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# porn cops


Does anyone remember this yummy, but heart-clogging cereal? I think it still exists in the U. S and A. - those wobbly funsters.

Pretty hard shopping that 'C' - thats half an hour of my life i want back.

Is this compo-able?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *desires*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Vile stuff... popcorn flavoured cereal for breakfast...!
ace pic though

EDIT: It may just be me, but is that her off Eastenders who shot Phil MItchell?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Oh noes. Vile piss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahaha

_/*\_ Mr Wobbly approves of this and has stopped sulking
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# what were you sulking about?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# This ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/8474302 - But I am over it now and I am moving on.

How are you today Mr Box?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *reads the pack for the inflatable whore*
Wow, she's a busy girl. She's got "three working offices".
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# you'll never get that time back.
nore this time either.

muhahahaha i have stolen your time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# inflatable?
that's the best kind! Is it wipe clean?

WOO YAY - I especially like all the work y ou put into the "C"

Have a banana
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# * I like all the work you put into the gap in the word "y ou"

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Vile stuff...
the cereal, not your post, which is to a high standard.

Probably not compo material in its truest sense, but what the hell - I'm sure there are less relevant posts included.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Yes, it is indeed still around in the states
Used to be called "Sugar Pops" before it became politically incorrect to admit breakfast cereals contain sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahhahah,
yeah, I remember that

Wasn't it about at the time "frosted wheats" were called "Toppers", and those banana flavoured rice crispies were available?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# You've just made me want toast toppers.
Mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *misses cherry poptarts*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Pop tarts were always bleurgh
I can't get on with sweet things for breakfast, unless it's the occasional bit of jam on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You and I need to have a chat about your breakfast issues.
See me after class.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# What's wrong with my breakfast issues?
If I eat when I first get up, I usually am a bit sick.

My idea breakfast is about two hours after I get up, and consists of the biggest bacon and tiger bread sandwich EVER and a nana.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *flinches*
I was only messing ;'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# S'alright bunny, I wasn't getting arsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
#
:) ok, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# TIGER BREAD
oh my god, I could go for some of that right now... buttered with a big slab of really strong cheddar in it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# 6 minutes until I can eat.
I'm so hungry I feel physically sick.

Sod the six minutes, I'm eating NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# dairylea on toast FTW
although I am addicted to homemade (and very bitter) marmalade on toast..
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Bitter marmalade....
ohhh yes.

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Marmalade can sod off n'all.
Like grapefruits. Why the HELL would anyone eat a grapefruit when they could have something nice instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# in this breakfast conversation i want to be associated with all your comments
they're identical to what i would be writing anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Because I am brill.
You are also brill.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# noooooo.... Marmalade is great stuff...
...but grapefruits are INCREDIBLY unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ^ This
with soapy lesbian action attached!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Aversion to grapefruit but not lesbianism.
When are you moving in with me, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# It would never work
You love coffee whereas my coffee caddy is something I put spare batteries in.

:O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Cumquat's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# what you want is as much pork and proto-chicken as you can fit between two slabs, and i say slabs, of granary bread
accompanied by a triple shot of espresso
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Aye- definitely.
But I can't eat when I first get up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# who does that?
i tend to need about an hour or so to get a good run up at breakfast. i forgot the vat of strong nearly milkless tea as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Nice black coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# there's something wrong, something dark and sick about people who pollute coffee with milk
i want my coffee blacker than robert mugabe's heart in cellar at night. ideally i want my coffee to be so strong that it has spooned out of the mug like a yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I had milk in mine up until just after the meet
now I haven't had it with milk for a while and the thought makes me feel a bit ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# well i'm glad you've joined my team.
because there's a war coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Sweet Snacks
filled with Lava!!!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# mmmm... Pop Tarts
They are so wrong, but they taste soooo right
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# so very very true :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# When I was at Uni we used to hit tins of toast toppers with hammers.
If you get it just right in the middle of the top, it projects vile gunk to a height of about 30 metres.

Far better than actually eating the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Oh I love them.
Reminds me of the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Oh dear God please tell me you're not thinking about Sandwich Spread there...
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# you are all of teh wrong, young lady
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# But in the best possible way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Nicely done!
True story; I used to call popcorn cock porn when I was younger.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# excellent work, sir!
used to eat cornpops all the time when i were ickler, until the flavour made me feel a bit sick
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Indeed
The milk was the worst - it just turned to yellowy syrup.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# yep
the milk became all of fail. These days I'm eating the same cereal my dad does - Shredded wheat with just right on top
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Mmmm, the big yellow taste of vag!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# My other half always refers to Popcorn as Cop-porn,
makes us giggle everytime...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Yes
They were rank!

I'd say no but whadduayeno.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# In Sainsbury's...
... they have a section of the morning goods aisle marked as "Adult Cereals."

Now I get why.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Really well done
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hoots Mon, there's a moose loose aboot this hoose!
*imagines this song playing in the background*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# lord rockingham's XIII
1950s ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# It's a bastard to get out of your head once it's in there, though


/been singing it since Monday blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i've been singing i don't like mondays since last week
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# best i could do

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-R1F5RYOco&NR=1
i think i actually have this very 78 somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# seriously?
oh god oh god oh god the radio just referred to Motley Cru as classic rock! what the fuck?`
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# What the shitting piss?
What radio station is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# could be virgin maybe?
something here has gone horribly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# When you find out, let me know.
I'll see if our resident Crue obsessive wants to call them and berate them mercilessly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# nah i've no idea i'm afraid
it was either radio 2 or virgin i think
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# from this day forth all b3ta dancing anim's should be set to this music
i keep replaying it, wil's one down there is great.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# now THAT's what music is all about
nice n simple, dancey dancey tiem
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# XI
*Pedants off*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# bugger you're right as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# A moose lives in a windmill in oold omstahdam
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# woo! reminds me of this:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DHocoWe9mzU
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Get down!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Same ones I used to make my 6000 posts pic, 'Ginch Gonch':

I'm sorry but you may be seeing more if these as they just make me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
www.b3ta.com/board/8474436
works soooo well
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# it looks like there's someone else's arm in the middle
alternately slapping each of them on the chest
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# get down
splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# get piss
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# EARTHQUAKE!
heheh, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# captivity
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# She is in your buckets
*Stealing your kippers
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Is she sleeping with the fishes?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# her mum did
hence the tail
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# aw poor mermaid
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# She must be freezing!
She's got a nice side boob though.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hi, i'm peter griffin
and welcome to the side boob hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hang on
Do her legs fuse into a tail at the knee?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ^this
nice idea though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Most mermaids don't have sexy bits
but this one does! Yays!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# pretty inaccessibe sexy bits if she's fused at the knee though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Not if you bend her over the back of the couch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Goodness, you're on form today.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# When it comes to this
I am ALWAYS ready to put a lot of thought in. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *makes plans to gaffa taping the ladywoman's knees together*
couch conch
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# NOT gaffa tape, it hurts.
Electrical tape is better, but the best thing of all for that is just a belt wrapped a coule of times.

*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# -_Q
i say!

/couldn't be any less into that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Well it doesn't hurt that you're informed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# and knowing is half the battle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# bondage tape is BEST
remember asking for some in swansea's only sex shop. I do get a bit of a kick bodly walking into a place like that:
/walks into shop, lady behind counter asks
'what can I do you for?'
'I'm looking for some bondage tape'
'We've got some over here'
'Do you only have it in red? Do you have any in black?'
'I'm afraid it's only in red'

cos obiously the colour matters
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I don't like it on principle.
To be honest, I use silk rope if I use anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# spose you need a fair bit of trust before rendering yourself that....erm..bound
trust thrust?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *spang*
the noise she'd make certainly wouldn't be the calming sound of the sea ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# is it bad that I was considering this too?
mermaids - doggy style every time ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Surely
Froggy style?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# External fertilisation
sounds a bit Bukake to me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I like Bukkake
/Joel
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# In Nagasaki
they like Bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# don't you mean doghorse?
www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# thats odd...
firefox kept resizing itself whilst I watched that...hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# yes, it does, it does a little browser window shake thing.
quite annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# CLOACA FUN
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Is that "Splash - The Directors Cut"?
Seems a bit darker than the original release
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# i never did like pilchards
i might be about to change my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# there's something a bit fishy going on here...
heheh, excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# lmao this is Willis


Click for bigger (15KB)

I've shopped his hair, nose and he's not normally that big
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# G cup's a bit unfair.
Maybe a C.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# who is willis?
shop looks pretty good though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Willis
Is a lad from work. I know its not great to put colleagues on as you lot wont know him, but its going down a storm here, one woman just literally pissed herself. He hates seeing his head on bodies or animated but I just keep on fooling!!
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# literally pissed herself?
do you work in a retirement home?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Pics or gtfo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# wha' choo talkin' 'bout?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# GAH!
*pisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# 0.0
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# What you talkin' bout Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# It's a bit hard to comment without the before pic really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# *RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# ^same here TBH
before and after comparison might help
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# What you talkin' about Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# LMAO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# i think you've got the wrong en of the stick here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I remember you
where's your mate, the other troll?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I'm struggling
You'll have to remind me mate?
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# can't remember his name
but you and a mate used to troll about on b3ta a while ago, mostly posting pics of people with GAY written on in comic sans.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# So, quality input - is that what you're saying?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# yes
twas either pics of their workmates, or pics of me. clever boys.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Nah
You've got the wrong person here Dbroon. I'm not that immature
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# EA1G CUP
LMAO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Right-o.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# paedo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# is he?
I didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# what you talkin bout willies :p
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Sidney felt as though he'd stumbled into the wrong part of town. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Pharmacist!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# bassist!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# harmonicist!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# noticed!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# YO CRAZY FO'
QUIT YOU JIBBA JABBA!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Just because none of the others made an effort.
Lookin' sharp, Sidney!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Haha now do one with loads of afro-picks stuck into all the others :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# True story.


CFB (98 gigawatts)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I fank you,
its my first time, and you popped my cherry.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# * No Comment!

* I commented on the first one, before you deleted it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Sorry,
I thought I done a terrible thing, please forgive me.

*shames, another kitten dead*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# *Sulks

*Sulks some more
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Counts to 1000,
1 elephant,2 elephant ...
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# *arrives with matches, stake and firewood*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Oh, are we having a spitroast.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# *ties bullfrog to stake, arranges firewood*
yes, you naughty thread deleater
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
#
*muffles through apple*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# *Continues to sulk
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# *gives matches*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# If I could turn back time I would,
but its time, just like the world, to move on. I know I should be in the naughty corner.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *Stops sulking...
Pats RBF - There there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT MY BONFIRE?!?!?!?!?!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *Sets fire to Kebab

* There you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# :(
*extinguishes*
Wobbly bloke burnt my neck. I didn't like it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Noice

GIF is your friend though; JPEG makes the text look like shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Thanks,
I thought it looked a bit patchy. Probably should have made the font biggar too, but is my first time :-)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# We've all been there
nice effort
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# crap dad


previously www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/sling.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Has your wife had a boob job? C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# she gave me a boob job
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hehhehhehehehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Dr. BLAAAAAAAAARRB!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# \o/
Fabulous, sir!

Edit: Bless him, he looks so pleased with himself.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Maybe he's fiddling with his (reputedly) 10-incher
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Good 'ning, sir!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *waits for piper*
*piper doesn't blaarrrrbb*

Excellento!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# piper don't blarb
y'all
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Pipers go PAAARRRRRP!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# haha great
*waiting for rose to BLAAARB!*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Win just win
nice twist

have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahahay
BLAAAAAARB!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Dr
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Happy Socket is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# magnifique
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I imagine the Tardis blaaaarbs like Brian Blessed.
Woo.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# imagine the noise it makes . . .
it's like a very very slow BLAAAAAAAAARRB!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# like the foghorn on a large ship
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahah, full of win!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
That, I did not expect!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha wonderful
if rose blaaaarrrrrbbbbb'd she's swallow the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Superb!
I wasnt expecting a tardis BLAAAAARRB!

Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Unexpected tardis!!
Yay!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Not had him out in a while...


Woo to blaaaarrrrrbing timelords :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAAAAARB!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ....


blog and archive

story :
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7459579.stm
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Nice one.
"for our own protection" indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# political
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# We had a phonecall into our IT dept once
from the wife of one of the dept leaders of the Lib Dems...wanting her husbands password.

Fecking bigot that she was, we relished saying "I'm sorry, due to the Data Protection Act, we'd be breaking the law if we gave you your husband's password" and her screaming "MY HUSBAND WRITES THE LAWS!!!!" to which we happily reply "Then I'm sure he'd abide by them too madam."

God I wish I could remember which one...would've had a field day.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
The Lib Dems! Hahahahaha! WRITE the law! Hahahahahahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I know, what a kidder :D
Fecking deluded woman.....she could've been a homeless bum coming out with stuff like that.

LOL, WOMEN LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I can just imagine it . . .
RING UP JECCY AND TELL HIM I WRITE THE LAW WOMAN! C]:0D



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hurrah!
fingerprints - the password you can never change
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# unless you work int eh pinapple packaging industry
or secide to cut the skin off the end of your fingers.

or some yakuza decide to cut your fingers off for failing them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# or if you've got no hands anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha ace.
I despise this woman
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# me too
she's so prim and smug I want to hit her repeatedly with a nailbat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# is that all?
..
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ..
www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/archives/878
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# with all the documents and information going missing over the last year or so,
is it really such a new thing? people are inherently a little rubbish, is there just more media attention on such things? Could be the equivalent of the old 'fake sheikh', trying to catch officials out
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# but then
every time a nice load of details goes missing, we get told "oh, we have strict procedures in place" and "we're conducting an internal review" - what bollocks, they just wait for the fuss to go away and then continue as normal

I don't think it's people being rubbish - it's that they just don't give a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ah, good old complacency and ineptness
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Thats what this country was built on!
*edit* Sorry... Thats what this country is now built on.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hehehe!
nice one, once again you do it properly.
www.b3ta.com/board/8474084
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ­
zwijntjeskunst
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I don't quite see what this is about
:\


Off to Maths, bye board xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Aaaargh Pigse!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Wheres..
The ring?

Eh?

EH??
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# a drawring
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# now where can I purchase
one of those fine Official Badger Hats?

woo pic too :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Here...
www.b3ta.com/board/8470425
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# eeugh! would not eat..
*leaves a tip*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Badger Union card holders only..
12, the set
countryside
uk

£4.50inc p+p
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hhhmmmmm.... I must infiltrate their ranks
and obtain a card...

Thank goodenss, I am a master, - of disguises
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I heard...
...that you can get the OFFICIAL ones here:
www.badgershop.com/officialbadgerhat.html
^-^
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ha silly.
not hat.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
#


and what they ¬ are all about to say
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Badgers are great!
and so are badger-faced sheeps!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# googled..
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# maybe his hed had just grow
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# This advert amused me

Original here
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# "look at the size of that thing!"
*awes at massive head*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *Zips up

*Sorry about that, I didn't realise they were undone
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# well it's understandable when you keep your parasitic-conjoined twin in you pants
*open your miiinnndddd, start the reaacccttooorr!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Then you are easily pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Yep
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Then so am I
for this is great.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# so, ah, what have done to it?
am i missing something?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# um
I'm still new to animation, and I wanted something to do. This looked a prime candidate.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ah, maybe i should have waited for it to animate
Curse my awfully slow internets. :s
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# LASS DICH
I've got one of them somewhere, for strapping on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *chases around with it*
I just want to be special friends! Come back!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# my name is not BOB!
*runs around like duncan norvelle*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *gets lasso* I will have you, my pretty, mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I just disappoint you constantly, don't I?
I'm sorry Mr PeeGee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *recovers, just in time*
Not in the slightest :D

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# \o/
Ciggy time!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# What?
Again? So soon?

You're addicted, woman!

;)

*sneaks out for crafty smoke as well*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Could be worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# indeed, we could all be plummeting to our deaths in an out-of-control
tour bus made of caramel & sawdust; Imagine the horror!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# you have a strap on what?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Poets, weddings, KUALA LUMPUR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# a strap on 'Leave you'
according to bablefish
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ...to the car to ward off gangs of hooded youths?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Good. Not just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# she's currently employed by tefal.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# the original just looks silly :)

and ignore the cuntish comments
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# haha!
Good spot.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Yeah, I saw this on photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
and it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Just messing with a free gif animator...


Free download as linked by GSTQ many moons ago.
encoderx.eu/imageeditors/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I downloaded beneton a while back
Quite good - dead easy to use. Would recommend it as well...

software.benetonfilms.com/Beneton_Movie_GIF/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# You downloaded a jumper?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# shirley benneton is like naf naf, mostly worn by french
and other eurokids
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Racist!
Cheers, I shall have a look as this one was quite fiddley when optimising.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Ah.
I was going to say that the only real problem I had with that package is getting the filesizes down...

In terms of simply sequencing frames it's a doddle, but anything complicated is beyond it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Indeed!
This was 5 or 6 frames of jpegs at 23k and I somehow managed a whopping 750k animation!
and it's black and white!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Yup.
I found saving source pics as gifs helps. Even if the gif size is larger than the jpeg size per frame, the finished animation seems to come out significantly smaller. Dunno why - probably SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# pikey fight!
bam!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# that lenny mclean?
quite enjoyed his book
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# indeed!
I've got his book somewhere at home!
I must dig it out at some point.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# it was quite amusing,
kind of one fight with some stuff then another
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# blimey, it actually works
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# :D
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Hmmm


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# prepare for a spanging!
hahaha, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# This deserves more comment.
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# How much is that Coffee, in the window?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# about £4 more than it's worth
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# It took me a second but I jolly well approve of the spangyness
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hehehe
Took me a moment for some reason!

*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Molonel Custard!

What ho chaps, ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# if I consumed tobasco
I would have a pipe

it would make me appear distinguished and that

though the continual swearing might ruin the effect.

piss.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Would you have a custard beard?
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# One may endeavour to have such a thing
what ho!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I could make a real life custard beard and compo not really cooking but who cares
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# On the contrary - swearing with a pipe is the HEIGHT of sophisitcation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# it is!
I say! It'll make me seem all worldly!

arse cock.

(can't stop swearing, tits)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I'd be swearing if I had tabasco in my pipe...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I'd be swearing if I had my pipe in tabasco
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# but its sooo good ooo the sting, fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# once you get past the pain, you get to liking it, and then you get to demanding it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I demand tabasco on my captain winky!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# The pic on BBC just amused me.



news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7460475.stm
(thediscokingpin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# TOAD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# or any other slimy amphibian, frankly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# oh.
a toad...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha, nicely played sir!
Edit: I'm going to evilfy Michael Howard at the weekend. That's not going to be too difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# that man makes my skin crawl
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# It's when Rory Bremner does his impression of him
he gets that leer PERFECTLY.

Edit: fucking hell- unshopped

blogs.telegraph.co.uk/VirtualContent/84882/howard2.jpg


That man is the DEVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Oh well you can just rock me to sleep tonight after seeing that pic...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I think I'm the one that needs the rocking...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Evilfy Howard? How?
Shop Thatchers head onto him?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Well in the same was as I did the people in my profile.
But yes, that'd be simpler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *checks*
You're going to draw his tantalisingly undressing bottom?

Please don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Thatcher isn't eeevil!
*quite likes Maggie Thatcher...will run and hide shortly*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Tell that to the generations of school children deprived of milk...
or the families of soldiers killed in the Falklands...

Or... (could go on)

Not that any of the others are any better mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# She tried something different
and I admire her for sticking to her guns.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Someting different being the systematic destruction of whole communities?
sticking to your guns is one thing but I draw the line at changing society into a fearful, private, suspicious hoard that demands to live in Orwell's vision of 1984...

/politics

*re-fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Yeah I am tired of this political stuff already
*fluffs also*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Ha ha, Thatch is a sore point for a lot of people methinks...
Anyway, politics aside, how's the lovely Face this morn'?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Face is quite good, just a teensy bit worried, thank you :)
How's Mr Doom?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Worried? How so?
Imperial Lord Doom is bored in work, as ever... and considering vectoring the pic of Michael Howard that Cap'n Wow posted up there ^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Haha, why'd you wanna do a frightening thing like that?
I am a bit worried because Ttssattsr has vanished...which sounds lame, I know, but I am a woman and a complete worrypot so I'm all tense-like.

*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ah... leave that to me...
I'll drag him back.

He's coming to my gig on Monday so he better not have vanished.

EDIT: Well I don't want the poor fellow deluged by b3tans, so I'll leave it... :)

EDIT EDIT: OK, maybe I'll see what I can do then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Ahh I see
well let me know if he gets in touch...

I'm all full of fret.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I haven't been on too much recently
has he not?

:S

Right. I'll email him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
#
I've gazzed, offline messaged, texted and called him.

No answer.

His phone was switched off when I tried calling...which is really odd.

:(

*is not a stalker*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# No, you're just worried.
Well I've only emailed, but we've got the bases covered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yeeah
he'll reply eventually I suppose.

*wants to distract self with food but doesn't have any*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# It's time to nom
on the faces of the guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# These are some tasty criminals...
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Sorry, but I'm from a Northern family that were shat upon by her.
From a great height.

She ruined people's lives. And gave not a shit.


You're entitled to your own opinion, but for my money, she's one of the most foul creatures ever to scuttle upon these green and verdant lands and I will not shed one tear when she dies save for those I shed for the families she ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# She did make some epic fuck ups
but all PMs are bound to do that at some point.

I just think her presence was a step forward in the politics of this country...
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# And I fervently disagree with you.
But I'm not about to let that satanic crone change my opinion of you, I think you're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Haha phew!
Once they make time machines I'll go and live in the 80's to try and see what she was really like, promise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *stands behind Captain*
Yeah, what she said...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# TEXT ON A DWAD!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# yah!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# an improvement
on the original source, that is....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Yay - "The Darling Bud of Mong"

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# perfick!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Reminds me of a foetus
(thediscokingpin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# hahhaahah, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha, awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# What ... what ... WHAT is this thing?!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
#

took ages to find, i really must find a better way of cataloguing things.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hehe
i did this yesterday in response to "pc stolen from hazel blears office" but i forgot to post it, they changed the headline and it's a bit pants anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha, that is actually most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# You should have given it
it's own thread anyway. A pun is always a pun.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# most kind.
in other news
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7458479.stm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# is that the b3ta server?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Kind of like a mutant Raul Julia
gawdresthissoul
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Have this pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# For some reason, no matter how hard Sidney tried to escape, he was always found.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Is that a Chuff Cloud he is standing in?

* No wonder he always gets found!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Chuff means something different to me, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# chuffed to bits?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Ihh-ehhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# the Chough is a small bird
my old college has some on its coat of arms

fact of the day
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# so did my senior school badge
www.onslow.herts.sch.uk/images/OSA_Badge_Left.jpg
the crowns were added long after i left when it merged with an enemy school
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# uh huh...........V
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Ningles prodge
How art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# on a scale of meh to meh....I'm meh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# those aren't choughs
those are penguins

/deliberate misunderstanding
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hehehe Keith had the same problem!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# and Gerald...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# The look on his beak
says it all.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Oh noes!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I simpsonified myself and the band..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I fucking love you guys! You rock!
I especially like that thing you do when something bad happens... that's it: "DOH!"

HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Mr.Gear you are a true gent
We have more cheese in our set than a day at a dairylea factory
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm airbags!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm funbags!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# mmmmmmm ballbags!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# nice
keyboardist needs a neck brace.

my 1000st post :D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Gratz !
:)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

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