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Santa's little jet-powered helper.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

WOO!

she can come down my chimney amnytime.

splendid drawage JJ

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

Bet those straps ride up in an uncomfortable fashion

at high speeds..

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

that is some serious top stretching going on there

This is a good thing, woo!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:42, archived)

Helps with wind resistance.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

bet she can't resist my wind!

...er

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)

THIS is how he gets to everybody in one night!

Not that it is one night of course. I mean, there's all the people who don't have Christmas for a start. Then there's all the countries that have their Santa visit on 6th December, then there's Russia. They have their Christmas on the 7th January, so he really doesn't have to visit ALL the children in the world in 24 hours after all.

/may have thought about this far too much

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

i have to correct you there.

in holland and belgium (along with some other countries) we have sinterklaas, wich is basically the legend that inspired santa claus. we also get presents on christmasday, so it's a win-win situation.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)

Holland and Belgium you say?

I shall move tomorrow

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)

does that mean you get presents twice?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)

yes and yes.

the first one is only for kids though.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

My my...

But isn't the sack going to get burned by the white hot jets?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

bumed by white hot jets?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)

And not for the first time I'll wager...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)

OF MAN FOAM

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)

Woul......

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

Pip is staying up for this Christmas.

(REWRITABLE, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

With a tranquiliser gun

And a net

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

With twin front airbags

I see.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

those broken knees are gonna smart

when she lands

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

this. It could be a fish-eye lens, too I suppose.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)

We have lift off ! . . . And up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

she's going to fall over backwards

that sack is far too large

oh, and woo.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)

Yeah, but look at the counter-weights...

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)

now those

are some festive baubles!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)

She has ballast.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)

indeed.

that explains why i keep falling over forwards

*orders large sack*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)

And yet you're taking my snoobs off me?

Or are they to go on the back?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

yes. yes they are.

they'll enjoy it back there.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)

Colour it

Colour it hard

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:57, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)

Oooh, that's odd

I see a ribcage side on. With a neck above it. With a bolt in it.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

I see a staircase in an abandonded cathedral

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)

Ok, first question...

do you happen to be standing near a staircase in an abondoned cathederal right now?
:)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:35, archived)

No, but that would be cool.

If you take the lines as stone steps leading up a broken tower
there is a statue of an angel that's fallen off its pedestal atop a cracked arch.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)

aha

he (she(they)) has a point

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

Haha

I see it!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

Oh good

*cancels men in white coats*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)

There are exits to the North, South and West.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:36, archived)

Go East

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

You crash repeatedly into a wall until bleeding.

There are exits to the North, South and West.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)

Fall down

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)

You are lying on a floor.

There is a puddle of blood beneath you.

There is a bottle of Anaesthetic grade whiskey to your left.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

*rolls D20*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

Ask me how Zul'Aman is going

/sorry

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

I was contemplating it.

But I thought no.

I haven't got enough HP.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

Bear boss down in time.

Eagle and Lynx down too. Trouble on Dragonhawk though. Flamebreath is a nightmare, especially when people dont move >< Target of Target i scream.

Sigh. If only my brother were here now. He would point and weep.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)

How's Zul'Aman going?

Oh, and Cap'n - I once wrote a song called: Roll 1d16 To Determine Hit Points Against Dragon.

*puts cloak on*

Oh yes!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

That's awesome!

I want a t shirt with a big D20 on. I'm obsessed with those things. I've got a steel one and it's ACE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)

A STEEL one?

Well I guess it's useful for those disagreements with the DM...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)

Yeah, a mate bought it for me for my 21st.

It's handmade, so I don't use it as it's probably weighted to fuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)

And thus a good weapon...

"I'm going to throw my steel 1d20 in the Dragon's balls at great velocity."

"The Dragon collapses, incapacitated"

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)

pah, who wants an armour set that looks like a scarecrow anyway? :)

^^ recently stopped raiding with half t4/t5

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fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)

I have the head from the bear. First reaction from guildie:

'You look like you are wearing a shed'

:(

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)

NIIICE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

nice

is she wearing a mail boxes etc. logo
www.mbe.co.uk/index.aspx

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)

she?

EDIT - riiiiight.

I see it now.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:36, archived)

goth lad, hey? so hard to tell these days

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

Wearing braille blinds top . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)

Yam it sexah laydee time?

Oh and he won by 115038 votes:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)

HAHAHAHA

I love the guilt-trip headline:
"You named him, now save him."
As if voting in a whale naming competition automatically transfers responsibility for the continuing well-being of that whale to the voter.
Well listen Greenpeace, I cared enough to help ensure that he had an awesome name. And I think that counts for something.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)

And I can't wait to harvest his blubbery goodness.

Mmmm blubber.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)

Am I the only one

who sees Fred Flintstone in the upper right?

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

Super happy fun time yeah!

You go bang now!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:22, archived)

I do?

Oh, I do.

Yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:23, archived)

Never was a truer thing spoken.

*proffers click*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

Mr Mallet?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

I used to call Timmy Mallett 'Teeyee mawep' when I was an ickle captain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

I think I called him 'that idiot with the stupid glasses'

But I can't remember

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

Theoretically speaking

You should really have done your best to hunt him down and kill him to death.

But kids never know these things. You can be forgiven.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:26, archived)

He used to live round the corner from me

In Iver. When I was at uni. That was just before he made his short lived comeback at Freshers Weeks and what not. Back then he was broken.

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Captain Fabulous is what Willis was talking 'bout., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)

Did he have Magic with him

and was he stuffed?
Magic that is, and not Timmy because that would be silly
*imagines*

(Hoof Hearted, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)

He didn't even wear funny glasses or bermuda shorts

He was just a man that lived in a house. Though someone did get him to do something in their film project I think.

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Captain Fabulous is what Willis was talking 'bout., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:32, archived)

'film project'

*imagines*

(Hoof Hearted, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

Sick

But intriguing nonetheless.

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Captain Fabulous is what Willis was talking 'bout., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

*boik*

(Hoof Hearted, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:42, archived)

There are THREE Captains? This is getting confusing...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

Misser Mallet he play now yeah!

Fun for the good times we play now yeah!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

*does whackawave*

(Hoof Hearted, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

Mallets Mallet is a word association game were you musn`t pause, hesitate, repeat a word or you get a bash on the head like this

*doink*

or like this

*doink*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)

So no hesitation, repetition, deivation or repetition then?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)

*doink*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

Doink me would ya?

*doinks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)

board based

Mallets Mallet.

Now THERE is an idea.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:32, archived)

*doink*

You repeated 'antidisestablishmentarianism'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)

Infact, isnt it a win fi you put that long drug name + train station in wales + antidisestablishmentarianism into the game. I mean, thats 60 seconds already.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

Viagra + Fishguard + antidistestablishmentarianism?

Not that long....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

you broke mallets mallet

Is that not a criminal offence in your county?

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

Only if you do it on a Tuesday with six sheep and a blowtorch

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)

Damn, wednesday

/calls off the police

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)

Yeah. Like Just A Minute! for kidses.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

Clement Freud vs Paul Merton

on mallets mallet would be gold.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

Lolly mallet lickin' time . . . slurp !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

Needs more "Wac" plaster!!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)

he seems to be raising an eyebrow

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)

STOP!!!

hammertime

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

Haven't done one of these for a while

1024 x 768

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)

*hypnotised*

Still got your fireworks as wallpaper :)

Really should get the extinguisher....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

'noons Mrs

*sends round a dozen burly firemen*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

Phwoar!

*puts on silky nightie and dressing gown in readiness*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

Hehehe

I've saved it for future use. I still have Mr. Splashy Pants.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

Mr Splashy Pants?

Go and see your GP

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:32, archived)

No I've just patented Tenaman

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:36, archived)

*chokes on biscuit*

Hahahahaha!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)

That must have hurt!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

piss of the mind variety

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

nice :)

I think you should do them more often.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

crackin'!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

ooh.

*looks at pretty lights*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

This is rather splendid.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:19, archived)

This reminds me of a time when I was on shrooms

We figured it out. We figured it aaaaalllll out...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:23, archived)

Light . . . ning !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)

reminds me of Halo mission (the one that goes up the hill at night)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)

oooh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)

great stuff!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)

Police issue new picture of 'Canoe Man'

who showed up in London in December after being missing for several years.

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:14, archived)

WINNER!

Winner I say!

EDIT: CL_ICK - CL_ICK - CL_ICK - CL_ICK - CL_ICK

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:14, archived)

hahahaha!

The beard gives him away every time :)
clicketyclickclickclick

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Three Dog Man, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

Bloody Brilliant.

props and a *click* to you, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)

hahaha

acings.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

you clever cunt :)

w/y/h

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

And he's buying

a fish ladder to canoe in . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)

hahaha

when his kids arrive he crouches down and hides

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

Uh-oh...

(no compo, as it's not a card. there's a free plug with the background, though.)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)

Where's my plug?

*demands a 3 pin*

(Hoof Hearted, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

Piss

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

*denies*

*single-plugs*

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

FREE PLUG?!

Oh I hope it's one of them European ones.

*subscribes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

Here's your

plug

Don't hover. It's not horses. Just click it and laugh.
(Hovering ruins the surprise, and that's no fun for you).
Just trust me on this.

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ClanSoul, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)

Oh how lovely.

I'm not hurt at all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)

Aww you know I'm only joking :)

*huggles*

I couldn't find anywhere remotely fail to post it :(

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ClanSoul, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:08, archived)

*sniffs*

And now everyone thinks I condone rape.

I'm not having a good day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:09, archived)

What's the problem?

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ClanSoul, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:11, archived)

Well I certainly don't condone rape.

Apart from rape the plant, as it's very pretty when it's all yellow. And it needs all the friends it can get, with that name.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)

*rapes plant*
*in delivery orifice*

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:14, archived)

*hugs*

I don't :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:14, archived)

Well that's alright then. :-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)

Here's that hug you gave me yesterday

*hug*

With added chocolate pie

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)

PIE!

I love pie. And I love chocolate.

But most of all I love hugs from rather lovely young ladies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:23, archived)

*huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

Oh you two are so lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

Ha!

That rocks!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:08, archived)

I knew I knew that tune

youtube.com/watch?v=jgrQdxzFAtM

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fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

That's buggered it then!

* he will get off in 3 days for good behaviour

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

I received mine today - great Ebayer AA+++b=(A/3)x2-5b

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Three Dog Man, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:09, archived)

Gah!

*remembers*

Some git didn't put enough postage on my item and now I have to schlep all the way to the Delivery Office to collect it.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)

I know that that Santa's like.

The sneaky lil shite will blame the Elf Service.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

sorry for sillyness

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

hahaha

no apologies required!
'ning all

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

Say cheese...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

"Cheddar"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

"Camembert"

edit: Why upset?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

"Edam"

* Its made backwards you know

* and this is why www.b3ta.com/board/7861823

EDIT: Go on, talk french to me...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

why are you upset at someone making friendly suggestions about your wobble?

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)

Because I don't understand...

as i mentioned.. i only know how to programe in BBC Basic!

* Sob, Sob, I'm so thick._{._{._{._{._{._.}}}}}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)

Does anyone else remember these?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)

Yes.

And me and my sisters breaked it playing Chuckie Egg repeatedly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

I loved that game

www.repton3.co.uk/chuckieegg.php

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sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:26, archived)

Love it!

Thank you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)

BBC Micro rules!

I still have one of these up and running with at least 3 Repton games (amongst many others) from when I was a kid. Don't think I ever completed any of them!

(annexed, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:53, archived)

I completed all of them!

/superior (software) blog

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:55, archived)

And the sound it made when saving your gave to audio tape..

EEEEEeeeeeee.... Woooooo...... EEEEEeeeeeee.... Woooooo...... EEEEEeeeeeee.... Woooooo...... EEEEEeeeeeee.... Woooooo...... etc

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

Ooooh

Chucky Egg, Elite, Arcarians, jumpers for goalposts...

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sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

I still have two

And an original Cub monitor and a plotter. I haven't had them out in a while, maybe I will over Chrimbo...

/geek

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

he was my best friend!

(dogof2head, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)

"Remember"?

I have two that still work

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JimM, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:41, archived)

Aw, le pauvre Wobbly Bloke

Puis-je t'embrasser?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)

Thank you...

and I will give you one back.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)

Is he on strike?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

"Brie"

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

Mmmmmmm

On biscuitsforcheese. One of the lovely poppy seed ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)

MINE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)

NO!

You can have those strangely bready round soft ones. And the sweet hovis ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

FECK! RIGHT! OFF!

WORST. CRACKERS. EVAR!!
*steals tin and holds in the air* YOINK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)

Ok, you can share the poppy seedy ones with me.

But equal rights, yes?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:07, archived)

I like the sweet hovis ones

is there something wrong with me?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)

Loads do.

But Dave and I don't. Because of The Reason.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:07, archived)

there's something wrong with you two?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)

Totally the opposite.

There's something very, very right about us.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)

Me too

They make excellent doors for a gingerbread cottage.

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:09, archived)

I like the ones where when you snap them in half...

.. a fifty pound note falls out.

* Has no-one else ever had one of those?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

brie am all of the bestest!!!!

(

Just Flange, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

Is he part of the equal opportunities recruitment drive?

he looks a bit special

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)

cheese

where's my goddamn prize

(

gravytrain, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

I love the way he is holding that cheese, close to his heart...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)

I was harrassed by the plod last night...

...they're all a bunch of c*nts, if they don't like the pay they should get a different job like the rest of us (non-public sector) workers have to do in the real world.

/laissez-faire blog

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

And then what happens when there's no coppers?

Edit- I must point out that also at least 5 police types aren't cunts, for some of them is my fambly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:09, archived)

Plenty of people

are unemployed...

Free movement of labour and all that :P

Ok, they all c*nts, apart from your family :)

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

Fair enough.

I think they're worth all they can get, but then I know what they have to put up with.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:19, archived)

Were you in a drunken fight?

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)

I had the temerity

to get smacked about a bit on my way out of the football, I responded with an impressive show of restraint (in other words I'm a big softie). One of my friends decided to inform a policeman... who then proceeded to try and arrest him.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

if you're being entirely laisse-faire about things

surely you'd have no business interfering with employees organising themselves into collective action to force the hand of an employer?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)

Absolutely not

...as long as they're not policemen/women... c*nts! :P

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)

Well, next time you get beaten up, trying called an alternative comedian

/Mayall

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:26, archived)

If you see my reply to Pachey above...

That's probably a bloody good idea! :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

Badum!

TISSCH!

Panama is quite a way to go to hide it . . .
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)

Pffffffffffffff

I haven't had a good Pffffffffff in a while...

Well done. :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)

Hahahaha!

He looks like my ex's pervy dad.

I wish his wife would stop snivelling 'ooooh, my sons won't talk to me'.

Yeah, because you conveniently forgot to tell them their dad wasn't dead.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:16, archived)

i trust he didn't ask for help hiding his canoe, did he?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:20, archived)

No, but he did go to prison for raping his wife.

And bugging her and allsorts. Bugging as in recording, not constantly asking what the time was.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)

Quite an achievement for a 'dead' man.

He should have got her sent down for Necrophilia.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)

Bugging still better than what I first read it as

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22the+best+bugger+on+the+west+coast%22
and, oh. my offhand joke suddenly seems less funny now. sorry about that, capt

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)

I don't care

She was a bitch as well.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)

lol

Now, can someone quote this totally out of context to =

Bitches deserve to be raped

/should work for the Daily Mail

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)

[quote=Captain Wow]

Bitches deserve to be raped
[/quote]

The facts DO NOT lie.

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)

still, bitch or not she probably doesn't deserve raping

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)

Really this

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)

She wasn't.

I reckon she bullshitted, she did about everything else.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

Ooooo

p.s. I just noticed the Sig - If I were a lady i would join your club.

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)

Then it wouldn't be a one-woman club

I wonder if she has any other clubs?

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

I've got a big wooden one

*bashes Pachey over the head*

*drags off to cave*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)

Well

I would start up a Peoples Front of Judiah style Mono-Lady club.

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

Hah!

The man's an arse!

Happy festivochristomulus!

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:16, archived)

Haha!

www.b3ta.com/board/7846272

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)

Hah!

Excellent. I'm all for converged holidays and celebrating baby jesus hatching from a chocolate egg nailed to a plank of wood.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)

oh dear

thats even WORSE than rowing home for christmas by Chris Rea

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)

You are my inspiration

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:31, archived)

WOOHOO

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)

Which is exactly the same tune as one of his other songs

Which is also crap

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)

hahaha!

He wanted to have his kayak and eat it!

(

Three Dog Man, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)

That's oarful.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)

Don't talk rowlocks

It's oarsome!

(

Three Dog Man, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)

I ought to paddle your behind

for these puns.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:30, archived)

*keels over*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)

oh no!

she's had a stroke!

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)

Just give her some port.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)

I sea you know your stuff

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)

I always have a stroke where I can

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)

Quick!

We can save her with our cox

(

Three Dog Man, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)

someone try and wave down an ambulance

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)

Oh what a star(board)!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)

hmmm

(dogof2head, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)

ha ha ha

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)

Well it is a total wind up

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)

Ding!

Nice one do2h

HE'S ONE

OF A FUNNY BLOKE!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

Hahahahaha!

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

hahaha

brilliant!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

arf!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

Took waaaay too long....

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

the shadow's a bit wierd at the start

but I like the 3d look :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)

I know - I couldn't sort it without reallly taking the piss.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)

/Hank Marvin blog.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

I always thought that's what they were saying

Isn't there a footballer or something called Houtini?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

Platini?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:36, archived)

Looks shit to me . . .

C];0D

Woo!
Is it a poo?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

bindun?

fat c**T

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)

I don't get it.

What have you done?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

Put a big slab of cheese in the foreground

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)

Oh yes, I see it now...

Cheers!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

Any time, I like to be helpful

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

Mum!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

shopped only please

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

pfft

sorry

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)

shopped pics....

oh never mind

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

while im not a particular fan

of this man, or the station as a whole, it's a somewhat easy target. Fat gobby lad = Jabba.

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:58, archived)

Exactly.

It's a universal constant. Nothing anyone can do it about apart from point at fat jabbas and laugh.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

I saw

a blind man walk into a lamppost.

That was a point and laugh for fucking ages.

Still feel the guilt.

p.s. big crisis of confidence. Is it lamppost or lampost....

p.p.s not that the poor sod cared for the spelling.

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

Lamppost as it's a post with a lamp on it.

Have a Christmas Jesus.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

Corrrr

look at him go. They never learned me that at the CofE school. If the bible had more rocket propelled saviours I for one would tune in more.

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)

It was some talent.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:13, archived)

that's the effect

gold, frankincense and myrrh has on a baby's digestive system

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

do you work

for N.A.S.A? Are these proprietry secrets that you shouldnt really be letting us all know?

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)

that's what powered all the moon rockets

armstrong personally donated one of his less-wanted babies to the programme

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)

she has a nice pair of jugs

(dogof2head, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)

fat c**t?

Bless your lack of creativity.

I personally think the guys hilarious - egotistical, but that's what makes it so funny for eight million people every morning.

Have an ignore on the house!

EDIT: Won't be missing much judging from the profile anyway...

(pubic_alopecia, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:04, archived)

Horses for courses i suppose

I mean, he isnt my cup of tea (although i did used to listen), but to be fair that is because I listen to Radio 4 - and at 25 that is more of a sin than liking or hating a rotund man on Radio 1.

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)

Radio 4 is very good sometimes!

When Moyles is away I admit to a listen now and then - and I'm 19.

(pubic_alopecia, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)

ahahahahahahaah

still in teens and listening to radio4.

SADDO!!!!!!!!!!!!

/sorry, couldn't resist....

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)

ditto

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)

After 'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

Pffft!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

haha :)

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

Lovely...

* i will tell my wife about this place

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)

Must................resist...............making......................pant................beard................comment

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

How are you doing?

* can he resist for much longer?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)

I'm Grand ta

*asplodes*

PANT BEARD!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

Never mind...

I think we were all expecting it...

Now go and have a lay down

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

Thanks

Wake me up when Jolly Jack posts some Furry smut

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:01, archived)

Will do,,,

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

What?

A mimsi 'tash?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)

** i move away from the mic to breathe in

(

fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:04, archived)

Office snort.

That's your second click of the day from me ghostie... don't go getting greedy now.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

does he do back sack and cracks?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

hehehhe

most funnlious!

i wonder if he gathers wood whilst performing bushcraft?

(dogof2head, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

No just shoots and leaves.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

hahaha

he'd probably craft a nice warm pair of winter gloves from the clippings

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)

I was thinking more a nice warm muff:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

d'oh

how could i have missed the obvious?
you're on form today, sir

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)

Sorry

Won't happen again:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

you're on fire, today!

today!*throws petrol on*
Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)

Is that an alternative to waxing?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)

hahahahaha

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

It's the same every week

My missus makes me watch this, honestly.

p.s. Would

(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

she's got lovely norks

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

^ These ^

and them ¬

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

she has hasn't she. i think she's really kinda fit, in a "wanting to knob your best mates mum" kinda way.

(

Just Flange, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

What are the criteria?

They all look pretty much the same to me.

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

oh god no, there are a million and one differences. surely as a lady you must notice?

(

Just Flange, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)

As a lady, I don't really pay much attention to boobs

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

LIES!

All women I know are obsessed by their own and others.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

this

women love pointing out how crap other ladys boobs are ot calling pert boobed ladies "bitches", or wishing they were bigger/smaller, etc...

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:03, archived)

I don't

And I don't know anyone else who does either.

You must hang around with some very strange ladies.

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

you don't?

not ever?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)

I DO!

* Hang around with some very strange ladies that is

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)

So far, pretty much all the women I've dated have been as Thor says

(including the straight ones).

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

I'm sure

That they change size 3 times in every episode

(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

^this^

She fluctuates so much, it's the hot topic of the evening

/dull life blog

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

I reckon

you could turn it into a drinking game. Each time they change size, you have down a shot of vodka.

(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)

each time she appears on scrren and she's pregnant take a drink

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:58, archived)

you'd

have cirrhosis after a couple of weeks, she's always pregnant

(prostheses, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)

NIPS!

In our house she's known as "Big Boobs Beanie"

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

^This

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

I prefer "Sarah Boobie"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)

woo :)

did anyone else see this last night and really wanted to punch the posh children?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

how can i not look at her tits

as they are all teh lully.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

i read something where she said thought men liked her because

she was bossy, telling people what to do, and that men liked to be dominated etc.
personally, i think she's crediting men with too subtle a thought process when it comes to attraction. it's just the tits

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

i concur with this statement

men are very base in there desires.

BOOBIES! FTW!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

More of an Ass man myself

but still, JUBBLIES!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)

i don't think you're ready

for this jelly.

while i like a nice ass, i think excessively large J-lo type asses can cause too much of a radically forward pelvic tilt.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)

this

nail on head....

(prostheses, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)

pffffffffft

win

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

You missed the bit where she tells them to

paint everything beige. Aside from that, spot on!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)

Pffffftt

All TV property programmes are like this...

*imagines a 3-some with her and kirstie Allsop*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

er, just back in a minute

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

Kirstie

she's another one. I so would, and I dont really know why, because letsface it, shes a bit of a chunk.

/truffle shuffles off the property ladder

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)

Ah now...

Kirstie I can agree with you on.

and I also have no idea why, it's not the size that puts me off, it's the pasty skin and tory scum voice... And yet...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

Yeah, i wasnt saying

teh fat is so horrendous i couldn't manage, im just saying that considering she is a larger lady a LOT of men like her. She's a lady bear (can any lesbians please correct me if they already have a name for lady bear types?)

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

come on,

she's not that fat. only if all you compare her to is girls from hollyoaks and stick-thin pop star wannabees

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

I think she's pretty normal looking....

Maybe that's it as well?

I can't stand these characterless Holloaks 'babes', give me the normal lady any day of the week.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

^ this

the whole celeb & glamour model thing has been carefully refined to a point where they're all almost tediously good-looking in exactly the same way. it's a bit boring

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)

~~almost~~

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)

true

and as a portly gent myself im not going to /point and /wave - i suppose in a round about way im trying to sort of imply that:

She ISN'T the lowest common denominator lady, but still has a sex appeal that I cant put my finger on.

I mean at least Beenie wears the tops that make her norks look even more mahusive. Kirstie is always in some fuck off coat and scarf combo.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

she's a bit dirty-looking, no? that may be part of it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

I think it must be...

I really really don't WANT to like her...

But even so... I'd love to hear her whisper dirty things in that cut-glass accent...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

oh good lord

my squildo has been graped.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)

Yopu're not suggesting its the same every week?

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

ps Would too, but she's ALWAYS pregant.
Rather have Kirsty and her posh tory scum voice

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)

I shall show her this!

Not sure how she'll take it..... hopefully rectally!

*reminds self to edit this first!*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

if the above message is edited

it used to say that hopefully she'd take it rectally.

LDD Serving the People since 1984

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!

YOU B'STARD!!

HE'S LYING, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)

i demand an autographed picture of her

inscribed with

"To Thor, you can hammer down my partition wall anytime, love teh Beanie, XXX"

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)

Hahaha

she's one of my occasional clients!
If she's in a good mood I'll ask!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)

Splendid

she doesn;t have to sign it with that line, just a normal singed pic will be 100% fantastic.

we started to collect signed pics as uni, someone even had William G Stewart.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:29, archived)

Hahaha

I used to have a Jimmy Hill & Des Lynham signed Brentford ticket.
/claim to no fame.

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:34, archived)

Who is this large chested vixen? Nice tits ftw :)

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)

hahaha - nice one

Property Ladder circa 1992 would have been an ace show.

Owner: I've just painted my lounge beige and added an extra window

Alsop: You're fucked mate - total value's dropped by 6.5% - but the extra sunlight has increased it by £160 quids..

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)

Doodle

I thought I'd show you something I drew.

(er, it's not finished but probably never will be)

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)

Crikey!

That's a bit good / scary...

Finish it, gwarn!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

excellent

some kind of fallen angel with its wings broken off?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

that happened in china the otherday

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

and on CSI

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

kinda reminds me of aphex twin

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

I want your sooooooul!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:13, archived)

hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mesa lafffiiiin

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:16, archived)

Hahahaha

pure ace

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:11, archived)

Set phasers to spang

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

Ris?

Wogan's a cock

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)

Blankety Blank I'm guessing.

But yes, Wogan is a blank.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

filling in the blanks?

www.tvradiobits.co.uk/bitsandpieces/wogan.htm

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

I thought it was that fat dead bloke who presented that

What was his name again?

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

wogan did it before fat dead bloke

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

Henry VIII?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

Not sure?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

would have been better

the actual dawson was by far the most annoying thing in that show

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)

A thing of great wonder.

Woo.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:32, archived)

yes, he has. as we could all too clearly see with those moleskin trousers

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

Hahaha

What about Les Dawson?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)

He's in the other ear

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

Hahahaha!

morning lol *click*

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Weetobix, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)

So sad...

(dogof2head, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)

Of your silliness

I do approve.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:23, archived)

ahaaa

wiked

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:24, archived)

Je ne comprends pas

Mais c'est très amuseant

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)

Ooh la la!

Madame Trellis est avec ALLLL Francais . . . malereusment! Incroiable!
merde

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)

Oui, je suis toute française aujourd'hui

Je ne sais pas pourquoi. Ah oui, c'est le défaut de Monsieur Scaramanga!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)

Fwap

Je ne sais pas pourquoi.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)

Parce que je suis la plus sexie ici

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)

NO!

you should know better!

* I prefer Peanut Butter on mine

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:40, archived)

Hurrmph

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

*feels MUCH better*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:40, archived)

hahahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

ba weep gra na weep ninny bong

/joins the /transformers channel

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

Why must you mock me with your linguistic skills?

Do you see me showing off my abilites round here?

Non.

Err... no. shit.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)

Je te vois avec tes capacités

Mais ne pas les linguistiques ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

'allo 'allo...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)

So I said 'Pretentious!? Huang Yip!?'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)

Well now I've got no idea what language you're even using.

*passes black beret, polo neck sweater, tight jeans and pointy shoes*

Top marks!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

Yopu are Russel Brand!

AICMFP

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)

I always get him confused with Russel Grant.

Which one is the unfunny tossbag?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)

Haha, how queer =)

Slight TJ: Following on from this and this, whilst in a shop in 'famp this lunchtime, I saw a stand full of Mini Eggs and Creme Eggs. Seriously, wtf?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)

Chocklit profit, man!

man!I was in Weston Favell . . . what a chav-filled dump!
I heard a toddler call a twenty-four year old 'granny'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)

Always has been, always will be

I put it down to proximity to the college

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)

Oh, the college where TLH teaches, you mean?

the college where TLH teaches you mean?*GLOWERS*
Hahahaha! Yeah prolly

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

Where I went, briefly

For a term. Yes, that one. And I meant the kids, not the tutors...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

you twist and turn like a twisty, turny thing!

turny thing!C]:0)
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)

How Rare!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)

Did this series last night.

Click for bigger (11KB)

Click for bigger (10KB)

Click for bigger (11KB)

(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)

they scare me with their blank expressions

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:24, archived)

They are watching you.

(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)

Fixed!

That's better :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)

Hahahaha

(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

generic

office workers?? might be good to stick some word clipart round em!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)

ommmmm you said the c word

I'm telling

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

weeeee!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

YO! no leaching, tis in teh FAQ!

rehost it somewhere else, like www.b3tards.com then it'll be fine.

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Just Flange, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

woops.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

[Hopes you loiks it Ms Pachey...

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)

ha!

best one!!!!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)

I love her smile too!

;)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:16, archived)

slut

Edit: meaning you, not the lovely SSS

*struggles with grammer and realitay*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:18, archived)

Hahaha

'noongles!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)

alright

I am on a strange plane.

I have been going to bed late each night after smoking my post and getting into work at 8am.

I feel peculiar.

However, last night was super. I watched "Where the Buffalo Roam" and smoked a couple of fatties while finishing of some programming. I highly recommend the film. I can't decide if Bill Murray or Johnny Depp plays the best Hunter S. Thompson, although they play him remarkably similarly. I'm happy to say that they're both fucking ace.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:24, archived)

This is what I do most nights!

Except watching films, I dont know how people do it!
I will be going cold turkey any day now until the 20th!!
AAahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

and

your smiles lovely too....ahem...

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

haha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)

that's worse than Milhouses test

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)

hahahaha

excellent

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:16, archived)

haha

awww that's nice :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:16, archived)

What's wrong with tea?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:16, archived)

It's not coffee

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)

^this

it is also not tobacco.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)

^this^

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)

& it's certainly not Marmite!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)

but thats a good thing

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:24, archived)

or cheese

or HP sauce

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)

coffee is bad

if you drink too much, it causes migraines, cystitis and thrush.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)

So does my ex

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)

So do i

apparently my sperm is too acidic

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

How inconsiderate of you

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

It is Satans sperm!

Truth!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:23, archived)

Hummina Hummina!

Red hot kitchen action! Woo!
*rubs thighs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)

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