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# poor waspy


www.b3ta.com/board/8127552
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# did you mess with the body?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# what the fuck are you incinerating?
no, it's all him
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# this pricked my interest
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7276266.stm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Have you lost weight then?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# i though it was going to be an ebay auction at first glance
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# guilty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# oooh
i quite fancy a bit of dog minge, thank's for reminding me!

Edit: for some reason this made me want to do this

(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# So that's why people have been ignoring me?
The half-eaten dog's minge caused me to hit my face off my desk trying not to laugh too loud!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# sorry..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# haha!!
*forces a parcel in*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Packet: small
Second class stamped.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# it'll get there in the end!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
bits of sandwich on keyboard - bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *click click click click click!*
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# they should really stamp this out
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# letters not start a postal pun thread
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Please letters start a postal pun thread
we can't let the opportunity parcel us by
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# packet in you lot
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Frankly
I don't know what you lot are on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *cue Daves best ever post*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# it'll want something first class to go in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# haha...
Tres Bon Sire...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# bastards!
my post office, which i can see from my front door, closes down in 53 minutes. the closest one is a mile away and i can't drive.
*fumes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Why can't you drive
An inability to learn
or a lack of co-ordination?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# a severe lack of depth perception
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *sharp intake of breath* and a laugh! ;)
Most obscure ref ever:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# The only way is up
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Pffffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Haha!
Have a pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# more virgins?
(londoner, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# PM-approved rage


(Abuscruffy, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# That links nicely to my first ever pic
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# i bet they were gutted when the postman arrived at 5.30
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# dwbl wrd scwr?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
What happened to the text?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# croep twl dysastwr
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# w nwes!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Needs more w
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ww!
there's llovelly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# i've got a scrabble board here, at work!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Is it covered in robot cum?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Why?
Why is that robot slapping his cock on the board?
(Jokel, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# It's a habit



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# These are both lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# pobol y cwn FTW!
or Falabambalumbalabalay
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# cwm
actually
It means valley. As do most words.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# For some reason
Dwy'n meddwl bod hwn yn rhyfedd ;)
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# :)
Twll dun pob saes!
(cactusrob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Can I be a pedant
and mention that a Y is normally worth four points? Think of the massive scores you'd get in Welsh Scrabble! Lyllylylylyllyyly.
(cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# lwl
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# No no no...
The devil's vowel is only worth 1 point in Welsh Scrabble for that very reason!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Needs more dd
it does
(miniscule connanoncho, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# And Ff
Ch, Ll too!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# This..
is funny for any welsh speaker.

www.flickr.com/photos/nwdls/403977503/in/pool-scrabblecymraeg
(cactusrob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# bindun in the real world
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4308262.stm
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Double d is one letter dontcha know
as is rh, ll, and ng. And if you think that's crazy, wait until you hear about soft letter changes. Crrrrazy.

Ich bien ein bachgen reservoir.

Au revoir est nos dda!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# We've all had the talk....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
he's far too happy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# *tips*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *velvets*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahahaha
but the tips are good!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# i didn't
i was* a good girl.

*emphasis on the was*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# you naughty girl!
go to your room and put the ball gag in.
i'll send 'big chris' up in a minute to disipline you.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# 0_0
*shivers in antici......pation*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Hehehe
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Obscure Tarot Card #5
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# i'm all about the companionable silences.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# YES! YOU DID IT!
i love you for this!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# He looks like an intricately carved ginger-biscuit
With a cleft kiwi fruit for eyes.

Wooperb!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# A*meritplus!

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
twit tWOO!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# hurrah great tops lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I'll take two please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# but what does it mean
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Special Needs Forces...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# THat reminds me
I saw a little downs syndrome girl dressed as a pixie dancing in that little girl way, outside Rymans earlier. It was most bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# were there some paperclips dancing with her?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha!!
we're saved!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *burns embassy's wheelchair ramp*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ha
i want to be his friend he looks fun
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# He's goin' to pop a cap in yo'ass!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# oh noes
his look of surprise at not haveing anything below his chest is ace!!

i like that
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Looks like he's surprised to find himself on a Cannibal Corpse sleeve

nicely

See? Or.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# He looks a bit like one of my exes.
This is very woo. I especially like the shading on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# haven't you posted this before?
tis very woo!
i just want to make sure my brain still works...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Similar I think
I could be wrong though.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I think you may have seen it in the mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# why are you so horrible to me?
i've been nothing but nice to you!!
*storms off, crying*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# * I am only joking...
Don't go, I can make it better...

* Man-hugs

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# LEAVE ME ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Those ninjas are so sneaky...


Original: bp0.blogger.com/_kYXLS3jOwqE/R8v37W8KHOI/AAAAAAAAAGo/kQLZpRUwfjE/s1600-h/policehell.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Devious! :o
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# DAVE!
*enhurglusuffomacates*

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *gasps*
Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# y'alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I think I'm a bit funny today . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Well do a cartoon then!
*waits for punn-ishment*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# not THAT kind of funny . . .
I haven't been that kind of funny for yonks . . . ever


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha, oh my.
Edit: I am in the mood to buy something. What shall I buy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# A squeaky dog toy that looks like a pig
and grunts like one when you squeeze it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I would love a pair of those mini pigs off the links page.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# ^This^
You would absolutely HAVE to come up with a good name for it, or I could not allow it to happen otherwise...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I'd have two.
Called Bebop and Rocksteady.


Or Sharky and George.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Permission granted
granted Grunted
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# LEGO!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Lego's shit now.
You can only make one thing with each load you buy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# not all of it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Can you still get proper normal lego then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I have about 1200 normal bricks on the way!
I'm so excited it almost physically hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ooooooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# You can come round and see it if you like?
If you come to the Derby bash I'll even let you play with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# AWESOME
When is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hahah! same time of year as 'usual'
Not until October. But if it gets to October and you can't make it because you have other things planned then I shall cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# It's only ever because of money.
I will try.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# if we go up, we could pick you up from the outskirts of that london
but i don't know if i/we are going yet...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# It's hard to tell this early on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# it's like almost years away and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# That ¬
play.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# that looks very cool
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I am also in this mood
I wish to buy something music related.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Buy some John Lee Hooker
or Seasick Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Seasick Steve!
I've been trying to learn his stuff for a while now. He make playing a 3 string guitar sound easy but I'll be damned if I can get it to sound even 19.3% as good as him.

Perhaps if I wasn't a drummer...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# My dad's a blues guitarist
but not that sort of stuff. Delta blues, he plays.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# have John Lee Hooker.
I was meaning music making related, I think I want to buy a big music book.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Get some bongos.
Or a Djembe. Some sort of drum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# oooh, yes now there is a great idea!
I always want to buy a djembe when I'm on shops, but they're always about 100 euro. For some reason i have never considered the online approach.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# We have a Djembe, it's lovely.
www.thomann.de/de/djemben.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# do you get everything from germany?!
also, I dont want to spend to much, in case I find that i cant make it sound good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# It's cheap, like the budgie.
That, and I trust Germans. I've always known them to be very honest people, on the whole.

A Djembe will take a long time to master, but it's got a lot of different tones.

www.thomann.de/de/millenium_700m_10_djembe_medium.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# that's lovely i want it
yes, I have marveled at many djembe players in the past with their different tones and smiley faces. I shall purchase today.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# get a kazoo
they're cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
#
i have a djembe from gambia and an oak one i made myself, which was bloody hard work.

have never mastered either of them.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Buy me a GPS
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I love you Cap'n <3
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D I love you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# OK, "no" it is then
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *sniffs*
Hmmm...I smell bandwagonage.....


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# No, no, no, this is the ONLY joke that you can make with this pic
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# bandwagon, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# OK, that one's done now..
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# one more please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# pffft
Carry On Font
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Joins
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# 'twas begging for it
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Possibly...


*edit* Oops accidentally uploaded new image over old, soz...


(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
#


I just noticed something!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# The possibilities are endless:0

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# yay, these all deserve new threads
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Phwor!
She deserves to be raped for being so immodest

/radical cleric
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ....always...
...watching you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
this wins.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Ah, maybe I was wrong after all!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# are we still here?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I still think that's fucking butters in the middle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# wins
*hands over jaffa cake of triumph*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahaha! Win!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# It's a sign!
The possibilities are endless!
Just look at the Paul McCartney compo last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# i fear it may be too late!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hooray bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Even Ninjas love a happy meal
(Abuscruffy, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Needs more pork
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Haha
those pesky ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Yes!
And in other news, the UK seems to have been seriously affected by the recent earthquake.

The BBC weather maps say it all....



Made me smile anyway, which is a good thing seeing as my bank has F**ked up AGAIN with my mortgage :(

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Ha ha excellent.
Makes my trip to Snowdon that bit easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hooray, Norwich has finally been put on the map!
Thank you.
Now I'll never get lost again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# shit
apparently im now in the middle of the bristol channel (southampton), or would that now be called the solent, im confused
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# heheheh
oo what a lovely gaz from be-l-plated member 'faithly'...

There is this huge
amount of Eigtheen million
U.S dollars($18,000,000.00)
which my late Husband kept
for us in a Security Company
in Abidjan before he was
assasinated by unknown
persons. (etc. etc. ad copyandpasteum)

what on earth shall I do?

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I shall probably read all the threads I missed before posting it, that's what
/dim
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8131162
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ...


Sorry, but bin doing a 'Banksy-style' poster for work.
It was better than this though...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# BLUE SPLUFF!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# :D
Can we see?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# no its secret...
Ive signed a confidentiality agreenment don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# i'm sorry
i forgot to tell you how ace i thought this was
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# very ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hurry up Harry! We're going down the pub...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# has anyone told you, you're just too damn good?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I have
many times

It's unfair, but he's just too damn likeable to hate
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# :D
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I can;t believe you've been here over 2 years
were you hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Masses of lurkery in the early days of b3ta membership...
Then I thought I might as well post some of my stuff 'n' that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I can remember you posting your first*
posts, and clicking, then you posted a couple more and I had to click them both...then everything I saw you post was excellent.
It was a bizarre 'excellent newbie on b3ta shock!' moment and suddenly you were posting all the time.

*I now realise you weren't a n00b, and I have no idea if it really WAS your first posts, but for some reason I do remember seeing you that way
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# What confused you dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# about the bash
maybe - its very far in the future thou, i hope so i haven't seen anyone from your neck of the woods for AGES
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Yeah, it's up crazy early
but I wanted to give people chance to let me know what date was best etc. this year, I'm obviously not doing my usual spamming campaign just yet ;)

Most people can't be sure whether they can make it, but just something to bear in mind? it's looking like it will be the 4th from early indications so try and keep an opening for me sexy lady, and/or convince the lovely missus
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Always i will be open for you!
i'm sure we can work something out...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# was he at the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# i...... don't think so...
but then i missed chorizo wagon!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# O_O
hpw could you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *hits self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# She wasn't there long
and didn't get about* much

*~snigger~
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# that i DON'T believe
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# No, really!
She was there with her mister, and she kept a very low profile, can't have been there more than 2 hours and I doubt it was even anywhere near that

We didn't even have a boot-off!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# O M G
ah well, we all have to behave when the other halves are around...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# i think i was outside when she came...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# story of my life
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# "I was much too far out all my life
and not waving, but drowning"

Stevie Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# And what is 3B's excuse for not going to the bash?:P
EDIT: Am I the only one that has been gazzed this?

My Dear,

It is my pleasure to contact
you for a business venture
which I and my son Michael
Nkwazema and i am Faith
Nkwazema, intend to
establish in your country.

Though I have not meet with
you before but I
believe,one has to risk
confidence in other to
succeed sometimes in
life.There is this huge
amount of Eigtheen million
U.S dollars($18,000,000.00)
which my late Husband kept
for us in a Security Company
in Abidjan before he was
assasinated by unknown
persons.

Now I and my son have
decided to invest these
money in your country or
anywhere safe enough outside
Africa for security and
political reasons.We want
you to help us claim and
retrieve these fund from the
Fiduciary Fund Holders and
transfer it into your
personal account in your
country for investment
purposes on these areas:

1). Telecommunication
2). the transport industry
3). Five star hotel

To indicate your interest
and readiness to assist us,
If you can be of an
assistance to us we will be
pleased to offer to you 10%
Of the total fund

I await your soonest
response,

Hear is my Email
[email protected]

Respectfully yours,

Madam Faith & Son Michael
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Scroll down a short way sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# this^
and now i've just got it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I shall offer her shiny pebbles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# and the theory about stats board goes out the window
because I just got it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Probably just people who are on this page atm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# That was my theory too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Great fools seldom think alike but different!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# that's a good theory
and I'm not attending the bash due to it not being in Huddersfield.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Well I'd've thought that any opertunity
to get the hell out would be a godsend!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# OH MY GOD
But Derby isn't in Huddersfield either!

much closer, but that's not necessarily a good thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Okay faithly YOU CAN STOP NOW, WE'RE ALL ON TO YOU
gazzing any more is just a waste of time

Okay, continue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I wonder if she's coming to the bash:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I just gazzed them back:

"Hello

you can stop spamming us now, we're all on to you

Ps: you cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# You'd think the mods would have banned them by now!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Shhhht!
The mods are asleep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I just gazzed her
boys have a winky and girls have a foofoo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Pfffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# and me

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# This time next year...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# We'll all have £12.85!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# With the exclaimation mark too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I have teh spam of gaz as well now!
It's mine, all mine I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hahahaha!!
*clicks*
*hard*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# That's just insane enough for me to like it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaa
Tha's ace!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
I love the cycling and also the bumping.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# One legged cycling!
The way horses ride bikes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hehehe.
look at his little leg go
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Aaarrgghh!! Sham 69 flashback!!
They really were shite.
(Abuscruffy, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Superlative!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hahahahaha lovely peddling!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# This is excellent!
I want to see it tiled with bullet impacts on the cyclist...

But then I'm demanding that way.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# There you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Lol
lol²
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Now that's a classic!
Splendid stuff g.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# *hurries*
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Wonderful ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# the quickest and dirtiest thing of all time.
aside from, perhaps, my first sexual encounter.
(juanito, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I bloody love this
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
Makes me think of the Eddie Izzard skit about Star Trek phasers...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahaa!
the man is a God.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# which show was that in?
i've got a six disc boxset that i've barely scratched the surface of. literally.
(juanito, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Copy it and send it to me
Karma will smile kindly on you
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# About 6.45 in here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbOC0uoKYtU
although the whiole lot's worth a watch...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Darned if I know
I have a love-hate relationship with the guy, he's done some amazing and just wonderful stuff, but then (particularly later) he did a lot of rambling nonsense that was actually pretty painful to watch with, like, the occasional moment of the old genius here and there.

I do always like his take on acting roles tho, I always expect something special when he pops up in something on TV or film, even if it's just a voice over, and usually aren't disappointed.

I believe he's a tamed Merkin soap star now tho...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Ha ha
Lovely nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# love it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# This is all wrong!

It is the woman who cooks - the man goes to the pub out hunting!

Woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# i did
consider using 'left the back door open' or something else, but decided that there was a beautiful and undeniable irony involved by using the oven line.

don't think i don't think these things through.
(juanito, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# POOTONE®


Also available...PEETONE®
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# eeew....!
and Woo!

EDIT: In other news... more gaz spam coming your way if you're lucky.

I'm going to make $18 million dollars!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Me too!
What an odd coincedence!

Edit: Oh, only $1.8 :( still not to be sniffed at
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *sighs*
nobody ever gazzes me....

=)
EDIT: aw you guys!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Gazes at ivesb

* feeling a little unwell now
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# don't point that at me!!
oh no!
my suedes!
you can bloody well pay for them!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Suedes!

Pffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Haha!



Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# *sniffs* nice.
I'm a bit disturbed about the green one though

LOL N00b gaz


My Dear,

It is my pleasure to contact
you for a business venture
which I and my son Michael
Nkwazema and i am Faith
Nkwazema, intend to
establish in your country.

Though I have not meet with
you before but I
believe,one has to risk
confidence in other to
succeed sometimes in
life.There is this huge
amount of Eigtheen million
U.S dollars($18,000,000.00)
which my late Husband kept
for us in a Security Company
in Abidjan before he was
assasinated by unknown
persons.

Now I and my son have
decided to invest these
money in your country or
anywhere safe enough outside
Africa for security and
political reasons.We want
you to help us claim and
retrieve these fund from the
Fiduciary Fund Holders and
transfer it into your
personal account in your
country for investment
purposes on these areas:

1). Telecommunication
2). the transport industry
3). Five star hotel

To indicate your interest
and readiness to assist us,
If you can be of an
assistance to us we will be
pleased to offer to you 10%
Of the total fund

I await your soonest
response,

Hear is my Email
[email protected]

Respectfully yours,

Madam Faith & Son Michael
Nkwazema.

WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# go for it!!
EDIT: and i'm in the club too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I love how a lot of Africans seem to have access to large sums of money after all
and they all want to give me 10% of it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# That'll be all that
Live Aid money that was suppossed to end famine...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# god bless their generous hearts.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I just got this too
UNKNOWN ASSASSINS! HALP!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha I also got that
Madam Faith & Son Michael Nkwazema.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hear my email!
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I got that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# We'll all be RICH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I don't want to share the cash though
fuckssake. It's mine.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Will you buy me a present?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Free trip to Abdijan
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# :-( but I shall wilt like a little daisy in the heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# be an assassin
work at night.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Oh aye, because the clumsy broad
with the balance problem's really the best person to be an assasin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# yes, you'll be fine
You shall be Capt Wow Burlesque Extraordinaire and have guns or poison darts in your boobie tassles.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Ooooh that'd be good.
twirlytwirlyBANG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# even i did
which makes it really special, do you think they've gone to the time and effort to send it to all 60'000 odd b3tans? or can you send the same mail to everyone at once?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# WHICH ONE WAS THAT THE ANSWER TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Oops, sorry, last one.
Sorry, IBS kicking in. FFS *holds tummy protectively and considers having a good howl*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# have a banana
it works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I haven't got one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *hands hot water bottle*
*rubs gently, getting slightly lower than is needed*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# :D Bless you, petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Juuuude
I miss you chick, I've not seen you in aaages
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# 'lo
everything is SOOOOO busy at the mo. work is keeping from here during the day mostly, and DIY and the missus is keeping me from it at night and weekends!

and i can't get to as many bashes now which is a BUGGER
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I know :(
I'm sure we'll catch up soon enough, and it shall be EXCELLENT, but life does have a habit of getting in the way sometimes and that's fair enough.

Are you going to try and make the Derby bash this year?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I was just wondering this
It seems to be most people on the board, I suspect it would be username capture rather than to all 60k, but that's still many MANY gazzes!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I just got mine now,
ten mins after it was posted on the board!
Are they not watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# i got mine right after i said i never get any gazzes...
they're watching the board!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Maybe just the stats page people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I didn't get it...
I'm obviously not special enough.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I never get these spams
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# :D
You're very special
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Damned content blocking at work...
Should I take offence?




*looks*
*takes fence*
*runs*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hahah, yes
But it's the Stephen Lynch song, and you can't take offense at him, he's too cute, talented and funny
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I got it!
I got it!

I AM special!

*feels sad sense of emptyness*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# YAY \o/
I got that too.
if enough of us do it
and we all get 10% each
we can take over the world!

*signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I got a russian email today!!
In soviet Russia spam sends you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I'VE GOT ONE TOO
OH GOD I AM SO LUCKY
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Just got the same thing, from a noob called Faithly
I'm so gonna take them up on it.... (might be lies)

*edit* Why can't I click their 'ignore' button from my Gaz without instilling a 404 error?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Maybe because they have 0 posts to their name?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
although your choice of colours is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# pffft!
I found it quite hard to match it up, without actually going to the toilet with a swatch book
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha!
love the peetone one, also i saw this yesterday
www.vagisilkit.com/kit2/how.shtml

which is not dissimilar
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha
'pan-coated'

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# A bit late, but...
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# football is for gays lol
btw: are you a tottenhams fan?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# It's true.
Only for the gays.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ^ True

* Nowadays you can see better acting at the Pantomime
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# if he was, you'd think he'd be able to spell Berbatov
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# well, to be fair
in Bulgarian the letter that looks like "B" is in fact a V - so this phonetic tranlation may be more accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# oh dear
the ninjas got it wrong then! delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# but by my arguments
his name might in fact be Vervatov. We need to see it written in Bulgarian to work it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# forget it
I've just received a gaz offering me 18 million dollars from some cunt from Abdijan. I'll buy Bulgaria and make them use Bs properly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# LOL a thread about Bulgaria?
all experts here, hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Yes,
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yes, see,
Proof:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Oh my.
That's very nice, actually. *gazes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# You mean gayzes!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I'm gay for football
and this makes me stiffer than a scoutmaster supervising shower time.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Did it take you all week
to draw this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I think the week may have been spent deciding how to spell "Berbatov" correctly
It's possible to over-think at times.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# My god
does it really matter enough to be the only real comment on this picture (besides how gay football may or may not be)?!
And to be repeated in ever nastier ways
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# *fluff awards*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I'd like to thank my ever-supportive missus
my parents
my b3ta brethren...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *wayves*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# ok
sorry. FP.

*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahah, one extreme to the other

but you're so sexy when you pout like that
*moistens*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *raises one eyebrow, while pouting, and humming softly*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Yes,
You're quite right. I did spell Dimitar Berbatov incorrectly... and it's forced me to own up: I'm a sham. Yes, I've tried to pass myself off as a normal, functioning human being, but it's failed. Things have been going badly recently... I've felt disconnected and isolated and I think that if I could pinpoint where everything began to unravel, it would be when I failed to spell Dimitar's name correctly. You win, you win...
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# might i suggest
Ovaltine. It will help.

All good natured banter, no need to get wordy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Oh, but there is!
You have unravelled me. With your pointed criticism you have speared my hopes and dreams and revealed them all as illusions, petty imaginings not worth a farthing.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *offers tampax*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Game over man
game over

too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# It could have been worse
you could have upset the Apostrophe Police as I have in the past
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# yay for stickmen playing footy
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# football makes me gay!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# \o/
*inter-oldfirm sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# god I'm brickin' it for tonight :/

mon the hoops!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# what do you think the score will be?
barca got beat 4-2 at the weekend so there's some hope
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I'm hoping celtic can manage it but
it will take an almighty hour and a half of luck which will surely go down in history.

I shall be watching and cheering on the my favourite australian celtic player ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Can I ask a question?
Is it Celtic with a soft C or with a hard one? Because Celtic Frost the band is (s)eltic Frost, not (k)eltic Frost.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# sell tic

sell ik

seeeeeeeell tik
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Ahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Rule 1 for safe travel in Glasgow
Under NO circumstances mention the word 'orange' in any context whatsoever to a Glaswegian taxi driver...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# and if anyone asks you support partick thistle
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# ^^ the old classic answer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I was accosted by a group of neds in my stairwell who wouldnt let me get into my flat and demanded i drink a beer with them
I was terrified. They asked who I supported... I stammered that I was a dundee utd fan... "Aye, but are ye a proddie or a cafflic dundee utd fan?" I said neither, just a dundee utd fan. Then one of them said "Aye, bit dundee unitit are a fenian team eh" and started going on about how they didn't like fenians, before all finally saying they were celtic fans with the exception of one rangers fan. They eventually got bored. I was extremely scared.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# yeah. i walk into a glasgow bus stop
'haw you trying to budge in or sumfin eh !' (looking menacing) 'are you a tim or a hun ?'

*squirm*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# yes
I certainly did not enjoy such situations. I've never met so many brown-toothed people as I did in glasgow. They all wanted to speak to me, ask me what I did, if i was a tim or a hun, then if they could have a fiver for the bus, while holding a glass bottle near my face.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# The football team is a soft C
but only because the Glaswegians at the time the club was founded didn't know how to say it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Thankee kindly sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# the race of people is hard C though
thought I'd better add that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Happarently
according to the QI book currently living next to my loo, that term was only invented in C18 or something....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Celtic
sell tic
sell ik
the hoops
the bhoys
the tattie munchers
the fenians
the champions

Rangers
the gers
the teddy bears
the huns
the runners up for the last two years (sorry dbroon, couldn't help myself)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# we're top of the league and you're no
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Sun-tastic headline no. 1
Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# but mark viduka isnt playing..
oh
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# if boruc plays out his skin..and the defence holds

we have a slight chance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ....
I think you have a chance that boruc will play well... but erm... the defence? uh, no. not good enough to win the league and certainly not good enough to stop eto'o et al.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# c'mon
samaras hatrick. easy.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hope so :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# barca have no defence but still....
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Bah, you lot and your posh football
I'm off to watch some proper footy tonight... Blackpool v Barnsley, The War of the Roses. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# LOL CAMPBELL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# 
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ 
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ 
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ .o. \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ 
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

/crowd
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# don't tell me the final score, i'm going to watch the highlights
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# 2-1
guess which way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Footy on b3ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hissssssssssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# COYS!!!!!!
Well, I like this even if all the football hating girly types don't
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *raises eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I meant girly
as in not masculine.

Cos all REAL men like footy! And boobies and cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# REAL men like what they like
and don't give a fuck how that tempts others to categorise them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I went skiing
and there was no snow. But there was this poster for some politician. So it was ok.



There's a town called Wank, on Wank Mountain, which you take the Wank Bahn to get to.
(E-Penguin, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# uh-oh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# lol europeens
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# lol
ipops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# * hides *
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# And it took you only one second to decide to go there.

For Max Wank, wank Max!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Shopped only please...

etc - Welcome Newbie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Heh... newbie
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bryn not Brian, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# goodness me, Sunday already!
doesn't time just fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaha
I love it, I found it funny and amusing.
bp0.blogger.com/_-hS4SsjRDvA/RlW5EQrYOXI/AAAAAAAAAAM/fv1BkJj6SNc/s1600-h/Karg+gratuliert+Wank.jpg
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# The most worrying thing
is the 'Mid 90s Texan Mumwear' in the shop window behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Those are Wanktrainers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Don't get me started on the word wank.
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# THERE IS SNOW HERE.
It's not settling though. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I'm considering organising a WANK FOR SNOW event
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Oooooh oooooh do we get sponsored?
Per wank?



(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# six inches of snow here yesterday
i hate snow, bah humbug
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# You lucky bugger.
I LOVE snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# i had to get a bus
it skidded
the bus driver said
"oops"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# WANKER!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# tad harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Okay, I'll just add this:

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# not at all safe for work
www.b3ta.com/links/ivor_biggun_and_the_red_nosed_burglers_the_winkers_song
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I've saved it for hometime ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Gives me an excuse to post this, anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# unshopped
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ooops!

Edit: Hmmmm, perhaps I was a little harsh... Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# its quite funny, it isnt hotlinked
i assume he took it himself. i dont see too much wrong
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Your picture is kinda funny but it's not really what we're going for here.
Everyone else, STOP HARSHING OUT THE NEW PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Real photos of funny stuff members have seen usually gets allowed when a regular posts it
Shouldn't punish a noob for doing it or you look like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# That reminds me
of the famous German politician Adolftwat Hitlerpoopoo.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# so...what regular are you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I mean YOU FUCKING CUNT POSTING AN AMUSING PICTURE ON B3TA I HATE U !!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# King Koala


Click for bigger (57KB)
(smu95rp, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Heheheh
*listens to Kid Koala* very fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Kid Koala is awesome
You heard Bullfrog?
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Oooooh no...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Oh you so need to!
Tis Kid Koala with a band behind him...

teh website
Get hold of the first album, most amazing sonic delicacies
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i saw them at the scala a few years ago
he's good on teh records decks.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Why is he humping that tower?

Not that I have anything against humping towers, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# My drummer's back from Australia
and he bought presents for us- as he didn't have much in the way of cash he got us all these little bulldog clip koala things.

Mine is called Bruce. He's currently humping my lighter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I'm imagining the scene as we speak

Also: I think Bruce is a good name for a Koala ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# He's pretty awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# My friend got me one of these the other week.
Mine's humping a postcard she also got me of two pigs. The pigs are both called Mohammed but the koala is as yet unnamed. Seeing as though Bruce has gone I may plump for 'Drazic'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I wish I'd thought of that.
I might change mine to Katarina now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Anita Scheppers for the ultimate boneage.
All day and all night. Until I'm dead.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuck me.
I'd forgotten about her.


I miss Heartbreak High, and I can't find the boxsets anywhere (I love 90s telly-I have the boxsets of every Round the Twist episode ever, and Maid Marian).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hmmm... reminds me a bit of....
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# He's causing havoc all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Religious Iconography Tuesday is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# this gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# reminds me of my Freemason initiation...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# YOU SWORE AN OATH TO NOT TALK ABOUT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I swore an oath not to divulge the secrets and mysteries of the craft
I can freely talk about masonry otherwise :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# TELL US ABOUT THE SANTA SUIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I can tell you who made Steve Guttenberg, a star
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Was it you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Do you have any special stuff on your apron?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# and who controls the British pound?
and who keeps the metric system down?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I hear TGA is personally in charge of holding back the electric car.
He has abs of steel now.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hahahaha
/molten steel
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# They lied to him
they told him it was a frankfurter...

...but actually the chap was Belgian
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Well, I think I can consider myself initiated then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Does that look like Tim Curry to anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I'm seeing brian blessed with a thick neck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Ohhhhh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hows about sausage eating Tuesday then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# \o/
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Mooonkey
cfc 400k
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Noice..
ps - ape
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I thought more chimp actually
photoshopfaceoff.com/img/ptsCCI5tX.jpg

But they call them Monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I'm reading Pratchett at the moment
and so am hyper-sensitized to the difference between apes and monkeys!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanzee
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Me too.
Just finished Hat full of Sky. Just started The Truth.
(The_Judderman, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# But can it be milked?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Only if
you ask very nicely
(The_Judderman, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# *throws banana*
I can hear our own gibbons yelling obscenities as I type
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I'm sure it can!
with some gentle coaxing :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Whoah!
UDDERS!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# oooohooohoooohmooooooo!!
i likes it!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# :D
'ning Sah!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# ning!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Still would!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahhaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# haha moo
nice tag!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# ;D
'Ningles matey!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Ow!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# have an obscure punnington
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# doodles
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# nice!
has he got a bag on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# not mine, i just added the drawing
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/goawaybag.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I'm Jake
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# word up jake!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# WHAT a song to get in my head.
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Yo Pretty Lady
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *dances in 80s fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *rawks 90s style to the awesome GUN version*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Korn did quite a good cover of it, actually.
Before Korn turned shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# what song?
*frets*
i'm rubbish at songs and music in general...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Word Up!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *codpieces*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# That's the fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# i do it better than you i think you'll find
*slaps with raw cod*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# oh!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Awesome stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *grabs cod piece seductivly*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *forgets lyrics*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Oh lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# now i want some banana angel delight
do they still even make angel delight.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Tesco do.
I'm not sure if the Angel Delight people still do. They probably make semiautomatic weaponry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Nice!
He looks like he's got a readybrek glow!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# yay!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

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