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(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

The subject title makes this.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

arf!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

Haha,

I bet they often get punctures though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)

V:TM

fan?

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)

he's a car-toon.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

Following on from my previous image...

...I give you part two in the 'animal spackers' series.

A Monger Eel

Part one here

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

i like the dobbing action there

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spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)

Spoken like a connoseur

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

I'm amazed by the lack of Prescott jokes on the board today.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

after the Prescott/Creosote post i'm not sure there was any joke left to make

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

I can't think of any funny jokes myself

but that doesn't usually stop the flood.

Mind you, my respect for him has gone up after he's gone public with this; from 'complete wanker' to 'tosspot'

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

i was lucky when i lived in Hull that i lived in Hull West

therefore spared in 1997 from the dilemma of choosing between voting against Labour or voting for John Prescott.

not that i'd vote Labour now, of course.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

OI!

prescott's a hero!! he beat bullimia

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

was that the guy he punched?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

nah

that was chlamydia. still not beaten that yet

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

well, he still gave it a good effort

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

that he did

but the tory voting fuck still came off the winner

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

the first was about 11.30 this morning

there have been a few since.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

attack of the 50ft prescott?

tract of the 50ft prescott

50ft tract of the 50ft prescott

prescott with 50 feet

nah, I got nothing

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

Next, a Giant Flid/squid?

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

YES!

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

Or that fish that constantly licks the glass.

MNNGGGGG

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

Woo

I like this!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

Hahah yay!

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

Psst.

Save it as a gif or png.

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Halk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

Zombie Samus

Did this doodle in some spare time yesterday and touched it up today!

Click this nice blue sentence for bigger/more

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

with tits

talented!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

Fucking wow, that's extra special.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

*This is, fucking spectacular*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

You're a braver man than me if you touched that up.

Woo, very nice.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

LOL

I should really pick my words more carefully:(

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

you now have the premise of the next Metroid game

Metroid: Sean Of The Dead

ace work :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

is it real?

or photoshoppery? if its photoshoppery have a woo
if its real have a wooyayhoupla!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

Nope its real.

Default hard round brush all the way.

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

by real i mean canvas n paints

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

Ohhh

I get you now. Unfortuantly not real paints though, digital is just so much cleaner and less smelly.

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

i had to look twice!

Wooyay! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

excellent

yet disturbing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

golly gosh thats rather spiffing!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

nicely

your blue sentance won't work for me, the spelling police have put a block on it.

edit/ works now.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

edited it.

I'm crap at spelling.

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

me too

thank god for firefox spellcheck.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

wow!

you have some skillz there, and no mistake...

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enceladus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

Wow! That's fantastic. *click*

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

Wooo

Thanks for all the comments!

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

rawr!

good stuff.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

good stuff

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oCo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

i give that a big fucking WOO!

as it it fucking WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

wee or wii board ..

(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

you may drink your weak lemon drink now...

oh wait wee wii oui!
edit : i found the other half of the image

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

I AM ROD HULL

AND I WANT GREEEEEEEEEN JELLY

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

thats not the moon on a stick

thats a cardboard cut out of the moon on a stick

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaH

so you DO want the moon on a stick!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

:-D

I made a girl the moon on a stick once. She lost it, heartless cunt

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

Consider the lilly...

...No! not aaah!

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

I often wondered

if Grotbags stopped at the face and neck with the green makeup, or went body-wide...

Like Kirk, I could just go for an all-over-green woman.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

phwooaaar

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

i saw grotbags filling up her car with petrol when i was little and she was on tv

/claim to fame

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

ah, yes...

good old Fist of Fun.

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enceladus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

chicken lollies!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

That's beautiful.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

o0 thank you MrE

If you save it, it gets bigger!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

pffft

i'm sure no one's made the connection between wiis and wees before... sigh

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)

Yeah, that's such an obvious joke.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

gleeful

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

ah!

now I get it! Thanks.

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enceladus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

erm

yes they have dude
/oblivious to sarcasm

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

or have they

or.... or... SHUTUP

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

your mum

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

I know you are

but what am I

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

I'm waiting for the Puu jokes.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

lordsaccharine

sod you... if i cant do a quick gag and spend 1 min of my time filling up this not funny site then go and take the pc or lap top that you are currently wasting your life with and poke it up your self-righteous rectum

(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

welcome to the interent

it realy isn't worth getting upset about

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

oooh

somebody not had their reddy brek

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

again?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

Hahahah!!

I'll slip this one in, too, then.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)

Also:

You'd better get 'shopping on this one too

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

as i said to a mate tonight

chill, laugh along with the joke.

the main difference i can spot between your cotdeath and dave's anne franking machine is that you've posted it several times in the last few months, whereas there's at least two months between each of those postings.

stop getting so uptight about things, you'll live longer

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)

I'm not uptight at all!

Did I not laugh at dbroon's 'shop of my cotdeath strip?
I think you're just expecting me to overreact and taking my reaction to be as such.
I assure you, I'm fine :]

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

ooooh dear

i did laugh at it too, hence the pfft. Was being 'fun' sarcastic not 'you're a cunt' sarcastic, sorry if it came across as such. Am fluffeh really.

I genuinely liked the pic.

I can't put this MacBook in my bum, it's the missus and she'd smash my face.

relax guy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

hehehe!

bloody expensive scales, really what is the point?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

It means you can exercise without having to go into the outside world.

Which, as we know, is plagued with dangers.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

what ever happened to jogging on the spot

it was huge fun to watch girls jogging on the spot.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

I'm sure you can convince them to try that on their new wii boards.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

they've done it again

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

*That's excellent*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

Hahah

*click*

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

you have tiny, misshapen feet.

in fact, i suspect you are a goat.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

we're all lovely.

background fever

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sooperdave, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

how lovely

woo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

Woo

the 6 is great

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

the 3 is going

"I 'ate you Butler!!!!"

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

i like one best

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

sixist

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

How humble!

Clearly the greater, yet he's the one saying they're all equal!

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Rico, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

aaw

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

AWWW

*click*

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

i beg to differ

i am without doubt more equal than others.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)

napoleon?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

Nelson?!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

nah!

too french.

animal farm ftw, not the book, the dvd.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

napoleon was one of the pigs in animal farm

not the porn one, the original

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

i had that book in my english lit' o'level

that and english language, which i got when i was 14, are the extent of my school qualifications.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

qualifications are all very well, if you need them

experience and skill are far more useful in the long term

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

QUICK RUN NUMBER SIX!

SEVEN EIGHT NINE! CANANANABALLS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

yay!

superdave is super, yes

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spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

thanks

spacefish is spacey.

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sooperdave, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

this also is so

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spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

Ah,

that explains my Maths GCSE result then.

(tomsk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

Personally I find 1 and 3 a bit odd.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

i'm tempted to agree, but i'm irrational.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

let's dance

cfb

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

You're doing some rather disturbing stuff today.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

what's more disturbing are the sauce images

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

It's your hard drive I feel sorry for.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)

hahahahahahaha

he still manages to look evil though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

It's the dark circles around the eyes.

And the perma-leer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

it's the premature ageing caused by tapping the dark side too much

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

That had never occurred to me,

but you're right, he looks just like the emperor. No wonder he's so scary.

(tomsk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

are you serious?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

Yeah, never made the connection before.

To be honest, I don't think about the pope very often. Or Star Wars.

(tomsk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

*dances the blues*

woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

they do it over here^

but they don't do it there v

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

Yes we do.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

thankyou

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

haha!

Not sure that red goes with his outfit.

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enceladus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

he wears red prada shoes

fact.
www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,1765622,00.html

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

so he does!

"cassock wars" - haha...

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enceladus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

i only just found out

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)

YES!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

he must be blind.

his shoes clash with his cloak.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

a subtle one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

hahahaha

subtle

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

Very subtle!

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

hahaha

that took me ages to spot. nice one

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boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

haha...

he's doing it in the road, the cheeky scamp!

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enceladus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)

Compo this

hard...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)

oops!

cheers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

Fun for all the family*

*for about 20 seconds.

(yartek branched the timeline on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

hahahahahahahah

excellent.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

ClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClick

ClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClick

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

Hahahaha! Marvelous!

I love this! :D

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

Yay!

Just saw the repeat then!? I did, classic Dr.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

And it had Darling in it.

Let's not forget Darling. Or Percy, indeed.

Shut up, Percy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

i woke up 2 minutes before it was on last night, so not all of the first half made sense

need to watch it again i think

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

it's on the bbc iplayer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

i'll probably torrent it anyway :O

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

ah damn,

I was going to do Oood wants to be a millionaire but I guess you've gone and pipped it :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

hahaha very nice indeed *clicks*

have a small pearoast

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

Hahaha! Noice!

They are one of my fave creatures of the new series, tho that last episode, tho interesting and pretty, was a little lacking in subtleties, to say the least.

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

Brilliant!

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nhojjohn, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

Watch out Hulk!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

My money is on hulk.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

Yeah!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)

Yes, the time has come for my 5000th post!

And on my b3taday too! NSFA

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)

hahahahaha nice one

you cheeky minx

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

honestly,

he thinks the wow shines out of his arse!

Woo and congratulations

READY MY GNOME PLUG! WE'RE GOING IN!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

Eep!!

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

hush now

daddy's going to work!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

Wow indeed!

...and a happy b3taday too

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enceladus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

God help me

I can't see an undercarriage without wanting to tickle it. JUMP my pretty.

Congratulations!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

I would probably let you too! ;)

Thankyou, I'm very proud...

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

NOM NOM NOM

nom nom nom

*would

*does

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

Careful now!

;)

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

*tapes

*Profits

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)

There's a lot of eyes flying around here.

This is a brown eye.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

Hahahaha!

*winks*

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

I'm an engineer.

I sometimes refer to it as the 'BrownSocket'

Oh, how we LOL...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

oh christ

congratulations

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

3 years, 3000 posts

nicely arranged :)

i just realised i missed my 2000, 42 posts ago. what a pity.

edit: ~~3000~~ 5000

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boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

hahahaahahahahaha

brilliant congratulations!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

which lucky person gots to photo that?

I hope you had a tripod

(not a euphimism)

woo on the posts, just not too excited by the picture though :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

It's ok,

we believe you!

And I do indeed have a tripod! Not a euphimism...

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

I prefer

the term 'Kickstand' thank you.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

ARSE!

'grats!
Happy b3taday!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

congrats, wendy. nice ass.

(o. williams).

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

I have no idea what you're on about,

but thanx anyway big feller! :D

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

I think

he was having a 'scrubs' moment.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

Hello, have an eye

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boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

Eye eye! :D

(

..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)

Have a jap's eye. (nsfw.)

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

words do not exist for how wrong that picture is

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

that's probably why it's given me a lob on

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)

that's not a picture of a jap's eye!

i expect it to be pointed towards me, otherwise it's just an erect cock.

:)

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boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

Ear Cataracts?

Sorry. Just watching the Baftas.

Hello.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

i've managed to miss the whole ear-cataracts thing

i know it's from harry hill but living abroad and all means i've not seen harry hill for 18 months or so.

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boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)

nice eye, have one by return

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

ooh

that's very nice

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boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

please find mine attached:

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

*bends the rules*

this has an eye in it

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

your animations are ace

(

boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

haha thank you, I like your eye very much

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

thank you

i've been starting trying to draw again recently. currently results look surprisingly good and nothing like reality. so i drew an eye instead of a person. much safer :)

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boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

fuck me

even though i've seen this before
i am still in awe

that and your other rotoscopy jobbies ate just fab

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

woo to yours, have a pixel eye

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

thank you

one of these days i shall try my hand at pixel art. but it won't be today because i'd just make myself look silly.

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boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

it is awfully fun when you get it right

and a cunt when you don't

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

i don't think i'd get it right so i'll leave it to you

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boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

Can I join the eye party?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

everyone is welcome

in the eye party

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boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

omfg

hammers, electrified mega tonne hammers

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

that is a skullfucking orgy just waiting to happen.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

Chortle!

Are they all lizards then? I never knew they could regenerate heads tho! ;)

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

i've stayed well out of this challenge

and posts like this are why, because there's no way i could compete :)

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boris the spider, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

you're bloody obsessed!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

i made the source psd and i'm going to bloody well use it now!

:)

edit: i made one earlier, then for some unknown reason, flattened all the layers before i tried to animate it
i swore profusely

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)

haha!

I could watch that all day...

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enceladus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

My first image in fucking yonks.

Inspired by a chat on /talk I give you.....

Fishmongers

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

*SPANG SPANG SPANG*

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)

I like the one on the left

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

I'm thinking that 'monger eel' may be my next pic in the 'animal spackers' series.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

I will wait paitently for it

(I cant spell)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

I think I'll patent it aswell. So he has to pay me to draw it.

HA!

(No, you really can't spell.)

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

Do you mean

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

IT'S

AN INVENTION.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

I thought that, actually

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

hahahaha

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

SPESHUL!!

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

simple and direct

thank god Microsoft give away Paint or else simple ideas could not be a reality.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

I actually did that in Teal.

A free mac paint clone.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

and yet it looks so MSPainty

wow.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

There's another really good one...

...called paintbrush. Should be easy to find, and it's free.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)

I like your new blog

I think I might try and create internet havoc just to see my name up in lights.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

You're a horrible bully.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

I'm a total stranger to it

so it might prove difficult to achieve.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

haha thats good

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

It's so special

it doesn't need a driver!

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

He's on the other side of the bus.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

Damn

I didn't read the comment above me.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

Is he special too?

I'd love to see a mong-driven bus.

Going away from me of course. Although I'd probably be in it..

*spacks*

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

he drives the other bus?

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who's driving? Orange spack doesn't look qualified.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

HELP

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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

While we're here...

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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

Heheheh

(

ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

hahaha, lovely.

you have the source piccie for that?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

Sure. Hold on...

images.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=hair+peace&btnG=Search+Images

;O)

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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

hahahahaha most woo

*click*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

Make tea not love

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

haha.

milk? sugar?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

yes

and 2 please

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

oo yes!

a man after my own heart on the tea front.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

tea FTW!!

that is all

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

That sounds like the premise to a terrible war film.

"He's fighting for my heart, on the great tea front.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)

pfft!

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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

real lols.

i watched allo allo today..god it's bad.
but this picture makes it all better.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

I tried so hard to think of a decent joke for that one,

but I just couldn't come up with anything I liked...

This works tho! ;)

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

meh...

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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

ahahaha

all good matey

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

hoho!

...and the "Help" ones are great, too!

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enceladus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)

hmmm.. what should I do for my 3000th post? not long now...

largerer

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)

hahahaha

nice

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)

skull fuck a nun

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)

^this

with bells on

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)

get nude, obv

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

not sure if that is in the public interest...

what with me being 37 later on this year...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

hahahahahaahaha

older than me! older than me!

it's these little victories that make life worthwhile.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

ah but to maintain the victory you have to die fist

cos if I die first you will eventually overtake me

(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

which makes me an excellent choice of bodyguard, don't you think?

(

mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

this has the makings

of a hollywood blockbuster film

Starring Keanu Reeves and Les Battersby

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

wha'ts yr point

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

a bit droopy by the sound of it

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)

oh go on then

*will see what I can whip up.

ahem.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

you can always photoshop it!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

hahahaha

excellent

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)

Doctor now?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)

oh yes.

bingwings kept calling me Dr last night.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

haha

nicely

Go for a run, naked - then document the events later on

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

From prison.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

Teehee!

I'm about 7 away from my 5000th, which my be making an appearance tonight, way things are goin...

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

aha,

happy b3taday

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

Ah fank U!

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

Nekkid tiem!

'ning everyone

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

I should say Howdy Doo :-)

all fine wit' choo?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

The signs were there all along...

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Grampa, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

oh dear god thats revolting.

but brilliant.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

Hahahahah

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

Top spong

;)

hello the board

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

hello sir

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

oh fuck, he's found us

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

pffft

actual tea moniter relations there!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

JEALOUS 66666666666666

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

I didn't laugh :(

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

kill yourself then?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

*sucks teefs*

Can we do that?

Well, I laughed anyway! :D

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

Bloody hell, that's scary :D

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

thats horrible

eewwww

if anyone is interested www.sureradio.com for my radio show =) (spamspamspam)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

I'm listening tonight, again.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

great stuff

its all about to kick off

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

Yaaaay

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

Is that you live? (great music)

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

it is indeed :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)

by lots of switch

does it mean the song by the legend that is will smith repeated lots?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

christ i hope not

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)

thats a no then

I wont be tuning in then
Bremner bird and fortune is on

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

how did your gig go?

i couldn't make it in the end sadly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)

WE WON!!!!!!

Into the final!
This friday in the foundry I think (may be the fusion)
Gonna be wicked bad!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

well done man

i'll try and get down for it. whats the band called?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

and fourier transforms

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

cool i'll definatly get down if i can talk ladywoman into it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)

sweet more people

theres a club night afterwards aswell
and good chance to see some pretty good bands

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)

that's a sick name for a band

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)

thanks

I didnt come up with it tho
Im just the drummer

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

I forgot to post last week's, sorry...

But if you click the picture you can see this week's and last week's...

(palma shofu Mmm... Weekly free cartoons.. www.palmashofu.co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

that was rather

dull

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

Well I liked it.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

I like them too.

In fact, I signed up for the mailing list when it first started.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

your sig made me giggle

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

your sig make me laugh too

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

YAY

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

YARRRRRR

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

RAR!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

HOOO HAAAAA

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

lol, website

quite.. stressful

I feel all stressed now

edit: actually, no, click for bigger, then it's marginally bigger and then click for actually legible

this website fail! sorry

I'll make you a nice cup of tea tho if you want as a commiseration

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

It's fine for me!

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

well, I'm full of hate generally

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

I wasn't, I was full of love for humankind...

Now I'm off on a killing spree.

(palma shofu Mmm... Weekly free cartoons.. www.palmashofu.co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

^This is the story of Harold Shipman

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

They're fairly clever

but not that funny. Sorry.

In other news: I have a Bowie quiz almost ready for deploying. My questions are: Did you all like the Beatles one enough for me to do a proper series? What improvements could I make? And which artists would you like to see done?

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

Anyone?

I'm guessing this means it's not that popular...

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

Well, it's a fairly clever idea...

But not that interesting. Sorry.

(palma shofu Mmm... Weekly free cartoons.. www.palmashofu.co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

pfft

(Mr._Pickles, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

haha

That's fair enough. I did like the Brown puppet master one, though.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

arf

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

I did like the beatles one, but I don't like the beatles anyway, so I didn't get any.

But Pink Floyd would be a good one to do, providing you don't just use the art associated with the songs themselves, of course.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

I'm not big on Beatles either

Which is why I thought of doing
1) Bowie
2) more.

Pink Floyd is a good suggestion, though, ta!

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

I would also suggest Incubus, if you can do anything with them.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

That's somewhat unlikely

At this rate it looks like I won't do any more anyway. It seems I've overestimated the potential popularity of my work.

As I've done the Bowie one , I'll post that one anyway.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

My Gimposaurus comic strip isn't popular,

but I post it anyway for the people who DO like it. Besides, they're fun to make.
Don't not do things you want to just because some people don't like them - there will always be some who DO like them.
If they don't want to see it, then they don't have to. If you don't make and post it, the people who do want to see it can't.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

Gimposaurus?

I've not seen it, where can I?

(palma shofu Mmm... Weekly free cartoons.. www.palmashofu.co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

Work your way up from past archives, the first one is "Gimposaurus Builds a Treehouse"

canitouchthekitty.blogspot.com/

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

Thing is

There's not many who *do* want to see it. This makes it a bit of a waste of time.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

Well if just one person wants to see something I made, it's worthwile.

I made a digital painting of my friend that I am immensely proud of, but she wouldn't let me post it because she didn't like the original picture, even though she did like what I made using it.
Just because she liked it, I don't midn that I can't post it anywhere. It wasn't a waste of time because one person enjoyed it.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

That's different

A picture of a friend is a much more personal thing. This is more of a general audience thing. And trust me, if there's only one person who likes something you've done, it's probably not that good. (Not referring to your KillerKitti pic, as you haven't shown it to anyone else for anyone else to be able to like it/not like it)

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

Ah, but I didn't make it FOR her, I made it because I wanted to try out my digital painting skills.

And the fact that she didn't like the original, and liked what I did with it is pretty good going.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

Er...

It's on the "popular" page. It got shitloads of replies. Mine included. What more do you want? Don't be too precious about one flipping post...

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enceladus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

Needs more monocle.

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Grampa, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

Yay :D

I enjoyed this in my inbox ^_^

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

I was expecting click for big

not click for fail.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

I really don't get what's wrong with it?

*confused*

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

it's spam

we shouldn't have to go to a website in order to see the image... regardless of whether the site is good or not

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Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

Really? Spam?

I can cope with the artistic criticism, but the only reason I link to my website is cos the pictures are too wide to post. If someone can give me a better way to post them, i'd be happy to do it...

(palma shofu Mmm... Weekly free cartoons.. www.palmashofu.co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

Well he didn't post last week's,

it's just easier to link to the page with the rest of them on, isn't it?
And in reply to mofaha, he didn't say it WAS click for big, he said it was click to see the last one too.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

Board seems rather mean tonight.

Impending monday morning syndrome?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

Don't want to waste a thread on a board as lightning-fast as this one.

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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)

very nice.

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d d, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

hahahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

That makes the album 110% better.

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ClanSoul, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

hahaha

wasn't this a compo a while back?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

Extending album art, yes,

was one of my fave compos!

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

say, happy b3taday

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

Y fank U

I'm rather enjoying it! 3 years, jeez...

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

lol

Ringo has Marge Simpson's body?

Did she draw this?

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Rico, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

Well I liked them

More of this sort of thing

:-)

(Mr._Pickles, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

Ok, some people don't like the cartoon...

Is this more the level you're looking for?

(palma shofu Mmm... Weekly free cartoons.. www.palmashofu.co.uk, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

I'll stick with your cartoons.

But cheers.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

lolsters

I do like this but I gather that some of the nazier members of the board aren't too pleased with the picture linking to your website.

Maybe the best thing to avoid their wrath in the future is to show your cartoon in full size, then have a link to your site below the image so the people who liked it can visit the site and view your other work. That way everyone's happy!

Except me. I'm never happy.

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Rico, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

Have a Sunday sea monsker :D

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

Oh fucking WOW

that's ace and I want one for a pet.

I'll call him Mick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

how about breeding a giant one with hollow bones that could carry a crew

a living suddermarine FTW

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

Nooo, the poor precious, I imagine it'd hurt

when we wandered around.

Nah, I only want him to be about 30 foot long, not big enough for peoples. Awwwwww ittle Mick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

just big enough for eating peoples

but only ones that you don't like, obviously

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

Exactly.

But the rest of the time he is a lovely cuddly thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

*writes all this down*

I'll get right on it!

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

\o/

Top bloke.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

so, you don't like little people?

*hides in the corner*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

I'm not big myself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

Then watch out for that hideous monster!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

thats just phenomenal, well done

but im afraid i'll have to kill it with hammers

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

^all of this

but it's better if the hammers are on fire first

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

they usually are!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

Hmm...

*fetches milking stool*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

\o/

*awaits results*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

about half a pint of creamy goodness

and a very nasty nip on the shoulder.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

that's enough for a few cuppa's

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

you'll have to brew up

on account of me having lost an arm

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

cor blimey! lost an arm!

is this some kind of musichall gag from 1943 ?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

I should have put nipples on it

in anticipation of this reply...

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

how very impolite of me...

batty b3taday to you sir...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

Y Fank U

Rather fun, isn't it? :D

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

No Worries....

You deserve to have a "Hippy Bird-Day"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

Thanks very much,

*feeds it flowers and muesli...

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

thats not a hippy bird its a gay parrot

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

He looks like he's had a cock-a-too

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

haha! well done!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

can it be milked?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

EVERYTHING can be milked

it's just knowing what to pull on

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

Dairyman's challenge is a go!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

dairymen around the world have just started competing for the prized Golden Churn

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

I bet they are beating themselves into a frenzy to fill that churn!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

wow

thats amazing!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

woo fear

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

that's good

but have you got anything with longer ears, it can sit on the side of the speed boat

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

I have no idea what it is

But I want one!

Nicely done.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

How does it smell?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

Very well, thankyou

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

Ace!

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Grampa, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

can i have him please

he's ace

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

Do you have a bigger version please :-D

I'd like to have a nosey.

I'm seeing a seal, a rhino and a spider in the mix....

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

I don't I'm afraid, but your guesses are accurate,

I do tend to do stuff for b3ta purely sized for the board

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

Hello baby

Awesome Softcell song:
youtube.com/watch?v=_U2nLlWJ0mI&feature=related

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)

**adds to list of things that are never going up my ass**

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

Peers over shoulder

at the list of things that can....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

and what else is on this list

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

well, for a start, it looks like Dixon isn't

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

anything made of glass

anything that is alive
anything called clive
anything unlubricated
the list goes on but those are important ones

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

Sooo, a dead duck covered in ky?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

provided its not called clive, i guess thats cool

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

okey dokey, you're the boss

*buttslams with a mallard

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

**grimaces** ooooof! i hope your going to pull that out when you're done!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

why pull it out when it's more fun to get you sent to casuality and explain how you had to sit down suddenly while cleaning out the duckpond?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

i'd prefer to say it just flew in there when i was reinacting goatse for a history tour

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

INFLATE THE DUCK!

get my pump

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

Where do I deliver the bill?

fnarr, fnarr...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

what's wrong with glass?

and clive?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

thats primarily for bottles and broken glass

bottles can apparently get very stuck in your ass and you have to drill in the bottom to equalise the pressure and remove them,
and broken glass is unpleasant.
all clives shouldnt be allowed in orifices FACT!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

getting picky already,,,

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

fire ants

blasting jelly
power tools
cement powder

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

those are on twice, once individually and once as a combination of horrific pain

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

depends on the power tool attachment

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

what's wrong with pancakes?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

getting them outs a pain in the ass

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

not if you get a local first

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

i am not putting pancakes in my ass, regardless of the level of aneastetic im on!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

that's what everyone says...

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

...but when they try it they always like it

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

i have a one litre bottle of that id glide stuff

**adds to list of things that are definately going up my ass**

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

im so glad i'm not the only b3tan with such a list hehehe

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

I rather like to be surprised ;)

figging ftw!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

i dont quite understand how that would of been discovered personally

but people do weird shit

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

it was an accident!

I was naked, cleaning the top shelf of my kitchen, and I fell. Right onto that large chunk of peeled ginger.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

you know about figging too?

I've got some ginger, wanna go?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

I always hang around the ginger root basket at the local shop

trying to figure out who's buying it for legit reasons. It's always a great conversation starter!

_{some of the content of this post might not be entirely true}

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

pfffft

same with cucumbers, butternut squash, aubergines etc etc

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

slippy slippy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

1 liter O_o

is it "chair" on top of the list?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

Oh god

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

lol

Is that Noel's?

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Rico, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

isn't it nice... sugar and spice...

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

it's on my local's jukebox

for some unknown reason. I play it every other weekend :-)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

i was actually introduced to the song many many years ago by my lady

strange that i'd never really listened to much soft cell before then apart from the really obvious stuff, given my 80s music fixation

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

Bloody hell

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

nice transparency work

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

haha nice!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)

...

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drunkenoaf, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

That's never enough lube!

(there may not BE enough lube)

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

come now

surely that must be,

a little goes a long way,
To help a lot go the wrong way!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

I'm just guessing on the size compared to the average size of gnomes

tho I guess goatse could manage it, with room for an arm probably...

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..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

i had a dream about a gnomebuttplug

i think it also involved the goatse :S

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

seckseh

nocturnal emitothon!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

Right...now to get back to my essay.

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

Haha! Yes!

That is brilliant :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

Corr. Much better than mine.

Would've been even better if it was in the original thread, you dick.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

Christ, that's excellent.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

\o/

This and the original are super.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)

Aaah cool.

Next comp: Colour a Walrus Man sketch.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)

I would quite like to publish a colouring book one day.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

I would buy it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

Colouring FTW!

www.b3ta.com/board/8303074

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

Well, someone had to do it...

Apologies to Walrus and Clone for desecrating your fine work of art!!

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Rico, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

Pfffffffffffffft

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

^ What he said....

* Logged on
* Saw this
* lol (at lot)

"Now is a good time!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

what ho!

fantastic!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

YAY

here is mine coloured by touchpad

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

fuck. touchpad?

really? that's amazing.

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

I owe it all to magic wand.

Otherwise it'd look as if a three year old had done it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

Haha!

That is awesome!
Nice one :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

hahah

that's the best version of 2001 A Space Odissey cartoon's opening scene!

how rude: this is properly ace!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

Pearoast...

www.b3ta.com/board/8301152

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

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