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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:13,
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Ha ha ha yes
The problem with predictions is only become usefull if you know when the nasty things are about to happen.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:14,
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Friday.
The end of the world is booked for Friday. It's zombies again this year.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:16,
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Damn.... and I was all done preparing for catastrophic asteroid event
ho hum..off to B&Q for axe and barbed wire
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:18,
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Oo, hopefully asteroids might be next year's one.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:21,
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At least with zombies we can go out
in a blaze of bloody glory. I worry that when the robots take over we wont even be able to put up an effective resistance.
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:22,
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No problem.
Either their batteries will run out after an hour or they won't be able to attack further than a plug extension cable.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:41,
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hahah
awesome
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:22,
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oh noes
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:40,
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ftg67hu9kjot
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octopus footwear raaa ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:12,
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It's very nice, but
What does it mean?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:22,
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That looks quite nice
Therefore I clicked the "I like this" dealie.
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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:01,
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I can't read that I'm afraid
Maybe stroke in blending options will help. Looks nice though. Maybe going for a white stroke with a small size or maybe using a white shadow in blening options instead.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:02,
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Blind Love
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:58,
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good lord
will mummy not pin it to the fridge?
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new_matt ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:59,
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hush
it's cute
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:01,
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Now then, steady on chap.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:01,
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Hahahahahaha
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:01,
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mummy drew this :(
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:04,
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Ha ha
:)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:07,
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is mummy the one on the left?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:09,
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the one on the right actually
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:51,
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i wouldn't
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mongychops ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:05,
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yes you would
you're fooling nobody
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:10,
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Me neither.
That kind of talent makes me insecure.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:11,
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iimagine having to look at it every morning, life would seem pointless
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mongychops ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:12,
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a
poppy stinky
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zenithnadir ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:12,
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excuse me?
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mongychops ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:13,
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As long as he is warm and fluffy
That's all that matters.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:59,
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Well I like it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:11,
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me too
i dun a click to it
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:12,
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I'll bet that file size would be smaller as a gif.
Or even a png. For god's (or God's or gods') sake, man - look at the artefacts (or artifacts). (The genitives have been changed for a multi-theistic audience).
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:17,
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both spellings are technically correct, however "artifact" is preferred
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new_matt ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:21,
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Absolutely
I absolutely agree - I just put in the entire gamut of possibilities, so the reader, dear reader, would be free to choose.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:55,
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"I'll show you things you couldn't imagine!"
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:53,
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far too clever for my liking :P
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McBadger COW ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:54,
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RIS?
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Bob Todd whee ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:54,
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The Dr
Sells his sidekicks into the intergalactic sex trade. Very woo-sum
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:56,
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hehehe
splendid
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@man move along, nothing to see here on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:55,
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heheheh
silly doctor! who would pay to sex her?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:56,
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Very clever
Took me a while, but that's what I like about your posts :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:57,
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hahahahah!
damn good, that! Probably the funniest thing Tate has ever been in
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:57,
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hahaha!!
'you ain't stickin' that in me, space man!' 'ERK!'
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:57,
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AAAAAAH LANGFORD *headbutts screen instinctively*
Woo!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:57,
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screechy little bint, ain't she?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:00,
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I just don't see why she's still about.
Nobody's killed Mugabe, nobody's killed Langford. What. The. Fuck.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:00,
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mugabford?
jesus, i scared myself with that thought!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:02,
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Someone shop it....
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:02,
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hush!
tattyshop is unprepared for such evils as this!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:06,
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Ha ha ha!
I laughed at the Langford pic.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:57,
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Excellent!
Talking of phones, I bet the saps who bought the generation 1 Iphone are really happy with the release of the much cheaper, higher spec'd generation 2
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:58,
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technology: improving and getting cheaper all the time
no more than people who paid £800 for a Pentium 2 in 1997 would be...
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new_matt ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:00,
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I'm not going to buy anything ever again until technology stops developing.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:03,
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quite
i'm buying nothing with a microchip in again untail i have a robot butler like tomorrow's world promised. which reminds me.
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new_matt ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:10,
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that IS their normal business practice though...
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:01,
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Variation on a theme
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:06,
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except that it is a free upgrade to existing iphone contracts...
and you get the option to give away your old iphone to a friend...
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:07,
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That would be the
O2 service only contract would it? Crap customer care from a company who treats it's customers with contempt IMO.
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:10,
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Pffffft
Woo!
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:10,
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I am so far from understanding this
it's embarassing.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:16,
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shameless pearoast
That pimp sure gets around a lot!!!
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Virulent ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:20,
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pun-on-a-nun
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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*spang*
:D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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hahahahaha!
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McBadger COW ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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What's so punny?
And with that, I'm off.KTHXBAIB3TA
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:28,
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miss you moar
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McBadger COW ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:47,
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oh ffs
you loon :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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of dear
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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of dear indeed :p
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:22,
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puntacular!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:20,
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Pffffft.
Loon.
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FoldsFive ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:22,
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *double spangs*
Sorry I though I just thought I'd share this cold block with you...
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:30,
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why am i looking at your strange container
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:32,
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top right.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:33,
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I still don't get it
:-/
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Thinker ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:34,
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still ris
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:34,
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^ what they said
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:35,
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It's a plastic box with 'Don't Eat' on it.
I thought that would have pretty much been a given.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:36,
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hehe
can't see it, too blurred. *eats container *convulses
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:37,
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I can't read that
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:37,
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nah!
fry it in a little butter with some seasoning, tis all good!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:38,
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brrrr!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:36,
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hahaha
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:30,
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:32,
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uuuurhhhhhhhhh.....
*SPPPAAANNNNGGGG*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:48,
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:00,
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oh clannybooooooooooooy!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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an improvement
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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hahha
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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kill it!
kill it with spears!
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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then cook it!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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in reggae reggae sauce
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:22,
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OH GOD
Please don't let him eat my unborn/unconcieved children :(
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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hahahaa
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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cooooor
nice job!
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McBadger COW ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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thank ya!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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The pipes, the pipes are caaaaalliiiiiiiiiiing
from glen to gleeeeeeeeen aaand dooooown the something siiiiiide de dum DEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE something sunshine in the meadow OH danny boy, oh danny boy I love you so. YES. This is ace.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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thank ya captain!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:20,
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the truth about cornish inbreeding
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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hahhaah
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:20,
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AAARRGGGHHH!!
'ningles sicko matey!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:20,
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ning boyo!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:21,
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number 7?
/alien ressurection blog
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:20,
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numbah 8
*belch* numbah 8 *belch* numbah 8 *belch* numbah 8 *belch* numbah 8 *belch* numbah 8 *belch* :D
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:21,
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i would like
a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:22,
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number 8
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:24,
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I used to do that quite often at school.
/talented burper blog
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:24,
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I can't do it on demand.
If you can belch Archbishop of Canterbury in one go you can join my dad's club.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:25,
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I certainly could have done in my hayday.
I could burp the alphabet in one go sometimes.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:30,
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i can burp the alphabet up to 's'
or the phrase 'north vietnamese communist army'
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big fat cocks ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:30,
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all in one go?
RIGHT, now it's ciggy time.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:31,
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runs and hides in a corner!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:22,
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Mother?
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:21,
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yes son!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:22,
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Anita Dobson is looking rough these days
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:21,
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*guffaws*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:21,
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*snorts*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:21,
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Cap!
*ensnuggles*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:22,
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JPG!
*clambers*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:23,
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:D
Yay for clambering!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:25,
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*sticks tongue out in concentration whilst scaling left side of JPG*
Right, it actually is ciggy time now.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:26,
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Awwww.....
Bless you. :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:27,
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*applies for job as a sherpa*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:30,
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I went everywhere on my dad's shoulders as a kid
which means whenever I see a bloke one of the first things I do is assess whether he's rideable (SFW manner) or not.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:32,
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good plan!
the first thing i look for is chewable ears
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:36,
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Well,
My nephews (well, my ex's, more accurately) used to get the whole riding around on my shoulders thing from me. It's was great fun - nearly broke my back, but what the hell... They were lovely. I miss 'em. :(
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:39,
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*hug* big love.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:46,
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thanks, pickle.
*hugs*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:50,
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:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:39,
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*sets up base camp above jpg's left buttock*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:41,
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Oi - careful with that Ice Axe!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:43,
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sorry!
*digs in tent pegs*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:45,
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hahaha
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:22,
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^ needs less internet stalking and more haircut
:D Nice work, sir.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:21,
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haahha
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:23,
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ugh.
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:22,
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crickey
he drinks in my local.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:23,
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arf!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:23,
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mandatory micto has
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:37,
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...got him on ignore
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big fat cocks ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:12,
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after the pron yesterday?:
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:19,
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AAARRRGGHHH!!! *runs away*
great stuff!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:49,
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telling it like the good book says
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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HAHAHHA!
outstanding!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh
yes
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SiX and his hat ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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:D Excellent Work, sir
Good time to pop by, obviously.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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hahahahaha
got to 'love' religious eveangelism
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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Hahaha!
Religion :) This is what happens when you take everything litterally :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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I find taking tv shows and films too literally has an equally detremental effect
like that time I watched the Incredible Hulk and then bombarded myself with Gamma Radiation. I'm still sicking up alot and having my hair fall out.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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it's like when 5foot italians americans watch rocky.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:24,
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have you been watching eddie murphy raw, by any chance?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:32,
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i prefer him well cooked
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kingofpork is the king of pork ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:55,
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Pffft
One thing I never understood about gamma radiation is that if it only gets stopped by thick lead, why would it have such a bad effect on humans? Surely most of it would just pass straight through?
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:24,
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yeah it'd pass through but it would rape and pillage your cells as it went through.
twould be like an internal norman invasion.
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:26,
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I was wondering how I could reanact the invasion of England by the Vikings.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:30,
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the usual way.
put cards up in the phoneboxes of Oslo and Copenhagen offering British SexyTimes and beer at under a fiver a pint.
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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:59,
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Enough of it can get absorbed by you to do serious damage.
But it's a tiny amount. 50 joules/kg can kill you. that's roughly the energy produced by a bulb every second per kg of your body, so not much at all. The dose is so localised it does a shit load of damage when it hits the wrong spot.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:27,
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Yay! Learning!
This is good, as I have a physics exam tomorrow.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:31,
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Hurray!
I won't go into any more detail, because I'll probably put you off it for life.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:32,
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I've taken it for A-levels
So I've probably put myself off. Along with three other kinds of maths maths, further maths and economics D:
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:35,
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Gah.
I did physics maths chemistry and philosophy. That much maths would have made me angry.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:36,
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My maths teacher told me that in all the years I was at high school she never thought she really taught me anything. She did, but I just learn rather fast and tend not to forget. I just have a great mind for maths. I can do what I put my mind to at other subjects but I have to work really hard. It questions like those in English which annoy me, it's all in my head I just can't get it onto paper and have it make sense. And now I really am off. Bai!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:41,
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physics, maths, further maths, history
were my a levels. not a bad combination. from hereon, except when you get lectured by fuckwits with about five brain cells to knock together, physics is just applied maths. "pure maths" from a level is applied maths too. "applied maths" from a level is a mixture of worthlessness and physics. so if you at all liked maths at a level i wouldn't immediately discount physics.
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boris the spider ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:49,
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I haven't
I know im gonna carry on with maths and further maths (I have to, as my 6th form is doing all the maths in one year, then all the further maths the next) I'm gonna choose which I carry on with physics or economics depending which I'm doing best in. I chose physics cause I'm getting good grades in it in GCSE
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 15:03,
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It's what it does to you AS it passes through
that's the problem.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:28,
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BLITZKRIEG TIEM
YAAAAAY
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:33,
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^this
is great!
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theniwokeup has been awake since ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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hahaha
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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hahaha!
grand
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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hahahaha!!
bloody excellent!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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anything that takes the piss out of religion
brightens my day that little bit more
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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they usually do it themselves I find
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:20,
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that's what makes it so enjoyable!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:21,
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oof :D
awesome :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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Oh, yes!
*Burns embassy abortion clinic*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:22,
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Pffft!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:24,
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pffft
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:42,
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woo!
it is not that i do not believe in god, i feel it is god that does not believe in me.
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:46,
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Ha ha ha!
You should have given him a dog collar, too.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:51,
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pfft!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 7:10,
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I like the necklace
It speaks to his softer, less animalistic side that he CAN wear a necklace with a simple cross on it. He's such a sin-free pup that he doesnt NEED a collar.
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons ,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 18:48,
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that is way too true to be funny
but manages anyway! woo yay hooplah etc...
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rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing.... ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:41,
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hahaha!
nicely..
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beaubodor blogless ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:22,
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its
just brilliant
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mumified ,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:41,
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..
Two fp in a row! Very good, have a biscuit.
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Slacker ,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:53,
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Every time I do something inspired by a film,
I do it days after I've watched it.
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Nissun ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:10,
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tis highly woosome!
what film?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:12,
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Forbidden planet
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Nissun ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:15,
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is that a
porn film?
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SiX and his hat ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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Nah
That's Forbbiden in Uranus
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:26,
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Oo, purdy.
What film?
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Bob Todd whee ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:12,
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apocalypse now
duuuuuh
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:13,
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journey to the center of the earth?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:12,
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Battlefield Earth?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:13,
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They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard
To be gassed!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:14,
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noooooooo!
take frodo, but leave sam with me!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:24,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:45,
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Wow!
Amazing :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:13,
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*likes*
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:13,
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Filename suggests there's a bigger?
What's the film? My mind's saying Bridge to Terabithia, but I think that's because I caught my sister watching it yesterday.
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Thinker ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:14,
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I was gonna post the original big, but I forgot
and no. I should have drawn a clearer spaceman and make the vegetation more sci-fi. Hmm, next time maybe.
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Nissun ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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Won. Der. Ful.
Were you watching What Dreams May Come?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:14,
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wow
thats great :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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The Virgin Spring
After a couple of tabs. Job's a good'un. :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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fluffy tiem stikes bak
Click for bigger (100KB) stray cat in house 3;30am the results no wanna be lion tamer
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De ExE nom nom nom nom ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:01,
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Well, if you will poke it with firey sticks...
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Joliet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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well done
you should be very proud
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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not like
cannot scratch bum now
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De ExE nom nom nom nom ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03,
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tie that cat to a stick, and use that
looks like it can scratch quite well
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04,
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Is English your second language?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04,
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yep
wot an english ?
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De ExE nom nom nom nom ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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:D
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:06,
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use a stick...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04,
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TELL MORE OF THIS TALE
how did it all go down?
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:13,
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well
i'm on a pussy hunt 2nite with steelies on to see if cats can fly
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De ExE nom nom nom nom ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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is it still on the loose?!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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WOUNDS LOL!
CFB If you really want to.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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hahaha!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04,
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It was while playing football at my school on an astro-turf and doing a sliding tackle.
That was the first time I got that wound. Then I did the exact same thing again a couple weeks later (after the thing was finally healing) and it re-opened with lots of blood and torn skin =/ I broke the other guys arm though, something I felt guilty about for weeks D:
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07,
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you wish you'd broken BOTH his arms?
=D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:10,
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YES :D
His nickname is "pigeon" for some reason. I broke his wing D: My friend who, cleverly enough, managed to get acid in her eye while wearing goggles saw him at the hospital and phoned me to tell me I had broken his wing.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:11,
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pigeon?
does he coo? is he disease ridden? is his feet all cut up and mis-shapen from nets? =)
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:13,
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Haha
I have no idea. I think it was something to do when he was having a so called "hissy fit" and started flapping his arms madly.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:14,
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haha!~
but what's that sinister dark patch on the right?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07,
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Looming shadows D:
They're coming to suck my soul out through my arse elbow D:
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:09,
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yay blood
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Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:51,
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erm.. just in case
tetanus
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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dun and dun
an stitches not nice but rest of week of work woo hoo
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De ExE nom nom nom nom ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04,
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\o/
good job it wasn't bats BATS!! you don't want bats! lol, rabies :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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can't stop here, this is bat country
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:06,
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BAT BAT BAT!
*grabs bat* *BATS* :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07,
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I found a bat once in town
called RSPCA, they sent bat sanctuary man. then DEFRA called me every day for two weeks: Day 1: "did it bite you?" Day 2: "are you sure it didn't bite you?" Day 3: "can you check to see if it bit you please?" etc...
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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rabies, bad
and they only called you for two weeks because.. well they only need to check for 2 weeks :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:26,
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There's nowt wrong with bats.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:09,
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gday smash
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:12,
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hello )
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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"...he'lll see them soon enough..."
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:46,
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bats are fucking cool
i threatened to report my mum a few years back as they had bats nesting in a wallinntheir house and she wanted my dad to cover up the entrance. being a protected species i told her i'd shop her if she did and to wait until they left at the end of the year and then make repairs. which she did.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:09,
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Good for you!
There's some bats that live around my house, little pipistrelles I think. Gorgeous little beasties.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:11,
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they are funneh little things
get them at my folks' house somtimes in summer, the garden backs onto a farm
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:12,
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It's been *thinks* three and a quarter hours since I had my last cigarette
I've been so fucking busy. I'm off for a damn good one.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:14,
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i just went
it was good, sun was shining
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:34,
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hahaha!!
kids getting their own back!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:11,
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kids?
i'm fully grown.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:14,
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you'll always be their little kid!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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You'll always be little to me *pinches cheek*
Oh you mucky pup *licks hanky* come here
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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batcats?
frack me it seems bigger than before
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:12,
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"hides"
will have nitemares
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De ExE nom nom nom nom ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:20,
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hmmm
that is somewhat disturbing... have a click!
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rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing.... ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:46,
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toxoplasmosis FTW!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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holy frick
not even my evil kitteh does that
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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03,
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fuck me.... had yon jabs?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03,
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STOP. TRYING. TO. FUCK. IT. THEN.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04,
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SMAAAAASH!!
*hugs* alreet?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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*hugs back*
a bit crispy, but otherwise fine :) just waiting for asda to deliver, i've got chocolate and danish in my order!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07,
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i'm on my way!!
*starts jogging*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07,
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yay!
no sooner had i said it than they arrived! i've just put the shopping away in record time and am sat here with dr. pepper and 2 cinnamon danish! run, man, run!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18,
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fucking hell
bad luck mate. That is really horrible. Oooh, you live near me too, I'm going to build a wall over the downs to stop it coming into oxon
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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last seen
flying out front door in a northwadly direction put up the barriers
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De ExE nom nom nom nom ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:23,
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i do hope you stoved it's head in with a spade.
how did it get into your house/flat/shed/box?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:06,
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thru
landing window me poor cats are in therapy now
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De ExE nom nom nom nom ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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cats are sharp.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:06,
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pfff
you made me do lolz
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07,
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hehe
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:08,
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My cat is all teh fluffeh
and puts his claws in his little gloves.
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:09,
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\o/
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19,
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Cats 1 De Exe 0
Im all for this, better than the football on my tellyvisualbox
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:09,
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Thats serious scratchage!
keep a plant mister filled with water and lemon juice. Most cats hate the sound (hissing) and the smell of citrus. If that dont work then I suggest moving because it's clearly evolved. Check for apposable thumbs!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:13,
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:00,
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pffft!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:01,
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hehehehe!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:01,
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pfffffffffffffft
Woo and Yay!
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:01,
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A wandering minstrel I!
Woo!
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Joliet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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mmmmm, minstrels
melt on the stage, not in your hand
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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Fucking love minstrels.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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^this
I prefer when they used to be dark chocolate inside and white chocolate outside and vise versa D:
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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Weren't they called vice versas?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07,
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I don't know :S
I was rather young at the time and only have a very vague memory of these mysterious sweets.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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haha
what was the actually tagline? melt in your hand not in your mouth?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04,
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yep ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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Excellent stuff.
Nice use of the rabbit :D
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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:) i love flava flav rabbit
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03,
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Have you seen Superbad?
I love it when McLovin tells that girl 'it's half eleven' or whatever then says to his mates '...I told her what time it was'. Pimping as hell.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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McLovin' is my hero
sup gangstas? Bom-chikka-chikka-wow-wow
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07,
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Break yo'self FOOL!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:08,
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Haha, woo.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04,
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Hehehe!
:D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04,
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heheh
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07,
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Mmmmm.... Pat....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:51,
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That's a mouth that's made for loving.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:52,
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oh god!
run! woo!
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:52,
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*fears*
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:52,
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pfft
"manhands"
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:54,
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AAARRGGHHHH!!
OHHH!! AARRGGHH!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:55,
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cor!
I do like an experienced woman..
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:55,
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you fat dollop!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:55,
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phwoooor.
She's a babe
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:56,
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hahahahaha!!!
'belmer'
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:57,
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Fantastic!
£20 prize money? I'm tempted to have a go.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:58,
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think you've got what it takes to beat the butcher?
=)
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:00,
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Good point.
Well made. I'll stick to my Joey D impersonations. Edit: Where have you been hiding? Haven't seen you here for ages...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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the bosses have benn cocks about tinterweb usage,
but they're not here today! and i have a laptop at home now! all i need is photoshop and a manual and i'm on my way!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:14,
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has she got cherie booth/blairs lips?
make her look like the Joker
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:00,
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Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
*shudders*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:01,
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oh good lord!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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She looks like a goer
Just ask Zainab Badawi.
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Joliet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03,
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excellent
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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This is what would happen if I tried it
sorry DD edit: ooh, should have replied in the same post really, oops
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:40,
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needs more broken spine poking through the stomache
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:41,
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^this
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:42,
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^this
anyone see that vid thats been doing the rounds? Some chav kicking a wall made of concrete slabs... The slab he is kicking breaks, and the remaining ones drop... on his leg... uggghhhhhhh
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:43,
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haha
i saw that this morn, absolute class.
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:45,
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yeah, Happy days...
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[DTMX] Fishing hook ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:45,
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link?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:48,
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:49,
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Gah.
Why do I always watch these things?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:51,
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I wonder if it was a twat like that that ripped my garage door off
twice
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:53,
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Install concrete slabs above it.
Also, set up a camera and send it into you've been framed for some quick cash.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:55,
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rented garage, belonged to the council, so I thought fuck it
gave it up, it's currently boarded up, surprised nobody's tried to set fire to it yet edit: incidentally, if I booby trapped a property that was subjected to persistant violence I think I would be guarranteed jail should some muppet harm themselves in any way
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:00,
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Have you considered turning it into some kind of evil crime lair?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02,
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I would have were it attached to the house
:) oh and another garage went through this, apparently some "children" were enjoying various chemicals in there and doing fuck knows what else
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03,
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don't steal my dreams/ideas!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04,
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Just try and stop me
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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it's made me vomitous
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:55,
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It's almost enough to put me off my lunch.
Almost.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:56,
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crikey!
your poor lunch!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04,
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What a dick.
Why? What does he think would happen?
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:57,
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I'm watching that
without sound. Am I missing out?
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Thinker ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:00,
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I don't relish human suffering
but in this instance I say "GOOD"
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:52,
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^this
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:55,
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yup!
less of this sort of thing in the genepool would be very useful
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03,
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some bastard keyed my car
its only a heap of rubbish but its my bloody car. I may buy and air rifle and shoot chavs from now on in some rambo meets norris from coronation street type thing
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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frigging scum
:/
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:06,
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haha.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:42,
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cool
can you do that then?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:43,
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thats me...
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:44,
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ooh
i am impressed
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:46,
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You are Neo
It's even in bullet-time! AICMFP
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:43,
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its me you fools!
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:44,
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I can see the strings ;)
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:46,
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Impressive
Surely that's more gymnastics rather than free-running though, which I thought was all about jumping ledges and gaps, running up and around walls, etc.
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Chisel ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:47,
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Yeah
those two videos are just me doing gym, there are other videos somewhere of me and some people outside.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:49,
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It's about scallying around leaping on other people's property
when you should be politely waiting for the bus.
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:54,
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hahahaha
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:01,
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Hahahaha
wet patch
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:43,
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Hahaha!
Just noticed :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:44,
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; )
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:46,
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If it were me my wheelchair would have collapsed on me
as well
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:48,
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pfffft
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:50,
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hahaha!
YES!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:56,
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spang
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:35,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:36,
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heheh.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:38,
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:38,
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hehehe, spang!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:41,
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Eeeeeehehehehehehehee!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:42,
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Well i never! Ooh, there's another one!
...and another! edit: source pic
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:29,
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hahaha
ace
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:30,
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Haha!
what make of dog is that? i like the cut of his jib.
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mr spoons ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:31,
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weimaraner
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:35,
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yay for yuppie dogs!
especially good when dressed in shirts and ties.
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mr spoons ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:36,
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this disturbs me
and i like it. *kalik*
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:31,
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Hahahaha!
Rofl
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:31,
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YES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:32,
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hahahaha!!
nicely!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:32,
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Hehehe
How wonderfully silly!
(
Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich? ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:33,
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hahahah!
excellent!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:44,
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Been designing posters
for the Free-running club where I coach.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:28,
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hahaha!!!
that looks like it's going to be a messy landing! tis woosome!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:30,
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Coooooooooooooooool
I wish I could do stuff like that, but I'm far too creaky.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:31,
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*oils
Oooh lockstock sig!
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:32,
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Aye me too
I'm just far too lazy to get out and find a place to teach me, plus I don't know where to start looking for lessons in London, doesn't seem to be many about.
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Chisel ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:34,
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lessons?
i didn't think you could get lessons, i thought you just ran about jumping off stuff
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:36,
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Yeah
I believe they do lessons in the art of jumping off stuff, I think they have silly names for all the moves too. I just prefer the idea of learning in a supervised environment rather than jumping off the nearest building, and realising too late that I can't jump as far as I thought =D
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Chisel ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:41,
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it's all fun and games until someone grazes a knee..
woo!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:37,
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Oh I do like to be beside the seaside...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:13,
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phwoar! SPICY!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:14,
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Ha ha The very best
of British "Saucy" Humour
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:14,
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Phwoar, look at the curves on the one in the middle.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:15,
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I applied to go on Dragon's Den,
but apparently there's no market for the Cuntsock
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:17,
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Those narrowminded bastards.
I'd buy a few.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:18,
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not actually sure what they are
but what a great trade name
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:20,
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Hahahaha.
I bet those source images were hard to find. That Reggae sauce is delicous.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:16,
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i have yet to sample it's saucy delights!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:19,
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I tried it
But I didn't like it. ... so I'm out.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:22,
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its like having a party in your mouth!
and everyones throwing up
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:23,
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so fag butts, used condoms and vomit everywhere?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:26,
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sounds like my sort of party!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:27,
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The sauce images were easy to find
finding a source image for the viewing machine was the hardest
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:22,
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^^^
(^^)b
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cybo ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:16,
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Arf!
You saucy little get!
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:17,
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hahaha!!
PHWOAR!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:19,
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haha
saucy
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:23,
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Would
yummy
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:24,
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All three at once?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:25,
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mmmm maybe
could be a bit 'messy' not sure the other half would approve tho, she is a salad cream type
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:26,
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You could always add some salad cream to appease her.
I can never decide whether I prefer mayonnaise or salad cream.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:28,
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Ph-whoar!
needs more 'Daddies' (for the ladies).
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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich? ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:26,
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Doh!
I knew there was something missing
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:30,
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this is clearly some kind of trickery
Woo!
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:30,
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Cor!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:38,
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How rude!
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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich? ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12,
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Haha, nicely done.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:13,
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it's only a matter of time before they oppress us with their mechanically activated finger action
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:13,
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arf!
i want one!! *cuts hand off*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:17,
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Hahaha
Woo!
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:21,
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:D
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:42,
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smooth!
nice shadowing
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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yes, it's cockclock Tuesday
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:10,
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is that the time?!
*whips trousers off*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:11,
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jizz o'clock
(
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12,
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Hurray!
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12,
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That cock needs to be sweeping!
mind if I leave this here? not worth a thread.
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:16,
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these road signs are confusing
unless all roads lead to Barnsataple Ilfracombe Simonsbath
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:17,
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Henry
is not amused! :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:22,
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Hurray for Henry!
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:17,
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is she waiting for him to paddle her ass?!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:20,
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If it makes you happy, yes.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:21,
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YAY!
=D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:22,
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Henry!
fifty quid from any branch of john lewis
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boris the spider ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:20,
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Hooray Henry!!
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:21,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:32,
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Haha, ok one more.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:34,
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scuse my ignorance,
but where can I find the original source for henry?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:39,
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i am old
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pancakes_n_ham ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:08,
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this gag has got to be as old as the hills, but I don't remember ever seeing it...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:07,
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well, he's a dick, what does he expect
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:08,
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women don't understand him
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:10,
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well, he is full of brains
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:11,
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Cock Tuesday!
(
WormuIus ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:08,
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THROBBERS!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:10,
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haha!!
i keep getting sudden rushes of blood then i black out, when i come round i'm covered in goo!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:10,
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the teenage years were the worst.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:20,
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new_matt ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:05,
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Morph?!
lucky devil!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:08,
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