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Orthodox Caveman

(Pelle ghola, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

That's very nice.

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

SunnO))) perhaps?

Most woo!

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Aenesis, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

SunnO))) definitely!

(Pelle ghola, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

I saw this last night

but it was just as I was off to bed.

It's brill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

Coo, I missed this.

It's bloody lovely.

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Aenesis, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

very woosome!

if he had the guitar the prof martin has, it would rule the world1
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

Coincidentally

There is also a drone/doom band called Orthodox. I don't know if they wear robes though.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)

*RAWKS*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

1: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2: And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3: And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4: And then the universe said 'y'know what God I'm sick of your shit. Let us ROCK. THE FUCK. OUT.'
5: And it was so.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

when my boss is back tomorrow i'm saying that to him!

so i may not be here thursday...
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

ROCK!

(Pelle ghola, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)

Ello John, got a new motor... roller?

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

Quickly!

Make it about 200px smaller in width.
Before you get lynched.

*Edit*
Either you've now run away, or you're not even going to try.

Away with you.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

Can't be arsed

Am far too busy avoiding life

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

nice username

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

are you mocking him . . .

. . . bird?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

not much

I just had a very strong urge to post a reply combined with a complete lack of opinion and ideas.

I think this is how 90% of youtube comments are added.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

Lol.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)

My most recently posted youtube comment read:

'hahahaha! You're a CUNT!'

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

haha!

cool!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)

hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)

I see your 80s cartoon re-worked as pron and raise you

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

Needs more swinging.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

hahahahahahaha!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)

"We'll take good care of the fool... Fly the flag"

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

No WAY

He'd get on that plane.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

Foo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

Banjo Hero?

I'd buy one.

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

Needs a sixth finger...

/obvious

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

Ooooo

You must be a big girl?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

~~big~~ norfolk

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)

bindun

for real...
www.terrygold.com/t/images/2007/04/06/banjohero_terrygolddotcom_3.jpg

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timothy claypole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

Bonkers! I have a five year old fridge magnet that used to play duelling banjoes when you touched the strings but now it makes a rather spastic grunting noise at random intervals . . .
Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

I have the same problem with an old toy.

It was a robot that would talk... Now all it does is drag out long vowel sounds...

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

haha

one of my retro handheld electronic games occasionally makes a quiet sound like it's half dying in bad agony - I don't know which one it is

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)

long day...

took several seconds to remove image of a fridge magnet in the shape of a 5 year old there, and to reassert normal understandings.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

Well

I wasn't expecting that.

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

google images

banjo hero

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timothy claypole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

Spoilsport.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

Sitar Hero

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH76QypdSM4

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

*beats everyone hands down*

Pah! It doesn't even have a mong tuning setting!

Woo! Unt Arf!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

Get back to me when you invent Kazoo Hero.

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

*passes comb hero*

*passes shiny bog-paper hero*

There! Make yer own!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

You're my hero.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

Aww! Shucks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

Well, perhaps not.

You do seem to be the pun authority round here, though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)

hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

Haha, lovely stuff.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)

w00

very nice

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

I think I detect

the start of a new bandwagon...

(runs to Active Directory to grab an administrative install of tattyshop)

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

I'd buy guitar

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

hahaha!!

does it come with a bit of straw to chew?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

Yes

and a spittoon.

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

At the end of the world, there will only be two creatures remaining:

Cockroaches and Denizens.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

Hahahaha

Wicked.

Anyone here tried snorting aerosol, and did it work?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

Years ago, but it was lighter gas and there was teeth involved.

All that happened was I got very dizzy and then was sick. Stick to weed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

Solvent abuse

has the highest first-use death rate of any substance-abuse thing.*

In other news, they are thinking of taking 3 lane motorways (3 lanes x speed limit 70 = 210 carmiles per hour) and at heavy use times, changing it to 4 lanes (using hard shoulder) at a 50mph limit (4 lanes x 40 mph = 200 carmiles per hour).

How's that going to improve traffic flow?

*excluding, for example, napalm abuse and snorting cyanide.

Enormous edit for justice: OP made me glee. How can the denizens have such a arnage of expressions with such limited features? They are happymaking.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

Perhaps they're relying on the fact that noone pays attention to speed limits on motorways

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

One of my co-workers

was genuinely surprised to learn that the speed limit on motorways is 70. She thought it varied by lane and the fastest lane was "120 or something like that".

She's been driving for about 8 years.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

Blimey.

Did you smack her round the head with a copy of the Highway Code?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

no, just talked in a quiet voice.

We also enjoyed her scream of "Christ, come quick, there's some kind of new breed of scorpion in the kitchen."

We found her on a kitchen counter, avoiding the earwig on the floor.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

Haha!

Speaking as someone who spent several nights in earwig infested tents, they're quite harmless.
Just very annoying.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

Hehehehe!

I really do think you should have a range of denizens for purchase from the shop. Little cuddly ones, or ones with sticky feet. I'd love a couple to sit on my monitor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

As soon as I find a way to produce/distribute them.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

*rubs thighs*

I'm feeling very covetous now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

You take a mummy denizen and a daddy denizen

And, if they love each other very much...

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

Er...

I think my post just combined with the Captain's in strange and unexpected ways.

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

Tribbles all over again...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

Hahahaha!

That is full of win! :D

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

Always there with the lols!

:D

Edit - sorry for cross-boarding, but there is a nugget of pure win just popped up on links:
www.b3ta.com/links/Food_fight for them as is interested...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

Zounds!

Thank yeee...

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

Awesome

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

hahaha!!

call the exterminator

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

hehe :)

bring back jack

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

I lurve you meestah Jack!

*wayves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

Yey

T H O O M

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

Michael J. Fox Bobblehead Doll

Go to Hull, go directly to Hull...

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

Oh no I like this.

He seems to be having a bop to something by Parliament.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

hahaha²

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

He looks rather smug about his new abilities.

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

Tch.

he's clearly faking it.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

more faster

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

What?

And give everyone motion sickness?

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

FASTER!

Beats enormous drum.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

All I know is that's syncing perfectly with Basement Jaxx : Rendez-Vu...

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)

Full of AWESOME!

*clicks*

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)

trying more animal mashes today...

llamilla? or gorama?

(londoner, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

Hehehe, he seems suspicious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

he's slow to trust people

he's had some bad experiences...

(londoner, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

I'm not suprised, poor love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

people laugh at him

its not nice, it not his fault he looks that way

(londoner, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

I think he's lovely.

Can I keep him?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

'fraid not

born free - stay free!

(londoner, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

:-(

Well he is always welcome at my house if he would like a holiday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)

that's kind...

i'll let him know

(londoner, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

Thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

he'll have the last laugh when it gets cold

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

true

he has a lovely pelt

(londoner, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

That is NOT my mum!

FFS I'm getting a little tired of this you bullies.

EDIT: this is most woosome.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

you are ClanSoul

and I can hardly be arsed to claim my £5.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

I'm Clan Soul's mum

Hahahaha

*watches Clan Soul crap his pants*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

yay! that's good, that

'edit' this was one of my first :D

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McBadger COW, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

can't help wondering what that would look like

when it grows up...

(londoner, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

hahaha!!

that would be the bestest pet!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

llamilla parker-bowles?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)

Sorry to do this in a new thread, but...

hopefully you'll giggle as much as I did makin it...

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

Hahaha :D

I watched that new Knight Rider film yesterday. It's awful, but also a lot of fun.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

*snorts*

you cheeky monkey, that's dead woo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

rofldarkies!

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moohalaa, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

LOLLERSKATES!

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McBadger COW, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

so the final cylon is

wearing a hijab? (or whatever that is called)

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

I believe it's a burkah.

A hijab is just a headscarf.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

many thanks. I feel edumacated :)

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

Yashmak

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

That's the one with the grille sort of thing.

Edit: although Google doesn't seem to agree.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Bless you

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

shits and giggles

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

by your command!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

Glad someone knows what Cylons are...

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

hahaha!!

ace!
i still haven't gotten round to watching season three of BSG.
and i really enjoyed season 2....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

Big Sexy Goats?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

watch Razor before you watch season three

its not bad and has old fashioned cylons in it!

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

really?!

ace!
i'm glad they got them in somehow!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

the story is a bit lame

I think they did it to please the fanboys, but was brilliant to hear 'by your command' again!

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

i'll have to keep my eyes peeled for a repeat of that then.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

i need to watch 4, but then it hasn't come out yet

so thats why i haven't

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

sexy PVC headscarf

for the discerning muslim fetishist?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

*snortlaugh*

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moohalaa, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

ROFL

[vocoder] By your jihad... [/vocoder]

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

Hi there sexy!

Hows work?

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

Erm...

...it certainly is. ;-)

(look at my picture further down the page, I did a joining in thing)

EDIT: I forgot and looked at my Friends' Activity. I nearly cried

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

Oops.

Sorry bout that :s

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

*chortles*

I love you.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

Here's one for you...

I haven't done one of these in ages.
Too subtle? Click for lager.

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

I still don't get this

but it makes me SO HAPPY.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

Think of a word...

It rhymes with Hock...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

Five elephants, a mug of tea, several copies of 'A Dangerous Lady', the bestselling crime thriller by Martina Cole, a roll of toilet tissue (extra quilted) and a radio alarm clock fall off a cliff.

Boom boom boom boom boom, splash/tinkle, Series of light thuds, an even lighter thud, crash/smash/tinkle again.

I JUST CAN'T SEE A POINT WHEREBY THESE STOP BEING FUNNY :D :D :D :D :D :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

If this is what being ill is like, I want to be ill

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

Haha what?

In my creative writing lecture this morning we covered radio drama, and were given this as an example of clunky exposition:

TOM: Hello there, my friend Tim. Nice day, isn't it, Tim, outside here in the park this pleasant summer's afternoon at 4pm? Do you mind if I punch you, Tim, in the face - like so?
SFX: Punch.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

haha!!

sounds like my sort of show!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

inspired

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

Haha cool.

See also: every single Bond villain.

"Yes Mr Bond - in 14 hours time, using the sun's rays mirrored from my fleet of satellites, I shall melt the polar ice caps, flooding the world, and in the ensuing chaos, steal all the gold from Fort Knox! Bwaaaahahahahaha!" etc.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

SPANG!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

re: click for...

Only took about 2 minutes for the penny to drop :-/

(bobbydav, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

nerfnerfnerf!

I pull this same stunt on b3ta every two years... people have such short memories. ;)

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)

I'm at a bit of a loss on this one I'm afraid

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

ahh!

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

*Slap*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

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McBadger COW, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

Your link was borked, so I fixed it!

Click for Biggar!

(jammietarts ..., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Oh wait...

Click for beggar
Now it's fixed.

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

I think I know him.

I think he's from Leeds and sometimes wears his other shirt (the Cradle of Fluff one)

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

Where abouts in Leeds?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

Erm...

...Briggate mostly, IIRC.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

Ah, right.

That's normally too busy for me to pay attention to people.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)

I clicked for lager

but there's not a waiter around

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

This

CFB

Edit:mindpissed!

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

A Biggar!

A convenient public lavatory on the way to Edinburgh.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

OMG Gordon Brown

Click for NSFW

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

OMG!

That should go in the newsletter! :D

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

...

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Ninj, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

Hooray

I think you've put more effort in!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

hahaha that is special

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

Thanks

But yours does actually look like Mr Obama! Interesting situation for the good ol' Yanks. First black president or first woman president???

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Ninj, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

or continue with an old white man.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

i'm surprised you didn't do 'big rack' obhama

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

Woo x 2

In other news, David Cameron is a lot like Barack Obama, apparently:
commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/iain_dale/2008/03/yes_they_can.html

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

jesus!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

*votes*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

His foreign policy is terrible

what with his getting on no plane problems.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

He plans to support public protests against air travel

and bring back free milk for schools.

Plus he is big on education and mental health - he plans to eliminate crazy foo's by 2011.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

I pity the foo!

who don't vote for me or respect their own mother.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

Haha :D

Mr T is awesome, but I can't help imagining that in real life he spends most of his evenings locked in a dark room, listening to bjork and weeping.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

Rocks the suit pretty well...

(bobbydav, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

heh

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

:D hahaha

I can't believe I didn't see this coming.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

and I thought I was so predictable.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

You are, usually!

Occasionally suprising, thought provoking, intriguing. Like a lovely biscuit with a haiku on it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

crunchy, great with tea

mcvities, tesco value
i've got ginger nuts.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

I like your choices

but sometimes ginger nuts hurt.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

I know

it was just last month that I was teabagging Rob and he punched me in the ear.

MEN CAN BE SO CRUEL :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

haha

I'm jealous. You are a sexy man.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

yay for structured poem biccies!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

Definitely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

Kit-Kat dunkage in
Tea with two sugars makes my
Snack utopia

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)

OOOOH

That's good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

HEY :(

I didn't get ANY critique for MINE.

And I didn't even have to RESORT TO ENJAMBMENT TO FULFILL THE NECESSARY STRUCTURE.

*huffs*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

I didn't even realise yours was one until now.

I'm sorry Hexy :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

s'ok. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

hahaha excellent

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

Awesome WIN!

!clicks!

Now read his new book: "How to turn a bandwagon from shite to not shite in one post" by dbroon.

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

heh, cheers

but I would just skim the book over. It's heavy on references to Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues video.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

some silliness

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mutated monty, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

haha

fucking grand

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

Hahaha!

Oh god, mutated monty has got out again.
Nurse! NURSE!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

*fetches bedpan*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

YAY

giraffes r smart

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

hahaha

top stuff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

This is what my dreams are made of

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Only one thing to say to that!

Wo^{o^{o^{oo_{o_{o_ooo}}}}}

I LOVE B3TA

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

I like to think N00bmeister spent hours on that little flag

designing it, printing it out, buying a stick, applying glue...

and look what wrath it hath wrought :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

are you Jonathon Woss ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

I'm just awesome.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

What ever happened to the Mighty NoobMaster?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

Nice!

He's having fun, int 'e?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

giraffe

he's having a lovely time

(bobbydav, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

YOU'RE BACK

never leave again, I was worried SICK.

*mothers incessantly*

just promise me you wore protection.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

Anyway, what noise does a giraffe make?

GIRAFFE, GIRAFFE

GIRAFFE

*eats your grandmother*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

sometimes I really fucking hate soup :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

hahaha

splendid stuff.

most WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

Look! Mum!

I'm on telly!

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

This is what B3ta is aaaaaall about.

Nevermind your arty musings - giraffes riding televisions is "where it's at"

/dan wit da likkle bredren blog

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

Uh Oh

I sense a beautifully animated giraffe on tv bandwagon imminent

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

Yay!

more of this sort of thing.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

A+++++**meritmerit***doubleplus

(equiv. of GCE grade D).

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)

I do like watching wildlife on the telly etc

*clix*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

you're 'avin a giraffe!

top work as usual

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

hahahaha

top stuff

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

Hahahahahaha

This is a wonderful thing but his front leg kicking out when he goes forward and his back leg when he reverses catapults this animation into a Woo/yay/houpla stratosphere.
\\o/

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

awesome

hehe, this ^_^

(brownzombie, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

that's the stuff!

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

Black square epilepsy

Can someone explain the benefits of this for me please?

(darkMishkin, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

I can't let you play that game Dave

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

You have levelled up Dave.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

Ctrl - Alt - Delete

CTRL - ALT - DELEEEEEETE!!!!

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Joliet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

hahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

'Open the xbox bay doors'

'You do not have enough microsoft points'

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

Microsoft pants?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

I was trying to art, but figured I needed to chuck something in for you lot:

Click for slightly bigger

Sorce pic what I took in Wales

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

niec!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

WOOF

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

MAOW!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

hohoho!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

MIAOW

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

PURR

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

WOOF!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

Nice source pic!

I feel I've seen that before!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

Yeah - when I was messing with it before I was asking for advice and opinon on here.

It's a lovely place called Llanthony Priory - it's the ruins of a priory, which now features a very nice pub built in the foundations.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

BAA

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

That's right - though it's only small.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

MOO

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

MOOOOO OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

highly woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

SQUEAK

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

Source is gorgeous

as is this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

TRUMPET

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

Yes....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

oo nice pic

this is what Carl McCoy's front door looks like

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

[inaudible to the human ear]

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

Have you been in the paint thinners again?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

on your next album, I want to hear you playing this:

uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Marmitophone

*pimps only Uncyclopedia entry*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

When is a door like something you keep jam in?

When it's ajar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry

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Risk It For A Biscuit has a helicopter and lives in space, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

I say I say I say!

Why does a one-legged woman need 50p?

'Cos she only needs half a knicker!

*stabs self repeatedly with sporks*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

Two Elephants fell off a cliff...

Boom Boom

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Two elephants and a tissue fall off a cliff

badum tsh.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

LIES!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

Hahahaha

LIES!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

The source pic is magnificent

and I am yet to find a single thing that cannot be improved with the addition of a domokun.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

i'm sorry

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

heheh

£3.99 plus £25 per ounce for bags

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

Hahahaha!

It'll be a terrible flight....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

I was looking at Ryan Air flights the other day.

Though I was due a holiday. Portugal or Morocco methinks.:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

I'll never use them again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

i always say i never will

then i find that it costs 5 times as much to use SAS to go to sweden, so i bite bullet

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

What do you expect with an airline with the motto

'FEK OFF!'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

Cost us £20 each way to get to Amsterdam with Easyjet

and they were fine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

easyjet are pretty good

all things considered, ryanair are the worst fuckers in the world, but it's like going to Asda for a loaf of bread; it's stupid and you'll regret it for ever, but sometimes it's the only option.

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

I'd rather not go, to be honest.

They'll never get a penny more of my money, the pig-ignorant, rude, questionably licensed cunts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

well quite

but sometimes you have no other option.

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

I do, I can go somewhere else.

I don't travel for work, so the only reason I fly is for holidays, and I can choose where I go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

fair enough

but i live in cambridge so stansted is near. i need to go to stockholm which, with all the bussing and fucking about, is £50 with ryanair. from heathrow with SAS it'll be almost £180 so i'm a bit lumbered.

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

my local asda has a bakery onsite and the bread is great

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

Should have just got it one way!

If you'dd had a decent time in Amsterdam you should be able to fly back on your own.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

Pfft.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

I love ryan air

don't care about crap service, take no luggage, online check-in etc

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

The one time I flew with them there was someone else's food smeared all over the place.

The 'attendant' just looked at it and minced off.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

I misread that as 'foot'

"someone else's foot smeared all over the place"
ahahaha

it's a full life

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

yer

nobody else flies to Carcassonne

but it's such a pain in the arse getting to Stansted

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

YEah this is why they're cheap

Gatwick is my airport of choice for them as I can get the train from West Brompton, just round the corner, all the way down.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

See, if you were going to Amsterdam

you could just Easyjet it from Luton.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

yer, s'true

but half my family lives in the middle of bloody nowhere in bloody France

I drive all the way now, so I can pollute the French as much as possible

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

that's odd

considering the amount of tourists the area gets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

morocco is lovely

except for all the corpses in the road

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

Well I'm an eternal optimist

I just see that as cheap eats:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

heheheh

some of them come in wraps

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

mmmmm

crispy sundried flesh!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

I rode my motorbike to Morocco once. It was thoroughly rewarding

www.flickr.com/photos/rick01/sets/72057594132123119/

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

Africa is one of the few continents I havean't done.

So I'd be good to strike it off my list, even if it's just the tip of the continental iceberg.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

The thing to remember about Morocco

is it's not an African country, but an Arabic one, despite its geographical position.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

Wow, what a thing to have done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

cor, bet that was fun

I went to Tiznit - it's like Tatooine built by Stalin

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

Haha... like a vision of heavan.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Hahaha

I saw that one and thought almost exactly the same thing!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

hoots!

Two tuna sandwiches, a slice of Grosvenor pie, two bags of marmite crisps and three Tunnock's caramel wafers,
washed down with a warm cup of tesco value cola, followed by some water and a cup of tea.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

if banwagons are shit, then bandwagon contributions with paint are shitter...

(

Grundlebiscuit, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

What annoys me about their placard

is that they've failed to specify what form/tense they're using. Is it telling the British Police to go to hell (infinitive) or saying that British Police do go to hell, like good dogs go to doggy heaven?
As a Grammar Nazi, this amiguity grates on me.

(joepublic 's opinion does not represent that of the public, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)

Monkpies!

but it seams they are apepies, oh well.

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

The most evil of all the animals.

Can they fly?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

No, fortunatley not

but they are thieving little bastards!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

Prays they cant...

I wouldnt want to be cleaning their feces off my windshield,
And now they can fling it too... if just shitting wasnt good enough.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

oh f*ck that.

I can only imagine the burning wreckage on the highway that was once my car after receiving a good dosage of boveagle shit through my sunroof.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

Holy fuck!

I got its spit in my mouth...
Eeuuch!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

The grass in the mouth makes it.

Relax people, it's vegetarian!

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

Mmmm food!

*Lunches*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

hahaha!!

they can rip you apart AND peck your eyes out!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

Settle for magprimates?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

Hehe

I was gonna call them that!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

caw blimey!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

Good heavens!

*Jumps into Lion enclosure for safety*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

Q&D...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

is it too subtle?

or too shit?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

I RISed I'm afraid...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

s'what happens to xbox 360s

you get a ring of four red lights to tell you its dead

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

Ahhh!

I get it now!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

i got it.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

Well....

*drums fingers on desk*
I'm waiting for an explanation. God dammit!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

heh

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

the ring is in the wrong place, it's rotated by about 45 degrees

Other than pedantry, I've never had the red ring of death - apparently loads of people were getting it because it's also the warning for if you haven't got the power plugged in correctly.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

not happned to me yet

I got one of the new batch, but apparently it's still a possibilty.

bastards

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

I'm not that fussed

From what I've seen it mainly happens when people are primates with their consoles, pulling the power brick out and throwing faeces at it and such.

Knowing my luck I'll turn it on this evening and it'll be broked.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

That took me too long

Mine has never done that. But I haven't used it for about 6 months and I've only had one game for it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

Previously on Fishcat :)

Yours is better :(

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

I'm sure this has bindun

Anyone see this in the press?

Click for bigger (154KB)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

i come here to read the papers

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mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

No, you come here to shop them

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

I saw it in the press back in 1976.

AICMFP

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

Cheque or postal order?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

Green shield stamps, please.

Thanks.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

Snopes has it as always

www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fivedays.asp

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

ah the Sunday Mercury

for those who find the Daily Mail too liberal

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

only my trousers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

i have that on the wall behind by computer

i was sent it by my mum, bless er

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

bmp?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

and?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

...s'bad

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

his U isnt working..

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

and his p should be silent

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

they don't go down too well

round these parts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

I first read this story in the autumn of 1742

I was an old man even then, but my loins were still active and I read this on the wall of a gin house lavvy whilst I was anally depucillating a thrupenny wench.

Later, I retired to Snopes Tavern, where I was informed that the whole debacle was a falsehood perpetuated by nincompoops.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

ZOUNDS!

WE'VE BEEN FLIM FLAMMED!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

you are Squire Haggard aicmfp

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

i loved that show

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

Have you been watching City of Vice?

It's fab.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

oo yes, bin watching it on 4od

there should be more things like this and less things like Ant & Dec's Saturday Chavathon

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

agreed

took me weeks to work out the bloke was out of star wars though - doh!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

no, what side's it on?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

super

do you have the guardian? The shop had run out.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

Fussy beasts...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

What can they eat?!

*gathers "celebrities" and their faux sympathy to sing on a charity single for starving European pandas*

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Joliet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

Pot Noodles (chicken and mushroom, obviously), toast and panda-meat.

But they don't like toast.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)

Not even Happy Toast?

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Joliet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

i call shenanigans!

that is clearly an otter in a panda costume!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

pandas holding hands?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

bloody pandas.

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

Red Pandas are better

And smaller, therefore easier to smuggle

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)

everything is better than the giant panda

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

Cue Panda Porn

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

Popluation Trend: UNKNOWN

The mysterious Red Panda! www.iucnredlist.org/search/details.php/714/all

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

which is why

they are so good for smuggling

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

also

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Grundlebiscuit, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

hahaha

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Mr Jamie, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

continuing our "terrible paint scenarios in world history..." series

this spotting of an unusual fuzzy creature in the alps.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

the Abominable Domo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

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