny, but at the same time she really bugs me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# ^ this
and thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# She's bloody awful
I despise her almost as much as that
nasal voiced cunt victoria wood.


"Sandy Toksvig, not funny but not quite as much of a cunt as Victoria Wood"

.
.
.

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Well I agree with you on the victoria wood thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Only because you molest children
/end of argument
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# O_o
You have me wriggling in the crushing grip of logic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# The laser like precision of my mind means I always win arguments
None can oppose my cold rationality!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah, my minds more like a general purpose flash light
by comparison. Beaming ill thought out statements in all directions
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# In my weaker moments I pity those who are not similarly blessed with the great brain I have
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# This must also be very frustrating for you
having to communicate with those of considerably lesser cognitive dexterity than yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# It really is, especially when they try to tell me I'm not making any sense.
I get so tired of hearing, "Sir, you're making a scene and I'm going to have to ask you to leave and never return to this branch of Homebase." One day I'll find companions and opponents worthy of my time.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Might I suggest that you avoid Bracknell in your quest.
The search would not prove fruitful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Oh man, tell me about it
it just happens to be where I was born. I escaped to Reading and then High Wycombe but improvement has been slow.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# pff
*plays sandwich game*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# hehehehehhe
No neck lemmons on roller skates
ahhh the memories ;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# she has no neck, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# that's one excellent post :D
Sandy, the woman with no neck.

The woman bit is debatable.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# the women bit is very very debatable
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Ha
See above for debate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
have some more Toksvig

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful!
Top programme!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# more of the usual end of day nonsense from me
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# does it tile?
/ac

coolio sirrah!

edit: *sees num lock, raises with scroll lock*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# From watching it I'm guessing no
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# godamnit man
does "/ac" not mean anything these days, how i long for the days when a man could sit out on his verrandah, pick up his blunderbus at the sight of a tiger and shout for the help to fire up the big oven for dinner.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on
I could well be high which is odd because I don't do drugs.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# i would normally agree if i was on your side,
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Another sad victim of falling viewing figures
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Happy b3taday to you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# thanks
mofaha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# H4ppy B3taday squire!
I've managed to miss both my B3ta and birth days this year...

Stupid Sunday....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# well in that case
happy belated b3ta/birthd day to you and just think, next year its on a Saturday!! Paaaartaaay :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Oh hell yeah!
The world better be ready for that one....

Meanwhile, I'll be sitting at home with a nice cuppa...

Care for some birthday tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# milk 2 sugars
thank you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Afirmative!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# in response to earlier
and as its not worth its own thread i give you

Cheggers Plays RoboCop Pop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Your move creep (annoying cough-like laugh)


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha, the same thing happened to Hong Kong Phooey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ding dong
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# i say
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# errr
Have a woo because I'm scared of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# WRONG....
This is so wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# on so many levels!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# happy b33troot day
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# cheeers
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# ^This
Hard.

In the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# So what's all this about then?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# interpellation
and pacing
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Lybians
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# make it stop..
please.....make it stop!
Mommy, the bad thing scares me!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# ^ & that ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# it looks as if the watch on your abomination is broken
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# as only b3ta and no other web pages are loading for some reason, I can't see your picture or really comment on it
but I do want to say that your cup-girl response video is fantastic.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Um...
I don't know if I should wank or be scared...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Wank in a frightened way...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
CRANK IT!
ALSO: compo it, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# oh
yeah. didn't make the connection. cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# It's that time again!

Contains raep.
Profile for more
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# RAEP
Hahahaha
I cackled at this.
Though I'd say it'd be better with "dog" instead of "puppy"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Is this Radiohead's new one?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# OMG!!!
A puppy-dog smoking!!!!

Ban This Sick Filth!

Nice Rape-age.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# it's terrible when that happens.....
...that's why puppies are banned from our local park in Swansea, due to the high amount of puppy/rape/death related stories we've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# You sir....
... Should make a book of these, better than bunny suicides any day...

PS.. Woo yay etc!
(The_Boob Is addicted to Super crazy guitar maniac deluxe 2, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Orcs.....with norks

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# yay for orcs
needs more Snotlings
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Hooray snotlings....
I haven't heard them mentioned since I was 17.

No hit points at all I seem to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# *swing*
*splat*

all a chaos warrior has to do is sneeze* at them

*pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Oi, get out of my brain!
The next ADD character I thought of was a Chaos Warrior!. I'm now thinking of Paladins.

*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# arf!...ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Needs more sporks
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Nicely...
Well done

* needs four more tits though *
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# at least

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# orks with norks!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# How anyone can concentrate in battle
with a naked laydee on show is beyond me!!
She will win every time!

Nicely done as per JJ.
BTW did you ever post the pics you drew on Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Yep.
Posted those on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Found 'em.
Braw!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# insufficient tits

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Aceness as ever sir.
I'll never understand how the simple process of putting lines on paper to resemble things manages to elude me so, while buggers like you are so damn talented at it....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# is naked the best way to fight Orcs
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I was thinking this, also.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# The answer is yes.
Orks are dstracted by norks... thus making easier to killify them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# But what if they're gay?
HMM?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# It's not a seckshual thing with orks...
they think the nipples are big eyes staring at them... it's like a rabbit in the headlights kind of situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Ah, but what if the orc has bad eyesight?
Or the woman has had them removed due to breasticular cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Well, if the norks have been removed, then they're obviously not much use in a fight...
In this instance, traditional methods tend to work just fine.

If the ork has bad eyesight (as many do), this is not a problem, it is only from close range that a bare chest will work. It has also been known to work for well moobed men, like Victor Mature.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Well they are female
The ones in the pic that is, so in this case would help muchly
(Long time lurker, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# In the worlds of Fantasy......
....it's the ONLY way a woman can fight. If they try to don armour; the stuff just falls off.
(DMs are all male.....)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Hahha
Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# That's clearly just an excuse!
not that I'm complaining, that's a very sexy lady!

(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# hmmm
Tesco Value Burger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# is that the orc meat
or a reference to the quality of mimsy on display.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# the latter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Mimsy!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# need some sort of
"big red tick with VG next to it" system with your work
as I like it all and normally cant be bothered to type so much ;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I see London, I smell farts
I see that girl's underparts!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# "..being a member of the Alliance...
..I find this highly insulting to our cause and our constant struggle to defeat the Horde onslaught.

Although she does kick ass."

woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Now beat them to death with the soggy end
...

Of the arm, people.
sheesg.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Robot sheep need luvin, too
(I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Welsh Rarebot?
Badum tish
sorry to the Welsh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# there's something in this idea


and that scares me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# is that fraser from kittenwar?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# er, no
does he look like that, and engage in such persuits?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Do androids dream ...
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# too late for Halloween
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# spinning things make me hum the magic roundabout theme
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
#
www.leekspin.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# now i've been tricked in to clicking meatspin before, i wonder what this could be...
[edit] she must have wrists like robocop
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Is that a lollipop?
We had some skull lollies for the little bastar....kiddies who came round.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# real bone?
laced with arsenic?

read a thing in the times about the measures local authorities in the states take to protect kids trick or treating.
one kid died a few years ago after eating poisoned pixie sticks he got one halloween


turned out his dad gave them to him
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] appologies all round
but it is my b3ta day ;)

"Matt Bianco you have 20 seconds
to comply with being W****rs"
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# haha
this gets my seal of approval
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# thanking yee kindly
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Haha :D
Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Bappy Hirthday
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# spoonerisms are so last week!
;P cheers Wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Do Cheggersbot!!!
In fact, don't we've all seen his bot!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/7752389
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# *shivers*
although theres something in that. I may take you up on it
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# happy b3taday!
Have a multicoloured headswap shop for your troubles

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
coffee - keyboard moment
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# eeeeeek
now that is a scary mutation 8|
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# pfft.
'wap hop'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Happy B3ta Day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# now that IS
definitley more scary!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# 01 811 8055
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Impressive!
has anyone tried ringing that number recently? with the new London Dialing codes of course
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# yes
Posh Paws answered.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# ooooh
wonder if they were proud of the telephonic ancestry
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I would like to dedicate this drawing to the memory of my favourite pen, which died this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Oh noes, poor pen!
The death of a pen is a sad thing indeed
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Why are you a Saint?
It gives me visions of you dressed as a St Trinians costume!!
Cor blimey!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# that would be a naughty saint
that would
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Happy B3taday sPUNKy!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Thank you most kindly
King MorRISon ;D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Did it run out on you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# fickle
fickle
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Manuel Calavera
say what you see
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I've been replaying that game this week.
Bloody marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# it is awesome
Day of the Tenticle and Monkey Island series win in my book though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I was stuck on Day of the Tentacle for about 3 years
before resorting to a walkthrough.

Classic game. They don't make 'em like they used to.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I play em on me phone
www.scummvm.org/

Currently working my way through Flight of the Amazon Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I've been thinking about putting curse of monkey island
on my DS, I just need to buy a memory card thingie to transfer it all onto a memory card for the DS
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Nope..

* no idea *
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# bye bye little pen
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# It looks a bit like a katamari
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Why has beaker got broccolli sticking out of his mouth?
and what has happened to arm arms? Has Dr Bunsen been experimenting?

Top notch drawing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I like the dissolving pig
lots
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# I like :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# oh noes...Nobbynobs got some going spare though....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Did it...
...die because of the sheer number of lines in that picture?
(webvictim is invariably at work, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# nice stuff
has a real album art feel to it
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] In the 80s Wales was protected by.....


Click for bigger (113KB)
(MistahG, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Wales ?
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# boyobot
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Star Fleeeeeeeeeeet!!!!
I'd forgotten all about that. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha I loved that :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# why wales?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# indeed
what IS the point of wales?





its shit
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I want to post a witty retort to this
but I can't think of one, so I'll just say your mum was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# fuck off back to lurking
boyo

/And so what have the Chinese done to you?
www.b3ta.com/links/132160
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# joins the line
*slaps the flaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Dai X
Classic.

Dr hagan. Shiro. The fat kid. The Dude with the sidies. Happy days.

The female baddy used to give me the horn for some reason.

edit: Ah, Commander Makara. You dirty little puppet.

www.sfxb.co.uk/actors/makara.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
#
Sex: Biologically Female, Technologically Male

That's enough to give anyone the raging horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Means she can re wire a plug.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# the x-bomber
looked like an x-wing fighter that had been left on the radiator over night
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Why am I Mr. Pink?
Because you're a faggot, alright?
(doltage, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Welcome King Abdullah...


Story :
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7067469.stm

Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# no honour at all left in this country
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Honour?
When did he stop by? When we changed our religion because a man wanted a divorce?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# he came round with a bowl to collect sugar
but someone stole the bowl and he got imprisoned for being in a public place without a bowl
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# ahh, the honour of the british
was it churchill gassing the iraqis, putting the boers familys in concetration camps, or putting down the locals in china, india, malaya, and countless other places to further their interests that you're refering to
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# But at least the trains run on time...
...oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# save your presumption for someone else


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Dr Livingstone?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ho ho!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# yes
him

with his big dr pants his big glowing dr pants
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I want glowing dr pants!
Do I have to be a qualified doctor?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# no, just print up a certificate
and put it in a frame

it works for most dentists
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# That reminds me
I'm late for my second job. Where did I put that power drill?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I'm not happy about this
oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Bloody hell, has petrol gone up again
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I blame the Iranians.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# let's bomb the cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I thought we had?
Was that someone else? I can't even keep up with all those evil-doers any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I'm sure they can take a little more bombing

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Woo
Very apt.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# haha
yep sums it up, our 'shared values' are the need for oil, and the willingness to turn a blind eye to torture and mass human rights abuses to obtain said oil.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


Changing the original logo made my eyes bleed, so I just used a different font... seamless
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# www.thefreedictionary.com
cock·a·lo·rum (kk-lôrm, -lr-)
n.
1. A little man with an unduly high opinion of himself.
2. Boastful talk; braggadocio.

Fucking el' does this sum it up.

Hello back ya cunt.
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Well who knew?
The mods, that's who.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# ...
http://www.answers.com/topic/b3ta?cat=technology

"...The term "Hi Cockalorum" is used to praise a wooyay picture, as an old board myth stated that to 'woo a woo' would bring about the apocalypse itself. On the other hand, a "Low mimsylorum" is granted to a humorous post or reaction to someone not abiding by board etiquette, or blatantly ignoring the faq.
..."
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# 'Low mimsylorum' is a new one on me
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

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