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# Am it fluffeh tiem?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# It am!
And that is ver woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Very nice.
He looks thoroughly bored with the whole ordeal of flying.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# That's grand!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# yays!
And golly gosh! I just saw an O RLY own in WoW!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# What server, foo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# lightbringer
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Why aren't you on any servers i'm on?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# coz I know
what servers you're on:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I'm upset now.
I'm not really.
I KNOW WHERE YOU WoW D:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# That's the only server I use.
I'm one of rthos esad peeps that doesn't even join guilds:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# How can someone spell "O" wrong? D:
THEY CLEARLY KNOW THE MEME, WHAT IS WRONG.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# yeah, and it's fking annoying
and that guys ASKING for a tip... you don't ASK for tips when enchanting...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# What a bastard
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# You should say how much you will sell it for,
small tip could be like...1c..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# EXACTLY.
/has absolutely no idea what you are talking about, or whats going on.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
#
ssshh, if we don't pretend they won't think we're cool

I LIKE ORCS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Space Marines ftw!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# If I went on WoW, I'd be complaining about not being able to be Terran.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Zerg were the bestest race.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I used to like zerg as a wee kiddie.
But Terran can be useful. They all have their advantages and weaknesses

Terran good against Zerg
Zerg good against Protoss
Protoss good against Terran.

A NICE BALANCED WARZONE.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I LIEK ARMADILLOES!!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# this^
and i hope i never find out.


sad fuckers.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# How can something be sad
if it induces enjoyment?:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Wonderful.



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Lovely :3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# This is woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# me

ooowwwwlllll
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# arf!
it am
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# don't stand underneath, when they fly by..
 
woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# His eye is creeping me out.
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Awwwwww...
There was a cat at the hotel in Turkey I stayed in that had a bad eye like this dog.

It was a lovely little thing.

edit - here's a photo of it
www.b3tards.com/u/fa5e98993793b5a97721/turkey_cat.jpg
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
#
cataract?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# cataract?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Oh Christ.
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I thought it was the turkey that had a bad eye
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Lovely!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Taking the dog out for a fly
a new concept
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Taking the owl out for a walk
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# ha ha
nice
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# poor Spidey
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# YES!
TRAP HIM!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# S'funny cos it's true
- I went to see Spiderman in Bath
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Mum's house!
*is not really related to a multi-millionaire
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# i live there sometimes!
well, i live in bath for about 3 months a year
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# pfft...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# i like the pizza hut one!
gonna dump this here cos s'not worth its own thread:

[apologies for very crap shoppery]

[click for original]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Shouldn't there be a comma in there in the original anyway? D:
COCA-FAILURE ON THEIR PART.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I agree with this.
Coke am fale.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# BIG FANTA TASTE ZERO ADDED SUGAR THINGS ARE LOOKING GOOD PLAY ON.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Heh!
I have a pop/Coke addiction




(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# LOLCANS?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I made this the other day for the compo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# D:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# You are great.
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Oh, you :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# A coke habit?


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Haha!
Real lookers, too.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I saw this before
I SAW THIS BEFORE!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# bindun better a week ago?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!
this gets a click from me!

and why is this not on the FP then? Eh?
:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Have a click for a photo of an mind-fucking injury!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Oh dear! Snickers!
Marathon FTW
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# haha surprise T!
nice!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# \o/
Anything that shows an arsenal player getting fucked is fine by me!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# The other what girl?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Now make them strip, slooooooooowly.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# 0nyx?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Slowly?
Heck no, get them both naked and waiting for me in my bed for when I get home tonight
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I'll get right on it.
Do you mind if they're lightly soiled?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Oh, that's just awful.
woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
Woo :3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# *slaps
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Cor!
Les go BOWLING!

*clicks frantically*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# really... he does..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# *runs*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Murray Walker is a rapist?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# aaaaaaand there goes my hand up your dress
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# 'wallops with handbag'
you brute!

:o
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# you are Martin Brundle
aicmfp
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Imagine this little fellow trying to chase you
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# *imagines*
*freaks out*

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO D:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# ^this
With extra this
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# And a little bit of
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I really shouldn't trust that link, eh?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# DOUBLE BLUFF?
YOU TELL ME.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I shouldn't trust it.
You've fooled me once before, I don't want to slip into a bottomless pit of horses once again.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# It's been a while.
I figured I'd at least give some kind of warning so that the last few people that don't have me on ignore don't have to put up with it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# You're too nice to have on ignore.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# :3
I'm a cunt really.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# No you're fucking not!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Fine :'(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# cunt.



i'm lying
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# You're bloody great, you are!
You're not a cunt!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# My daughter loves this
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Well, they are best of all the animals.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# With this coming fast up the rear?


:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# you sick fuck
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# that's most woosome though :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# *Flees*
Happy b3taday Mr 'R'us :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# why thankyou
don't mind if i just slip in my last image of the day
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Hahaha
A scientist told me a tale yesterday from South Africa, which made me laugh and frown at the same time. She just got back from a Safari and conference in SA, and apparently the route in the field she was on had a fatality not so long ago, when an American tourist put her arm out of the car she was in their convoy to STROKE A PASSING FUCKING LION!!!!

It ripped her arm of and she died. Such is life I guess. Wild lions are not kittens.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# well thats people for you
you get some right plonkers. but stroking a passing lion? thats just asking for it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# aw
but they're so fluffy-wuffy and cyoot
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# that may be true
especially the cubs, but wild adults thats a different story
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# What aspect of 'wild' didn't she grasp, I wonder?
She would have actually had to bring down the window as the pride passed their vehicles, and subsequently put at risk everyone else in the 4x4 she was in.

The stupidity of it defies belief
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Imagine this little fellow trying to chase you!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# right....
*runs for the hills*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# It's alright - he's got no gun or plunger.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# still
tis scary
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Can he not fly up stairs?
And if he sits on a jacket, he dies?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Yes he can't.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# *melty brains*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
#


Click for bigger (64KB)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I thought I'd try
a play on words, to introduce my n00b self.



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Lovely Ligertily
Welcome to B3ta. If you are a young female you can get away with murder here.
You'll like it :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# haha
older females can get away with anything too. Just ask.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I would like a nice bit of ham for my tea
and some Werther's Originals :)
Oh and a budgie.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# consider it done
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# What's up, tigerlily?
Lovely/welcome :3

Pull up a shop, chair a kitten, you'll never leave etc.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# welcome to the madhouse
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# suffering fuck!
that's ace!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Good God
Is this classified by SCIENCE© yet?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# not yet
i call him basil
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha! I like!
Welcome to n0rf0lk! You'll never leave!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Laydee?
You'll fit in fine..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# that's woo!
welcome aboard!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# ^this!
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# A toasty warm welcome!
Tis true, I am a lady, as the name suggests. My fiancé is a lurker here, and his best friend happens to be Nick and His Orchestra. They hath shown me the b3ta way!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Random victim time.


Click for bigger (94KB)

*prepares for outrage over msn and a sheadload of *SPANG!*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Why did I click for bigger?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# And who is Arti Kohli?
Google was of no help.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# ^this^
other than offering to join someone's linked in and Facebook
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Sounds like a fancy dessert to me!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# [Indeed....
but your post is about 12 down on google front page...which must mean google have just run their spiders over the Ginger Fuhr's servers...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I'm all out of spang, I have plenty of this though.
ran·dom (rn'dm) pronunciation
adj.

1. Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective: random movements. See synonyms at chance.
2. Mathematics & Statistics. Of or relating to a type of circumstance or event that is described by a probability distribution.
3. Of or relating to an event in which all outcomes are equally likely, as in the testing of a blood sample for the presence of a substance.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# 4. kiddie-speak for- LOL IM SO KRAZY
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# CHEESE MONKEY CRACK
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# u r lyk totly random
xx

Edit: also,

No results found for sheadload.
Did you mean shitload (in dictionary) or Dead load (in encyclopedia)?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# lolololol
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# shedload
try again
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# i was simply being shallow and pedantic
but there are no results for "shedload" either.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# damnit
try hyphenating

what're you searching on? www.loads.com?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# no
dictionary.reference.com

www.loads.com only does suffixes, it's frustrating.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Random as in a victim who was as likely or as unlikely to be chosen as any other?
This being pedantic about the word random is all very well when you are right, but here you are wrong.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# but the random factor is controlled by the sample of possible victims
to be truly random, would require the sample not to be constricted by human names, but by all possible words, making the probability of the two words forming a person's name, very weak indeed. If it was a randomised choice within names of people, then the likelihood of a forename and a surname being chosen would also be relatively remote. If however, each name was chosen separately, the forename from a sample of all possible forenames, plus the surname from a sample of all possible surnames, then the two samples become considerably constricted from the starting point. The fact that the outcome results in the name of an existing person further calls the randomness of the process into question, as well as the fact that the two names appear to be from similar ethnic roots.

This leads me to question whether it was random at all, I agree with Mr Pineapple.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Without reading any of that
It's basically my point.

I somehow doubt that I was in the running to be picked for this, so I do not believe random sampling was inferred.

Also, even if it was, I highly doubt that they were referring to their sampling method, rather than just being all "lol, random"
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# didn't read any of it?
but i did it for you :(

You have made the point a little more concisely.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I did read it afterwards
Don't worry :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# But if you were to randomly choose a victim,
your phase space would be 'potential victims', not 'two words'. In which case, this could be a random victim.
Probably isn't, though.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Did anyone else like Andromeda?
I liked Andromeda.


Biggar?


(I has even biggar of anyone wants it ;D I do so enjoy photoshop.)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# er, quite possibly NSFW
as glancing at it quickly from the other side of the room makes it look like a woman showing off her fanny
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Ahhh,
good point, sir.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# nicely re-cropped :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Why, thankyou.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# ON THE INTERNET?
IMPOSSIBLE
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# ZOMG!
NEVER!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# from the CFB
he seems to have covered her breasticles
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# ^this
He's added the clothes, and for that he must be applauded.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I'm a lady, btw.
I like the female form just as much as the male. Ladies have curves
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Sorry.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# *adds "s" to appropriate places above*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Eh?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# adding s to he
I would guess
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Ahhh.
I thought I had spelt something incorrectly.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# TRANCE
She's much fitter when she's blue. Yes, I know what her being blue means. Shush.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I thought so, too.
Such a pity about her tail.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# what does her being blue mean?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# That she's a bit young for me to be yiffing over her.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# ah, ok.
cross species paedo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# In my defence, she's exactly the same.
Just.....blue.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# you just said she was fitter that way though!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# She IS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Blue chicks are HOT.
The bruises don't show.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Oh yah...
Oh dear...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Put it away.
Please.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Anyone else find this mildly disturbing?

slightly less bigger
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I bet you got some GREAT looks from people passing by when you were taking photos of Ann Summers.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# hi mommy
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Urgh.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Yes. Not for the reasons you may expect though
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# *shudders*
Hell yes. Although it's been a while since I got this out:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
#
mothers day sale???

Biggar!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# FUCK YEAH IT'S DISTURBING
what?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# *hides in bunker*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# what?
other than the file size for an unshopped picture ;)

oh hold on, have you added the Mothers Day Sale bit? I just assumed that was real, as why on earth would being a mother stop you from getting knobbed?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# You can now apparently buy revealing lingerie for your mum.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# or wife, who is the mother of your child
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Or yourself, who is the mother of your child, but in a man's body.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# why would my wife
be the mother of my child, that's a daft way of going about things
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# better that way than
your child being the mother of your wife
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Or your wife being the child of your mother.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# hell no, this isn't Norfolk!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# n0rf0lk.com
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# do I find that
hot-bed of pseudoperversion, cheap tart's 90% acetate split-crotch whorewear and vibrators designed by 15 year old boys who've never left the comfort of their own wankdens disturbing?


Yes.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# But hey, they buzz
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# http://www.omax.co.uk/
You will not regret buying one of these.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# *checks it out*
Will place an order as soon as I've been paid :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Goooood girl.
Seriously, I need to replace mine as it got crushed in the move, but I've never found one so good before or since. Well worth the investment.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Will stick to being a bunny girl meantime....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Oh I don't mind the bunny at all
it'd be my second choice. :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Two way or three way?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Two....
there's a threeway?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Hell yes
Triple header
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# My, my, my
that DOES sound interesting. It'd save fucking about with plugs.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Doesn't do as much as a plug
Just an extra set of ears :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Oh I SEE
That's even better.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# It's SO goooooooooood
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Right, I shall invest.
Also: bathtime.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# who doesn't love split crotch panties and peep hole bras?!


other than the people who would have to wear them or those that would have to look at them without simply laughing
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# with a tena pad poking through the bottom
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# don't get me wrong, have split crotch and peep holes GALORE
but make them nice, make them out of silk or cotton, and make them to FIT.

Agent Provocateur or similar.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# hell yeah
next you'll say you like men in thongs
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Noooo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# i know a few ladies
who used to make me wear them during my kinky youth
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Bleurgh.
All I want on a man is fur.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# damn
i keep my fur tidy and well groomed
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# you've removed the apple!
:O
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Don't know why it's that size.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Anyone else find this mildly disturbing?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
wrongest of the wrong
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I would if I didn't know who they are.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Nope.
They are husband and wife.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Oh fuck no!
Not the Crankies!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# hahahahaahahha
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Yes, only 5 pounds off is very disturbing
only 5 pounds off is very disturbingI would expect at least 10.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# looks like his +1 life amulet was a dud then
/I had no idea he died, but this does open up some ideas for photoshoppery...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Poor Gary...
There's always the "re-animate" spell, though.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# there goes idea no. 1 ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Sadly you can't bring back someone who's time is up
well, not without resort to splat-book necromancy.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Oh no!
I didn't know you died too!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Tax reasons
I got better though.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# :(
But genius, Tribs

He more or less took care of the eighties' entertainment for me
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Very nice tribute
to the man that gave the world the gelatinous cube...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I told him his fort save was weak...
Anyway, we can't raise him, when your span is up, it's up.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# *checks for traps*
*fails*
A generation mourns. Where would Bethesda be without him?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# meanwhile at B3TA headquarters another day is over......
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Tough nut to crack !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Pump it hard, Brian. Pump it hard


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I love your hat!
Anyone else here ever met Harry Hill?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I thought that said
"Pump it hard Britian" for a sec, like some kind of post war information film on re-population

woo to your hat also
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# ARCHIE!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# good evening :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# *offers comforting anti-cluster glomping*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# that should be on prescription ;)
second only to oxygen and sumitriptan :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Ugh, sumatriptan? Really?
Stuff made me worse, not better.

Plus it turns your blood green
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# yes, sadly that's the only thing that works (to an extent).
only via nasal spray and injection though for me :(

Sadly, not a problem that can be cured with an aspirin or similar pill.

Although I have recently been cheered by the fact I've found a few other sufferers and getting some great tips and tricks from them in coping with them, which is good :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Oooh, yay!
Bad on the injections though - I'd never cope with it
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# This is very mad.
Good stuff :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Ain't nuthin' but a peanut ;-)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Nice!
Those unexploded shells can be dangerous...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Right you are !
*fetches helmet*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Yay for industrious squirrels!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Deter mined !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Warning: contains objectionable material


is this comp submittable?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# No idea.
But if it is, I'll compost this, which I forgot I had.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# heh
nice
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Only if this is
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# ah screw it
ill submit it
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Knock knock.
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# iNeverwanttoseethisbandwagonstartagain
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Tooooooooooooo late
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# OMGZOMGOMALMllolollllol
IT WORKS WITH EVERYTHING.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# iDontbelievesmokeysacunt
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# iThinkthatsonlybecauseyouhaventmether
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# iCantBelieveItsNotButterisactuallybutter
OMGSCANDAL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I can't for the life of me remember why I did this...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# HA!
wtf?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I don't care.
I like it :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# that's because you like naked men

*starts it all again*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahahah
*chases*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# you see, exactly the same poking fun humour as last night
but this time with laughter and chases.


DO YOU SEE GRONKPAN?!!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# That's because now I know you're joking,
and am not in such a shitty mood :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Because it's ace? That's quite likely.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Hello all
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Which room, b3ta, or B3ta is for gays?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# It ain't working for me.
'Tis shit. :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# It's going painfully slowly :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# It hungers for the ham
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Hurray!
Splendid as always.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# But, but, but
I can only see one number to paint by!


woo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# THIS IS AN INVENTIONS.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# very good
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# ALL ANIMALS CRAVE HAMS.

Muchly woo :3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# That is wonderful :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Aww!
thats faboulous!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Awwwww
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# awwwww
makes me happyful :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# [oh noes...
..it fell over! woo/yay!]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Connecting the concepts
I feel that the message is hidden . . . between . . .
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# It is an extremely complex metaphor of the Stalinist purges.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Is this the bottom of the Thames?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Wholesome family entertainment

What I love so much is that someone could draw this and have absolutely no idea...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# NO MEOWTH. NO HAND WILLIES.
Still. UNEDITED = flame.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Oui, mais...
Some things are just so irresistable.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I'm guessing pokemon
So you should be shot anyway
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# TJ again.

This is my booking system.
Rooms one and eight are closed for long termers, everything else is b3tards:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Woo, so....
Hosting a bash and making a little dosh too, or are you not making much on our being there?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# No actually I'm losing quite a bit of money.
I take 15% and most weekend booking are for two days not one. Plus the minumum I'd take would be £16.20 for a night.0

EDIT: Even what I'm charging you for a twin is 10% lower as I can pretend the online booking fee has been deducted.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# *ashamed*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# is that £16.20 during the week too?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# £18
I can get away with £16.20 as that's the price less the online booking fee.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Are you YHA
Or a private concern or what?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Independant!
We're in the top five in London. just dropped from 1 to 3 today actually, but the no one slot is new so it'll go down shortly.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Cool :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Bloody BBC weather
I can't find the weather for 31st May! Slackers.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# My prediction?
'Changeable'
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# put me in with the girls please
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# It'll rock in I can fill the other beds with b3tards1
The whole hostel will be a b3ta area! Well discounted 5 very contused long termers:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# please, please have video cameras set up
have some fun with it
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# how much kind sir?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# dorm for £12.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# now thats a good price!
its a shame i've not got another holiday until october :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# You could always arrange to be ill:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# ahh i've already arranged those days....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# october?
do the welsh start their financial year late or something?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Pokemon terrifies me.
I imagine going to Japan would be like being in Pokemon world, with loads of bright colours and pounding techno music and flying demon ninja schoolgirls.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I doubt it was accidental to be honest with you.
Its like the hidden cocks and stuff in Disney animation backgrounds....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# When trying to remember which episode this was from,
I typed "meowth penis" into Google. There's some very disturbing slash fiction out there...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] no hummus


Edit: fucks sake I am 27 today.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Happy Birfday!
And quality hummus there *clicks*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Lovely work.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Happy 27 o'clock !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Nicely done :D
And happy birthday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# happy birthday you big clock
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Meanwhile, at the 27th annual Des O'connor's head keepy uppy competition...
at the 27th annual Des O'connor's head keepy uppy competition...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# SEVENTEEN.
wyh!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I believe that
you may have a winner afoot !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# lovely hand action
oh, and 'boobs'
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I did consider some light jiggling.
But in the end I couldn't be arsed, and did the arms instead.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# splendid!~
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# This is wonderfully mad :D
More of this sort of thing!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

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