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# you little bastard
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# thats no
baby...


..is it human or is it an ape?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# It's a demonic killing machine
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# Most babies have that capacity
in my experience
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Are you confusing demonic killing machine
with shitting yourself?
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# No, I don't think so...
My wife works with ickle babies, and you should see the state she comes home in at the end of a working day. Mind you, she too says I don't know shit, so you could well be correct...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Now I have this image
of your wife with vampire babies hanging off her
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# You say that like it's a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
# did you see the noob battles earlier?
twere rather amusing
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)
# nope, missed em
apparently it was something to behold as well
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# yep
much bile was spat
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)
# tell me more
tell me more?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)
# this twat was the icing on the cake
www.b3ta.com/board/8642774
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# thanks for the link
I shall pull up the chaise long my pipe and slippers and read away ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ha ha
"you're a div" - you gotta love that... pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# fuck me up the shitter
how did i miss that??
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
# and this wee fella
scoll down through his posts
www.b3ta.com/board/8642278
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# tis tuesday
but, again, fuck me!

are people trolling for the fun of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# good god
I'm glad I've been out all day
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I can't see that
...... anymore!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I like the way that he claimed not to care wait people said
but changed his insult tactic once informed mocking troll for being a WoW thing was wrong.

chuckles and giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)
# BABYJAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Beams !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I haven't seen that, but I saw the Laure Manaudou goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# oh i read the story just now.
and this is the only olympics i can watch.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)
# i dont know whether
to laugh or adblock?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# What's with the lizard?
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# Is this a display of Newt
-onian physics?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I see no gravity at work here
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# careful!
you'll have its eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I didn't need to see that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# ahem
link to source please....

*looks furtive*
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# ah no
just found it. thats a weird one
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# link to source.
Source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# jole about the olympics.


bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha strangely, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Really?
And also wtf?
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# it is a topical news thingy
news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&ncl=1236058116
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# god. damn. it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# they should have hired you to do the fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Looks real to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Seamless
I'd say
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# How much ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# ten dolla
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# ..
www.b3ta.com/links/Singin_In_Beijing
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
# i saw that earlier and left to comment but was amused.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# tHIS IS NOT THE dYSLEXIA I KNOW
fears this is someone else pretending to be Dyslexia.
Lets look at the facts-
1. too few seams.
2. It contains a joke
3. Uses 1 font
3. Contains 3 images
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# no no no man i have a good reason for this.
i'm fucking tired and my scanner is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I want Dyslexia back....what have you done with him?
Is there a ransom?

Your cover story will not work!

the truth is out there
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
#

here comes Jims sister, mary carey on her motorbicycle.

busting for a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)
# AHAHA WHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# YES I AGREE
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# looks like masturbation
yum
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# She loves those motorbikes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha
I can only think she is doing something untoward in her sidecar.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# stainded upholstery
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# how nice.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Bump . . . de . . . bump . . . de. . . bump !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# this entertains me
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Medal of Shame
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
# he should get something
he canoed all the way to panama

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I feel really sorry for the athlete
to have won a medal in the particular year when "British" and "canoeist" are terms that instantly conjure up insurance fraud.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:24, archived)
# hell, we've got to be good for something
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)
# that's a great idea :)
the White Collar Crime olympics.

Britain could send

Nick Leeson
Canoe Man and Lady
The Natwest 3
Tessa Jowell's husband

and many more...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Don't forget the Tapas 9
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Also:
Gary McKinnon
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# he got first prize
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Pffft
I likes your thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)
# hahahaaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaa
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Must be an old joke by now...
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
# nice
and subtle
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)
# see no evil
hear no evil
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)
# oh noes..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:24, archived)
# (p)RIS

Edit: doh! got it!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)
# A slight test

I tried blending the markers in photoshop to make it seem less stripey. Shame it didn't work.
Good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Wotcha
and colon-dee to you too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Wow
That colon-dee thing took me a moment. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# You wanna have a giggle. I wouldn't put this past a b3tard!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7555918.stm
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Oooh,
that old dear looks so pleased. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# She looks
fucking evil....
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# I think it's the mouth.
Is it just me or does she look like she doesn't have any teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Doesn't appear
to have any eyes either
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# This is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# The gnome kinda looks like
'Get the fuck OFF me you old bat'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# And I loves
where I puts it ;)
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# In her front lawn?
GETTIT?! :D LADYGARDEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# AHAHAHa!
Cause you really mean fanny right? RIGHT?
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# GIGGLE. FRONT BOTTOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Beef curtains
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# I think in her case it's more like 2 week old cordonbleu chicken curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
Stiltonesque loveliness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Quite
fancy flaps shes got there then
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# They bring the boys to the yard
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)
# The boys who are bored of milkshake
and who want cheesy minge instead
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# I'm sure there are a few out there
edit: Look at the picture of the woman with the gnome and say out loud in a monotone voice "cheesy minge."
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:51, archived)
# And like magic, your erection is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# She is Rula Lenska! Surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# AH LUVE MAH KITTY, GORGE. OOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# OI WISH OI'D LUKT AHFTA MI TEEF
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# It's the pointy hat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Off to the loo with you then before you shit your kecks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# AHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Poo, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
# how adorable.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
# That is wonderful!
Is it me or did that Policeman sound like an idiot at the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I thought the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# How do Clan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Ok, what's with the Wogan?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# 'tis Wogan Week obviously....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Well I suppose if the were done to a treasured heirloom and it was broken
But I think the old gal was delighted. Especially if she had always wanted to travel and never had the chance.
What a gift to a stranger though. I bet he's all the more presious now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Exactly.
It also isnt as if the fella broke into the house and stole it or nuffink.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# hahahah I fucking OFFICE LOLed at the thought of them doing all of that then returning him by chucking him through a window
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You vandal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Good moaning.
/Sense of humour stuck in the 80's blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Arf!
I think I shall watch my Allo Allo DVDs right now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Spendid! I shall watch my Are You Being Served DVDs later as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# SO. VERY. LAME.
MUST. RESIST. MOCKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# *opens valve*
let it flow bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# That wasn't a valve! WINK! YOU PLEASURED ME. WINK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# You mean Twink surely....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# bravo sir
...bravo..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I'm calling my lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Leave it out youngster!
You clearly have no taste!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I'm Free!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Good evening
TEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# It's morning, you silly.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# LIES!!
Its early evening, hollyoaks is about to begin
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Pssssh
Don't be daft. It's 1:32 pm. Still morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Even for you it is not morning :)

Silly KK ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I only got up like...
2 hours ago or something. So it still feels like morning. I want it to be evening though, cos I'm going to see Radiohead, and I'm really excited. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Sweet!
I saw them last month in London. They were awesome! Where are you seeing them?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Camden.
Hahahahah. It was like...the crime capital of the US last year. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I blame Earl and Randy ;)
At least you dont have to head into Jersey City for it. It is an evil place!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Oh, I hate Jersey City.
Newark's pretty bad as well, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
# *pisses on your jumper*
JERK :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Eeeew.
Don't do that! It's gonna get chilly tonight AT THE GIG AND I'LL NEED IT. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# (U)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# What is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
# MSN EMOTICON, DUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Your going to see radiohead
You ****! I wanna see radiohead! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# You should go and see them.
I finally managed to last month and they were King!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I dont think i have the time to go see pop concerts anymore
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Why is that?
I still manage to go to quite a few
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:51, archived)
# theres not any decent ones on really at the mo
And im gonn have more then a shit load of work to do from september onwards
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# You can always make time for a gig.
Although I haven't got any lined up until september either.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# sheffield's pretty wank for gigs at the mo
You're here now right?
But I am gonna go see russell howard at city hall
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Yeah, I'm here.
I'm going to see Pelican at the corporation in a few weeks, apart from that there's gigs in Manchester and London I want to go to.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Please say you're going for the support bands. They're bound to be better than Pelican.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Pelican are the support band I'm going for.
The main band is torche
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
# What the fuck? Torche are fantastic. Waaaay better than that faux 'ambient' mini-Isis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I haven't really heard torche, I'll stay and see what they're like.
This'll be my 4th time seeing Pelican, the last album wasn't as impressive but I still expect them to be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Corps usually good for gigs of that sort
(I prefer my music softer :))
ANd the acadamy should hopefully bring some good bands, if not theres always leeds and manc only an hour or so away ont train
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah, I was spoilt when I lived in Manchester,
3 academies all a short distance from where I lived.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Ive only been to the apollo, and that was pretty sweet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Meanie.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# the blank was
errr.......

door :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Is that rude?
I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha
I tried to think of an incospicuous word to be nice!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
# What about a brush
on a low opacity?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# What,
to color it in?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Not exactly
but if you use it at about 13% it's a bit like airbrush. Works on people.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Ooooh.
Okay, I'll give that a go next time. Thanks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# BACONFACE.
ALSO: GOOD PICTURE. OLOLOLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# LOLOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Haha
^this!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Looks like he's been taking E
BECAUSE HIS MOUTH

LOOKS LIKE THE LETTER E

HAHAHAAHAH

THE LETTER E!
(__, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Yes, Friz.
E.
*patronizes*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Replace that "z" with an "s" now
(__, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# But I'm in America.
So no. I don't think...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# fris?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# omzgod mister
is that wot drugs do?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# It is true!
That is why I will never take Horse. Otherwise I would look like Sarah Jessica Parker....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# That would explain a lot
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Watch your light source
The highlights in the eyes are upper right, but the shadow on the neck implies a strong upper left light source.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I never know where to put highlights in the eyes
so I always put them there. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# That's fine, I always stick mine there too,
but try to be consistent with your other lighting too.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Okay.
I do need to work on that, I know. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Look at you all helpful and stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I NO!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# BURNT FACE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# this man is a killer.
he kills sperm shit in nilescock.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Oh.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# killerkitti, we should date, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# er...
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# nope.
now its too late. you missed your window of opportunity.

who wants to date doctor dyslexia now?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Can I?
edit: Actually it might not work, since we're on different timezones - and on different continents - STOP CROWDING ME BABE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Yes, but I'm going to treat you rough.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Okay.
Er...oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# sorry ladies i am taken.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Did I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
# looks like it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# OMG cocktease
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Can I? You're such a sexy laydee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# okay i am now dating ttssattsr.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Oh sweet!
Come here, babe, I got a kiss for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# this is all internet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Lightening Hair !
Kzzzzzzzzzt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# DONE ANY SONGS YET?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Not chet . . . still limbering up my fingers !
Ta for the inspiration though !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Hair is very good
Keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
# ... in a bun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
# your image has been top of the message board for 45 mins!??
have a mustache to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] kind of rolling
music videos have taken a hit too

[Mod edit: a bit too big for the board.]

(Novak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# whut?
edit: Oh my, I was rather hoping that would stay as a link
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH
I am gone.............
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# html only please
here, allo me to help

never mind, thats chuffing HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Scrolling down
now makes me feel sick
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# tis vertigo
happens to the best of us
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# ....
*sicks*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# *licks off the floor, eats*
Carrots?
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# No, sweetcorn.
Second-hand sweetcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# It's the vegtable
that keeps on giving.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/novakngood/rolling.gif">
You need this :)

Edit: Well edited n00b! But it is a tad on the large side, both physically and file size wise :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/novakngood/rolling.gif">
:D

Edit: Does it tile?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# hahahahahah @ edit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Nah, it doesn't :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# So close
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Aye, a few pixels out, but a good try
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/novakngood/rolling.gif">
OMG PEER PRESSURE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# BANG!!! And my bandwidth has gone!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# ey up Stansypoos
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Dixy!
Jus read you're coming to Derby!! brillo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Aye!
Flying down after a wee holiday in Edinburgh. Looking forward to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# You're taking your urine on holiday?!?!?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# You misunderstand,
he's going on holiday to visit the local 'watersport' clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Thank you
At least SOMEONE understands me around here

*flounces out of the room, straight under a bus*

help me I've fallen and I can't find my legs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I found this one fair and square.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Dude ....
Paedo at work. Heard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# FINALLY you came out of the paedo-closet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# No, I've been away for a week.
What's happened?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Teh Star.
www.thestar.co.uk/news/Man-downloaded-indecent-web-images.4360584.jp
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Blimey, I had no idea.
I wonder if they'll put this in the 'hospital in the news' section this week.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Notice how it doesn't say which hospital.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I read this yesterday!
Shocking! Is he still employed at your hospital?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Nah, he was suspended in Jan.
Sacked in May.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Ohh waterskiing and canoeing! Wonderful!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Keep loading loading loading loading yeeeaaah!
Keep loading loading loading loading c'mooon!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# when is someone gonna put up a READ THE FAQ image?
?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Why don't you if you think you're hard enough? eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I don't think i'm hard enough
even Tracy Beaker scares me..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# maybe she scares him too...

oh he edited it...
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I think it should be renamed...
It would appear no-one actually asks these FAQ's and instead just leaps in all wide-eyed and in awe, only to be shot down in flames and spectacularly admonished, before disappearing for three months to a year whilst they build up the guts to have another go...

/biog
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# would have been better smaller
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# WHOOP WHOOP. PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# That is a dangerous comment.
You may put your hands into a ceiling fan or something, so it is best to care about putting hands up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# The sadist in me wants this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# aw live a little
live a LOTTO
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/fail_l_plates.gif" /> and here's a smaller version of your gif <img src="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/56885/1218562293/rolling2.gif">
To wear this hat, paste this^ code into bottom of your post!

:D
Edit: I gotta say it's only a couple of pound over weight but it'd be fun if you just wore the fu**ing hat!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# ha
nice. I will wear it, so it takes on a new meaningless meaning
FAI
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Suits you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# star wars vs cat
(herman:D, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Why hello.
You haven't been on for a while....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:58, archived)
# That
is rather woo.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# so small yet so big
its like a tardis
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I stared at this for a good 1 min
like eet..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I see you are sporting a new asshole.
Rather fetching it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# You don't wanna know what I read that as!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# You DIRTY boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Yes. You dropped this.
'L'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Acecakes
.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Did someone say pointless afternoon image?
no? tough


Click for bigger (51KB)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# i am going to place a reply for this post
here...woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:58, archived)
# cunning
..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# riiiiiiiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# leeeeeeeeeeeft.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# yea....
its a character concept which perhaps only i find funny..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# hmm.
You may be right.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# .
XD
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# i like that one
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Pfft!
Arse plums are nay funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# And relax.......

tell you one thing. Noobs, Trolls are one thing.But my clients at work.... UTTER CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# wassup?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Oh the usual Tuesday fun and games
alas it's Tuesday most days where I work
*tear rolls down cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *hugs*
have a kitten and a bakewell tart

...there there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:52, archived)
# gynaecology's a tough game
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I am confused by this label.
Geneva and Minneapolis?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
# how do you do that?
I could spot a font for shit

EDit: there you go, proof that valium turns you into a complete and utter fucking 'tard
packs bag and heads for home lol
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# is that an extremely funny reply
or an inobservant one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I too was confused and perplexed by his response :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Me , funny?
no chance of that
*just ripped finger open on my motorbike trousers.I think I better hide under my desk till morning*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Crivens..
Two grams of Valium. That would certainly sort out noobie Tuesday.

Count me in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Boring moody drawing

Just trying out some shading to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# it worked
good expression too
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I often confuse Emos
with Unicorns... which are the ones with fetlocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# also
don't answer this question because I'm going home now so your answer will be wasted
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# and which one is really stupid
but good eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Shades of hoody goodness !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Whats he looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Emo in a hoodie?
Emo-chav!!!
A hybrid social misfit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# ive seen a few about the place
i thought one young fellow was about to mug me...on closer inspection, he was just looking for a shoulder to cry upon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Haha!
Hang on..You were in Liverpool and didn't get mugged?

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I know some liverpudlians who have been mugged while mugging someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# im in sefton
still technically liverpool, but we can be slightly smug because our council didnt fuck up an 800th birthday OR capital of culture year
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Maybe it was simply because
2 muggers started fighting with each other to see who had the right to mug him.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Then someone else came along and nicked one of their cars!!!

Stereotype LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# all the cars in liverpool have been nicked
its gotten to the stage of "hey mate, ive just got out of the nikker, can ya lend us a quid to get home*"


*some smack
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I must visit Liverpool again!
The smack is clearly super cheap :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Pfft!
They all went shoplifting later.

The general manager of Sainsburys turned up in the morning and his store was up on bricks....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Noice!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Who ever said that Apple products were expensive?
(Madlyinsane, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *wants*
god...i must be hungry for THAT to look appealing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Oooh that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# It can't be apple
where's the cheap white plastic and the ridiculous price tag?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# apple products AT THIER MOST BASIC aren't TOOOO pricey
in terms of desktop or notebook computers.
But if you get even the slightest upgrade from their online store they will gouge the unbearable living fuck out of you for it.

chec the upgrade prices to have a larger Hard drive slotted in, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# ^this
building your own is much cheaper

or have dell build it. i got a cracking laptop last year for 450

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# but building your own with a Mac OS is tricky and not legal I think.
you have to buy a shit one and upgrade it hugely yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# damn!
ive vowed never to use apple things after they started that SHITE i-INSERT PRODUCT HERE thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# you could buy it second hand
so apple don't get YOUR money.
Or just do an illegals in it with your tech-cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
# THIS IS NOT POURHOMMEPRODUCTIONS!*
*And, therefore, is actually pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Is that the phrase for the day?
"At least it's not PHP"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *Sigh*
Why couldn't his company initials be ASP.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I shall plant one in my garden . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# burger
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Hammer thyme !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# If you have a pond,
Consider stocking it with Whales, they provide an interesting talking point.


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# that pond must be quite deep.
I would suggest a modest railing if you ever have visitors with small children that they like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# nah it's a myth put about by Greenpeace and the WWF
Whales can actually survive in 6ft of water and don't need a lot of space.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# good to know
*files for future reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# It's true
they're also incredibly stupid but mighty good eating!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
#
eating research
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
#
research fuck it in the blow hole
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# fuck it in the blow hole
and then eat it

for research
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# now you are Japanese!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# now you're not
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# this is a good game
How about if I do this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Jappier
.... jappier
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
Korean - better luck next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I wonder if there's a correlation between how stupid something is
and how good it is to eat... hmmmm

sheep - stupid - nice to eat
... Chimp - clever - not nice to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Then the french have got it right
with their horse eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Horses are very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Balderdash!
Never has such a dumb animal been so badly over-revered

by teenage girls who love all that powerful meat bouncing between their legs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE HORSES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# YOU LOVE FUCKING HORSES?
You doity poivert!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Now you're just twisting my sentences ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
#
sentences titties
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# horses are among the stupidest of all the animals
after the moronic rhino and the ignorant tit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I accept your point regarding the ignorance of the common Tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ignorant tit
made me cough up blood with laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# :D
although blood isn't good, unless it's on the inside... or in a pudding.

Them's the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# you'd need a bloody big plate
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# but what do they ride home
from the restaurant?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Giant snails

with wheels of garlic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# of course
the French public transport system
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# you can drown in 3" of water
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# if you are only 2" tall

3" of water is enough for me to spawn in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# not if you have a 7inch nose
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Not if you do a cock push up!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# not if you're on your back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Pish tosh logical man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# but... I'm not in my costume!
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I will always recognise my foe!
For I am Existentialist Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Surely you only think you are existentialist boy?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Damn! I have been foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# my allies are legion
mwa ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# yes
I bet I could drown you on your back...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# it's not a challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# and certainly not if you're on your feet
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I didn't say you wouldn't have to be
monumentally stupid or try really hard - I said it was within the realms of possibility
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *takes Advice*
*Steals Orca*
*realises he doesn't have a pond*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# A deep puddle will suffice
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# When does a puddle become a pond?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# How Zen...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Not out....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# once you have the whale in it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# "A whale maketh a pond"
"A puddle maketh your feet wet"
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# ponds are deliberate
puddles are inadvertant.
And a puddle becomes a pool when it's either:
a) So wide that a good robust leap from a lithe girl of mid-20's age is no longer sufficient to reliably clear it
or
b) It becomes deep enough that a wellington boot is no longer protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# SCIENCE!
I like it

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# when it's a jar...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# But I has no Rain here either :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# gah
get thee to Edinburgh - the city is full of soggy people who are red in the face from laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# London had biblical torrents of skyjuice this morning
I got very wet indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hmm what's the liquid called that runs down the windows of the
central line trains in rush hour?

Commuter Juice?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Yes, but it's not juice that comes from the commuters
TfL spray it on in the mornings to stop commuters sticking to the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# This is where I am inclined to disagree with you.
However, it did go mental last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# oh believe me
in north london at 8.10 - i.e. the exact time I need to leave the house - it was raining so hard I couldn't see my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Serves you right for living the wrong side of the river my man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I know this to be true as I went up
there the summer before last :)

I should be up there again soon too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# The snail and the whale
This is a story of a tiny snail
and a great big grey blue humpbacked whale
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# google/cr3ate
"fish and bird" by Tom Waits. It's toe-tappingly tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Keeps the mason's busy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# excellent advice

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I call it Simon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# how does he smell? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# awful obviously
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hi simon!
here's a friend for you
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Hello Simon!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Moooowl!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I know that owl!
Hello Simon.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That'll be his brother,
His mother slept with anything!

Nice shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I know that Cat!



Ah shit no I don't....
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# aargh!
Quick! Stamp on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Chinny . . . chin . . . chin . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Favourite owl is favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Haha
Ooohooo you pretty things...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Let's spend the night together . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Schnarf..scharf..OOol..HOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
moody bastard, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# :)
I was thinking along similar lines today but decided not to post as it doesn't stand up to too much scrutiny...

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# made me chuckle though :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I wuv
him :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I like salmon too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahah
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hello simon

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# hiya,
you alright?

do I know you?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Not yet you don't
*climbs into the magical rape lorry*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# all awesome :D
I need to do another one of these
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# The fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# It's a little big, but it looks shit any smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I don't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Oh well.
Ta yall, rush job at work, I'm sure someone else can rip the piss better.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Japes!
Also, I can't believe I missed the best troll ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Would that be Pour Homme?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Yeah
What a guy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# It looks shit big!
:P


8k is nowt!

Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# WHAT IS YOUR NONSENSES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I giggled
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Is the middle one a monk?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# laicist!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Fukyeaaaaaaah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Fuk Mi?
Fuk Yuu!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# We gots thyme ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Oooh
Intelligent, satirical and meaningful. I click two times.




Needs more Tutu
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# End of day doodle.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Yippee!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Yiffee!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
#
And meanwhile Kat gets carted off.

Silly girl.

Scarlet's got quite a... modest chest.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I've always tried to draw the SA girls with more 'practical' boobage.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I think you should do a series of drawings of B3tans. With tits. DIBS ON ME FIRST.
EDIT: I'm being serious. DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# with or without weetabix?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Weetabix: optional.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# DAMMIT TO FUCK!
I just dropped a mini battenburg in the bin
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# i approve of this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# she hasn't at all
I hear it bragging alllllll the time.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I'm having fits . . . now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Squirrels with fits?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Throw your washing in!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# awwww...
now get her something that's 3 times too small for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# that's a humanoid figure with remarkably believable breasts, size-wise
can you submit this idea to the Tomb Raider folks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Unlike a dead epileptic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# This still makes me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Waldorf and Statler are the best
Possibly the best thing ever (for today anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# love that.
this is not as good but relevant

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# lovely
well done lieutenant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# its still furporn,
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# She's wearing more than Yogi bear ever did.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Got than anim down to less than 250k.
Took all my computer's power and about an hour and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Damn you
for turning me into a furry.

it's a good thing you don't post pictures of olypmic gymnasts
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!!


MOAR!

/jailbait blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# She can vault my pole anytime
Fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Let's take a pole . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# You are a wrong 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Y I F F !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# A Whale?...
In the Thames?...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# wwjpd?
Nicely shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# JP?
Judas Priest?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# John Peel, you oaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# he wouldnt do anything....
he's dead ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I miss him :(
The Extreme Noise Terror Peel Sesh was my fave.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Phil Vane from ENT lives opposite me!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Go harrass him for me. If you can find any boxes of their LP's then steal a couple :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# that's
well good...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# whale? where?
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# this is skillfully executed
but is obviously shopped... there's a queue for the london eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# hehehehe
...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# "there's a whale, there's a whale, there's a whale fish" he cried and the fish was in full view."
let me tell you about frogmen,
they are a fresh water fish,
and they carry under water weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Mr The Scruff
I presume
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# indeedily
:D

from keep it unreal... track is going on now :) well after Mr. Bungle finish their desert search for techno allah.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Haven't been to see Mr Scruff for ages
Must get out of my house/pub more, he's only down the road every month
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I keep meaning to but things keep getting into the way.
I saw DJ Food not so long ago... that was absolutely fabulous. up there with one of the best things I've been to. and was free.. marvelous :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# The Concorde 2 in Brighton
has The Scruff every month and it's been a year since I last saw him.
I suck.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# One of my friends lives in brighton
keep meaning to gosee.. but I am skint. I want some tea from his stall.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I surely hope that it is free . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# no bridge or chopper
and wrong seabeast, hence fake

ok there's a bridge

33.33333333333333333333333333333...% less fake
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I can see a bridge...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# is it, London bridge is falling down, falling down,
London bridge is falling down....?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# No it isn't
I think it's Hungerford Bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Quick stare at it and dont use helicopters to get it out of there
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Nicely done.

Seahorses?...
Breeding in the Thames?...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# HOLY, CUNTING, HELL!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# hahahaha
it lookssorta like the weird fetus thing from Eraserhead
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Oh . . . how koy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Whale,..
Check

Thames, check

Needs more pope.........

still WOO though
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# it appears so!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)

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