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# New attempts to curb islamic extremism met with a mixed response.
Click for less hard to read.


Wishful and illegible thinking making the image 280 pixels wide methinks.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# ~~~~~~~~~~
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(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Epic ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# His tilde is showing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# wicked
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Christ.
I haven't read the onion in years. What the hell happened to their website?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Mostly Hamrless would have worked too:D
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# This is true.
Although I dislike using that phrase as the first time I saw it I misread it as 'mostly hamless'.

It was never quite as funny after that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I have to admit
The Koran is mostly hamless:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I never trust people who don't eat bacon or have wavy hair.
You have to draw the line somewhere.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# 'noon fella
I've just had an Email from Nuts offering me a cash payment AND the chance of the week's prize for a picture to appear in Spam. Has anyone else had this remarkably normal business transaction put to them?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Really?
What's your response?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# still pondering
it IS Nuts after all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# but PRIZES!
have all the nuts altercations been sorted then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# no idea
that's what I was hoping someone would venture forward and say before I reply to them.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ah Christ...
I'm going to write a GreaseMonkey extension to hide the I Like This Button. I keep clicking it by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# No the guy's legit!
He ever made a point of contact the likes of me and GTA. I believe he even sorted out any backlog that GTA had issue with Nuts over!
I'm going to start getting Nuts again (lets face it the Zoo entry is not even worth looking at these days) and scanning it for all to see.
I think now it's going to be more a case of just letting people see it. I think all the stuff will come from b3ta as he's not happy about using images sent it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
# haha
can't remember who it was who was talking about this yesterday, but they'd been offered a chance to win £100 if his image was allowed to be used (no definite cash) by one of them, and i mentioned i'd heard Bauer were trying to improve the public image of their new purchases. Looks like they've started already
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Well I've been talking to him for about a month.
If GTA's OK with him he's OK in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# nah
i'm sure it is OK, just that it seems they're trying to clear their backlog before they start applying the rules to everyone. hopefully whoever it was yesterday will see that you lot are all getting money and get in touch saying that he knows the score
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Good lord, actual cash now?
How much?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# enough I would say for the time I spent on the image in question
so it's just down to ethics/dealing with the devil :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# which picture?
/never gotten any cash or prizes for pictures printed in magazine, but did get one in The Face
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# one I did over a year ago
No idea where they are trawling them from, not sure its on my website
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# i say do it
you'll be saying to them "see? we are willing to let you publish our images if you pay and credit us".
and they will learn and grow.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# or on the other hand
they might claim that they've purchased the copyright to use the material and flog it on every available mousemat/mug/t-shirtwithhugefakeboobsin. For which he'll get nowt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# so what
it's a five minute paintmash that I would otherwise leave in a folder gathering dust until I deleted it by accident. This is more than I would have achieved from it otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# well in that case
if you're not bothered how they'll use it, you might as well make some money out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# exactly
and if you sell them the copyright knowingly, then they can do what they like
and if you don't, and they still use it for merchandise and stuff, you can sue their asses.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I've told them I own no copyright of the photo bits involved
I claim no responsibility other than coming up with the humourous image. If they get sued by the original photographer thats their fault for printing it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# everybody wins!
woop woop
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# lols
they read their books backwards
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# What?
Front to back? Why would you do that?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# and upside down.
so silly.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Very sensible
That way you know if you like the ending.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# it clearly doesn't work
the koran has a shit ending
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Well don't tell me what happens.
I'm waiting for the film to come out.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Am I the only person to think that a Wasp Box
sounds like a fantastic new amp they've just released?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I've never thought it

but I am happy to be a fantastic new amp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Curb Your Extremism?
I think I've seen that comedy show...
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# inspired by the the great great architect


sadly scoobs doesn't have enough fur tones to look quite
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# :D
How are you doing these?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# uh-oh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# it's belmer and louise
you daft toley
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# aaaaah I see, the cock put me off
there was no need for the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# it wasn't a cock
it was somebody's arm or something

you're obssessed with cocks you are
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
#
autotrace.sourceforge.net/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ouch... no...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
#
extract, *koff*cutout*koff*, desaturate, then mess around with levels and sharpen till it works
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# That's what I thought ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# haha
well it rolls off the tongue easier

WAIT

it should be wwsdd

what would scooby dooby do?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# scooby dooby do wop wop
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# skibidy boobidy bop bop ba shi-bop
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ski ba bop bad-dop-bope
i'm the scatman
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# pfft
you said doo doo

edit: no you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I did.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# i didn't hear you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I said it out loud, I didn't type it :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# i can't hear you typing
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# You are deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# he is typing *very* loudly
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# what?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# HAHA
best comment of the day
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I think we have a ninja in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'm not sure, but I bet it involves scooby snacks.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Filter/Colour Reduction + Text?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# jokes, technique etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# = the square root of Posterize?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# You didn't carry the one.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# and the original WWJD
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# JEBEDIAH!?
I THOUGHT IT STOOD FOR GEPPETTO!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# why have you spelled jepetto with a g?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Because it's spelled with a G.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geppetto
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# In that case,
why would that be confused with WWJD?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# although i'm inclined to agree with you
it seems that either is proper www.chambersharrap.co.uk/chambers/features/chref/chref.py/main?query=spelled&title=21st&sourceid=Mozilla-search
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# i know it's spelled with g
but homer thinks it's spelled with j
so homer would have said
(if it had been written down)
what would jepetto do?

see?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Yes, but I am not Homer.
In fact, I am offended you thought so.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Because he is a silly child....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha, it came out ok that :)
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# its not fair.. everyone hates me
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Thank you for not compo-ing this
Woo :)
(__, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# To be fair, it's understandable if you post stuff like this...
roflol
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Surely it's fair if EVERYONE hates you?
It would be unfair if only certain people were allowed to hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# i think, to really drive home the point of your username,
it should be "an grammar natzi"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# are you saying my username is supposed to be ironic??
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# eat some worms then ya muppet!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
#


Click for bigger (81KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Frank?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# PAT
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# frank?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# RICKAAY!


(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# JANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Diiannneee!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# You slag!
You cow!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# PAAAAAT
watchadoointammysweetart
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# wots gaahn on?
i'll put the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Rickkkayyyy!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Bom babom babommmm ba ba bom ba ba bwaaaah bomm

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# THERES NO LIMIT
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Pon pon pata-pon.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I cannot stop laughing now
"scoring a root or having a turd"

Oh fuck, i need to leave. My laughter suppression is hurting me hard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# there are not enough
hammers in this world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
#
I said Pat:
"You are fat,
Yet you are cat-
Aclysmically desirable.

"And to think I used to think
That slim was where it was at.
Well, not any more Pat:
You've changed that.
You love yourself,
You flatter yourself,
You shatter their narrow perceptions of the erotic."

And Pat said:
"Whaddya mean, fat?"

/John Hegley
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I had a dream about Pat Butcher last night...
Chasing me round the Eastenders corner shop with two slices of buttered bread.

I don't think I'll share that one with a dream analyst.
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Episode 5 of Amerigo and Chimley is based on a True Story
(__, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Yay - you coloured his hat
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# No, that's a window.
It's night time now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Arse-candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I did in episode 4 :)
Originally, i did a one-frame strip saying:

"You got a new hat then"
"Yeah, some cunt thought it was a window"

But I thought that'd be harsh.. :P
(__, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# haha!~
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Personally, I like how his stack of CDs disappears in frame 2
I'll say it was a panning shot of the two.
(__, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Ooh, it's like voodoo and the such
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# hehe :-)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# These are brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Cat in the hat
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# yay do the O RLY owl and the dramatic gopher next
welcum 2 ve intnetz
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# or maybe a picture of a cat
and a hamburger reference.

No! A CHEESEBURGER. That'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Look wot i foundz on tyhe internetsa lol
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# OMG Lolz
It looks liek she's kissing a glass cock! HOLY CRAP.

What would Jesus do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Oi!
Either buy one of my t-shirts or quit posting shit.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# *posts t-shirt*
*buys shit*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# So if we buy your stuff...
We can post shite?

Deal!

*looks for credit card and reposts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Exactly.
It's the future of the interwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# And you were doing so well
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# EXACTLY
what i was about to say
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# God we're an unforgiving bunch of cunts
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Actually , having read what ccc quoted below
this wanker can get tae FUCK!
Homophobia & racism in one afternoon. Nice going.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I missed the homophobia bit
I was too busy waiting for the internet to have less rubbish on it
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Allow me
www.b3ta.com/board/8264965
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# there's still rubbish on the internet
I'm going home
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# ta
added to the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Excuse me while I phone last century to let them know of this great pic

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha, oh my, it's a cat with a piece of fruit on its head and oh lordy, that piece of fruit looks like a helmet!
you are very very funny indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# ooh my that's trippy!
very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahahahahahaaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# ACE
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# oh hai TheRiddler
I am a features editor for Nuts magazine.
I loooovvve that pic and I think we can do business.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Yay
Another chance to quote some more of his literature.
b3ta.com/questions/witness/post121269

"It reminds me of many years ago when I worked for the fabulously shite company Tatung, where they expect you to work all the hours god sends for fuck all pay, and then you are supposed to thank them for the great honour of working for the slitty eyed twats."
(ccc, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Charles enjoys his favourite leafy snack

bonus nerd points if you don't need the file name...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Does not compute!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Scumbag!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# haha
I am drinking fanta! Nice drink Hitler! Tangy!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# whut in tarnation?
I don't understand the relevance of this... is that a cock that she's belming at?

Geena Davis Belms At Cocks?

hmm? explain.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Blasphemy!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# haha
no, it was a question, I like Geena and her tooth to gum ratio.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# she kinda looks like sigourney weaver
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# haha that made do a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Chloe decided to find another form of exercise…..

....and lept all over her fitness instructor....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Owie!
Poor girl. She looks kinda hurt.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# no, Chloe...
/really should go to the pub about now
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Damn that excessive jiggle
Here, I'll hold them still for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
#
did she get bap whapped?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *makes note*
Must use that quote :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# bap fwapped?
one for the nsfw gallery
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *lusts*
i loved the denizen on ice btw jack :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# must be a bitch to get the stains out afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# The instructor gets Skunk lovin'
That's some dirty thinking you got going on there.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# A dangerous sport
It's about that time of year here in NY. I'm just waiting until I get smacked it the head with a jump rope XD
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Appropriate rp methinks


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7337212.stm

blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/8265666
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Puts me in mind of this:


*ducks, covers, geese etc*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# How odd.
"Celebrities" don't usually go to prison for mere law breaking. :/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Filthy reply-deleter!
Errr, is there anything in the FAQ about that? Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# So sue me.

Actually, thinking a bit, don't sue me. That wouldn't be good at all.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I dunno
I don't think there's many courts that would uphold my case and I suspect I'd end up having to saddle all the legal costs.

I think I'd be happier to settle privately.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# why is he famous
I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Appropriate "Hamtoucher" remark
:P

Not seen this.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# highly appropriate :)
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Thank God for that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# About time they sent him down.
and is it just me or does anyone else find it amusing that for once French rioters have been putting fires out instead of lighting them?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# yes, but they've been beating the fires out with english lambs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# At least they'll be able to
use it to set fire to a few monks on its way through Tibet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# haha!
top stuff there...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# 14 weeks? Only 14 fecking weeks?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# That's long enough for some serious anal rape, isn't it?
Fingers crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# about fucking time
should have happened a long time ago, and not just for burglarising his band mates flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# He's apologised to all the Babyshambles fans for postponing a concert while he's doing porridge
you'd have thought they'd be relieved. they can take the time instead to get some help.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
#
get some help prepare piss bottles
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# last massive shameless plug
promise

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# pfffft
i'm still making flamethrower noises
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Pwooooooshh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Nyom nyom nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# no, really, i meant i haven't stopped making those noises since
it's been affecting my ability to converse and work in a normal atmosphere, and my friends and family are growing increasingly worried that i've developed some sort of speech impediment.

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# *Buys without thinking*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# *flies without blinking*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *kills without wanking*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *fucks without coming* :¬(((
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *looks without bumming*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *comes without fucking* 8-((((
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Sorry fella - suddenly skint :¬(
Also, pfft - wooden tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# no worries :)
its the thought that counts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Damn!I really want one!
But I just spent shitloads on a new telly!
EDIT: Bookmarked for future purchasing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# the neck of that t-shirt is *very* wide
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# when you consist of mostly head you need wide collars
see...

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# THIS WILL HAUNT ME
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Detachable legs FTW!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# What would Ricky do?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# It would be even better
if people ignored that product and bought things at www.spice.co.uk/The_Aviary instead. That would be the best thing they could do. They'd be ever so happy if they did.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Naa
Buy from www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/ instead, it's where all the cool people get their shirts.
*plug plug*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# This may be true,
but I'm flogging t-shirts to b3ta people, not cool people. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# i do rather like them actually
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I'm not so sure myself.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Dirty agnostic!
You'll burn in hell. HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# good stuff!
and slight TJ: It appears that Pete Doherty has been jailed for 14 weeks

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7337212.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# About bloody time
He's taken the piss out of his "I'll give up the drugs, honest guv" plea-bargain from whenever it was for way too long. Just a pity he's not going to be made to go cold turkey inside.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# About bloody time
"Peter was very much looking forward to the show"

Not quite as much as he looked forward to violating probation and taking drugs, it seems.
Please, UK media, ignore the idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# It makes me vaguely sad
The Libertines had a lot of promise but he fucked his fans around back then and he's simply taken the piss the last few years, and also released one of the worst albums I've heard in a very long time with "Down in Albion". The old songs on there that were any cop were mutilated beyond recognition, while the new ones were simply shite.

And also he's a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# splendid!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# TICKETS NOW AVAILABLE FOR HOT NEW BAND - ' WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE ZOO TOMORROW '
early reports say.. that they are gonna stay all day..


Click for bigger (118KB)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Oh god, are you still here?
Let's have a look then.
Seams, check.
Primates with guitars, check.
Cool rhino, check.
Safe For Work, check.
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Check the filesize out though, its 5 million terrabytes!
I knew it had to be fail on some level.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Umm, no it's not
Quick delete this before everyone laughs at you!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# no, I know
a 5 million terrabyte image would make the world crash. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# 17Kb?

EDIT: *laughs along with everybody*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Careful...
b3ta.com/questions/witness/post121232

"Now I don't care where I am in the world..That shit aint acceptable.. 2 on 1. Not in my books. It was time to let old painless out of the bag."
(ccc, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# come on now, he's a lover not a fighter
"I can't say my technique was on par, but she was gushing all over the place.."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# So strong
yet... somehow sensitive too.
(ccc, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# "Very quickly I was becoming the victim"
WHEN MUGGINGS GO BAD
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha this made me laugh
in the out loud sense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Pfft
Yes, well there is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Arf!
It's getting better!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Top filename punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Aaaand where's the third world bit?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Africa?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I'm confused :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)
# its ever so simple
here's a diagram to explain it:

(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# And now
It becomes oh so clear and obvious :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Ahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Up your cunt
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Have this pearoast..


It's cheap,shit,nasty & Seamy but that's what made me laugh about it.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I hope it's a halal burger!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# *makes flappy head fart noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hell no! Ive never wanted to be Canadian!
I like your sig :)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)
# yay for that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I admire your dedication.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# i didnt know i had it in me!
but now i have this twitch and i can hear the grass whisper profanities in greek!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# ha, nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *wheels out old image*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# a lot of work!
(t&p was my 5th - i think im done now.....!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I only ever did this one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# 1 is more than enough
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
fucking hell :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hohooh, very good
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Oh the irony . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Fail
Neither raining nor married.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Heheheh :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# no its
haa-haa-haa-haa-haa you cockfaced shitmaster!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# haa-haa-haa-haa-haa you cockfaced shitmaster!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)
# no, it's Hoohoohoo!
you donkey raping shiteater! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)
# boner biting bastard!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I love all the pictures in this thread
And this is one of the best I've seen, though I'd have had Terrance with the open mouth (err, no, Phillip, isn't it?) be over the John Malkovich who's on the back right somewhere with a weird look on his face.

But this is piddling little criticism of an excellent post :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# im doing the 50ft woman one now
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# haha
the board would explode.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# This is awesome, friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# he's not your fwiend, buddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# im not your buddy, guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I'm not your guy, friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# oh alright then
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# bzz bzz bzzz bzzz
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Carry on up the SAS. ooh Matron
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Can I leave the room now please?
(ccc, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Allow me to make a similarly peurile joke...
ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Top crop
or crop top?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)
# HAH
Japes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Oh, Japes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# As we are being daft...
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Kebabs in McDonalds?!?!?
FTW?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Lol!
Like I said, daft. She seems to be pictured rather a lot with some type of McDonalds in her hands, mouth etc.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# There used to be a Kebab Shop in Derby City Centre called 'McTurks'...
...if I remember correctly, Ronald threatened them with legal action. Twunt...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# The nation's favourite addict!
www.wheelybird.com/files/amy_at_cafe.gif
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)
# My first Pea Roast!
www.b3ta.com/board/8265227
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)
# silly jimbo - linking is not pearoasting
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Oops! Sorry...

Will lines suffice?..
A link is NOT a pea roast.
A link is NOT a pea roast.
A link is NOT a pea roast.
A link is NOT a pea roast.
A link, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hi Jimbo
You could have just edited your original post ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Hi Capitan,
I tried to do this: Pea Roast Link, in the Subject, but it wouldn't work. I assume that HTML tags only work in the actual message(?).
Thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# You assume rightly
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# AMY!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Yay for Amy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# New London street signs

RIS
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# SATIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Jean Paul?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# AIR SET
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# IRATES
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# A TIRES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I STARE
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# ARSE IT
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# ^WIN^
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Yes sir.
*arses*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Satire irates air set ARSE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# What a bunch of arseholes!
So now, a tourist will have to pay £15 or whatever instead of the £5 they would probably pay from an "unlicensed" seller.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# The Trocadero is now almost comically downmarket inside
It's got all these tat-stalls inside the ruinous cavern of a building, like some post-apocalyptic nightmare.

Er...I mean it's a bit shabby.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Do you have proof?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I have a link to a crappy online dictionary if that's any help?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Youre not far off!

But its still got bowling!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Also a ridiculously high-spec gaming computer place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# i remember when it used to be the guiness world of records
and then sega land.

i've not been in in years, as i normally alwaus spend too much in that arcade upstairs.

and does anyone remember the 'aliens' experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# wow, what a transparently money-grabbing enterprise.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# 'Noon all! Haven't done one of these in a while.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# thats no noon
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# thats what you think
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Darker!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# It is rather dark isn't it?
I was making it at school, and the monitors are silly.
Edit: I was going to post this later, but have a brighter one too:

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# plasma planet!
Would it be possible to make an animated planet, with moving continents?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I'm sure it's possible, but I doubt I'm capable :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# No
It's not possible...

...many have tried... all have failed.


...and subsequentially died.


...a horrible horrible death.






...at my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Yikes!
I don't think I'll bother, then! :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# If you succeed
...I may spare you.

Is it worth the risk? Yes/No? Yes/No? Yes/No? Yes/No? Yes/No? Yes/No? Yes/No? Yes/No?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# No, because I have a vexel to finish :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# 'k
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# smell the glove!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# teh tap?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# MONEY TALKS
AND BULLSHIT WALKS!

what?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I got the album today!
It is cracking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I can beat that:
I've NEVER done one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I can beat that.
I'm NEVER going to do one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I can beat that!
Im never going to do you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Japes Eye
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)
# BALLOON KITTY!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# 'nother one in a similar style
i'm just finding these really good fun

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hellboy is one word
I'm busting chops today.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# it is?
i think HB looks better though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# but Harold Bishop is 2
(pdjpdj, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# light a cigar?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# rescue a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I'd quite like a Mignola style Hellboy t-shirt
as in not film merchandise.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# why not buy one, there are loads available
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I might then
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# YOU HORRIBLE FIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# #2 Griffin


Previously

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Wooo!
Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Yay!
Nicely done!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Yay! That's pretty horrid-looking.
Do a basilisk, they have the body of a lizard with eight duck feet, the head of a chicken and a bowler hat.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# the bowler is the most important part
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# no, the bowler is the most impotent part . . .
the bowler is the most impotent part . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Chinese dragons are
"head of horse, horns of deer, claws of eagle, body of snake, tails of Qilin (a mythical creature with Chinese origin), teeth of tiger, and tongue of a crocodile."

According to some copy/paste, I think Qilins are the same as Ki-rin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# But crocs don't have tongues.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# That's what makes them so mythical.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# The roots of stones,
fish breath, lady beards, cat footsteps, bear sinews and bird spit.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# The reflection of the full moon in a still pool, a woman's grace, and a baby's laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Yes they do!
(I read that they are attached to the roof of their mouth, but still).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I like this lots.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# wow that looks incredible
do a manticore!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Woooooah!
How rare! :D
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# needs his barnet cut
.
(moobot, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Very nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I say thats Splendiferous
Woo
*edit* you should post that in the other place too as it is most woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Which other place?
and thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# There's only one other place really
the other 2 shut down :)

www.tattyworld.net
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

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