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Im working. working real hard.

(lunatek, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

HaHa

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8405094

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

hehehe

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

Look out!

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

YAY!!!

Browl is LOVELY.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

Haha

Christ that was surpising!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

Haha!

'ningles all!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

can it be milked?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

MEATS.

Hello :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

hello miss

hahahaha

my head is fucking mashed! :D

I am likely to make less sense than usual today

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

"Miss?"

"I'm sorry, I have a cold"

Hahah! Disco, you zany guy...

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

hahaha

"zany"

it's ok, you can use the word twat, I won't be offended*

(will be, I'll cry and make a magnificent breakfast)

actually I might make a magnificent breakfast anyway

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

zany is a good word, and I'll stick with it!

You twat
:D

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

haha! you're so zany crazy human!

spunktrumpet

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

SPUNTCRUMPET

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

COCKBALLAST!

edit: right, it's tuesday, I has to do shit

back later :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

Hahahahahah

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

that would be difficult

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

You'd think so

but no

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

milking is most dangerous

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

yes, especially when you milk a turbo cow with a LactoCorp Hyper Pump model 3

in unskilled hands it leads to disaster

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

hahah, marvelous!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

YAY!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

27th May - Birdy

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:43, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:43, archived)

most splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:44, archived)

You're awesome, lots of different styles and always pretty.

Thanks for brightening up days.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:44, archived)

yes!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

Lovely,

that is.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

nice

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

Oh hi, that's pretty.

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 27 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

oooh, that is all kinds of nice!

looks like the kid wants to eat that bird.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

If he keeps that up

he'll be quite a popular chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

'ningles there cap'n

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

Nongles there Steve 1.0

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

btw, the goonies map has been started!

gonna be quite a while though... can't work out what all the text on it says (got quite a bit of it though so far) :P

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

PHWOAR!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

lubberly

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

Very nice!

Really great style, reminds me a lot of the little comics like the Beano I used to read as a kid. The tree's got a great 70s book illustration feel to it too.

I'm not really making myself understood, but HEY! Morning all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

nings Capn

today I am having to deal with idiots

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

Hah, I do that every day.

What kind of idiots?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

Idiots who have been asked to proofread

but who have never heard of the word 'lasso' or the phrase 'a going concern'

I despair

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

Oh bloody hell.

Hire me, I'll do it *gets her pencil out*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

*hires*

not only do they not know these phrases, they suggest that they are in fact typos - and they recommend replacements which make absolutely no sense

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

This is what you get for hiring people purely because

they've got quite funky socks.

I'd be better for you. Plus I'm jinglyjangly today so you'd hear me coming.

ARRIVING.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

I didn't know you were pierced

*nods downwards*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

Hah, I used to be.

But I did mean my *counts* 16 bracelets.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

all attached to a piercing

*nods downwards*
*eyes raised in wonderment*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

JINGLY JANGLY!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

you're a fine and tallented woman

and no mistake.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

You KNOWS it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

I think the merits of the person in question don't extend to funky socks

she's possibly one of the most naively dim people I've ever met

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

isn't that grounds for dismissal in a job where you need to be

worldly and knowledgable?

isn't it fairer to say 'listen, pet, you're not owwa good at this. You might want to think about trying harder or getting another job'? That way - she doesn't labour on for ages thinking she's good at a job she's not good at.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

I am going to suggest this to her manager

in CAPS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

you should use bold red letters

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

*reinstalls Comic Sans*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

Tell her to go and get some skyhooks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

what, pray tell

does one replace the typo of "lasso" with?

I am intrigued, but do not wish to subscribe to their newsletter as it will be full of grammatical and spelling errors.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

Laissez-faire?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

as thrown by ambivalent cowboys

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

*fling*

*sigh*
*wanders off*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

not quite brokeback mountain is it

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

Bend over.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:24, archived)

how high?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

how high is a chinaman

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

normal height of 5ft 10"

on stilts, 3ft 2"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

Any word can be replaced with the words

'throbbing wankshaft' ... it's the universal filler.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

that would make for an interesting 200 page technical document

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

it was from an article titled thus:

original phrase:
[large corporation] lassoes nearly 5000 customers in first quarter

suggested new phrase:
[large corporation] loses nearly 5000 customers in first quarter

which I would say is a fairly major error of comprehension

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

*massages bridge of nose*

Have you got anything to hit her in the face with? Light plastic chair?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

fuck that's retarded

still, I suppose it's exactly retarded in that it's precisely the opposite of what was meant

there's some value in that maybe

(straws, clutching)

how much are these twits being paid to fail in the subtle understanding of basic English?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

£27,000

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

O_O

then I presume that this job actually requires some level of qualification above nvq 1 in opening envelopes

I read about too many mongs getting paid too much to do their jobs badly and it's usually followed with how other people who do their jobs properly fix the mess

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

this is why my company makes no money

because it pays idiots totally disproportionate salaries

*includes self in analysis*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

introspection is pointless

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

oh well, she sounds like she's got a great career in management ahead of her

salary will be doubled within 5 years...

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

*nods*

*gestures to self sorting out yet another overpaid client's muck up.*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

*offers hug and portion of impending breakfast*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

Oooh yes please.

I might go on a cookie hunt soon. There's bound to be some, first day of the week in an office with about 70% women.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

makes note to save some of the beans/egg/bacon/lorne sausage/tomato mixture

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

Bokeage

bleurgh beans.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

more beans for me!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

Christ.

I DREAM of earning that much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

you'd do a much better job of it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

Well if an opening ever arises

do let me know, I'm good with grammar (well, essentially. I had a bit of a problem with possessive apostrophes due to my stupid primary school)....

I bet you need qualifications though, yes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

haha - this company is run almost entirely on nepotism

I'm so totally not qualified for my job

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

\o/

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

heh

I just worked it out - there's:

me
my sister
my girlfriend
my girlfriend's friend
my sister's friend
my sister's friend's brother
my sister's friend's brother's girlfriend
my sister's friend's ex-boyfriend
my sister's friend's ex-boyfriend's sister

I think that's it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

that must make going to work after an argument interesting

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

Quick, marry me or something.

Don't worry, you don't have to consummate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

Woo

And a small yay

So how did she get the job?

Ning awl BTW

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

nice tits?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

oh ho

Proper interview technique
1. lace fingers together
2. place hands behind head
3. Walk forward
4. if elbows touch wall first - fail

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

but what about the version of this for women?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

This got an office lol

Followed by 10 minutes of despairing for the state of humanity.

I'll do the proofreading for you! I'll charge £5k, and do it in my spare time.

It's how I spend my evenings anyway.

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Thinker, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

Ningles,

Pringles?

*offers the crisps which are a by-product of the petrochemical industry*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

NOM!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

ARG

my hand! my beautiful hand - it's been bitten off!!!

I wish now that I spent more time learning the piano :(

my only regret is that I had my hand bitten off.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

*chews happily whilst brood drips down her chin*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

*reminds self of this: www.b3ta.com/board/7978259 *

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

There's something about the first bite

of a nice rare steak, when the blood fills your mouth.

Very primal, methinks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

*salivates

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

Yes, I want steaky now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

Whisky is nice

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

better than that Whisky is all of the ACENESS

and it's good that it gets you a bit radge - it should do. Angries up the blood. RAR.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

Makes me angry

so it does. But I do love it anyway.

Actually, now I'd really like some Glenmorangie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

*cuddles you with love*

Glenmorangie is generic rubbish though.

I would recommend:
- Laphroaig
- Ardbeg
- Aberfeldy (mostly because my mate's dad used to make it)
- Aberlour ... all the aberlour are good, but if you want a special treat (births deaths and marriages) have a wee nip of a'bunadh (this is the BEST whisky I've ever had)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

laphroig for the peatey smokey win

there was an incident once, a projectile incident, which has put me off this fine fine drink, but i must persevere and get right back on it!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

if you ever get a chance you should not pass up the opportunity to try

a'bunadh... it's not chill filtered, so it goes cloudy thwn you add ice or water, it tastes like how I always imagined whisky should taste when my Grandad used to tell me about it when I was a kid.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

you add ice to single malts?

unorthodox!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

Americans (and, admittedly, a lot of other people too) do - I do not.

but you need to add something to A'bundh because it's cask strength ... about 60% proof.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

woo

yeah a dash of spring water in that one maybe!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

Oh I like a bit of it, it's nice.

Fiddich is also good. I don't know, I don't drink often so I've never really got into it in a big way. I know I don't like blended whiskies as they taste like soap (or at least, the ones I've had).

I have noted these names. I'm going to buy a couple of decent bottles soon for safekeeping out of my reach. Save them for when little Captains start arriving.

Also: I've decided the next person I drink it with shall be a bonafide Scotperson, so I can do it properly. And blame him if I drink the wrong one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

stay off the Benromach

it's next door to a sewage works

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

I cut my nails this morning and everything

I had such big plans for that hand... the best laid plans of mice and hands oft go a gayglee

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

Och, indeed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

don't worry, you've got another hand

and also two feet

so that gives you still four means of banging notes out :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

n to the ing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

Word, breadbin.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

breadbin

o rly

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

yarly, my jigga.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

ok, wowgga

...?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

ning capn'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

Wotcher

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

'Ning Cap'n!

I understand exactly what you mean :D
Old Beano comics are win.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

my mum's been plonking her feets

on a cloth-covered stack of them for YEARS now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

Before my stepdad moved out, he had annual upon annual

of beano, dandy, sparky etc.
I do love Korky.

I don't know how many times I read them all :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

It's nice to see your stuff first

almost every day I go to /board

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

I like this

I'm at a poster printing class all this weekend and I hope to be able to produce something nearly 2/5ths as good as this.

Then I will be happy.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

Poster printing class?

It goes:

Draw poster
Give to manwife when he goes to work
Get given poster at end of the day.

I suggest having a bumgay relationship with someone in the printing industry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

I mean real silkscreening printing

with squeegies and ink all over yourself...

I do need a better bumgay relationship - I'm not sure what a corporate affairs manager does, but she's never got me any freebies

:(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

She should have some promotional items scattered about.

*Drinks out of a Reed Employment mug*

And a CA Manager's WAY more senior than me. I'm only an Ops Exec/Team Leader.

Silkscreening is ace, I've got a silkscreened painting the wife did at home. It's brillyfab fun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

That's what I'm hoping for

YAY fun fun fun fun profit.

That's what I thought life would be like anyway.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

Some fucker missold mine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

I have grievances!

who do I speak with?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

Angel Gabriel.

GABE GET YOUR ANDROGYNOUS ARSE DOWN HERE.

Right, ciggy time!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

that chicken is on meth

it's going to kill that small child

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

Luvvleh!

These are always ace.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

Lovely stuff!

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

ISIS! ISIS! RA! RA! RA!

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:20, archived)

i hate babies.

why would i save them?

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:38, archived)

wait nevermind.

sleep:

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:39, archived)

Sleep well.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:13, archived)

Sorry I'm going to TJ this as I think Dr. Dyslexia is a complete waste of space and has pride of place on my ignore list.

Only a few days let and scarily we could make to century!

EDIT: Nicely surreal image thought, unlike Dyslexia's stuff it's under 200k as well!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:41, archived)

You're going on MY ignore list!

Ha!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:42, archived)

Who said that?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:44, archived)

Why aren't you actually ignoring me?

I'm incredibly repellent.

You're also missing out, Dr. Dyslexia is going through a period of growth in her artwork. I am going to print out some of her stuff and take it to an art gallery and make lots of money.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:48, archived)

I like it

it's marvellously expressive

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:50, archived)

but still over 200k?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:52, archived)

Over 50kb, yes, but under 200kb

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:54, archived)

yeah, I know

but

yeah...

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:54, archived)

Haha, it's official the bash is well known.

I just got a call from a mate who's a lurker saying she wanted to come to that bash. Sadly she was calling for Australia so probably can't make it:P

'ello Hayley (if you're lurking). You still snore and fart!

EDIT: I know my secret shame! I know a lurker! Four years and no posts.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:04, archived)

SHE.

She is a sexy sexy laydee

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:11, archived)

mug

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mr spoons, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:13, archived)

Well that stops someone from being a troll!

'ningles CS

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:15, archived)

Morning ghostie!

It seems like you're somewhat excited about the bash...;]

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

Worried more like:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:17, archived)

Worried?

Why so?

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:19, archived)

Nor really:p

Although the forecast as it stands at the momeent is rain.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:23, archived)

Nothing wrong with a bit of rain!

Just put a tarp over the bbq area, on long poles.

Heh.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:25, archived)

i sugested this yesterday

and he got all girly about getting his hair a bit smokey

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:34, archived)

Buy a shower cap too.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:35, archived)

buy 100 shower caps and scrap the tarp idea

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:36, archived)

Hahahah, but then clothes would get wet.

The tarp idea is a good one, I think.
And only RG would be girly enough to worry about smokey hair.
...he could always punch smoke holes in the tarp...

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:37, archived)

perforated tarps ftw

i have some old net curtains that should do the trick.

prefer the idea of punching RG and smoking though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:43, archived)

Hahahahah!

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

get clothing caps too

aka: bin liners

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

Killerkitti:

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

haha

unexpected plastic

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

She wore it at a convention she was selling comics at.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

Sorry, typo

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:17, archived)

Yeah yeah.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:18, archived)

'nings ghosty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:43, archived)

'ningles Nighty Mibus!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:44, archived)

crikey, 97 people

ooh, at least some of the more interesting /talk lot have signed up

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:48, archived)

I will need a note from their mums though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:52, archived)

my mum will BE there!

*gets back to work quick*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:53, archived)

YOU

are you still b3taless?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:54, archived)

*looks about office*

for the moment...
=(

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:55, archived)

but you're still coming to the bash, right?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:58, archived)

HELL YES!

and i may have a nice surprise too....
*taps nose*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:04, archived)

lots of speed?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:06, archived)

you'll have to wait and see....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:07, archived)

Ning River-Mibus

NING BOARD!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:53, archived)

'ningles wobbleboard!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:14, archived)

I'll be there

may contain lies

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:57, archived)

If I wasn't such

a scaredy noob I would come.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:57, archived)

ahh come anyway

I've never been to a bash before (in nearly 4 years) and it's making me nervous

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:00, archived)

*leers*

don't be nervous.....
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:06, archived)

Don't worry

I'll gently cup yr balls if it helps you stay calm.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:10, archived)

Aww, it makes me feel slightly better

but I'm such intermittent poster! I might come and sit in the building along and spy on you all.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:25, archived)

haha

lurking at the bash

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:30, archived)

It would fit

I lurked for a fair while before selling my soul in the pale boardlight.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

I like this idea

How about a lurkers' mini-bash, huddled in the corner, observing...

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Thinker, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:34, archived)

YEAH!

PAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:05, archived)

Fuck me

I'd swear I've put you on ignore for three days in a trot. Piss off you irritating cunt.

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boris the spider, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:53, archived)

*ahem*

*refers to username*:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

dyslexia

FUCK YEAH!

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

one last one before bed...

I would of made it look neat.. but i like it like this/can't be arsed with photoshop any more today.

Click for bigger (292KB)

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:54, archived)

b3ta's not real?

'ning fictitious b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:17, archived)

'ning

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:19, archived)

and another for good luck:

'ning ya all!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:22, archived)

'ningle fictiNimbus!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:42, archived)

First attempt at smoke effect

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:53, archived)

i smoke a bowel get stoned for twenie (420) 4: 20 9/11 never forget to get stoned.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:54, archived)

We should like...make 9/11 the new 4/20...so, like, everyone remembers to chill the fuck out

...and like...love everybody

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:56, archived)

like weed man.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:59, archived)

beaverbong dot com.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:02, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:05, archived)

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:07, archived)

She'd say you'd never be able to light it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:28, archived)

Unshopped

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raevloek the Mollusk, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:03, archived)

OH MY GOD.

THAT IS THE BIGGEST BONG IN THE WORLD.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:06, archived)

im too scared to visit this website.

im going to assume it involves weed.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:06, archived)

okay i saw it.

disgusting.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:07, archived)

Someone sent me a link like 5 years ago or somethign.

I still remember.

beaverbong 4/20 never forget

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:08, archived)

least we forget out fallen beavers.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:10, archived)

watched top gear stoned once.

I passed out and had real feeling dreams with all the presenters in them..

when recanting some of them back to my fkllatmae.. i had woven events of the show and dialogue into my dreams.. such as Jeremey clarkson putting a ferrari pipe into his mouth back to front..

mad times

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:29, archived)

The ugly one

really does look like a stoner

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Ratsta, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:58, archived)

I find it's best to find some real smoke on a nice plain background like this:

i169.photobucket.com/albums/u202/anthonysrh/smoke.jpg

And then apply it with lighten on a 40% or so opacity layer like this:

just to give your smoke some 'real detail', but I've noticed also that starting with a bunch of white fuzzy strokes and then playing with heavy distortion effects (like wave and twirl) on a number of layers can achieve a pretty convincing effect too:

But I feel it never quite looks 3D enough...

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..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:24, archived)

Very helpful all the same

Thank you!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:52, archived)

ZOMG!

Someone has nicked Top Gear!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:47, archived)

Chortle!

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..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:02, archived)

FINALLY!!

phew.. long process.. but thoroughly worth it :)

Edit: the blood exiting was iritating me so i smoothed it little... may again do more tomorrow..

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:51, archived)

hahaha!

fucking epic, man!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:52, archived)

lol

the original idea was for her to eat the note.. but it just started ot evolve.. lol. the benefit of the length of time it takes to do i guess..

finished product wasn' as complicated as my mind took it to.. I was going to have the hms beagle sailing over the water and a humming bird flying out.. but it wouldn't of been finished in time for the comp.. may add it in my own time though.

:)

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:56, archived)

I suggest you repost it in an existing thread during the day shift

and remember to compo it then, rather than do it now.

The gay shift is the best of b3ta, but our numbers are small.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:00, archived)

I assume thats so it gets more clicks and shizzle?

..I'm a lil bit new to this.. as most of that torrent of blood in the anim was my image compo cherry popping...

...even I'm screwing my face up at that imagery.

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:32, archived)

MADNESS

Excellent :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:53, archived)

this is fab to fab ass to ass love.

clicks.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:53, archived)

Saw the temp earlier, well done. A click and a woo tart.

well done. A click and a woo tart.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:54, archived)

woo yay

and possibly hooplah!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:42, archived)

This is nice, very hand animated looking, which I like, makes a real change to all this heavily computer aided smooth refined stuff that's become the norm,

I can see a lot of human effort's gone into this, when you post this for the compo I will look out for it and be sure to vote for it! :D

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..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:01, archived)

worryingly..

.. a lot of that was built in.. the wobble and such.. and wouldn't of been possible with out the computer aid.. lol

aaah irony :)

but thats pretty much the nick park philosophy on animation.. he leaves all the thumbprints on the plastecine to give it the literal hand make looks.. stop motion is a mild obsession of mine..

I working on a 10 minute stop mo short currently. When i get to shooting expect frames and finally a vid to be posted on here.

:)

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:49, archived)

this is awesome

winner

REMEMBER TO COMP.

THIS IS TOOO GOOD NOT TO

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:07, archived)

hahah jesus

very good

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mutated monty, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

Fucking Woo!

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

good cop bad cop.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:49, archived)

Fuck hyeah.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:53, archived)

i had a twenty and i bought some food.

now i have a five dollar bill and two nickels and also a dime and three pennies.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:50, archived)

*stares up in amazement*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:54, archived)

what.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:57, archived)

yes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:06, archived)

this is what i am certain you look like

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:58, archived)

I am infact a round ball of yellow fur with big eyes and a gaping mouth

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:05, archived)

wierdly the woman on the other end of a sex line once said that to m.... a friend

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:10, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:17, archived)

Snaxe h8 the wheelchaireds.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:54, archived)

no. wrong.

he's in love. thats what the heart in his thought cloud symbolizes.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:57, archived)

There's a fine line between love and hate

Can't wait too late, lincoln is HOR-NEYYY

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:02, archived)

now I'm imagining a gangsta rap song

about a horny lincoln :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:06, archived)

GET HIM LINCOLN

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:55, archived)

oh my

you exceed yourself, ma'am

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:58, archived)

LOOK OUT LINCOLN-COP, SNAKE IS HUNGRY FOR INTERNAL ORGANS.

RUN, RUN QUICKLY!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:43, archived)

abraham lincoln is gay.

and who isn't?

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:49, archived)

Ellen Degeneris.

It's all a sham for TV ratings.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:00, archived)

YES.

Been my opinion for years.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:04, archived)

ellen degerate wants a tv boyfriend?

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:12, archived)

If that was what paid, yes.

Ye wad marry a midden for the muck.
As the saying goes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:27, archived)

DYSLEXIA FAN CLUB will smite thine enemies on thy command DOC TOR

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:54, archived)

GOODNESS!

this is all of it.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:43, archived)

i had five dollars and it decided to kill itself because it was depressed about life and it had been drinking a lot and to be frank it sucked and im glad it killed itself.

fuck you five dollars.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:18, archived)

with those five dollars

you could have gone to the gas station, and bought five dollars worth of nuclear deterrent

what a waste :(

edit: and he looks like a mexican eskimo

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:19, archived)

well whatever. now i hate money. this is my new currency and its the best.

fuck people who live on infertile lands i shall be the king in this new american oligarchy that we live in.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:22, archived)

love a bit of oligarchy

but bush snr doesn't like brocoli, so be careful, it might mark you out as being a radical brocoli liberationist

and now I want brocoli

smeared in butter

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:24, archived)

can't have it these days, the girl doesn't like any brassica :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:25, archived)

more for you then!

or does such selfishness result in murder?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:28, archived)

that'd get me murdered most likely

even after i made steak with garlic butter last night

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:31, archived)

I need to engage in some quality slurp

I have been eating too much frozed crap

hmm, frozed crap

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:32, archived)

i'm allowed very little of that either now :(

so i respond by doing things like slipping 1/3 of block of butter in the mash'd taters.

she does make killer pasta dishes though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:34, archived)

that makes some fine mashed potatoes

:D

mind I should cut the processed food down to 0

everything's sprayed with crap these days (hah, you'd think it'd work but that's another issue) but at least eating crap home mixed ingredients is better than eating extremely crap industrially mixed ingredients, salt, lard, more salt and sulphur based preservatives

yum :/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:36, archived)

i'm impressed how far my cooking has come on this year tbh

just before christmas i was eating so badly my skin flared up for the first time in my life. it was horrible :( now i'm finally putting on weight :)

i just found this in my b3tards. i don't remember making it. what the hell does it mean?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:43, archived)

it means, the end is nigh!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:47, archived)

i can hear it as a sesame street song, i think

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:48, archived)

that confused me for a second

...my dad uses brassicard as a term meaning he has no money..

I thought you were making a pun based on that.. oopsie

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:34, archived)

way ahead of you my friend.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:26, archived)

I knew it!

the brocoli will rise again!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:28, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:24, archived)

I'm not sure if its the time..

but thats one of the funniest things I've seen today.

It is 4 o'clock in the morning pretty much everything becomes hysterical for a while.

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:26, archived)

a shaved chimp with a whip sitting on a 45rpm turntable on fire

while a crowd of elephants stand around masturbating a fountain of pachydermal bukkake to put out the flames

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:27, archived)

humour police say "DESIST"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:29, archived)

oh, it wasn't a joke

it's happening downstairs right now

when the mariachi band turns up it's going to be fucking mayhem

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:31, archived)

photos or it never happened

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:35, archived)

I can't take photos

halle berry took my camera

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:36, archived)

well get her to photo it then she's your fucking room-mate

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:44, archived)

not since the restraining order

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:46, archived)

thats tough dude

still, you deserved it.

have you seen the stats board today. you've saved me from being the top non-piratical poster :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:48, archived)

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:54, archived)

Some people got to have it
Some people really need it
Listen to me y'all, do things, do things, do bad things with it
You wanna do things, do things, do things, good things with it
Talkin' about broccoli

For the love of broccoli
People will steal from their mother
For the love of broccoli
People will rob their own brother
For the love of broccoli
People can't even walk the street
Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat
For that lean, mean, mean green
Almighty broccoli

For the love of broccoli
People will lie, Lord, they will cheat
For the love of broccoli
People don't care who they hurt or beat
For the love of broccoli
A woman will sell her precious body
For a small vegetable it carries a lot of weight
Call it lean, mean, mean green

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:28, archived)

what.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:31, archived)

I think he means

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:33, archived)

Tell it like it is. Ain't that the truth.

No.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:36, archived)

hell no

it's a myth put out by the liebarrel media! FOX news has a lot to answer for!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:37, archived)

i understand.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:51, archived)

Mmm. Oligarchy with asparagus.

Goes great with some economic meltdown.

It wasn't worth five bucks anyways. fuck money. I only say that because I have lots of it. Or had lots of it.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:52, archived)

you get one of these

Your tag says you don't kill and there you are killing 5 dollars

HIPPOCATRAT!

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:21, archived)

key word: suicide.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:22, archived)

hippokatrat

retracted.. although he may hang around for a while.. he likes broccoli..

I read your subject line wrong .. so i get one of these...

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:25, archived)

i like that thing much better much better.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:27, archived)

I have no sympathy for this five dollars it was a drain on society.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:46, archived)

hahahah. five dollars was a waste.

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d d, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:01, archived)

This one.

The other is more your current style, yes,
however my choice is more often from any older time.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:41, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

oh god

he's been watching that show with letters on it

making.. words

sexy sexy words

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

sesame street?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

ARCANE FILTH!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:12, archived)

i worry about you sometimes

and love you the rest

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

which one is this? :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

LOVE

like the love of a companion cube

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

thats the best compliment i've ever recieved

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:17, archived)

'i invited you're friend the companion cube'

'but he couldn't come
...
..
.
because you murdered him.'

i do love portal

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

"Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I know! You're going to find out first-hand before I can finish telling you, though, so I won't bother. I'll give you a hint: you're going to want to pack as much living as you possibly can into the next couple of minutes."

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:25, archived)

redex?

on the telly?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

at this time of the morning?

with my reputation?

BINGO!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

oh yes.

fast show references welcomed with open arms

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

unless you are one of those evil people who hates the fast show

they scare me

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

not as bad as those people who hate bowie

imagine if they joined forces *cowers*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

*gets the gatling gun*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

yes! a few gattles fired at them will sort out the issue!

eh what!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

personally I am absolutely ambivalent towards bowie

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

whoa

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:17, archived)

yes

I am so ambivalent I am balanced perfectly between ying and yang

or is it yin and yang?

or erm.. something else I dunno :/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:19, archived)

your?

inyan about bowie?

*this would be beter if it actually said something*

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:31, archived)

I have no idea man

I'm just a simple guy who thinks about cheeseburgers

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:37, archived)

put that on your CV

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:00, archived)

I might

never know it could has beneficial results, plz

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:05, archived)

"oh mi gawd, i lurve those lolcats, thur lyke sooo funni!"

"have a jawb"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:09, archived)

I'm close to doing this actually

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:10, archived)

i'm considering it to

i've already got on my cv "i belong to an online digital arts community where i am an active participant and both learn from and teach other members how to use photoshop and associated graphics tools" or something similar

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:16, archived)

heh

then they look at it

and someone decides to have scat troll day

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:17, archived)

or any normal day :)

"mr sellick, on this digital arts web page you mention we found your username by waiting 20 minutes till someone posted a portrait of you. it seems you spend all your waking hours on here drawing pictures of people without mouths, good day"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:23, archived)

yes

"Here at Mega International Global Pollute Co™ a family company we like our employees to have mouths, shut mouths"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:26, archived)

"please refrain from thinking, the kind robots will hardwire the implant shortly"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:33, archived)

ITS A TRAP!

sorry it just happened to come up when i started typing

c'est la vie.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

bah! perspective is a myth perpetuated by the 3d liberal classes!

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

sorry i think you must be confusing me with someone else

like Decartes

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

get a bunch of dudes in overcoats

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

*buys two kilos of speed to take to the bash*

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:18, archived)

unless of course you are going around the streets

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

my head is getting frozen

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:23, archived)

I admit nothing, but the pleasure I derive from such things

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:25, archived)

"This video is not available in your country."

/ac

you know what sad. i recognise most of your ACs from your original posts.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:26, archived)

BOATCOCK MAN IS IMPRESSED

/ac

the thing is I have a limited number of ac due to rejigging the computer recently

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

*rubs speed into gums, tear ducts, anus and urethra"

/ac

i only recently turned ac back on. but then again i post an average of 500 posts a week so i've got plenty...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:35, archived)

glowing hallucinogenic tomatoes

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:37, archived)

how else do you kill spiders?

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:39, archived)

Well, there was a tale, in 1753 of a gentleman by the name Ernoldmot Motmot

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:43, archived)

i'm not sure i could stomach that many paedo jokes for a week

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:58, archived)

and you should see the airship!

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

i haven't got hooked yet, are there instructions?

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:00, archived)

yes, like what happens underground

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:05, archived)

ah but you put a tiny drop in with your beef its the sex

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:07, archived)

they are when you drop them in a vat of acid

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:09, archived)

You're saying you don't have precognition?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:10, archived)

now I want fish fingers with baked beans

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:18, archived)

I'm assuming

ac stands for Accessing catchphrases?

yes?

..what don't just stare at me like that...

anal-retentive corrections? did you mess up the syntax mildly and it was put right?

your still staring..

accentuated comedy?

actually correct...? does it make your subjects infallible?

What are you doing with that tape.. keep away from my mout... *mmmph!! mmmmph!*

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:43, archived)

yes, all of those things

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:44, archived)

A Continuation about coment already commented

Actually crying

all cut

and currently

amazingly cognitent

although completely

auditarly cut-off

assault continues

all celotaped

arteries clogging

alphabet collapsing

arrrgh! come

and carefully

administer care.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:08, archived)

i hope

i didn't take too long to construct that so no one is around to reply...

still distracted from finishing that anim.. words are as fun and easier to manpulate :(

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:09, archived)

assault continues

you got it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:10, archived)

aaah crap!

any cessation?

apparently continuation

allows comfort

a carnally

accepted cock-in-the-arse

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:19, archived)

all of this and more

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

but i don't own a harpoon gun!

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:19, archived)

a better man, standing by the cliffs

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

ooo weird aztec mobile phone bicycle madness!

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:24, archived)

shit, I need cheesey pasta

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:25, archived)

fun size seems a bit of a misnomer to me.

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:34, archived)

EXPRESS TROUSERS OVERNIGHT

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:35, archived)

"if you hit me at 30 miles an hour there's an 80% chance i'll live to sue"

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:36, archived)

He's got my fucking cement!

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:37, archived)

"where's my fucking cement you retards?" wtf?

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:39, archived)

pan-tan-pin-pan-pan-pan-pon-pan-ping-pong-what?

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:44, archived)

i do have half a kilo of mince ashally...

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

midgut trousers are one thing

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

yes, spaghetti balls

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:00, archived)

via a complicated series of pulleys

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:05, archived)

i've discovered i can only do it maybe twice a year now

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:08, archived)

last time I had a load of kfc it seemed to take over 24 horus to pass through me

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:10, archived)

that just gets them horny.

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:17, archived)

he eats spit roasted linux hippies

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:18, archived)

eh... i was going for x factor, then realised it looked like a redex

but it was too late then. i had already put 10 objects on top of it and couldn't be bothered to fix it :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

aah

wouldn't know x-factor if i tripped over it

i likes, reminded me of the ref's shirt during yesterday's challenge cup final. he was sponsored by fedex, but the transfer wasn't stuck on properly and for 70minutes he was sponsored by redex :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

Not quite ready for the compo yet

but i need some encouragement to finish this anim.. almost finished..

also it's quite fun as it will get you wondering what actually happens in it.. so yeah... either i will get encouraged to complete this morning or insulted into bed.. so either way I'm a winner

x

Edit: perhaps should put the picture on, hey?

Click for bigger (74KB)

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:54, archived)

what anim?

O_o

edit: oh

now with picature

edit: that's a big mouth :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

wayyyyyyy

get some big mouth action!!! :D

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

just imagine the capacity for guzzling knockwurst

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

well quite

*takes measurements and calculates*
.....
.....
.....

lots.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

crikey! that's more than some!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

more than most

even

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

The fact

I've made people I don't know think about the cock capacity of the queens mouth is reward a plenty. lol.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

yes, you should be proud of this result

I know I would be

god bless her! and all who sail in her!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

~~sail~~
cum

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

that too

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

Hitchens owns.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 2:24, archived)

I seriusly hate him and his brother..

Their arrogance is one thing.. their iggnorence is another..

The fact that both of them have changed their political idiologies more times than their socks infuriated me the most...

But this picture makes me calm again.. your a talented person..

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:39, archived)

Hmm.

You should stick to liking Roundabouts. Also learn to spell.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

I appologise for my drunken spelling.. but

I stand by my opinion that both of the Hitchen brothers are cunts..

Im an athiest, and I think Christopher Hitchen is as bad as any Christian Fundementalist...

And dont get me started on his Daily Mail Mouthpiece brother..

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

Sorry but thats...

..absolute bullshit.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

how can an opinion be bullshit?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:54, archived)

if you won't accept it because you know "better"

:D

usual reason innit

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

errr ... with some ease

just because its an opinion does not make it valid; some opinions have a greater founding in truth, evidence and logic than others and only one opinion can be correct in the end. Thus some opinions can be bullshit.

edit: *is not taking sides here; just saying*

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

i'm paraphrasing

and opinions are ALWAYS valid...as opinions.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

well thats just a contradiction in terms

but i can't be arsed to argue its too late at night

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

Well, I could say "In my opinion, Spaniards are covertly controlling the weather"

and that would be bullshit.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

it would be an opinion, stating it would be bullshit

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

stating that it's bullshit is also an opinion

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

that's a statement

saying "my opinion is that your opinion is bullshit" is an opinion

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

but surely saying "my opinion of your bullshit statement is that it is a bullshit opinion" is bullshit

hang on

what?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

*eats brains*

my plan worked :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

hah!

now I'll have to get a brain transplant!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

in fact your all wrong

he prefixed what he said with in my opinion, so all he is stating is that he has that opinion. Irt all becomes bullshit if he doesn't hold that fact to be true.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

or does it?

what what what the fuck?

*brian explodes*

fuck! brian!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

If you

want a proper headfucking.. try philosiphical logic...

oh dear lord.

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:17, archived)

hah! THERE'S NO SUCH THING!

(lol)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

shut up shut up shut up

(exam on saturday. didn't go to lectures)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:38, archived)

oh dear

that's going to suck

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:45, archived)

oh my yes

but then i'm going get drunk and nuzzle pasanonic

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:01, archived)

heh

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:19, archived)

i think whats happened here is

*******
*******
/contact lost/
####
####

............. so you see?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

well, it's very simple

it's like a cat, between london and new york

the cat's head is in new york, and the cat's tail is in london

only, there is no cat

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

and its called schrodinger

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

actually, it's a paraphase of einstein

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

well

woop-di-fucking-doo-mother-fucker

_{loves discomeats}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:12, archived)

*spurts 'fluid'*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

i'm not sure what to make of

'fluid'
especially in inverted commas

?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

face cream?

lip balm?

mayonaise?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:17, archived)

*turns lip balm

into an open admition that you have man gloop resting upon your lippy lips*

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:19, archived)

"LIPPYLIPS" new, from RONCO!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

*ejects from conversation on a morallity basis*

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

too late human!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:23, archived)

That doesn't make any sense

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

stating

it wouldn't be as it's prefixed as in my opnion. what he is claiming that he has an opinion that spaniards control the weather.. it's only bullshit if he doesn't actually believe that.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

I suppose it comes down to if you read 'bullshit' as

a deliberate falsehood
something that's incorrect.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

I suppose

it could be ridiculous.. but to the person..they wouldn't see it as biullshit... as it's their opinion so we are in another hellishly subjective squandry of neichzian proportions.

I may of corruptted neichze's name wrongly.. nto sure of the grammar on that one

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

You're saying that ideas - existing by themselves - are all of equal value

until thought about by humans, is that it?

Or are you saying that a private opinion is likely to remain of value to the person holding it regardless of valid criticism?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

i'm saying that everyone is entitled to their opinion. that all opinions are valid, and cannot be dismissed as bullshit.

acting on those opinions, or building a system of beliefs however can be.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

By valid, do you mean "equally true"

or do you mean "equally of value to the holder"?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

valid

{prentious cun}epistmologically speaking{/prentious cunt} means its a Justified True Belief.

but then all three of those terms are subjective.. especially truth. any way back to the tits.

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:35, archived)

I think I disagree

but am distracted by the little kiss and the word tits.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:44, archived)

elaborate ....

justify why Hitchen is not a fundamentalist-atheist (and a confused one at that).

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

you are the reason

I have high blood pressure.

good night lovely b3tans. I can't have my eyes offended by the closed-minded and half-witted any more. Plus I've run out of beer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

you've run out of beer!

this is one of the signs of the apocalypse, I'm certain :)

nite nite

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

Night!

Good to know that someone understands.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

Hooray! Who needs religion when you can have unreasoning 'my way is always right'

fucknuts who are atheists?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

who needs atheism when you can have unreasonging 'my way is always right'

fucknuts who are religious

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

^this

to the power of lots

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

I'm confused!

Damn you! Now I'm going to be going in circles for weeks...

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

attaches a magnet to guineapiggy

puts up a lump of iron outside the circumference of circular motion

yay kids! free electricity!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

If I weren't helping the environment I'd consider this exploitation.

*keeps running*

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:14, archived)

haha

oh it is exploitation

and it is hurting the environment, I'm using the electricity to convert orphans into ionising radiation :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:15, archived)

YES.

its like working for nike

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:18, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:31, archived)

I'm all for that

base levels of radiation actually activate the body's anti-radiation defenses, it has been proven that in regions with unusually, (but not *too* high) levels of background radiation that cancer and mutation rates actually drop well below average. Besides, orphan conversion is using a natural, replinishable resource. If they didn't want to he converted to radioactive waste maybe they should have taken more care to make sure their parents didn't die. It's just lazy!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

that's right! I bet they are communists too

stupid hippy orphans, get a job! maybe you can make enough money to buy some parents

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:22, archived)

I'm an atheist.

I'm perplexed at people who need faith, I'm more perplexed by people who will try and justify faith, but I'll accept that each person has a right to choose and beyond offering a ( sometimes scathing ) opinion from my perspective I'll not say much more. What I certainly will not do is preach. It does not matter what side of the fence you sit, preaching is an offence against the development of civilisation.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

I'm with you there

I refuse to promote my personal beliefs to anyone and only tell people about them when someone seems to be desperately curious to know.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

well said.

but if you don't support Manchester United you are an idiot. There are caveats to my rules ;)

I really need to go to bed, but in other news I did find some more beer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

Manchester United? Pah!

Your people will die in the fiery rain of the true believers of Kimi Raikkonen! Football shall never triumph, great satan!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:18, archived)

I loved Kimi

up until the point he went to the dark side.
I'm a McLaren man all the way. I love Lewis but not because he appears to be shit hot, that's just a side-effect that does not make me look as foolish when I promote the virtues of Mclaren.

I'm actually a BMW man all the way, but they suck in F1.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:24, archived)

I do hold much love for the woking wizards that are Mclaren

but as Kimi appears to be the most honest, apolitical, non-egomaniacal driver out there, not to mention one of the fastest, I have to give the guy my respect.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:33, archived)

fun fact

their chief designer at woking bought my old house

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:44, archived)

I almost miss woking sometimes

for such reasons. Then I remember that most of the actual town sucked.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:46, archived)

oh god yes it does

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:02, archived)

indeed, proselytism is for twats

from me they get only the abuse they richly deserve

because I can't be arsed to be told what I think by someone who has decided they are better than me for their belief

without our own truths, we are nothing

or something like that :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:12, archived)

Ive seen enough of him and his brother on Question Time

and I could only watch about 1 minute of his interview at the Hay festival before i had to turn the TV of before i felt the impulse to destroy it..

Hes a very bitter twisted man..

He is an athiest.. where as Dawkins holds a certain amount of condesending sympathy for those who are relgigious.. Hitchens holds nothing but contempt.l. he sees all those with religious views as the enemy..

He is as part of this ridiculous modern cult of religious war and as such i cant stand him..

I have known Muslims and Christians and Hindus, who were all perfectly accepting of every one elses views on this crazy world we live in.. Just because a few mentalists exist that fuck up other peoples lives because of their religion, doesnt mean he has rthe right to declair war on ALL people who have any incling of belief in the supernatural...

There are ancient barbarian tribes that had more cultural and relgious compasion and acceptance than this bloke.

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

I bet you havent read any of his books.

He does not want a war on all people who believe in the supernatural? WTF.
It sounds as though you had religious parents, thats my opinion.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

No i havnt read any of his books.. maybe i should..

And no my parents arnt relgious.. i was raised in the typical Enlgish fashion of.. Yeah turn up to church a bit.. mwah.. cant be arsed.. dont really believe in that bollox anyway.. kind of thing..

My family range froma agnostic, to converting to catholicism, to athiest.. to believing in god in the JethroTull theology..

Every time ive seen Hitchens since he released that book though, hes said increadably inflamatory things, which lead me to believe that hes a very angry man, who hates all religion as much as any religious zelot hates the infadel...

I dislike his attitude..

I Like dawkins despite some of his attitudes.. but he has a cojent philispophical attitude to it all, and isnt as confrontational as some would expect.. it apears quite grating, but he simply sees things in his way, and obviously is frustrated by other people who dont see it the same.. Hitchens litraly talks of the DESTRUCTION OF CULTURE AND CIVILISATION!!!

MY fuckign god!! I mean there is a big gap there.. and Hitchins for me. is on the fundementalists bank..

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:19, archived)

That still does not make him a cunt. Calling him that sounds like fundamentalist talk to me?

Hitchens meets fundamentalism with strong reasoned arguements that stem from his extensive knowledge on the subject. His attitude is justified in this case, he is angry with suicide bombers and terrorists, who isn't?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 3:29, archived)

Im angry at suicide bomebers etc

He litraly calls all religion an attack on modern civilisation..

And the reason hes a cunt is, because on a More4 sting he said "Why shoukld I give a shit about wha George Clonny has to say on polotics etc"

Then spends his time airing his fucking opinions on every fuckng thing, just like his brother..

Their both increadbly anoying to me, jsimply put because of their attitude to other peoples opinions, their ignorance to alot of issues.. and just generaly having anoying voices..

Thats why they are cunts for me..

Im a fundementalist cunt hater.. but im not whipping it up int he media like he is am i!

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:36, archived)

I'm sorry but

I strongly disagree with you and we should leave it there i think.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 3:39, archived)

Ha i think w3eve reached the end of it is suppse

Well good having a disagreament with you.. Cured my bordom for a bit...

Godd night sir..

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:42, archived)

night

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 3:46, archived)

I'm not sure you understand how debate works.

You don't really have the right to champion the opinions of others when they are nothing more than a personal view.
I have little or no knowledge of the guy in question because his preaching has not affected me yet. I do happen to know Dawkins well and think the guy is very much on the button with many of his thoughts. His problem is again that he's not got the common sense and people skills needed to endear himself to people when trying to spread his ideas. But that comes down to preaching and as much as i think the guy is correct I also think he's an idiot who should shut the fuck up. Advice many could benefit from.

As for 'terrorists' that's a label that is poorly used and too wildly banded about. It suits the user and rarely tells the truth. Suicide bombers? I fear them, I have good reason to given my past. I'm not angry with them. I'm sad that they have fallen into that life and eventual death. No point being angry with a person who is just trying to have others notice that he believes different to them. You can't hate the Palestinian for feeling he has no other recourse to bring to the attention that his homeland is under occupation than to kill people.
I liberated Kuwait fella, I might have been one of many but I did my job and I did it without prejudice.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:42, archived)

Im a youngen...

My early childhood memories have a slight tinge of the the gulf war.. My mum still tells me how affraid I was of the news when all that was going on..

All I can say is I have ultimate respect for the armed forces, and especialy for those of my school friends who are in the army now. One of which I smoked cigars from Iraw qith this last new years eve..

I live in rural Yorkshire, I have no fear of suicide bombers, I dont like the idea of them, but I feel sorry fro anyone in London etc that possibly feears that kind of thing..

All I feel is, that whether it be Christian slating Muslim, or Muslim slating Jew or Athiest slating all religion.. It doesnt help tjhe situation.. we all need to accept that we a re all human beings, who have our own ways of coping with life.. and if we start to hate each other for that fact, its just going to cause mroe bloodshed..

Put it this way.. We all look back on 9-10 years ago at the GFA.. and think god, how hard was it for that to happen? why would it take souch negotiation to stop that bloodshed? Why should we activly create arguments for our own bloddshed? Northern Irelands problems are arnt much different to the problems we have now.. Only we have the oppertunity to nip them in the bud.. and Hitchens isnt helping none..

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:52, archived)

I think I do actually.

I have every right to challenge others in thier opinions. Hitler's 'personal views' turned out to be rather harmul wouldn't you say?

If you think that 'people skills' are needed to convince others into agreement then you should really think about going back to school.

WHY do you think that bombers have fallen into that life and mindset in the first place!? Religion poisons everything it touches.

I can hate anyone who decides to kill innocent others to make a point! I am asahmed that you helped to 'liberate' Kuwait.

You lack reason and intelligence.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

the method can have more weight than the message

telling people they are dumbfucks for being wrong won't work too well irrespective of if you are right and they are wrong.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:04, archived)

who said

dumbfucks?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 4:07, archived)

it was not a literal response to you, it was a statement in regard to method

Having said this, lacking reason and intelligence has as much value as calling someone a dumbfuck, though pasanonic is more than capable of defending himself in an argument and I feel this discussion has reached it's end if it must contain such statements.

Some moments not looking at the screen would be beneficial.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:17, archived)

shit the bed..

I disagree with you on so many levels there..
im off to bed though.

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:07, archived)

fucking arguing with fools is not something I take glee in, but if I must.

I have every right to challenge others in thier sic opinions.

I agree that you have a right to challenge the opinions of others, I'd just like to point out that this is not relevant to my comments. I said you had no right to champion the personal opinions of others as you started to do earlier

Hitler's 'personal views' turned out to be rather harmul sic wouldn't you say?

no, I would not say, given that you are rather vague and don't explicitly speak of the 'opinions' you refer to. Hitler was in fact one of the most outstanding politicians of our time. He came from nowhere to rouse a nation to fight for what they believed to be a place in Europe that they had previously occupied and should occupy again. I don't doubt that there are many Nazi policies that we could discuss the merits or demerits of but you offer no examples and even then you offer no citation to show that these were the personal opinion of Hitler so I'll leave that with you

If you think that 'people skills' are needed to convince others into agreement then you should really think about going back to school.

that would be your opinion and I don't think there is any valid point in discussing what are the best skills needed to preach ones own personal opinion to others. I will say that going back to school will give me little. I've already been merited with all the accolades I could expect to gain whilst proffering myself for examination

WHY do you think that bombers have fallen into that life and mindset in the first place!? Religion poisons everything it touches.

I'm not of the opinion that it matters what my thoughts are on this issue but seeing as you ask I will say that I agree that it is religious indoctrination that causes many people to behave in a manner that is both confusing and distasteful outside of their own peronal cult. I'd like to make it clear that I make no distinction between muslim, jew or catholic here. They are all archaic cults built on superstition and have no place in a future society based on humanity first

I can hate anyone who decides to kill innocent others to make a point! I am asahmed sic that you helped to 'liberate' Kuwait.

hate is stupid. Hate brings you to a point of opposition and hate will ultimately make you just the same as the thing you oppose.
You can be ashamed of me all you like but I think that as a member of the armed forces who did his job in Northern Ireland, Bosnia, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia and Iraq that most people will understand that I have been a benefit to this society even if I have not always agreed with the motives of my masters.

You lack reason and intelligence.

personal insults. I refer you to my earlier statement where I point out you have no understanding of what debate is about

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:24, archived)

Sort of like the feminist who hates or looks down on men, the gay person who has it in for heterosexuals, the black person who hates whites etc.

Bigotry works both ways, people need to wise up and realize that.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

Why is it good to be sympathetic and compassionate towards

people believing and hoping to spread myths?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:14, archived)

well we get the obvious first:

- You can't prove they're myths.
- Perception is a delicate issue and even when you're sure you're right you can never guarantee that what you see is either accurate or what anyone else sees.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

perception is the point

one man's truth etc

ultimately whatever is said, things are what they are in reality, irrespective of what is chosen to be true or false

so, in summary: bollocks

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:18, archived)

Yes.

However, we can identify bullshit. When faced with sincerely presented ideas such as a celestial teapot (or "the moon landings were faked" or "breaking a mirror is unlucky"), we can call bullshit, and scathingly. Why should religious belief be treated any more gently, given that it is on the same level of implausibility by common standards?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

We can?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:24, archived)

Unreliably, yes.

Do you think there's something wrong with calling an idea ridiculous when it appears to you to be ridiculous?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:27, archived)

I think it makes you a tool if you do mostly

there are ideas I don't believe and I'll discuss them and all surrounding reason and issues but I don't think calling someone a liar or a bullshitter for believing something you don't, (say, god, faked moon landings, the illuminati, any of the counter-theories etc. etc.) is big or clever.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:30, archived)

OK.

How about just saying "that doesn't make any sense"?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:34, archived)

As an expressed opinion with a view to continuing discussion

it's perfectly valid

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:35, archived)

I believe that's known as heresy

often punishable to varying extremes :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:36, archived)

there is when someone points a gun to your head to remind you the idea isn't ridiculous and it's the only correct idea

as sometimes thinking for oneself is not an available option

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:30, archived)

Eek.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:35, archived)

yes

I think that's the part I don't like

a new king turns up and has his own religion "my subjects are now [x]" of course all the right minded followers of [y] will be "I can't do that! I will offend my deity[ies] if I do not follow the one true way"

"you will if you want to stay alive"

I suspect more have suffered with forcing one religion over another belief, than have suffered from forcing athiesm

oh my, an opinion without researched factual basis!*

*and unlikely to be proven wrong

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:43, archived)

who is

spreading myths?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 3:17, archived)

What do you mean?

Members of religions hope to spread myths, with the possible exception of buddhists (and they probably manage it anyway inadvertently).

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:26, archived)

So what you are saying right here, and right now, is that all religions are wrong?

That's a pretty big claim, I hope you've got the evidence to back it up.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

I'm saying that all claims of a deity who intervenes in any supernatural way

are as implausible as the celestial teapot.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:32, archived)

Implausable is not impossible

and not all religious people believe that their god or gods intervene in any way.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:34, archived)

Implausibility is a reason not to believe in a thing,

given that we can invent endless implausible things, and for the sake of consistency must either believe all of them or none of them.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:40, archived)

That would imply that you required either a scale of plausability which you don't have

or that you have to believe anything that's more than 50% likely which, on the grand scale of things, will tell you fully sod all.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:43, archived)

Scale?

I'm not talking about probabilities. I'm talking about explanations. I assert that interventionist deities are over-complicated explanations of anything. We can launch into an argument about why such a deity is a better explanation for observations than a world without the deity. I make the further assertion that to believe in a thing like a deity in the first place is weirdly simple-minded and inconsistent with the kind of ideas I expect people around me to hold, and that it ought to be trivially dismissed, and the fact that otherwise sensible people can cling to ideas about God for ages supports the notion of anti-rational memes that protect themselves from criticism.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

The simplest explaination is not always the right one

in fact there's nothing simple about anything in life. Do you seriously expect me to believe that what you believe is more simple just because it's what you've been able to understand? That's very arrogant of you. Also, criticism is one thing, calling someone simple-minded entirely another.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:03, archived)

Out of any group of explanations which explain the observed facts

we should always go with the simplest. If at some future point it fails to explain the facts then we require a more complicated explanation, but not before then. There are almost infinitely many explanations to choose from, if we include every excessively complicated one we can possibly make up.

Of course, if you can show me that there's a hole in my simple explanation and that it needs to be more complicated, then fair enough. And of course I might be (and I'm sure I always am, in some way) wrong. The fact that this might happen is no reason for me or you to give respect to any of the panoply of silly ideas that a person could pull out of his ass, prior to that person showing that there's something wrong with the more sensible alternative.

I didn't call anybody simple-minded; I said that there's something funny going on - that in fact I don't think the average, say, Christian is simple-minded, and therefore belief in God, which is akin to unicorns, is jarring when you consider that it's so commonly found in otherwise sensible people.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:16, archived)

Do we have to go with any?

All avenues should be open to exploration and an assessment of either simplicity or likelihood is always going to be flawed until you know the full truth, if such a thing is even possible. You could always found a belief based on paradox instead of reason as any reason you have is unlikely to be precise at best.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:21, archived)

Oh, sure.

By "go with an idea" I don't mean "banish all alternatives from your mind and never contemplate them again".

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:34, archived)

To me that does sound like what you're doing

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:35, archived)

All ideas we encounter have a place somewhere in our minds

and I fully accept that ideas about deities are ideas. I keep them near my ideas about unicorns and gnomes.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:45, archived)

Well that clenches shut that avenue of discussion...

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:53, archived)

Hey,

we can also discuss whether tinkerbell exists. I say no and it's a silly idea.
The discussion is still possible, though. Evidence that she exists in reality
can be presented to me, and I will listen. It would be a bad thing if I gave
the impression I thought the idea was sensible, though. It would be a bit like
lying about my ideas about reality in general, because of the implications on
related ideas. This is what we do when we respect religious viewpoints.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:06, archived)

You're just too stubborn to admit the difference between being a git

and disagreeing. I see no reason to continue this discussion.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 May 2008, 5:34, archived)

Religion

is able to demand respect in discussions which it doesn't deserve.
Its success in obtaining undeserved respect distorts the conclusion
of discussions, usually in the direction of "maybe God exists, who
indeed can say, ahhhh."

Meta-comment about arguments being ludicrous - that is, founded in
a collection of other ideas commonly agreed to be false, or self
contradictory in trivially obvious ways, or otherwise weak - can be 
part of truth-seeking, and not an attempt to shut down discussion,
but rather an attempt to avoid being tricked into an inconclusive
admission that anything is possible, which implies the ideas are
sort-of-true even though there's no reason at all to think that.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

they shold quit their jobs and move into tv.

..but they'd be perfect for an interior design show

"Hitchens' do Kitchens"

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

This!

Just for the argumenst between the two brothers

"Granite you bastard!"

"NO! Marble! I TURNED TORY BEFORE YOU!"

"Ah but ive got more sway in destroying the Labour party! YOU BASTARD!"

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:23, archived)

He's on a crusade to nowhere.

Especially with that blood-alcohol content.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:42, archived)

lol

that may be true actually.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 3:37, archived)

Whoops.

In all this seriousness I forgot to say WOO!

I blame it on that hairy guy who was posted earlier.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:18, archived)

I have no idea who that is

but I feel an urge to kill him.

*gets gun*

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

is we gonna have a killin!

ye haw!

*puts down banjo*

*grabs ol' besse*

*grabs a shotgun too*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

*hands over 12 gauge buckshot*

*aim for the legs boy.... we gonna have some fun with the rest of him*

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:52, archived)

just like ma paw!

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haw!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

Haha

He is a cunt because he thinks that Religious fundementalism is going to cause all those who hold any religious views to start a war with aithiest..agnostics and secularists.. causing the "destruction of all culture and civilisation"

IE. He is a cunt who thinks in only unilateral terms.. he is a neocon, just like his brother.. its just a shame they both dont see how much they have in common...

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

ah well

when the nukes of ww3 are raining down upon us

we can all have a jolly good laugh about how wrong we were about shit

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

if only

you knew.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 2:52, archived)

so.. should i kill him or not?

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:54, archived)

who cares!

we's gonna have a country style killin!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

i'm rising to fuck

and the file size is riling me somewhat

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

ZOMG

64kb .... what is this some kind of monster file??? .... its the biggest file ever .... how dare you post it on this page!!

_{get some perspective, I'd be with you if it wasn't only 14k over the limit. Its not the worst infringement I've seen.}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

^that^

*is ex nazi* 14k over is nothing.

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:54, archived)

but

there's no reason for that 14k, and he seems to be a knob so i feel justified in my comments.

i have heavily capped broadband which is share between three computers and that 14k limits my porn viewage somewhat

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

ahaha

"he seems to be a knob"?

A quick Wiki on the guy and everyone here wants to kill him.

SEE THIS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=doKkOSMaTk4

He owns.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

there goes another few Mb of you're broadband (perhaps i should say 'narrowband')

lol

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

not him

you

i know nothing about the bloke, and won't use wikipaedia until they learn to spell their own name, google news gave me an article about hay where he got rained on, but nowt about him as a person (other than mentioning he's an atheist)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

everyone?

I haven't wiki'ed

personally I couldn't give a crap

you know why?

because it's 3 am and I should be cooking cheeseburgers, but it's an odd time to make cheeseburgers, so I wont

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

you better cook cheeseburgers.

Christ I'm starving now.

eat up, I'll expect a report in the morning.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

The report will be presented to the u-bend at the standard time

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

i'll take a cheeseburger

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

but I has only 2 burgers!

:/

if anyone takes another I will be down to 0 burgers! this would be a catastrophe

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

I want

a cheeseburger now. Sorry for including you.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

gah! now I have 0 cheeseburgers left!

oh well, I'll have to do....

*dramatic music*

LORNE SAUSAGE instead!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:24, archived)

i'd be less than impressed if the extra 14k made the difference to your porn experience

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

seriously...

are you complaining about the filesize? omg.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 2:54, archived)

i am stating that it riles me slightly.
if i was complaining i'd have posted a 220k anim calling you a hamtoucher

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

his wikipedia page includes the phrase:

"what a truly disgusting sack of shit...."

sums it up.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

does anyone actually like

my picture.

Because I thought it was ok.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 3:35, archived)

everyone loves a good arnie movie poster

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:56, archived)

My favourite round about.. Welshpool.. also reminds me of Harry Ramsdon's Original Fish and Cips resteraunt from my youth.. I may be getting the two mixed up

Or?

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:22, archived)

This is fantastic

*clicks*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:23, archived)

I have no idea what this is about

and I fear it may contain Welshmen.
But I love the imagery in that and you should do more. With less text.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:26, archived)

will remove text.. will expand context in post...

thanks all ;)

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:27, archived)

no I've not got any right to tell you

how to do your stuff. I merely meant that I'd like to see similar scribblings without the need for text. And again text can have a very important impact on a piece ( I'm talking artwork rather than something to make b3tans laugh ) so the moral of the story is to ignore me, I talk bollocks.
Smoke time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:31, archived)

ah..

but i didnt like the text.. me was thinking..

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:35, archived)

draw a trumpet

at the beach :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:36, archived)

wanker.

PARP!

Edit:/ smoke over, that looked nasty. It wasn't mean to be

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:38, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:27, archived)

I liked it better with the text...

It's too sparse otherwise, the removal of the text undermines its compositional integrity.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:38, archived)

^this

although I quite like the text, it gives it a kind of... childish malice. Or something. I can't think of the words :p

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:28, archived)

if it's a roundabout

why do i see a bridge, a shark and a helicopter?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:40, archived)

Because its the ultimate round about of my childhood!

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:42, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 May 2008, 1:51, archived)

thats very funny

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

BOO!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:02, archived)

arghhh!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

I like this

*Claps....Claps Loudly*

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

chuckles

lots.

you've made my goatie bounce with facial glee.. well done :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:54, archived)

nice...

although its bindun elsewhere.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 May 2008, 1:57, archived)

spoil sport

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:00, archived)

I saw an advert for this, storm destroys some houses

guess that means they are having viewer blight

still haven't seen a single episode, is it any good?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:35, archived)

it's alright

watched it a couple of times when i was living with four lasses and their supposedly straight mate came round to see it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:39, archived)

just more chewing gum that you can easily miss?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:42, archived)

aye

your life will not be seriously affected by not watching it, and there's not enough eye candy to justify it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

Bloody Metric System!

BIGGAR!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:38, archived)

nice

simple and effective..

i predict a 3/4am finish for my entry.

Thats 3 or 4 am.. not three quater am... which would be 9am...

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:46, archived)

Im drinking still

So will top up the board with wierdness thill that point.. Im fing bored.. have no friends awake so will treat the bored as my drinking companion.. I now have purchased Penguin Cafe Orchestra Preludes,Airs and Yodels.. so will be in a relaxed, folkey mood from much of the night...

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:50, archived)

It's..

..probably going o be later.. I keep getting distracted by this sodding thing.

such a cruel mistress.

I was going to write b3tress.. but i don't think it's worth the effort

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:53, archived)

Would agree completly

Tis a bit addictive this thing.. Myspace, Facebook etc I can go a while without.. B3ta though.. ooohh.. I jones bad...

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:54, archived)

slightly more ridiculous..

...banter than myspace or facebook. They're all abit look at me aren't i special.. This is a little bit more, how should i put it.. "quaint".

:)

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

Nowt wrong with the Penguin Cafe!

I prefer Pink Martini at this time of night though, although, I am listening to Nick Drake at the moment.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:04, archived)

sigh yes

But i only found out i love this band today.. obviously one of those advertising guru fads influence my childhood more than i realised..

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:14, archived)

well I dont understand it

but it's very well shopped, so it deserves a WOO!

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 27 May 2008, 6:54, archived)

1lb = 0.45kg

so....
20lb = ???

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

edit: damn i made it even worse by fucking up the trigger guard

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

BANG BANG woo

I'm asleep. Night beasts

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:17, archived)

To be honest, that's exactly how I saw my life ending. Me complaining how whimsical and stupid it was.

"A gun? What are you some kind of pansy?!"
*bang*
*death rattles*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

Saw your life ending?

So youve either got a new theory.. of youve had some earth shattering insight into the future..possibly involving popcorn like alien beings?

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:27, archived)

the death of a critic :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:42, archived)

more

dignity than the death of the salesmen.

There's only so many vacuum attachments the human body can withstand before giving up.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:50, archived)

I feel like chewing on one of those right now.

please, please give me some oomph! I've been working on my robot chick since 8 o'clock and I've not even finished one leg. ( things in the head need to get to things on the photoshop in an easier way ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:23, archived)

some manner of plug in system would be nice

so you could imagineer things as you want.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:45, archived)

I just want

something that makes me want to go on after I start something then realise it's going to take days as opposed to hours. I lose interest.
I have got this far.

Click for bigger (344KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:49, archived)

a sense of self satisfaction?

thats the most i hope for after i've drawn something.
i greatly respect anyone who draw something original, i find it impossible to create anything of any substance because i can't work what the finished product on the paper/screen will look like or what i need to do next

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

I think that

after about 4 years of slogging through countless tutorials to learn photoshop techniques that I've learned enough to knock out one or two good images every now and again but I have spent a good deal of money on DVD's to learn from the experts.
At the end of the day it's better to get the techniques drilled into your head so that when the ideas come it takes little thought as to what it needs to get the effect.
For instance adjustment layers. I took no notice of them in the past but I've realised how valuable and time-saving they are ( not to mention you don't bastardise your layer/work to get an effect that you like. It's all about technique and I can't learn tattyshop as quickly as they can sell me the next version with more bells and whistles.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:04, archived)

well yeah i don't begrudge people being good at photoshoe because i appreciate how hard it is

i'm still use cs2, upgrading scares me :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:16, archived)

No point.

Save your money. The casual photoshopper ( and I mean me ) has no need of anything beyond Photoshop 7 ( unless you can make use of and justify the extra expense for the warp tool ) and PS5 airbrushes are still considered the best.
I upgrade because I can. but I'd not had CS2 for much more than a year before I paid £724 for CS3 design premium as an upgrade. It really wasn't worth it and I still use Illustrator CS2. I think I've yet to open dreamweaver and flash.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:21, archived)

i got illustrator cs3 for my birthday and only use one brush in the whole program

i do fucking love benzier curves

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

I'll bring you some software to the bash.

design premium, web premium, Painter and look up project dogwaffle, that's outstanding.
bedtime.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

ooo thank you, that'd be top

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

Also they've now got rid of IMAGEREADY!

I loved imageready.
Plus CS3's GUI seems to make things run a lot slower and generally just looks all streamlined and horrible.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:23, archived)

I would..

..tell you i know the feeling.. but i think you ignored me.. so instead i shall let the people who haven't ignored me know that i also am suffering from this problem. The end about two more complicated frames.. and then one fair simple four frames to loop... damn my want for over complication.. although I'm currenly working at about 6-10 mins a frame.. I have been at 15-20.. not sure if thats because thats how long it takes.. or my only just getting to grips with photoshop...

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:00, archived)

This is a gun, albeit an excellent gun :)

Time for sleepings.

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:23, archived)

TJ: once again.

More of the skull-y spiderweb case.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:25, archived)

love your work.

here have a vaguely related picture of me holding an image i drew from the invisibles volume two in my mouth.

Click for bigger (245KB)

best head shot ever, poor shinji.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:44, archived)

poor shinji indeed :(

thanks very much by the way, i appreciate it :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:50, archived)

shot a badly floating withdrawn gun

emo gun?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:44, archived)

gun

drug use is on the up. it's the only way they can deal with all the kids using them these days. The had the noble aspiration of being used to help serve the country or hunting wild game.. and they end up in the hands of hoodlums.. what else would you resort to but the spike in those circumstances?

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:48, archived)

nuke them from orbit, only way to be sure

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:34, archived)

my gun cries bullets!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:48, archived)

Lead tears of a spoiled situation.

Oh how I wish to die again.

Fhtagn Fhtagn etc.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:02, archived)

would you describe yourself as laconic?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

I think I have on several occasions.

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=laconic - okay once.

Any reason?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:21, archived)

i've been trying to work out what lies behind this shield of secrecy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

\o/

hell, I'm sure I've heard that phrase before

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 2:34, archived)

Good day all?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

Pfft!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

we aim to pfft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

Wee aim?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:57, archived)

aye

*weeeeeeeeeeeeees

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

not near me please

i have a nervous disposition.

i'm off to sleepy-byes b3ta.
good night you beautiful beautiful people :)

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

What about me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

shut it gorgeous

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

sweet dreams tasty quince

may flights of fruitbats
queef you to your rest

etc

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Goodnight person

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

Drunkenly thread jacks with this musing...

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Jorvic, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Been there, done that.

Not good.

Not good at all.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

I had loss of clippers

mid shave ( head ) before a gig. They were new and I had to take them back to Argos in a rush. When I was asked what was wrong with them I removed my baseball cap to reveal a horror from Belsen and nearly screamed " would you like to hazard a fucking guess?"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

how much had you managed to cover?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:06, archived)

about half

and it was not a trim, I had a couple of inches of hair and I was cutting down to the bone. ( ooh, you are supposed to use the guards and make lots of passes, FUCK YOU Argos, I have cordless ones that could shear a sheep now, you just sell shit )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:09, archived)

hah!

awesome

You play the rock and rolls also?

I bet there's enough b3ta bands and performers to kick off a little festival.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

I played

rhythm guitar in a band in my youth. This gig would have been from my forays into djaying ( which I did for 9 years on and off depending on where I was in the world. I had an entertainments agency though for a lot of that time. Fingers in pies. )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

a b3stival would be awesome.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

bigger plz

also woo, shaving is for girls, if they want to.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

close to finishing my entry for the image compo...

just a few more frames.. then i can repeat frames and life w`ill be sweet again. then I have the fun of making it fit under 250kb... *shakes fist at the world*

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

keep going, you can do it

*chants
# Squishedpimp Squishedpimp Squishedpimp #

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

out of interest

how long into your photoshop carrea is it till you remember that you can't erase else where while marque selction tool is on?

lol.. rat bastards!

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:36, archived)

a what with the who now?

I'm no photoshop guru, just mess around until it looks right-ish.

It was my job once, but that was for the actual shopping of photos rather than making sillies.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:09, archived)

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe,

She had so many children,
Her uterus fell out.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

too many, too many

they're kept in a zoo

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

an old lady who lived in a choux?

/need to replace broken mouse and 'shop some puns

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

Panterellitastic!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

uh?

too much for my puny mind at such a late hour

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

Peter Petrelli?

He villain! VILLAIN.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

nah

he just a little confused at the moment, he's a good boy really, isn't he???

(has seen series 2 but won't post spoilers, all i will say is i can't wait for series 3)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

noooo

he come good at the end.

oh, spoilers btw ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

I'm as far in as the later episode on last Thursday

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

is that

where they're in montreal or where Mr Bennet is in Ukraine with spiderman's landlord (or both)

not been watching it on t'telly

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

Aye.

Just got to Montreal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

ah cool

two/three more eps and all is revealed

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

what happened?

episode 9 is amazing
edit: oh right. the best is all to come

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:51, archived)

I can't remember all of it

I always have sort of... amnesia till the next one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:51, archived)

he's getting that way, hanging out with dodgy irish woman

so frustrating watching heroes, to be continued... always a fucking to be continued!! funny how they took the annoying part of peter petrelli's character from last season - having increasingly awesome powers but not knowing what to do with them or how to use them, then doing the same thing all over again this series. grrr *frustrates*

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

Ahhh begorrah de annoying fake oirish bird can fuck roight off, so she can.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:48, archived)

Sadly hers

was the best of all the fake oirish.
I never understand ham shanks and their TV. They will get the most piss poor actor to do a foreign accent before they will actually employ one of the thousands of ex pats struggling to make it in Hollywood.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:51, archived)

I know.

Jayne Horrocks as Emma? No, we'll have sodding Gwyneth Paltrow.

Right, bed. Night all x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

night hunny

sleep tight.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

it makes you wonder if she's ever been to ireland.

or heard of it.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

Of course she's heard of it

she is no doubt 120% oirish, the same as every Hamerican you talk to. " my family is from the old country, it's where they make the leper corns you know?"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

weird thing is

they've got a yank doing a passable 19th century english (despite being in the 18th) and then get two english actors to be irish!
still.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

17th century wasn't it? And I think the English was early 1920s more than anything as well.

That just made me wonder if Americans have any concept of time or history at all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

1780 something i thought

so 18th

either way slightly wrong accent for the period. not to mention he's managed to become fluent in Japanese in less than ten years with no teaching.

series two gets off to a slow start, but the writer's strike kicks it right in the chuff in the second half. so infuriating.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

1671

Also according to my history the feudal, war samurais in full armour, period ended at the very start of the 17th century. So it would be more than likely that they would have rifles instead.

Also also, if you look at the dates of Kensei's birth and death in series 1 they don't actually match up with the second series at all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

he's a legend though

known to get their facts wrong from time to time
and he's an immortal so the dates are totally wrong

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:13, archived)

REALLY annoying

though not quite as dodgy an accent as her recently deceased brother (who i think was in fight club?). Why doesn't sylar have his powers back? annoying not having a defined baddy. when is hiro gonna stop fucking about in the past and do awesome stuff? so many questions, only so much time before writers strike

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

His name was Robert Paulson.

He's the guy who says that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

thats it! i knew i recognised him

and the new company man is from groundhog day

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

steven tobolowsky

he's in EVERYTHING. but he's fucking cool (as is his surname)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

more than that

he's the one who philosophises it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

right

the reason for sylar's power loss becomes known
the non-defined baddy is deliberate i think, to stop it becoming too stereotypical comic bookesque
soon my son, soon
but i think you've overlooked some important stuff

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:25, archived)

this post is for no reason

other than it completes my solo chevron

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:26, archived)

give it time

i think the resolution of his story (up to this point) is the best of the lot of them. although what they do between that and the end of the series is a bit gay

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:49, archived)

~~shoe~~ cellar

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

pffft

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

*snorts*

*spangs*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

Night all!

I be knackered and requiring bed.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

night night boris

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

you snorting again!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:14, archived)

oh how lovely Manley.

Did you eat it afterwards?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

And before, old chap.

And before.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

Damn why can't I manage this

/eternal whinging question...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

Poor uterus

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:52, archived)

I'm squiffy again...

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..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

YMCa

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

No wait!

It's on the wall!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

You guys are obviously on the same stuff I'm on!

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..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

The wall was by Pink Floyd. YMCA by the Village People.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

And Edith Piaf?

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..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

Inspired by Sundae Girl

Resulting in the loss of 30 mins sleep...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

i dont get it

bowler hats are funny because?

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8404075#post8404091

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

what did sundae girl win clipstar with again?

because i remember watching something of hers, and thinking it was.... not great (yet had the most votes in the animation section)

it had a singing sheep? i think...

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

Each to their

own! I've had about 500,000 views, been on telly, had vids shown in schools in NY and LA and won £5,000.

Sheep plays the banjo too. ;o)

Edit. I think the key to my success is that I don't take myself seriously. I just go around raising a chuckle. No more.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

^ wins argument.

ding ding!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

Oo, I just saw your video in /links.

That's one of my favourite songs ever, but nobody else seems to know it...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

I'm always

looking for those little known classics as well as the obvious songs. Check out my other stuff on You Tube, you might see some you like.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

*Does as he's told*

:)

[Edit] Ooo, I do like these. They'll keep me entertained for a while. :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

after seeing a few of your vids

it's odd, looking at them from the links page i expect constant sillyness and laughs, instead it's the song with great attention to detail, with plenty of amusing bits along the way (think i saw one set on the starship enterprise bridge, at least that's the one that comes to mind). Woo to you!

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

this^

simple solutions for stellar problems

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

nearly had a

JD + Coke meeting Keyboad + monitor incident then!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

I think part of my problem

is that I don't really know myself where I am going. I just do what feels right, and I love putting in little details that only one in a hundred spot. I know, I ought to get out more. But I get HUNDREDS of lovely messages, so why stop?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

don't stop moving

/tries to sing s club lyrics, fails due to poor memory. though this is a good thing on this occasion.

sincerely though, you know yourself, judging from your post above that you've got plenty praise. more! more! keep going until it bores you, i say :o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

hated that song

and the video didn't have enough rachel/hannah in it to make it watchable

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

Being creative is never boring

ok i colour in, and i use poorly drawn stickmen. I have no artistic talent whatsoever, but it doesn't matter. Even in B3ta, possibly the hardest 'gallery' in the world, I can claim a Front Page and a Newsletter mention.
I'm as proud of that as anything else.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

Jade goode's

Been on telly...

:|

....:P

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

And she is

richer than us by how much?

ok i hate her too. Scrub that reply.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

De-rissing here

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

Hah, I beat you to it :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

Well done, ClanSoul.

*claps a bit*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

There is death on the horizon

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

aye, first mate there be

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

I would take a photo of said death if I could be bothered.

But the horizon is the typical light pollution brown, except for a massive black patch which I hope is a tide of evil heading this way.

I haven't had a good medieval style ghoul fight for....well ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

Indeed

This entitles you to sex credits with girls.
Show them this post in order to redeem said credits.

/lies

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

I'm not allowed to talk about sex.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

Ahh...

"It says something about the state of your sex life when someone who's been in a cellar for 24 years is getting more than you..."

I wish I'd thought that up.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

Hahahah

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

Hahahah, ace :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

Fantastic!

I shall send Jeffries there in the morning for a fitting.
Don't you know.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

Simply too ripping for words.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

"I'd like to buy a hat please."

"You're in luck sir, this is a hat shop."
"Well I'd like a Trilby in that case, with all speed my good man."
"I'm afraid we're all out of Trilbys today sir."
"Tsh. No worry, your finest Tophat in size 28 then if you please."
"Sorry sir, we never have any Tops on a monday."
"This is a hat shop?"
"Yes sir, we have-"
"Oh no, I'm keen to guess."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

jeru, how do you solve the problem of flies?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

I take the term problem as a subjective altercation between those of arbitrary opinions and views and their surroundings,

from that I derive that they are not a problem but an intricacy of interaction, and declassify them as such.

Also, what the fuck are you talking about? The sims?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

smell of reeves and mortimer...and placing a turd in the valley of ones trilby to get rid of flies on your face

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

I haven't seen smell of reeves and mortimer in years, I only remember bits of it and get those mixed up with the other serieses.

I just remember the two who drove out into the country and parked between two trees, then spent ages hacking the trees down. Then their car boot flew off and exploded.

That one was random and brilliant.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

that was from bang bang.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

Argh!

I told you I got them mixed up.

Was Smell the one when they had the "GAS COOOKAH" fight? And had the people with eggs coming out of their mouth?

"Now who will take my monkeys to be baptised?"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

god i can't remember that one.

bugger.

but bang bang had the club which makes me love it all the mor.

"the hanging bollocks of babylon"

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

Was this Smell?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

yep it was.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

heehee!

Fantastic.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

*tips hat*

hurrah

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

Browl approves unilaterally

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

I love you and your browl,

so you know :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

how spiffing!

Can I just say I very much enjoyed watching the Matrix just now as I've not seen it in ages. ( but not as much as watching Bladerunner final cut before it )
So have this quick and oh god I hope she's dirty.

Click for bigger (125KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

There's a 10% of her

that makes her strangely unattractive. However, your imagery warrants, nay, deserves 'woo'.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

She is strangely unattractive

and quite blokey. I just can't understand why she gives me the raging horn ( and not in the matrix, just in general )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

It's the leather and shiny PVC

at a guess.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

she's much hotter

with longer hair, but i have the same issue

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

ah, was the matrix just on telly?

that would explain the random matrix quote-off me n my brother just had via text

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

that woman is responsible for more dominatrix fantasies in men my age than any other

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

I would have said domestic violence fantasies more than anything....

I don't think I've met a person who didn't find her ugly and annoying.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

thats so unimportant

her body in that catsuit *drools*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

Catsuit does not a dominatrix make though.

I would have said her attitude and fragility in the films would have sort of negated any feeling of dominance from her as well, regardless of her power and kungfooeyness.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

so much for spontenaity :(

i had to take a poo half-way through doing this...

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

With only the tumbleweed for company.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:49, archived)

give it time, lad.

give it time.
i'll get the respect i deserve on day.

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

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