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#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# You're seeing stuff in bananarama again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# It's not Santana, Sultana, or banana!
*slams down pies*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Guyana?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# this made me chortle!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Pop Art.

For my Pop Art project.

/isn't going to be traffic lights

'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# thats no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Howdy Dave!
Haven't seen you around lately..everything alright?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# yup everything is hunky dorey
just been busy doing course work and programming games
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Sounds good :)
Coursework is boring as hell.
My maths teacher lost some of mine, so I have to redo it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# my course work has had me making a platform game so far
I gone and made gravity and physics and stuff, I've re-discovered my love of programming, graphical programming is a lot more fun than the GUI and CLI stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# You lost me at the first "programming".
But it's good that you're enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# when do we see "super cdc adventure"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# how do you pop them then?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Well first you get something small and sharp, and insert it into them.
If I were you, I'd have sex with them
/playground insults ftw

Hehe
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# It's not the size that matters! Is how you use it!
i'm good. Getting depressed because is already pitch dark. You?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I'm good - very excited about this weekend, though!
And are you saying that a 6.9mb picture can be posted on b3ta, as long as you use it to the best effect? (As in a compo entry, for example)

:P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# yes
it gives you wonderful bumsex
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Noo!
That makes me bleed in the wrong places!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# it's an aquired taste
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# nice.
i'd give it a B+
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Along with every single vector I've done,
and all my planets?
And the eye stuff I've done (Not all for the same project, but all going toward my GCSE)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I'd give you an F.
Because it'd be funny.

If Fs even exist anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I'd be worried if you wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Scrap all of that,
just give them the naked man stuff and brandow.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I already tried that.
Ms Dent was not amused.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Fuck Ms Dent.
paint goatse in acrylics, hand that in as your final piece and be done with it.
What do you need a gcse art grade for anyway?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# To get into A-Level art, haha!
Oh, and I'm already WAAAAAY ahead of you on that one:

I handed that in once.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# veh nahz
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# It's like a goatse tie fighter
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# very cool!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Cheers!
Always good to be "very cool!"d by you!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# hahahahaa
well thats very cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# If this is to be a traffic light
what does the blue light mean?

the blueee liiiiiiight!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Oh, it *isn't* going to be one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# My mistake
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# It means you've just been in a car crash for running a red light.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# IN SOME COUNTRIES THEY HAVE BLUE LIGHTS INSTEAD OF GREEN. I SAW IT ONCE.
They're clearly doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# North Pakistan?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Yeah, right!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# .
(Knutsack, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# AH HAHA HA HA HA HAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# What the?
The Artist Formally Known as Elephantarsefoetalbean
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# "Elephantarsefoetalbean", would make an ace band name.
*copyrights*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *sues*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *princes*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# No... Debbilgrrrl's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# ...or even a super hero of some description,
elephantarsefoetalbean to the rescue!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# "our anti-ageing cream is is the bestest, because it contains elephantarsefoetalbeans"
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# lovely
i like the the way it goes back in again
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha what the christ
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Oh my giddy aunt
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
aceness!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# approved
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# That's special!
I likes it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# so
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# so, did you make this yourself
or did you just steal it from some random www.omgtheylldestroyamerica.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# neither
friend sent it to me
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# can i be rude?
Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# that doesn't apply to people who don't read the rest of the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# but the real issue is


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# horses
shmorses
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# it's so magical! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear!
FAQ motherfucker!!!! Did you read it?

(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# That wasn't rude
Believe me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# so, you're asking us to ignore you?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# FAQ, much?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# right here
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# lovely ta
although my hair's a bit longer now
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# post your OWN stuff
if you've got what it takes. you think youre good, but with my help, you could be the best
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I was expecting an "I love horses" link...

* disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# sorry
I just typed in www.blaalbaa.poo and it automatically converts it into a link
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Homosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# that's like, gay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Transvestite
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Did you make this
and distribute it to all these places?

images.google.com/images?q=europe+2015&hl=en&sourceid=mozilla-search&num=20&start=0&start=0
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# pfff. the second hit
tells everything
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *opens tin of web sheriffs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Now he'll have plenty of time to study cartography
in the county jail
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Pfft...

* I was still expecting an "I love horses" link...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# rofl xenophobia is the shiznit
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# bloody xeno's!
coming here with their death rays and inflatable habitats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# stop watching fox news
it's not comedy
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I think its fucking hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# My bad. You're right.
I keep confusing it with the Benny Hill Show.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# isn't there more insight in the benny hill show?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Jackie Wright was surely much more knowledgable on international affairs than anyone at fox.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# you nicked that from the UKIP policy documents, didnt you?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Italy is a good example of the proposition that some countries have the shape of a boot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# and it's antipodal to New Zealand
also in shape of a boot.

It's an interesting geographical law.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Sweden and Finland are a good example of the proposition that some countries have the shape of cocknballs
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I'm going to conquer an area in the heart of Russia that is exactly the shape of a CDC with three hairs per bollock and three spunk droplets

MUHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# an admirable goal that I fully support :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# you know, ive never noticed that before.
imagine the comedy that might derive from it...
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# RRAAAAAGGGEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# SHADA!!!!
You scout using bugger you, I thought 5punk got you from a random server.
(mikkyo)
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, DAVE.
Though I haven't worked out what Mikkyo means yet.

And no, I was a b3tan all along. Even Grimmie didn't know he'd spoken to me several times on b3ta, and I was fucking talking to him as I joined 5punk :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Mikkyo is a japanese ninja word
means something like "art of ninja healing" just read it somewhere and liked it, used to play medics a lot on other games.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Hah. Shootan games need a Ninja Medic class.
That would clearly be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# argh!
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# wow
TGMTFH! Jenn-you-ine-lee
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# say what?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# coolness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# holy crap
that's not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# blame
global warming.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I'm waiting for it
the heating's on full pelt

brr!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# No.

And try making things yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Peanuts!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I like peanuts, and m&m's
but I don't like those "nut choco" or whatever they are in lidl

they aren't very good, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# quick prince zomie


Click for bigger (287KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# mmmm
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# cums
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Emmm.......
That's better
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# pea pea pea pea time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# is that a tea bag for an eye socket?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
it does look like it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Yay!
That's excellent!

Thank you sir!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# cheers!
its not great! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# bahh
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha
so simple and yet fo santastic!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# *checks fluffy watch*
nope.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Oh rly
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# ja rly
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# with only seven minutes left of work
i say, almost
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# This never gets old.
I didn't refresh for about 4 hours first time you posted that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# That's a tad excessive
but thank you very much!

as often happens it's infinitesimally different from that first post 'cos I loves to fiddle!
Slightly slower splat droppage and rectified a few little seams on the table leg & wall.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# haha
cattrap
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# And now for something completely different....Happy lunch time doodle.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Biggar.....
....that took ages at 8meg!!
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Sorry
I've never optimized correctly.
Maybe someday I'll learn.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Wonderful
and I like that fact that you're having five hour lunch breaks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# psst
not everyone here is in the same timezone
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# pssst
they fucking well are!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Post more, Mr Wunderpants. I missed you
/meanders off to ebay again
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# ooh pretty
yay
(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Warning - you may need to remember the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hot stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# TAFKANT?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I'm FAR too young to remember the 80's


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# i remember the 80's like they were yesterday
but then again, I've just come out of a coma
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *knocks back into coma*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
#
young old
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Prince(s) of the Wild Frontier?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# yay
i'm the copyright highwayman who you're too scared to photoshop
i spend my cash on looking flash and sueing all your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Hey...Ya.... Hey...Yaaaaa....
Ponce Charming...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Busking makes me feel good
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Misheard
Pun and excellent animation! Most Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# exceedingly
good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Is his hat full of marshmallows?
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Not quite
But it is full of moneys which can be used to purchase marshmallows.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# are you stupid?
they are quail eggs duh
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# is he wearing a ghostbusters uniform?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Wouldn't be very punful if he wasn't
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# GHOSTBUSKERS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# ha
im a little slow today. must be the lack of cheese on toast
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# lully!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# this is the reason I logged on to the interwebs today
*clicks like its going out of fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# It is
*doesn't click*
*tab-and-spaces like all the cool kids*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Lahve.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# fuc. cking. ace. ness.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# FP please
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Makes me wonder
what song he is playing
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I'm surprised this source hasn't been used more
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I'm not
people are afraid they get sued now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# a shady character
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Jesus christ, is this contagious?
www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/11/13/europe/EU-GEN-Spain-Cartoon-Conviction.php
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Dunno why, but that pic made me think of Monkeys.

Original: www.b3ta.com/board/7785873
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *banjo duels*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Ask me about Grim Fandango?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Can you hear me saying nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# loteria!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Fly pigeons, fly!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I believe I am entitled to a little pan de muertos
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I just locked an open door...
strange, yet symbolically compelling
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# TJ: Anyone played the new Sam&Max?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I forgot all about that one
the old one's ace though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# me too
I wanted to give it a try, but then I totally forgot.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
#
I'm the Grim Reaper, Lardass, and you're my next customer.
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Run, you pigeons. It's Robert Frost
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Tell me about The Grim Fandango
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# First rule of Grim Fandango
You don't talk about Grim Fandango
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# yay!

dart talk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I'm selling this fine Gin
Are you glue?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# have they got saddam hussain?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Gleeeeeeee! A very dear friend gave me a disk with MI1 and MI2 on THIS VERY LUNCHTIEM!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# dis-k? is that like a DVD?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# i take it she's not your friend anymore?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Top man!
What you need to do is this:

1. Download scummvm (works on just about every system - I have it for my pda) from www.scummvm.org

2. download the 7gig scummvm games file from bittorrent

3. Play many many many point and click games :)

I am currently playing flight of the amazon queen and monkey island 3 on my pda :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# some very sound advice

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Coo!
Point 1 - done that

Point 2 - the what now?

Point 2 - err . . . hang on I'm still stuck on point 2 . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Tell you what
if you can get Scummvm working, send me a PM and I'll send you a couple o dvds full of lovely old point and click games :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# use the prosthetic hand on the termites.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# All your gin are belong to us?
/wrong game probably blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Woo! But I is not worthy for inclusion into such a woosome game.
Wierdly, I think my drawing looks much better pixellated though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbored78 is being a bit cheeky., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# 'tis ace!
you clearly have ace drawdage skillz!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I'm having a spot of bother buying a new car...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Ha ha!
What an Artist.

oh no...

*gets sued*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I can hear the virtual sirens right now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Ooooh! Mince!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# heheheh
great! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# And perhaps a little blince
Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# prince meat
i geddit
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# lovely lovely Mince
put it in a pie
eat it on its own

there's nothing like the meat
that's eaten of the bone
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Put it outside a pie too!
www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/misc/hunt3.html
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Good Grief
That looks horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# smashing
Who's for pie?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha.
So what's with all this Prince nonsense, then?
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# prince contest
is it still running???
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Where has he been?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *Sheepsish*
The front page hasn't been loading for me. I didn't know, honest!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# No worries...
Welcome back Mr Wunderpants
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Thank you!
*Rubs*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Mince Mince!
Mince and Prince
Chop it up and fry with Quince!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Whoa there!
Let me get this recipe down...

*licks pencil*

...so how many princes was that?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ok...



mmm... lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# this makes my neck feel funny
dunno why, top shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Fresh mince
of Bel Air
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Mince 'im good!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# haha serves him right
the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# prince mince
is that better?
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# the artist
formally known as mince?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# pieple rain?
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Needs more smugness
;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# and a whole lot more mincing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Hey! No!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# piss lips
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# pfffft
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# pfffttt...
i [heart] the Cockney Doctor!
Woo Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Ar tu, Brute?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Spangarf!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I don't Caesar point of this . . .
Woo!

Beware the droids of March . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# :)
Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# haha!
"Friends, droids, sandpeople. Lend me your power-converters."
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# roast parsnips
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# You're going too fast for me
I feel like I'm missing half your posts


SLOW DOWN! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Long time no see

How are you all doing? is that a new hair cut, my how you've grown.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *GLOMPS*
Love you too
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *Loves*
*Potato sacks*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Who turned out all the lights?
why is so itchy all of a sudden?
Who is poking my arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# That would be that big walrus you keep under your matress who tries makes babies when teh moon is full.*
What he doesn't know though is that we had him neutered.

*May or may not be 100% of fact
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# lies!
Everyone knows it is when a new moon is half full and only in a month ending in 'y'
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# No, you're right!
And he only comes out on days ending in "day."

Who else thinks a product named "Walrus dildo" would sell well?
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Arf!
Right, I'm off to do some w*rk and write some songs for a bit...

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# can you write one about how great b3ta is
then put it on links?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I can't do vocals in work...
And have nowhere to host said thing for linkage...

But I can begin the process certainly...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# YAY !!!
now I shall make some teas to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# 8/10, needs more Americans shouting DUDE WE'RE ON DEFENCE WHY ARE YOU BEING A DEMO MAN!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Silly merkins, Demo man is Defence
ah remote mines are my friend
(unless of course they are from the opposite team and have just turned me into giblets)
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I tried to tell them, they suggested I go eat some crumpets.
Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# hah! Good show.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# *tips hat*
Thanks old bean
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# HELLO SEXY
IS IT SNOWING YET?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Loes sexier
Not yet, but my feet do feel like blocks of ice, I've had to turn my wee electric heater on.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# DON'T WEE ON THE ELECTRIC HEATER!
Woo! 'n' 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# oops
um that was tingly
ning's sah I trust ye are well
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Allo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *waves*
how do
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# 30 today!
so I'm rather merry but unfortunately at work!

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I'm still 23 and at home
so, spiffing ta'
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Cooeee!
I think she likes you.

Go on, give her a wave.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbored78 is being a bit cheeky., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# she told me she liked you best
cos you dipped your cock in rum first

Pardon me


(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# waves bottle of gin
*waits

*throws gin in river at right moment,

*laughs at drowning queen mum
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# That's
rather ace. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# kill it with hammers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Do a bit more than wave then.
Old ladies wearing blue have always been a bit turn on for me.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
#
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Mr Blerk!!
*leaps on Mr Blerk and covers his face with chocolate then licks it off*.

How the hell are you?
Where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
#
I've been hiding under Mr the Hat's hat!

Got any more of that chocolate?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# A couple of hours ago I was offered a large cardboard box of Thornton's goodies
with the comment "take as much as you like" (samples).
So help youself I cannae eat it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Blerk!
What Ho!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I actually did wave :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# In readiness for the great day on Friday
I present (repost) my first ever post on B3ta all those years ago.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# as i said to pudsy bear
'i've told you once!'

:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# :D
I hate that spaz-eyed yellow twat
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# haha this
the pitiable flea-ridden charity fuck
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Arf at both of these above comments
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Dylan Moran said it best:
"I mean when have you ever seen a child who wasn’t in need? when was the last time you heard a child say 'No, that’s enough raspberry tart for me thanks' "
It's true
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# haha
i do so love dylan moran, i am quite man-ghey for him
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# "Charity fuck"
I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# he'd be grateful, that must count for something

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# *rescues thread with unposted not worth it's own thread image*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# nobody fucks with the jesus

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha princeless!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Oh blimey no, not CIN again
not CIN againThis means bye bye to the only British channel we get here to show hours and hours of complete drivel.

Still I look forward to Lenny Henry sitting in a vat of baked beans for a few pounds. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
#

*shrug* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# kick him in the nuts
he'll go mad! (he spent all day stacking them!!) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# you must have went to one of those posh schools :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I know I did
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# St.neots (cambridgeshire)
best :D daily beetings from the bullys and leaving with 0 gcse's :D

just like the royalty!:D

edit : just like to point out - i now have a stack of qualifications including a degree! Woo up yours Ernulf!!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# cool
i'll give it a go :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# ... if you are a baked bean
:D

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I started drawing baked beans and it turned into this :D
*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# aw!
draw more beans!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *GLEES*
\o/

he looks like he's ice skating
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# oooh i might do that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# That's the happiest bean
I've ever seen.
He's really keen.
Know what I mean?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *beams*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# You're a poet...
... and you know that you are?

* FUCKSOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# so how's it done then?
It's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I can tell you how
kneecap the fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# aw, what a cute little thumb/biscuit/clitoris
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmmm
biscuit!
(duck Quack !, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Aww
Maybe if he asks nicely?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# aaaw bless you 'n' Puromycin :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Hehehe!
Ask politely and you might get it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I wouldn't want it back
he's just put a big ginger pube in it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Happy slap him
stick it on you tube

4) profit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# clearly I didn't go to a posh school
... which I didn't. At my School you could choose to do science or farming at GCSE. Who needs Science really - Farming, that's what you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Twelve pigmies farming ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# ?
pardon

*is sleepy*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Yayy!!

woos to you!
(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# \o/
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Ha ha!
Ace!

Edit:
1:Drive a car into it's stupid ape face.
2: Recover stolen goods.
3:...
4: Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# there is a way
but it involves more custard creams than there are mmmmms in mmmmmmmmmmarmmmmmite
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Get another one and offer him a trade
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Not worth its own thread so I'll just leave this here ...


I read this joke on page two of the free Metro morning newspaper a few months ago. It was too early so I didn't fully appreciate how out of place in a morning newspaper the joke was. Haven't been able to re-find it so I wanted to put it somewhere safe before I forget it.

Quite dark, quite hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# :(
All he ever wanted was icecream.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Woo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
#
He looks like he's about to try something.

Maybe he just needs some encouragement.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# can you tell what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Lesser-spotted purple twat?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# is his little prince cock caught in the easel spring?

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

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