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[challenge entry] Not so fucking mighty now are we?


Soz for grizlynesses :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# hahaa!
that's got the bastard!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Arf!
Though it would be better if you reversed the frames with the alphorn, so the action is always going in the same direction (he comes out of the trumpet left to right, then is going right to left for the rest of the anim -- if you fixed it he'd be going right to left all the time). There's a name for that rule, but I can't remember it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I know this, it's
Todd the Groincrusher's rule ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Crossing the line

/film student
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)
# i know,


Click for bigger (101KB)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *walks into a door*
WHAT? OH GOD. OH HOW DI- OH. WHAT?

*click?*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Got a light??
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# put out that light
there's a war on!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# yes

click for bunker
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I thought it was b3tabunker.ning.com?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# A rival bunker?
THE JUDAEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# O_o
No that was the original ....
Long not very interesting story
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Wrong one!!11

:P
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# There's two? This has become far too much effort and I quit.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Nah
Just the one!

The old one has shut down.
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I QUIT ALREADY!
stompstompstomp
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# :[
*sulks*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# To the bunker!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Cheyenne Mountain Complex?
/Stargate
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# wheres the WOPR?
/Wargames
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# .... Good Afternoon, Professor Falken.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *Greetings Professor Falken*
it were HAL what said "Good Afternoon Doctor Chandra"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# and SAL as well, yes?
from 2010?

Edit: Actually, in all seriousness, it's a line from a very poor John Badham movie, ferchrissakes, it's really not that important - well, to me anyhow.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# put a donk on it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# How do I do that?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# dress up like a chav
and do some shit MCing
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# i'm going to dress like a klingon and go to the pub
will that do?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# you use a fish knife to slice a wound into its side
and then fuck it to climax.

Or somesuch
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I might just add a bit of TOAP instead
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Woo!

:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Where's sausage bird?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I am unaware of this phenomenon
linky?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Here's a random one I just found on google
avec spong-eyes.

www.b3tards.com/upload/coco_sausagebird_and_teh_fear.jpg

I am rude though... your picture is excellent, sausage bird or none.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice!
:)

If I can figure out where to put this one, can I use it aswell please?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Imagine having to walk past The Fear to get in!
It's almost safer to risk it on the outside :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# yowight darlin?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Yes thanks
You?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)
# WHAT?!?!?!?
No Brandow????
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Splendid work.
How much do they cost?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Brilliant
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I love this!
Can I nicky?

:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
#
if it's for b3tabunker.ning.com then fire away :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *makes puppy dog eyes*
*whimpers*

*rubs up against leg*

*drops ball at feet*

:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# :D
*loves*

Thank you sir!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I didn't know that existed!
Is it by invitation only?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Silly Gerbil/Hamster thingy
Glass jar is not bunker!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# oooh, that is too damn cute and outstanding!
that is too damn cute and outstanding!as it's bunker pea-ing time:



and it's time to go home so buh-bye ya all!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# This is still the definitive bunker image ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ^
Yours will show on every page now though.
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Have a excellent one, good sir!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# *waves*
Shit, I should do the same!

Bye all!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *climbs aboard*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# This is marvlius.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Coming to a village fete near you soon...

Talking of fetes. Have you noticed that the announcer
with the megaphone cannot be understood
unless you're 8 miles away?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# OMG YES
this glees me out
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# For me, and my opinion is indeed humble,
this is the best thing on here all day!!

edit:dammit, I meant him, up there. Not that your reply isn't pretty good as replies go
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# well thanks anyway
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Top stuff!
Really nicely done...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Ta...
Moley! :-)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# :D
Fantastic, sir.

Perfect (near) end to the day!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Cheers...
JPG! I'll bid thee goodnight (nearly)...:-)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# i remember seeing the red barrows at a show once...
RAF Warton, just outside Preston, sometime in the late 70s or early 80s.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic!

Will he fart coloured smoke?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahaha...
What a cracking idea! Must have hot chillis methinks...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# is this done in real life?
it should be!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# indeed it is!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Sky's Adventure - Page 3

(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I'm sorry, but
Shoefingers?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Huh?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Shoefingers? is the new RIS?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# "RIS"?
You speak in tongues.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# If only she spoke hovitos!
spoke hovitos! had some doritos
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# You mean...
Ris! I don't get it?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# RIS? means I don't get it.
The birth of RIS?: www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# no it isn't.


(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# No, Biple was the new RIS.
Shoefingers is just the new biple.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Where does 'Oh Vienna' fit into this?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# up yer arse
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# You know what, you're right.
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# take your time,
enjoy it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# That was just mediocre trying to muscle in.


(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# shoe
fingers?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# In which case I will do my terrible joke of the day I just thought up:

Why couldn't the blogger go on holiday?
Because he had an RSS to feed.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# spang.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Pfft!
My terrible joke I made up is this:

Why does Chell walk bent over?
Because of her Weighted Companion Pubes.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I'm presuming that's the woman from portal then.
Surely that wouldn't work though unless your pubes are on your upper torso, logically it would make you kind of walk half squated like you had rickets.

Or alternatively the early 90s Keanu Reeves version 'No Weighted Companion Cubes'
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Waaa, you ruined my joke.
Waaaa.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Next time you should try:
Why does Chell walk bent over?
Because she is suffering from back related stress due to poor bra support.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# The joke is doomed from the start
because she doesn't actually walk bent over.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That's because she hasn't met me yet.
*lewd eyebrows*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Law school is for deadbeats
she should have gone to hairdresser college.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Be careful with that advice.
Most people just can't stand the pressure of hairdresser college.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# still though
they can take solace in the knowledge that the escaped going to law school and becoming a lawyer...

*shudders*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
#
Well then, maybe she should have gone there. Would save her a lot of imminent tribal plundgings.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# brilliant stuff!
I'm waiting for some unsavory natives to turn up so I can say "If only she spoke hovitos!"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Wrong continent :)
The Hovitos are from South America. It's not yet been mentioned, but Sky's currently running around Burma.
Lots of unexplored bits on that part of the map.....and head-hunters.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Burma?
Isn't this going a bit Rambo?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# no.
"Lots of unexplored bits on that part of the map.....and head-hunters."
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Ian loves being a fly.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Fuck you Ian!
*was sweeping up maggots in my kitchen on Sunday*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Fishing mishap or dead thing?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Murdered tramp+under floorboards
= bad idea

the stench was quite intoxicating
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Really?
Don't toy with me, Box.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Can I toy with ye box?
sorry
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I have a lovely box for you to toy with
it came with a fan in from Japan, and now I keep my pens in it.

Or keep my penis in it, which is what I wrote the first time.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I read that like a song.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# It was meant as one.
Imagine a sort of Spanish accompaniment.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *maracas*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I can imagine this so clearly
how yay
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# That's no way to describe Wasp Box.


In other news, guest kitty has killed a bird and is eating it outside the house. Having seen her hunt in the past I'm assuming that she probably took a contract out on it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Eating it?
That's rare (in all of my years of catowning, I've never seen them eat a kill). Has she got nobody to present it to?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I think she was going to present it to me,
but I'd already got in the house and closed the door.
I don't usually let guest kitty in until the evening.
Doesn't stop her from sitting outside the window next to me all day long, meowling to be let in.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Awwww, let her in birdypie.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Our old cat did.
You used to frequently find what was left disposed on the doorstap, which was usually just the black and dark purple intestinal bits.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Mine always brought them in as presents
I don't know which is worse.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Our current cat does that occasionally, though they are always alive which poses troubles.
In fact she managed to chase a bird into our house, which then flew about the place like a fucked up nutter.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# They will do that
half dead, bleeding frogs jumping about everywhere is a fun one.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# They are never half dead though, she doesn't seem to kill them, they are just alive and frightened.
Unless she has found a wounded one someone and starts playing with it.

I suspects she must find all of them to be honest because I watched her sit doing what looked like stalking a blackbird (from about 8 feet away over an open lawn, the bird not really giving much of a shit) but she was actually waiting for the bird to move so she could go round it.

COWARD!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *is fly, like the adult stage of maggots*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Haha, brilliant.
Woo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
*fears and runs away*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# He'll get you in the end.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *runs faster*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Arggghhhhhhh!!!
Shit!

RUN!!11

*shouts woo on way*
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
*swats*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Jesus on a horse! That's scary...
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Nicely!
He looks like a Colin to me tho... ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# pathetic, compared to some of you, but.......
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Woo!
Happy 3000!

I hope that isn't the tip of your cock, with hairs on it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hahahah, actually, that's brilliant!
congrats!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Great!
And Congrats!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Congratulations!
I'm afraid conflicting light sources prove this to be false though.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
Happy 3000th!

I should really do a milestone post sooner or later
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# more nudity
unless that is the tip of your penis.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# wait for a bigger number
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Congratulations!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Congrats!
I'm creeping towards the 1000 mark.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# it wasn't even supposed to be a milestone post
but i noticed my numbers about 20 minutes ago and had to change it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# 'grats mate!
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Doctor Who: The Cloister Bell is ringing!
Adric: Let the bass kick!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# ooooooh that's a bit special
I want to play with it. This will inevitably end in WORLD DOOM but never mind. Play!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Ah, a bit of WORLD DOOM
never hurt anyone.

You play away, honey.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *glee*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# i think the doom has already started.
the heavens just opened and my main power just went off.

lets see how long the battery last while powering the mobile dongle.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Ooooooooohhh
where are you?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Stafford
the tower block over the road just took a lightning strike and all the car alarms in the street are going off! and i want to go to the pub.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I want to be where you are, I love fun weather like that.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
# pants, it calming down now a bit
at least i won't get struck by lightning as i bimble to the boozer.

edit:power back on now, UPS having a spacky fit though.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:37, archived)
# :-( poo
Not that you won't get killed, that it's calming down, fun weather FTW.

My drummer and I really want to go tornado chasing in America at some point.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)
# that would be cool
provided that you fared better than cary elwes did.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)
# As you wish?
What happened?

*google*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *hint*
he was in 'Twister'

Edit: The Movie, not the game....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# OH I SEE
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# see Twister
his character dies in a big swirly windy fireball, after being perforated by a radio mast.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# He got better though, right?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# yes, mummy kissed it better
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I love a realistic happy ending.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# and then the merkins won WWII
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I'm with you now.
I never recognise him in films. According to this he was in Saw, but I don't remember pointing and shouting 'AS YOU WISH!' which I'd be bound to do. Goodness knows whenever I see Wallace Shawn I shout 'INCONCEIVABLE!'...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# oh god, i do that too.
and laugh like a maniac, then fall over dead(ish).
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# My birthday is the same as Mandy Patinkins.
WORSHIP ME.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# *worships*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Hell yeah.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I do anyway, pickle
But that's a double bonus.

*hugs*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hardon Collander!!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# it won't go through the holes.
I'll go and get my mallet.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# O.o'
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hold still.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
# theres a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in millets
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Marvellously malevolent.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I said that ages ago!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
# and you're not the only one to have said it before...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I said it before collanders were even invented.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Stop stealing my words!!!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *readies crowbar and HEV suit*
outstanding, sir!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
I hope that's Cerenkov radiation.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Oh yes, I hope so too!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
#
is it double glazed?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ask Ted Moult
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ted moult is an idiot
and so is his daughter
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ted moult is dead
and so is his......oh, shame.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# One big window, sadly
Bloody cold in the winter.

;-)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:37, archived)
# unknown number of poly
is it for a game?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Just for the hell of it, actually
Edit: 44,366 Polygons, to be precise. ;-)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Gleeeee!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
# It is indeed made of 101% Gleeeee!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)
# You be...
...lovely at these. They are truly magnificent, have a *click* I was going to post but shall wait so this remains on top for a wee bit
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Awww - bless you, sir
*manhugs*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# You are worthy...
...of such praise. You are the Kubrick of b3ta!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *is truly embarrassed*
*and is blushing a lot*

Thank you :-)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# My pleasure sir!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# OMG SKILLZOR!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Thanks, Prof!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Controversial Olympic Sports #3

Everything's bigger in the USA.
2 1
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahahha! These are brilliant :D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# What are the judging criteria?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# cant remember exactly
but i know corn attracts a penalty
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I imagine there's some complicated formula involving length, girth, smoothness and smell.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# lordy
those uni students have too much time on their hands
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# What's the coma scale?
As an alcoholic mine is consistently (and I use the word 'consistent' advisedly) type seven.

The Glasgow Scale is the one I was after. Ironic as I like to slip into a coma as much as I like to slip into a Weegie whore.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I think I know a potential medal winner
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# haha i love this
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# :)
Lully
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# he looks well pleased
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
thats 4 curiks!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# bono?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# nay he was at least 10
I think
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# 13 i think
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I could do 14 easy
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# you are 14 :D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)
# The Edge is faine
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# London Calling:
Those would be ideal for 2012
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
These are brill!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
That's pretty poor.
I could squeeze a seven out easy!

:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Sign up!
We could use a few good athletes!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
#
I hear the competition is pretty "rough"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *signs up*
*startstraining*

:P
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Grokpans image challenge suggestion a while back would sort the men from the boys
"Dont shit for as long as possible then post the results when you finally do"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# christ
when i had my recent little spine problem, i lasted 6 days. jesus, that was a bad morning when it all came out.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# at least wednesday night wouldnt be full of shit reposts
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Surely that would be the only kind of reposts
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
# you have reposts of shit?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I'm afraid not.
Mongychops might.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Shame
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Sorry.
If you remind me in the morning maybe I can rustle up a new one?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Hmmmm
It might put me of my breakfast
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I had a corn on the cob for lunch so it might be quite pretty.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:37, archived)
# a touch of yellow always brings brightness to the day
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)
# there is that.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Another gem, sir!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# yay for alpakas
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# No' wi' they specs ya cunt!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# nothing wrong with those specs
id ave that alpaca
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Hairy legs, man!
On another tack, does anyone want to see my bloody ring?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# ooh me
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Ach, fuck. I can't find my camera!
I had blood streaming down my fingers after last nights escapades. There was blood all over my sheets last night and Mrs. B. wasn't pleased.
The things that happen when you're off work, eh?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# i hope you're not talking
about your anus
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# splendid
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahah!
The original fat kid pic always makes me think of Family Guy- the tv show "Slow kids, faster animals" or what ever it was :D

(edit: I'm not being crazy, am I? This does have something to do with the kid witha lunch box image? It's late in teh day, I'm tired and my brain has stopped functioning correctly)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# you are crazy!
it's just a coincidence..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# creatures with luggage!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# That's so lovely.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
#
lovely last season

Get with the programme, hamster fashionista!

EDIT how rude, it's ace. I've been out getting soaked on site visits all afternoon. Have I missed anything exciting?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# why thank you.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# awww
little hamham all happy with it bag
*pets*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# EWE'LL LOVE IT!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Another Bruce Lee
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# the gfx board in my laptop does that when it overheats.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Yeah
this was done with the Laptop Overheat Filter in photoshop :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# U FILTAD?!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS
I'LL POST THE NEXT INSTALLMENT IN THE THREAD ABOVE THIS
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Is this a dig at me?
):
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# :C
it's cool to see works in progress from people who can actually draw stuff. learn how it's done, sort of thing.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# YOU BETTER NOT
IT MAKES ME ANGRY WHEN PEOPLE BREACH NETIQUETTE
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# FIRST RULE OF NETIQUETTE:
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# dont talk about netiquette?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# And don't fuck babies up the arse
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i thought i recognised the lines
woo!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# he has flid hands
one inch flid punch
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# At first glance I thought he was wearing a priest's collar
"Forgive me, Father Lee, for I have sinned"

*kick to the head*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Nicely.
:]
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Ver' nice sah
Woo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# wap bam boogie!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Verr nice!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# awesome :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# My workplace is full of bloody pessamists!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
"pull to dispense"

classic
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# :(
FULL!

:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# What is it?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# its a joke dear
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Yeah, but what is it?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# my guess is a coffe/hot water machine
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Yes... but what is it?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# its a journey into the mind of satan
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Oooooh.
Okay. :]
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# no
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *grabs tea spoon*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# very well done
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# smooth
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Eeek!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Urk. And also: Tea Monkey.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Tea Fauna!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# haha
nice! :D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Fucking WHOA.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# That's quite special!
*click*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Flippin'eck!
That's good!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Wow!
Best for ages.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Eye
eye!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Let's pretend I didn't do that other one I just did...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Everything I do
I do it for crack!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# why don't you have a little word with Archie...
...


nicely done
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Why's that then?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# he kind of did a lovely Robin Hoodie image
a fair few months ago, possibly even last year

but you weren't to know...

;D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# oh poo! :(
EDIT: Try 2 years ago...

www.b3ta.com/board/6111978

It's very good, aye.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# oh yeah
crikey

THAT long ago?!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# You must be getting old... ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# BRRRAP!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# robbing hoodie surely?
edit: oh right youve already done that below


(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I nevah!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I defy any mouse to resist this...

Cheeky pea for compo...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# excellent
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# ted moult?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Yeah. She's a journalist who we should all hate for some reason.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
#
Our Ted it has to be said
produces proof beyond us
rain, shine or gale force nine
his frames remain intact
helicopters in my garden
bringing wind, i beg your pardon
double glazing is amazing
don't you all agree?

No fears they'll last you for years
our statistics prove it
and you'll pose when everyone knows
it's you who sets the pace
On the cold and frosty mornings
scoff and howl at yultide warnings
insulation for the nation
that's the one for me

No draft cos that would be daft
a feather acknowledges Newton
and a ball and chain let loose on the pain
can only smash your nerves
In the hibernating season
pick the best it stands to reason
no complaing when it's raining
thanks to Mr Moult.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# heheh - nice
My Dad was a Master Salesman for Everest in the 80s
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Is that Half Man Half... looks at sig
FUCK ME, IT'S FRED TITMUS!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ahem
Fuckin' 'ell it's Fred Titmus!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I'm sure that's what I typed.
Fucking internet!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# get CSI:Ambleside if you haven't already done.
Lord Hereford's Knob is a top song.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Stevie Nicks books about kleptomania!
Hahahahaha!
Listening to it now.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# silly brian
cheese goes in mouth, not out of!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I can do a brilliant impression of Brian Blessed
Shame the internet doesn't do sound yet.

Maybe in a few years...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Blessed Brian!
Lovely stuff...

(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Ace. A revolvo-pope.
Like one of those fucked up weather houses your Granny used to have (seventies-era grannies only)

Kwviet on ze wezer front

or

RAINING
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# haha! yes!
My nan had one of those.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Woo Pope Brian!
Now he WOULD make a cracking Pope. He should open the 2012 Olympics on his own, yes on his own!!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# i see your blessed
Photobucket
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# i'm off to get some white letraset to put that on my laptop keyboard!
woo!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
What's the cheesemakers' font...?
I like it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hi Moley...
...it's called 'Snell Roundhand', I've just tried to get it you for nowt of the tinternet, but it would seem you have to buy it. I'll try and email it you if you want?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# An odd bloke what I drawed. In varying states of undress.

I should do kids books. They're clearly not scared enough these days.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Mr Manson?
Woo! ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
#
That would be darkly funny/perfect!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Where's he been putting his fingers?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# And his wrists for that matter.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Mothballs. Weedkiller. Lighter fluid. An array of exotic mustards. You know, usual stuff.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# he is nice
I like him. Nice ginger combover.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# chris evans?
TJ : anyone understand what this is about? pown.it/1979
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# These are really, really well done.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Nicely drawn
Although, the nsfw clciky doesn't work!

:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
you weirdo!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# He's got jizz and piss all over his breeks, man.
Top work.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# EEP

nicely drawn
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ooooh... that is an outstanding style!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# it has no nipples.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] My 10 year old son wanted to enter this

for teh compo. He was lookingo ver my shoulder as I was b3taing y'see.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahahaha total win
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
What is it?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# a gun for shooting mice in the tits
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
#
Gets my vote.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# allo cenaris
still stalking me?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I don't actually remember ever stalking you.
I don't think we even live in the same country.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# it's OK
I'm stalking YOU
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# And I you
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# This I know
My Dad used to work for Everest...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Did he supply the feathers?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# yes
I bet you're the only other person I know who knows who Ted Moult was
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I should change my sig to TED MOULT'S TRAGIC SUICIDE then.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# "Fit The Best - Fit Everest"
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I bet that pub closed it doors in the early nineties and put a big banner up saying "Fuck you, Roger Tesco!"
who was the person believed in rural areas to run Tesco.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Oooh, Cool!
Not had a stalker before.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# a rifle
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I thought it was a horn first
but I can go with rifle
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# 'tis a rifle
with the barrel bent around to point at a piece of cheese hanging off the trigger. I thought it were clear...

(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# OH, that's the barrel.
I assumed it was just a really really decorative blunderbus.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Mouse hearing trumpet...
so that it can hear you telling it to beggar orf. Tiny ears, see...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Just pull on the cheese to see!



BLAM!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# This is superb
and gets a hefty click from me :D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I suspect you son might secretly be David Shrigley.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Marvelous!
I'm clickin! :D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Your boy rules.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# now that is some fine imagination your son has there
but I would suggest you lock your gun cabinet.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Oooh, rather excellent trappage, Mistafeesh Jr.!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Patent it now!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Ace!
My kids love looking at b3ta too, which is worrying as they're both under 5.
Sometimes when I get home, my pc's on and b3ta is open and the missus swears it's not her.
I should lock it really.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Windows button + L
I only learnt that last week.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Nice one!
That wont work with them though when I'm at work.
I'll have to password all the users me thnks.

That'll be good for work though, if it works on bloody vista!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I thought your pics had got better recently :D
*runs off whooping and cackling*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha
You bitch!!

:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# The hats are off for misafeesh jr!
*clickety woo!*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Haha
That looks like Spike Milligan drew it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I like this!
*click*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Curvy Gun Thing
I will click for your son but damn your eyes if you did it !!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
awesome :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Yay!
B3talings should be encouraged.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# B33 pants!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yay for the b3ta 'tinnies'
woo and yay yeah!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Superb stuff.
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# if this doesn't win, then its afix
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# yeah your 'son' did this
if your gonna post your childlike drawings at least have the guts to admit theyre yours
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# he can draw better than me
As can all my children. If I'd done it it would have been badly executed in photoshop.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)
# A click for your boy.
(it would even work without a powder charge, brilliant!)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Very good.

But my 10 year old could kick your 10 year old's arse.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# would
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# A flock of seagul... oh wait
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# That's what I thought at first
which is good because I'd had Duran Duran stuck in my head since this morning.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# That's what Jasmin LeBon is always complaining about
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# chick-chick-chicken on my head
/Anthrax
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Cockhead!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Very good, but WHAT?
she gonna look like wiv a chimbley on her?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *saves*
*prints*
*runs to hairdressers*
"I'd like this please"
*walks out a champ*
EDIT: ooh and it's Robyn too! I heart her *thiiis* much. In a nakey way.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Free fresh eggs with every haircut
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Poultry Hats™ - adds that touch of feathery elegance to any ensemble!

Alternative reply: "What the fuck has that chicken got attached to its arse?!?!?"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Poultry Hats™ - be the first to wear next week's compo subject
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I'm surprised the Hat compo hasn't actually come up yet.....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha! Shopped pics only pleaze! ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# The yolks on her!
*suicides*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# CHICKENHEADWAEAR!
BIRDHAT IS THE NEW HAT! TM
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# top shoppage
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Cock Robyn
ahahhaahahaa, hmm.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# her boyfriend's
a cockfighter apparently
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Oh shi...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
I'd still back the bear to win that
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
#
$20s that the bear chokes on it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Haha. This reminds me a of a funny incident involving me and Mrs. B.
I said I liked salmon, meaning whatever it was that Mr. C. meant in his drug-song Ebeneezer Goode. Mrs. B. then told me she liked bears.

I came home last week and two hairy men were fucking the living shit out of each other.

I never found out what Mr. C. meant by salmon but I did find out what rutting gays sounded like.

Some you win, some you lose.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
this makes no sense but is funny
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Salmon 'n' trout = snout = cigarette.
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Salmon = bear food = rare poo
he's looking for rare coprolites.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# As an archaeologist friend of mine once said
"You can't rub coprolites into your chest!"
I agreed and left as soon as I'd dried off.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# LAAAAVLEY!
Ah-hah-hah-hah-haaaa!



Wicked!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Bear!
:D

(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# My gaffe, my rules!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# This is ace
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Reminds me of Frank Hovis
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Eeeek!!!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Fuck yeah!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# tfffpppp....
i ilek hsit!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Damn you!


(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Just call me Barry!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO
Literraly.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# yay!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# fpppt!
/dyslexic
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Ooh I hope they get the Sewell
This is ace.
EDIT: Have they had the London Zombie walk this year yet?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha
:D

Edit: I bet they thought he'd shout "DAAAAAAVE!"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# pffft
but may have bindun...
yep
www.b3ta.com/board/8512909
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Dagnabbit, I'm on Barnesy here... can't see that link.
But, I'm guessing it's bindun, so I'll say this:
Bugger!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# You can never have enough Zombies
Bugger it lets all do one!
but not in a bandwagon way

(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# It looks like a Killerkitti pic but isn't if that helps you form a picture in your mind.
P.S. Wanking Nuns
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Thanks, I worked out how to convert that b3ta link to a barnesy one.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahha!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ace :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# groovy
brain
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHA

you've just missed a wonderful opportunity for some spicy Peppers
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# GET A BRIAN, MORANS!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaah, that is gonna clicked, and clicked hard!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Ace!
As ever! *clicks*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# LOL!
Not Brains from Thunderbirds this time then? ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

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