
and the little naked man turn signals
real futuristic
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real futuristic

i would like to explore space/the ocean in one of these.
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i would be driving one about right now
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i shall offer my services as science officer, tea maker and ship's bike.
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oooooooooooooommmmmMMMMMMNNNnnnnnaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaAAAAHHHH!!!
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I really like your steampunk stuff as well, it reminds me of Ron Cobb.
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it descends into discussion of nipples?
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i want nipples that are erect with wanton abandon!
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wear a cardie and sip ovaltine. It's a known fact that his were the first nipples to write a letter of complaint to the BBC!
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well, i'm sure they would enjoy being rubbed up against the inside of that cardie..
*goes for a quick "lie down"*
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*goes for a quick "lie down"*

In other news my xbox has bricked and so I cant watch firefly
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There has not been a decent games console since the SNES.
And there hasn't been a decent game since Cool Spot!
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And there hasn't been a decent game since Cool Spot!

it failed because:
It didn't support DVDs
It was very hard to copy games
If it weren't for those two things, it would have been huge.
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It didn't support DVDs
It was very hard to copy games
If it weren't for those two things, it would have been huge.

Shops were actually advising people against Dreamcast in favour of PS2.
I'd say the PSOne was a superb console as well. People look down on the Sony systems because of their stigma, but beyond your Tomb Raiders there were shitloads of great, innovative titles.
But yes, SNES best so far.
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I'd say the PSOne was a superb console as well. People look down on the Sony systems because of their stigma, but beyond your Tomb Raiders there were shitloads of great, innovative titles.
But yes, SNES best so far.

Back in the day when games where fun.
Actually, this is partly why I like the 360 - the downloadable games are proper classics
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Actually, this is partly why I like the 360 - the downloadable games are proper classics

Im not spending almost £300 on a console that wont have any good games for ages.
I already did that with the 360
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I already did that with the 360

C.O.D. 4
GT Prologue
G.T.A IV
Drakes Fortune
Motorstorn
coming soon
LEGO Indiana Jones
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Haze
Killzone2
Resident Evil 5
LittleBigPlanet
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GT Prologue
G.T.A IV
Drakes Fortune
Motorstorn
coming soon
LEGO Indiana Jones
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Haze
Killzone2
Resident Evil 5
LittleBigPlanet

I use my Xbox for watching movies and my one has just borked as well.
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Now you're saying I have to buy another one? What sense does that make?!
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stick Power DVD or some such thing on your PC and hey presto!
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and useful for cutting up films. The main point is that I have an expensive brick that does nothing sitting by my tv and im peeved
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This is why I use a PC for gaming. I can fix it when it goes wrong, which reminds me - I have 2GB of memory to add to one of my machines today.
Does it start at all? Any power? You've probably done it already, but try changing the fuse in the plug, just in case.
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Does it start at all? Any power? You've probably done it already, but try changing the fuse in the plug, just in case.

and a common one, so it should be free to fix.
I play most games on my PC, but consoles can have good stuff
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I play most games on my PC, but consoles can have good stuff


www.b3ta.com/talk/4925549
(more about it a few threads down)
Ta!
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(more about it a few threads down)
Ta!

it means the website isn't there any more
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how's you? i'm freezing after falling asleep on the couch with the window open. again.
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I am cold due to the fan blowing at me.
But it's drying my hair, before I go to my dad's with Grace :]
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But it's drying my hair, before I go to my dad's with Grace :]

you two seem to be joined at the hip lately! it was my mum and dad's wedding anniversary last night, so we went and had a 15-course dim sum banquet. i was so stuffed when i got home that i flaked out halfway through day of the dead!
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Grace is stunned at my dad talking to me via msn. :]
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i barely speak to my dad when he's in the same room as me!
also, wtf does chufty peaches mean?
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also, wtf does chufty peaches mean?

A couple of posh blokes were playing pool, and one of them shouted "Chufty bloody peaches, Rupey!" when the other made a nice shot.
Mum and her friends erupted in laughter.
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Mum and her friends erupted in laughter.

it's weird how sayings become part of family language. if something drastic happens anywhere near me, my brother and my older sister, one of us will always say "the water's turned green and all the fish are dead!"
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Whenever someone mentions salmon, we shout "YOU TOLD ME THAT WAS CHICKEN!"
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if anyone else is there, they're prawns. if it's just me and my sister, they're prowns. i can't remember how it got started, but we've been saying it for years!
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'ning all
Have some cute bird stuff birdcam.mission74.com/
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Have some cute bird stuff birdcam.mission74.com/

trouble is I can't think of any plot lines that don't involve him just threatening violence and shouting CUNT at other woodland creatures
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nice one btw!

*giggles* Dinglebottom!
Also yays I've just had the B3ta scientists come back to me and the London bash is officially the biggest bash in B3ta history!:D
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Also yays I've just had the B3ta scientists come back to me and the London bash is officially the biggest bash in B3ta history!:D

you useless shit.
Woo yay and hoopla!
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Woo yay and hoopla!

I'm branching out into new avenues of multimedia in an attempt to offend even more internet users
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bzzzZZZzzzZZzbzZZZBzZZZzZlolololOLOLOLOLlOLOLOLBzzzzZZzZzZZZLOLollOLOLOLOLbZzzZzZZZZbzzZzZzZZzZZzz
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this may turn into some kind of crappy webcomic. Or not.

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Super squirrel and her Rapidly deploying titanium titties!!
FIGHTING CRIME!!!!!!
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FIGHTING CRIME!!!!!!

maybe if it wasn't 5am I'd be more enthusiastic
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![Challenge Entry: Celebrity Mutants [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
Also: a boomstick might be recommended for this.

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wtf size monitor do you run though?
ANYWAY, gonna hit the hay, smell y'all.
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ANYWAY, gonna hit the hay, smell y'all.

It's about 10 mini pork pies from corner to corner, don't deal in inches. Night.
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Sorry.

Why do I enjoy Zelda games so much when they're so shit? Land of Hyrule now ruled by darkness. Collect these three things. Go to a temple fight a boss. Collect more things... Go to a temple. Go to Hyrule castle get Master Sword.
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It's probably because you're gay.
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I wish I could sleep.
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cancer is not a laughing matter. Even if it's on a lilo.
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Larger body attracts smaller body and smaller body attracts larger body to a lesser degree.
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i agree with you (cos your description is more precise and convincing)
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Not too large, not too small.
*thumbs up*
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*thumbs up*

I remember this from before I went to sleep.
It would seem I didn't sleep much.
/hungover blog
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It would seem I didn't sleep much.
/hungover blog

but seeing as I've just spent most of the last 6 hours making this you can have it.
been a while since I did the planet thing. This is about 60% of actual size simply because I have nowhere to host the 6MB image. ( it took up 2.3GB on the scratch disk )
Anyway, enjoy. Totally from scratch.

Click for bigger (883kB)
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been a while since I did the planet thing. This is about 60% of actual size simply because I have nowhere to host the 6MB image. ( it took up 2.3GB on the scratch disk )
Anyway, enjoy. Totally from scratch.

Click for bigger (883kB)

'i shall save them for i am chris de burgh'
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It took five or six repeats to realise he was saying "or combing their lovely hair".
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It really does sound like that if you listen to it again though.
I still think The Leg of Time is brilliant.
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I still think The Leg of Time is brilliant.

I look like a fucking tosser in a flat cap. I have Southern Girl hair. For SHAME.
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Leg of time - muse.cream.org/bill/bewild12.mp3
Site with the CD and loads of other audio and video clips - muse.cream.org/bill/bewilder.html
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Site with the CD and loads of other audio and video clips - muse.cream.org/bill/bewilder.html

As I'm nil by ear at the moment, due to the time.
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Bill Bailey and his tortoise used to live next door to me.
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Shaped exactly like a dog with a hyperrealisting RealDog (tm) smell.
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It's Hammersmith, you know? People hardly ever talk and it's been years. We both still have places in Hammersmith but not next door to each other and neither of us are there much.
The tortoise was called Dolly I think.
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The tortoise was called Dolly I think.

living next door to someone for years but never speak more than a few words to them, times have changed a lot since when (we) were little. Sometimes i think it's more a london thing, but it isn't really. it's wider than that
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he seems to have a list
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...als very woo, but post in a new thread for this kind of material.]
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Fucking woo.
And by that I mean the kind of fucking that takes the top of your head off and makes you think you might die, but you're not too worried.
Bloody hell.
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And by that I mean the kind of fucking that takes the top of your head off and makes you think you might die, but you're not too worried.
Bloody hell.

I'm quite pleased with it. It took me nearly an hour just to make the texture to make the planet from.
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Just like you, my precious ickle bunny wabbity wunny pie.
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I am on the lurk though, due to having chats.
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Don't mind me. I shall be off soon as I slink into my 8th day of sobriety and no smoking.
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I swear I can make out ET in the shape of the land on that there planet.
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I might have to kill you now, in mindless vengeance.
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I enjoy those sort of distractions. It's been years since I was allowed to kill anyone.
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That's just too good to sink down the board without proper recognition.
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I'll post it on devart tomorrow. It's just that even though I know it's totally shit for b3ta after all the hard work I just had to post it somewhere to consider it finished.
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points to note:
1. Jupiter spot in middle
2. Luscious water, beautiful yet cold looking and probably full of heavy metals. No heavy petting in the alien wasser!
3. The planet has what looks like africa at the forefront, maybe representing the origin of life?
4. Star glare looks like a christian cross
5. Top of planet has 2 eyes and a smiley face, with one eye being that of a cat.
to summarize, woooo!!
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1. Jupiter spot in middle
2. Luscious water, beautiful yet cold looking and probably full of heavy metals. No heavy petting in the alien wasser!
3. The planet has what looks like africa at the forefront, maybe representing the origin of life?
4. Star glare looks like a christian cross
5. Top of planet has 2 eyes and a smiley face, with one eye being that of a cat.
to summarize, woooo!!

that you have taken enough drugs.
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just vodka n the odd bit of malibu this evening, ie alchohol. praps it should take more than that to start seeing such things
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/bangs to Pantera's "Fucking Hostile"
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But it eludes me, like a prism in the breeze.
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Surely he looks like the face of rationality..

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I watched the film 'gremlins' for the first time yesterday. this reminds me of it.
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So they do their 5 second Fox shpeil, condensing a complex situation into simple neo-con orientated world view, Daily mail style. Expect their segment to be over... They do not how ever expect british style 24hr news, who will flog any story for all its worth for the fear that they will really run out of news..god forbid they report the things Euronews does!..
So its quite funny to watch Fox News reporters constantly trying to throw it back to the anchor. Its especialy funny as every sentance they say ends with the name of the anchor...
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So its quite funny to watch Fox News reporters constantly trying to throw it back to the anchor. Its especialy funny as every sentance they say ends with the name of the anchor...

they often mention fox's over the top way of portraying news, think they did a fox birthday special the other week/month
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'The Colbert Report' is also great satire japes.
Toodle pip.
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Toodle pip.

It's beyond genius.
Doooooooooooooo I hear 21..21.....21?
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Doooooooooooooo I hear 21..21.....21?

"I'll punch a donkey on the streets of Galway"
Scott Walker is a genius...
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Scott Walker is a genius...

I could go on, it's a doorway to another level of perception.
I spent several months doing nothing but listening to those two albums and smoking weed, it turned me into;
misterree.deviantart.com/gallery/
:D
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I spent several months doing nothing but listening to those two albums and smoking weed, it turned me into;
misterree.deviantart.com/gallery/
:D

That happens to me less frequently now I'm off the MJ.
I've been drinking more tho, to compensate.
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I've been drinking more tho, to compensate.

What does exist? What doesn't exist? Do invisible teapots not exist? Can they be proven not to exist?
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Took me a few months to get over that one, I'll not be doing them again....
Well not for a while anyways.
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Well not for a while anyways.

He said it just made him feel like he didn't exist.
Now as someone who has never taken them I doubt am in a place to comment, but even I feel like my brain is hardwired enough to realise the basic principles of Descartes regardless of my state of mind.
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Now as someone who has never taken them I doubt am in a place to comment, but even I feel like my brain is hardwired enough to realise the basic principles of Descartes regardless of my state of mind.

he got it into his head that if he swallowed his feet he could disappear into an alternate plane of reality.
we all had a good laugh watching him flopping around on the floor like a twat until he chucked up all over his mum's Sharpe dvd box set.
true story.
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we all had a good laugh watching him flopping around on the floor like a twat until he chucked up all over his mum's Sharpe dvd box set.
true story.

And I mean Echoeing as in the way that sound does, kind of difficult to explain, but mushrooms do confuse your senses somewhat.
Anyhoo,I've known of Descartes philosophies for a long time, but that's the first time I had ever really considered them as being a possibility.
I still believe that there is a fine line between existence and non-existence but I now don't give so much of a fuck, and as such am much happier.
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Anyhoo,I've known of Descartes philosophies for a long time, but that's the first time I had ever really considered them as being a possibility.
I still believe that there is a fine line between existence and non-existence but I now don't give so much of a fuck, and as such am much happier.

I annoy said people by replying "Time is an abstract concept, created by man to explain the cause and effect nature of linear events in an otherwise hostile and unpredictable universe."
As you can imagine I'm great fun at parties..
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As you can imagine I'm great fun at parties..

If you did it regularly then yeah, it'd get annoying, but if it's just to random folk or irritating colleagues then it's alright.
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I don't remember him doing that in his set. Because I actually took that from a really early, must have been late eighties/early ninties Stewart Lee routine.
Although I used my own time description because I have some philosophic credibilty.
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Although I used my own time description because I have some philosophic credibilty.

But I do also enjoy the comedy stylings of Mr Lee so could possibly have got the two confused.
They are both very clever comics.]
The more I think about it though the more I can hear SL saying it.
Hmmm, I'll have to root out my old dvds.
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They are both very clever comics.]
The more I think about it though the more I can hear SL saying it.
Hmmm, I'll have to root out my old dvds.

It's a really old one though, and I've never heard that joke other than in this single video.
Although he only occasionally reuses his old stuff as his jokes tend to be far longer and more elaborate these days.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5V8kWRhzwM
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Although he only occasionally reuses his old stuff as his jokes tend to be far longer and more elaborate these days.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5V8kWRhzwM

I have seen him a couple of times recently, once a couple of months ago on the 40th best standup tour, and maybe 2-3 years ago on the stand up comedian tour.
Also I bumped into him in Tesco in Edinburgh, but I'm fairly certain he didn't say it to me then.
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Also I bumped into him in Tesco in Edinburgh, but I'm fairly certain he didn't say it to me then.

I've only seen him in person once and that wasn't standup. It was his short lived fringe play monologue thing 'What would Judas do?'
Although I did email him to which he actually replied personally, it almost made me sad that he is so unknown by the majority that he has enough time to answer emails. Although I doubt he'd want it any other way really.
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Although I did email him to which he actually replied personally, it almost made me sad that he is so unknown by the majority that he has enough time to answer emails. Although I doubt he'd want it any other way really.

It was a pic that I did regarding something from tmwrnj, in an episode where Rich said that channel 5 had offered him a job hosting a fishing show
despite him knowing nothing about fish and purely because he has the surname Herring.
So they put together some amusing show ideas for channel 5 one of which was Hugh Fernley-Whittingstalls Huge Furry Wishing Stool.
They both seem like genuinely nice chaps.
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despite him knowing nothing about fish and purely because he has the surname Herring.
So they put together some amusing show ideas for channel 5 one of which was Hugh Fernley-Whittingstalls Huge Furry Wishing Stool.
They both seem like genuinely nice chaps.

Mike Read(Reid)'s My Creed - Television Actor Mike Read and Radio DJ Mike Reid travel the country on motorbikes challenging each other's faith.
Was this emailed to him when TMWRNJ was actually on then? Because I don't think I even had a PC then let alone internet access.
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Was this emailed to him when TMWRNJ was actually on then? Because I don't think I even had a PC then let alone internet access.

Anyway I think I must go to bed now, so no more Lee and Herring anecdotes.
Night
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Night


Is the sensation that riding a motorbike at 150mph will give you..
Believe me, you will KNOW that you are alive.
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Believe me, you will KNOW that you are alive.

You're ALL my dream, and I'm yours.
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Which ultimately means that despite what we see as physical reality, that would be reality as the both of us rooted in a form of dependancy.
Of course there is no way to know that someone else dreams or even thinks in Solipsism, but that's a different point entirely.
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Of course there is no way to know that someone else dreams or even thinks in Solipsism, but that's a different point entirely.

I may report his death, for JAPES!
Scott Walker - The Drift - Jesse
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Sat 17 May 2008, 1:19,
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Scott Walker - The Drift - Jesse

lying in a bed with a rubber mattress cover, drifting in and out of consciousness.
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Sat 17 May 2008, 1:29,
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Would be correct!
Lully slopping BTW..
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Sat 17 May 2008, 0:51,
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Lully slopping BTW..

/need to re watch the office, seen lots of us office. to the source!
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Sat 17 May 2008, 0:57,
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that's two whole lovings! (for that one) *honoured*
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And yes, he can (or at least for the sake of being a big sell out unfunny cunt, should) take several.
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It's brilliantly done though. Did you do the puc you used as well?
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would fully melt my mind right now *wants*
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N.B. I'm constantly having to come up with names of planets, people, music groups and obscure esoteric religions for my book. Does anyone want to shove their name in here(obviously depends on how plausble it would fit) so that if it ever gets published you can brag to your friends that the magenta planet named Cock-vortis is named after you. Then they can call you a liar and stop being your friend.

Plus it's a bit more individual thus giving more bragging rights.
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Rheged, er... more ancient names for the counties of northern England...
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Because they'd fit alienish personages quite well.
*notes down*
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*notes down*

Rheged might be spelt wrong...
Yorkshire dialect might be a good source.. Skeller Jannock used to be my planets name on some stupid online game...
(mean warpped justice)
Here you go.. knock your self out
www.yorkshire-dialect.org/dictionary.htm
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Yorkshire dialect might be a good source.. Skeller Jannock used to be my planets name on some stupid online game...
(mean warpped justice)
Here you go.. knock your self out
www.yorkshire-dialect.org/dictionary.htm

I was just wondering if the people of b3ta wanted something of theirs slotted into the book for prosperity.
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If not, any particular reason for the fondness?
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(which I wrote in two days during a rather heavy binging period) :D
What is your book about exactly?
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Sat 17 May 2008, 0:48,
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What is your book about exactly?

That's not particularly accurate, but I always find that summary amusing.
It's basically a poorly written Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy clone, complete with Englishman doing a bad impression of David Niven and Arthur Dent combine.
Originally it was supposed to have swathing comments on the subject of existence, fate and ambition, but then I realised I was shit at writing and made it a comedy.
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It's basically a poorly written Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy clone, complete with Englishman doing a bad impression of David Niven and Arthur Dent combine.
Originally it was supposed to have swathing comments on the subject of existence, fate and ambition, but then I realised I was shit at writing and made it a comedy.

I'm a massive douglas adams fan. I trust you'll be keeping us updated on your progress?
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This is the second draft, ie the one which is completely rewriting it and actually making it funny (although it was still supposed to partly a comedy before but ended up being an embarrassingly awful adolescent rant).
Page 62/80 currently (that's word document pages I should add) and the final word count is slowly stretching away as the thing get incrementally longer.
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Page 62/80 currently (that's word document pages I should add) and the final word count is slowly stretching away as the thing get incrementally longer.

this is doing funny things to my brain. in a good way :D
ning board!
Ed: somebody please name something for me to draw a picture of before i become too shitfaced to wield a pen.
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Sat 17 May 2008, 0:37,
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ning board!
Ed: somebody please name something for me to draw a picture of before i become too shitfaced to wield a pen.

But artistic, like.
Oh, and she needs to have a shark head.
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Oh, and she needs to have a shark head.

steve punts' punts
hi pot a noose
airwalk ---- heir walk
evening standard opens std clinic
lettings agency ----lettuce agency
tkmaxx ------tk421
the rakes (band) future music - 22 billion grand job
neuf herder
ironic bonding
broth of khan.
hope that helps someone
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hi pot a noose
airwalk ---- heir walk
evening standard opens std clinic
lettings agency ----lettuce agency
tkmaxx ------tk421
the rakes (band) future music - 22 billion grand job
neuf herder
ironic bonding
broth of khan.
hope that helps someone

I just got back from my 6th form leavers' do. :D
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Sat 17 May 2008, 0:47,
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oh god, now i feel ooooold. patronising advice from your future: brush your teeth.
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Give the spiney little cunt a chance..


mmmm bacon....
Edit: I guess that's because it is... duh!
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Sat 17 May 2008, 0:15,
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Edit: I guess that's because it is... duh!

I guess I'm gonna leave now. I think people will start getting tired of me soon. *stumbles into the darkness*
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and that'd be an anagram of *fannys*
Yes I know ie, but still.
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Yes I know ie, but still.

my lack of sense of smell?
Well, I like your picture anyway...
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Sat 17 May 2008, 0:14,
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Well, I like your picture anyway...

Or does he like the feeling of warm piss in his foundations?
woo by the way...
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woo by the way...

I'll leave this here:

/blog drinking vodka n lemodade with a bit of malibu. I name it the sloppy cunt
(edit: cropped. better. i lazy the first time around)
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Sat 17 May 2008, 0:22,
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/blog drinking vodka n lemodade with a bit of malibu. I name it the sloppy cunt
(edit: cropped. better. i lazy the first time around)

on that note, goodnight b3ta
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b3ta.com/questions/stuff_youve_overheard/post10590
do you think your dad was stoned?
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do you think your dad was stoned?

I once walked into the front room as my parents were watching The Perfect Storm just as the big wave crashed over the boat and said in amazement "That's fucking mental!" they just looked at me and I skulked off to my room.
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I think I must have been very young
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well kind off.
There was a film on tv at christmas time one year in the mid to late 80's called Fuzz Bucket, my Dad caught me trying to get my brother to switch the first letters of each word and made me look up fuck in the dictionary.
I was enlightened.
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There was a film on tv at christmas time one year in the mid to late 80's called Fuzz Bucket, my Dad caught me trying to get my brother to switch the first letters of each word and made me look up fuck in the dictionary.
I was enlightened.

well g'nite I suppose
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But I'm sodded if I'm going to trawl through my friends and fans to find out who.
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I guess it's for the best and I'm gonna post another shitty thread in a bit.
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Also the main characters in my book just had sex, sweaty sordid alien sex with tentacles*.
*lies
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*lies

I was unfanned by Sugar Spun Sister because I was pissing around with paint.
She's since turned to the dark side so I cant say that I'm too bothered.
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She's since turned to the dark side so I cant say that I'm too bothered.

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That blind girl did a better job in the Lionel Richie vid!
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Cromerty, Rockall, Fortnam: Super
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1 woo for theme, 1 yay for colouring
an a personal thumbs up for being you
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an a personal thumbs up for being you
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