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Just 'cos...

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)

CHRIST'S CUNT, THAT'S GLORIOUS!

I'm going now.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)

happy b3taday!

let's hope domo gets them.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)

Hi Postbear!

We've had a great night here, been cyber clubbing, just waiting to feel sleepy now.

Are you well?

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)

i was cyber clubbing too, until my cyber cudgel broke.

doing well, housesitting in the zoo. you're doing well, too, i trust.

edit: off to walk the dog. back in a while.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:42, archived)

Ok matey,aye well, we're happy here, got a bit of a houseful,

brought half the club back, having fun tho! ;)

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)

happy b3taday chubby.

Hugs and kisses. I'm full of cider and pleased the ~~EnglishmanBritish man~~ Taffy has beaten the Sherman tank in the pugilism.

Now I'm away because I'm more fucked up than Bernard Hopkins was.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:16, archived)

I have no idea what your on about

but I'm guessing it's not meant to be malicious, so thank u! ;)

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)

Happy candleness

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:42, archived)

JOHN!

*idolises*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:54, archived)

Can he play drums?....

Everytime you ....

God killz

(singin in the rain)

(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:34, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

wouldnt

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)

Would.

Oh hell yes.

I bloody LOVE Tom Jones, and I'm not sorry. I've got a DVD and everything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

does this mean if i looked like tom jones

that i'd get laid?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

He's living, breathing, grinding proof that it works.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

would it work if tom jones had long scraggly hair and a beard?

and looked like me...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

I honestly have no idea.

I'm being aurally assaulted (in a good way) and it's hard to think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

*takes willy out of ear...*

Sorry.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

you have ruined my chances of helpful advice

this makes me sad

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

I'm hardly the person to ask.

I'm like the Bishop of Bath and Welles most of the time. As long as you're funny and you brush your teeth and wear deodorant there'll be a girl out there willing to shag you. Perfecting a willingness to go down on her for at least half an hour at least once a day doesn't go amiss either. And learn how to cook at least one meal well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)

you mean you eat babies?

i can cook several really fancy meals, my mum taught me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)

Good work.

So now all you need to do is be able to breath through your ears and you're away.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)

My dad told me that was a handy skill to have

when i was about 10 years old. He went away laughing.

_{the bastard}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

Well he knows, see?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)

if only he knew about condoms

my parents learned a valuable lesson there
/only child blog

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:29, archived)

Hahahahaha

My Dad told me the same thing. When I turned 14 he also offered me this sage advice: "Marc...all you need from life is a woman with a heart of gold, and a fanny like a jar of worms.."

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bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:41, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeee

they feel like worms?
its raining outside too...*gets old bean tin*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:07, archived)

Nooo I liked it, it was warm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

Well, I did warm it up especially.

*inserts it back*

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)

I thought so.

I do appreciate all the care and attention that goes into you humping the side of my head and screaming like a monkey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)

Screaming like a chimp.

Chimp.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)

Oh I don't know.

What are the ones that go 'oooOOOO'? They sort of...whoop.

Bet you make that noise. BET you do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)

Maybe one day you'll find out, babe.

*smooth*

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)

I can but live in hope.

Night all, My bed's a-calling.

x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)

Night, sweetie.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:30, archived)

\ twelve bore..

point blank..

(for your own good)

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

why why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

Take that!..

Delilah!

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

now you have to sing green green grass

or what ever that shitty song about some guy getting strung up is called

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

But why why whyyyyyyyyyyy?

(has this gone on long enough?)

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

It's not unusual that these things go on for a while

_{no it hasn't}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

Well..

Lets go for it..

You can leave your hat on..

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)

Just help yourself

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)

You know what this thread is not?

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

haaahahahahahahaha

i've been trying to work up to a thunderball gag...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:28, archived)

eeuurrgh

must be nice having a pet look so much like you idol. ;)

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

Musically he's an absolute fucking legend!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

Bring Da Ruckus

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)

Oh it's on

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)

IT'S A DANCE-OFF

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)

musically he's an annoyance

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)

I agree, though otherwise

he's a fat leather cunt.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)

HD TV has a lot of artifacting, doesn't it ;)

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

It's all the Time Team repeats.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

hahaha

(this)

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

Oh that's it. I'm going to hurt you for that one.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

hahahahah

he's going to bust a capillary or two, i'll wager

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

my god, now we know life from the groupies' perspective

the horror.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)

(CCTV footage of Tom at a Cash point looking at his bank balance)

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)

fuck

firefox can't keep a steady framerate so he keeps pumping at different speeds! the HORROR

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

hahahahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)

Hahahahah!

You lully monkey :)

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)

LOOLZ

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)

hahahahaha

Hi Cockalorum to the nth degree!

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bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:27, archived)

no idea what that means

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:28, archived)

Ahhhh....

When all this was fields™ It was decreed that wooing a woo would cause a rupture in the space/time continuum. Hence the "Hi cockalorum" was invented to stop any time/space rifts in places other than Cardiff.

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bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:32, archived)

Ah, danke

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:34, archived)

bitte schön :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)

COP KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:40, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

Hahahah

That's so great.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

haha

this amuses me.
But good night / morning / something.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

I don't answer the door for ol' Tommy anymore.

He scares the shit out of me.

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

aaaaahhahahaa

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

haha fantastic

(rodd laughing in the face of failure, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:07, archived)

pffft!

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bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

YES!!!

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:33, archived)

let me know when that thing has rotted away finally.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:31, archived)

I hate ALW

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

Superfluous post?

..I mean, we ALL do. Shirley?

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

that's taking a controversial stance.

how do you feel about hitler?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)

Just a quickie before I go to bed

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

Norton AV2009 logo?

It'd make as much sense as their current crap.

Good slopping though :)

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

THE BEATLES ARE JUST ANOTHER WAY OF MAKING A COMPO SHIT.

I fucking hate the beatles.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:34, archived)

lololololbeatleslololol

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)

I LOVE YOU

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)

mutant morphbeatles, the result of fertility drugs and bad prayer.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:37, archived)

Good Morning B3ta

How are you today?
And where is ClanSoul?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

what?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

haha how very confusing!

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McBadger COW, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

Good Morning, Sir Pidge Nips

I am OK, how are you?
Where IS ClanSoul? I miss him.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

I KNEW IT!

That's where you've gone now isn't it?!
To see Him!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

TOTALLY. HE'S MY FAVOURITE.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

OF THE BOYS, I HOPE.

*trembles with worry*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

NO. HE'S MY FAVOURITE EVER OUT OF EVERYONE.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

EVEN MORE THAN BEARS?

*tummyclenchyfeelings*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

Totally. More than bearbees.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

Ouch.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

Haha. Wuss.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

You've brought all my allergies out now!

*sneezypimplycrying*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)

OH SHIT. I MEANT YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

*breathes normally**feels skin becoming smooth*You're my hero! lol ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

BUT I MISS CLANSOUL NOW :(

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

WELL I MISS THE OLD WEETOS RECIPE

BUT THAT'S JUST LIFE, ISN'T IT.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

I miss him too

but i have recently upgraded to the Barret M107
I don't think I will have to worry so much about the trajectory curve of my projectile from my vantage point any more.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

Oh my god that was hot.

You dirty ClanSoul loving fiend.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

Awww, you got me there.

I just want to make him a nice bowl of krakatoa for him when he wakes up:)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXp5czdufoQ
CHOC FULL OF MINERALS!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

BUT THAT WOULD SLICE THROUGH HIM LIKE A HOT KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER

You just want him in bite size pieces, cannibal.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

no,

I just want him in small postable sized pieces so he I can send him to see his true internet love.
at an effective cost rate.
I am a very caring person I'll have you know

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

hahahaha

Can just imagine those wavy locks hanging out the corner of an envelope!

Oh dear...

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

YES! Just like in Resident Evil when that

laser corridor slices that guy into bite-sized chunks!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)

eurgh, it's you!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

INVISUBLE BAT

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

YES

I AM THE BAT COMING TO HIT ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE FACE!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

I made a trouser shout..

..that had affects on real people like this once.

(councelling is still avaliable)

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

just had to try this:

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

Filters aren't cool.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

but CDCs are?!! Ooookay then

from now on, its just magenta willies all round!!

/toe-the-meme-line blog

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

kilters aren't full.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

It's just a jump to the left...

and then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.
Put you hands on your hips.
You bring your your knees in ti-i-ight
You know the rest.
Away you go! /Eddie Waring.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)

Isn't it

'and bend your knees in time'?

O_o

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

Yes it is,

but I was doing the bit at the end so I'm OK.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left

All:
And then a step to the right

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips

All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Timewarp again
Let's do the Timewarp again

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

LOL YOU'RE SO COOL

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

This is "Rudeness", sir.

"Sarcasm" is two doors down, ya cunt.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

I didn't mean it...

*sobs*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

HEY MACARENA

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

you do te okey kokey

and you turn aboot, mon?

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McBadger COW, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

Canadian Jamaican people make me giggle.

:D bless.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

hehe

I'm sure there was some Scot in there, maybe it needed more 'HOOTS!'

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McBadger COW, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

There's juice loose aroon' yer puss.

*slurping noises*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

There always needs to be more Scottish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

I'm Scottish

No. I'm Scottish!
I'm Scottish!
I'm Spartacu*fuck off*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

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McBadger COW, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

pictures or /talk

here have my annoying marvin:

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

Mugabe demands imagery..

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

Ear cataracts?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)

Speak..

a little LOUDER!! :P

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

Speak in a BIGGER FONT

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)

Better?

<font="bigger">Speaks</font>

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mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

bastards, the <h1> tags dont work :(

FONT SIZE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

Not sure who exactly needs it here, but it you can get bonus GPS and AIDS with every six purchased before June.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

i think he might be in thorpe park due to something he posted on deviantart

but dunno.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

Something a bit quick, but I really like the eyes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

me too

would

(edit:)

(sorry, couldn't help it)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

me too

also

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

MASKS

do more things with masks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

I have a gasmask!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

I really want a Kroenen mask.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

I looked this out especially for you

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

That's gorgeous.

I'd have that on a wall, definitely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

muchos gracias

senor

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

ITA.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

ah, sorry. I forgot.

I remember now...you wanted me to paint your ceiling. :D

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

Oh aye, that was you, wasn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

any other surfaces of your home

that you would like me to decorate? The floor perhaps? :)

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

All of them

The back wall of my baby's tank, please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

You have a baby?

Who has a tank?

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

A lizard who is my baby. Baby substitute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

ah, ok

for a second there I thought I was talking to a person with a child *shudders*

EDIT: having seen your profile, are you sure you don't have any disfiguring scars? You seem remarkably normal for b3ta (in the good sense)

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

I will eventually.

But I'm only 23, so no, not for a while.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

In a house where my father lived

we found a WW2 gas mask in the loft, and a couple of tin helmets. One of the helmets had belonged to an air raid warden apparently.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

Coooooool.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

Possibly

But I have a thing about masks. I don't like them very much. Especially full-face masks. They scare me. Always have.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

That's what I like about them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

That they scare me?

Mean.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

No, not you.

That they scare me. I like things that scare me.

If I could chick, I'd take all the masks out of your world and you could have all the sheep from mine.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Sheep?

SHEEP?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Yeah, they can fuck right off, can sheep.

Evil eyed bloody telepathic bastards.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

bullocks

they can get to fuck. fast scary bastards.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

Not as fast as cheetahs.

Just thank FUCK you're not one of them African bunnies. I thank fuck you're not an African bunny quite a lot, actually.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

I thought you like things that scare you though.

You're just being inconsistant now.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

Things that can be twisted into a rather fun context.

Fun can be had with masks, and I'm not having that kind of fun with sheep. Anyway, they don't scare me, they do make me uncomfortable though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)

Bah, pansy.

I overcame all my fears by dying inside, but it's great for freaking people out with mental imagery which will disgust the average person.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

For not wanting to have sex with a barnyard animal?

Doctor botherer, not quadruped botherer.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

More for being uncomfortable with sheep.

You must love that Australian film about the killer sheep then, no I can't remember what it's called.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

I'm refusing to watch it.

No doubt some cruel bastard will force me to at some point but for now it's going along with Watership Down into the 'films I will never ever watch' pile.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

The only films I physically can't watch are the shit ones.

I don't quite understand how you can have such idiosyncratic weaknesses and invulnerabilities though, quite singular.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

I wish I didn't.

And Animal Hospital, any show about a zoo, anything where animals are in pain or die or might die...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

Yet you can watch humans in pain presumably.

It's probably the old fashion association with innocence and childhood, you know that old freudian bollocks.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

Freud did talk an awful lot of bollocks.

And yes, you presume right, although god knows why.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

Well even if I could explain it,

it would be more a horrible deconstruction of your entire personality, so you'd either deny that it's true or get freaked out by the predictability and lack of free will in your own conscious mind.

People usually do that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

Everyone's predictable.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

Indeed.

Although people who consciously acknowledge and act knowing that free will is just a compliation of external influences and events are hard to come by.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

Well there's no point getting arrested.

That would just be counter productive, and I've spent a night in custody- it was uncomfortable. No.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

I have very little idea what that really means, in regards to the topic, but anyway.

I had a friend who, for some convuluted reasons became fanatically methodist due to not being able to handle a relationship ending badly, and I still have the memories of trying to even form some basis of understanding between us given that she wouldn't believe that anything was predictable or cause and effect or that she could ever do anything wrong or to hurt someone.

One of the many people who if I hadn't have encountered, I probably would have been vaguely sane and happy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

I'm not sure either.

I'm off on tangents all over the shop tonight. I must go and sleep soon.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)

RAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a New Zealand film. We only claim New Zealand things if they are good...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

i think you mean "your world"

Edit: oh, fast ninj. peeeow

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Owww I'm like lightening, I'm frightening.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

so sooothing, and I started all grooving

YEAAAAH YEAAAHYEAAAHYEAAAAHYEAAAAH

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)

And the man at the back said 'everyone attack'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

and it turned into

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

an unexpected horse.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

hahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

hum

expected horse

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

Aaaah.

Well, I like scary films. So that's something, I'd guess. :]

And hooray for sheepses. :]

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

don't be scared

masks are just like hats for the face.

I like your picture a lot, but I'm replying to you here because I like to brreak the mould.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Some people have a mask fetish

that's what you can tell someone when you want them to wear a paper bag on their head

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

No, that's when you chain them to a radiator and force a gimp mask on them.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

I have much lower standards

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

RARGH!

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

probably wouldn't

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

Oooooooh can I play?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

Go for it

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

Two can play at that game.

Although I don't seem to have this photo without the horrible blurry orangeness.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

S10 Respirator..

innit?

(

mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

Nay. I have a photo of me wearing one and the current British Army helmet somewhere though, be damned if I know where. (There's also one with me wearing a full charcoal lined, chemical warfare suit)

The respirator in question is the old Canadian one, the C4 - not to be confused with the explosive. They all have such boring letter names.

EDIT: Here is the S10

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

See!..

They DO look similar!.. thanks for the explanation :)

(

mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

True, the only real difference is the black filter and exhalation point.

And also that the S10 works and the C4 supposedly leaks like a bitch.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

I was sad when I had to give mine back..

..what with the current climate and all :S

(

mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

Yeah, bloody global warming.

To be honest I can't see any situation in which I'd need a gasmask except a fire or someone flooding the house with teargas. Anything else is likely to irradiate my kidneys or melt my skin in some way.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)

Or riding the London Underground?

..hopefully not :(

(

mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

I don't think gas masks protect you from having your arms and legs blown off.

They stop you smelling all the sweaty people though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)

exactly!

Nasty pits.. if you've ever been there.. etc..

(

mikenco, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

Mine has asbestos in the filtery bit

I think I win.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

Yes, you win cancer.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

THE ONLY WAY..................

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

'Don't bother me now, I'm in my Thinking Mask'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

Sorry KK but...

He needed summat to protect his eyes! I did make sure his eyes still shone though

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)

Are you my mummy?

Woo!

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

Hahahaha! Yes!

but he needs big round chrome goggles and to be wearing shorts over lil legs! Hahaha!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

Is that grey tube leading to the mouth for what I think it is?

....

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

hahahaha

(

bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Looks to me

like one of them there respirators for spray-painting and sanding plaster and suchlike.

/DIY blog

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)

is that the lead singer of ugly, flatulent roommate?

(

postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)

I like this a lot.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

THIS IS SO FUCKING SEXY

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

YES IT IS

CAN I HAVE A SNOG?

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

YOU WANT TO SNOG THE BIG LIONEL CLAY HEAD

WITH THE BIG BROWN CLAY LIPS

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

IF IT IS THE ONLY HEAD IN THE ROOM

THEN YES

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

PWOAH

I SO WANT TO PRETEND TO BE BLIND AND TOUCH AND GROPE THE BIG CLAY HEAD OF LIONEL-NESS.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

THAT'S EASY

JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TOUCH
THIS

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

*DOES*

*SPASMS*

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)

Revenge!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

THIS THREAD IS ONLY GETTING WORSE

how unexpected

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

WELL I AM IN IT

NAKED

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

PICTURES!

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)

oh alright...

img241.imageshack.us/img241/6011/kittyru1.jpg

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

OH BABY

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

I'M MOIST

SWEATING LIKE ROSE WEST AT THE INQUEST

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS

BUT I IMAGINE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_West

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

I've gone off in my Ys

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

PWOAH

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

somethings cannot be unseen

O.O

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

I met a girl once, who said she wanted to be treated like a Princess...

So I stuck her in the back of a Mercedes and drove it into a subway wall.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

pfft great minds steal jokes from viz alike

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

hahahaha

i just saw it on another site. didn't realise it was from viz.

excellent.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

hahahahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

Oh dear zombie jesus!

(

Aenesis, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

NOT YOU

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

Not me.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

I put on my wizard hat and robes

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

HAHA. You have won!

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

^this

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

Hahaha,

(

Aenesis, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

I wish I was off my tits on wine

Sweet, sweet liquor.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

toap!!!11!

OMGWFTLOLLIONELRICHIE
KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEEK

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

to be fair (although there's clearly no reason to)

I did shop his eyes and lips.

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

and

I'M OFF MY TITS ON WINE

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

I'm not whinging I think it's great!

in fact *click*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

you're a great friend

cover me in garlic sauce!

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

*covers*

now lick it up beee-aaatch!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

HEY!

YOU WILL treat me with some RESPECT

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

you love it

and besides it's free, respect costs money (fact of life)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

oops

(fistcount shite, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

*suddenly wants an orange ice lolly*

^_^

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

This picture is science.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

Are you Penelope Cruz!?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

*looks down trousers*

*shakes magic 8ball*

LOOKS DOUBTFUL.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

Can genitalia look doubtful...?

Hmm

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

My willy is sad.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

Does it miss Caewan?

*attempts to cheer willy up*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

HA. YOU LOVE CAEWAN. WHERE IS CAEWAN? SOPHIE WANTS YOU, CAEWAN. IN HER PANSE.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

YES I DO, I CLEARLY WANT TO SEX HIM DAILY, NIGHTLY AND ALL THE TIMES IN BETWEEN.

*glares*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

I knew it!

I KNEW IT.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

Previous post may contain lies.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

My willy isn't sad

just really really small.

What? That IS sad?

*slinks away...*

Am jesting of course! Really I Am!?!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

INTERNET PERVERT. I'M CALLING THE FBI.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

The long arm of the FBI huh?

I just LOVED hearing about Pete Doherty putting himself 'on the numbers' !! What a big wuss! Waaahahahaha guffaw! guffaw! guffaw!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

Hahaha

The mystery is killing me O_O

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

COPPER SULPHATE MUTHAFUCKA!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

CLEARLY IT'S COPPER OXIDE.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

...SCIENCE!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

Too early for a pea?

Just thought this was a bit apt!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

Started off gnopsing. Ended up ...

somewhere else.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

i was hoping someone would shop her tits.

they were screaming for it.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

There's a tit shop just opened in Doncaster.

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

HELLO SEXY

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

Hello gorgeous!

How's the beautiful Dr KittyVomit on this fine night?

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

good

and you sir?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

I am groovy

and I now have a cat.

(she's nuts)

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

AWWWWWW

what kind of cat?
photo?

also

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1713703285348568178

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

WTF?

Knitting needles and Lurpak, motherfuckers!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

hahahahahah

youtube.com/watch?v=ik7bDGQ4uO8&feature=related

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

Aaaaacccce!

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

i love charlie brooker

youtube.com/watch?v=0b7mwTK564o

and he slags off comic sans.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

Hahahaha

Bobby Sands?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

Dulcoease - the laxative of the stars!

You can't go wrong with Dulcoease - although I've been using Norovirus to get my bowels moving recently.

She is a very talkative neurotic ragbag with massive whiskers and bald patches who cannot sleep unless she is hugging Zippy. And she loves to be tickled under the chin.

www.hairyaerosol.com/pics/cat6.jpg

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

oh she is gorgeous!

she looks a bit like my cat dudley..i love tabby cats..he's a talkative little bugger.

img413.imageshack.us/img413/5498/duckiesz0.jpg

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

Dudley is fab!

He has the look of a cat who knows what's what.

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

he's hillarious

he makes lots of pirruping sounds and if you get the milk out he'll come running and make a sound going "meeellkk mellllk".

and he chases the other stupid cats. he's the best.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

Does he shove his bum in your face just when you're dropping off to sleep?

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

hahaha no

he sometimes sleeps on the pillow next to me.

that didn;t work so well when the ex would stay over as he'd try and sleep on his head.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

hehehe

Never let heads get between cats and their pillows.

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

Like that annoying Cravendale advert?

MEEEEELK!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

Cravendale advert is not annoying!

Milk! Meeeeeeelk!

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

more meowy.

but quite like that

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

My cat walks around the house in the middle of the night, going into rooms and going:

"Eeeeeeellllllooooooo"

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

My cat just sits on my head.

Sometimes with her front paws in both my eyes. What a fucking great purrrchase my cat was.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

THAT CAT IS BEAUTIFUL

*jealous glare*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

She smells of coconuts this evening.

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

WHAAAAAAAT?

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

WHOOOOOOOO?

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

WHICHHHHHHHHH?

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

ARGH.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

Weren't they though?

My effort worked out a lot less subtle than I'd hoped for.

I was trying to make her a tic-tac smuggler.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

Pfffft.

That's awful (piss tasting beer)

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

who on earth buys that piss?

(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

not me

foster's exists as a deterrent to the english coming to australia

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

Freakalicious

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

Thank you.

That means a lot coming from you.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

Explain.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

Cos you do some freaky shit, man =D

You KNOW what you're talking about.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

How many times have I told you?

(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

Lies!

Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

hahahaha not enough elderly techno fans

woo

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

Hiya ppl! I been playin' around with effects:

Heres the original:

www.b3tards.com/u/0df3daed570f3329404a/posh,girl_pic_large.jpg

Edit: Oops! How do I post a link without the entire addy seen?

/you don't get to know if you don't ask blog

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

i like the colours dude

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

Thanks! Its an effect called clouds in Paint app

(Paint app./effects/render/clouds)

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

You must have been out your MiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnD!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Yeeeesssssssss. My tiny lil'

miiiiiiiinnnnnndddddddd......
(hehehehe!)

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

I like Tool

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

\o/

Good people like Tool.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

yes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

nice

just wish i could see it in more than 16 colours

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Ta much! But it was the blocks of

primary colours that appealed. And the way it kept her blue eyes the same! (v.mostly)

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

Spectrumised lady

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

[a href="yourpicurlhere.thingy]the text you want to appear[/a] but with angle brackets instead of the square ones.

[edit]I meant to edit the one above but I done it wrong, Mum.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

Thats cool, even more contrast. Heres another I did

of Emma Griffith:

Edit: and heres the original!:
www.b3tards.com/u/0df3daed570f3329404a/emma-griffiths.jpg

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

she would be hotter if she had arms

or maybe she wouldnt...

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

This one is also good.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

Nice. I like the big swoopy thing and the dribbly blue bit under it.

There is, of course, a technical term for this but I eschew the proper phraseology for my own idiosyncratic gibberybollocks.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

*prods*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

Phew! Just missed my prostaaaaaaaate.....

Oh!
*blushes*
Dr. hahaha

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

sorry Nurse Bingowings

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

Yeah, you like me dressed as a nurse, don't you?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

god yes.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

*spunkabooom*

Bed now.

By which I mean I am going to bed now and am not ordering you to... oh, fuck it... BED! NOW!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

*Carefully eschews over all the above callapny-twaddle*

Yup!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

Cloud 'scale' set to max, 'roughness' set to min,

and 'Blend Mode' set to Xor. (If you have Paint app that is).
Looks almost 'vectorish' I think?!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

It almost is, yes.

Nicely.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

She looks very like someone I went to primary school with.

Who looked beautiful in primary school, but according to facebook now looks like a tranny.

\o/ is all I have to say to that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

HAHAHA! what a brilliant story!

Cap'n your a woman of much musical experience, i've decided to play an open mic night with my ukulele,
do you have song suggestions that would work well?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

when i'm cleaning windows

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

thats not actually played on ukulele, its a banjolele george formby plays

but its a start, haha
im currently thinking Dancing queen by abba because Karla asked for it

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

Do an 18 minute epic version of Rock Lobster

And I'm deadly fucking serious, it'd be excellent. You'll need a mate with a drum or something though.

OR you could do Hurt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

i like the 18 minute rock lobster idea, but im not entirely sure i could pull it off

The NIN version or Mr cash stylee?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

Easier to do the Cash if it's just you on your own.

You'll need mates if you want to do the big NIN version. And if you're going to do NIN do Closer, that chorus would be ace with a ukelele under it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

hmmm The johnny cash version of personal jesus would work nicely on uke too

it;ll be my first performance so i'm keen for it to go well

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

I really have no idea.

I could say anything. Genre?

You could do I Feel Love. That'd be good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

well it'll be a rock crowd between the ages of 17 and 45ish so really i could play anything that isnt indy

i think black betty would provide a nice contrast to dancing queen

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

Always a good choice.

If you're feeling up for a challenge you could do The Wind Cries Mary. Fuck knows what it'll sound like on a uke though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

i got added

by a lass i went to school with the other day, i'm sure she used to be attractive, but now *shakes head*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Speaking as someone not in any way in the popular crowd

I get a sick sense of pleasure from knowing that she looks like a complete pre-op special. Considering how much power she managed to get at school from being lovely looking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

popular kids

tend to be twats though, i'm quite content being odd

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

I was the token weirdo.

And I do mean weird, I'm a lot more self-censoring now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

this story makes me happy

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

To post a link without the full address showing, use this code...

<a href="THE WEB ADDRESS GOES HERE">THE TEXT YOU WANT TO DISPLAY GOES HERE</a>

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

GREAT! Thanks for that.

Am still picking up lil tricks like this that I s'pose most of the rest of you take pretty much for granted. But everyone was a noobie once. Thanks again.

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

I told you that

ages (some minutes) ago.
Curse you, Mystery Bob!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Oops! Yep, so you did.

I did see it but without it being 'in context' it didn't mean an awful lot to me, sorry. Thanks for the thought though and thats what would've counted the most if it had been a gift! (Have I squirmed enough to get out of this?)

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

There's only one thing you can do. On your feet, soldier!

*pretends I am Sarah Connor*
On... your... feeeeet!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

Oo-er sir! Feets it is then...

*wobbles upwardly*

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

words cannot explain...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

Ya must have been HiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhh

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

are you maaaaaad? my boy?!

woooooo yay!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

mebbe

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

you know you want to share your medicine,

i hear you guys get all the best gear

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Oh go screw yourself, Archie!

Right in the jape, hard.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

no yams for him

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

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Darklord, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

sympathy post

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

I suddenly have an urge...

...to play Christmas Lemmings

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beefandcheese, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

...

It was called Holiday Lemmings.

Amiga/DOS/Macintosh/Atari ST?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)

Christmas Lemmings '91/'92

Holiday Lemmings was '93/'94

I had it for Amiga

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beefandcheese, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

Quite right.

I do apologise.

/wikipedia blog

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

I like this

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

Sgt Pepper Lonely Scarts....

CFB. Took me far too long anyway.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

YAY!

*RAPES*

tap tap tap on the window...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

*glomps back*

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

pwoah

if only you were a whole half an hour away, i'd come and rape you with a HERRING!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

WIN!

I have just spent far too long wrestling with TV wiring...

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Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

Sorry

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RiverBlues Hello, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

NO.

you will make bad smell old man!

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Cae1, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

pfft

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moohalaa, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

Tug this

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

Your fired!

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RiverBlues Hello, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

you filed!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

arf!

TJ: world dock pudding champisonship tomorrow, might get so see robby coltrane. just a shame the competition finishes while i'm at work

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

Pffffft!!!!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

surely bindun?

undortunately i couldnt find any gobshite tea for ringo.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

have we had Let it Wee yet?

if not, pretend I just spent two minutes browsing some dodgy porn sites then made it.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

I like Jodie Foster

original

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

she looks

like that plate faced british model. didn't think it'd been shopped!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

not get your end away?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

nope :(

sent packing fairly swiftly, need to stop going after the sober ones

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

haha

i was so fucking amazed wwhen i pulled some guy i had met the night before in the poub(this was the next day)..i was quite proud of myself. still am...he's a lot of fun.

all my relationships come form previous friendships..so it's quite fun to pull a complete stranger and have a giggle.

whats your pulling success rate?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

i'm not sure

i'm normally too pissed to notice.

of late though it's been more randoms than people i know, the on/off ex was a mate first though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

it's weird

but i have a fuck buddy now and i never thought i would. but then i'm also incredibly fond of him and would marry him if he asked me. just for the sheer hell of it.
you could be maid of honour.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

oh god,

not another one :(

my mate's getting married this summer (2 days before my birthday, i'm certain it's so i don't forget her anniversary) and if i was a lass i'd be maid of honour, or at least a bridesmaid.

i just don't look that good in a crimson dress

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

Apparently I'm going to be ushering at my sister's wedding next spring.

I'm worried she might want me to cut my hair.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

my sister

didn't make me cut mine, my mum was reet pissed off.

just realised this isn't my sister's wedding, but my cousin's a year later, but still photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v125/56/14/745030978/n745030978_548850_5791.jpg

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

Do they really need all those body guards?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

i can't answer that sir

please look to your left

*shoots with tranquilliser dart*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

Why do so many of my nights end this way?

*collapses*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

I never thought I'd hear you say that.

There goes my faith in humanity anyway.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

awww.

you can be my other fuck buddy if you like.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

double fuck buddy action?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

I think you're going to have to add another item to your sig list.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

triple if you join in

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

yay for this! won't you end up walking like john wayne?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

And you were the one moaning that I was obsessed with sex.....

*rolls eyes*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

Maybe you're both obsessed with sex.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

you are

and weird sex.

i just like having sex.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

Actually you said you would happily become celibate

and that it was boring.

Fucking changed your tune now you've got some cock in you.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

i say a lot of things

and i would be happy celibate.

but right now for the first time in god knows how long i'm having a bit of fun.

and i bet my ex will read this and probably won't talk to me.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

"I only liked you for your depressing introspection, you bitch!"

Having fun is rubbish, malevolence is the new fun.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Maybe you'd change your tune if you got some cock in you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Kitty Vomit, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Probably to a strained whine.

I'd imagine.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

That or screaming.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

screaming

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Correct.

Look behind you!
That's not really malevolent, is it?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

I could give you the phone number of a cocksucking whore, but it would be my phone number and I don't like the taste of cock and I'm not a whore.

Other than that my plan is flawless.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

Are you prepared to make an exception?

*picks up phone*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

~~phone~~ Bingowings

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

~~picks~~ finger

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

up lost to

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

cuntlicking whore?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

i'm up there ^

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8301738

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

if you were a real secret agent

you'd already have it.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

Curse you Dr. KittyVomit!

My only flaw!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

phone no. please

;)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

0800 1111

There was this bloke who was desperate for a job. He phoned the Job Centre day and night for two weeks but they never pick up the phone.
He piles in first thing on Monday morning shouting "You bastards never pick up your phone. I've been phoning you for a job for a fortnight and I keep getting "The number you have dialled has not been recognised."

The lady behind the bullet-proof screens says "What number have you been dialling?"

Bloke says "0800 1730. It's on your door."

Lady says "Those are our opening hours, ya daft cunt!"

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

this true story is based upon a true story

isn't it :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

WHAT?

they said they weren't allowed to tell people about that :'(

edit:

i love the fact my skype plugin is accepting the childline number as a real number, but not the "job centre" number

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

Haha

I used to goad a friend into calling the "AIDS helpline" when we were young.
He phoned about five times in a row with all sorts of filthy (hetero) stories.

The last one he told was "I was simul-poking two girls at a party and then I licked my fingers.
Could I have got the AIDS?" and the bloke on the other end said "You've got a great
imagination and your stories have been, up until now, pretty erotic but could you please
get the fuck off the phone and let the homos have a chance".

FACT.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

did he say it

in a camp voice??

love this BBC on this day link: it's a mystery Mario

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

Hahahaha

"unfit for work due to being a fuckwit"

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

GET OFF MY BOARD

you dirty /talk scum!

:D

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

since when was this your board?

and when did you stop being a cunt kickeR?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

it's my /board when it comes to being mean to vulga

just cos he wins on being here longer than me and having more fp's...the cunt.

and i mean that in the most lovely way possible.

and since i felt like changing my name.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

Heh.

Been here FAR too long.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

DON'T RUB IT IN!

GOD YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

salt/wound?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

i see

i'm having trouble locating your J78683 "Change of name and/or signature" form. You may have to re-submit and pay a fine madam

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

*rapes*

(Kitty Vomit, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

Ow!

Point your strap-on in the right direction, Mrs. Lady!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

oh alright...

*RAPES UNTIL BLOOD IS SHED*

(Kitty Vomit, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

*giggles*

Wait! This blood is stale! TO THE CANCER WARD DR. KITTYVOMIT!

Dun dun DUUUUN!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

Is she a grey?

'Ning b3ta.

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Cae1, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

Jodie am so very Woo

And I'll fight anyone who says different.

My first attempt at this sort of stuff. Any tips appreciated.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

i think

the trick is to make the features smaller and make it appear that the head is normal sized.
this image is clearly unshopped ;)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

I knew it!

And now I've made a fool of myself in front of teh internet.

*runs away crying*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

hey! your pants fell off!

don't you want these pants? you can't just have them fall off infront of everyone and then just run away

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

Nonsense!

I took those pants off earlier after I pissed them. And now you've touched them!!

*laughs like Mel Gibson in South Park*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

*checks thetan levels of pants*

OH MY GOD! IT'S THE SECOND COMING!!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

Drat!

Got it wrong. Again!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

You should put Barrie Humphries head on those tits. At least I'd get a laugh when I was fucki....OH JESUS CHRIST!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

Last one for tonight

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

too soon!

pfffffffft

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

Too soon?


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I'm rubbish at this game.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

bloody swingers

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

can i buy a vowel blease

bingo

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

heh

Apparently he missed the train to Bridgend

(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

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