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[challenge entry] First, they were fighting for acceptance. Now, they're battling for survival.
(yartek branched the timeline on, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *applies several litres of industrial lube and grits teeth*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Bubble gum vision !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Every few years Ron Jeremy must revert to his original form and shed his old skin...


previously
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hahaah
oh gawd
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hi Dixon you sexeh manbear thingummyjiggery,
how's it hangin, owt good planned for teh weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hullo sexeh man-goth
Not much planned just yet - may be going to the hospital this evening though as a friend was admitted yesterday.. brain infection-type illness :((
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Ooh lordy, I've been in so many hospitals lately, all my mates seem to be having heart attacks!
You have my sympathies, hope they get better matey!

We're doing the marvelous WendyHouse cybergoth dancefloor extravaganza later tonight, 10 year celebrations, VNV are DJing, sounds rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# VNV? sounds like a grand weekend :D
Those vids that you put up on YT look a lot of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I should do a new one, them are way old now, but the problem is if you're filming it,
you're not doing it, and I do love to throw myself into the night and get sweaty!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Yeh, that's why I don't like taking cameras to parties and stuff
I'd rather be the one IN the photos having a good time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Indeed!
How else will you show off the new Y-Fronts? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I seem to have a reputation
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# If you don't have a reputation for something, you aren't living enough!
Yay for reputations I say!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hehehe
It's be a bit bigger, but it's a little chili:D
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# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
yep, i think that covers it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# haha. That
gets a click. and a guffaw.
He looks like a cockle. Now I want some cockles in vinegar :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# HUGE cockle
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# it has been mentioned.
what of it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# yes, by you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# There is a rumour going around
that I have a 12" cock.
I know all about it. I started it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Everyone has a huge cock on the internet..
Even the women ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# YES.
mine is GIGANTIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I've held Ron Jeremy's huge cockle!
sort of, it was his latex moulded dildo, I find it hard to believe he's really THAT big tho...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I haven't had the pleasure unfortunately..
I love the idea though of beating someone around the head and shoulders with a Ron Jeremy rubber cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# They're probably standard issue to the Amsterdam police force round the Red Light District,
that'd get the tourists in order pretty sharply!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahhahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ALL HAIL SHAI HULUD!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
#


More of this Sick Filth
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# i like this.
you sir, are a prodigious talent, destined for great things.....
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# The dialogue is partly stolen from a workmate,
I'm not claiming full credit.

EDIT: and the characters are based on real people

(in fact, i've done nothing really)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# well the presentation is excellent.
and besides your other work is pure genius.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :)
that is awesomely sinister
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# fucking hell this is hillarious
pfffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# run, norman!
this is right and wrong in equal amounts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Nippils meens u di!
wothca Mr. teh Butters. Where you been hiding? Not coming to teh bash? We're almost up to 90 peeps:D
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# I will attend my first bash one of these days.
Probably wait till I'm living in Edinburgh.

I'm still but a baby. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Well Capt Wow can change you!
Damn I jealous now! Just had a guest check in and they've come to London as they have tickets for QI!

How old are you then?
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# *grooms*
i'm kidding guys...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# who has tickets for QI???
tell me, for i must now perform a jealousy killing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I get offered tickets for QI
a few times a year but I've only been once.
I shall give you a telephone number to ring next time they offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# whatwhatwhat?!?!?! why on earth would you turn them down?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# because
I've been there and done that. I live for the most part in Cheshire, don't get to London a lot ( even though the wife works there all week ) and they are free and there will always be more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# if you do
i will have your babies*


*may not be entirely true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Don't you just apply for them on the BBC website?
As with all other shows.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# 0_0
i don't know.
i had no idea such awesomeness could happen without magics.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# will I still get to have the sex?
this is a very important matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# if bill bailey and phil jupitus
are on the show that night, yes. if clive anderson and/or john sessions are on it, then no.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# John Sessions??
arghhargghrgghargghargghhargghhh rage rage rage

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# i can't stand him
the smug luvvie twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I hated him in the 80's in Who's Line is it Anyway
and I only recently rediscovered him in QI. He is WORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# he ruined who's line
even more than clive anderson
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# To be honest most of the English comics on Whose Line were shit.
The early seasons when it was always English comics are unbearable to watch.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Josie Lawrence?
*reaches for service revolver*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Tony Slattery was fairly amusing at times.
Although I think that may well have been because he was actually clinically insane.

Colin Montgomery and Ryan Miles made that show though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Was Paul Merton ever in it?
I did like Tony Slattery though - but for other reasons :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# He was occasionally in the earlier ones.
He wasn't very funny though, he just intentionally refused to get jokes or go along with the stuff generally in a way which was meant to be funny but wasn't.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I wish they would release Paul Merton's series on DVD
That was one of the only shows (including Alexei Sayle's 'Stuff') that would send me into fits of breathless, choking, tears-in-eyes laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I don't get that kind of laughter often, more the fact I don't laugh much when I find something funny than the actual quality of material.
But generally there are a few scattered comments or lines in the really good shows which will make me burst out laughing.

Plus the first time I saw Stewart Lee's Scotch routine I nearly pissed myself from the sheer bravery of it. Glasweigens rarely laugh at being called gay paedophiles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Same here - I don't laugh out loud that often,
but it's fantastic when something creeps up on me and makes me unexpectedly guffaw :)

Kathy Burke's facial expressions can do that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# that's a point.
now i come to think about it, that show was crap! why the hell did i watch it?
ah, that's right, to see if sandi toksvig would reveal her true alien self.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Aww
I rather liked Sandi Toksvig - but I really couldn't explain why.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# she had a weird kind of androgynous thing going on
she just creeped me out.
definitely not human.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# haha. You will hate me more each day.
Bill Bailey used to be my next door neighbour in Hammersmith.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# and yet you still live.
truly, this is an unfair world.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# or
www.bbc.co.uk/ticket
If you check regularly you'll get them before the other agencies. Worth going to see the radio comedies thoug!
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# What he said.
Except that the BBC site is borked at the minute.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *faints with pleasure*
*gets a little moist*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# 17.
only a month till I'm 18, and three until I'm off to art college.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# aww, now I want to stroke you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# not kidding this time....
b3ta.com/board/8378377
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Shite!
So basically here since you're 14. You lucky bastard. You have a talent that'll keep you
sorted for cash for the rest of your life!
I'm lucky enough to have that with engineering of most kinds.
Trust me. When times are hard you'll he consider yourself extremely fortunate to have that to fall back on!
Plus art is like audio, which I have spent a lot of time working in, it gets the lay-deez!:P
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# I'm remixing
some bee gees this afternoon. I'm excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# If I'm pissing about with a tedeum system
I always love to use Flash by Queen. As ther's no real drums it's probably the most manipulable track evah. :D
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# not to mention the fact that it kicks arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I spent way too long on this


Original
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# IT.. IS ALIVE!!!!
By which I mean woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# it is rather Frankenstein's monster like isn't it
I had to do some horrible things to Alyson Hannigan's face to create this :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# there is no way
anything you could do to Hannigan's face would make it look any worse.
esus, that poor girl hit every branch when falling from the ugly tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 17 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# What?
she's almost 34% more ugly than Sarah Michelle Gellar ( which is some feat, that's another foul looking beast ) and only 3% less ugly than Sarah Jessica Parker ( which is no feat at all, most scrotums are less ugly than that harridan ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# SJP is so ugly
that her birth should be classed as an unexpected horse moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I can imagine!
woo, yay and verily hoopla!

EDIT: Could do with a little smoothing on the right shoulder and arm though; but that's just me.:D
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# oh yeah
I see what you mean. I put that down to having the brightness too high on my monitor.

To be honest I could easily spend the rest of the day tweaking it to get it looking right.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# That really pisses me off when that happens
Or when you save for web and the colours shift life a bar steward.!

This is in no way meant to be rude but...

www.b3tards.com/u/283fdfca828f6e57501e/ifimay.jpg
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# That's because
you are working unsafely!

just work in CMYK and make sure proof colours is on. ( tat way you get what you print ) or work in RGB with proof on if the image will only be uploaded to web ( that way it stays as close to your original when others see it )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *bums*
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# was that a bum
of gratitude or a malicious bumming?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *bums more*
*leave tip*
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# take the tip out sir.
I have other things to do today.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# cool
that does look a lot better

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# it's linked soyou can use it if you want:P
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# Thanks
I'm messing about with the image anyway to see if I can improve it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# that's quite terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ^this
Holy shuddering fuck, that's scary. Can it be milked?

Have a woo though, ignore me, I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# pwhoaaaaaaaaar
click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# stay out of my lounge woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# You're very good at drawing,
but trying to make an anime face look realistic without drastically redrawing it seems like a fools errand
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I was inspired by
this

but my attempt was not as successful
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Zaphod Beebleboris

Seams like Londoner's think he is President of the Galaxy...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# nice one
I also like your tagging :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I think I'm falling in love with my dad's tablet...
It is so easy to tag, select, erase, draw images to fwap over...< 3
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# If only I could
:|
is the best I can manage...I'm not going to stop whining am I...christ.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Working on a Saturday


Have a BOXER
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I like that.
Very well observed. I'm wanting to do some fantasy character pieces soon and I am definitely going to have to get out my anatomy books. I seem to have forgotten a lot.

Also, Mr Boxer is not happy at what has just been shouted from the crowd and is about to "fuck somebody up".
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# recommend Sarah Simblet's
Anatomy For the Artist
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# She was my anatomy tutor though
so probably not totally impartial ;)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Nothing wrong with
recommendation nepotism. At least you are doing it from an informed position.
I'm looking at grotesques and exaggerated morph types ( in my minds eye ) so will be looking more towards Glen Fabry and anatomy for fantasy artists but as always proper anatomical knowledge is always needed even for mutated ideas ( I have an idea for a huge cyclops type thing that I really need to sketch soon before my brain cell bursts ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# worth a look though
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I recommend Andrew Loomis' book,
"Figure Drawing For All It's Worth"
There is no better.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I have a load of loomis stuff
and I love it. But whenever I start reading his stuff I just end up sketching toons that look like Loomis drew them when he was pissed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# £115?!
Fuuuuuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I have a first edition that my Grandad left me when he died.
It's my favourite thing.

edit £115? where are you looking?
Try £13"
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# fun with a pencil
is also great.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# That's just the opening bid.
It'll go up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I'll knock it up in a PDF later and send you a link
in a gaz here or a message over at DA.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# :D
W00ts! *hearts you*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I know it's not exactly legal
and some may frown on it but the way I see it is that you are never going to spend that much on a hard copy so no sale is lost plus you get to share in the knowledge and hopefully we all benefit from the art you produce.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# It's already on scribd.
www.scribd.com/doc/87332/Andrew-Loomis-Figure-Drawing-For-All-Its-Worth
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# And his trainer seems to be admiring his form
a little too much...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# No, he's saying:
"I am a 1830's muscleman who has been displaced from his timeperiod and now can only feel at ease whilst participating in archaic pasttimes and wearing a large moustache."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# you'd be surprised by how many boxing coaches look like that
nay.. shocked
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# "...and doing squat thrusts and lifting my
giant triangular weights hey-huh!"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# And tearing his shirt off at every opportunity.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha.
Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# somebody's going to be 'torn a new asshole'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Someboy's gonna SIT DOWN
in the FIRST ROUND
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# consecutive right hands
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# They trade blows for a few frames
this fella slips a left jab, steps right and hits his opponent with a right hook to the body

before finishing with an uppercut
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hello and goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Should be quite a cool action sequence once its finished
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I believe that
you need to reconsider the look of the trainer.
He has such a magnificent moustache that the only possible attire for him in the ring would be thus. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# That's ace
TONY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# ADRIAAAAAAANNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Woo, top drawage!
It looks as though the man on the right is bum-fingering the one on the left, who is shocked but also not entirely sure that he dislikes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# nice
also. i made a tumblr. check it out. biro.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BOXER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# awesome
love the style
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] had to get this out of my system
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# oh dear god
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hey mods,
isn't *this* borderline NSFW as well?

eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I doubt even the sickest mind could mistake this for pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I dunno
at a distance really...some of the moderation I've seen can be a bit short sighted....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# quick quick
ban this filth
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Considering it's based on a picture
that's freely seen in the high street I think it can be got away with on here
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Really? Did you?
It's very very well drawn but really?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# yes really
it's the only idea i've had in months - and responsible for bunging up my creative flow, could think of nothing else, tormented daily. I really had no option, I had to do it. Besides, it's excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# How very modest.
(yet so true, ya talented cunt!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ...wow
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# and terrifying
in equal measure
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# admit it
you would
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# GTA IV rules
this, however, is disturbing. In a very woo sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I don't know whether to spew or fwap
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# consider my squildo
well and truly graped
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# OH FUCK!
It's very well-done, but ARRGH NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# haha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# that is horrible
yet utterly brilliant

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# my eyes!!
my eyes!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# bwahahahaha
it's hideous!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# this is not the first time boris has made me as stiff as a board
and it won't be the last
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Stiff as a board in a rigor mortis kind of way
or full woody mast kind of way?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
*gasps*
AAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The fact that my friend was playing GTA4 as I saw that made it all the more relevant.

Now compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# just got home from pubtown
...and ow
or is that woo
owoo
(I helped save b3ta! Puffin Boy, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Before now...
I didn't think it was possible to be this happy or sad at the same time about something.

Your picture fills me with glee and cry.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
# 4
oh thats so hot right now?
(goatsy open wide, Sun 18 May 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Gah!



Still would...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# My first post here
since 1972. I had to de-lurk to celebrate the complete and utter woo-ness of this.
(rymix, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Dear god
my eyes!
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# That is the worst-looking Proboscis monkey, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 18 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Grand!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# rather disturbing...
nightmares are made of this
(william_shatner, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Oh god
I just cum. Aggghhh it's everywhere, and I'm at my desk and everything... oh god!

In the future, make your post less sexy!!! Damn you!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Courtney Love?
(bobming, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this better?
Borderline NSFW image

MOD EDIT: It's not a question of using real naked people or editing out nipples. If it could be mistaken for porn by your boss, then it's NSFW. Also - we gave you an edit button, please use that in the future instead of posting the same thing over again.
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Sat 17 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# You're still doing it wrong I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Aww, the nip nips were my favourite bit.
er, I mean, were my favourite bit bits
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Not starting another thread for it, no.
You should have edited the original post. Now you've just pushed someone else's work off the bottom. Is the FAQ just something that happens to other people in your world?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Oh well..
I shall refrain from posting until I have the FAQ memorised....: ( BTW I did try to edit but it wasn't having it...
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Sat 17 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Reading the FAQ is not exactly rocket science.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# It's not too hard
Just remember, no nudity on the board* and don't delete threads.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
#
*unless it's really, really funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Thank you
For being kind to a noob
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Sat 17 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# lawdy...
ur doin it rong
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 17 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Ok
Sorry again....blush
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Sat 17 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Could be worse.
Your name could be Jacob Dyer
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hehe
I'm not as bad as that....
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Sat 17 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# In my defence
I have just finished a 24 hour sleep in shift and am a tad befuddled
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Sat 17 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] wooly wombat flying hammond



i didnt have much time in my lunch break
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyy2lEsuIHk
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# heeheeeheee
who is it? Is the middle one Barry Crocker? Because you seem to have had one...


anyone get Aussie rhyming slang here?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hades


CFWP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Cunts Fuck Without Protection?


you work for family planning!

AICMFP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Is it a butterfly?
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# It's whatever you want it to be.
Like everything else.

I think it's Hades, which is why I entitled it "Hades".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Well, you're wrong, it's a butterfly.
On fire.
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Glad to see you know me so much better than I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Yuk....
Removed until SFW ....
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Sat 17 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# i wouldnt say no
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Neither would I.
I'd simply move straight onto the killing with shovels on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# its like you
read my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Oh I do. I do.
I work for the government, and I can tell you, your mind is very, very interesting to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I would say no.
In fact "No". There.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Not a good thing
to come to the board on.

*fetches mindbleach*
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Does the concept of NSFW occur to your pimple sized brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# It's moments like this that make me glad I can't get B3ta at work
Now stop taking photos of your sisters
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# We CAN see her kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Oh hello!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I thought because it's not real naked people then it's okay
as it's from the popular comedic sketch show 'Little Britain', everyone knows they ain't real.
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# So did I
Blush......
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Sat 17 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# yeah but as i live in Holland not everybody, (spesh my german boss) knows that it's from the popular comedic sketch show 'Little Britain'.
therefore he'd find it NSFW.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Okay, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I can cope with NSFW
but calling Little Britain comedy is going too far
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# haha
EDIT: p.s. nice username
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# His father must be so proud...
hoopla
(londoner, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# bloody thread deleter. I put up a nice witty reply and you caused it to disappear forever
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# My apologies...
I used an online gif-animator, posted it, then realised i hadn't checked the filesize. I didn't see any responses at the time i deleted it or i wouldn't have deleted it.. please repost your witty comment, I'd love to hear it
(londoner, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# edit button...?
and it was woo yay hoola hoop
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# yeah, should've used the edit button .. I panicked!
comment very witty...
(londoner, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# im sorry
Photobucket

you deserve that
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# That's my very first spang!
Now if only I could shag someone my life will be complete...(congrats, Sir T.S. you make my profile.)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# woo!
I feel kinda special now :)

*drools a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# The thrill has worn off for me
back to black :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *goths*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# And it's back again!
*sigh*
saunters back to the bunker.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# So must yours.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Wow!
Did you print screen this from youtube all by yourself?


Sod it, might as well roast this as it was 12 hrs ago I posted it originally and there was only about ten of us here.
I'll not re-compo it tho as that would be rude.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# You're not a fussy chap are ya.
Edit: Mind you there are a few more orafices to choose from here...
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# LOL GIF CAPTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I don't understand the point of your post.
Are you saying his dad should be ashamed because his son is in a camp showbiz act?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# For shame!
He should be in the army or maybe a boxer or a builder.
Them's manly pursuits, GRRRRR!!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# he should be building boxes for the army
or in the army, organising the boxes in a building!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Or in a box, building the army.
All of these are viable options.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Where's the original YouTube version?
I want to see how gay prepubescent kids can get.
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] One of those ones where I really didn't know where I was going with it when I started
then at the end was as surprised as anyone where I ended up...


previously

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha excellent.
altho the previous one is fucking disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# O RLY?
Well, it was meant to be...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i bet you enjoyed finding the source pictures for it!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Oh aye,
Good old Jeff... NSFA

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I'll put this here
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# I know eh I just put up my witty reply and it is now gone
gone forever
I'm even more depressed now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I too had added a rapier repose indicative to my wry, thrusting wot!
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# I'm going to burst into tears soon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# collects oscar.
*gwyneths*
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# *sobs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Hunh?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hunh I shrunk the kids?
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# fucking hell
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# good god
why did i click on that?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# to satisfy your basic urges
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Damned urges
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Have you mopped up the mess yet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# It's the first thing I do
Well, second.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# what's the first (after you make the mess)?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# close my eyes, lean back and float the aether

edit: and shoo the dog from the room.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Well I cudda done a direct-to-image link,
but I provided a buffer of the google search!

According to wiki his was the first 'Cast from the real thing' celebrity pornstar dildo...

/useless factoids
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# it's more meaningful in context
but still terrifying...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I'm pretty deadened to such things now, such is the effects of prolonged exposure via the interwebs,
almost nothing shocks me, even scat hardly makes me grimace anymore, still hate human gore tho...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I tend to think I'm desensitised to a lot
but some days I'm more fragile than others. And scat still sickens me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
disturbing sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# NIPSY!
*RAPES*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# that swan's wing is bjorked
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# ha!
I'm not sure where you have ended up either.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *watches for an age*
*music in head*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Which?
/curious
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I love Bjork
in an Icelandic pixie princess kind of way.

This, however, terrifies me.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha the hairy chest is a nice touch.
Edit: Mind if I pea this from 4 in the morning?
I made it as a wallpaper for myself and rather liked it.

(1280X800)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I don't mind at all!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# What's with the wink?
Does that mean you do mind? Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Nah, was just winking in a friendly not minding way,
wasn't meant sarcastically.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Oh good.
I'm a little on edge. I didn't sleep last night. May be scrambled eggs will calm me down. Ta'raa!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# well then.
Mind if I just slip this in here? I posted it at 2 in the morning and having spent 6 hours on it I want everyone to see it. I'll be expecting a wink big boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *winks* Is Ver Noice!
I've never tried one of those kinda 'alien planet' thingummys, but I did do landscape thingy a while back: Sunset On Lake


(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Ooh very nice.
Purple is always good.
The planet / moon was built from scratch starting with a square image with rendered clouds and difference clouds as a texture.

I might spend my day writing some planet and moon tutorials for posting at Tattyworld.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Good grief
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hairless sphinx mat ? couse ?

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# A smaller would be nice:P
'ningles fella.

EDIT: Gaah and woo:D
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# elllooooo
howzit?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Today it will mostly be peuce!
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# I want cheese fondue
with kirsch
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I have been to Switzerland
and I didnt have any fondue! So you are entitled to none!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I worked in Switerland for about nine months
Never had it once. I did manage to get through a 24 inch pizza with a mate though:P
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# mmm
pizza
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Sounds like we
have a dinner party on our hands. You print up some RSVP and I'll work on the task of getting my wife to speak to me long enough to organise the table.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I'm very sad to say that I ended up at a fondue party for my thirtieth
Admittedly that wasn't the original plan:P
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# I'm sure the original plan
involved more tits.
Mind you, I've been to more than one dinner party that ended up with unplanned nakedness.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I'd gone to visit my sister in Perth WA
And had planned a big party but obviously all the people coming were her friends not mine. SO one of them had planned the fondue party and everyone was going to that not of someone's brother they didn't really know.
It was a good laugh though.
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# My sister would never invite me to parties
on account of the majority of her friends were my ex girlfriends that always latched on to her when I dumped them. ( I was a bit of a cad in my 20's ).
Meeting up at clubs ( or even when she came to live with me for a year ) always ended up with some awkward and regrettable situations.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# pppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaarteeeee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# And where the hell have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# over there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *looks*
Oi! Where's he gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# what the fuck is that thing
it's a top shop although as previously mentioned you need an arserapping for going over the 50kb limit. Bend over you naughty person.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *bends*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *inserts cucumber*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *inserts coin*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *ching ching*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# SALT IT!
SEE WHAT HAPPENES!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# wouldnt I
get done for a ... salt
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# i have the urge
to rub the top of its head with my thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Soup
herb!
Awww, he looks like he's about to cry!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# that is a rather
excellent and indeed spiffing couse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :D
and wahey for saturday
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# My morning has been excellent.
As I have discovered a new digital artist and I have fallen in love with him.
I'm going to buy some Giclee prints as soon as I get permission from the boss.

www.raycaesar.com/pages/home.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# That is pretty cool stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# wow
now thats stunning !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# that is great that is
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Bororis wants a boneo!
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# bororis want a kicking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# don't kick bororis
bororis is funny
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# he is funny
but he's clueless as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Which is why the stupid looking dog works so well
besides he's a politician, you expect him not to be clueless...I'll bet you laughed at Yes, Minister....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# the pic is good
it's the man himself i was having a go at.
also, i never watched yes, minister.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# damn. yes minister was actually funny, probably too close to the truth, but funny
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# i was too busy watching red dwarf
and horror films :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Missed the first go at red dwarf. I found out it's about 1 year younger than me :( and it's hardly been repeated here. I feel like I'm missing out. I'm too lazy to download it and too cheap to buy it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# WHAT!???
download it NOW!
it's easily the best programme ever made. i have every episode and still watch them all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I could, I suppose, I'm capped to buggery so it's not going to cost extra
Best tv show...huuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm...naaaaaaaaaahhh...."beware the hoof beats cross the glaaaaaaaade"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# that wouldn't be
the black adder, would it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Yeah the original series wasn't the best
BUT IT WAS VERY VERY LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I think the best TV shows are things like David Attenborough or Robert Winston's docos.

but I'm going with the Blackadder series as the best fiction.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# i've got all of those, too
except blackadder's christmas carol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I HAVE BLACKADDER'S CHRISTMAS CAROL IT IS BRILLIANT
MMMMMMMMMMMWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
(if it's not on rapidshare or similar I can probably put it up.) edit: www.mininova.org/tor/515673
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# bugger.
i've got an irate cousin on the line, i'm off for an earbashing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# have fun
and I stuck a link in so it's not that bad
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I just posted how I've always seen him
Completely useless but you'd feel bad if you had no smack him over the nose with a rolled up newpaper.
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# yeah
anyone else would be kicked out of politics for the good of humanity. his utter gormlessness is what saves him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# It would be funny to do that and watch him sneeze
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# that looks surprising like him
have a click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ^ all this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# COPYCAT!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# this confuses me..as i'm secretly in love with boris
and would give him one...but would i if he looked like a dog?

AAAAH! I AM SO CONFUSED!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# We both know that woudn't stop you:P
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# true..but i have to pretend to have some degree of standards.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# That's why Gordon Brown was born:P
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# haha!
oo you're wicked you are! *limp wrist*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Excellent !
No...really !

Mind if I Reap Hosed ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You like a bird with a big rhea do you?
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# Here, Bororis!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# wahey
Is he from Barking?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# YEs
The son off a collier
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I'd give him a bone any day.
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# no glove, no love!
heheheh

EDIT: minor tj; what does everyone think of me doing a silly Q&A thread? you all ask any questions you want and i have to answer them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# me too
but I don't want to be constantly reminded of it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Similar:
www.b3ta.com/board/8377339
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# nice piccie...
who was the original?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Leela was Nicole Kidman
I made her attractive. I googled 'ponytail' in images, and she was the best choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# HAHHAAHA
I thought it looked a bit like her...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# yay, repost opportunities!
repost opportunities!

www.b3ta.com/board/8377486
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOB BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Ning KittyVomit!
How you doing? Have you been struck off the medical register by the GMC?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# i'm poorly :(
ome gland as come up masively and painfully on the left side of my jaw. it huuuurts.

hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Awww no!
*hugs and plays soothing French music like Francis Cabrel*

Not too bad, I'm meant to be going to a mates birthday do today but I really can't be bothered with all the travelling it will take :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# how far do you have to travel for it?
I WANT AN ADDRESS AND POSTCODE AND DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO GET THERE DAMN IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# IT WILL TAKE ABOUT 45 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE
TO THE PARTY! IT IS IN KENNINGTON AT A PUB AND WE WILL BE WATCHING THE FA CUP FINAL IN THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# FOOTBALL!!!1
BOOO HISSS!

and in a pub means one would have to buy the booze..bugger
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I KNOW!
SADLY I DO ACTUALLY LIKES THE FOOTBALL :(

I might just pop along for a couple....

EDIT: I HAVE DAIRYLEA ON TOAST AND A CUP OF FRESH COFFEE! THESE FACTS MAKE ME HAPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# BUT IT'S SO BORING!
it's a bunch of men in shorts running about kicking each other..more so than the ball most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Yeah I know,
whenever I actually think about it, I loose all sense of meaning! But it's an excuse for the beers isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# you need not make excuses for beers.
it's traditional...it's the law that being english you must get rat arsed whenever possible and proceed to make a tit of yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# A mate of mine who moved to Oz last year
shattered his shin last week whilst pissed. He tried to ride down the moving arm rail of an escalator. He has an awesome scar now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha fuck yes!
now thats a classy one to behave when pissed!

normally i just get shouty or as i was a few weeks back, start throwing a rubber cock about the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *sigh*
fine then remind me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# evil bitch ain't i?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# yeah and everyone else
my whole idea of not being sad on internetz has gone out the window. But since I like whoring this image and it has tits:
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# now that i like...
very erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# really?
well if you want to get off over that pic feel free, I wouldn't mind hearing about it....:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# oh ok!
I SLIP MY HANDS IN MAH SEXEH LACE THONG....AND I FIND BARRY MANILOW DOWN THERE! PWOAH!


erotic enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hangon let me get my wizard's hat and robes
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# mmmm sounds sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# why do I only meet people like this on the internet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha.
well i have a habbit of scaring peiople off when i meet them in real life..so the internet is normally the next port of call.

i can be as filthy as i like and i don't have to look at people's repulsed facial expressions. result.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# why is anyone going to be repulsed?
to look at people's repulsed facial expressions. blokes' tiny trouser stiffies
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# He looks rather like Zapp's mate in Futurama!
Nicely Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Thanks
It took me ages. I probably need to exaggerate the ears and forehead a little more. they're not immediately obviously different from the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yeah,
if youc an as well, it might be an idea to try and impart some sense of depth on the nostrils. They do look a little but stickerish....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# This is also true
But I am not very great with photoshop, and would not be able to do it so very well. They'd probably end up looking like tusks.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Arf!
Just flip the monitor back to front and they will become concave rather than convex innit :D

Very nicely done anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ta.
I hope to improve my skills by attempting new things like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# You don't need to say I have a nice body for that!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# 17th May - Morning over the Dales
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Pretty fire thing.
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# The dales.. OF DOOM?
Ver niiice. :)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# i read that as morning over the daleks
that is a very lovely picture
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# thank you for reminding us that the countryside can be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# the skys on fucking fire!!!
many woo's
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# That's fucking lovely that is
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# this
is most woo!

many clicks for you!

ning b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just slide this in here...
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you're supposed to shop it
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Of course.
In the original, his tie was blue.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# said the bishop to the actress.
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# never inappropriate..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# dont you know
this is shopped pictures only?

have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# oh, thankyouverymuch
first time in a long time :)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Fabulousness :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I wish I could fly
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# that wasabi face mask is crap
it hasn't even burnt his skin off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# right, last one for now, I promise


Click for bigger (84KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Dinner and a shag
result! woo.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# heheheheh
have you ever been rohypnol'd by a swan?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yes.
I woke up to find my arm was broken...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Ha! Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# well, y'know
a rabbit has needs
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# cunting rabbits
they should have warning signs
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# That's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

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