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My First Compo

(s007y, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

you might want to 'compo' that

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WormuIus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

Its very funny by the way.

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WormuIus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

oops

(s007y, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

NAZI-BOT

TRANSFORM

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

Churchill

was an Autobot then?

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

oooooh yes

sorry

(s007y, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

Alternate Text: Missing

oh firefox, you cad.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

haha, subtle and nice

/slight TJ: Christian Bale hasn't got the hang on this Deagostini lark has he. It starts off ok, but the lines don't scan well to the tune...

unshopped from BBC news site - entertainment section

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)

Haha :)

Corrr Christian Bale, phwooaar.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

Oh yes

I really really would. Mind you, I like my bitches thin, so he will have to go back to his Machinist look. Do it bitch,

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

Oh that was a cool film.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)

He's all "Yes, I'm a decepticon. Do you have a problem with that?"

I have found sooo much random Transformers crap while emptying my room, it's great :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

Thats rather well done

have a *click*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

newsletter subjectline compo

if you think you're a wag
then give me a gag

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rob, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)

hotter then flying spanair

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

Nothing like a Spanair in the works...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)

Big surge in hits on the BBC News site at 12.49pm

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

*Insert unfunny joke about plane crashes here*

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

way ahead of you

;-p

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

ah but yours is funny

Way behind you

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

Newsletter: like an itchy shirt, but not nearly as fashionable.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

"It's good to be back. Hello. Hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back in your inbox".

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

Coming Up Next in the Olympics: Bulemic Pie Eating

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

I love how you call it a compo...

it's hardly like there is a prize :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

ah but...

it's the taking part that counts...oh, hang on that's not right. Where's my bloody trophy?

(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)

THE PAEDO HAS LANDED

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

hahah

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

BEES FUCK YES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

For the Brits in the sailing: HOOK OFF, YOU PUNTS

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

An Olympic sport in 2012

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

Newsletter is to Inbox as Paul Gadd is to Hong Kong

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

Gadd To Be Back

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

Pawning your Olympic medals for Tennants Super

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

B3TA - LIKE THE INTERNET SECTION OF THE G2, BUT FIRST.

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WormuIus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

"The B3ta Newsletter: Before Georgia in the Medals Table"

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

You Wanna be in Paul Gadd, Paul Gadd, Paul Gadd

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

Hahahaha

This^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

Fuck my newsletter.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

Send her around. I have lube.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

Newsletter: Worth more then kerry katona

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

I can't believe Amy Winehouse self harms.. there are enough people around to do it for her.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

if that really was the best line at the Fringe this year, I think we should all be a bit worried

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

B3ta Newsletter....better than cunt cancer!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

GLITTER BITTER SHITTER erm RICK WITTER

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

Newsletter:

Furtively waiting outside your office, stuffing root vegetables up your exhaust. What can you do about it? Nothing, that's what.

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)

all that Glitters is not Gelded

... so, someone hand me a cricket bat and pair of tin snips, I'll sort the bugger.

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bnt what, me worry?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)

"They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is".

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)

YES OH FUCK YES!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

*Doesn't get*

Is this high-brow, or am I missing a subtle cock joke somewhere?!

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)

It's from QI

Stephen Fry kept saying it, getting interupted every time he reached "is", so they kept saying it, singing it, and generally repeating it until it lost all meaning.

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)

Thanks

I need to watch more QI. I'll get on that when I finish watching House too much...

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)

BATMAN LOVES HORSES

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

Tastier than your mum's ball gag

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

Unexplained popularity of Mariah Carey movies baffles scientists

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)

PUTTING THE B BACK IN B3TA

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)

does fucking a dead child still make you a Paedophile

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)

jetsetter extraordinaire

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)

The Flames in Spain Mainly Fall From the Planes.

Or,

'Ryanair recently published that they have withheld plans of their in flight Bar-b-q'

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)

the chinese are topping the olympic medal table,

is there anything they're not good at?

Cockle picking at Morecambe Bay..

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applehead herp derp, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)

Krytaryan? Or is it Krytler?

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

heil and all that

he has an obsession for cleaning... the gene pool!

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

Krytler would have been such a Smeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeee!

heheh, outstanding

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)

damn i just thought of that too, my first post jumped the gun a bit

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

aww, that's too bad... sorry!

- wow, I'm really getting the hang of this 'lie mode'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Indeed

It's the Bolivian Navy on manoeveurs in the South Pacific!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

Hahahahahaha

made me glee :)

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

Now with added Mechanoid hand!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

Ahh, but is his head the correct dimensions?

although Hitler wasn't exactly the blondest kid...

(tread-fine-line Assassin of Biscuits, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)

Sorry.. just, sorry.

(darkMishkin, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

edit: excellent re-size!

Most excellent stuff, even if a little disturbing! So have a WOO! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

Huzzah!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

I don't know whats happening

but i like it

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

Haha, he's not sorry at all.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

Excellent stuff

Although de-png it please, and I hope you are Josh Hunter

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8675315

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

I'm

not sure why that makes me chuckle so, but I'm glad it does.

(ccc, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

Nicely re-gif'd.

and woo!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

How odd.

I feel I should give a woo.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

Hahahaha

*crick*

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

haha bitch got what she deserved.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)

hahaha

how distressing

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)

fantastic :D

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)

hahaha

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

Mona of Borg....

Finally....

Click for bigger (291KB)

(uhf-man Callithrix (Callibella) humilis silex, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

Do you realise what it is you have done?

Nothing will ever be the same.
EVER
The buttons on the lift at work look like terminator eyes.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

I made the mistake of posting a "schindler's lift" pic on here the other day.

I had to go and sit on the glassy step for half an hour.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

seeing my schindler's lift makes me happy

(tread-fine-line Assassin of Biscuits, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

woo!

related post from last night www.b3ta.com/board/8674000

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

related post from this afternoon

b3ta.com/board/8675295

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

ahh

I think I understand.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

Its all very interesting.

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WormuIus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

Unrelated post from last night

www.b3ta.com/board/8673900

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

hahaha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

that is rather excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

Nicely!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

nice

I did Mona too b3ta.com/board/8672340

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

funny, that's exactly what Da Vinci's mates said when he told them about this new model he was painting

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

I only did her face

he done her up the bum :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Teas. Yum.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

Pffft.

Tea!

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

bu-bu-but that WAS my tea!

darn cat!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

Hahaha...most woosome...

i want a mug like that!

Edit....I meant a mug with that picture on it....just ignore me....I'm in weekend mode already...

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

one with a

lid?

(Trull, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

yeah...

good for gardening...

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

Your wish,

is a command. Or something.

Look: www.spice.co.uk/get_your_own_fking_tea?category_id=0

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

Now that is what I call service!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

It shouldn't look like the preview when printed.

It ought to wrap around the mug. I've sent a support request just to check though.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Cool

Message me when you know....and I will come running with moneys :)

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

Tea + Digestive biscuit = 100% win

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

keep your tea, teacat

i do not want tea

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Shada, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

You hear that everyone?

Colin doesn't want tea.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

that is what i said yes

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Shada, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

Oh shit

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

snarn

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

He is angry!

He is angry for the tea!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

AHAHAHA!!!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)

he's gonna fall!!!!!!

top stuff, sir!

edit: in other news, has there been a pissing thread deletion? Right that's it. Time to go get some luncheon.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)

thanks

took far too long :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

This picture always gives me vertigo.

Woo though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)

WOOP WOOP WOOP

*Thread Deletion Detected*

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WormuIus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)

All is not lost

www.b3ta.com/board/8675275

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WormuIus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

Its a real gem too.

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WormuIus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

bloody hell... It was huge too....!

(I bet this ends up as my stats quotation)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)

Its a shame really, I was looking forward to the flame.

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WormuIus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)

Got some anger you feel the need to take out on someone, have you?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)

I'm burning up with rage

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WormuIus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

thanks!

I had just gotten done replying, only to find it POOF'ed

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

My first and only FP pearoast

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

robots?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

needs more nut on the prong of the fork

for added wedding ring effect

(gamefanatic666, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

I'm quite worried...

...That you looked closely enough to see the wedding ring... ;)

(AQ, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)

Robots in history

Visit terrible blog here for bigger version and other stuff.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)

I shouldn't laugh

but I did. And then I *clicked*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)

Cluck clicked?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)

Every trip?

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)

*spangs*

I laughed, so thank yee both

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

So that's how it happened!

Yay.

Explain Nagasaki then, clever clogs ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)

That was just a terrible accident

at the atomic trousers factory.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)

hahhahhahahah!

I feel really bad for laughing though....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)

Arf!

This was probably how it happened. ;)

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Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)

Haha, I knew it.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

It's funny 'cos they're foreign.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)

wow that's epic

and lovely to look at too.

*clicks*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

I had to get this out of my head...sorry...

/Edit: Dammit...i missed my 5th B3taday *cries*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

and I for one

am glad that you did

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

Pfffft

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Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)

Missed your b3taday?

NO CAKE FOR YOU!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

The cake is

a lie anyway...

:)

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)

I had my 6th b3ta day a few weeks ago

but due to being a scabby cunt/not having paypal i had no candle

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)

Similar Pearoast

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

Heh heh

nice...

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

Get out of my head!

That is exactly what I thought when I saw that pic! Good show!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

Monropolis anyone?

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

Ooooh, I like that

Metropolis with shades of Red Dwarf

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

hurrah and congrats an that

have you decided on a name?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

*crosses fingers*

www.b3ta.com/board/8664054

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

Close

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

Ernest?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)

I think it should be Gretchen. That way when she goes into a bar

and some sleaze says "Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Gretchen..." She can have good giggle.

Ah just think about the teenage bitchy girl tantrums you can look forward too.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)

I still think Thundersteed or Ttssattsr should be the name.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)

Vlad Destroyer of Worlds, Reaper of Lost Souls.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

Doris, Ethel, Mildred or Mabel.

old person names FTW!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)

^ This

Double whammy if possible
/Esme Grace blog
Oh and many congrats to you and baby Mrs T!

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fannycradock, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)

If mini-Doom is a girl she's getting an old person's name...

we haven't thought of names for a boy yet though...

old man names seem to stay that way...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

Call him Dave.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

Mwahahahahahaha

Oh, Sonic, you get the next load of 'call it Dave' now!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

How's Isobel Ariadne then?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)

It's good,

but it's no Battlechild.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

Lovely!

Minotaur fighters FTW :D

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fannycradock, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

Fraggle

Love that name

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)

Yays

How's trelly and mini me?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

Shattered

First night home last night and all. But I have chocolate, so life is good

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

Hello! Congrats!!!

*woo hug*

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Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

*woo hugging*

Ta :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)

I hadn't thought about that

until you mentioned it.

Still not happy with the feet, but can't find a better source without digging out the DVD.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)

Congratulations!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

Thats great

not been enough of her

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

"She's a robot?!?!?"

/red dwarf geek blog

WOO!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa
ah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

that's brilliant

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

That's lovely that is

And hence you get a *click*

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Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

you have my

eternal* gratitude

*eternal being defined as "the time until another *click* comes along"

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)

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Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

hope for

no more *clicks* then ;)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)

It's ok, you can't expect long term relation ships on b3ta, just brief, messy ones filled with clicks and demeaning sex...

;)

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Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

That explains it

I thought the used dirty feeling in the morning was normal.

(

Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

That's very good that.

Gold star.

(

Tart Monkey, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)

yay

My bank allowed me to make a design for my banking card. So I did

CFB

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

YAY

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

HAHAHAHA

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

and they did print it on there :)

I like the look on people's faces when I pay them using the card

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

Ha!

Plus it's not really a penis, so if anyone questions you you can say it's just a pretty pattern and reprimand them for having a dirty mind.

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

haha I do that actually

"you're holding it upside down"

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

not magenta enough :(

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

I DON'T LIKE THE FONT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

oh you

killjoy

I bet if your cocks' magenta, you'd run off to the nearest doctor, EH??

;)

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

I think orange would be even more worrying than magenta, though. :P

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

yes but orange is more close to (Caucasian) skin tone than magenta :)

oh and blue? That could happen.. tying things off...

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

He could just be a fan of watching porn while eating Wotsits

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

hahaha that made the coffee come out of my nose

my imagination is too vivid

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

I must remember to keep my webcam switched off in future.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

'EWW! What's that horrid cheesey smell?'

'erm . . . it's just Wotsits mum!'
Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

I shall have to do a wotsits hat to go with this one

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

ooh that reminds me of this hat . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)

Haha

good winking action

(ia)

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)

hahahaha! excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

Oo, what bank?

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

Postbank

it's dutch

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

I think there's a uk bank doing it for students/ the yoof

not sure which one, I dare say an internet search would tell you

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

Natwest does it

But they charge for it (about a tenner I think) and you have to have their strip across the top
www.natwest.com/microsites/personal/adapt/default.htm?DCMP=OTC-mtvFURL

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

that's the blighter

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

Nothing's changed round here then?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

\o/

Grats Mrs. T

All well?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

Yes ta :)

She'd post herself but she's not allowed til Tuesday

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

hehe bless :)

well done misses

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

Ta prodg

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

Gah.

Another n00b!

Someone sorted the account out then? The only b3tan whose birthday and b3taday are identical.

Some kind of internet Golden Child I reckon...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

Sadly not

As I didn't get out of hospital til yesterday

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

Huzzah!

A fine morning to you and yours, Mrs T. :)

How's Davette? I told you she'd hang on until Tuesday ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

AAAAAAHahahahahahaaaaaa!

YIPPEE!

EDIT: n00bie Tuesday!? a born b3tard . . .
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

Trellis TNG is bonnie ta

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

*englompens*

Are there pics yet?
yayayayayayay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

Pics aplenty on facebook

Including one of Mr Trellis in a silly hat

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

did you eat the placenta?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

I did not

And Mr Trellis didn't get to bring it home either

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

that's just depressing.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

\o/

Welcome back Mrs T and congratumalations!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

Many thanks :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)

TRELLY!

How lovely to see you back on here only a few days afterwards. That's commitment. :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hell yes!

You know you've been on b3ta too long when you get ideas for the board while still in hospital!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

I think I need a trip to hospital to give me some ideas...

Stupid hummus-lacking brain.

Big congrats again from all in the Doom household!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)

hehehe

and yay worm hat!!

wants

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

I could make you one

only a worm emerging from a bee would be rather upsetting

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

maybe one coming out the wormhole..up to the bee, with a heart?

if you can't be arsed then it's ok :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

What a great idea!

Nice design too.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

doftastic!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)

but

you don't have any money

(

Le Snoet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

...do do do do do doooo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

hahahaha!

but why not post the bigger one if it's only 24K?

Woo!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

b3ta hosting resized it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

ah, ok

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

Ha Ha

I'm probably the only person in the world who isnt that bothered by white chocolate. I take it dark (fnarr)

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

No you're not.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

lots of people

think it tastes of sick
*shrugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

It just tastes like sickly rubbish to me

Cadburys milk chocolate and any kind of dark chocolate FTW!

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

Haha!

(

Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)

Did you just say Jehovah?

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

I'm crucifying jesus banging in the nails!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=inIuYren8jg

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

I'm chuckling like a little schoolboy right now

I might be going to Hull for the Bank Holiday

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

fwee woderwick! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

"FWEE DAVWOS"

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

Pfffft!

(

rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

He wanks vewy highly on Skawo

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

"DO NOT BLASPHEME. DO NOT BLASPHEME"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

Daleks make everything better...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)

Coo-eeeee! Doc-taaaaah!

_{_{sheep fish horse raccoon bee facehugger stormtrooper poo wolf bat giraffe koala Mrs. Droog starfish amoeba zebra panda duck shark pacman steg octopus narna anteater sperm robot}}
Phew!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

bahahahgahaha

woo et clicks

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

Yay!

Gay daleks, ahoy!

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!

Oooh! lovely! a quiche!
NYOM!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

hahaha

YOU-FILTHY-QUEEN

/Victor Lewis-Smith

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

Congratulations on uncle-hood

I have been uncled twice this year. It's great. All the fun of a small baby and you can give them back when they start kicking off!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

THIS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

yes it's good

this particular nephew is all the way up in Glasgow, so interaction is minimal really.. It's a ceremonial title :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

wait a minute....

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

hehe what the deuce?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

your sig is out of date

but this is a good thing

(

rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

it's not out of date at all

it's there in memory of cheery bee icon 1
who layed down his life so we could have a bee icon. :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

He's not dead

he just had his wings clipped. And his legs pulled off. And he kept a mighty brave face while it happened too.

(

rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

yea that's what 'they' will have you believe

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)

O_O

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

haha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

gronkpan

may i say, i have long enjoyed your b3ta name
i have started using it instead of swearing in fact
thank you for showing it to me

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

YOU ARE VIOLATING HIS COPYRIGHT

YOU UTTER GRONKPAN

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

RHEBUS, I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE I CAN TOLERATE THIS KIND OF TALK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

IF YOUR PINKIES AREN'T UP TO THE JOB

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST WALK AWAY

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

OHHHHH HOLY SHIT, YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT

YOU DIDN'T FUCKING SAY THAT AT ALL.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

HTTP://WWW.B3TA.COM/board/8675161

IT SURE LOOKS LIKE I DID PAL

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

I THINK WE NEED TO ESTABLISH SOMETHING HERE:

THERE IS NOBODY THAT POSTS AT THIS HOUR WHO HAS STRONGER PINKIES THAN MINE. I ALTERNATE SHIFTS FROM SENTENCE TO SENTENCE. I HOLD MY SHIFTS WITH A PRECISION YOU CAN ONLY DREAM OF.

I CAN PUNCH THROUGH SHEET METAL WITH MY PINKIES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

I HAVE SIX FINGERS ON EACH HAND

FOUR PINKIES.

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

I ALSO GREW UP IN TASMANIA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)

HAHAHAHA!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

my shift key broke

and i have to go anyway. ta-ra!

(

rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

YOUR PINKIES ARE WEAK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)

YOU UTTER FAG!!!

USE THE OTHER ONE!! GRONKPAN IS RIGHT YOU ARE PATHETIC YOU DON'T DESERVE TO USE CAPITALS AT ALL. YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE PEOPLE THAT USE THE CAPSLOCK!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)

QUICK BEAT HIM WITH YOUR HANDBAG!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

KEB/-\B, YOU SHOULD STEP BACK RIGHT NOW

I'M NOT SURE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MAN JUST SAID.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

HE HAS QUESTIONED YOUR PINKYNESS!!!!!!!

THIS DEMANDS THE CLASSIC HANDBAG DUEL!! THE ONLY WAY TO SETTLE THE DISPUTE ABOUT WHO IS PINKIERER!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

Ok, stop trying to put handbags into this.

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MANLY MANLY THINGS HERE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)

DYSLEXIA IS THE QUEEN OF THE SHIFT KEY!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)

Thankyou.

It was the name of my imaginary friend when I was a child. He was king of the dundertrolls.

We moved house when I was 5 and there was a piece of pipe sticking up out of the driveway. My dad told me that gronkpan had gone snorkelling and the concrete dried before he could get out.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

that

is a story for the ages

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

I miss my imaginary friend. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

I don't miss anyone that's dead.

It's pointless.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

I dunno if he is dead or not.

I just stopped imagining him.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)

tiptophat!`

I was just on the BBC site reading an article on Gary Glitter. They should market those vietnam jails to the middleclasses as a spa as he's looking in great shape!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

Yes.

(

fannycradock, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

Dancing hats! Dan-dan-dan-dancing hats!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

I love the stormtroopers excited little arms

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

he practices his moves dahn the disco . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

*salutes*

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

*stands to attention*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

I've done a desktop sized version of this all tidied up and with new text

CLICHTENSTEIN...

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christhebarker, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

Even that won't fit on my monitor :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

NOW IT WILL :)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

Also YES.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

you bought a new monitor for it?

happy b3taday!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

I should, and you just reminded me I need to bugger off and give some guy a PC.

Try not to miss me, b3ta.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

Too small.

What am I? An electron scanning microscope?

edit: Clever girl!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

too big... too small...

I wish you guys would make your minds up...

(

christhebarker, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

I've made my mind up

It's my desktop now! Awesome mate, much woo to you!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Binoculars please...

Edit: much better...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

still awesome :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

Ooh pretty

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

AWESOME

Yay!

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

that's ace Roy Lichtensteining, that is

woo!

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

oh lordy, that is amazingly brilliant!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

Too awesome!

;)

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Great stuff :D

Does it come in 1920x1080 flavour?

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

here you go

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/1920x1080.jpg

(

christhebarker, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Yay!

Thanks

A+++++++++++++++ Would buy from again

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

that is awesum. I have desktop-ized it 4 real innit.

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

I gape in awe at your cleverness.

That has just become the latest in a long line of Star Wars inspired b3ta creations to grace my desktop.

w/y/h

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

I love this :D

(

Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

Apparently, nothing good happened on this day in history.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

MERRY CUNTMAS DAY.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

Hooray! Happy Candlemas!

I love your stuff. Your style is excellent.

Have an anim from last night:

www.b3ta.com/board/8674120

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

Haha, fuck yes. I saw this last night, but was too busy to woo it.

Top work :D

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

Thanks muchly :)

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

THIS IS THE DAY

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

Lies!

Today is the 20th anniversary of the invention of the biscuit.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

Haha, I love the idea of people dipping things like carrots and bark in their tea prior to 1988

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

it's not true!

I remember 1988!! *waves walking stick*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

You dipped your walking stick in tea?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

dipped my willy in coffee once

I mis-estimated the coffee temperature.
ouch.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

happy b3taday

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

Sock will never get old.
In every sense, he's pretty much immortal now.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

Yays!

merry aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh-it-burns day.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

Hooray! Happy b3taday!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

happy b3ta day penisapple

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

Wot no cayke?

congrats!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

Happpy one!

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Cae1, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

merry b3ta candle thingy day!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

Many happy r3turns!

WOo!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

happy happyday fella

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Only 1?

Wow.
Happy B3taday.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

The protoype Runbot™ from 1986...............

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

Arf!

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

Wows!

I like this.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

Freakin' awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

that's

sooper.

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

omg, THE RETRO COMPUTERS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

doomp dada doomp dada doomp dada doomp!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

how did

you make the feet move so nice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

Sometimes it's quicker and easier just to invent something rather than photoshopping it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

I took a few photos of my own feet from ground level.

It seemed the easiest thing to do...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

Haha, that's dedication.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

looks class

well done

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

Ha, I do that.

I take photos of myself to use as pose/anatomy reference for my drawings.

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

nice boots.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

I did that once . . .

for my 50000th post
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

I agree with the ban pubs that ban hats

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hurray!

That's us two then . . . anyone else?
Jessie? Prof?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

LIAR

you mean foot which you then flopped to get feet

(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

hahaha

I would add

30 NEW

just for fun, like

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

POKE 38519,0
POKE 35353,0
POKE 35362,0
POKE 36571,0
POKE 39092,0
POKE 37229,175
POKE 37280,175
POKE 28075,0

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

POKE 35899,0

is the one I remember most

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

POKE 23609,0

or POKE 23659,0

One of them was infinite lives for Manic Miner. I can't remember which.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

POKE 35136,0

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

SYS64738

Is the one I remember most.

On the C64 anyway.

(Pete Tranter's Sister, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)

That's brilliant.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

Ha ha ha !

Yay!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)

clump..clump..clump

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

great stuff

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

Lovely work, Sir :)

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Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

*glees*

Post of the week in my books!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

Thanks Ghosty!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

Yeah but it's my book

must be shite!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

If that doesn't make the FP

I'll eat my 32K Dragon (but only the one I keep for spares)

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Hahaha I love that film!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

It's a classic!

FP! Congrats!

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

That's so good :)

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

Hahaha

*clicks*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

bloody good show

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

Hahahaha

that had me giggle like a loon in the office

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sinisterduck, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

Inspired

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)

Woo!

But if line 10 is RUN line 20 will never execute.

10 RUN

is the same as

10 GOTO 10

/pedant

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eatmypiano is Amnesia of Borg. Prepare to be, um, thingy, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)

Superb!

If you can write this program in C# then you can earn £60K a year doing this!!!

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

Love those boots.... (steals)

great anim

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)

Panama Jacks.

They're the second most comfortable boots I own.
My monkey boots are first.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)

Blame Inexpressible's post. He put it in my head...

Bindun?

edit:filename for antiRIS

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

RIS?

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

oh god

where's the pan?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

SSPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

SPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOORKKKKKKKKKKK

calling orson

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

Ohhh, I get it now.

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

ha ha.

much better execution!

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

Would.

Even now probably, she's not bad for a 57 year old.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

Yup, Pam Dawber am lully :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

NANOO NANOO goes my heart

SPANG goes my brain

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

Pam Dawber

phwoar!
Still would.

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

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