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# 'Ning all!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
How could those bodies support such bouncery?!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# gah!
I thought they were pregnant!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Me too!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Well if they are
The kid's not going to go hungry!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Me too, at first
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# They can't
they have to continuously lean into each other for support
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Maybe they're one large
orgasm organism.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Siamese twin sisters, joined at the tits!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Why on earth would that be attractive to someone?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Mictoboy's had 'em
'NING!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# 'nings Geoff
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# 'lo MN
Do you like gin then? I love it! Tanq 10, Hendricks and Miller ftw!!!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# He also had them removed as well:P
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Actually the mongy looking 'lump' on the right looks a bit like me
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Well I always thought you were a right tit!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Try the veal
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Naaa
The seal will do fine thanky.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# just LOOK at those heels!
they'll do themselves a mischief

you mark my words

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# haha!~
'you mark my words' is right up there with 'not by a long chalk'.
I love sayings.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# More (x) than you can shake a stick at!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I think I've had the short end of that stick many times
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# they look like quite nice ladies

apart from their stupidly sized tits, what the fuck were they thinking?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# they're not real....or fake...
they're big plastic prosthetics.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# why would you even want to appear to look like that?
it's not flattereing or sexy.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# There is a niche market for it.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Try typing 'Expansion'
into deviantart. Then you'll see just how deep the rabbithole goes.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Oh trust me
I know O.o
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Done already?

New London tube map
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
# london under threat from giant mimsy?
*i'm on my way, dashes off to catch train.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# fiery mimsy!
*burns*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *hands cream*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# FireFoxy!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# lol

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# The battle of the century.
A giant mimsy vs a massive cunt:P
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# good 'ning to you too
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# hehehe
*passes tea*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe, lovely :) - You may want to compo that
also, an old one suitable for the comp...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I read suitable as subtle at first
'as a bomb blast' was about to be my witty reply ;)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha, I can change it, if it'll make you feel better ;)
morning, sir!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Nings Archie!
Got to do some work now, have a good one :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# You've put him
right on top of the civic centre. That could explain quite a bit about that area.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Gah!
Hellgate: London, flashback
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# This makes me horny in ways
I never thought possible!

Woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)
# thats what those things redsushi wants grow up to look like!
=)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I would definitely get Spong Monkeys if they was real :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)
# =D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# this is disturbingly good
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Lead as in Bizarre Magazine columnthingy of choice?
I fucking LOVE those little things.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ello Capn
I just saw mofaha's pics from last night

cor!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Isn't he amazing!?
Did you see ttssattr's one? Twas awesome too.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# They're both excellent!
:)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Definitely. Talented peoples on ther B3ta, yes.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Haha!
That is very amusing :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Hey!
Are you the one that used to do these things on a regular basis on here?

I loved that stuff!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)
# That's great
but reminds me of Spongmonkey

www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)
# this is most odd.
i like it
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# killitwithkillitwithkillitwith
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# awesome :)

not seen you about here in a while!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Go grab some glue / sticky tape
Everyone is doing it today.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# QUICK!
FETCH THE CHEESE LOUISE I NEED IT FOR THE PEAS ON MY KNEES BEFORE I SNEEZE!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)
#
Would have been nice if you said please
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Excuse Mes my ladies!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Jeez.


(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Thilly!
Pies eyes?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I like this because it made me chuckle

/edit: this will be my wallpaper for the next week or so
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Spang me up if you want a desktop sized version
(what size?)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)
# cor
hook me up with a 1024*768 please
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Done
In Profile, Enjoy.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I thank you very much!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *grabs the workshops epoxy resin*
*darts down to the canteen*
woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Silly ivesb
Canteen foil wrapped processed dairy slices are not cheese!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)
# thats all the nhs can afford!!
hey boss!, can you not get that persian rug for your office so i can buy a packet of cheese and some new medical devices?

what? i'm sacked? damn.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I may have been working for teh NHS
in Lambeth previously and they may well have built a canteen that didnt serve any food for some reason....
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
# so it was a 'canteen'
=)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# or a...
CAN'Teen....

Pffft.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# was it stuff masquerading as food?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)
# No.
They actually served nothing at all. It still greatly confuses me to this day!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I wish to have some cheese
hello b3ta

my central heating will be back on tody after 3 months woooo
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)
# woo!!!
can i bring my wet washing round and stick it over the radiators?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
# hahah sure
we've got a tumble dryer though, which we've been using to heat the house


/eco-friendly blog
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# doesn't that make it really humid?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# aye
I'm sure I've seen some jungle-folk in the bedroom
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)
# haha!!
must be hard to get to sleep while monkeys throw shite at you....
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)
# The big thaw!
'ning mate!

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)
# 'lo Tan
how thee?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)
# All good thanks!
and yourself?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha
This made me chuckle!

Woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
# For some reason
that made start singing 'I Like Chinese'.

So this gets a big woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Mmmmm. Cheese...
: )
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# remember the 'rubbing cheese into his knees' bit of Giant Bee?
That inspired two of my mates at college chasing round one bee for two hours with a pot of grated cheese from the canteen.

I hasten to add these mates were big dense lad sorts.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# They're on backards
So it'd be cheese knee-pits(?)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I have one of your drawings in my downstairs toilet
the "I just made a massive poo" one.

I am going to put the 'Octivia & beating annoying people to death' up in my kitchen.

Hope you don't mind.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Ha ha
Not at all.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Better be careful with the mices...
:]
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Morning all.


(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:02, archived)
# I hate them fucking things!
They actually make me want to shit nettles!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)
# I dont mind them
As long as they dont try to eat me
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I just dont see the point of them myself :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# My old neighbours used to have four of them
yappy muts
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Cesar!
For small yappy type dogs!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Neeghbours
My neighbours are Yappy as well
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Aw
Cute
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)
# You what?
They look like chuffing Shoe Brushes!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Shoes brushes
are cute?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Now these are cute
Im hoping to get a pair soon :)

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)
# what are they?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Theyre called Sugar Gliders.
Theyre a marsupial from New Guinea and South Australia. Arent they the bestest?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)
# they look as if they'd deep fry well......
=D
they're very cute!
is that as big as they get?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)
# No,
they grow from about 6 to 8 inches in the body. But their tails get just as long as that normally.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hm
they look a bit too small and cute, i'd be afraid of hurting it when picking it up!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)
# How cuuuute!
are you allowed?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Yeah, theyre perfectly legal
Theyre really popular in America apparently. I'd love to start breeding them! I COULD MAKE MILLIONS!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Carefukl
Wouldn't it be better to let them breed themselves? You'll hurt them otherwise
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Yes but you can't feed them after midnight
'ningles b3ta. I have my new superfast internet hat on. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# You probably shouldn't be allowed...
I can't imagine many people getting these as pets would have suitable facilities to house them.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Nah,
theyre ok. They dont actually require that much space cage wise. They arent as big as you might be thinking they are. Theyre not that much bigger than a Hamster.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Adorable
Sugar glider?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Aye!
They are the sweetest things ever. Especially when they are babies!

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I may be sick with delight.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)
# that Vs your lizard!
FIGHT!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)
# No chance for the lizard!
Look at the wee fella! He is quite clearly the Yoda of the marsupial world and would kick her lizards arse!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Oh my god that's the biggest thumb I've ever seen!
Oh... wait...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Have a look at that finger above then!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Awww
I want one!

.... if they don't shit .... at all.

:D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Ahhh
they am going to be lully when they wee on their feet and mark you as a friend.

they are nice, when you get them feed them live locusts, they love them.

mealworms are also likened by them as well.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Aye.
Ive been reading up on them for a couple of years now, to make sure that I know what I am letting myself in for. I cant help but feel that they are a bit more of a commitment than a hamster :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# yes
as a hamster comes out when you are asleep and would be alright if you left it for a weekend.

and they die after about 3 years, so it's short term.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Aye too!
Although Sugar Gliders only really get up in the evening apparently too. The only thing that really worries me is their barking. But Im sure it isnt any louder than my bloody hamsters wheel!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Careful. Don't upset a Yorkie, or it'll have your face off!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Theyre just angry because
theyre not from the right side of the pennines!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# damn!!
i HATE being the dirty rascal!

i'm not playing anymore!
*storms off*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Nur nee nur nee nur nur!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:06, archived)
# *pushes*
shut up!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)
# *hides behind big dinner lady*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
# erk!
*scarpers*
i'll get you after school!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I like those little dogs
Couldn't eat a whole one though
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)
# why not? there's fuck all to 'em
i reckon i could eat three with chips
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)
# That Kelly Osbourne is on the radio


She makes me want to shit on an orphan.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:23, archived)
# i, too, would like a bier.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:28, archived)
# It needs Mr T and more beer
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Yes, I could see that.
A double Van Gough might be more the answer.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:33, archived)
# kelly osborne and chris moyles at the same time!!!
*throws radio out of 3rd floor window*
ahhh...

'NINGS ALL YOU PRETTY PEOPLE!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:39, archived)
# I would have to do the same!
ning fella!

:D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:54, archived)
# NO TAN!!
how art thou good sir?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I'm all good thanks.
been getting on with the "W" word for the last week or so ......and yourself?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:59, archived)
# tired,
my nipper thinks it's good to wake up at all hours in the morning!!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Oh god, tell me about it!
My youngest has just started climbing out of his cot!!
These early mornings are going to kill me!

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)
# if we sit back to back we can prop each other up while we snooze...
=D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)
# ningaling!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Im not sure I like the way
you imply that you need to hear Kelly Osbourne before shitting on an orphan!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:01, archived)
# *sucker punches*

probably mean post time.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:47, archived)
# Can't we just all get along?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:53, archived)
# experience indicates otherwise.
*smacks*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:55, archived)
# Ning bargey,
Down at Blacktown tomorrow.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:03, archived)
# *bashes*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:06, archived)
# OI!
Come over for a visit.

The way I'm feeling right now I imagine I'll be taking tomorrow off work.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:07, archived)
# too easy.
text the address.
I'll bring my bio suit.

Actually, pack your bags, take the rest of the week off, come back up with me and enjoy a stay at the lakeside resort.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Heh, I took last week off, don't think I could get away with that.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:21, archived)
# *flaps elbows under arm pits*
*makes chicken noises*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:24, archived)
# That and they just gave me a fat bonus before I went home today...
I think I should be nice to them.

I don't think I've ever felt this way about a company I've worked for before.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:27, archived)
# I wish I had that feeling right now
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:30, archived)
# me too.
every time I get a bonus I shit myself and stress.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Gronky, do you work in the CBD?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Bondi Junction, but I live just next to central.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:23, archived)
# We should catch up after work for a beer!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Sure, why not?
Maybe next week sometime?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Yep - sound's like a plan
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Gronk has the 3k bonus,
so make sure he pays!
:)

sorry gronk.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:40, archived)
# What time?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:19, archived)
# fuck knows really.
Picking up goods at the warehouse at 8
but the guys will be sure to dick about, forget something and delay my departure GUARANTEED!
Plus it is a custom job and no doubt I will have to answer 1,000,000 dumb questions on site in Blacktown.

So in summary, I cant really say when I will be about.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Shoot them if they don't behave
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:32, archived)
# If only the law would allow it:(
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:39, archived)
# ha ha ha!
g'ning all!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:57, archived)
# 'ning?!
it's still gayshift until we're outnumbered!

*pummels*

edit: happy b3taday. where's your candle?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:00, archived)
# *mans the defences*

'ning!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:03, archived)
# 'ning?! aren't you listening?!
*lands a blow below the belt*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:06, archived)
# *Just stands there, blinking*

SOON, i WILL BE BACKD BY GREATER NUMBERS
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:14, archived)
# TRUE ENOUGH, BUT THAT'S JUST CUZ' THEY JOINED AFTER YOU DID.
*issues crate each to all forces*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visine
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:18, archived)
# LIES!
*smears honey on mediocre's genitals, calls the ants*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:18, archived)
# TEE HEE!

*whacks ants with genitals*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:42, archived)
# *rips up rails*
That'll slow ya! 'ning.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:07, archived)
# CHAAAAAAAAAARGE
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:08, archived)
# i have no idea :(
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Allow me.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:19, archived)
# you're probably sitting on it. again.
*tases*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Ah dun jus ah lah jus ahah yeh, juh.
And that was before he got ill. Woo.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:08, archived)
# you are the greatest.
*hurls crock toward*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:11, archived)
# I note you don't say of what.
*leg-shoves office chair in your direction*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:13, archived)
# crock o'dile, you fool!
*sits, spins*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:19, archived)
# *grins, very widely indeed*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:30, archived)
# i see you're peddling your crap here again.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Don't go lobbing asparagus.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Offer? Ok, an out of court settlement for massive copyright violation.
And a free kick in the ass coated with Spikey-Bad AIDS II bLuXL©®.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:36, archived)
# email him.
nigerian scam him.

i'm off to bed, see you later.

'night all!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Day folks *are* here now, time for lurk mode.
CYA pb.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:40, archived)
# reminds me of an old post
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Woo
Awesomeness! *click*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] prince.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)
# HE ROCKED BONERJAM.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)
# ALL THE BEST BONER SCENES.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# DELETED BONER SCENES.
DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY. ALTERNATE ENDING. TRAILERS FROM ASIAN MARKET AND SOMALIA. ORIGINAL SCORE BY HOWARD SHORE (THE CUNT).
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)
# WARNING: CONTAINS BONERS.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# BIG SMELLY BONERS.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:46, archived)
# [This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:10, archived)
# im still kind of mad about the whole prince/b3ta thing.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:44, archived)
# nurture that anger.
revenge is a dish best served cold and all that - one day a b3tan will have some power to alter prince's life, and if it happens to be you, me or someone else who feels like we do, the midget jerkoff will suffer.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:53, archived)
# NO WAY, HONEY! WANKER ALERT!!!!
GIRL, HE IS TOO SMALL FOR YOU. AND SMELLY!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)
# the sheep
made more sense
eh?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)
# compo it!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)
# HE PLAYED A CONCERT ONCE.
SOMEBODY WATCHED IT SO HE SUED THEM.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)
# WITH WEBSHERRIF ON BASS.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# THEY SANG LA BAMBA.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:26, archived)
# AH, YES. WANKER JR.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)
# hahahaa!
this should be shared for all prince based images:)
Gaz me sweetheart.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:53, archived)
# FILK ALL-INS ON DRUM.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)
# THE KHAAAN IS NOT MY SON.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)
# what are you gonna do?
i'm gonna record all the noise.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)
# hahah.
i love dave wills. he's my absolute fucking hero.

everythings a damn tape.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)
# you'd probably get into crad kilodney too.
he used to sell books on the street here, out of his overcoat or a duffel bag. he usually had a big sign that had a strange insult written on it with him and he was generally a sour (and hilarious) fucker.

www.cradkilodney.net/
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:43, archived)
# I am having baked lamb for dinner.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)
# i "like" this
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*click*!!!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:57, archived)
# This should be damn-well FP'd
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:15, archived)
# bollox
I did resize this but that won't upload!? What the hell I made it and I'mm putting it on. Damn the torpedoes!



sorry
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)
#

This one was "mongychops" just incase anyone was wondering.
( www3.barnesy.org/board/7962159 )
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# How rare.
 
tain't too big, so.. yay.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)
# sheep is a alien. beware.
you may get that l-plate back yet, but i like the pic.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)
# you should all answer my post on /talk
I am the new JMG.
It is all about me now.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:10, archived)
# BRING ME HIS HEAD
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)
# i just typed some words.
they are sure to excite one and all.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)
# I'm really not sure if being the new JMG is something to aspire to.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# HELL, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE THE OLD ONE
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)
# HERE ARE SOME FUNNY YOUTUBE COMMENTS:
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:00, archived)
# I am studying and pretending to be him for my new acting role as a narcisistic internet weirdo.
I wont touch the kiddies though.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:46, archived)
# i like it.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)
# SpaceLamb!
Bowie will have to rewrite the song now. Woo.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)
# STOP APOLOGISING.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
# SORRY.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# APOLOLOGISING.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)
# STOP THAT.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:28, archived)
# *pokes /board with stick*
*checks pulses*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)
# *oozes*
 
CAN'T TALK, DECOMPOSING
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:54, archived)
# this just in....
postbear to funny bunny:

Hello. I am not a client, but I read the erotic services section and my friends and I all like your attitude and posts on craigslist (as well as your site). One of them made you a picture in tribute and he wanted me to send it to you, so it's attached. Feel free to use it on your site or in your ads.

Good luck with your studies.



funny bunny to postbear:

Thank you very much for your compliments, the picture and for wishing me good luck. I liked the picture.

pic not on her site yet, though.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:56, archived)
# awwww!
 
AFK: DEAD
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)
# AFK?
WUT?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Another fantasy killed, JAG.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# *droops*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)
# [/;-D
*rubs knuckles on jacket*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:08, archived)
# JAG?
WUT?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# JAGERMEISTER
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# AKA (ALSO KNOWN AS): FOOT OINTMENT.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:10, archived)
# FWIW 'Just A Guess'
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)
# if guesses were messes we'd fry them and eat them.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)
# away from keyboard.
 
I don't much care for acronyms.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)
# ACRONYM: BENIGN GROWTH ON HUMAN SKULL THAT CAUSES HEADACH AND JUNTA.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)
# some friends of mine have actually gotten away with selling their panties on craigslist.
worse, he's a repeat buyer.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:55, archived)
# Read the FAQ, noob
:D

It is quiet. I woke up at 4am, can't be bothered making breakfast, and have nothjing to do...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:55, archived)
# meh
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:55, archived)
# awwww
:)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)
# ouch
I was wondering if there was maybe a problem here. I canna get an image uploaded. You'll be delighted to hear.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:56, archived)
# yeah well I've been fucking around trying to change flight bookings for other people
and the internet says our company card's no good but it TOTALLY FUCKING IS.
WHAT DID I BOOK 'EM WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE, HUH

FUCK
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)
# HERE USE MINE.
4882 9651 7762 8043 EXPIRES 10/12.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Accidentally transfer the tickets into a flight to sydney for yourself.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)
# cant say that I have been having any problems
Cover it in some jam......
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:59, archived)
# recolouring THEIF!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# Here, try this. It'll work better tham Emu Oil.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:10, archived)
# FUCKING LEAVE MY PULSES ALONE YOU DURTY SLAG.
YOU MAY TOUCH ONLY THE GRAINS.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# I can't sleep either

yes its a complete rip off of Burton
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)
# looks pretty cool, though.
 
woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)
# I want to take a shit in a pregnant woman's amniotic sac.
Anyone?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:06, archived)
# ANYONE?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:14, archived)
# why not,
alot of those filthy bugger babies do it.

GREEN SLIME FTW!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)
# BAMBABAMBA
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:02, archived)
# Which was a rip of a German lad (1820).
Woo.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:03, archived)
# i know not of this
the google doesn't either.

any linkies you know of?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)
# I was/am GISing now.
It's a near famous painting FFS!!! I'll keep looking.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:14, archived)
# dunno either, but this is nice.
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Franz_Marc_013.jpg

I would've thought 20s expressionism but I don't know my 19c bods too well.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:20, archived)
# Nice!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Bugger, there is a real empty spot in the web on Biedermeier era stuff.
I had a book of paintings & ephemra from it and it's got to be Schroeter. Or one of his pals.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biedermeier

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:22, archived)
# I
wouldn't have a clue. Never had an art lesson in my life. I just look at the pretty pictures :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)
# some goya in there too.
and caravaggio for atmospherics.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Damn nice tho!
Woo I say!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:03, archived)
# I'm not allowing myself sleep, as part of a cunning plan to get a 6am train on Wednesday.
But, no pics.

Except, this (100Kb):

www.b3tards.com/u/3769e8f395ef79a7cc21/motifs.png
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:21, archived)
# pretty.
backpack, ostrich egg or hump?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:08, archived)
# random clicking with pen tool
so yes.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)
# i vote hump.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Can't sleep
Made this.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:23, archived)
# needs more bumrape
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:25, archived)
# thats pretty dark dude
you need to go outside
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Things are pretty dark...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Damn
Sorry to hear that, dude.
This country really is turning to crap. Do politicians actually have a clue what is happening? Do they care?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)
# THIS IS NOT A PHOTOSHOP
 
CALL THE POLICE
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT THIS WALRUS SAID!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)
# I'LL TEACH YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO SUCK EGGS!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:41, archived)
# I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:43, archived)
# THAT'S WHY THE GOOD LORD GAVE US NECKS!
As one of us will have to MLP it now...
johnkstuff.blogspot.com/
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Martin Luther Ping?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)
# MY LITTLE PONY?!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)
# MEGA LOG PILLS
Mindless Link Propagation.

Although, if your not using it...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)
# oh yeah you mentioned that term the other day.
 
smoke much?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:02, archived)
# Careful now!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:04, archived)
# ashally I haven't been reading that lately, it's great.
 
man loves his craft!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)
# sorry to TJ
but WTF is this:
www.guardian.co.uk/nato/story/0,,2244782,00.html
some scary shit right there
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:31, archived)
# nato needs more bumrape too
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)
# MAYBE YOU SHOULD APPLY TO BE THE AMBASSADOR FOR BUMRAPE.
 
IT IS CHEAPER THAN NUCULER WEAPONS AND FAR LESS DESIRABLE
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:36, archived)
# i just farted
it prevents bumrape.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Nope, it works like chum.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:42, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahahaha!
true.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
# I heard some people are into that.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:42, archived)
# if my wife was into it I would have endless sexy time.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)
# Just the reply to what the Russkies said the other day.
Which was pretty much the same...

I'd start bidding for contracts for a new Berlin Wall.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:07, archived)
# I THINK SHE MIGHT BE DEAD.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:47, archived)
# IT IS A SCARY SCARY PICTURE AND I AM GOING TO HAVE TERRIBLE NIGHTMARES!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)
# WHY DO YOU THINK I MADE THE PICTURE!? NOW NO ONE WILL SLEEP!!
Muhahahahahaaaa!!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:05, archived)
# I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU ARE INTO VIOLENCE.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:21, archived)
# MOHAWK!

Long head is so long... :[
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Haha
HIGH HAIR IS SOOOO HIGH
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Hahah
yes.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)
# DIAGONALMOHAWK
I used to want a sideways mohawk, from ear to ear.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)
# YES
A sideways mohawk! That's so cool!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:35, archived)
# yes,
and you could shave it into bunny ears at easter.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:06, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I must interrupt this thread to bring you an urgent broadcast:
I just made the best fucking breakfast ever.

1 toats
1 can of beans
1 quarter pounder burger
3 rashers of smoked bacon
2 fried eggs
Several ketchups.

Also, orange and mango smoothie.

Please, continue with what you were doing.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Isn't it a little...early for breakfast?
YOU FUCKBASKET!




Also, I dislike the shape of your plate. I dunno.
EDIT: I thought your orange juice looked off. It's actually not orange juice.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Yeah
and it's too brown


game over, man.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Aw, game over man!
game over!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)
# About the plate.
Yes, unnecessarily fussy. Gratuitous, even.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:53, archived)
# You've rather put me off what I was doing.
You've rather put me off ever doing anything ever again.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:51, archived)
# about an hour ago, I vomited the first thing I'd eaten in 24 hours.
There's nothing left to spew so I'm just sitting here retching in front of my computer.

Also: Sausages.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Fuck
what's wrong? When did this start?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I think I have a fever.
I couldn't eat last night, and I woke up with the sweats this morning.

I went in to work, got a $3000 bonus, tried to eat a sandwich, threw up everywhere and came home.

All in all, not a bad day.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Oh dear!
I hope you feel better soon. <3
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)
# You're clearly allergic to bonus money
Let me gaz you my address to send it to.

It's okay - I'm here to help.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Haha
you sound very philosophical about the whole thing.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)
# They had been eaten.
I was not aware, let alone pleased.

Hence the burger.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:55, archived)
# So cow for pig?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Indeedio
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)
# well,
you want to GET THE FUCK BETTER
as there is a very important bash this weekend.

yes,
there will be sausages present.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Oh fuck, that's this weekend!
I might not be able to make it if I'm like this.

Still, I might as well be a terrorist if I'm sick on Australia Day.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)
# we have a tonne of health food stock here,
I am sure we will have something to make you feel better.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Australia Day is also Auckland Day.
 
SO I WILL BE SIMULTANEOUSLY DRUNK, AMONGST OTHER THINGS
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:09, archived)
# YOU DRUNKEN KIWIS AND YOUR CHILLY BINS!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)
# ALWAYS STAGGERING ABOUT IN YOUR JANDLES!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)
# AND MAKING TOASTY PIES!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)
# EATING PERKY NANAS, FROM THE FRIDGE
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)
# HAVING SEX ON THE BEACH

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)
# oh ell oh fucking ell.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)
# I was starting to wurry that we may huve effended you for a sec there bro!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:33, archived)
# strewth fair dinkum cobber I can take it!
 
sometimes we just have to agree that certain members of our respective rural communitites are inclined towards sexual intercourse with livestock, and leave it at that.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:37, archived)
# you fat fuck.
have a salad, clean out your colon and arteries.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Needs sausage
Sausage, I say!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# That.
I was not expecting. :D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# do the hustle!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)
# It was supposed to be a 30 min photoshop
but I took too long because I couldn't decide what to do.
Ashally I may make another version of this.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti
Y arriba y arriba
Ay arriba y arriba
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)
#
In order to dance bamba to dance bamba one little is needed grace grace One little pa my pa you and above and above Ay arrives and above By you sere, by you sere, you sere I am not marine I I am not marine, I am captain Am captain, am captain Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba Bamba In order to dance bamba to dance bamba one little is needed grace grace One little pa my pa you Ay and above and above In order to dance bamba to dance bamba one little is needed grace grace One little pa my pa you and above and above Ay arrives and above By you sere, by you sere, you sere Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)
#
When I dance they call me macarena
and the boys they say that I´m buena
they all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if your good i take you home with me
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena
A-Hai 2x
Now don´t you worry ´bout my boy friend
the boy who´s name is Nicorino
I don´t want him, ´cause sent him
he was no good so I - hahaaaa
Now, come on, what was I supposed to do ?
He was outta town and his two friends were soooo fine
Ref. 2x
Claps Ahai Ahai
Keys
Ref. 2x
Lach
Come and find me, my name is Macarena
always at the party,
´cause the chicos think I´m buena
come join me, dance with me
and all your fellows cat hello with me
Ref. 5x
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)
#
¿Cuándo los bailo me llamo macarena y los muchachos dicen que soy buena ellos todo me desea, no pueden tenerme así que todos venir bailar al lado de mí movimiento con mí atasco con mí y si sus buenos yo le toman el hogar con mí macarena Eeeh del legria del tuhuelpa del la del cosabuena A del legria del paralla del tuhuelce de Que del macarena del legria del tuhuelpa del la de A, macarena A-Hai 2x ahora no usted preocupación ' combate mi novio el muchacho que tiene nombre es Nicorino que no lo deseo, ' causa lo enviaron él no era ningún buen tan I - el hahaaaa ahora, adelantado, cuál era yo supuso para hacer? Él era ciudad del outta y sus dos amigos eran llaves finas de Ahai Ahai de las palmadas del Ref. 2x del soooo que los Ref. 2x Lach vienen encontrarme, mi nombre son Macarena siempre en el partido, ' causan los chicos piensan que sea buena venga ensamble me, danza con mí y todo su gato de los compañeros hola con mí Ref. 5x
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:47, archived)
#
When I dance them I call macarena and the boys say that I am good they all wishes me, cannot have to me so all to come to dance next to me movement with me clogging with me and if their good I take the home him with me macarena Eeeh from legria from tuhuelpa from the the one from the cosabuena To from legria from paralla from tuhuelce of Which of the macarena of legria of tuhuelpa of the the one of A, macarena A-Hai 2x now you preoccupation ' do not fight my fiancè the boy who has name is Nicorino that not it desire, ' causes sent he was not no good so I - hahaaaa now, advanced, which was I he supposed to do? It was city of outta and their two friends were fine keys of Ahai Ahai of the pats of the ref 2x of soooo that the ref 2x Lach comes to find me, my name are Macarena always in the party, ' cause the boys think that it is good comes joint me, dance with me and all its cat of companions hello with me ref 5x
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:48, archived)
#
Bamba의bambaBamba의bambaBamba춤bamba것에bamba을 무용한 위하여 약간은 필요한 은총 은총 1 조금pa나의pa너의 위 이고Ay의 위 도착하고 의 위에 시들는 너에 의하여, 시들는 너에 의하여, 시들는 너 나는 바다가 아니다 나가 바다가 아닌 이지 않는 나 이지 않는다, 나는 경감Am경감 의 암 경감 이다,bambaBamba은bamba을 춤bamba것에 무용하기 위하여 약간 필요한 은총 은총 1 조금pa나의pa너Ay이고 춤bamba것에 의 위에 그리고 의 위에bamba을 무용하기 위하여 약간은 필요한 은총 은총 1 조금pa나의pa너의 위 이고Ay의 위 도착한다 그리고 의 위에 에 의하여 , 너에 의하여, 시들는 너 시들는Bamba시들는 의 너bambaBamba의bambaBamba의bambaBamba의bamba
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)
# WEEABOO!
KEKEKEKEKE
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)
# You've spelled that wrong
but I'm going to let it go, because you're sick.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)
# BAMBA
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)
#
The bamba the martial grudge respecting some the grace grace 1 which is necessary in small quantity up of pa my, pa you and up of the Ay arrives in the bambaBamba dance bamba thing of the bambaBamba of the Bamba and will wither by you, will wither by you, will wither your me the ocean is not above to go out and the intelligence where is not the ocean it is not and or intelligence it is not, me it is a cancer reduction of reduction Am reduction, The bambaBamba in order to do the bamba in the dance bamba thing bravery some the grace grace 1 which is necessary in small quantity in order to do on up on up in pa my, pa you Ay and the dance bamba thing and the bamba bravery the some the grace grace 1 which is necessary in small quantity up of pa my, pa you and up of the Ay arrives and by, by you, will wither you will wither the Bamba will wither above the bamba of the bambaBamba of the bambaBamba of you bambaBamba
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)
# ALSO: I just read a news article on the internet.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# "What's this shit?" asked melty-faced Robert Plant.
"Put on some decent music, with lyrics based on Lord Of The Rings and clever stuff about squeezing your lemon dry. Hunh hunh hunh clever eh?"
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# ooooh, get him!
I'd rather listen to Beefheart than most Led Zep songs, and as for Plant's solo stuff..

I'd sooner stab myself in the eye
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:32, archived)
# THE BARMAN STUCK HIS DICK IN THE TOASTER.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)
# :)
I like!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I'VE GOT
TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:33, archived)
# BERDWIG.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)
# *click*


arf!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 7:13, archived)
# *looks at watch* ...Oh dear, it's scribbly, wibbly, blinky frog time apparently.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:37, archived)
# *Fucking hell*
Apparently it's 'Awesome Night'
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:38, archived)
# That's aces! Hurrah for Wobbly forg tiem!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Is that it's bum sticking out the front?
Or has it just eaten someone?

*edit* How rude, woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:53, archived)
# It's a peach.
Think Derek & Clive.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:54, archived)
# do you have a peche a la frog, also?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Quite the most revolting thing....
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)
# I was thinking that, but was too afraid to ask.
It is rather woooooo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Woo!
#A wobbly, bobbly, dribbly, squiggly dfroooog!#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:41, archived)
# my legs itch
:D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:41, archived)
# ...sorry...i thought it was Geisha Night...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Hahah
I loikes him, I do.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:50, archived)
# That's pretty damn noice, that is!
And folks don't say that about frogs very often.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:52, archived)
# They should, some of them are rather dapper.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:54, archived)
# a day will end in hops
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:57, archived)
# More frog:
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Ooh you minx
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Pardon my late comment, dear Mr Pineapple
but that frog is simply ACE!!

...not to mention a little shaky. Maybe he needs to lay off the sauce, eh?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# ooh, nice
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Not blinky
but scribbly!

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:21, archived)
# WHY IS NOBODY SINGING LA BAMBA?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:21, archived)
# this one time I was waiting for a flight out of Wellington on a dark, stormy night
and as we started boarding the PA in the lounge starts playing, "THAT'LL BE THE DAY.."

I laughed, nobody else seemed to find it funny
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# I was at a lawn bowls match once (the beer is always cheap at a bowls club)
and they played "welcome to the jungle" as one of the players came out to the field.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:40, archived)
# FUCKEN RAWWRRK.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)
# FROOOOOOOOGGGGGGGG
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:35, archived)
# ALSO:
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# FORG.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:39, archived)
# FORK
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)
# haha.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)
# just so
much woo
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)
# INTERNETS!!!!!!!...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# You sir, are a genius.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# OUCH.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# you broke the internets?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)
# ..........................no..............................
....NOW....... I BROKE THEM!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# repeatedly!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:24, archived)
# (plan B)...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:26, archived)
# MORE
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# ...INTERNETS!!!...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# well,
I say YAY for punching things!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:25, archived)
# awwww
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# YES!.......indeed!...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# pugs are very important
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)
# one day we will all need to make love to one
for HUMANS! FOR HUMANS!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# You should use
the alternating greys of the b3ta forum so it fades from one to the other no matter which line it's on :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:35, archived)
# yeah...i should of.....i would have... i could have...
...but i didn't...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)
# this fail is a win.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:47, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Watching for pigs on the wing
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Hope he don't have the shits.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
# ...i'm watching...i'm watching...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:25, archived)
# So how we gonna kick it?
Gonna kick it root down!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:26, archived)
# i'm gonna break it on down, gonna kick it root down...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:31, archived)
# So whatcha-whatcha, whatcha want?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)
# ...FRESH!...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# good grief!
 
woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Very Classy!
Woo!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 5:09, archived)
# Inspired by below.
Mofaha did a much better job, but I enjoyed myself.


Cap't has fuuuun hair.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Excellent job.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# That is super mega awesome
me likey very much
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Secksay!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# That's fucking lovely.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)
# For Captain Wow

Noise version : Source here
Less compressed version (256kb) here
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)
# ALSO:

Shopped/painted version
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)
# oooh
pretty lady
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# You should see her penis.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# is it any good?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Envious?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# much?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:24, archived)
# *Sweet baby Jesus on a hippo!*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:37, archived)
# I'D HIT IT
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Ooooh lovely and smooth!
I like this style =]
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# So very lovely . . .
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# awesome
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# WU-MAN
*would*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# painty face
woo. makes me wish tweaknik was still around.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Yeah!
Really nice.
Pleasing colour subtleties.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# IT'S SO LOUD
BUT SO LOVELY =]
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Ouch!
That's good...
both are
*double clicks*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# double clicks is that not cheating???
Fcking N00b Haxors cheat cheat cheat

sorry i seem to of become a 14 year old boy
*has to do pubity again*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# wait .. no ... theres two pictures now
shuts up, feels silly
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Pass silly over this way
I want to cope a grope as well :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# here
its made of tartan putty
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Woo
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Lovely . . .
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# both are really great!!
woo! :D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# cool,
both of 'em
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# lovely!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Phwoar!
They are both bloody brilliant.

In other news, Maddie was in Nottingham. Apparently. www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/index.jsp
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Maddie was a 39 year old man the whole time?
I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON.

I just couldn't put my finger on it..
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# haha that took me a bit to work out
doesn't exactly seem like a four star news source

"Mr Milon, who is a member of the Polish community and according to one witness, he had been attacked a few days previously."
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
#
"Yeah, I hit 'im. Dunno worry, he wer raight then though."
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Fluffypants!
how dos miss?
has been too long since I've seen your lully self
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *Hugglifies*
Hello, you gorgeous being.
I am doing rather dandy. How about your splendid self?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Nay bad
starting to get excited about the amsterdam bash :)

*enhuggles*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Cor!
That does sound rather grand.
I'm off to Dr When's shindig in Febuaray. I haven't checked but I bet there at the same time, aren't they?
*runs off to look*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Nah
the Doctor's is the weekend after
I may still make it... if I'm still alive :|
must get back to bed though
night night
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I would very much like it if you were there. :)
Nighty night.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# there is no may, Eric
you must be there.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# DrZaarlon Concurs....
...With MrHorrible, Chunderbunny, and teh always lully FluffyElephants.

[If one of you fucks up bad enough not to be there, I'll hunt you down. No human alive has yet been subject to this ;?) ]
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Ah goddamit
*jealous*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# hahahah
wtf!?!?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Hahaha
thisisnotmaddie.co.uk
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# these both
have all of teh wooskills
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Bootiful. she'll love it
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Thats goood :D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Aww. These are cool good.
She has nice hair.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# what was the name of that site
its like uncyclopedia but not...lots of b3tans linked to it. its basically a similar site for bogus articles. something britannica or something. maybe.

never mind. found it but it's down. woo to the pictures.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Encyclopedia dramatica?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)

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