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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Maps! Tube maps, road maps, world maps, globes - redesign a map to tell the truth. YOUR TRUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Oh god.
This is going to be shit.
Edit: blah blah mornington crescent what do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:34, archived)
# you're shit
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# So that's why I'm so gloopy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# And
corny!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Ok have this one to start with:

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Shut it
I think it could be quite interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I don't,
but that's my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Ah ha!

Road Maps!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Clan Soul in 20 years?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)
# and 10 convictions
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Dogging.
With actual dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Have a...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)
# that was record time
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:42, archived)
# oo great
this actually sounds good - who suggested that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# It's
A dictator challenge. Official.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# hurrah
*steps into line*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Rob, then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# *executes in public*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)
# *clicks heels*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Maps, eh?
*Ideainates*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] again?
Fraser do you ever read the suggestion page? seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Place your bets here!
How many satnav/tomtom posts do you expect to see this week?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)
# 60025 and 1/2
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I expect so.
I'm tempted to search a "funny" named place and compo the coordinates as plain text.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I dont know.....
I thought the crabs one was worse.
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# at least you could shop something thats not just another text altering picture
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Who says
You have to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# what else is there to do with a map?
its TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# This is why
It's called a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)
# maps that tell the truth...
instead of going once place... it goes another...
erm... give an example of not changing the text?
talking maps are out of the question as are shatnavs... any form of text is out - what do you suggest? this is poorly thought out
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
# what about drawing the actual map
or the globe, or the amusement park layout, or the shopping centre, or way to San Jose, or, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)
# they pay people to do boring crap like that
this is b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Careful Fraser, you're talking sense
they don't like that kind of noise round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:58, archived)
# whats a good compo suggestion then ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# my one!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post112546
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# 3000 pictures of george bush and every other countires leader with LOL written on it...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Ok, but enough about your posts
other people would do some awesome stuff ;)

In all seriousness, such a result can be applied to almost every challenge, yours for example will be a 3000 pictures of the same robot fighting the same dinosaur. See.
What the image challenge needs is a massive disclaimer telling people they don't have to enter if they can't think of anything actually worth doing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i have only done two toaps as far as i can remember...
one was for the LOLchairs competition - infact they both where for the short lived LOLcompetition
edit : and how many robots are in a fighting pose / dinosaurs etc?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Robots V dinosaurs
its in my profile
(and for those too lazy to look)
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post74507
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Seriously?
When did we do this before?

Last week's challenge was last week's most popular suggestion, so yep, the suggestion board is taken into account. It might not be a majority choice but it was the most popular minority choice (if that makes sense), by some distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# CHANGE SOME TEXT COMPETITIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# No-one
is asking you to TOAP. Why not try raising the bar?
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)
# why not set the bar a little higher instead?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# The bar you say?
Mines a pint. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)
# raised bars
have led to an 80% decrease in head traumas over the last 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)
# "Use your imagination"
Is all we ever ask. Sorry you don't like the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7961713
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)
# It's amazing, anyone would think this site is here for something other than fun.
I'm getting really fed up of how seriously some folks are taking it.

I think it's an interesting challenge, for what it's worth, but even that isn't really important. The key point is, I'm sure it'll provide a few, uh, 'lolz'. And that's what b3ta's for, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)
# just because
we're not as fond of velour as you are ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I'll have you know I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)
# is it
sexlexia?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)
# No, AIDS.
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)
# the good aids
or the bad aids?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I just fancy a challenge....
that may involve some actual photoshoppery instead of changing a letter in some cd / dvd / poster / map etc
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Oh I know, and I agree - wasn't levelling the accusation at you really,
just virtually throwing my hands up in a semi-comic melodramatic way. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Awesome, I like it
Heres hoping it creates some effort
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ^this
I love maps, me

it's an expensive hobby :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)
# all i can say is
TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Well yeah, but strategic
I'd love it if one day everybody on here could quit their bitching and just open up photoshop and prove the compo wrong
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# already have...
check out the first compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# TOAM?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# shit
this seems vaguely geography-based.
are you trying to teach us by stealth? will we be learning?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Naples is further away from Milan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:40, archived)
# further away from milan
than what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
# China.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# yes
but chinese food is better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# chinese food is better
than what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)
# better than
napolese food
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)
# LIES!
Italian wins.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Bristol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)
# in that case
*books one way ticket to napoli*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# naples
is clearly much closer to milan than bristol is.
come to think of it, it's closer than china, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# who's reading a book on topology, here?
(admittedly called "Topology Now!", but still).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)
# not me!
*hides copy of take a break*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
#
Wait, they don’t love you like I love you;
Wait, they don’t love you like I love you;
Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aps;
Wait! They don’t love you like I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:42, archived)
# that was my first thought too
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# fucking awesome song
and even better video
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I would just like to interrupt the proceedings
and proclaim my love of this tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# subliminal messaging
maps spells 'spam' when mirrored, spooky eh?

Could be an interesting challenge methinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Can I request we do the one I suggested last week next week
Quite a few people liked the sound of it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# What was it?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# as long as the last bit doesn't become an official rule,
yes. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# why not? all it says is stop and think before rushing in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# it just didn't seem very fun
but i'm very aware that i have a high tolerance for shite
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
# why wouldn't it be fun?
if anything it encourages better hummus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Ignore me, I'm just on an 'oh please everyone RELAX!' tip.
It'll pass. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I clicked it.
& lulu put the book in the post today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)
# about effing time!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I didn't like the preachy bit at the end
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# maps?
maps?
someone come up with am alternative.
(katesbush, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Hidden crabs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Dyed green, cos black and white images are boring.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:26, archived)
# mm bile green
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:29, archived)
# it's not easy
being green

woo to you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:29, archived)
# GLOW IN THE DARK PEOPLE IS THE FUTURE!
photosynastistic people will rule the world!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# no!
bread hats are the future!
*points down the page*
see?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:40, archived)
# PHOTOTHINGY BREADHATS WILL BE THE FUTURE!
oh and cement mixers will be called Clunk
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# a good name for them
what shall televisions be known as?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)
# what is this creature of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)
# evil zombie matron
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
# You bellowed?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)
# [quote]
black and white images are boring.[/unquote]

How very DARE you!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Well, the source image I pulled from the DVD was black and white,
but it made for a boring pic.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Meteors

In response to www.b3ta.com/board/7961527
And no, they're not from Mars. They're from Cadbury's.
Edit : Now with added flame effect! Think it looks better?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:12, archived)
# sweeteors!
these win the entire internet!

EDIT: no! no flames! you'll melt them!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Oh, then the odds are probably a little more likely.
Probably about 999999 to 1.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Edit:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post114699
I actually quite like this idea of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:20, archived)
# the chances of eggs coming from mars were a million to one said tribs
and he was right
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:29, archived)
# there's a fire in the sky!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Mmm, toasted!
Not tried that before
(nicely done!)
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# scribblin'



(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# I like these muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:03, archived)
# thankee =)
i had a listen to those zappa tracks. they're great.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:13, archived)
# whereas this isn't really
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:04, archived)
# bread hats
are the wave of the future
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:05, archived)
# edible clothing FTW!
not like the edible underwear, thats not very good, but top hats constructed out of breadsticks and babybels!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:07, archived)
# What of salami trousers?
Or clogs made from wheels of cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:11, archived)
# for fake salami trousers
simply wear your own trousers constantly for 6 weeks without washing either them or yourself. all of the skanky smell, none of the meaty ooze!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:15, archived)
# edible underwear is, indeed, rank
however, i wouldn't say no to a meat helmet, first modeled by dr.evil...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:13, archived)
# with a visor constructed from pancetta
and horns of sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:15, archived)
# sausage horns ftw!
you must accessorise with the chicken shoes and carp handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:17, archived)
# a lettuce bowtie
and a sugar monacle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)
# a sugar monocle?
not man enough for the onion ring pince-nez?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)
# pah!
onion ring? a real man wears raw onion spectacles and pop rock dentures
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# i meant rings
of raw onion. the pop rock dentures go without saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:26, archived)
# "why have you glued meat to your face?"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# meat face!
not to be confused with meat paste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Bread!
It's what all the cool people wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:07, archived)
# It's only hay a hey hey
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# you see, bongo
this is what b3ta needs
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:03, archived)
# NEWS
Free too . . . thanx mrbongo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I fucking knew those killer penguins would be the end of us.
But would they listen?
NO.

Damn you science...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:10, archived)
# In all fairness, I was having a very bad day.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:12, archived)
# nobody ever
suspects the penguins
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Oh?
I thought it was an article about Jack from "Jack and the Beanstalk" getting arrested for bestiality.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Monet et Chandon anyone?


Yeah, so Im rubbish at 'shopping but you get the idea, right?
(lordy lordy, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:51, archived)
# moet et chandon
monet was an artist, not a fizzy alcoholic beverage

EDIT: just in case you didn't realise, i am taking the piss out of my own pedantry here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)
# lordy lordy
as long as you're pay'n . . . wineot . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:10, archived)
# A bit of ninja gaiden, might color in oil pastels
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# YES!
I finally bought Ninja Gaiden Sigma the other day. Ninja Gaiden on the XBox is one
of my favourite games ever and I've been playing Sigma non-stop all week.
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:51, archived)
# it has a very smooth fighting system, but gets a little dull after a while.
very good game though, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:04, archived)
# It's the closet I'm ever going to get to being a ninja.
That or the PS2 game Shinobi.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Or Tenchu. Sneak-em-ups rule.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Yeah I've got that too!
My entire games cataloge is comprised of ninja games, hundreds of FPSs
and skateboarding games.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Colour it in whatever
just don't kill me mr nice ninja man!!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Ninjas!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
Now in page 5 of the Brownpants colouring book.
NINJA!
Get colouring!
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:04, archived)
# ha ha!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:09, archived)
# bbc virus!


Click for bigger (161KB)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/default.stm
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Playing with filters :)


Thought this was quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# U FILTAD!
Yes, it's nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Oh dear is that not done?
Forgive me, I'm still not au fait with the GIMP.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Don't worry about it.
I made the same mistake :)
It's the effort business that irks a few people on here.
Either way, it still produces a lovely effect.
I do most of my pictured using primarily filters, although I find people accept it more if you use them to produce unique effects and whatnot.
Like this:
clansoul.deviantart.com/art/Tattered-Wires-74481927
That's just filters, layer effects and a few red lines drawn on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Yeah that seems like a good point and duly noted.
I just thought the board wasn't really moving so I wanted to share it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# It's fine right now,
but there are times that you'd get a severe bum raping for it.
But it's just us fluffy people around at the moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Right you are. I'm too used to the friendliness of the gay-shift.
Cool wires too. I saw that before and didn't really get it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)
# The gay shift is too friendly.
Waiting for it keeps me up at night.
I almost fell asleep in three classes today :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I haven't had a lesson in like a week.
/exams

Edit: Just noticed your message, I'm 18 :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Ok, just wondering :)
I'm still a puppy *cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Aye
it's a wonderful thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Just for the record
my frequent cries of "O U FILTAD" are aimed ironically at the people who make a fuss about filtering. Personally, I think if a picture's nice it doesn't really matter how it's made.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Mainly I was trying to work out what
colour to alpha is. Still not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)
# It changes the chosen colour to transparent(called the alpha layer)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I realise this,
and was saying it because I love saying "U FILTAD!"
I was hoping you weren't around :(
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Pfft
apart from the 3 or so hours of sleep I've been getting lately, when am I not around? Ah yeah, and apart from last night.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Yeah.
I saw Kk was around a bit before I got home today, what time was it there?
Or was she accessing b3ta from school? I was confused!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)
# We're both having a lazy day off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:59, archived)
# That explains it.
It must be nice having a b3ta-oriented family, too.
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Yes, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Oh thank god.
I was worried it wasn't then.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# It is!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:49, archived)
# it is rather nice
nice colours and that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Differnt is nice . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I don't really know where I was going with this.

(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Who cares? :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Cor!
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)
# me too
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)
# i don't know either
but i do know that i now wish to be served tea by a chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Nasa Messenger has 1 unread message

(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)
# that's no mo...
oh wait


also, 11th Feb - Neighbours is back on channel 5
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# oh great.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)
# This isn't either
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Egg Zackley !
Mary Yeaster !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Was at Waitrose earlier today
Several bays of easter eggs and Lindt bunnies already...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)
# lindt bunnies?
*drools*
lindt make the best chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:28, archived)
# d does not go by t!
it is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# but the chocolate
tastes so right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I'll be really impressed
if you can rustle up a meteor shower of mini eggs to go with it. Mmmm, mini eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Neither is this...


Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)
# back?
it's never been there before

and is still on the beeb (at least it was today, left it on the other day and didn't recognise anyone except harold, i only stopped watching two years ago)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# ah ooh yes
it wasn't on for 3 weeks at Christmas

I can't do without my daily dose of Australian shite
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I saw one the other day.
That Bridget girl looks so old.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
# it isn't the same any more
it was just as shite in the 80s/90s but it was better shite
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# My sister used to hate it.
Everytime she heard the theme tune, she kicked mum.
I bet mum couldn't wait to give birth that time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Boo who ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Lip Service
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:00, archived)
# excellent work
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)
# It kept me framing
and framing and framing . . . however . . .
I enjoyed seeing them over and over and . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Are they the Rocky Horror lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)
# If they weren't . . .
they might as well be now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# heheh
don't be giving me any of your lip!

t.j: is anyone else watching eggheads? that first guy's eyebrows are obviously made of fuzzy felt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# But I don't give them away . . .
I am learning profit from you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)
# really?
*sends bill*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)
# You are a win - win situation !
Not that I mind . . . after all I still might get about 10%
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)
# commission
has to be earned
*hands prayer mat*
kneel at my feet and learn, young padwan...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I want to punch that C J de Mooi
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)
# what's with that greased-back hair?
he looks a total git! you know he's trying like hell to look like richard e. grant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)
# he likes himself a bit too much
www.demooi.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# what
a twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Manley?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Crab Rank
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# hahahah excellent
*clicks*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)
# if a tad on the large side...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)
# arf *spangs*
it could with being about a third of this size really though
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)
# shirly you mean
about a 1/4?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Give my best to Shirly !
Couldn't resist . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# i was trying not to sound too mean
you meanie
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:33, archived)
# The great taste of pea


And a woo to you
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Woo back
like it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
#


Click for bigger (116KB)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# thats' lovely!
Your very talented!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I am always astonished
by your quality and the amount of pen strokes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# quality!
:D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Big Daddy!
*Distracts with plasmid*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *understands*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)
# "No! NO! NO!"
Am I the only one who feels kind of... wrong... when the little sisters resist you curing them?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:03, archived)
# i would be surprised if anybody knows who this guy is
its quite a terrible film
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:42, archived)
# The movie was Robot Monster
circa 1953. Don't remember who the "star" was. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)
# jeesus its bad .
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)
# At least it was only 62 min. long.
Coulda been worse. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Coulda been 63 mins. long?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Oooo
I think I recognise this. Some B-movie alien made from a gorilla suit and space helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# it is !
the worst movie ever made, Robot monster ... and i watched it
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Olive Head!
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Heavy things are great.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# MULTI PENI'S
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
#
I'm apostrophe girl baiting
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# he has a dolphins face down his pants. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Is that a fucking camel toe?!
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# If it is
It must have kicked him quite hard!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)
# This gives me the hump.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
#
hump horn

:D

Edit: Sorry, mate

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *snuggles*
What a lovely way to end the day.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Aww this is nice.
Fae on my lap and snuggles from jpg.

*plays Bagpuss theme music*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *points down*
MWA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# *has officially fallen in love with Dix*
Anyone who has the Bagpuss theme music to hand, well, I claim them for my very own......

*is in rapture*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga23iSxyXO4

and the double-whammy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOd0DJ_iaAQ

*lies back and allows self to be adored*

Also going home, like Windy. Bye bye everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
*wipes tear from eye*

'night, lovely - I'm off now as well!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Bye snuggles
x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)
# All of the bloke and none of the good bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Yeh he don't do much for me, the fella up there.
He looks like he's made out of pine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# This is true. I know your type n'all.
I'm tired, forgive me.

*clambers onto lap and falls asleep*


Edit: I am going home- night night sweetheart, stay safe. Nighty night lovely JPG, you look after yourself now.

xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Night, honeybun - have a good one.
*mwah*


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Bye huny bhuna x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)
# hmmm.reminds me of this..nsfw
img117.imageshack.us/img117/9584/see1hu2.jpg
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)
# he got a vag?
woo.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Inspired by the thingy further down the board


I cocked up the swf to gif conversion .... so the working one is here

img113.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kaleidam9.swf
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# This reminds me of Ross' first outfit on the new Project Catwalk.
Which was very good.

So woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# thank fuck todays' done
bye everybody

special hugs for Fae
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Bye Aphex!
I'd say you deserve a nice rest now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# SPECIAL HUGGLES!
Night night dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Good stuff . . .
always fun to watch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# woo

Top stuff
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Orangeaboom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:40, archived)
# New from Nintendo...

Should be in stores by Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# So fresh I can almost see the dice in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# or closer to the truth
It will be hyped to the 9th Degree then supply will not be able to meet (the not unexpected) christmas demand and everyone gets pissed off as none are in stock...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I dunno, I'm still quite keen on getting one of these.
May just have to go for the PS3, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO
Bad Gruntfuttock, BAD !

XBox 360 Elite w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Can't do the MicroSoft thing, I'm afraid.
I'd find it spiritually corrupting.

/haven't quite forgiven them for buying Bungie blog


Edit: Anyhow - isn't HD-DVD gonna get flushed down the nearest loo?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# when it does i'll buy a PS3...
thats if they manage to bring out any decent games for it

/The-idiots-lost-the-GTA-4-exclusivity blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# very good point, sir
*mulls*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# is it?
i was under the impression that that was the way blueray was going?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I heard the opposite.
Blu-Ray is bigger than HD DVD for a start, in terms of capacity.

Hopefully, I'm not talking out of my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)
# indeed
Toshiba recently halved the price of all their HD DVD items in a bid to support it now that Warner have jumped ship. That is quite desirable now because even without much content for it the HD can still ramp up the quality of all your own old stuff. It would make a nice DVD player for the price.

The sensible argument against the xbox is why buy another PC when I have 3 that are already of higher spec.
The sensible argument against the PS3 is that sadly it would never get used, just like my PS2 never got used.
The sensible argument against the Wii is, 'Oh do fuck off!'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:40, archived)
# The Iron Chicken approves of your Anti-Wiii Argument
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:42, archived)
# nope
that's blu-ray
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I'm afraid that battle is
pretty much over and Blu-Ray won it.
www.itpro.co.uk/news/155682/toshiba-slashes-hd-dvd-prices-after-setback.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)
# wasn't really paying attention
last i heard they were both still overpriced and useless unless you had 2k to spend on dvds per year
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)
# ^This
completely.
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Fuck that.
PS3 rules. Yes I've played both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# and for that, my lovely, you get another Esler....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Ooooh!
*puts in the treasure trove*

You Eslers play nice now, you're very valuable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# More than 4, and you have to separate them with special tissue paper.
it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)
# *gently polishes them with precious ambergris*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:40, archived)
# This is all WAY over my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Ive got both
Buy them BOTH
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Nah. too much kit under the telly already.
it's one, and one only, I'm afraid to say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I didn't buy the PS3, we got it for free.
Now find me a free XBox.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Got my PS3 free (good carphone warehouse!)
and my Wii FREE too (good old comet launch day mixups!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Ahhh, my Wii was technically free.
Mum bought it from someone 2nd hand- it's in perfect nick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Oooh, I played with a PS3 at Christmas.
It made absolutely no impression on me at all though, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# That's the main issue for me...
No real *Killer* games as yet, and it's bloody pricey still.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Well I love Elder Scrolls Oblivion
I haven't bought GTA4 yet, I'm being good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# ps3 am all of teh great
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Dreamcast
All the way.
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Noo
It's "Puu"!
;)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# more mucking around
Then I found that the blue square really started to annoy me, a lot.
Or is this just me?


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'm going to like the blue square now
because it's not fair, you getting angry with him just for being where you put him.

You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I like the blue square
He provides certainty in a universe of insanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# ^this^
a bit like Patrick Moore
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# What, you can be certain that his belt will pass across his nipples?
Or the certainty that he will take a peculiar delight in exclaming things like "We must not forget! The Universe really is a large place!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# :D
Bless him and his fairly offensive self.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# this would hurt my retinas less if it was just the blue square
therefore, i like the blue square.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# aaaarghg
(CIan Soul has got the hang of teeth, but doesn't like peas, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I believe red has the power . . .
the power of red squared !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# TJ, soz.

They've re-appointed Kevin Keegan.

Hahahahahahaha!

Couldn't make it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# fucking cunting blue square!
ruined my fucing day the cunt did!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Flash Gordon starring...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# how queer
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Strewth!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Aaargh!
Could someone pass me the hammers, please?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Darn - I lent them to micto...
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Buster never looked better . . .
now for the butter . . . buster . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# you odd chap! woo!
TJ: is anyone else having trouble with MSN and Hotmail? i cant sign into either
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# arf!
bit of a tj.
www.b3ta.com/links/its_another_silly_game
edit/ignore this, 2 tj's in one thread is a poor show.i bloody love it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# another.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# These are great.
I used one as wallpaper on my computer. It broke it!

Edit: It was fine really, my computer's old and slow, not enough memory to run such greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Toataly . . . Fascinated . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I love these muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# cool
how did you make it?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# With a groovy plug in
www.mehdiplugins.com/english/kaleidoscope.htm

Made several layers adjusting the image on each layer, then animated..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Good deal . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# it tiles too

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Sure enough . . .
one for each eye !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# How
did you get God in that pic?
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Possibly the other way round . . . @
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I caught him and kept him in a jam jar.
I then transferred him I was ready.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)

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