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# You voted for it
You got it
www.b3ta.com/challenge/movieletterswitch/
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Yay
I have noticed that movie based challenges usually get the best results.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
#
best results most reposts/binduns/completely off topic entries
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# yeah
very true, now I think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# by 'eck
and oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I've got some ace ideas for this.
I can't wait to get home and get photoshop up and running.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ^this, only I am at home
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# NGNGNGNGNGGGRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# RRRCCSSSSTTTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# You sound like will it blend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# word up heff!
whats a 401K?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# That'd be a retirement savings plan
where your employer takes out a percentage of your earnings, puts it into some sort of non-secured growth fund (managed outside the company) and matches your contribution, somewhere between 50% to 100%, up to, say 10% of your salary.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# then the Chancellor steals it to balance his PFI fuckups?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ex
ACTLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ahhh....
hokay!
you ok mate?
did you enjoy the holidays?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Yeppers!
Finally got a truck! Yay me!!
The kiddies got fuck-all, so it all worked out.
Nah, they made out too. All in all, a good time was had by most.
And you, good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# it was ok.
didn't really feel really christmassy...
plus the nipper was poorly.


so what sort of over-sized truck did you get?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# It was one of these:
In fact, it was THIS one.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I'm glad I went to midnight mass this year, my prayers have been answered
cheers ro...God
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# haven't we had this?

not that I actually give a fuck anymore..just wondering
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# jesus man, who pissed on your parsley?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Oh my goodness, I hate parsley so much
they put it on EVERYTHING in restaurants, and mix it in as well. And it tastes of fucking GAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# parsley is yum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# see this is why you fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I != fail
it says here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# you've lost me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# i wholly concur with this statement. parsley sux nutz.
nice turn of phrase tho, it just popped into my head, i love alliteration.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# it does, and well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# utter cunts and their fanboys
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Can I ask a question?
Now bearing in mind you and I get on, and I'd rather you didn't shout at me because my day isn't going so well anyway, what is going on with you and Manley?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# oh no you didn't!!1111!1!1oneone
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# He doesn't have to answer
I'm just curious...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# he is a gradeA. self obsessed over opinionated cunt

who did nothing but badmouth me and everything I did on here..he's a cock and will always be reminded of that fact by me.

the end.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# If he normally has you on ignore, it becomes fairly pointless
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# then ignore me and it won't bother you

it's as simple as that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# No, I'm not going to do that.
I like your work. I also like Manley's.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Right.
Thank you for explaining, it wasn't really my place to ask but I was awfully intrigued- I've not seen such boyvenom in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# of course we have
b3ta just loops, no original thought, just movie posters or pop culture, utter shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)
# it looks that way doesn't it?

I was going to suggest nursery rhymes made real..but I can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# i hope one day there is a dictator challenge
that has an origional idea, leaving it up to the board to vote doesn't seem to work
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# last dictator/rob challenge was lol text on a chair

and that was a monumental fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
#
*fires up the shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# that mink,
he'll be insufferable now...
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Do we get naughty stepped
if we change more than one letter?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# yes
violently
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Of course.
But it'll be only a sexy naughty step
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# the one with the dildo glued on?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# That'd be a different challenge.
...to see how strong your sphincter is.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I wish I wish I wish
I had photoshop and the skillz to assemble my Jurassic Pork masterpiece

(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# uh oh
i sense a disturbance in the Farce..the scope for dodgy porn titles rife with this challenge is
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# utter shit
for the 3rd time i think
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hmmm
Links board for this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# noon all
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# cor
i likes that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# yaay :D

about bloody time :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# OK, but don't bite my face.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# well he can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# thats what i told him!
*lies
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# well tell him again
nobody is biting anybody today, and if they do it's the naughty step
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Aieeee!
Eet ees da zombie of meestah potato head!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# RAR
Into the playpen you get.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# can I please play with
the contents of your playpen?
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You might get bitten
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)
# meh?
who needs hand skin anyway?
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# That's the spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Of course!
They is all lovely creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# may I also audition for a space in the playpen of doom?
ah-hem





GLAAAAAAAAAARG
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# How many teeth have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# 57, mostly my own
I am also very pus-filled
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Ooooh!
Do you want to kill all the humans? I only want you if you want to kill all the humans. Eat your way out via their chest, that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# maybe not quite ALL of them
but certainly the vast majority.

might I add: I am made of time, which is a useful trait in vengence against humans

(please note, not THYME)
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# That's pretty excellent.
Get in the playpen, new baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# it's comfy and warm in here*
*remove the words 'comfy and warm' and replace them with 'sharp and pungent'
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Thyme is on my side
So I've got half a shot against ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Back in thyyyme
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Thyme is on my......
......bride?




mmmm oven roasted Thyme Bride!
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# sweetly scented ping pong balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Raar!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I'm biteproof
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Awwww this is lovely!
I like a nice nibble!

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)
# yay sharksies
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Does anyone remember watching Elmo's World at any point?
I think that's what it was called. With Mr Noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# nope
but i want a 'tickle me Flymo'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# For the givings to the small childrens?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# for cutting the grass, silly
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# that HAS to be 'shopped :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# we had a thunder storm a few years ago,
and my daughters elmo toy dealy came on after a particularly loud rumble and scared the shite out of me.
i HATE elmo.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Because you're frightened of him.
Most manly thing you've said in AGES, Ives.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# is it manly to be scared of elmo?
i'm scared of spiders and drowning too....
grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm scared of water
You should have seen me trying to get into a boat in Amsterdam. Took me ten minutes of trying before I wimped out and had to be led down the jetty shaking.

I can't swim very well, but I do float naturally so I have no idea why I'm so scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# i don't float at all.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Sucks to be you.
You haven't got two big buoyancy aids strapped to your chest at all times though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# oh, and like - you do?
Prove it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Yay Elmo
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Oh yay!
That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# YES!!
bite my leg so i can go home!!
*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ideal Height?
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I can see God's minge in the centre there.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# oh yes
indeed you can
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase
Come into the light
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# That's smell horrible if the light'd been on for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# 'mon the Biffy
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# milo manara rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# noon all


i drew space monkey for the fist time in ages yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# You talented cunt!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# bloody great
sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# :) I like his expression.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Determined
is how I would describe him.
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Yes, I saw a mixture of determination and concentration
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *PLOP*
oooops!

I was too determined
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# This is lovely
More please sir!

Also happy new year :D how's the bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
# the bikes still going strong
but my car was vandalised last night quite badly, fucking cunts !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Bastards.
You should set your space monkey on them, it's all they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# NEEDS MORE MANGA/ANIME BOLLOCKS


EDIT: sorry, that's cockin ace, as per usual!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# my eye hurts - it feels like i've been punched :( i'm not happy!


Click for bigger (345KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# The Nolan Sisters?
/very good, as always Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# damn it
you guessed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# It is physically impossible
to fantasise about the Nolans as individuals.
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# WHAT!

Are you saying that they are not siamese twins?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I'm on a one-man quest to have Siamese twins classified as arachnids for HR purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I thought
there was 5 of them pesky Nolans, so they would be like Siamese Quintuplets.

mmmmm sexy

someone needs to call rentokill, we have a Nolan infestation
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Isn't it impossible to fantasise physically anyway?
'Cos then you'd just be acting out the fantasy, wouldn't you?

Genuine questions. My life is perfect, I don't need to fantasise about anything.

Except maybe a scotch egg the size of the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Well yes
...I suppose you're right you clever brain box.

you make my mind soggy.
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Never mind, we're all friends here
EMBRACE THE SCOTCH EGG.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Would.
Thrice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Have!
Although I probably won't be having anything else now.....the pointy teeth ARGGHHH!

Woo Jesse!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ouch!!
crosses legs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# arrgh!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Awwwwwwww tis a cutiebaby.
*scoops it up in a blanket*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Cooch its cheeksies :D
*snuggles* hiya gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hello dollface!
How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Grand ta, all the better for seeing you again! PHROOAR!
Happy Newt Ears, hope you and man wife had a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# We did, we did- very small affair at home with the telly and some mates
nothing exciting- what did you get up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Drinking, eating, falling over and hungry hippos
the usual :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hungry hippos!
I wish we'd had that much fun. We played some Wii...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hehehe
just dont less them breast feed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Aww they are so precious.
*plonks them in the playpen with the lovely chestburster and baby predator*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# That's horrid.
I LOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# thank ya
sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I'm glad they're probably blind.
Probably.

A job well done, as per, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# thank ya
but your far to kind! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# It's much worse than that, from the looks of it!
happy new yearr
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# happy new year sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Aaaargh! Ye Gads!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Horrid yet Woo
V nice and a happy new year :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *fears*
Nappy flu ere Sir!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe
'appy new year sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# teefy goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# :D
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# fucking hell
imagine answering the door to carol singers and seeing that
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# hehehehe
now thats my kind of carol singers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Silly dinosaur! Cats taste horrid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I loves it! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Dig Boy, dig!
That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# This is also splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# This is Christ-like.
I like Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# 'appy new whatsit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Oh aye.
I haven't had to write down the date yet, so I look forward to many sevens being massaged into eights on the page over the coming weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Lots of angular 8s shall abound.
like little hourglasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# vertical infinity!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Fucking Jamiroquai
and his fucking hat
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Could be worse
you could have to live quite close to him, and get almost mown down by his fucking Bentley when you went anywhere near the village he lives in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Lovely!

Great jumping anim too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid.

*donates another fiver to rob, this sort of thing is why i waste so much time here.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# wow
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# They do?
I had a nice joint of kitty for lunch too :(

Most woo squire!

in other news: afternings all!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# 'noons miss Wagon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# 'noon dearie
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Pretty fine miss

yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I like cats
but I am rooting for the dino
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Haha
Poor cat, throw something at him!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hedgehedgehedgehedge
hooooghooooghoghoghoghoghoghog
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# The sport of kings...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ...and siths!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
#
the sport of kings gypsies

with the added advantage of getting to eat the losers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Needs more Road Kill?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha weeeeee :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Poor little guys must get cold.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# More of this kind of thing!
Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# it's spreading here, it's spreading there, some people even fasten curlers in their hair!
shame on you!

note: not one of you will get this. oh well, it's only one of the best songs ever recorded.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:40, archived)
# So much for lunch at work.

CFML
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# <-- flickr is that way you cock!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I took you off ignore last night because someone told me you reply to almost all my posts in this way.
It seems it is true.

Cheerio.

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# GO FUCK YERSELF YA SELF OBSESSED TALENTLESS COCK!!!

*don't worry I'll still be calling you a cock the next time you un ignore me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# You are so talented
Why does he bother you so much?
(allergic to curry, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# because he's an over opinionated cunt

who did nothing but badmouth everything I did
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Please, please just ignore each other

There's really no need for all this :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# If YOU don't like it you can ignore me..
your fucking choice.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Yes, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# then you know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# they're worms, Michael
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# maggots?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Threadworm?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# So much for not vomiting copiously until it feels like my liver's squirting out of my mouth like a river of gristle.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I hope that's entering the gob and not exiting.
Some of us are still feeling a bit fragile, y'know?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Apologies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# No prob, mate.
I'll never eat again, that's all, but there you go. I'll just learn to photosynthesise or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# GREEN!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I can see at least three tache hairs I'd have to hold you down and trim.
edit: four.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ooh!
*excites*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *grabs nail scissors*
Well I suppose it's better than you chewing it. My ex used to drive me crazy doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Do I drive you crazy,
baby?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Oh, constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Jesus Fucking Christ
your profile page is the best ever.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Thank you.
I am very pleased with the floating heads of Ian Paisley.

www.lordmanley.co.uk/paisley.php
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# It is truly magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# fanboy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Oh, give it a rest Proddy
it is actually good.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# That is really uncalled for
why are you so upset?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# to be honest i must concur here,
granted pedantichrist is a smug self-centered cunt, but mediocre's just trying to instill a little decorum around here, no need to fly off the handle at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Even Ian Paisley'd be pleased by that pic,
& he hasn't been pleased by ANYTHING AT ALL for more than 90 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I like noodles
but only with things in it, like meats and vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# so much for breakfast in bed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Yummy
Soup!
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# poor wee guy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# haha :)
For a while I thought that pan was full of ice cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha...not THAT good an orgasm then eh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Happy New Year, all
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand but it's making me laugh,
so woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/1024/flying_pickets.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# B3ta pin-ups calendar 2008
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I can't wait for the X-rated version
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# This is the X-rated version
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# This makes me quite glad I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# here:

Only You...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Well that's just lovely.
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# How strange
I was thinking of this song yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Aaaargh!
*remembers precisely that fear*
And to think, all those metal types go to such lengths to look cadaverous,
and this bloke was just a natural.
He'd have needed radical surgery to look anything BUT cadaverous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I don't think
you'd trust any of them to babysit your daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# For Mamon is a jealous master - leaves no room for any other...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *headbutts screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ...but is it Art?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# no no
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Freebs!
How could you?

In other news: Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hooray for art!
CFB

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# here's hopeing this year...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# looks a bit like celine dion...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# christ
that makes it exactly much worse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hhahahaha
(fleabag and save your soul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Thor?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Mega Margritte Pea!


(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Aaaargh!
It's horrible!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Looks like something out of Spongebob
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i want one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Horrible...sexy....it's a fine line

woo to this, and with clicks and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# That's excellent.
*feeds it a bit of cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I hope you have enough to go round...
...they've all seen it, too!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *sprinkles lovely cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# They remind me of those muppets
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# the BNP?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# lol
you know the 'yip yip' ones
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Is it
one of them thingy you can fit on your nipples?
(duck Quack !, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I found one of these on my missus's side of the bed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Argle argle argle. Nice tongue action there
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# MY POINT EXACTLY.
Well said Mr Penguin. *shakes flappy fin thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# precisely my thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# It's snowing here in Dewsbury.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# in Dewsbury.
Home of Mungo.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Shoddy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Well yes but where is that?
up down left right north east south west?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# West Yorkshire.
About 10 miles SW of Leeds.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# yay for west yorkshire b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I'm a South Yorkshire one.
So I couldn't possibly comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Ayelsbury is very south Yorkshire...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I wasn't born here.
It doesn't feel much like home either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I think it's in Russia
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Ahhhh, mother Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I've got to go to Dewsbury
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Good God, man, why?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# my mate's moved there and I haven't seen him for two years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Post up a picture to prove it.
...Plees?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
#

CFB
Yes, my house is a building site and yes, you may just have to take my word that there's snow.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Ok, I'm convinced.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Snow in sheffield
Yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hopefully still in scandinavia
where it belongs, bloody foreign weather coming over here and stealing all of our grit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# :D You do make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# then my life is complete.
nearly.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# still after the Football 82 sticker of Ian Rush then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Pffft
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ..
(fleabag and save your soul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas un Chav.
Edit- how rude! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# dixon in a burberry flasher mac?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *winces*
Well the earring's in the right ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I thought it looked familiar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Lovely!
Could I slip this cheeky Magritte pea in here?


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Oooh that's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# And so are you. Thanks, honey.
If you were a little closer to Bloomsbury, I'd hire you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# *hug* ahhhh bless you.
....where's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Near The British Museum
Edit: Lahndan, innit....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Christ, don't hire me!
You'd lose me to the museum!

I'm very easily distracted. This is exactly why I don't work in or around the Science Museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# you could work for the Home Office
you know what 'elicit' means and they don't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Do they not?
Surely they'd be more interested in things that are 'illicit'?

I was hoping I'd used that right, I must say- I'm never quite sure if I'm using words in the right way. At least if I try it here I'll soon be pounced on if I'm not using them correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# they also have trouble with there/their and its/it's
and rely on the word 'robust' too much
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Goodness.
That's awful- I could be their proof reader.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# this is confusing me
gah, there's a crumb under my g key
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# In what way, good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# in a sort of underneath crumby wa...oh
it's the light

I like it, but it confuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Ahh, I see - how about this then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Oooooh
also very nice. Make bigness and for purchase with pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I like them both
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Howdy, Sir!
Thank you, and a happy Nieuw Year to you, my good man.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# hasn't been one in a while.
Blame my new, soul consuming job. :D

wobsite
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i like you lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# me three

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# and me.
but i'm not going to say anything, i hate all those fawning comments.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I'm not either
These sycophants (sp?) drive me crazy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# fawning?
Like telling someone how deer they are to you? how you're STAGgered by their talent?


Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Doh!!
i'm bucking that trend
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I can't think of anymore.
So to apologise, I shall have to pay you a complimuntjack.

You are very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# then i shall lay fallow
take it as red that you rein supreme over pun land.

*i'm making less sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# :D next to none
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# roeful
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# FUCK OFF BAMBI
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# i love you all
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(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Darn.
I was reading that in the small font.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Poor tictaccy moomin people!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# this was a triumph...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I'm making a note here.
HUGE SAUSAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# only for those who are
still alive...
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *dust*
I like!
(duck Quack !, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# happy new year
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# and to you too fella, good to see you :)
hope you had a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# and to you squire
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Raaaaaaaaaar!
I am Tiger-Bird, hear me roar!
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# raaawr :D
yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# rawrcheep!
In other news, the most pathetic attempt at snow has begun over west Herts. I went out for a ciggie (MAN it's cold) and saw approximately ten snowflakes. Pitiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I thought that might have been in Australia
I believe we've just repaired our snow-making machines.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I've not been to Australia.
My drummer's there at the moment though, chucking himself out of planes and sampling your wimmins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# There are many to sample...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# So I've heard.
Big place, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Leeds looks like a giant's got dandruff
a rather pitiful display at snowing

I want to live somewhere high up, in scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# No you don't, you'd get sick of the weather eventually.
I just want it to fucking SNOW. So much we get sent home. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# just enough so i can build my little girl a snowman
she's never made one


:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Oh that's so sad!
Didn't you get the snow last year?

Actually, how old's your wizzum?

She could make a soil man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# she'd probably love that
she was 4 years old on christmas day
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww ickle precious.
I'm so broody.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Is she Baby Jesus?
Because that would mean I've missed out on four years of worshipping...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# but then you'd be cut off from the world
and high street fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# and this is bad because?...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah, it looks pathetic now but it was pretty heavy earlier
for a good 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Centre of Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# It wasn't here.
So far those ten flakes is all we've had.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I'm willing to bet.....
....that the snow I'm watching right now is the BEST snow in the UK. My work are sending people home, unfortunately I only live about some minutes away so I will be staying here till Pants past Five
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Where are you?
And awwwwwluckyyyyy....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Like a tigerrrrrrr!
Woo!

Happy New Year to you too sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# touched for the very first time?
Like a tiiiiiiiiiger...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Feel your paws... next to mine
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Gonna give you all my meat boy,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Woo! He's fab!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hooray!
can we have a new year cheery tomato?

and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Tigertits FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] takes me back..
80's boy at heart
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Wanking AND looking at porn?
Extreme!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Yes
Multi tasking me!!
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ceiling cat is sooo
oops -I mean they told me to get mY hair cut

but damn them I say

Mother?
(CIan Soul has got the hang of teeth, but doesn't like peas, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# haha
my hair is 2 mm past my collar = -they can do nothing! Nothing I tells ya!
(Psychadelic Warlord has eaten some of the pies, but left the crust, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I went to Tindrum on Saturday
had a cup off flask coffee at the Green Welly Stop
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# i own this album
also a 80's boy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# its a great album
one of my faves
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I too
"Make up yer mind Sylvian - are you Chinese or Japanese?"
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I know saying this as someone who was a kid in the 80s makes it sound really crap
but I LOVE 80s music. The pop was so much better. Prime example- the main riff in Girls on Film by Duran Duran.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha!
my record collection is now as old as my parent's 50-60's one was when i was a kid, it's a sobering thought.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# The last four records I bought (no word of a lie, I went charity shop shopping earlier in the week)
Best of Kool and the Gang
Blondie- the stripy album
Depeche Mode- the Singles
and Meatloaf- Bat out of Hell, because it was mint condition. I've already got it on CD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Depeche Mode
another top group indeed... now wheres my copy of limewire...
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# they went to pot after speak and spell.
but the yanks like them.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# i am enjoying reading that as "get a hair, cut son!"
as if his son were some how a cut son, which in turn sounds nice.

my brain is full of flu, so my mouth is full of poo. enjoy my ramblings, please doo.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Whenver manwife gets ill he hallucinates.
I am very used to ill people talking bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Of course you are. You're here.
*hires*
*fires*
*perspires*
*retires*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# MEAN!
I just want another job. Anybody in the Bucks area want someone who's absolutely shit hot at Customer Service?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Ceiling Cat was SO last year


He's on holiday in Dorset

Embiggen: www.flickr.com/photos/duckorange/2161522037/

Original (for which I got paid actual cash money): www.flickr.com/photos/duckorange/314250065/
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Awwww...
Looks like he's enjoying it too!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# He does.
Is it Chesil? I was there a few days ago...
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is
Only a mile or so from my house
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I miss it.
I'm now six hours by fast train from the sea.
I miss Weymouth too, if only for Radipole Lake.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Lovely.
I done did lots of walking round there. Lyme Regis to West Bay, then along Chesil and the coastal path by the lagoon/swannery. Chesil is as spectacular as I hoped. :)
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# lolcats
(CIan Soul has got the hang of teeth, but doesn't like peas, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# sky cat is watching you spume
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# And two crappy photoshops for the price of one


But... but... she so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Tunnel Dog is licking your joggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Now we're getting somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# is this the view looking in or looking out?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Both actually
Chump sees all
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# You forgot
to put fingers on either side of the, erm, tunnel...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# This makes me want to go to Dorset.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Alaska?
Awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Calcutta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Wow, so this is what god looks like
I should have known
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# this works really well

except maybe for the chin shadow on the sky
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# This is because...
...the sky in Dorset is made of cardboard, AS ANE FULE KNO.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# TARDIS
Tiddles, A Relative Dimension In Space.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Haha
The Return of the Truman Show?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# This reminds me....
....of a really fun day when I was full up of Ketamine.
Giant animals always judge me when I ingest hallucinogens.
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# the fishing's good there i'm told
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Why cats' breath smells...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# eeewww
thats rimtastic.....

*mental note not to let the cat lick my hand anymore
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# cat's bum stinks worse than breath, says survey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# IT IS ALL OF THE SNOW OUTSIDE
What a fun day. I woke up and GMTV told me it would snow and that the trains were broken. THE SNOW NEWS WAS A GOOD ONE! The train news was inconsequential to me.

Cat arse visiting
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hurrah for snow
I find his modern song 'Informer' to be quite the thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Give me some of your snow.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Where are you?
I want snow. I wanted it to have done it last night, really, so I didn't have to come in today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Edinburgh
But snow in Edinburgh is shit. It's a strange kind of snow that refuses to stay anywhere, except on the roofs of cars, and perpaps in that half-square foot of shadow behind the shed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# But you've all got lovely accents to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hoots!
Och! etc.

Haggis, and all that
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# heheheh
I must be the only Scot with a West Country accent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Who lives in the shittiest place in the South.
\o/ you win!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# yay for me
I award myself these unattended Jaffa Cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *opens mouth* cheep cheep cheep
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *feeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# it's supposed to do it down our way today
it never snows in Slough - any snow is melted on the way down by the curry fumes going the other way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Well I'm in Tring all day
then back to Aylesbury tonight. Aylesbury does keep it's snow if it can- last year that big snow stayed around for AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# :) There's snow in Leeds.
It's almost settling a bit too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# That bodes well.
Tell it to come here please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I'll have a word. I'll do it from inside though.
I just went to the market and it's fucking cold out there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Well don't go there then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I wanted meat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Kowalski?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# No, lamb
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# i would like to place an order for settled snow a approx 6am tommorow please
then i can while away my day on my sofa....huzar
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Snowed in on the Yorkshire moors
No work
All good
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# You lucky person, for so many reasons.
No work
Snow
Yorkshire Moors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# And
all good!
The All Good is the best bit
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I'm insanely jealous.
Such a glorious part of the country to live in. If it's still lovely in 2040, I'm going to retire there.

Well, depending on political things. I might just say sod it and move to Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# If it
still exists. Global warming may have claimed it.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# The down side is that
after a few days of being snowed in and digging
out sheep insanity quietly kicks in and the
villagers become recluse and hoard food.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Oh I'm not owning sheep.
Evil bloody things. Satan's wooly henchmen.

(it's the eyes)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha
This is true indeed...

But they're very stupid henchmen, even by henchmen standards...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# No sheep?
Outsider!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# and internets, don't forget.
snow + yorkshire moors + no internets = bad.

btw i thought you had a job, so much job you couldn't b3ta anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# This is true.
But there are reasons (not least the fact that I hate it here, and will do anything to get out) why I'm back on.

I'm looking for another job, somewhere where I get paid over 16 grand for a bloody hard dual role.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Erk :/
if it's any consolation, the longer you stick it out the easier it gets to later on keep doing the same thing somewhere else but for more moneys.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# there should be a company staffed entirely by b3tans
it would be the best company ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
1. Staff company entirely with b3tans
2. ???
3. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# snow news is good news.
is what channel 4 news should be re-named

no snow here sadly. just hail stones hitting my face on the walk into town. to make up for this i bought some alphabet fridge magnets. but they are a bit tesco value and dont stick to the fridge properly. oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# d a l th se t n s oo ik is?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# In Merkinland the news people are all
"It's too cold! LOL. But it'll be 80 next monday, that'll be fuckin sweet, r1te?"

Which makes me angry.

We are going to all be turned into man-bacon you wiffins. It's winter, it's SUPPOSED to be motherfucking cold.

The news caster was also cracking up while relating a story about a supermodel kiddnapping and torturing her boyfriend with a butcher knife.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Do you ever want to move?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Yes
but I don't expect they'd be more inclined to listen to me telling them they're doing things wrong as a Frenchman or a Canadian.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# They don't listen to us.
Move to Ingleterre, we've got Hovis and Argos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# DAMN YOU SIR!!
i want snow!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Nice - I've never seen snow fall!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I live in the Scottish Borders.....
.....and we are full of snow!! Which is a good thing, as there is not much else to entertain you in the wild Borders of Scotchland.
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# that must be a very specialist site you've been looking at.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
#
catrim.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Hahaha
what the hell is that!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Whatever it is, I'm not clicking it...
'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ning Brooms
'tis SFW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *clicks*
*is sickened*

There are some things a man should never see.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# There I was hoping for a nice bit of feline sexual intercourse,
and it was some kind of work-related website?
I am very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# That is just disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# SPONG!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# breathing through his ears!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# that looks like mine
(CIan Soul has got the hang of teeth, but doesn't like peas, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Bloody students
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
What is the function of the Wilkinson upright Fox cage?
Outer Reaches - Ackbar?

It's a Trap!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha!
hahahaha
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Arf!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# If I had the time and energy I'd do an Ackbar on Mastermind animation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# MY PACKET OF STARBURST ONLY HAD TWO ORANGE ONES IN IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# write and complain
and while you're at it, get them to call them Opal Fruits again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# They were never called opal fruits over here, so it would be a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I think global branding is a much overlooked issue in the anti-globalist lobby

Even though I seldom eat them, I want my Twix to be called Raiders again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Twix was called Raiders?
well oi neva...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# In Dutchland, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I believe it was in Italy too
but here's a french ad

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWruahiIDGc
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# the uk raiders were wafer based i belive not biscuit...
or was that drifters, i'm getting very old
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# that's Drifters
they used to have Raiders in France and all
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Hello Mongy!

In Teh Hollands, the only difference between a twix and a raiders was the letters on the package.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# mmm, crunchy and delicious.
nice
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *crunches*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Drifters were lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# vegemite is made of toilets and grease

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I know, but if you can get them changed to that
then maybe they'd change back over here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# AND WHAT GENIUS IN THE FRUIT PASTILLES FACTORY
DECIDED WE WOULD LIKE TO ENCOUNTER FIVE YELLOW ONES IN A ROW AND NO RED ONES at all, EH?
EH?
*seethes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I like this because it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# haha
class!
(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# This is made of win and awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Morning!
Is it just me, or was last night gayshift not gay enough?
A few people were definately missing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# How do, I'll be dippping in and out.
No idea, I'm off my head most of the time.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# As you should be!
It needed more Cockweasle, mofaha, DOCTOR DYSLEXIA and postbear.
Edit: BUGGER. It had plenty of many of those just after I left! :(
Still, it needed Cockweasle and dyslexia.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# this i'd watch
only if the winning team got to eat the losers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# You say that about every quiz
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# it would liven most of them up no end.
also save a fortune in prizes.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# This is the kind of input big brother needs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Excellent!
but needs more Omecron Persei 8
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Toxteth O'Grady.
Now what do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Haha.
Stupid Universally Challenged aliens.

*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

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