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[challenge entry] Ivor managed to land the prestigious London to Paris route...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# haha!~
Good old Ivorrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# 10 PRINT "Pssssh"
20 PRINT "Chi-keh"
30 GOTO 10

RUN
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha!
There's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# *zooms in on the little dragon*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# He's changed since discovering Paris nightlife
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# * Zooms out again..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Class.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Congratulations, Ro-land!
Eurovision winner 2007!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# You're all too young,
you young bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I'm only trying to help you RO-LAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I jus' want to be yor freind!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# You're not fat Ro-land
you're special
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
I love you Ro-land

fancy some inter-racial sex??

^^ edit* the above scene was deleted due to 'closed mind' attitudes in 1983...
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# have a clicky woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok .. so it's the new one .. but .. but ..
Let me enter it .. pweeeeeese ..



*just couldn't resist*
(SoVeryAPT!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] everything was going fine until the signal failure
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Serves him right
the smiling cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Not really compo
Life was tough after the fame died down, and with his addictions he inevitably slid into porn.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Christ....I am slow 'the day
That took me nearly a full 30 second before I got it...Or I have become immune to magenta (magenta-blindness)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# they always do
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# everyone's got one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Hartley....


(ivor_the_engine, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# aaaaw :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] nice work!
excuse me while I repost
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I love that and you both together equally
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I frotter this emoticon.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ACCCCCCCCCCCCCE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *clicks*
This is excellent =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
That fucking rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# surely your next one should be your own username?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Oh noes.

A cute bunny got squished. :(



I am officially sad now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# s'ok
it was a hare . . . C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# that was no bunny
and he was far from cute
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# die freddy
die
(chewie, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Happy has taken a turn for the worse!
and getting Mrs Happy to film it too ..... the world has gone mad!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha!
the mangiest looking puppet on TV EVAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# oh no!
hartley hare was my hero when i was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor fella just couldnt pass the emissions tests
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Nicely.
I like that the one next to him is smiling even in death...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# ARF!
This has got me clicking left, right and centre...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Pfffffffff
I think the MD is starting to catch on that I'm not doing any work...

EDIT: There's another one further along with a Neville / Wheelybird / Wearethelemon face on it too....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *gets fired*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hehe
is that the one you meant?

there's one next to big lips too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Is he slipping one out there?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Nice one.
Is the source material from the forbidden zone round Chernobyl/Pripyat by any chance?
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] more star wars helmet-y-ness



(I tried to do an imperial guard but it were rubbish)
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I like Fett
Lovely work :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# These really are ace.
If only I had something other than Paint...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# how about pastels?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hmmm... I never liked pastels...
they make me think of GAP and Bennetton sweaters for some reason....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# but paint is ACE for pixels!
/puzzled



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# is that a wet patch
there on the gusset? Has she embarrassed herself?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# There is that...
But something like that takes absolutely feckin' ages! Like those Boxfaces I did... far too much effort...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# i like Bobba and Boushh.....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Ooooh. That's a thought
New series of the Mighty Boosh tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# aah so it is, I might even watch it this time round
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I have never got past the title sequence
due to the Missus saying
"Get this utter drivel off the screen"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha tell misses bobs I like her taste

I'm the same, but I'm going to give it one last chance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# grow some balls man!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# and unfortunately
the first episode is on the bbc website. its not great, but does have the single most funny (is that a proper sentence?) moment of the entire 3 series.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# i loved the first series
but i felt the second went a little too bizaare and ended up somewhere past funny and just too random

Watched the first episode of series 3 yesterday
and i really enjoyed it. I will never look at eels the same way again......
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# excellent
now make a combine elite guard
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# "Ode to the Artist" - a rewrite in honour of the occasion
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# That's very rude, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# It is the eighth rudest thing I have ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Well, you're the second biggest monkey I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Is this true?

I'm a bit confused now. I never saw myself as a large monkey before now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I'm glad you used legible text and not some shite fancy font
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
*high-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Hello.


What words of wisdom have you for us today, SSS?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Don't ever try to quit smoking
It will make you feel like death and hate everything.

*grumps off*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Poor SSS.


But when you've stopped smoking for good we'll be able to legally marry!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Can we have a wedding cake in the shape of a cigarette?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Only if it can be stuffed with tea leaves
instead of tobacco.

teacake. yum.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# oh yes I did :)
'lo sis
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# *offers Prodge a neck massage*
come on dear, relax a little bit, have a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# foot rub?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *grimaces*
OK...

*rubs*

Hey! Webbed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *braw*

sssh my secret shame!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Its OK
Your secret is safe with me.

*gets scalpel*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# it sounds like you like it rough and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# You should see the bits I left out of the rewrite.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I should've been in the writing staff

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
Also:

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Surely you can't be serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I am!
and stop call...

oh toss it
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# arggggggggggggh! punnage!
hahaha, you utter utter loon!
/more airplane!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] and the challenge is open


Life after kids TV
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hooray
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] weeee toast
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha!!
great start!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Careful!
He's going to lift a finger...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Hehehe
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# We are all
Children of Bod
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I have to figure out a way to incorporate Hitler
I'll find one though

;)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# What sort of childhood programmes did YOU watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Hitler and his magical wand
why
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Ahh, yes! He was always picking fights with the little jewish boy next door. The little scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Mr. Bronson played Hitler a couple of times
that's probably near enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Charles?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# He didn't seem like the sort of person
to have a first name.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast Thursday LIVES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Qual
et I.
(Slackness, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Huzzah!
Cue lots of Kids TV stars in porn movie posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a bit like that one we had a while back
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Arf!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] A quick repost
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Shhh. Please shhhhhhh!




(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
excellent!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# lol
this deserved more posts!#
woo! yay! houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# sorted
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# soon
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Is that D-D-D-Dave Lee Travis?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Arf!
That'll be you and Boris Johnson enjoying a trip to the UK's answer to Kinshasa then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I knew I should never have posted that pic online
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# You were giving DLT a ride through Liverpool?
And I didn't know about it?

Well now I feel left out...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Stephen King?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Salman Rushdie!
*issues fatwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# FFS! (Prince is a git)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hehehehehe
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Lunch today consists of....
A shop-bought ham and tomato sarnie what I have personally modified by adding salt n' vinegar crisps to, and I can I can't.

EDIT: My sincere apologies for such a naive reply - it was meant purely as praise for my delicious lunch and I completely forgot that mention of lunch might start a thread of it's own.

Your pic is most woo also.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i have:
nowt.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I don't yet...
Breakfast time! =]

*skips giddily downstairs to make a fry up*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I just ate a Morrisons Beef and Dumplings Ready Meal
It was soooo tasty , but had quite a bit of Pepper in it


I'm now hungry for dessert
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# thats sounds lovely
I had a peppered ham giant bap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# sounds nice
whats the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Absolutely nothing at all.
It's delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Monosodium *edit* glutamate
I would put it on my cornflakes if i had any cornflakes
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# glutAmate or "gluta!, mate". If you speak Inuit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Mmmmmm
I always jazz up my sangwangs with crisps
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# My lunch today shall consist of pitta, falaffel and hummus, warmed gently.
I'm trying to eat better... it sucks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# ....................
you are not coming to my place.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I want lamb and rosemary pie
proper gravy, and fluffy mash.

Though pitta etc is nice, it's no substitute....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# "plaice", Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Lamb chop apparently
with mash and broccolli
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# *drool*
jacket potato with cheese n coleslaw
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Ha!
I Like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# He's crazy...
mod edit: linked for a minute while I worry a bit
(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# SURE IS
Noon all
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Ummm
Haven't we stopped this now?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# we don't stop
we just get bored
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Not until we get a new compo I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Take down?
As the case is being heard in the USA (under DMCA) and their law allows for parody (unlike the UK); what is there to fear?

A comment in El Reg has an idea - re-run the compo but with copyright-free images (personal pics of the twunt, hand-drawn images of the cock etc)
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# If you blank out his eyes, there isn't a way to actually prove the identity apparently.
We could claim to have reproduced the image with a lookalike or such like, and there is no legal way to prove otherwise (or so I've been told)

It's essentially the same as blurring the face, identity is removed and so is the right to claim it.


Apparently =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# hand drawn images work as he couldn't touch my cartoon

I win...you lot lost
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Eh?
In recent months Prince has stomped on Pirate Bay, an 18-month-old baby having a boogie to one of his songs on YouTube and three of his most popular unauthorised fan websites.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Yes
Prince made all babies - didn't you know that?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I highly doubt
he'll manage to "stomp" on the Pirate Bay. The only lawsuit they're going to even consider is the one he's registering in Sweden, and even then they're only likely to turn up to watch his lawyers laughed out of court.

The Pirate Bay are iron-clad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# did you get permission
to use that image hmm? well?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I hope
The web sheriff doesnt hunt me down...
(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hehe!
dont worry, I heard he is american, just hide in a fucking cave...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# bored now!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Now?
I was think it's a shame I Prince hadn't set the web sherrif on us several days earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Some of the best images came shortly after the emails started appearing
But it didn't last forever, I think people are losing sight of the fact that it doesn't make it instantly funny to use a Prince image.

It's in the same league as using "crack", "cheese" and "monkey" to attempt a comedy effect for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# there weren't any good images..it was a shit comp

maybe now they'll stop doing celebrity challenges

[I doubt it though]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# The celebrity ones do bore me a fair bit
Thats why I'm hoping for A in the image challenge =]

Never mind. On refresh I was faced with a mild disappointment =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Why are people pushing this?
It's done, fuinished with.

If you want to see B3ta shut down, and Rob out on his ear sleeping in a box carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Never happen
USA law allows for parody

Or rob can just kick the offenders I guess.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# so everyone keeps saying
but I haven't seen a lawyer say this yet.

But then I'm sure everyone will be willing to pay the legal expenses
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Hmm
The EFF could be called upon I guess, and I am sure stalwart b3tans would help raise a "fighting fund"

Then you have to think of the TV angle "Attack of the Dark Prince" or something. Could be a nice wee earner that.

As for lawyers saying stuff, all I've seen said is that the UK doesn't allow for parody/satire with regards to copyright. So if the lawyers had used UK law to bring the takedown, they would deffo have been on to something.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# An EFF source
Took a few mins to find....
arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20070322-dmca-takedown-backlash-eff-sues-viacom-over-colbert-parody-clip.html

'The video does contain clips from "The Colbert Report," but the EFF argues that these qualify as fair use, since parody has a well-recognized copyright exemption.'

HTH!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# poo
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *pushes remainder of lunch away*
thanks, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# my pleasure
sweetness
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# (K)
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Ewww
NO!

[ed] It's fucking lunchtime ffs!
Use a bit of savvy!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# 2girls1toilet.com


Honestly man, why don't you go back to rotten.com where you'll feel more at home?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# This is kind of scary
But also woo
(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Errrr how?
to either comment.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# .
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# FASTER!
and later! (falafel in the bin methinks)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I think I will join you!
Oh you cant read this haha.
oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I'll try to stop now..

sorry rob for making you look like a gay ginger crocodile dundee
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# pixelated face man
wasn't he a paedo?

woo!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Nah
you're thinking of swirly faced man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha.
did they ever catch him ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# How hard can it be too look for a man with a face like a walnut whip?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# They did
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7053916.stm
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yup
in one of those McFlurries
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# they did
luckily i still get the internet in nonce jail
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# shame about the chemical castration though

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# yes, prince is a paedo
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# You can't use that word!
Paedo is much more acceptable than Pr*nce now.

I think we should refer to him in this way to avoid any further lawsuits*






*May be flawed logic..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# The Purple Paedo?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# The Litigious Avenger!™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# No! I want libel!
I want a gunfight at the O.K. Corral with the web seriff and his filthy murderous gang!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# i'll bring my Blunderbuss...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I'll bring Chaka Kahn...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*wagers heavily against the Bee Gees*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Oh damn youssss
*Digs out Big Train videos*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQZDFv0aTlk


I hope this link works, I can't see youtube from work.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# can /talk have a word challange about prince?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# the paedo who formerly thought he was an artist?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I like the addition of "thought"
Is it possible to legally change someone else's name without permission?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Only if you're good enough
at forging their signature.


What's the opposite of identity theft called?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# tfeht ytitnedi?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Yes.
The word is cunt.

Go wild =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# One possibility is the term "TAFKAP"
or, even, "TAFKA-TAFKAP".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I used to refer to him as TAFKAP
But now I just want to kick him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# no, you can't say that!
you can't say that!It's my turn


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# who's that?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahahaha!!
woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I'm still amazed by how wankworthy it is to call yourself
The Web Sheriff

and award yourself a nice badge.

Jesus what a load of wankshit!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# i've got a nice FUHL badge...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *changes name by deed poll to Mr. Web Sheriff*
*sues John Giacobbi for domain name squatting*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# It's this domain name "retrieval" thing
that really pisses me off about this company.
The internet wasn't designed so that certain people had a right to a certain domain name, so where do these American corporations and companies like Web Sheriff get the idea they can sue someone for registering a domain?
Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Yeah
"incredibly, the ElvisPresley.com domain is owned by an unofficial site"

Where do these fans get off, naming their sites after the person the site is about? What's all that about, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# There are cybersquatters who try and blackmail big corps
but on the other hand, there are small businesses like Mr John McDonald's Paperclip Emporium with it's website www.mcdonalds.com.

(I made up some of that last paragraph)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# What's more worrying is that
we might have a Police version

Imagine bloody Sting all over again, pfft
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Oh Jesus... not Sting...
I really hate that twunt...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Yeah, that's some wanktastic wankshit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hehehe
nicely

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)

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